crystalD's Posts

Ich würde ja gerne, aber ich will nicht.

#quote, #friends, #goodstatement

emiledi77, MaScho, Shea and prubton like this

reposted by prubton

es chäferfest

#wmfinal

#euro2016, #vläduknowsit, #quote, #football, #haha, #true

emiledi77 and guggigirl like this

I never finish anyth

#haha, #right?, #true

SourceBlack, guggigirl and swatchUSA like this

I have nothing to say.

#quote, #dehetsprüchuflager, #football

MaScho and soyy like this

Es sollte denen reichlich peinlich sein. Ich glaube, jetzt sehen alle Pluto und sagen 'Hey, das ist ja wirklich ein
Planet'.

#pluto, #realplanet, #ist, #ein, #planet, #haha

prubton likes this

Erste Halbzeit möchte ich nicht komentieren, denn ich habe meine Manschaft nicht gesehen.

- Vlädu

#euro2016, #football, #vladimir, #vläduknowsit, #haha, #totlach, #dehetsprüchuflager

mariechen_xo, guggigirl and campino like this

Ende gut, alles gut und jetzt ab uf Kanada gi fische.

#kanada, #auswanderer, #dehetsprüchuflager, #totlach, #haha

campino, MaScho, guggigirl, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

But where is ZoJ?

#tell, #me, #please!!, @DJZoJ

pasquale85, nano560 and campino like this

Die Sonne scheint, die Mücken zwicken, wir liegen im Gras und . . .

#sommer, #wo, #bist, #du

MaScho, campino, hensch, Yakooza, nano560, Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

Dürfen Veganer Sperma schlucken?

#what, #a, #good, #question, #do, #you, #think, #?

MaScho, campino, hensch, cbah, nano560, dreamworld, NukeSkywalker, Lirpae.., Pesca and bold like this

reposted by hensch

iMPORTANT!!!

follow @gypsydarkbloom on instagram

Reposted from anonymous

#justdoit, #haha

I wait for the day I get Boldness Points for everything cool I say.

Heerbrugg, Switzerland

#good, #question, #right?, #coolnesd

MaScho, guggigirl, prubton, NukeSkywalker and pasquale85 like this

The more I know - the more I know how stupid I am.

#wissen, #sollte, #verboten, #werden

cbah, SimonLauper, prubton and nano560 like this

#great, #humans, #care, #akte, #grüninger

MaScho and hensch like this

Opa, was ist eine Diskette?

#tell, #me, #grandpa, #change

hensch, prubton, swatchUSA and bold like this

SRF 2 lässt heute die Folgen rückwarts laufen.

#vollhipp

#haha, #idiots

Aus einem geschminkten Arsch,
wird noch lange kein Gesicht.

#haha, #halligalli, #ass

ZoJ, guggigirl, PenSword72, little_hippie, Loupi4614 and Lirpae.. like this

Die politische Lage bleibt ebenfalls wechselhaft.

#conflicts, #everywhere

hensch, Lirpae.., Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

#bold, #des, #nichts

prubton and PenSword72 like this

Natürlich muss man die Männer so nehmen wie sie sind. Aber man darf sie nicht so sein lassen.

Reposted from kultakala

#haha, @cbah

guggigirl, Raheel, izzi, nano560, ZoJ, mariechen_xo, Lirpae.., cbah and Luenchen like this

No cuts,
no buts,
no coconuts

#mantra, #of, #the, #day

hensch, Loupi4614 and PenSword72 like this

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

#haha, #willferell

ernstrose, nano560, kj55, Luenchen and swatchUSA like this

Well, it looks like someone had a big bowl of bitchflakes today.

#someone, #bitchy, #today, #??

prubton, PenSword72, casaper, Babs_77, swatchUSA and againandagain like this

There comes the time when you have to choose between what is right and what is easy.

- Albus Dumbledore

Reposted from crystalD

#deadpoetalive, #mantra, #of, #the, #day

toxic2you, hirondelle, valeria, cbah, Raheel, swatchUSA and guggigirl like this

Es ist egal wie lange man lebt, es kommt drauf an wie man sein Leben lebt.

#mantra, #for, #life

cbah, ZoJ, PenSword72, sarcaSM, dreamworld, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

The way you see people is the way you treat them,
and the way you treat them is what they become.

Heerbrugg, Switzerland

#deadpoetalive, #johann, #wolfgang, #goethe, #best, #quote, #for, #live, #itssotrue

janem803, MoonBeamChild, Blackjackuar, SourceBlack, Mimii, toxic2you, guggigirl, mjf, discodarko, RulesOfLife and 2 others like this

reposted by SourceBlack

I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.

#sneaker, #sneakerness, #quote, #oprah, #nike, #adidas, #ilovesneakers

johanna22, kj55, gelicamaan, bold, cbah and PenSword72 like this

Haie sind völlig rassistisch, darum nennt man sie auch die grossen Weissen.

#erl, #haie

ZoJ and DonSpaccafurnu like this

Thank you for not liking.

#come, #on, #guys, #and, #girls

prubton, kj55 and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by aehmpaeh

Es gibt nur zwei Arten von Männern:

• die vor der Pubertät und

• die während der Pubertät.

#hormones

prubton, Lirpae.., DasPlatt, swatchUSA and begrian like this

Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is the microwave.

kj55, Lirpae.., swatchUSA, Luenchen and begrian like this

"Who am I gonna take next?"

- Putin

#?

cbah, Luenchen, satan and bold like this

Gömmer no uf winterthur eis gi kiffe?

#wer, #kunt, #mit?

DonSpaccafurnu and little_hippie like this

Favorite day of the week?

- notmonday

#true

kj55, yve74 and swatchUSA like this

I sold my first picture today.

What a great feeling.

#good, #day

prubton, kj55, Mr_Kirkwood, swatchUSA, Lirpae.., anonyman, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

Aktionäre sind dumm und frech.

Dumm, weil sie ihr Geld ohne ausreichende Kontrollen anvertrauen und frech, weil sie Dividenden fordern, also für ihre Dummheit auch noch belohnt werden wollen.

#carl, #fürstenberg, #study, #fun

musissy, swatchUSA, begrian and Luenchen like this

How do you catch a rabbit?

Lay really down in the grass and make noises like a carrot.

#good, #one

prubton, ElfiEdel, Pumuckel, againandagain, guggigirl and little_hippie like this

Ist Papa ein Arschloch?

