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If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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run into a shop, ask what year we have, run out and scream:
it worked!
it worked!

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