kkim's Posts

studies found out its always my fault

#myfckinfault

Lirpae.., SimonLauper, bold, GaylrdSprFckr, aehmpaeh, hallowelt, Luenchen and tintin78 like this

thanks for the one thousand points :))

kj55, vicmarbles, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Loupi4614, soene, aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

never trust a fart!

Bern, Switzerland

musissy, againandagain, evvelina and kj55 like this

the weather being awesome..

Bern, Switzerland

Krisargent, kj55, Babs_77, CaitlynRenae and anonyman like this

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager..

Krisargent, Gabbem, kj55, Lirpae.., Babs_77, begrian and Luenchen like this

reposted by agarrett23

if someday we all go to prison for downloading music i hope they have the mercy to split us by genre

Krisargent, UserOne, dor1316, Nouvemberry, Hank-the-knife, comboeuf, marierobins, aryapratama, Gabbem, bambo and 26 others like this

reposted by BJcore, betweenwindows, emadakn and siouxz

stressed
depressed

but well dressed

deni_nap, Gabbem, againandagain, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and lollip like this

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering fuck

bold, kenpolotan, wickedpyxxie, Gabbem, lollip, Samwell, Babs_77, kj55, RamonaStewart, Luenchen and 1 other like this

i forgot to cat...

.. so i decoded to dog.

#barkbark

Krisargent, wickedpyxxie, lollip and kj55 like this

die Wissenschaft des Stechbeutelschleifens

Detligen, Switzerland

mjf, ZoJ, woernie, Loupi4614, classy_cassie and SimonLauper like this

Munsingen, Switzerland

#spielstgallenspartak, #sascharuefer, #hahailuegeschutte

feerilia, soene and poenky like this

mein Bruder beim Anwaltsessen meiner Schwester: 'ich zahle jetzt in die 3. Säule ein.'
meine Schwester (die frischgebackene Anwältin) so dass es die ganze Gesellschaft hören kann: 'Wofür brauchst denn du eine 3. Säule? Da rennst du ja eh nur hinein wenn du besoffen bist!!'

Munsingen, Switzerland

#brothersandsisters, #geschwister, #familie, #anwälte

ZoJ, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, hebdifescht, soene, fool and MeMyselfAnd..I like this

no, i don't stop the microwave at 00.01 to feel like a bomb-defuser.

i stop it because i hate te fucking beeping noise!

Munsingen, Switzerland

wickedpyxxie, luma, Melissadewit, sss63, misterlab, Lirpae.., hebdifescht, lollip, avant-garde, soene and 9 others like this

To all the hipsters:

The new test to show your hipsterness is to hold onto an anchor and say refuse to sink and if you float youre a true hipster but if you sink youre a poser

Bern, Switzerland

kj55, _Nathalie_, 5011wireless, Lirpae.., againandagain and Babs_77 like this

Hast du angst vor Japanern?

Ja, panisch!

Reposted from Stoeffi

upupandaway, prubton, elpescador, chiscaque, LNbold, kolarg, mir-jam, suingomat, fool, Loupi4614 and 5 others like this

als ich letzte Woche mit Magendarm-Grippe per ÖV von der Arbeit nach Hause fuhr, wurde ich zusammengeschissen, weil ich im Berner Bahnhof in den 'Papier' anstatt in den 'Allgemeinen Abfall' gekotzt habe '•'

Munsingen, Switzerland

#personal, #magendarm, #wordtcase

sandy_396, mir-jam, fool, Babs_77, soene, beside, SimonLauper, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, musissy and 2 others like this

woernie, beside, soene and shugi like this

there are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from
mom
4. Username or
password is incorrect
5. We need to talk

Innerberg, Switzerland

Krisargent, -Juliane-, karlokoenig, swatchUSA, janem803, UserOne, FrogLegs, kj55, barbimini, luma and 16 others like this

reposted by barbimini, swatchUSA and jmelrisa312425

whatever people say that I am,
that is what I'm not

Krisargent, aehmpaeh, mariechen_xo, mynameisasal, Lirpae.., sissy_and_bros, musissy and Babs_77 like this

die Kunst des Einschlafens während die Mücken tanzen

ZoJ, woernie, Lirpae.., feerilia and musissy like this

ich habe gehört dass Kokain mit Maizena, Mehl und Puderzucker gestreckt wird. heisst dass uch kann noch ein Ei und etwas Butter hinzufügen und kann mir dann einen leckeren Kuchen backen?

Munsingen, Switzerland

#drugs

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., Babs_77, jaykay, _Nathalie_, fool, woernie and Luenchen like this

Kann ein SVP-ler zwei linke Hände oder einen grünen Daumen haben?

..

Munsingen, Switzerland

#politics

LNbold, Loupi4614, Stoeffi, Lirpae.., Babs_77, feerilia, _Nathalie_, woernie and Luenchen like this

das ist meins!
ja das ist Mainz.
nein, das ist meins!
ja! Das ist Mainz!
Nein! Das ist meins!

Berlin, Germany

ZoJ, jaykay, ernstrose, beside and Lirpae.. like this

REVO-Lotion

die neue Creme von Garner für eine besonders träge Jugend

#revolution

ZoJ, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

WORK HARD
AND
PLAY HARD

ZoJ, ally987, thormanjr, Lirpae.., Luenchen, mrinck and kj55 like this

what, 61936290 followers?

ihr sid di geilste huere sieche!!

Munsingen, Switzerland

Krisargent, lollip, gregdevree, ZoJ, thormanjr, Lirpae.. and sissy_and_bros like this

bitches (be) like

Munsingen, Switzerland

#bitchesplease

PenSword72 and lollip like this

ich gehe erst schlafen wenn bei 'random posts' einer meiner Bolds auftaucht!

Munsingen, Switzerland

#personal

Stoeffi, aehmpaeh, ZoJ, A.M., sissy_and_bros, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., Babs_77, irish_nandos and _Nathalie_ like this

früher fragte ich bei meinen Freunden ob ich etwas trinken kann, heute frage ich nach dem Wifi-Passwort 0.o

Munsingen, Switzerland

stargater, aehmpaeh, ZoJ, _Nathalie_ and Babs_77 like this

japten spack
carrow

#pirate

Krisargent, Timey_Wimey, PenSword72, dAn, pasquale85, ZoJ, laut, aehmpaeh, againandagain, SimonLauper and 4 others like this

Meine Freundin war im Koma und alles was ich krieg ist dieses lausige T-Shirt

#wirsindhelden, #meinehelden

stargater, ZoJ and aehmpaeh like this

kennet dir das gschichtli scho, vo däm arme Eskimo?