Sag sowas nicht!...

... aber ja ist er

#american, #hustle, #lawrence

prubton, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

Musst du angucken du sau!

#werbung, #pro7, #halligalli

aehmpaeh and bold like this

49.7 % der Schweiz gratuliert dir!

#yolo, #gold, #men, #iouri, #podlatchikov, #ipod

Pumuckel, fool, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., soene, ZoJ, swatchUSA, jano and againandagain like this

Like it or leave it.

#:)

guggigirl, _Nathalie_, aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

If you don't know what you're going to be when you're grown up, just be yourself we already have enough jerks.

#just, #be, #who, #you, #are, #but, #dont, #think, #youre, #perfect

begrian and Luenchen like this

Dammmm I'm still waiting for my letter from hogwarts...

#c'mon, #i, #wanna, #be, #a, #gryffindor

begrian, kkim and guggigirl like this

Who wants to be single, if you can be a mingle!

#good, #question

cbah and Luenchen like this

#10ThingsIHateAboutMyself

Nothing. Because I'm awesome.

#so, #true, #haha, #nicht

Humor ist, auch wenn man ohne Happy-End lacht.

#tatort

hensch, nano560, begrian, guggigirl, againandagain, Lirpae.., beside, aehmpaeh and Loupi4614 like this

Das genau das Richtige mit meinen Interessen übereinstimmt ist mein Glück.

Berneck, Switzerland

#sheldon, #cooper

prubton, cbah, guggigirl, Luenchen, begrian and PenSword72 like this

i only drink champagne on two occasions.

when i am in love and when i am not.

- coco chanel -

Reposted from marcellati

Vulpera, Switzerland

#true

cbah, guggigirl, againandagain, begrian, Lirpae.., ElfiEdel and Luenchen like this

Eine Frau mit Stolz zündet mit Holz.

Berneck, Switzerland

#fire, #heize

ZoJ likes this

Nach der Prüfung ist vor der Prüfung.

#weisheit, #aus, #der, #uni

begrian, aehmpaeh and SimonLauper like this

#i, #love, #my, #rabbit

prubton, Babs_77, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, DonSpaccafurnu, musissy and anonyman like this

Vermeidung von Unsicherheiten - wer hat da wohl besten abgeschnitten?

Natürlich die Griechen.

Saint Gallen, Switzerland

#uni, #makes, #me, #laughinh

cbah, Babs_77, begrian and anonyman like this

Enlarge your man's penis (stand closer).

#haha, #happy, #halloween

wickedpyxxie likes this

We are working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.

#tyler, #durden, #fight, #club, #1999

prubton, cbah, begrian, PenSword72 and Babs_77 like this

Don't like me?
Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.

Reposted from crystalD

#repost

cbah, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

I think I already posted all the interesting stuff!

#really, #there, #arent, #any, #cool, #jokes, #left

prubton, Lirpae.., Loupi4614, begrian, guggigirl, Luenchen, soene and musissy like this

Finishing a good movie, and then having to face the reality of your boring life.

#so, #spielt, #das, #Leben, #<3

cbah, Babs_77, nano560, soene, Lirpae.., musissy and Laurahagebutte like this

Of course I talk to myself.

I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.

#haha

PenSword72, Babs_77, Lirpae.., musissy, beside, againandagain, DonSpaccafurnu, begrian and Laurahagebutte like this

Garten umgegraben.
Ex gefunden.
Ihr kennt das.

Berneck, Switzerland

#haha

bapu, campino, baguette, riles, prubton, maryglary, Raheel, cbah, beside, Lirpae.. and 7 others like this

reposted by prubton

When I'm depressed I like to cut myself...

... a piece of cake

Saint Gallen, Switzerland

#haha, #bad, #joke

Vandtastic, kj55, Mr_Kirkwood, Babs_77, againandagain, nano560, tweetybird, bold, DonSpaccafurnu, aehmpaeh and 1 other like this

reposted by cyberrrbabe and khadimk

Noch alle Mirabellen im Schrank?

#ja?

Ab ans Schweinerennnen!

#yeah, #endlich, #wieder, #olma, #:p

ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

Why you'd you only call me when you're high?

#yeah, #arcticmonkeys

Babs_77, PenSword72 and Loupi4614 like this

Lazy people fact #125473938439

- you were to lazy to read the number

#are, #you, #lazy?

cbah, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and DonSpaccafurnu like this

Tell me tell me your problems I'm there for you...

#im, #joking, #just, #a, #song, #RAC

101 Dalmatiner..

äh Followers..
Thank you!

#thank, #to, #all, #my, #followers

soene, laut, PenSword72, beside, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

'Where'd you learn do drive like this?'

'Grand theft auto.'

#yeah

tweetybird, PenSword72 and musissy like this

Du hast ein Porsche.

Ich hab ein Weinberg!

#bam, #swag, #haha

cbah, nano560, guggigirl, againandagain, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

Sorry it's irrelephant to me!

#party, #at, #ele, #was, #boring

mjf, soene, kj55, againandagain and Babs_77 like this

'Just what is it what you want to do?'

'We wanne get loaded and we wanna have a good time!'

#primal, #scream, #old, #but, #gold

soene, Babs_77 and PenSword72 like this

Things could be horse!

Berneck, Switzerland

#was, #für, #ein, #kater

_Nathalie_, Babs_77 and againandagain like this

Youre such a lovely cup.. why don't you fill me up?

#grouplove

PenSword72, tweetybird and bold like this

"What a lovely day, yeah, we won the war. May have lost a million men, but we've got a million more."

#portugal, #the, #man, #love, #that, #song

PenSword72 likes this

Ich habe gelernt Dilemata lassen sich nicht lösen..

... aber strukturieren!

#was, #fürn, #vorteil

Babs_77 and ElfiEdel like this

Roses are red violets are blue...

I have five fingers and the middle one is for you!

#roses, #violets, #five, #fingers, #middle

Babs_77, guggigirl, Pesca, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

A rejected high five is one of the most insults there is.

PenSword72, Babs_77, 5011wireless and Lirpae.. like this

Heaven or Las Vegas?

#good, #question

PenSword72, Babs_77 and Loupi4614 like this

Touch your heart,
close your eyes,
make a wish
and say goodnight.

