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A Swede lost in Switzerland

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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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A big cock is a small comfort for a poor family

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In Sweden we have Easter Witches.
In Switcerland we have Easter Bunnies.
Why can't I have a Bitchin' Bunny for Easter?

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"He who asks is an idiot for 5 minutes, but he who does not ask remains a idiot forever."
(Chinese proverb)

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Just woke up and realised that Absolut Vodka stole my memories from last night! I'm gonna sue the bastards for stealing & fucking with my life

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I see dead people

Oh! I forgot, its Easter

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I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with "GUESS" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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Twitter is for people who can't shut up - even when they are alone

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