#manimatter

Romansp, Pesca, aehmpaeh, DonSpaccafurnu, soene, shugi, Babs_77 and _Nathalie_ like this

Anal eyes

analyze

anal lies

fuzuku, PenSword72, bold, Babs_77 and _Nathalie_ like this

der Sommer fällt jetzt anscheinend auf einen Dienstag :))

Munsingen, Switzerland

stargater, aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_, naebitnae, crystalD, Babs_77, fool, ZoJ and musissy like this

matsch too matsch too matsch too matsch too matsch

Munsingen, Switzerland

#oasg, #toomuchmatsch, #bonaparte, #toomuch, #mitscheeematschee

musissy, mir-jam, againandagain and lollip like this

schlafe schlafe trinke musig musig schlafe trinke musig kings of leon schlafe musig schiss uf die ärzte heiga

Abtwil, Switzerland

#kingsofleon, #oasg

prubton, ZoJ, Luenchen, musissy, againandagain, _Nathalie_, Romansp, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and Pesca like this

hipster yourself

Saint Gallen, Switzerland

#st.gallen, #oasg, #kinzzz

ZoJ, _Nathalie_, misterlab, lollip, SimonLauper, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

schläfts du andrer Leute Schlaf?
zählst du andrer Leute Schaf?

Munsingen, Switzerland

#wirsindhelden

A.M., ZoJ, musissy and SimonLauper like this

Kann irgendwer meinen Kolleginnen erklären was ein 3er Igluzelt ist?

Munsingen, Switzerland

#st.galle, #Zält, #siheikeahnig, #döööh, #allgemeinwissen=0

aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_, crystalD, fruitgarden, ZoJ, musissy and Babs_77 like this

i bi gitarrewäudmeisterin!

Munsingen, Switzerland

_Nathalie_, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and little_hippie like this

wie es dazu gekommen ist dass meine beste Freundin die Hose von dem Typen bei dem ich genächtiget habe anziehen musste, möchte ich lieber nicht erläutern..

Munsingen, Switzerland

#personal, #boldopinlech, #ogottkim

aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_, mir-jam, Luenchen, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., musissy, mariechen_xo and ZoJ like this

sleepet well in öiem bettgestell

Munsingen, Switzerland

ZoJ, Claudio, musissy, guggigirl, soene, naebitnae and Lirpae.. like this

bye bye Canada, thanks for givin' me the time of my life!

Vancouver, Canada

#canada, #traveling

Krisargent, that_edm_boy, ellenicole, cnynrder, _Nathalie_, izzi, musissy, 5011wireless, lollip, ZoJ and 1 other like this

reposted by ellenicole and ellenicole

in der nacht sind alle Katzen grau

Miau.

Richmond, Canada

#personal, #broilers

vicmarbles, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, soene, mariechen_xo, musissy, fruitgarden, guggigirl and mir-jam like this

zig tuusig kids wachsed uf mit hiphop muusig

Custer, United States

#bligg, #chmusic

ZoJ and againandagain like this

NIRVANA

just visited Kurts house where he died.. :(

Seattle, United States

#nirvana, #kurtcobain, #seattle, #memorialpark

buzzielizzy, lollip, _Nathalie_, naebitnae, Babs_77, Lirpae.., pasquale85, SimonLauper, guggigirl and tweetybird like this

ok, how would you pronounce the name 'Eoin' ?

Bellingham, United States

#embarassingsituation

Krisargent, amandaj, satan, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

in kanadien kriegt man auch 1.5 liter flaschen weieieiein :))

Whistler, Canada

#kim'sdrunk, #everithingsbigger

aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_, soene, Flockae, Luenchen, ernstrose and GaylrdSprFckr like this

and we danced and we cried and we laughed and had a really really really good time,
take my hand, lets have a blast, and remember this moment for the rest of our lives

Whistler, Canada

#macklemore, #&we, #danced, #missumylove, #st.gallefestival

bhutan, mjf, amandaj, lollip, mir-jam, pony, piiink, thormanjr, guggigirl, Babs_77 and 5 others like this

jajaa, duu und alli dini
churzzipfelhomies

Whistler, Canada

#gimma

_Nathalie_, ZoJ, lollip, mir-jam, fuechsin, musissy and Luenchen like this

i vermissedi so fescht wimer im gymer ufdi gueti Note hei gschisse

Lions Bay, Canada

#quote, #bestfriendsquote

SimonLauper, againandagain and ZoJ like this

a rainy day in
Vancouver

Vancouver, Canada

ahrbs, amandaj, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, thormanjr, ernstrose, Babs_77, lollip, fuechsin, musissy and 1 other like this

What is honor compared to a womans's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms... or the memory of a brother's smile? Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.

Lake Louise, Canada

#gameofthrones

lollip, Babs_77, 5011wireless, Lirpae.., nano560, realsherryls, misterlab and wallifer like this

& i chätsche mi chätschgummi, da lacht mi es meitli ah, laht d wimpere la klimpere u seit: 'dafi eine haa?'

Lake Louise, Canada

TayCee13, 5011wireless, Lirpae.., musissy, Luenchen, ZoJ and mir-jam like this

let's play a game called 'how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow'

amandaj, lollip, Babs_77, aehmpaeh, MeMyselfAnd..I, soene, fool, _Nathalie_, thormanjr, mir-jam and 3 others like this

just a spoon full of sugar helps tje medicine go down

Babs_77, _Nathalie_, naebitnae, ZoJ, kj55, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., annabanan and begrian like this

rocky mountains are AWESOME!

just seen a grizzly, moose and 5 blackbears

Jasper, Canada

#kiminkanadaaaa

bold, ga_reb, lollip, _Nathalie_, musissy, Pumuckel, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, Dr.Evil, Qiu and 2 others like this

chuck norris has unlimited skips on 8tracks

#chucknorris

ahrbs, MeMyselfAnd..I, ikyoulikey, kj55, ZoJ, Lirpae.., annabanan, aehmpaeh and NukeSkywalker like this

mum: kim, you gotta join you're little brothers birthdayparty.

and i'm like: i wanna be high for this!

#high, #littlebrother, #mum

naebitnae, kj55, ZoJ, begrian, ernstrose, musissy and Luenchen like this

1. Wieso kann ich mich nichtmehr in meinen E-mail account einloggen?
2. Wieso will Microsoft als 'identifizierung' meine Kreditkarten-Angben?
3. Wieso hat sich Hotmail mit Outlook verbunden und jetzt versteh ich nurnoch Bahnhof?
4. Wieso????

