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I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

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Even if being gay was a choice, so what?
People choose to be assholes and they can get married.

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A random toddler just waved to me, I didn't wave back.

Welcome to life and it's disappointments.

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If you don't like gay marriage, blame the straight people. They're the ones keep having gay babies.

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My hungover breakfast special
I call it - egg's what the fuck

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Penises are like a rubik's cube.
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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I don't understand how my room gets so messy when I sit in one spot with my laptop all day.

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