EliseD's Posts

L iving
I nside
E mbellished
S hells

#lies, @Krisargent

BoldDelight, buzzielizzy, schnudelhupf, Krisargent, JMBis and petegutz2 like this

reposted by buzzielizzy

Trust nothing but hips.

They don't lie.

#lies, @JMBis

buzzielizzy, tk93, M0806, ChocolateBunny, MarcellaA, JulieanneS, schnudelhupf, timothy21, heidierdbeer, OnlineGuy and 9 others like this

reposted by petegutz2 and Boldomatic

"I'm not lying!"

*Tells lies while standing

#lies, #Are, #they, #telling, #the, #truth, #then?

Krisargent, schnudelhupf, JMBis and petegutz2 like this

"I'm not gonna lie."

*Keeps standing

#lies

buzzielizzy, Krisargent and petegutz2 like this

I have read and accept the terms and conditions.

#lies

Krisargent and petegutz2 like this

Inhale...
Exhale...

You're gonna be okay.

#justbreathe

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Come on guys,
weekendoit !

#cheers

#hopeful, #for, #the, #weekend

Krisargent, springfire and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

I then understood

There are 2 kinds of people:

Those who turn out good,

And those who turn out evil.

#2KindsOfPeople

CurrentNobody likes this

There are two kinds of people:

1. People who hate Mondays.

2. ...
[never mind]

#2KindsOfPeople, #MaybeOnlyOne?, @springfire

Krisargent, OpenWorld, BirdStage, shankarrkn, crafty, CurrentNobody, JodieT, eulekauzig, springfire and swatchUSA like this

reposted by swatchUSA and jenny_roux15

If the words we spoke appeared on our skin,

would we still be beautiful?

#truth, #lies, #gossip, #praise, #words

Krisargent, springfire, emiledi77, Sunshine123, UserOne, juliettebravo, aana, PenSword72, charliebrown, JodieT and 1 other like this

In some countries, being free
is not so free.

#you, #have, #to, #pay, #for, #it, #freedom

Krisargent, springfire, emiledi77, JodieT, PenSword72, charliebrown and Sunshine123 like this

When your biggest mission was to save the princess.

#90s, #SuperMario

Krisargent, springfire, JodieT, Sunshine123, PenSword72, ruhip, aana, charliebrown and sis like this

'I'm a genie in a bottle, gotta rub me the right way.'

No, that TOTALLY didn't ruin my childhood!

#90s, #song, #hidden, #pervert

JodieT, sis, PenSword72, charliebrown, Sunshine123 and MyM like this

Bolders
beyond
Borders

#borders, #bolders, #global, #friends

Krisargent, hanueli, MaScho, Sunshine123, Campo, PenSword72, JodieT, juneocallagh, charliebrown, UserOne and 1 other like this

When i see the Youth today, i'm so damn lucky that my Youth was in the 90's

Reposted from RandomHero1981

Krisargent, Sunshine123, purplechill and RandomHero1981 like this

Eat as you see 'fit' !

(wink wink)

#fitness

Krisargent, PenSword72 and Qball like this

IF YOU CAN LOVE
THE WRONG PERSON
THAT MUCH
JUST IMAGINE HOW MUCH YOU CAN LOVE
THE RIGHT ONE

Reposted from singaporeleo

Krisargent, janem803, Thoughtmonger, haddock, sunny71 and charliebrown like this

It's time to sea the deal.

#wonderofthesea, #wwf, @WannabePoet

Sunshine123, carlo1982, haddock, JodieT, Blitzkrieg, swatchUSA, WannabePoet, mng and PenSword72 like this

Too busy to bold...

that ain't right :/

#daily, #life, #no, #time, #sigh, @JodieT, @PenSword72, @RandomHero1981, @charliebrown

EliseD, charliebrown, Qball, Parole, mng, RandomHero1981, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

Some age...

others can afford plastic surgery.

#plasticsurgery, #dewar's, #slogan, #parody, #some, #age, #others, #mature

Parole, juneocallagh, hensch, dor1316, Qball, avant-garde, aana, PenSword72 and charliebrown like this

If you love someone you
should set them free.

If they come back, it means
nobody else loved them.

So, set them free again.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

hensch, Ms_Ntlebi, Qball, charliebrown, kappa421, UserOne, shespeaks94 and makalapua like this

How do I gain 3-5 years experience when every job requires 3-5 years experience?