Heerbrugg, Switzerland

#goodnight, #quote

PenSword72, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

Ich liebe diese Telefonanrufe, bei denen mir erklärt
wird das Kurkumakapseln meine Gelenke schmieren und schlechte Zellen auffressen.
Und wenn ich dann sage das Ganze höre sich nicht wissenschaftlich an, mich auf Wikipedia zu verweisen.

Au, Switzerland

#hab, #gerade, #mit, #dem, #telefonverkäufer, #gestritten, #haha

soene, ZoJ, Pesca, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, aehmpaeh, musissy and shugi like this

Heading back to uni for another decade.

Rebstein, Switzerland

#uni, #starts, #again

PenSword72, Lirpae.. and tweetybird like this

Happy Birthday to my better half!

@cbah, #its, #her, #birthday, #lots, #of, #kisses

Lirpae.., Babs_77, PenSword72, musissy, SimonLauper, tweetybird and aehmpaeh like this

I don't do drugs, I am drugs.

- Dali

#what, #a, #good, #quote

mjf, PenSword72 and Lirpae.. like this

Die Lage ist hoffnungslos.

Aber nicht ernst.

Reposted from Loupi4614

#perfekt, #gesagt!

hensch, cbah, ZoJ, Babs_77, musissy, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Loupi4614 like this

I hope you step on a lego.

Heerbrugg, Switzerland

#:-)

Slotter6, cbah, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, guggigirl, tweetybird, Loupi4614, musissy, _Nathalie_, hebdifescht and 4 others like this

What does the fox say?

#ylvis, #thefox, #what, #a, #song

_Nathalie_ likes this

Warum ich so kleine Hände habe?

Damit ich die Zeitung aus dem Briefkasten kriege ohne an den Schlüssel zu denken.

#so, #wahr

soene, cbah, Babs_77, aehmpaeh, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

You'll never see this face, again...

#haha, #kid, #is, #angry

Jamille, cbah, tweetybird, Babs_77, PenSword72, chelseajams and guggigirl like this

I am not funny!

I'm just really mean and people think I'm funny.

#true, #haha

Lirpae.., Babs_77, aehmpaeh, Pumuckel, tweetybird and PenSword72 like this

It hits me like a rock.

#css, #goodmusic

PenSword72 likes this

Alcohol: because remebering is overrated.

Heerbrugg, Switzerland

#alcohol, #remeber

CountryThing, maryglary, cbah, mariechen_xo, Babs_77, PenSword72, musissy, guggigirl, chocolat, Lirpae.. and 3 others like this

In Switzerland we call it cooperation - everywhere it's called corruption.

Zurich, Switzerland

#back

Roel, tweetybird, izzi, PenSword72, cbah, Lirpae.., Babs_77, fool and musissy like this

Wollte in Amsterdam beim Transfer bolden, aber in so kurzer Zeit hätte es nur ZoJ geschafft.

Sorry!

Zurich, Switzerland

#haha, @zoj

aehmpaeh, izzi, cbah, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and musissy like this

Better bold a bold to see where I am.

Erbusaig, United Kingdom

#out, #in, #nowhere, #scotland, #bb

Babs_77, anonyman, shugi, Lirpae.., bold, Luenchen, PenSword72 and musissy like this

Black Pudding zum Z'Morge!

Fort William, United Kingdom

#haha, #scotland, #ontour

izzi, Lirpae.., Babs_77, SimonLauper, _Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

Ich habe noch nie im Leben einen Sarkasmus vorgetäuscht!

Reposted from dreamworld

Edinburgh, United Kingdom

#what, #a, #perfect, #bold

marcellati, Babs_77, sissy_and_bros, musissy, NukeSkywalker, chocolat and aehmpaeh like this

I'm as dead as a dodo!

Edinburgh, United Kingdom

#sick, #in, #edinbra, #:(

cbah, tweetybird and Babs_77 like this

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

Edinburgh, United Kingdom

#rule, #of, #life

ZeepBella, ErikSmit, marcellati, cbah, tweetybird, Babs_77, chocolat, fool, aehmpaeh, SimonLauper and 4 others like this

I'm such a nice person!

I gave someone directions even I didn't know the way.

Edinburgh, United Kingdom

#school, #teacher, #is, #joking

Pygmggoat2, cbah, PenSword72, Babs_77, sarcaSM, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life choose me.

Edinburgh, United Kingdom

#haha

PenSword72, ElfiEdel, Lirpae.., anonyman, chocolat and Luenchen like this

How to queue is the only thing you need to know when you're in the UK!

Edinburgh, United Kingdom

#everywhere, #people, #are, #queuing

cbah, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_ and bold like this

...denn wo die meisten Märchen enden, fängt unseres erst an...

Berneck, Switzerland

#gg, #true

ZoJ, musissy, SimonLauper, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

'Perfekt' hat sieben Buchstaben genau wie 'ichhhhh'. Zufall wohl kaum?!

Berneck, Switzerland

#iamperfect, #mostly

cbah, chocolat, ernstrose, sissy_and_bros, Babs_77, Luenchen, ZoJ, Romansp and Pesca like this

Baby, you're sweet as salt.

Haag (rheintal), Switzerland

#sweet, #cute, #salty

Sunshine123, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, ernstrose, NukeSkywalker, Lirpae.., Luenchen and tweetybird like this

Cats are extremly sensitive to vibrations; some believe they can detect earthquake tremors ten or fifteen minutes before humans.

But do they warn us? Of course not! They are cats, and cats are assholes.

Melide, Switzerland

#cats, #haha

cbah, PenSword72, ernstrose, tweetybird, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

I'm sorry for my writing mistakes, but I'm too cool to write properly!

Frassine, Italy

#really, #sorry, #for, #gelati

DonSpaccafurnu, tweetybird and PenSword72 like this

Just ate the biggest gellati of my life!

Frassine, Italy

#sassetta, #gellati, #love, #italy

cbah, bold, sissy_and_bros, Babs_77, ernstrose and Lirpae.. like this

You're probably naked under all of your clothes.

You slut!