#emailgehackt

mir-jam, ZoJ, musissy, jano, againandagain and Lirpae.. like this

are you cereal?

#areyouserious?

mjf, _Nathalie_, bold, aehmpaeh, vicmarbles, kj55 and Lirpae.. like this

das stärkste Argument der Frau:
'Doch!'

#frauebpauer

prubton, Babs_77, MeMyselfAnd..I, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, Lirpae.., mir-jam, ga_reb, Luenchen, DonSpaccafurnu and 5 others like this

Boldomatic, die Plattform bei der nicht dein Anzeigebild, nicht dein Kleidergeschmack und erst recht nicht deine Hobby-Foto-Künste zählen.

Das Einzige was zählt ist ob du ein gewitzes Kerlchen bist oder nicht.

#pressrelease

MeMyselfAnd..I, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, fruitgarden, shugi, A.M., piepa, Pesca, ga_reb, Lirpae.. and 2 others like this

she's dressed like
a wedding-cake

#rhcp

Babs_77, misterlab, kj55, VSchller, annabanan, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

it is the easiest to accuse those who are dependent on you for your faults..

#personal

francarreira, kj55, Lirpae.., begrian, hemko and cop99 like this

potential buyer for the house: oh that's what I call a table. it's huge isn't it?

the housemaid: yeah. that's because the owner has a tiny cock so he has to show other big things

#fuckoff, #malebitch

bold, kj55, Lirpae.., begrian, cop99, Luenchen and 5011wireless like this

a short walk in the light of the world

with breaks for coffe and snacks

#skins

Babs_77, francarreira, misterlab, kj55, RamonaStewart, Lirpae.., ernstrose, fuechsin, annabanan and cop99 like this

_Nathalie_, kj55, Lirpae.. and cop99 like this

#areyouserious?

kj55, Lirpae.., hemko, Pumuckel and cop99 like this

#thedarksideofthemoon, #personal

Babs_77, kj55, RamonaStewart, ernstrose, annabanan, emma97, Lirpae.. and cop99 like this

ceci n'est pas un bold

_Nathalie_, misterlab, musissy, nano560, SimonLauper, laut, soene, 5011wireless, Lirpae.., Luenchen and 1 other like this

T R U T H
T R U T
T R U
T R
T

ikyoulikey, _Nathalie_, cop99, kj55, naebitnae, aehmpaeh, rgray007, Lirpae.., begrian, thormanjr and 5 others like this

i moose have a hug

cop99, kj55, naebitnae, Lirpae.., rgray007, begrian and dani2067 like this

als ich damals sagte für immer, meinte ich es auch.. du leider nicht

#personal

mjf, ZoJ, naebitnae, sissy_and_bros, bold, jaykay, Lirpae.., musissy and DonSpaccafurnu like this

if heaven's up there this is hell on earth

#skins, #cassie

thormanjr, hemko and Lirpae.. like this

real eyes

realise

real lies

misterlab, jaykay, aehmpaeh, DonSpaccafurnu, thormanjr, Lirpae.. and anonyman like this

everyone has so much to say they talk talk talk their lifes away..

#rhcp

soene, RamonaStewart, tweetybird, Lirpae.. and thormanjr like this

did you know that in canada they have MARfuckingSHMELLOW CEREALS?

tweetybird and Lirpae.. like this

there are always the same mistakes and outtakes

ikyoulikey, Lirpae.. and thormanjr like this

no pants, no problem

aehmpaeh, ZoJ, Lirpae.., hemko, thormanjr, satan, boni and bold like this

bingo bongo jungel
boogie

#gimma

Lirpae.., Luenchen and ZoJ like this

#pangram

barbaresco and Lirpae.. like this

i actually thought i wasn't that drunk last weekend but my best friend told me that, when he introduced his new girlfriend to me, i put my mouth very close to her ear and whispered in Davy Jones voice: 'Do you fear death?'

sarcaSM, begrian, Lirpae.., rgray007 and PenSword72 like this

i know something you don't know!

@theworld

mjf, thormanjr, soene, sissy_and_bros, Lirpae.., hemko, cop99 and tweetybird like this

on the last test i took the teacher wrote 'thanks' at the end. but there was flypoop or something and i read 't.hanks'
and i was like:
ohhmmergood Tom Hanks made this test.

soene, begrian, Lirpae.., musissy, wallifer, tweetybird and cop99 like this

life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. it's about learning how to dance in the rain..

thormanjr, begrian, Lirpae.., hemko, rgray007, tweetybird and cop99 like this

entertain us

entered anus

sarcaSM, jaykay, Lirpae.., hemko, rgray007, tweetybird and cop99 like this

the kid i have to look after is screaming while he plays videogames

#callofdutyfreak

begrian, Lirpae.., hemko, cop99 and tweetybird like this

i am not sure anymore if it was a good decision to stay on a huntig farm for a month.. they just put a skinned bear in the freezer and the only meet i get here is moose :/

begrian, Lirpae.. and tweetybird like this

wuuui

HASHTAGS

Prince George, Canada

#hashtag

mylisa1970, Luenchen, dAn, NukeSkywalker, _Nathalie_, mir-jam, laut, Lirpae.., ZoJ, againandagain and 4 others like this

ich frage mich manchmal ob es auch Chinesen/Japaner gibt die sich deutsche Wörter tätowieren lassen..

soene, Luenchen, Lirpae.., musissy, ZoJ and bold like this

“If you run naked around a tree, at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fucking yourself”.
– Albert Einstein

#quote

Switched, ChrisRota, misterlab, tweetybird, Lirpae.., unicornly and cop99 like this

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend when i cant even get on the 'most popular writers'-list?

Pumuckel, A.M., tweetybird, Lirpae.., unicornly, cop99, Luenchen and jaykay like this

i have bullshited my way through almost two decades of life

tweetybird, Lirpae.., cop99, Luenchen and jaykay like this

don't paint me
black when i used
to be golden

sarcaSM, Lirpae.., Luenchen, musissy, tweetybird, jaykay, fuechsin, atina and cop99 like this

insert celebrity name here :
i was bullied at school

Lirpae.., thormanjr and cop99 like this

dann gewinne ich diesen blöden dream-contest halt nicht, oder!

sarcaSM, NowhereDom, Lirpae.., A.M., izzi, jaykay, Luenchen, SimonLauper and ZoJ like this

Stop taking my book so literally!

