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Mr_Kirkwood

I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

55

I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that dont't end in an orgasm

56

My doctor told me to start killing people.

Well not in those exact words.
He said i had to reduce the stress in my life.
Same thing.

12

we are all searching for
someone
whose
demons play well with ours

8

the best
things in
life aren't
things

17

A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it's totally fine.
I drink a bottle and fall asleep and i'm an alcoholic.
totally unfair!!

9

ALCOHOL
WE HAD A DEAL.....
I DRINK AND YOU
MAKE ME
FUNNY, SEXY & NICE.
I'VE SEEN THE
PHOTO'S.....
WE NEED TO TALK...

8

I live in fear of accidentally hearing a Justin Bieber song and liking it.

12

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