Frassine, Italy

#naked, #haha, #clothes, #slut

mii, mjf, aehmpaeh, chocolat, izzi, Babs_77, suingomat, Lirpae.., ernstrose, Roel and 2 others like this

I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

Berneck, Switzerland

#spider, #haha, #willferell, #burn

cbah, PenSword72, Lirpae.. and fuechsin like this

reposted by hellskitten2

chillingonthesea

Rorschach, Switzerland

#bodensee

pasquale85, Lirpae.., kkim, PenSword72 and Babs_77 like this

Ein krasser Post vom Vierwaldstättersee

# ?????????

Luzern, Switzerland

izzi, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and ZoJ like this

Iwürdigernbimirha

Luzern, Switzerland

#luzern, #stupid, #postcards, #:-)

Lirpae.., ZoJ, shugi and sissy_and_bros like this

Eigentlich lebe ich wie ein Rockstar.

Nur ohne das Geld.

Und den Drogen.

Und den Sex.

Reposted from anonymous

Berneck, Switzerland

#that's, #my, #life, #hellyeah

cbah, Babs_77, ZoJ, A.M., ernstrose and Lirpae.. like this

The world is a much brighter place, if you're not too bright for it.

#minusiq, #donttakeittooserious, #haha

tweetybird, cbah, Babs_77, bold and Lirpae.. like this

e bier zum z'morge gits nu am grümpeli

Ruthi, Switzerland

#haha, #grümpeli, #rüthi

ZoJ, DonSpaccafurnu and Babs_77 like this

Trying to understand youcis like trying to smell the colour 9.

#willferell, #haha

PenSword72 and Babs_77 like this

Ein Drittel der Zwölfjährigen raucht.

Die anderen Zweidrittel sind zu besoffen, um die Zigarette anzuzünden.

#youth

Raheel, cbah, Luenchen, musissy, ZoJ, Romansp, Lirpae.., izzi, mariechen_xo, Pesca and 2 others like this

BRAINS ARE AWESOME

I wish everybody had one.

#brains, #for, #everybody

perellano, lollip, bold, chocolat, jaykay, kolelo, Lirpae.., Babs_77, aehmpaeh, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

reposted by chocolat and jackass

You know what's funny?

Not you, so shut up!

#haha, #sorry, #butforreal

jaykay, mariechen_xo, _Nathalie_, ernstrose, PenSword72 and cbah like this

aehmpaeh, Roel, Luenchen, nano560, Babs_77, ernstrose and musissy like this

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

#haha

kj55, cbah, Lirpae.., yve74, _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and musissy like this

"Das Internet ist für uns alle Neuland."

- Angela Merkel
19.06.2013

Munchwilen, Switzerland

#german, #people, #are, #funny, #:D

bapu, mscellophan, kathiheger, celineemily, justinsil, dAn, Pumuckel, iosono, DonSpaccafurnu, musissy and 4 others like this

I don't know what's more awkward...

Answering Dora, or sitting in silence as she stares at you.

#dora, #haha, #willferell

Dinglepus, mjf, siwsuv, _Nathalie_, SimonLauper, chelseajams, Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pushing a door that says 'PULL'.

#willferell, #haha

roshierman, lollip, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, cbah, musissy, Lirpae.., chelseajams, Mr_Kirkwood and PenSword72 like this

reposted by Babs_77

It's friday bitches!

Stay classy!

#have, #a, #nice, #wkand

jaykay, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, cbah, Mr_Kirkwood and PenSword72 like this

againandagain, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Luenchen like this

I'm too cool for you...

@crystalD

sissy_and_bros, PenSword72, _Nathalie_, musissy and Dr.Evil like this

Was ist besser?

• Texte von Schütz, Simmel, Freud, Rehberg, Foucault, Bourdieu zu verstehen versuchen
• am OASG sich betrinken und dabei verdammt geile Musik hören?

Nur ehrliche Antworten sind erwünscht.

#OASG, #first, #time, #without, #:(, #sosad

mjf, Lirpae.. and _Nathalie_ like this

Roses are red
Violets are blue

But I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.

#girl, #wants, #flowers, #sometimes

jaykay, PenSword72, fuechsin, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, permanentwaves and musissy like this

My bucketlist:

• meet ZoJ
• take a bus ride with him
• . . .

#bucketlist, #englishversion, @bold

Raheel, _Nathalie_, yve74, Babs_77, Lirpae.., cbah, PenSword72, ZoJ, musissy and SimonLauper like this

please god give me the strength to study!

#isaid, #please, #nomotivation

Lirpae.., mariechen_xo, Babs_77, cbah and musissy like this

At the end of the day,

all we have is who we are.

#life

RandiLee3, Lirpae.., cbah, nano560, PenSword72, iosono, lost, Babs_77 and bold like this

When does the contest finally finish?

I really need some sleep..

@bold, #c'mon

Luenchen, guggigirl, musissy, Lirpae.., Babs_77, _Nathalie_ and SimonLauper like this

I'm so cool..

..I don't even need to act cool.

#coolness

musissy and _Nathalie_ like this

Dimitri,
i hasse di,
i find die blöd,
i mag di nöd..

Balgach, Switzerland

#joke, #about, #dimitri

Mom don't worry.

Everyone failed that test.

#failed, #the, #law, #test, #:(

mariechen_xo, izzi, Lirpae.., yve74, SimonLauper, little_hippie and musissy like this

Der Wind hat doch gerade mein Zimmer verwüstet,

oder war es doch ich?

#wind, #rumfliegende, #blätter

Luenchen, LauCloud73, _Nathalie_, mariechen_xo, musissy, Lirpae.., Babs_77, SimonLauper, ZoJ and A.M. like this

reposted by LauCloud73

"crystalD here, your one and only source into the scandolous lives of bold's elite.

You know you love me, xoxo, crystalD."

#gossipgirl, #xoxo, #bold

bold likes this

Dear Youtube.

I will always "skip this ad".

begrian, Luenchen, mariechen_xo, pasquale85, Pumuckel and bold like this

Nobody texts faster then..

..a pissed of female.

#willferell, #female, #woman

chocolat, iosono, yve74, cbah, Lirpae.., Pumuckel, musissy, guggigirl, PenSword72 and bold like this

In a tidal wave of mystery.

You'll still be standing next to me.

#capitalcities, #LA, #toocool

chocolat, Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

I only drink twice a year.

When it's my brithday, and when it's not my birthday.

#drink, #birthday

upupandaway, waddelljc, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, satan, little_hippie, Babs_77, mariechen_xo, Luenchen and musissy like this

My bucketlist:

• ZoJ treffen
• mit ihm Bus fahren
• . . .