-God

tweetybird, thormanjr, GaylrdSprFckr, Lirpae.., kj55 and nano560 like this

did you know that 'dreamt' is the only english word that ends with 'mt'?

elinnolofsson, thormanjr, Junomea, fuechsin, GaylrdSprFckr, Lirpae.., kj55 and tweetybird like this

If you remember
'we have dream'
from Dsds 2003 you're a true kid from the 90's

tweetybird, fuechsin, kj55 and Lirpae.. like this

beliebiges video hochladen
+
Intro von the xx als Soundtrack nehmen
=
episches Video

aehmpaeh, cococaro, ZoJ, soene and Lirpae.. like this

as soon as the location thing works,

I WILL STALK ALL OF YOU!

robbocop69, tinsanchez, pasquale85, Luenchen, kj55, thormanjr, SimonLauper, Pesca, nano560, ernstrose and 6 others like this

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us..?

elinnolofsson, kj55, jonesygirl80, ernstrose, stephan, soene, tweetybird, Luenchen, begrian, bold and 2 others like this

all bolders are hipsters because it's not that popular yet!

Krisargent, GaylrdSprFckr, giadaalice, osully, kj55, izzi, vicmarbles, Lirpae.., Belieber1994, little_hippie and 9 others like this

you better focus before they fuck us

tweetybird, kj55, misterlab, vicmarbles, makalapua, Lirpae.., jaykay, fuechsin, Claudio, bold and 1 other like this

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language"

poptankar, kj55, vicmarbles, RamonaStewart, KFLondon, makalapua, Lirpae.., jaykay, hemko, NowhereDom and 1 other like this

Teacher: "Why is your cat in school?"

Kid: "Because i heard dad say to mom, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' "

Reposted from anonymous

aehmpaeh, jaykay, nwallinn, Lirpae.., 1276227 and kj55 like this

Lirpae.. likes this

kentucky schreit ficken

jaykay, ZoJ, DonSpaccafurnu, nano560, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

aehmpaeh, ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

Wenn sich Herbert Bert bei mir als Herr Bert vorstellt weiss ich trotzdem nicht ob ich ihn siezen oder duzen soll :/

jaykay, soene, ZoJ, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

this drives me nucking futs

GaylrdSprFckr, jaykay, misterlab, tweetybird, Luenchen, kj55, Lirpae.. and fuechsin like this

Die Hauptstadt von Moldavien? keine Ahnung, ich hatte einen Fensterplatz in Physik.

aehmpaeh, jaykay, musissy, nano560, Lirpae.., Luenchen and ZoJ like this

einmal das Handy zu Hause vergessen und ich leide den ganzen Tag an Phantom-Klingeln..

jaykay, musissy, Lirpae.., Luenchen and ZoJ like this

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

Bei einem Einkauf ab 20.- gibts in der Migros jetzt Hipstermania Sticker.

pasquale85, _Nathalie_, musissy, Lirpae.., fuechsin, ZoJ, Luenchen and begrian like this

is everything in butter?

pasquale85, Lirpae.., kj55 and begrian like this

night is for sleeping

day is for resting

tweetybird, Lirpae.. and kj55 like this

my biggest fear
is that eventually
you will see me
the way
i see
myself

mng, mandimc89, jaykay, tweetybird, elinnolofsson, Lirpae.., kj55 and 5011wireless like this

classy, sassy and a lil bad-assey

GaylrdSprFckr, jaykay, Lirpae.. and kj55 like this

reposted by diegofreites

sangauuueee i chuumeeeeeeeeeeee

Lirpae.. likes this

aehmpaeh, jaykay, kj55, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Luenchen, SimonLauper and musissy like this

$^ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /_______________\ omg its a triangle, it is so cool! sooo fuckin hipster!!!$

vicmarbles, Belieber1994, begrian, satan, againandagain, ZoJ, mir-jam, fuechsin and kj55 like this

according to this BMI-chart, i am too short.

Reposted from beesmoove

RamonaStewart, naebitnae, anonyman, SimonLauper, fuechsin, hemko, Luenchen, pasquale85, izzi, begrian and 2 others like this

Things i hate:

1. Bolds
2. Irony
3. Lists

GaylrdSprFckr, naebitnae, anonyman, tweetybird, SimonLauper, hemko, stephan, izzi, Lirpae.., bold and 1 other like this

i bet you 1 $
that you read this!

spotted on a homeless
man's sign

thormanjr, misterlab, begrian, naebitnae, anonyman, soene, hemko, Luenchen, stephan, Lirpae.. and 1 other like this

direkt us Chur
mini Dame und Herre
öiche Lieblings-Puur

ZoJ, naebitnae, anonyman, Lirpae.., musissy and Luenchen like this

girl boy ending up

stupid smart pregnant

smart stupid marriage

smart smart true love

stupid stupid RTL

allisonrae, tinsanchez, ZoJ, naebitnae, aehmpaeh, hemko, stephan, makalapua, Lirpae.., Luenchen and 3 others like this

sex im büro, sex daheime,
sex wis wöll

ZoJ, naebitnae, hemko, makalapua, Lirpae.., suingomat, Luenchen, Claudio and ga_reb like this

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

UserOne, emma-freitag, tehehe, jelectra, eylinacsah, granty, _Nathalie_, fuechsin, naebitnae, Lirpae.. and 9 others like this

reposted by wallifer and eylinacsah

BE FREE
NOT CHEAP

robbocop69, mjf, naebitnae, Lirpae.., nwallinn, kj55, anonyman, ernstrose, tweetybird and musissy like this

it's not gravity's fault that two people fall for each other

misterlab, begrian, naebitnae, Lirpae.., nwallinn, kj55, anonyman, hemko, tweetybird and ernstrose like this

du bisch e herte hung du!

naebitnae, A.M., begrian, ZoJ, Lirpae.., pasquale85, Luenchen and izzi like this

sandy hair & salty kisses

from canadas surfer paradise Tofino

fuechsin, Lirpae.., kj55, little_hippie and hemko like this

Seit zwei Stunden suche ich die Kecksdose und habe nur ein Gedanke:

'Denke wie dein kleiner Bruder Kim, denke wie dein kleiner Bruder!'

ernstrose, wallifer, ZoJ, Lirpae.., hemko, anonyman, soene and Luenchen like this

$Die Fischstäbchen von allen Seiten während 4 Minuten goldbraun anbraten. || || || -------\__||_||__||__/$

aehmpaeh, vicmarbles, ernstrose, ZoJ, izzi, hemko, little_hippie, soene, Luenchen, 5011wireless and 2 others like this

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

kj55, nwallinn, fuechsin, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

Mein Hund jagt immer Leute auf dem Fahrrad.. aber nur bis ich ihnen das Fahrrad weggenommen habe.

aehmpaeh, elinnolofsson, thormanjr, little_hippie, Luenchen, musissy, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and kj55 like this

if you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. they are the ones who keep having gay babies.