Reposted from avant-garde

juneocallagh, kappa421, mng, valeria and swatchUSA like this

Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

Reposted from 2schaa

juneocallagh, hensch, kappa421, 2schaa, mng and swatchUSA like this

correct me if I'm wrong, but don't correct me if you are

Reposted from anonymous

juneocallagh, hensch, kappa421 and mng like this

Women.
We're automatically correct. Right?

Reposted from JodieT

@JodieT

juneocallagh, hensch, mng, charliebrown and JodieT like this

Oh, London is a man's town, there's power in the air; And Paris is a woman's town, with flowers in her hair; And it's sweet to dream in Venice, and it's great to study Rome; But when it comes to living, there is no place like home.

Reposted from anonymous

rebelchild, DonSpaccafurnu, Proceline, haddock and mng like this

Today, I saw my orthodontist.

All I can say is

I left him braceless.

#turningpoint, #finally, #braces, #free, #hurray!, #breathless/braceless

hensch, Misha.93, charliebrown, JodieT, Qball, _ATOMIC and sarcasm_only like this

I know, I swear too much:

1. Sorry about that
2. I'll try to stop
3. 1&2 are lies
4. you can fuck off

Reposted from avant-garde

hensch, Convo_Ray, avant-garde and sarcasm_only like this

"She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them"

Reposted from charliebrown

Qball, sarcasm_only, charliebrown, annairie, mng and PenSword72 like this

Keep in mind that,

when you're
down,

up!
the only way is

@charliebrown, @PenSword72, #never.give.up, #remain, #positive, #hopeful, #faithful

janem803, Qball, sarcasm_only, juliettebravo, JodieT, mng, PenSword72 and charliebrown like this

reposted by charliebrown

I'm not sure where you learned to whisper but I'm guessing inside a helicopter surrounded by chainsaws.

Reposted from 2schaa

2schaa, sarcasm_only and _ATOMIC like this

My optimism is seen as naiveté, my hope, seen as stupidity, my beliefs seen as foolish. And my darkness, doubt, fear, and pain, are seen as opportunity to attack, with reckless abandon, and malicious joy.

I am well aware. Trust.

Reposted from anonymous

@charliebrown

hensch, Qball, sarcasm_only, _ATOMIC, rebelchild and PenSword72 like this

Je crois que j'ai un petit faible pour toi...

haddock, hensch, juneocallagh, louchoubidoo, prubton, carpentier, charliebrown, sarcasm_only and PenSword72 like this

"Maybe we'll meet again, when we're
slightly older and our minds are less
hectic, and I'll be right for you and
you'll be right for me. But right now, I
am chaos to your thoughts and you
are poison to my heart."

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

#imperfect, #timing, #repost

juneocallagh, dor1316, sarcasm_only, charliebrown and Ms_Ntlebi like this

All the money in the world cannot buy common sense.

#kimye, @llamabat

KosmicKarma, janem803, haddock, juneocallagh, hensch, llamabat, shespeaks94, Ms_Ntlebi, sarcasm_only, _ATOMIC and 3 others like this

#kimye

ljcreative, clouds, hensch, fuzuku, bobbybuilder, daniel8a14, sophh, writersgirl, Jamille, juneocallagh and 12 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA and jm4927

He loves big butts and he cannot lie!

#kimye

hensch, juneocallagh, pasquale85, shespeaks94, Ms_Ntlebi, Qball, sarcasm_only, carpentier and _ATOMIC like this

Your boss doesn't
OWN you.

He only
OWES you.

#boss, #slavery.is.over, @SteveBob

UserOne, juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, phuamaxx, prubton, llamabat, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA, Qball, SteveBob and 4 others like this

Upgrade your ice cream into a banana split.

Make eye contact.

#icecream, #oops

janem803, juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, Ms_Ntlebi, sarcasm_only, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

What's your flava?

#icecream, #throwback

juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT, pasquale85, llamabat, sarcasm_only, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

I once made eye contact while licking
an ice cream cone.

#icecream, #whether, #i.meant.it, #or, #not, #isnt.the.issue

janem803, juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, Ms_Ntlebi, cooledpizza, Gabbem, sarcasm_only, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

i deserve nothing
less than spontaneity,
a wild heart, great laughter at 3 in the morning, soft kisses
and undeniable love.

Reposted from annairie

#repost

janem803, juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, ronnishtein, Ms_Ntlebi, cooledpizza, DeniseMay, annairie, charliebrown, Proceline and 1 other like this

Mom: honey are you getting enough sleep?

Me: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

Reposted from anonymous

janem803, mademoiselle98, cooledpizza, llamabat, juneocallagh, creatorbeats, DeniseMay, bold and sarcasm_only like this

The same boiling water that softens potatoes hardens eggs. Proving it's all about what you are made of, not your circumstances.