#bucketlist, @ZoJ

swatchUSA, sera_la_dera, philosophicum, lovly, puzzlii, Romansp, laut, stephan, khajiit, kj55 and 30 others like this

reposted by Roebe, SimonLauper, Qiu, jano, naebitnae, naebitnae, yanel and dominik1987

it's crystalD's birthday

wish you all the best

_:: _
_(~^~)_
|______| *mini cake*

Reposted from anonymous

#thanks, #to, @musissy

Babs_77, _Nathalie_, begrian, PenSword72, musissy, Luenchen and bold like this

Heute ist Geburtstag,
ich hab alles vorbereitet,
habe Dosenbier gekauft
und auf dem Teppich ausgebreitet.

Au, Switzerland

#feel, #free, #to, #come, #over, #:p

begrian, satan, Lirpae.., nano560, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, SimonLauper, musissy and cbah like this

The last 32 minutes as a teenager!

#tomorrow, #is, #my, #birthday

_Nathalie_, cbah, Babs_77, guggigirl, Lirpae.., PenSword72, againandagain, fuechsin, musissy and Luenchen like this

Oh your account is protected?

What do you tweet?
Nuclear launch codes?

#willyferell, #haha

aehmpaeh, Pumuckel, Lirpae.., PenSword72, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, mariechen_xo and 5011wireless like this

I love being followed...

just not in real life!

#bold, #versus, #reallife

musissy, Babs_77, _Nathalie_, againandagain, Lirpae.., PenSword72 and mariechen_xo like this

Alkohol löst keine Probleme...

Na und tut es Milch?

#primin, #baumgartner

Pesca, Pumuckel, nano560, cbah, Babs_77, _Nathalie_, musissy, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

reposted by Babs_77

You know nothing about a woman until she's drunk and mad at you.

#drunk, #woman

PenSword72, cbah, Babs_77, musissy, _Nathalie_, 5011wireless and mariechen_xo like this

May I seduce you?

#seduce

chocolat, Mr_Kirkwood, cbah, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and fuechsin like this

You gave me magical.
I gave you wonderful.

#biblical, #biffyclyro

swatchUSA, chocolat, Babs_77, cbah, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_ and musissy like this

I think I'm crystalised.

- xx

#love, #thexx

PenSword72 and Lirpae.. like this

ich bin heute wieder flink wie ein wiesel.

ein altes wiesel.
blind.
krank.
mit arthrose.
am strassenrand liegend.
plattgefahren.
vor drei tagen....

Reposted from mariechen_xo

#myday, #fucklernphase

aehmpaeh, emma-freitag, ZoJ, cbah, laut, 5011wireless, yve74, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., Lieanne3 and 1 other like this

Mein politisches Ziel ist es, für die Rechte der Blondinen einzustehen.

Meine Partei BBS (Blond Blau Schlau). Bei Interesse melden: Gegendieunterdrückungvonblondinen@bbs.ch

#bbs, #blond, #blau, #sehrschlau

bapu, shugi, Lirpae.., Babs_77, aehmpaeh, cbah, musissy, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

Es gibt verschiedene Geschmäcker, aber nur meiner ist gut.

#taste

chocolat, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, Babs_77, begrian, musissy, izzi, yve74, againandagain and 1 other like this

I sold my bed, but not my stereo.

#capitalcities, #newCD, #outnow

Lirpae.., cbah, izzi, guggigirl, ernstrose, begrian, satan, 5011wireless, PenSword72, Babs_77 and 1 other like this

So you're telling me I have to get experience before I get experience?

#fucklife, #experience, #goodtoknow

begrian, Babs_77, hebdifescht, musissy, 5011wireless, Lirpae.. and cbah like this

If you're not sure:
taste it!

Reposted from nano560

@cbah, #haha, #ikanümme

_Nathalie_, Babs_77, musissy, SimonLauper and Lirpae.. like this

Wer mit der Herde geht, kann nur den Ärschen folgen.

#truestory, #ass, #sheep

harlequina, upupandaway, chocolat, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, 5011wireless, musissy, Lirpae.., shugi, nano560 and 2 others like this

Anyone can be cool, but awesome takes practice.

#awesome, #cool, #haveagoodday

zuza, chocolat, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, cbah, 5011wireless, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and ernstrose like this

Widnau, Switzerland

@cbah, #alterfalter

Luenchen and cbah like this

So süss schmeckt der Sieg.

#sieg, #beim, #bowling, @cbah

chocolat, ZoJ, againandagain, Lirpae.., musissy and _Nathalie_ like this

Vielleicht sind es gar nicht die Blutsbanden, die uns zu einer Familie machen, vielleicht sind es die Menschen, die unsere Geheimnisse kennen und uns trotzdem lieben.

#gossipgirl, #friends

chocolat, ZoJ, cbah, Lirpae.., againandagain, Luenchen, musissy and guggigirl like this

Alles voll mit Marmor hier, ich fühl mich wie in einem Kuchen.

- Allen (Hangover Part |||)

#just, #saw, #hangover, #3, @cbah

Raheel, chocolat, cbah, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, makalapua, guggigirl, shugi, musissy, againandagain and 2 others like this

Life is like a pointshoe.

It's hard.

#ballet, #life

a_mars_bar, cbah, musissy, Roel and Lirpae.. like this

reposted by a_mars_bar

Die Kids von Heute kennen kein Vaterunser, dafür aber Deinemudder.

#kids, #todayslife

chocolat, emma-freitag, musissy, DonSpaccafurnu, guggigirl, stephan, Luenchen, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and _Nathalie_ like this

Don't like me?
Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.

Berneck, Switzerland

#?????????, #coolness

kj55, cbah, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, PenSword72 and DonSpaccafurnu like this

reposted by crystalD

WHEN YOU FALL FOR SOMEONE'S PERSONALITY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM BECOMES BEAUTIFUL.

#personality

Sirskitten, Babs_77, PenSword72, musissy, Lirpae.., fuechsin and permanentwaves like this

reposted by Sirskitten

You're a victim of your on mind

#victim, #mind

chocolat, Lirpae.. and _Nathalie_ like this

Fust

und es funktioniert

Reposted from DonSpaccafurnu

#haha, #wtf

Babs_77, Dr.Evil, ZoJ, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

Do you feel like a broken kite?

Waiting for the wind to come alive?