Bekkums, thormanjr, dani2067, Lirpae.., little_hippie, 5011wireless, kj55 and RamonaStewart like this

You
gained attention
but
lost
respect ..

misterlab, ernstrose, A.M., 1276227, Lirpae.., tweetybird, againandagain, kj55 and little_hippie like this

MIND
-----------
MATTER

mjf, nwallinn, elinnolofsson, dani2067, misterlab, jamnab, Lirpae.., naebitnae, thormanjr and kj55 like this

wi z bisiwätter isch z graagi dervoziiberlet

5011wireless, Lirpae.., Luenchen, mir-jam and makalapua like this

I just awesomed all over the place.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

misterlab, GaylrdSprFckr, izzi, Lirpae.., TheChosen and little_hippie like this

show
some
(cl)ass

valgeor, fuechsin, jamnab, kj55, thormanjr, pasquale85, Lirpae.. and elinnolofsson like this

reposted by thormanjr

A great way to learn about your country is to leave it

dani2067, vicmarbles, jaykay, ga_reb, Linneaelvira, hemko, greeeg, nwallinn, zaranordin and kj55 like this

LOS
fucking
ANGELES

begrian, fuechsin, Lirpae.., nwallinn, tweetybird, kj55, naebitnae, theredrabbit and guido like this

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth!

elinnolofsson, DonSpaccafurnu, begrian, fuechsin, Lirpae.., nwallinn, hemko, kj55, naebitnae, theredrabbit and 2 others like this

Du im Vergleich zu mir ist wie entkoffeiniertes Pepsi light im Vergleich zu Coca Cola

SimonLauper, jamnab, Sven, fuechsin, Lirpae.., NukeSkywalker, ernstrose, wookie and Pesca like this

this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh

nwallinn, VonJanzen, Lirpae.., RamonaStewart, kj55, Sven, wookie, Pesca and Luenchen like this

ein Küsschen aufs Nüsschen, tu es. tu es!

aehmpaeh, SimonLauper, Sven, ernstrose, ZoJ, Lirpae.., rgray007 and A.M. like this

feeling like repost your good bolds because now you have more followers

misterlab, jaykay, RamonaStewart, kj55, izzi, ernstrose, Lirpae.., begrian, fuechsin and fuechsin like this

forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

mrmadhatter_, mjf, kj55, izzi, mazzzz1, Lirpae.., begrian, hemko and fuechsin like this

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

Authlander, aryapratama, vicmarbles, mazzzz1, Linneaelvira, _Nathalie_, musissy, ga_reb, anonyman, begrian and 4 others like this

I express my feelings through other peoples text posts

elinnolofsson, kj55, NowhereDom and Lirpae.. like this

sitting in the greyhound to vancouver island. i looove travelling!

kj55, thormanjr, naebitnae, ernstrose, Lirpae.., schoggithaler, satan, GaylrdSprFckr, fuechsin, zaranordin and 1 other like this

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

perellano, trashtinbox, stussen, rieme-hans, Linneaelvira, satan, soene, naebitnae, claudia, ernstrose and 7 others like this

SEX!!!
Now that I've got your attention:
YOLO!!!

Reposted from synx

satan, mazzzz1, ernstrose, Lirpae.., begrian and jaykay like this

birthdays are good for your health! studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest..

SimonLauper, kj55, stussen, misterlab, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

füdleblutt isch wasserdicht

hemko, soene, claudia, clauhierh, Lirpae.., DonSpaccafurnu, fuechsin, ZoJ and begrian like this

what is the first letter of the alphabet?

a) c
b) d
c) a
d) b

good luck

Reposted from hellomikael

VonJanzen, ZoJ, jaykay, izzi, nwallinn, musissy, jamnab, naebitnae, misterlab and kj55 like this

Kater:

Mein Kopf fühlt sich an als ob ein Fuchs mein Hirn gefressen und dann wieder reingeschissen hat.

SimonLauper, wookie, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

Scientist: On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week

Me: You mean per day

Scientist: What

Me: What

hemko, VonJanzen, kj55, Oswell, jamnab, unicornly, naebitnae, againandagain, marcmueller and Linneaelvira like this

Könnt Ihr mal alle einen meiner Posts reposten? Am besten gleich diesen. Ich brauche dringend mehr Follower.
Fürs Selbstwert- gefühl.

Reposted from NowhereDom

aehmpaeh, vicmarbles, pasquale85, thormanjr and begrian like this

surround yourself
with people
who are only
going to
lift you
higher

Authlander, hemko, barbaresco, VonJanzen, nwallinn, againandagain, Pesca, misterlab, elinnolofsson, jamnab and 6 others like this

reposted by hartco

you built your wall so high that no one could climb it

alexfgarcia, kj55, tweetybird, mazzzz1, fuechsin, soene, thormanjr, naebitnae, Lirpae.., Pesca and 2 others like this

Hello, i didn't mean to interrupt your scrolling, but your shoelaces are open

alexfgarcia, kj55, 5011wireless, jaykay, fuechsin, naebitnae, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

I am PRADA you are CROCS

avant-garde, aehmpaeh, hemko, alexfgarcia, kj55, jaykay, naebitnae, Lirpae.., wallifer, KFLondon and 5 others like this

reposted by avant-garde

and if you're in love then you are the lucky one, 'cause most of us are bitter over someone..