Reposted from MissB

rickb, mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, bold and sarcasm_only like this

Play it forward.

#loveforever, #ceylor

hensch, juneocallagh, Misha.93, takeaguess, mng, bigbat101, sarcasm_only, mademoiselle98, JodieT and LindaLoo like this

The fine line
between

doing your baby
and
making your baby.

#loveforever, #ceylor, #fine, #line, #do, #make

rickb, mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, Convo_Ray, pasquale85, JodieT, Morgaine, llamabat, charliebrown, ephy and 2 others like this

I'll pick being a fool for love over a fool against love, in every lifetime.

Reposted from anonymous

janem803, mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, grin, ephy, carpentier, cooledpizza, bigbat101, JodieT, ronnishtein and 4 others like this

Don't let your
'OH, YES !'

turn into an
'OH, NO !'

#loveforever, #ceylor, @avant-garde

janem803, mademoiselle98, MyM, elidealista, ceylor, juneocallagh, Hank-the-knife, avant-garde, bold, ephy and 17 others like this

reposted by ephy, choosen and Tagi

Are you telling me it's for free??

I don't buy it!

#word, #play, #free, #stuff

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, MyM, UserOne, rickb, mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, SteveBob, takeaguess, charliebrown and 8 others like this

reposted by buzzielizzy

If you look like your passport photo, the likelihood is that you need the holiday

Reposted from topbuzz

mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, blackboxmagic, ephy, aana, prubton, Thoughtmonger, mng, Qball, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

The only weakness
I tolerate
is that which makes me
stronger.

#self, #power, #keep, #the, #faith

mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, Qball, swatchUSA, sarcasm_only, llamabat, Gabbem, PenSword72 and RulesOfLife like this

The emptier the battery,

the harder the pressing.

#remotecontrol

mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, StellaStella, mehr, bold, bobbybuilder, dor1316, Thoughtmonger, seppowitch, Qball and 6 others like this

When I lose the remote,

I lose control!

#remotecontrol

mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, dor1316, Thoughtmonger, SteveBob, Gabbem, charliebrown, sarcasm_only, Ms_Ntlebi, shespeaks94 and 3 others like this

A white lie is like a white bear.

It's cute, but might eat you alive.

#whitelie

phuamaxx, meohmy, UserOne, mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, EliseD, RulesOfLife, ipclara, prubton, llamabat and 5 others like this

reposted by UserOne

It's not you,
it's me.

#whitelie, #breakup

mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, mng, sarcasm_only, Ms_Ntlebi, PenSword72, meohmy, Akatrine, JodieT, charliebrown and 1 other like this

Saying you're not perfect

only makes you more perfect

to me.

janem803, MyM, mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, prubton, meohmy, SanJ, Demetrius, JodieT, justaperson and 9 others like this

Sometimes,
a punch is a positive wake-up call much needed by an asshole.

#myperspective

mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, RulesOfLife, prubton, ronnishtein, Qball, meohmy, annairie, sarcasm_only, JodieT and 1 other like this

reposted by SoftballLover

I hate when people say,
"After all, im only human".

That should be an asset, not an excuse!

#myperspective

lonelyscribe, phuamaxx, MyM, UserOne, mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, prubton, ronnishtein, Qball, cooledpizza and 7 others like this

reposted by UserOne

I couldn't care more.

Krisargent, MyM, PaolaChvz, _ATOMIC, juneocallagh, Qball, meohmy, dor1316, prubton, ronnishtein and 7 others like this

reposted by RulesOfLife

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words

hurt me the most.

#plottwist

janem803, aShes_arTwork, dor1316, juneocallagh, prubton, ranjithbantu, ronnishtein, PurposelyMe, Sparx_Fire, JodieT and 8 others like this

HUMAN

until proven

ASSHOLE

#plottwist, #when, #a, #hero, #turns, #into, #vilain

hanueli, prubton, ronnishtein, Querencia, Sparx_Fire, JodieT, annairie, SteveBob, meohmy, Qball and 4 others like this

BOLDIE:

n. the equivalent of 'selfie'

when you take a screenshot of your own post

#guilty, #boldie, #i, #just, #took, #one, #oops

springfire, Qball, DeniseMay, prubton, ronnishtein, charliebrown, SteveBob, no667, sarcasm_only, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they are like

"I'm lactose intolorant"
-------------------------

Reposted from Maya_laerke

Qball, prubton, ronnishtein, annairie, SteveBob and sarcasm_only like this

I hate it
when a sentence doesn't end like I crocodile.

