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justaperson

i'm probably the nicest asshole, most normal weirdo and dumbest nerd on this planet.

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justaperson

have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

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your age is the number of times you went around the sun...

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I'm not
afraid of heights.
I just don't like
clouds.

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oh, i'm sorry... did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

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the difference between your opinion and chocolate is that I asked for chocolate.

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it's kind of ridiculous that you're expected to get out of bed EVERY day.

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my laziness is exactly as the number 8.

when it lays down it becomes infinite.

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