hartco, kj55, mazzzz1, jonesygirl80, Pesca, jaykay, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

dr papst het zspiez zspäckbsteck zspät bsteut

Sven, elinnolofsson, HelterSkelter, jaykay, laut, musissy and ZoJ like this

you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it

stussen, mazzzz1, hemko and Lirpae.. like this

i wish i could put a GPS-chip on a drop of water and watch where it goes and if it's coming back one day

hartco, alexfgarcia, kj55, Linneaelvira, stussen, vickkis, ernstrose, elinnolofsson, suingomat, begrian and 7 others like this

reposted by hartco

red red wiiiiiine

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., mazzzz1, begrian, jaykay, HelterSkelter, ZoJ, mir-jam and naebitnae like this

puberty is when parents
start to behave moody

littlethings, Lirpae.., begrian, jaykay and lilymarlen like this

brotha from anotha
motha

Lirpae.., jaykay, philseven, A.M. and izzi like this

communist until you get rich

feminist until you get married

atheist until the airplain starts falling

UserOne, hemko, stussen, elinnolofsson, schoggithaler, lilymarlen, begrian, wookie, againandagain, guido and 7 others like this

hartco, elinnolofsson and suingomat like this

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

A.E

mjf, hartco, jaykay, sweswiss, Lirpae.., 5011wireless, hemko, begrian, kj55, fuechsin and 1 other like this

reposted by maevie

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials

hemko, KFLondon, izzi, lilymarlen, anonyman, darling_zee, ernstrose, DonSpaccafurnu and Lirpae.. like this

peace on you too you son of a beach!

rieme-hans, kj55, soene, Sven, Lirpae.., hebdifescht and pasquale85 like this

The family dog is blamed for every fart, but loves this guys with all of his heart.

sweswiss, kj55, Sven, claudia, Heppy, Lirpae.. and hebdifescht like this

TomatensalatTomalensalatTometansalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalatTomatensalat

elinnolofsson, Sven, darling_zee, darling_zee and laut like this

Was ist ein Cowboy ohne Pferd?

Ein Sattelschlepper

HelterSkelter, kj55, ZoJ, elinnolofsson, izzi, Sven, mir-jam, darling_zee, claudia, laut and 1 other like this

i scream

you scream

we all scream

for ICECREAM

aehmpaeh, HelterSkelter, sweswiss, kj55, begrian, darling_zee, claudia, pasquale85 and Pesca like this

dear son, i have to tell you a story: once upon a time your dog got hit by a truck this morning

mjf, Lirpae.., sandrakvant, alexfgarcia, kj55, elinnolofsson, soene, Sven, Heppy, tweetybird and 2 others like this

if the music is too loud, you're too old!

HelterSkelter, Sven, Lirpae.., claudia, rgray007, hemko, anonyman, guido, kj55, musissy and 2 others like this

when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's
eyes.

trashtinbox, my_crazy_life, marinasundvall, barbaresco, vadursankan, sweswiss, elinnolofsson, izzi, Sven, Lirpae.. and 14 others like this

supercalifragilisticexpialidicious

Sven, begrian, poenky, guido, KFLondon, rgray007, kj55, 5011wireless and Luenchen like this

Mein allererste und einziger Gedanke nach dem Training:

Kohlenhydrate

kj55, dreamworld, Sven, claudia, fuechsin, Lirpae.., sissy_and_bros, A.M., NukeSkywalker, laut and 1 other like this

just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down

janem803, kj55, begrian, Sven, fuechsin, tweetybird and Lirpae.. like this

der Unterschied zwischen einem Ozeandampfer und einem Popel?

Den Ozeandampfer kann man nicht essen!

sweswiss, rgray007, ZoJ, begrian, Sven, pixtor, Lirpae.. and mir-jam like this

hab heut beim joggen n kojote gesehen. :/

rgray007, ZoJ, begrian, Sven and Lirpae.. like this

ich dusche einmal im jahr, obs nötig ist oder nicht

musissy, ZoJ, izzi, begrian, Sven, suingomat, Lirpae.. and laut like this

i suggest we drink before we go out drinking.

hemko, stussen, rgray007, misterlab, musissy, sweswiss, kj55, alexfgarcia, Sven, A.M. and 1 other like this

• may i buy you a cocktail?

- alcohol is bad for my legs.

• do they swell?

- no. they spread

aleksnom, mjf, stussen, rgray007, misterlab, Bigi, sweswiss, kj55, againandagain, claudia and 7 others like this

Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your shadow leaves you when you’re in darkness

kj55, schoggithaler, izzi, Lirpae.., fuechsin, anonyman, elinnolofsson, hebdifescht, pixtor, theredrabbit and 3 others like this

Tinky-Winky

Dipsy

Laa-Laa

Po

Wieso hab ich die Namen singend gelesen?

ZoJ, soene, laut, guido, Luenchen, 5011wireless, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

some good movies to watch?

kj55 and guido like this

overdressed and underfucked

prubton, rgray007, laut, ernstrose, 5011wireless, begrian, danielfrei, claudia, anonyman, fuechsin and 5 others like this

- hallo, schön dich kennen zu lernen! ich heisse Bernt.

• ich nicht!

hemko, rgray007, sweswiss, laut, ernstrose, A.M., soene, ZoJ, claudia, anonyman and 4 others like this

- ich ess keine Fische. Die pinkeln immer ins Wasser!

• kleine Kinder machen dass aber auch..

- siehste, die ess ich auch nicht

rgray007, musissy, t_treeman, 5011wireless, izzi, ernstrose, soene, elinnolofsson, Pesca, guido and 5 others like this

das junge Blondi würde echt ALLES für bessere Noten tun

ausser lernen

rgray007, musissy, izzi, ernstrose, guido, begrian and ZoJ like this

Everyone: waiting for the weekend

Me: waiting for my invention to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy

mjf, kj55, alexfgarcia, izzi, Pesca, Lirpae.., begrian and fuechsin like this

you no like my sarcasm?

blame barney.. he was my
mentor!

mjf, kj55, elinnolofsson, claudia and A.M. like this

life's too short for matching socks

Authlander, aehmpaeh, rgray007, kj55, t_treeman, alexfgarcia, Lirpae.., wallifer, A.M., begrian and 4 others like this

$amplitude of my week /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \_________________/ mo tue wed thr weekend$

prubton, ritacg, rochyronquillo, rgray007, FashTechNerd, bold, lander, sweswiss, _Nathalie_, mazzzz1 and 8 others like this

im Land der Zauberesel

2mathematikos, ZoJ, laut and suingomat like this

zeit
ver
sch
ieb
ung nicht vergessen.

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and begrian like this

Hat der neue Papst eigentlich schon Franzis Kuss bekommen?

jaykay, sweswiss, ZoJ, izzi, ernstrose, Lirpae.., schoggithaler, claudia, 5011wireless and laut like this

my cats name is Harley.

he drives me crazy!

musissy, izzi, elinnolofsson, poenky, 5011wireless and Lirpae.. like this

Wollt ihr was zum naschen?

nein danke, hab noch Krümel von Keksen die mir meine Mum letztes Jahr gebacken hat.