#plottwist

Qball, SteveBob, Interessant, DonSpaccafurnu, sarcasm_only, justaperson, sophh and PenSword72 like this

Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.

Reposted from anonymous

Qball, DeniseMay, prubton, suhasini, upupandaway, alex_digital, llamabat, sarcasm_only, charliebrown, seppowitch and 3 others like this

Given the crappy looks and the judging frowns,

I'm starting to believe it's a bad habit to smile
on Mondays ...

#badhabits, #oops, #silly, #me

buzzielizzy, DeniseMay, rudeamplitude, Qball, trunkenbold, swatchUSA, PenSword72, JodieT, charliebrown, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

reposted by swatchUSA

As brainstorming leads to
creation,

Heartstorming
could lead to
relation.

#brainstorming, #heartstorming, #relationship, #choose, #well, @charliebrown

DeniseMay, Parole, upupandaway, blackboxmagic, eule10012, Interessant, trunkenbold, meohmy, JodieT, annairie and 4 others like this

I'm addicted to Bold, I should probably seek help.

Wait, let me Bold that.

#badhabits, @annairie

BoldDelight, MyM, JMBis, timothy21, Krisargent, janem803, ClaoWue, UserOne, DeniseMay, prubton and 30 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, freshjam, truthseeker57 and Krisargent

What's worse than finding a spider in your house?

Losing it.

#oops, #freaking, #out, #poor, #spider, #me, @ronnishtein

Krisargent, swatchUSA, MyM, prubton, PurposelyMe, Sparx_Fire, Decipher, shespeaks94, SteveBob, stebo and 12 others like this

reposted by dor1316 and llamabat

His manhood is crushed under my heels.

#girl, #power, #wins, #over, #in, #love

DeniseMay, Convo_Ray, meohmy, kfasheldon and sarcasm_only like this

... even the sun sets in paradise...

#maroon5

sophh, PurposelyMe, swatchUSA, sarcasm_only, annairie, JodieT, bold, Qball and mng like this

reposted by PurposelyMe

Don't be so
open-minded
that your brain falls off.

#watch, #out

meohmy, MyM, boldoctor, charliebrown, sarcasm_only, annairie, JodieT and mng like this

reposted by singhnandranie

If you want to understand your enemy, walk a mile in his shoes. And if you don't understand him then, you are a mile away and you have his shoes

Reposted from creatorbeats

gabriela_f, boldoctor, Misha.93, ronnishtein, sarcasm_only, PenSword72, shespeaks94, Ms_Ntlebi, Qball and charliebrown like this

First woman on the moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind."
What's the problem?
"Nothing."
Please tell us?
"I'm fine."

Reposted from anonymous

UserOne, dor1316, prubton, SanJ, upupandaway, boldoctor, ronnishtein, charliebrown, swatchUSA, Ms_Ntlebi and 3 others like this

F abricated
A necdote
I nspiring
R elentless
Y earning
T o
A cquire
L asting
E nchantment

#fairytale

lonelyscribe, prubton, swanbird, Sparx_Fire, sophh, angelxoxo143, DiscardedStat, Mirewen, Rosella, ronnishtein and 10 others like this

reposted by aehmpaeh and lonelyscribe

"Oh, monsters are scared,"
said Lettie.

"That's why they're monsters."

#fairytale, #Neil, #Gaiman, #book, #quote

Parole, Rosella, Ms_Ntlebi, sarcasm_only, ephy, annairie and PenSword72 like this

. .
. ' ' .
" " " " " "
J

Supercalifragilistic
expialidocious

#fairytale, #MaryPoppins, #magical, #umbrella

DeniseMay, prubton, meohmy, Babs_77, shespeaks94, sarcasm_only, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

When the good prevails.

#fairytale

prubton, meohmy, Babs_77, Qball, shespeaks94, sarcasm_only, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

Don't get high.

Don't get low.

Get even.

pasquale85, hallowelt, Qball, yashthanawala, shespeaks94, swatchUSA and sarcasm_only like this

Sometimes, all you were looking for

is under that pile of clothes.

#messy, #room, #the, #one, #found, #it

firoz0089, Qball, dor1316, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only, annairie, DomPerignon and JodieT like this

If you don't have anything nice to say,

say it anyway!

#honesty, #is, #the, #best, #policy, #figure, #out, #how, #to, #say, #it

prubton, Qball, hallowelt, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only and charliebrown like this

We can take this
the Tarzan way
or
the George of the Jungle
way.

#jungle, @PenSword72, @meohmy

juneocallagh, suhasini, Misha.93, Qball, meohmy, PenSword72, JodieT and sarcasm_only like this

You are my jungle

in this zooniverse.

