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How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

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My wife is so annoying. "Do you think I'm sexy?
Am I hot?
How gorgeous am I? Do I have a nice ass?"

I just want her to answer me.

34

ROADTRIP

KEEP CALM
and

LISTEN TO
YOUR WIFE

24

Dear Dr Phil,

I was watching my next door neighbour's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window.
As I was enjoying myself I turned to notice my lady was just standing there, arms folded...watching me.

Is she a pervert?

11

SMS to my wife:
I'll be home in 20 min. If haven't arrived then, read this message again.

12

I LOVE SEEING OLD PEOPLE TOGETHER,
IT MEANS THAT LOVE CAN LAST FOREVER.

18

I don't need Google, my wife knows everything.

22

I report to a much higher source: my wife!

14

My wife just gave me an ultimatum, its either her or Boldomatic. So sadly, this will be my last post... in which I talk about having a wife.

23

It's like your husband doesn't even care about my feelings.

20

Autocorrect changed "you're so wise" to "you're so wide", & now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.

20

I still say the three blind mice were not blind...and the farmer's wife was definitely sadistic.

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