#gypsyandthecat, #wind, #life

wrotniewski, Lieanne3, Roel, Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

No dad, Redbull isn't a drug.

#funathome

Babs_77, Lieanne3, DonSpaccafurnu, Lirpae.., againandagain and musissy like this

Ich kann Entwarnung geben, der Hang kam erst runter nachdem ich im Ausgang war..

puhhhh!

#wtf, #just, #happened

mjf, guggigirl, ZoJ, musissy and _Nathalie_ like this

Voller als ein Fluss wird schwer heute!

#fluss, #rain, #whatswrong?

Babs_77, ZoJ, yve74, _Nathalie_, musissy, cbah and againandagain like this

An der Kinokasse:

"2 Kinokarten, bitte."

"Für den Hobbit?"

"Eigentlich ist das mein Freund."

Au, Switzerland

#hobbit, #kino, #freund

upupandaway, Raheel, Babs_77, cbah, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, Lieanne3, Lirpae.., yve74, ga_reb and 2 others like this

Ich hoffe der Sommer fällt dieses Jahr auf ein Wochende.

#summer, #where, #are, #you, #?

Babs_77, ZoJ, musissy, Lirpae.., jano and begrian like this

When you're seeing my motivation, send him back to me, please.

#motivation, #sendhimback

classylawgirl, Babs_77, begrian, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., cbah, PenSword72 and musissy like this

Wer schweigt, stimmt nicht immer zu. Er hat nur manchmal keine Lust mit Idioten zu diskutieren.

Au (sg), Switzerland

#idiots, #schweigen

chocolat, Babs_77, guggigirl, cbah, _Nathalie_, nano560, yve74, ZoJ, Roel, bold and 1 other like this

"Achso gut dass niemand weiss, dass ich mir gerne alles schmeiss."

- Theres

ZoJ, Lieanne3, begrian, againandagain and _Nathalie_ like this

die Kinder wollten zelten gehn...

doch es kam Anders

ZoJ, begrian, musissy, Lirpae.. and _Nathalie_ like this

Two can keep a secret

If one of them is dead

Reposted from crystalD

Au, Switzerland

#secret, #dead

ZoJ, ernstrose, Lirpae.., PenSword72 and _Nathalie_ like this

Richi!
Ha gseit muesch di guet hebe!

Berneck, Switzerland

#richi, #sf1, #schönbächler

Babs_77, guggigirl, ZoJ, againandagain, Lirpae.., nano560 and musissy like this

Zumindest gibt es heute eine deutsche Niederlage.

Berneck, Switzerland

#bayern, #bvb, #bayerngewinnt

ZoJ, begrian, musissy and _Nathalie_ like this

I am retired!

Because yesterday I was tired and today I am tired again.

Au, Switzerland

#tired, #retired, #cl

schoggithaler, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, Lirpae.., ga_reb and _Nathalie_ like this

No, I'm not
being immature,
I'm having fun..
you should try it •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Berneck, Switzerland

#fun, #mc, #wetwotogether, @cbah

_Nathalie_ and PenSword72 like this

@cbah

cbah, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Und das einzig Positive an dir der Aids-Test.

#positive, #andir

chocolat, ZoJ, Lieanne3, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.. and ga_reb like this

Das einzig Positive an mir ist das Horoskop.

Au, Switzerland

#positive, #horoskop

ZoJ, musissy, Lieanne3, cbah, _Nathalie_ and Lirpae.. like this

Reposted from loryane

#fitch, #bitchplease

PenSword72, sarcaSM, begrian, Lirpae.. and cbah like this

Wann kommt der verdammte Tag an dem ich glücklich und zufrieden einschlafen kann, nachdem Boldomatic einen meiner Posts repostet hat?

mjf, Luenchen, ga_reb, musissy, Lirpae.., ZoJ and againandagain like this

Richtige Freundinnen schenken sich Pfefferspray zum Geburtstag..

@cbah, #pepper, #realfriends

ernstrose, A.M., aehmpaeh, ZoJ, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.. and cbah like this

Hey Kolleg scho lang nüme gseh, da isch jo fabelhaft!

..nei einzelhaft

ZoJ, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, ga_reb and DonSpaccafurnu like this

Am Wochenende wird es 30 Grad warm...

...15 am Samstag und 15 am Sonntag.

aehmpaeh, ZoJ, nano560, againandagain, fuechsin, _Nathalie_, ga_reb, DonSpaccafurnu, Lirpae.., musissy and 2 others like this

Better like my posts...

...now I know where you all live!

#stalker

CurrentNobody, yve74, ZoJ, _Nathalie_, cbah, ga_reb, asadansari154, PenSword72, Lirpae.., jano and 3 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

Stop letting people who do so little for you, control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.

#people, #control, #liveyourlife

dor1316, chocolat, cbah, Lirpae.. and ernstrose like this

reposted by gitasingh and gitasingh

Aus ethischen und moralischen Gründen werde ich Vegetariererin.

Aber erst nach der Spareribs Sasion.

#spareribs, #vegetarier

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., ZoJ, izzi, laut, ga_reb and _Nathalie_ like this

Wollte Karatelehrer in der Türkei werden. Der Slogan "Karate für Behaarte" kam wohl nicht so gut an.

#karate, #behaarte

Raheel, cbah, Lirpae.., jano, ernstrose, _Nathalie_, Roel, ZoJ and musissy like this

Eine Lady wie ich bin, lässt man nicht warten...

ZoJ, izzi, begrian, Luenchen, fuechsin, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

Ich wollte Immobilienhändler in der Türkei werden. Aber der Slogan "Baracken für Kanacken" kam wohl nicht so gut an.

#baracken, #kanacken, #sorry

Raheel, _Nathalie_, ernstrose, Lirpae.., begrian, anonyman, Luenchen, musissy and ZoJ like this

Warum ich keinen Erfolg habe?

Ich bin meiner Zeit voraus.

#erfolg, #zeit

ZoJ, cbah, Lirpae.., ga_reb, PenSword72, little_hippie, A.M. and musissy like this

Bei jedem Date nach halb drei, geht es um eine Sauereri.

#date, #sauerei

bold, ZoJ, ernstrose, cbah, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

Schade, dass so viele Mütter den Muttertag nicht feiern konnten,

Alkohol ist ja erst ab 16...