#jungle, @meohmy

ayesha_khn, hensch, juneocallagh, Misha.93, Demetrius, meohmy, charliebrown, JodieT, sarcasm_only and PenSword72 like this

Plus je connais les gens,

plus je respecte les animaux.

prubton, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only and charliebrown like this

YOSO
is
the
new
YOLO

Reposted from Demetrius

#you, #only, #sleep, #once, #lol, #PleaseLikeOriginal

prubton, juneocallagh, Qball, sarcasm_only, Misha.93, pasquale85, Demetrius, kfasheldon and Babs_77 like this

Some age,

others
use botox.

#dewar's, #some, #age, #others, #mature, #parody

juneocallagh, Qball, sarcasm_only, ronnishtein, Babs_77, JodieT, kfasheldon, Misha.93, ephy, PennyLame and 1 other like this

Be BOLD,

seldom
italic,

but never regular.

#bold, #italic, #never, #regular, #typeface

prubton, juneocallagh, ronnishtein, sarcasm_only, JodieT, Misha.93, PennyLame, ebenedara, Convo_Ray, annairie and 4 others like this

What do people do with all the extra time they save by texting "K" instead of "OK"?

Reposted from est24601

nickz, justaperson, SteveBob, juneocallagh, briggs, dme3os, Aadi27, ranjithbantu, kj55, Babs_77 and 7 others like this

REPOST IF YOU
MENTALLY SAY
'WED-NES-DAY'
WHEN WRITING
'WEDNESDAY'

Reposted from kiamisdeluxe

juneocallagh, charliebrown, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie and kfasheldon like this

I'm most honest when I lie

on his shoulder ...

@juneocallagh

Gabbem, kj55, juneocallagh, Qball, hallowelt, PenSword72, Fountainhead, Demetrius and charliebrown like this

LIFE is about ASS.

You're either
KICKING it,
KISSING it,
COVERING it,
LAUGHING it OFF,
BURSTING it,
or TRYING TO GET
A PIECE of it.

#life, #ass, #favorite, #quote, #lol, @charliebrown

rudeamplitude, Gabbem, valgeor, kj55, Ms_Ntlebi, Riki, Qball, juneocallagh, Demetrius, meohmy and 7 others like this

reposted by charliebrown and DooBoo

A world

with a little less selfies

and a little more selfless.

#newtopia, #selflessness, @jordan2004, @pasquale85, @Babs_77, @DygytAlice

TimBuktu, JMBis, Krisargent, lonelyscribe, raulbud, savagefiend, phuamaxx, MyM, De_liefste, Raeca and 67 others like this

reposted by Babs_77, Lemonjuice17, truthseeker57, truthseeker57, raesmom, ashu10, dikshagemini19, ronnishtein, AbstractlyMe, blondie68 and 17 others

Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.

- Michael J. Gelb

#special, #bold, #request, @PenSword72, #better, #late, #than, #never, #lol

kj55, juneocallagh, ronnishtein and PenSword72 like this

reposted by Ardena15

I don't expect much of a newtopia...

we're being tempted by an Apple all over again! o_O

#newtopia, #prize, #apple, #iPad, #temptation

Raeca, kj55, juneocallagh, ronnishtein, jadeeastman, Qball, PenSword72, JodieT and Ms_Ntlebi like this

I would eradicate coffee and replace it with hugs!

#newtopia, #hugs, #as, #energy, #stimuli

kj55, juneocallagh, ronnishtein, QuotedTiger, JodieT and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Don't mix bad words with a bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you won't be able to replace words you spoke

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

#PleaseLikeOriginal

kj55, juneocallagh, Qball, JodieT and Ms_Ntlebi like this

#newtopia

where everyone would win an iPad Mini.
;)

#newtopia

pasquale85, juneocallagh, Gabbem, ronnishtein, Qball, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Do not call me perfect,
a lie is never a compliment.
Call me an erratic
damaged and
insecure mess.
Then tell me that you
love me for it.

• Beau Taplin,
"You're a fucking wreck and I love you for it."

Reposted from anonymous

#PleaseLikeOriginal

Aina, juneocallagh, meohmy, Kjmatthews, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

If only everything in life was a contest,

so people would always give it their best.

#newtopia, #a, #world, #made, #of, #contests

juneocallagh, ronnishtein, Qball, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Bold that thought.

