FreakyDeaky's Posts

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

#the, #center, #of, #my, #heart, #is, #a, #suburb, #to, #brain

sidhelf, ErikSmit, driver_bwl, eulekauzig, EssayLandscape, janem803, ZeepBella, nipase, ChrisRota and springfire like this

I don't think outside the box; I can think of what I can do with the box.

#box, #thinking

sidhelf, ErikSmit, ZeepBella, nipase, ChrisRota, springfire and sudeshnarocks like this

F*ck your bad vibes.

#Bad, #vibes, #and, #shit

sidhelf, eulekauzig, janem803, springfire, sudeshnarocks and ChrisRota like this

Iam
not
smart
about
boys.

#Boys, #suck

eulekauzig, nipase, springfire, sudeshnarocks and ChrisRota like this

You never get bored with YouTube.

#YouTube

BoldDelight, springfire, sudeshnarocks and ChrisRota like this

Don't make me angry kiss you.

#Mwah, #xoxoxox

ZeepBella, nipase, springfire, sudeshnarocks and ChrisRota like this

Underneath this veneer, slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded.
I'm a complete disaster.

#a, #walking, #disaster, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, ZeepBella, springfire, Fionacatherine and ChrisRota like this

It's not called lying...

we are just going to postpone the truth for a better day.

#A, #Brand, #new, #lie

eulekauzig, janem803, springfire, Fionacatherine and ChrisRota like this

I live a dramatic life,

it's just yet on tv yet.

#Girl, #on, #TV

zefrances, JodieT, MyM, springfire, CityCharacter, janem803 and ThoughtBoy like this

The human body is 90% water so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety?

#Anxious, #Cucumbers

JMBis, BoldDelight, zefrances, timothy21, MyM, EssayLandscape, springfire, CityCharacter and ThoughtBoy like this

Whoever did Voodoo on my life can chill now,

I learned my lesson.

#Witch, #juju, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, Viciouse31, Fionacatherine, zefrances, JodieT, timothy21, MyM, springfire, CityCharacter, janem803 and 1 other like this

reposted by Viciouse31

•Stop petting my peeves•

#pet, #peeves

Viciouse31, JodieT, Phantomist, MyM, EssayLandscape, Authlander, springfire, CityCharacter, janem803 and ThoughtBoy like this

"We don't lick people"

Lies adults tell kids.

#Blow, #jobs, #and, #handjobs

JMBis, gnome44, juliettebravo, BoldDelight, zefrances, JodieT, Phantomist, springfire, janem803, ThoughtBoy and 1 other like this

* I'm tired of being fucked in ways that don't end in an orgasm*

#fucked, #too, #many, #times, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, comanzatara, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, zefrances, nipase, timothy21, MyM, janem803, springfire and 1 other like this

reposted by stargater

Let's see,

which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layer of sarcasm today?

#a, #healthy, #side, #dish, #called, #psychosis

JMBis, bisdenndann, eulekauzig, juliettebravo, BoldDelight, JodieT, nipase, timothy21, EssayLandscape, springfire and 3 others like this

Blood type:

Matte black with a hint of gold.

#blood, #type, #and, #vampires

eulekauzig, juliettebravo, BoldDelight, JodieT, timothy21, springfire, janem803 and ThoughtBoy like this

°Headphones on

World Off °

#Bohemian, #rhapsody

crafty, eulekauzig, nipase, springfire, Authlander, swatchUSA, ChrisRota and janem803 like this

You never know what you've until...

You clean your room.

#Summer, #cleaning, #boot, #camp

crafty, eulekauzig, nipase, springfire, jmb, MyM, kenwats, juliettebravo, swatchUSA and ChrisRota like this

• Autocorrect is the Freudian slip of 2018•

#Freudian, #theory

crafty, eulekauzig, nipase, JannatArora and swatchUSA like this

• Stress is optional, adversity is inevitable•

#optional, #stress

Phantomist, Andromenadda, eulekauzig, springfire, janem803, JannatArora and JodieT like this

I'm going to make a Voodoo Doll- of myself.

And then give it a back rub.