Au, Switzerland

#alkohol, #feiern

chocolat, aehmpaeh, ZoJ, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, NukeSkywalker, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

An den, der meine Schuhe versteckt hat, während ich auf der Hüpfburg war...

...werd Erwachsen!

prubton, Raheel, piepa, ZoJ, DonSpaccafurnu, izzi, Luenchen, _Nathalie_, anonymomatic, jano and 5 others like this

Bei der ersten Bold-Hochzeit möchte ich die sein, die besoffen eine Rede hält und nachher in die Torte stolpert.

bold, ZoJ, Lirpae.., againandagain, cbah, _Nathalie_, musissy and jano like this

Wie viele Hashtags sind sexy?

Berneck, Switzerland

#wie, #viele, #hashtags, #sind, #sexy, #?

_Nathalie_, Lirpae.. and ZoJ like this

stop praying...

God's too busy to find you a parking spot

Au, Switzerland

#god, #praying, #sowhat

_Nathalie_, sandy_396, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

Reposted from crystalD

#man, #judge, #shoes, #hashtagforfun

PenSword72, Lieanne3, Lirpae.., againandagain and musissy like this

"Davon kriegst du viereckige Augen, mein Kind"

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., yve74, ZoJ, musissy and Luenchen like this

I love the US!

Monday begins later.

begrian, Luenchen, mandrela86, Lirpae.., musissy and PenSword72 like this

My mama told me to have fun.

So I drank her drink to!

cbah, yve74, begrian, Lirpae.., Luenchen and hebdifescht like this

Die einen gehen heute in die Kirche beten, ich nach New York.

ZoJ, izzi, cbah, PenSword72, begrian, musissy, Luenchen, fuechsin and Lirpae.. like this

Step 13 von Oliver Stark:

Karten auf den Tisch! Wir sind alle einer Kampagne der Gemüseindustrie augesessen, denn wir Menschen sind Fleischfresser.

mjf, Lirpae.. and ZoJ like this

Englisch lernen mit Otto:

He has = der Hase
She has = der Schneehase

Luenchen, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

At least we're both under the same sky.

Akatrine, PenSword72, Lirpae.., musissy and jano like this

I want you
to know something,
but I don’t want
to tell you,
so I’ll just let the
first three words
of this sentence explain it •

Reposted from Lirpae..

cbah, Mr_Kirkwood and Lirpae.. like this

It's friday cbah!

...again

cbah and Lirpae.. like this

No, I haven't seen your LSD...

But have you seen the fucking unicorns in the kitchen?!

ChrisRota, crystalD, izzi, Dr.Evil, Lirpae.. and cbah like this

reposted by ChrisRota

Wer A sagt muss auch Limette sagen!

Lirpae.., A.M., ZoJ and izzi like this

It's not what you look at that matters.

It's what you see.

Akatrine, yve74, fuechsin, izzi and Lirpae.. like this

Step 98 von Oliver Stark:

Trage immer ein von dir selbst getötetes Tier in deiner Tasche.

aehmpaeh, ga_reb and Lirpae.. like this

"Das was jetzt passiert, ist gar nicht schlimm!"

mandrela86, izzi, ZoJ, cbah, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

If nothing difficult happens, you don't have a story.

begrian, Lirpae.., musissy, sarcaSM and hebdifescht like this

Ja ich weiss Intelligenz zieht halt dumme Leute an.

chocolat, cbah, musissy and ZoJ like this

Can you IMAGINE you were here with us?

- Dragons

nano560 likes this

Ja, ich habe den Automaten abgeschleckt und ja es war Cola!

cbah, Luenchen, ZoJ, begrian, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

It's friday cbah!

nano560, anonymomatic, Lirpae.. and cbah like this

Sometimes you win and sometimes you learn.

ernstrose, theSponge, againandagain, cbah, luma, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

There comes the time when you have to choose between what is right and what is easy.

- Albus Dumbledore

janem803, idiomatic, ACHunter, PenSword72, swatchUSA, chocolat, Akatrine, cbah, mandrela86, fuechsin and 2 others like this

reposted by crystalD and swatchUSA

Two can keep a secret

If one of them is dead

Akatrine, againandagain, quisten, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

reposted by crystalD

My Girlfriend is like Windows.

She is 8.

- Biology Teacher

Lirpae.. and anonyman like this

Good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

thebighags, hemko, crystalD, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, Lirpae.., little_hippie, cbah and begrian like this

We're up all night to get lucky.

chocolat, Lirpae.., hebdifescht and anonyman like this

...HOW BAD
CAN A
GOOD GIRL
GET?

againandagain, mavelle, Luenchen, musissy and guido like this

Wiso durfte ich nie mein Kaninchen mit zum Einkaufen nehmen, so wie der Junge aus der Aldi Werbung.

againandagain, _Nathalie_, theredrabbit, begrian, ZoJ and musissy like this

Halt's Maul! Ich bin voll nett.

Luenchen, _Nathalie_, izzi, begrian, laut, ZoJ and musissy like this

Nur noch vier mal Zähne putzen bis Weihnachten.

_Nathalie_, Sven, izzi, ZoJ, ga_reb, Luenchen, musissy, anonyman, Lirpae.. and laut like this

:(:

You decide.

Akatrine, anonyman and musissy like this

People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.

PenSword72, againandagain, 5011wireless, musissy, fuechsin, Lirpae.. and nano560 like this

A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.

chocolat, _Nathalie_, 5011wireless, Lirpae.. and anonyman like this

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.

- Marylin Monroe

chocolat, Akatrine, ga_reb, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

LIVE FREE
DIE POOR!

_Nathalie_, Lirpae.., nano560, musissy and Luenchen like this

those who criticize our generation forget who raised it!

Reposted from unicornly

_Nathalie_, Sven, bold, Lirpae.. and ga_reb like this

Versuch einmal etwas auf 'Mensch' zu reimen.

Akatrine, stephan, izzi, mavelle, Lirpae.. and guido like this

You're not cool, but of course you can buy me a drink.

hemko, Lirpae.., begrian, cbah, anonyman and musissy like this

Never leave the one you LOVE for the ONE you LIKE because the one you LIKE will one day LEAVE you for the one they LOVE!

janem803, begrian, DonSpaccafurnu, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out, but it ain't goin' away.