#hold, #that, #thought

juneocallagh, ronnishtein, rawrzus, Rosella, takeaguess, PenSword72, ephy, JodieT and Qball like this

If I were to choose superpowers, I'd wish to speak all languages of this earth - and beyond.

ronnishtein, lauren11, Rosella, takeaguess, LoriG, swatchUSA, PenSword72, blackboxmagic, juneocallagh and grin like this

> I went out with her bc i dig her tight ass! Then i found her leggs are nice too. Then i found i like her dress. Her curvey

hair. I wanted to say something about her
breasts but then i kinda fancy her eyes. Her smile. Then i forgot why i went out with her. >>

Reposted from anonymous

#attraction, #turns, #into, #love, #please, #liketheoriginal

ronnishtein and juneocallagh like this

How would you expect me to follow you, if

you've been bold since 2013, yet have 0 posts.
-.-

#illogical, #sorry!, @demetrius, @PenSword72, @ephy

ronnishtein, kathan, swatchUSA, PenSword72, juneocallagh, Demetrius, annairie, JodieT and kfasheldon like this

If you cheat on me and tell me, I MIGHT forgive you.

But if I find out from someone else, we're DONE.

#cheating, #truth

dor1316, kj55, juneocallagh, ronnishtein, Qball, gc.live, Parole, ashleyyyywall, takeaguess, ranjithbantu and 3 others like this

Both terrorists and martyrs think they'll go to heaven when they die.

Gee, I wonder who's right.

#nonsense, #jesuischarlie

juneocallagh, ronnishtein, meohmy, ephy, JodieT, Gabbem, PenSword72, yashthanawala and blackboxmagic like this

BEING SLEEPY, BECAUSE YOU SLEPT TOO LONG.

Reposted from Akatrine

justaperson, juneocallagh, ronnishtein, Qball, cathe12, seppowitch, ephy, JodieT, mademoiselle98, PenSword72 and 2 others like this

If it's too good to be true, then it probably is ...

#one, #of, #my, #favorite, #realistic, #quotes

ronnishtein, boldoctor, JodieT, makalapua, kfasheldon and juneocallagh like this

I often view doves as a symbol of peace on earth.

Then I get reminded that they're also a source of
pees on earth.

#bird, #crap, #so.much.of.a.symbol

ronnishtein, LoriG, JodieT, PenSword72, juneocallagh and mademoiselle98 like this

I haven't cursed all day.

I'm a fucking gentleman.

Reposted from blackboxmagic

Aina, ronnishtein, MuddinBuddies, Gabbem, juneocallagh, PenSword72 and RandomHero1981 like this

I'm glad my username isn't 'Rules'.

No one here would've followed me! (O_O)

#breaktherules

sophh, Babs_77, boldoctor, ranjithbantu, QuotedTiger, Demetrius, juneocallagh, blackboxmagic, PenSword72, JodieT and 2 others like this

NEVER
let the world rule your inner rebel.

#breaktherules

juneocallagh, blackboxmagic, PenSword72, JodieT, kfasheldon and swatchUSA like this

Let's be nothing, I heard it lasts forever.

Reposted from Pesca

Aina, upupandaway, Qball, grin, MuddinBuddies, Decipher, blackboxmagic, kfasheldon, swatchUSA, Pesca and 4 others like this

Break rules, not hearts.

#breaktherules, @Boldomatic, @sophh, @WordNerd, @kj55, @grin, @ephy

lonelyscribe, Luc_Berlin, petarrrrr, janem803, eulekauzig, ljcreative, Campo, princexiv, Justine_Huang, SympathyWave and 110 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, truthseeker57, misa1104, misa1104, FightClub, Vnssa926, Boldomatic, sofi_oliva, meowmeow, thindgunsagar and 34 others

Some rules are made to not be broken.

#breaktherules, #notallofthem, #loyalty, #friendship, #ethics

Ziya, michiko3010, boldoctor, rawrzus, grin, Demetrius, juneocallagh, jannik09, JodieT, janineyvette and 4 others like this

Rule the breaks

#breaktherules, #rulethebreaks

aehmpaeh, meohmy, boldoctor, saira, Akatrine, juneocallagh, kfasheldon, ephy, annairie, sarcaSM and 2 others like this

unreliable until proven otherwise

#untrusting

grin, blackboxmagic, PenSword72, annairie, JodieT and kfasheldon like this

Make every day count.

Happy New 365 Days!

#happy, #new, #days, #inspired

boldoctor, swatchUSA, PenSword72, tgw, juneocallagh and JodieT like this

My money is sad

cause it's forever a-loan

abhi29, Decipher, blackboxmagic, PenSword72, tgw, Gabbem, ephy, RandomHero1981, juneocallagh, JodieT and 1 other like this

Don't let a girl know about your financial problem.