#Voodoo, #magick, @springfire

Phantomist, JannatArora, MyM, JodieT, juliettebravo, janem803, springfire and Fionacatherine like this

I had my patience tested.

Negative.

#Positively, #negative

JMBis, Authlander, perellano, springfire, dor1316, FutureFeel, EssayLandscape, eulekauzig, JannatArora, MyM and 4 others like this

reposted by FutureFeel

What's a Queen without her king?

Well, Historically speaking, more powerful.

#No, #man, #cry

JMBis, JannatArora, MyM, JodieT, sunnys, janem803, Fionacatherine and CityCharacter like this

If I die all I know is I'm a mothafuckin legend.

#Born, #a, #legend, #die

JannatArora and JodieT like this

It's not supposed to be easy
That's why it feels so FUCKING GOOD...

#HotHotHot, #fuck, #me, #hard, #good

JannatArora, JodieT, Ziya, timothy21 and kenwats like this

Don't be silly,...
it's Hot,
You'll Burn.

#HotHotHot, #hot, #touch

Phantomist, JodieT, Ziya, timothy21, janem803 and kenwats like this

I'm single as a dollar and I'm not looking for change..

#Spare, #me, #some, #change

Phantomist, busylizzie, Bettydent, KnightofSIAL, JodieT, AnneLo, Floki, crafty, JannatArora, deveshtulsi247 and 15 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Viciouse31, miffy, myownboss, Mathilda, siouxz and schnudelhupf

In MeMoRy
Of
WhEn
I cArEd.

#fuck, #memories

MenandYou, janem803, kenwats, GreatSmile, springfire and CityCharacter like this

I don't spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

#Lady, #in, #the, #street

eulekauzig, janem803, kenwats, springfire, CityCharacter, MyM, Fionacatherine and nipase like this

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

#Art, #of, #war

Phantomist, emox, EssayLandscape, Andromenadda, janem803, GreatSmile, springfire, CityCharacter, juliettebravo, jmb and 2 others like this

Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy.

#my, #memoir, #autopsy

BoldDelight, Andromenadda, GreatSmile, CityCharacter and Fionacatherine like this

Be a unicorn,

not a twatopotamus.

#Unicorns, #and, #hippos

Andromenadda, janem803, GreatSmile, CityCharacter, Fionacatherine and nipase like this

I don't just kiss people.

kisses aren't just with me.

#Kiss, #me

GreatSmile and CityCharacter like this

You're a hot mess

At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter.

#HotHotHot, #HotHotHot.., #fireworks, #and, #glitter

Fionacatherine, MyM, janem803 and springfire like this

Is it just me or your dick looks hot for a blow job??

#HotHotHot, #...Blow, #job.

petegutz2 and janem803 like this

Did the hole in the ozone layer get bombed?

#HotHotHot, #hot, #for, #ozone, #layer

MyM likes this

Hotness is uniqueness and just being yourself...

That's hot.

#HotHotHot, #New, #motto, #for, #hot

MyM, janem803 and springfire like this

"If I'm going to be a mess I may as well be a hot mess."

#HotHotHot, #HotHotHot..., #Hot, #mess, #and, #a

Ziya, MyM, janem803, Campo and springfire like this

I'd like to take a moment and apologise-
for my hotness is causing all this global warming.

#HotHotHot, #global, #warming, #hotness

Phantomist, sunnys, MenandYou, Ziya, MyM and springfire like this

I don't flirt with disasters....

I fucking give them orgasms .

#HotHotHot, #hotness, #with, #orgasms, @MyM

Phantomist, Ziya, MyM, janem803 and BoldDelight like this

With great hotness
comes great responsibility...

#HotHotHot

Ziya, MyM and springfire like this

Life's too short to wear mediocre underwear.

#HotHotHot, #mediocre, #underwear

petegutz2, MyM and janem803 like this

Never underestimate the power of sexy lingerie on a bad day...

#HotHotHot

eulekauzig, MyM and janem803 like this

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.
but it's hard..
so hard...

#HotHotHot

jmb, MyM and janem803 like this

It's Friday

Time to go and make stories for Monday.

#Friday, #night, #shenanigans

eulekauzig, springfire and petegutz2 like this

I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka.