- coldmirror

elinnolofsson, ZoJ, izzi, Lirpae.. and laut like this

$\ | / - O - / | \ Brightness oooooo•••$

UserOne, prubton, mArk12, facelessSKY, hemko, Luenchen, hebdifescht, musissy, hellomikael, claudia and 10 others like this

reposted by satan and siouxz

der unterste auf der newcomer liste ist seit stolzen 12 minuten ein bolder..

hab ich was verpasst dass jetzt plötzlich so viele mitbolden?

musissy, claudia, daniellabrandt, RebelleFleur22, ernstrose, ZoJ, shugi, laut and Lirpae.. like this

a woman wearing a bikini is 90% naked and the men are so gently that they only look at the 10% that are covered

Pumuckel, A.M., musissy, kj55, vickkis, OscarLeverud, philseven, soene, Lirpae.. and wallifer like this

some boys are filling your hole

deathcapforcutie

Sven, kj55, Lirpae.., facethefacts and A.M. like this

GRAMMAR

the difference between
knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

lander, RebelleFleur22, kj55, alexfgarcia, musissy, poenky, ernstrose, laut, satan, begrian and 2 others like this

karieshemmend ist kein englisches Wort!

-> spotted on my zahpasta

hemko, musissy, laut and boni like this

das Glück der Erde kommt aus dem Arsch der Pferde

mjf, littlethings, Sven, daniellabrandt, suingomat, ZoJ, boni, pasquale85, feerilia, laut and 2 others like this

Nothing is older than the newspaper from yesterday

HelterSkelter, kj55, Lirpae.., musissy, tweetybird and izzi like this

Man
kann
auch
Alkohol
ohne
Spass
haben

emma-freitag, HelterSkelter, A.M., Luenchen, begrian, Lirpae.., ernstrose, izzi, laut, guido and 2 others like this

das einzige Lebewesen das Heuballen in Äpfel verwandeln kann:

DAS PFERD!

Sven, poenky, hebdifescht, Lirpae.., musissy, ernstrose, izzi, laut, guido and ZoJ like this

Wenn ich meine Tests so intensiv durchgelesen hätte wie meine Bolds bevor ich sie poste, hätte ich vor der Matura noch an ein Festival mehr gehen können ohne durchzufallen..!

jaykay, claudia, ZoJ, laut, A.M., Lirpae.., pasquale85, Luenchen, musissy and 5011wireless like this

while writing this bold i carry your sister ower my shoulder because she's way too drunk to walk

tweetybird, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

and guess who gets to answer to all his weird questions? Me.

mjf, littlethings, kj55 and wallifer like this

with all these excitement about the new pope, I almost forgot there is no God.

ernstrose, 5011wireless, tweetybird, wallifer, izzi and A.M. like this

when the lights are on but nobody's home,

that's how my head and me are feeling right now

kj55, Lirpae.., begrian and tweetybird like this

think before you
dig!

kj55, JJNYC and Lirpae.. like this

have you ever missed someone so much you feel physically sick?

kj55, tweetybird, fuechsin, Lirpae.. and A.M. like this

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry selfish and unforgiving
you don't owe anyone explanation for taking care of yourself

kj55, JJNYC, fuechsin, Lirpae.. and satan like this

sich vornehmen dass man den ganzen Tag schlechte Laune haben will..

aehmpaeh, izzi and laut like this

keine Macht den Drogen
oder
Keine macht den Trogen?

ZoJ, 5011wireless and laut like this

Guys, you should get followers because of your posts, not because of your picture..

just saying

kj55, ernstrose, alexfgarcia, JJNYC, mazzzz1, poenky, izzi, musissy, againandagain, Luenchen and 1 other like this

never borrow anything!
why?
-> you borrow something, you break it (what i usually do with borrowed stuff) then you have to buy it and give it back and in the end you paid but you don't have it.

mjf, izzi and wallifer like this

In meiner Tasche leben kleine Männchen deren Aufgabe es ist, meine Kopfhörer immer wieder aufs Neue zu verknoten..

hemko, schoggithaler, ZoJ, soene, izzi, musissy, Luenchen and begrian like this

canada + snowboard + Kim = Faceplant

mazzzz1 and JJNYC like this

izzi, Lirpae.., laut and ZoJ like this

E F F Y
O
R
E
V
E
R

n.schi, boni, anonyman, wallifer and mazzzz1 like this

it's not true that we are mature with 19! with 60 years we can still grow new chins

braucht der Papst jetzt sowas wie n 'work and study-visum' oder bekommt er gleich den Vatikanischen Pass?

t_treeman, hebdifescht, 5011wireless, ZoJ, izzi, begrian, soene, A.M. and Lirpae.. like this

$___________ | i'm not |_ | worth a | \ | thing | | | before |_/ |coffebreak| \__________/$

UserOne, mjf, ernstrose, atina, schoggithaler, satan, wallifer, ZoJ, A.M., againandagain and 6 others like this

reposted by UserOne

die dicken Kinder von Landau:

"Mamaaa! mein Donut hat n' Loch drin."

5011wireless, Lirpae.., Luenchen, laut, ZoJ, musissy, againandagain, Claudio and A.M. like this

FRAKTION TANZ >>

5011wireless, haekaru and Lirpae.. like this

wiso Fruchtzwerge? wenn ich wachsen will nehm ich lieber Fruchtriesen!

ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

ganja is awesome good feeling

hemko, laut and izzi like this

awesome good feeling

musissy, Lirpae.. and naebitnae like this

der Schweiusani werse-Aha-Moment

timovaknar, musissy, Sven and Lirpae.. like this

the awkward moment when you're together for a year today but one is in switzerland and the otherone in canada.

LauCloud73, mjf, musissy, izzi, begrian, Lirpae.. and wallifer like this

reposted by LauCloud73

but THE THING IS,

at the end they all wont give a fuck!

mjf, poenky, Lirpae.., marle and begrian like this

buy a horse, name it 'Miss Foxy takes the lead' , enter it in horse races

tweetybird and Lirpae.. like this

Become a teacher, make a test where every answer is 'c'. enjoy the show!

ernstrose, wallifer, Lirpae.. and soene like this

Mann: wenn ich Brüste hätte wär ich arbeitsunfähig, weil ich den ganzen Tag dran rumspielen würde!

hemko, ZoJ, izzi, Claudio, laut, danyol, Lirpae.., anonyman, musissy, A.M. and 1 other like this

Dein Gesicht sieht aus als hättest du letzte Nacht darin geschlafen.

hemko, schoggithaler, laut, Lirpae.., guido and ZoJ like this

i fucked up my life.. how can i get a new account?

mjf, misterlab, alexfgarcia, haekaru, JJNYC, tweetybird, Luenchen, laut, anonyman and greeeg like this

lieber e pagger im iisch als e pigger im aaarsch!