Unless your problem is having too much money and not knowing how to spend it.

Then go publish it online or something.

#material, #world, #girls

meohmy, Decipher, juneocallagh, blackboxmagic, PenSword72, annairie and JodieT like this

With my luck, they should invent an 'unfortune' cookie.

#fortunecookie

juneocallagh, blackboxmagic, Parole, Demetrius, PenSword72, Gabbem, wookie and JodieT like this

sweet z
z
z
z
dreamz

#nighty

aehmpaeh, Qball, juneocallagh, blackboxmagic, Gabbem, PenSword72, Strava, swatchUSA, Demetrius, JodieT and 1 other like this

Santa
Close enough

#naughtysanta, #close, #enough, #to, #being, #nice, #SantaFail

PenSword72, mademoiselle98 and RandomHero1981 like this

Naughty santa doesn't exist.

But neither does nice santa.

#naughtysanta

Gabbem, PenSword72, mademoiselle98 and JodieT like this

Meeting you was like
listening to a song
for the first time
and knowing it
would be my
favorite.

Reposted from kiamisdeluxe

juneocallagh, blackboxmagic, Gabbem, mademoiselle98 and Convo_Ray like this

Working is not working.

#working

pasquale85, chipdicks, mademoiselle98, JodieT, Rosella, Axe2760 and PenSword72 like this

I need you to be there for me.

Yeah, riiiiight
there.

As far as possible.

#there.there, #just, #far, #away

justaperson, Decipher, juneocallagh, chipdicks, mademoiselle98, Rosella, ephy, Demetrius and PenSword72 like this

I don't have the privilege to get sick.

#too, #much, #work, #to, #do

cococaro, mademoiselle98, romitasherlina, Rosella, PenSword72, Convo_Ray and swatchUSA like this

. .
. ' ' .
" " " " " "
J

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

#MaryPopins, #umbrella, #childhood, #memories, @ephy, @nour, #MaryPoppins, #oops, @juneocallagh, #fairytale

Krimi63, SteveBob, sophh, swatchUSA, Riki, meohmy, Babs_77, boldoctor, juneocallagh, blackboxmagic and 11 others like this

reposted by daniel8a14

fake news

real screws

#fakenews

juneocallagh, mademoiselle98 and PenSword72 like this

In this
messed-up world, good news often seem fake.

#fakenews

perellano, _ATOMIC, dor1316, prubton, MuddinBuddies, Akatrine, truthseeker57, juneocallagh, cococaro, mademoiselle98 and 10 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, truthseeker57 and juneocallagh

Fake news, I can handle.

It's the fake people that worry me.

#fakenews, #versus, #fakepeople

meohmy, boldoctor, Decipher, mademoiselle98, PenSword72, Dhicky, ephy, swatchUSA, JodieT and Gabbem like this

#fakenews, #fake, #color

sophh, mademoiselle98, PenSword72, ephy, swatchUSA, pasquale85, daniel8a14, Strava and Gabbem like this

The door was ajar.
The room was empty.

mademoiselle98 and PenSword72 like this

Have you never met a woman
who inspires you
to love
Until your every sense
is filled
with her
You inhale her
You taste her
You see your unborn children
in her eyes
and know that your heart
at last found
a home
Your life begins
with her
and without her
it must surely end

Reposted from Demetrius

mademoiselle98, magicalwordsforyou and Demetrius like this

If I told you I am lying, wouldn't that be the truth?

#lying, #truth, #controversy, #MyWords, #(although, #not, #sure, #if, #it, #already, #exists), @PenSword72

Qball, boldoctor, Decipher, mademoiselle98, PenSword72, Parole, Rosella, Convo_Ray and magicalwordsforyou like this

Liking your own post
is like
high-fiving yourself
in public.

#just, #don't

meohmy, grin, mademoiselle98 and Demetrius like this

Bold
turns
words
into
gold

#bold, #is, #gold, #golden, #words

pasquale85, meohmy, mademoiselle98, Demetrius and RandomHero1981 like this

Mixing up "Your" with "You're" just because they sound similar is like mixing up

Catastrophe with
Cat Ass Trophy

Reposted from anonymous

AliceMckfly.75, meohmy, boldoctor, juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, Convo_Ray and magicalwordsforyou like this

I was walking down the street
and thinking about my life

Then it hit me. The bus.

Reposted from anonymous

sophh, boldoctor, juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, Interessant, Rosella, DonSpaccafurnu, Convo_Ray and magicalwordsforyou like this

'Wow!
I just looove traffic jams!'