- Elvis Presley

chocolat, PenSword72, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

In einer Beziehung muss mindestens einer wissen wie man zuschlägt!

stephan, izzi, cbah, claudia, Lirpae.., musissy, Sven and ZoJ like this

Du weisst ja wer petzt wird zerfetzt!

bapu, BlahBlahBleh, claudia, ZoJ, jano, musissy, Sven and Luenchen like this

What comes easy won't last.

What lasts won't come easy.

Lirpae.. and cbah like this

I can ignore you just like the letter 'R' in Marlboro.

cbah, Lirpae.., claudia, hebdifescht, Roel, begrian and piepa like this

I wanna live in apartment 23!

Habe gehört beim Schlafen sei das Hirn aktiver als beim Fernsehen, habe darum geschlafen.

ZoJ, anonyman, Lirpae.., claudia and begrian like this

Baby ich werde so nett zu dir sein, dass du nicht willst, dass ich je wieder gehe.

- Pretty Woman

cbah, ZoJ, Luenchen, yve74 and musissy like this

hemko and Lirpae.. like this

Was wir brauchen sind ein paar Verrückte, den seht nur wo uns die Normalen hingebracht haben.

aehmpaeh, izzi, hemko, ZoJ, claudia, guido, Luenchen and musissy like this

Wir sollten gehn, die Erinnerungen kommen zurück.

againandagain, Lirpae.., ZoJ, musissy, cbah, Luenchen and laut like this

Lieber ein Underdog als ein Highdog!

anonyman and crystalD like this

Let's go to the mall!

janem803 and begrian like this

I'm a cowbold.

I'm bolding while I'm riding a horse.

jano, musissy and Luenchen like this

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

juneocallagh, dor1316, Redick, cybersont, prubton, timtomdan, marcellati, soyy, kj55, nez and 8 others like this

reposted by crystalD, sarcaSM, elvira5, GaryFarrelly, rlcagle, EmoFreakOut, bar0s and Redick

Congratulations to myself!

Ich habs doch tatsächlich geschafft mich selbst zu verarschen.

hemko, pasquale85, 5011wireless, cbah, ZoJ, Sven, Luenchen, guido and anonyman like this

Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you.

cbah, begrian, bold and guido like this

Beim Streit gibt es zwei Standpunkte - MEINEN und den Falschen!

Reposted from random_FOX

Raheel, chocolat, begrian, ZoJ, cbah, Heppy, Sven, 5011wireless and Roel like this

invite friends
what friends?

begrian, sarcaSM, laut, bold, Sven, cbah and anonyman like this

Ich staune und freue mich jedes Jahr wieder,
wenn das Barbieheft wieder kommt.

begrian likes this

Dancing on the street like your mother in 1969.

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"Angeblich soll man mit einer Flasche Wein 4 Gläser füllen können, diese hier langt nur für eineinhalb...."

-Cougar Town

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Mein Osterhase ist Adam Green!

Andere lernen aus ihren Fehlern, ich begeh sie immer wieder.

hemko, cbah, anonyman and Luenchen like this

The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything!

cbah, kolelo and anonyman like this

Fuck it HSG,

I'm getting a PhD from Mörgeli.

pasquale85, Luenchen and begrian like this

Girls do better blond!

cbah and sarcaSM like this

Burglar!!!

An Oak Hill community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs.

Sven, A.M., satan and sarcaSM like this

Dieser komische Moment, wenn du ein Loch gräbst um eine Leiche zu verstecken und dabei eine Leiche findest.

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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

kolelo, schoggithaler, nwallinn and hemko like this

I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why im right!

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Go ahead. Judge me. Just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life.

chocolat, anonyman, Luenchen, hemko, theredrabbit and 5011wireless like this

Kennt ihr den Unterschied zwischen einem positiven, negativen, religiösen und vorgetäuschten Orgasmus?
Der Positive: "Ja.. ja." Der Negative: "Nein.. nein." Der Religiöse:"Oh gott.. oh gott!" Der Vorgetäuschte:" Klaas.. Klaas!"

- Circus HalliGalli

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NEWS FLASH!

I don't need you to like me.

sarcaSM, cbah and begrian like this

Lebe glücklich, lebe froh, wie die Maus in Mexiko!

hemko, ZoJ, laut, anonyman and Luenchen like this

I may have a bad mouth but I can do great things with it.

hemko, Sven, t_treeman, anonyman, Luenchen, kolelo and cbah like this

There comes the time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.

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reposted by kolelo

Und täglich grüsst das Bieber-Tier!

kolelo, hebdifescht and guido like this

Du trinkst Whisky, ich trink Vollmilch!

mjf, crystalD, rebeccaaikio, laut, anonyman and kolelo like this

Wenn man etwas dummes sagt und dann alles auf die Ironie abschreibt!

hemko, suingomat, ZoJ, cbah, anonyman and laut like this

Was ist deine Lieblings-
frucht?

"Blaubeer... Muffin!"

t_treeman, laut and ZoJ like this

DON'T LOOK BACK YOU'RE NOT GOING THAT WAY.

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Sein oder nicht sein, aber Tell das ist doch von Shakespeare.

Ich mag kein Bier!

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Jeder nur ein Kreuz!

hebdifescht and laut like this

Destiny is for losers. It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.

- Blair Waldorf

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reposted by kolelo, LauCloud73 and meohmy

Früher war alles besser!

Zum Beispiel gestern da war Samstag.

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reposted by kolelo

I'm a bad influence

But... Damn I'm fun!!!!!!

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reposted by Sukiakina

Mach bitte ein Schritt zur Seite.

Du stehst auf der Leitung.

musissy, ZoJ and pasquale85 like this

Die richtigen Fragen zu stellen ist besser, als alle richtigen Antworten zu kennen.

mjf and ZoJ like this

Guys stop with these Harry Potter jokes!

Let's be sirius.

Rohi, Aryk_Reversed, _Nathalie_, t_treeman, Samwell and lehoo11 like this

Und wie heisst das Zauber-wort?

Adabra Cadabra

ZoJ likes this

What doesn't kill me makes me smaller.

- Super Mario

hemko, hebdifescht and bold like this

Ich bin kein Besserwisser, ich weiss es wirklich besser.

_Nathalie_, lehoo11, ZoJ and cbah like this

Using the sentence "I'm a law student" is my ultimative argument to make you shut up.

Reposted from cbah

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good girls are bad girls that never get caught

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