ZoJ, danyol and laut like this

schau mal in die Flasche wie spät es ist

ZoJ, anonyman, musissy, guido, izzi and laut like this

can anyone imagine what will happen when you fix a jam-bread on a cats back and throw them out of the window?

tweetybird and guido like this

do everything if there might be a reason to regret that you didn't do them..

well how about the things you regret that you did them?

anonyman and Lirpae.. like this

Spannbettlacken

hellomikael, ZoJ and laut like this

the only good thing that there are not so many people using boldomatic is, that our favourite nicknames were still available (:

MissLeija, tweetybird, NukeSkywalker, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

buy a parrot. teach him to say, "help! I've been turned into a parrot."

alexfgarcia, JJNYC, soene, guido, greeeg and TheChosen like this

run into a shop, ask what year we have, run out and scream:
it worked!
it worked!

amiMad, sabe08, BoldRecipes, tweetybird, lilymarlen, Lirpae.., anonyman, caitlinpittkin, bold and pasquale85 like this

reposted by sabe08

smoke more, bitch less

misterlab, mazzzz1, JJNYC, tweetybird and anonyman like this

sorry, no pics from me this week..
my mirror broke yesterday

ga_reb, Lirpae.. and A.M. like this

- Hi, a vodka please.
• We are at McDonald's, Mme.
- Oh then I'd like to have a McVodka!

Lirpae.., izzi, anonyman, ZoJ, musissy, shugi, tweetybird, danyol and Luenchen like this

Darf ich Sie hier mal an die Becke titten?

Flashy, kkim, annibunny22, laut and ZoJ like this

Das haben Sie aber gefickt
eingeschädelt!

feerilia, pasquale85, A.M., Lirpae.., laut and ZoJ like this

Lidl gibt die Nährwerte jetzt nicht mehr in kcal sonder in PS an..

jaykay, Lirpae.., guido, Luenchen, musissy and ZoJ like this

Zitat von meiner besten Freundin um 3 Uhr morgens während einem Gespräch über Gott & die Welt:

Äs het dä z gäld erfunde wo zweni Hüehner het gha zumsech Eier zchoufe.

Lirpae.., mir-jam, soene, musissy, pasquale85 and laut like this

and fuck
that
harlem
shake!

wallifer, tweetybird, ZoJ, againandagain, Luenchen, musissy and anonyman like this

80jähriger opa zu 80jähriger oma:

'JUST STOP BEING STUPID!'

spotted at robsonsquare, vancouver

greeeg, marcmueller, A.M., anonyman and tweetybird like this

coz' you gotta have faith..

anonyman, tweetybird and TheChosen like this

meine Tante pflegt zu sagen:

Leggins sind Taubstummenhosen, weil man damit Lippen lesen kann.

Sven, izzi, cobi07, bigdaddyflave, marcmueller, lilymarlen, ZoJ, laut, pasquale85, anonyman and 3 others like this

vor dem pfausen gehen habe ich noch gefenelet und ein Bettmümpfeli gegessen

dannach bin ich dann nach Hause geschlärpelet und habe meinem Büsi ein Gudeli gegeben

In der zmittagspause habe ich ein Rüblein gegessen und bin in die Glunken gegumpet!

hemko, ZoJ, mir-jam and anonyman like this

meine Lasagne grinst wie ein Honigkuchenpferd

againandagain, laut, ZoJ and mir-jam like this

Ich fühl mich unwohl ohne Kopf in der Strassenbahn,
deswegen lern ich kopflos Fahrrad fahren,
und ich weiss, wahrscheinlich mit den Jahren,
werd ich lernen dabei mein Gesicht zu wahren.

du bringst mich um

Schlaf und Verstand

ZoJ, _Nathalie_ and pasquale85 like this

• sie will andauernd über Aristoteles' Höhlen sprechen -.-
- du meinst Platon?
• ach der hatte auch welche?

ZoJ and _Nathalie_ like this

jo sali du wettsch au na as bizali malibu?
jo sicherlich du und alk macht mi spitz wie excalibour, hehe bisch luschtig
- danka - gera gscheh, aber zum figga mueschmer schu nu di ganz flescha hera ge!

who the fuu is 'baffled king'?

bingo
bongo jungleboogie

it's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist

BlownAWay, Sven, alexfgarcia, Broccolum and tweetybird like this

An alle Frauen die grössere Brüste wollen:

Klopapier nehmen und täglich etwas zwischen den Brüsten reiben..

-> Bei eurem Arsch hats auch geholfen!

ZoJ, guido and pasquale85 like this

Narumol

- das einzig wirkungsvolle Medikament wenn du fick und fertig bist..

againandagain, t_treeman, musissy, kkim, ZoJ and guido like this

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Turmspringer?

- je grösser desto platsch

hemko, Sven, pasquale85, musissy and guido like this

bold likes this

what did you expect?

poptankar, hemko, Broccolum, guido and bold like this

UNfuckingFASSBAR.

mjf, _Nathalie_ and AchimG. like this

ich bolde meinem freien Willen

pasquale85 likes this

bombing for freedom is like fucking for virginity

kolelo, tweetybird, guido, bold and svenZ like this

mjf likes this

color of your pants
+
the last thing you ate
=
your band name

Reposted from svenZ

der inder in der inderin macht kinder in der inderin

soene, ZoJ and pasquale85 like this

Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in vaChina.

Reposted from sirol92

Broccolum, svenZ and pasquale85 like this

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a Fuck any more.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

tweetybird and GaylrdSprFckr like this

All of us, we're going out tonight, we're gonna walk all over your cars.

The kooks are out in the street!

trug tim eine so helle hose nie mit gurt
<->

We are here to play two songs.

Don't eat yellow snow.

littlethings and wouters3 like this

Warning.

these tights are not pants.

bold likes this

zero one one zero one one one.

Got it?

Akatrine likes this

those three words

are said too much

but they're not enough

poptankar, hemko and naebitnae like this

why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9

izzi, Erdmannlibob and Junomea like this

If you seek Amy...

Sven and youckton.k like this

love is like farting.
if you have to force it it's maybe shit..

mjf and tweetybird like this