- no one ever

#traffic, #jam, #HateIt

grin, mademoiselle98 and JodieT like this

First world problem:

definitely not the third world.

#firstworldproblems, #ignoring, #others, @ephy, @nour, #MyWords

pasquale85, Akatrine, nour, mademoiselle98, PenSword72, Rosella, RandomHero1981, magicalwordsforyou, Demetrius, daniel8a14 and 2 others like this

Nothing beats a warm hug on a rainy day...

#well, #almost, #nothing

mademoiselle98, Rosella, JodieT, Demetrius and magicalwordsforyou like this

I've always wondered:

why is
"abbreviation"
such a long word?

#wonder, #abbreviation, #long, #words, #grammar

boldoctor, mademoiselle98 and ephy like this

Hey Eve, don't worry yourself,
I can't stay away from my 'apple' either.
Sincerely, overly attached iPhone owner.

Reposted from anonymous

boldoctor, mademoiselle98, Rosella, ephy and magicalwordsforyou like this

I think my son wants to be a pilot.

He's always talking about getting high.

Reposted from Loupi4614

meohmy, Qball, Interessant, mademoiselle98, hallowelt, daniel8a14, ephy and Loupi4614 like this

Mom: You're bored? Well I have something you can do.

Me: Nevermind, I'm not bored anymore

Reposted from kj55

lima, mademoiselle98, ephy, Convo_Ray and kj55 like this

My mom used to say that playing Tetris will never help me in life.

Wrong!
How could I otherwise fill the dishwasher every day?

Reposted from Babs_77

boldoctor, Decipher and Babs_77 like this

I can't trust people who say they're okay, all of the time.

Reposted from JodieT

grin, mademoiselle98 and JodieT like this

In this world
of material
love and
unashamed
need,
I
want
to
not
want

Reposted from JodieT

mademoiselle98 and Convo_Ray like this

My Smartphonescreen is brighter than your Future

Reposted from RandomHero1981

mademoiselle98 and Rosella like this

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHEN YOU WANTED TO KISS THEM FOR A LONG TIME!

Reposted from kiamisdeluxe

mademoiselle98 and ephy like this

How to remember your wife's birthday?

You forget it once.

(from E Joseph Cossman)

#wife, #birthday, #couple, #forget, #marriage

mademoiselle98, ephy and DonSpaccafurnu like this

You should always listen to a statement. It has a point.

#grammar, #geek, #statement, #point, #period, @nour, @ephy

mademoiselle98, daniel8a14, ephy and nour like this

Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

Reposted from anonymous

@ephy, @nour

BridgetHenson, mademoiselle98, ephy, Convo_Ray and nour like this

It seems that common sense is not so common anymore!

#common, #sense, #stupidity, #rare, #favoritequote

mademoiselle98 and ephy like this

I miss you a little... I guess you could say, a little too often, a little too much...

#missing, #relationship, #alittle, @ephy, @nour, @DygytAlice

masterlee0423, PublicScratch, catsandcuddles, Nila9999, janem803, somachmers73, katsch, juneocallagh, lonelywolf, Sunny22 and 35 others like this

reposted by Convo_Ray, Boldomatic, LeslieBird, AndjelinaMia, ozbaynil, moneyreefer, manurebekka333, CrazyGirl87, prubton, cikkijahhh and 1 other

dont drink and bold

Reposted from DonSpaccafurnu

mademoiselle98 and ephy like this

If you need space, then join NASA, darling!

#space, #relationship, #nasa, @nour, @ephy, @Convo_Ray

Artemis, elidealista, lujancarloz, meohmy, Babs_77, Decipher, Akatrine, blackboxmagic, Strava, mademoiselle98 and 9 others like this

No.
War is not a game.
It's a crime.

#war, #ugly, #crime, @ephy, @nour

rawrzus, Strava, mademoiselle98, daniel8a14, Rosella, ephy, nour and DonSpaccafurnu like this

rap is like scissors it always loses to rock

Reposted from DonSpaccafurnu

#rock, #music, #powerful

mademoiselle98 and DonSpaccafurnu like this

I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Reposted from est24601

Decipher, mademoiselle98 and Convo_Ray like this

Sure!
I'll calm down!
And now if you'll excuse me, I will be randomly throwing stuff while counting:
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!

It works everytime...

Reposted from ephy

mademoiselle98 likes this

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

Reposted from anonymous

ShrinersCreek, mademoiselle98 and Convo_Ray like this

Looks like you confused
Facebook with your diary

again.

Reposted from anonymous

boldoctor, mademoiselle98 and Convo_Ray like this