#Willy, #Wonka, #and, #the, #chocolate, #factory

ChrisRota, BoldDelight and sudeshnarocks like this

I'm a wallflower with a mix of femme fatal.

#memoir, #stuff

Phantomist, harlequina, Fionacatherine, jmb, projecto, eulekauzig and sudeshnarocks like this

reposted by eulekauzig, BG_r and invalid

Have you looked at the world lately??

It's not exactly on its best behavior.

#Behavioral, #therapy

MenandYou, janem803, sudeshnarocks and springfire like this

My Summer,

Side walk fantasies and air conditioned nightmares.

springfire, sudeshnarocks, zefrances and petegutz2 like this

People are the best show in the world.

And you don't even pay for the ticket.

#All, #the, #worlds, #a, #stage

springfire, Hank-the-knife, MyM, nipase, juliettebravo, janem803, sudeshnarocks, zefrances and ManuTiger like this

Year

(n) A period of three hundred and sixty five disappointments.

#It's, #a, #good, #year

springfire, Fionacatherine, nipase, Vandtastic, sudeshnarocks, zefrances and petegutz2 like this

Zombies

(n) The only men who will love you for your brains.

#Zombie, #love

springfire, Vandtastic, sudeshnarocks, zefrances and jmb like this

Twinkle, twinkle
little star...
point me to the nearest bar.

#Barology

springfire, sudeshnarocks, zefrances and jmb like this

Shortest Horror story ever.

Sold out.

#Best, #horror, #story

Campo, janem803 and sudeshnarocks like this

Life is short

Buy the artwork

Drink the wine

Order the dessert

#new, #motto

eulekauzig, sudeshnarocks and zefrances like this

I
Don't
Make
Mistakes
I Date them.

#Making, #and, #dating, #mistakes

eulekauzig, nipase, sudeshnarocks, zefrances and jmb like this

#New, #profile

sudeshnarocks likes this

Hang on,
I'm still trying to decide whether I don't give a shit or If I don't give a fuck.

#No, #more, #fucks, #to, #give

nipase, janem803 and sudeshnarocks like this

Dating after 30 is like:

Are we doing this or not?

I got shit to do.

#Dating, #and, #shit

nipase, juliettebravo and janem803 like this

Most people have "ah ha" moments I have " oh for fuck's sake, fuck this shit"
moments.

#life, #as, #we, #know, #it.

eulekauzig, nipase, janem803 and sudeshnarocks like this

And
so
another
week
without me
becoming
unexpectedly
rich

#No, #honey, #money

janem803 likes this

Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac

#I.Q

Phantomist, eulekauzig and janem803 like this

Aquarius people like to take long walks... on Jupiter

#Drops, #of, #Jupiter, @jmb

crafty, jmb, eulekauzig, beingme and petegutz2 like this

Absofuckinlutely.

#Logolepsy, #vs, #Neologism

eulekauzig, crafty, Demetrius, janem803, springfire, ChrisRota, petegutz2, sudeshnarocks and FreakyDeaky like this

Because it's

Shop'o'clock

Somewhere

#Shopping, #and, #shoes

springfire, ChrisRota, petegutz2 and sudeshnarocks like this

Move over coffee.

Today is a job for champagne

#Coffe, #or, #Champagne

jmb, springfire, ChrisRota, petegutz2 and sudeshnarocks like this

Online shopping:

Because it's frowned upon to be in a store with NO BRA, sweatpants and a Glass of Wine.

#Online, #shopping, @petegutz2

FreakyDeaky, Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, beingme, petegutz2, springfire and sudeshnarocks like this

You were my cup of tea.

But I drink champagne now..

#new, #flavor, #of, #the, #week.

bold, Demetrius, Sherry89, jmb, petegutz2, sarcaSM and springfire like this

reposted by FutureFeel and flolow

"Some people don't go to heaven."

"You're certainly not in Hell, trust me. That's at my parents house."

#Hell, #and, #Heaven

jmb and beingme like this

"I think I'd make a pretty main dish."

#Tasty, #and, #delicious

Phantomist, petegutz2 and janem803 like this

Snaccident
(noun.)

Eating a family sized bar of chocolate entirely by mistake.

#Snack, #attack

eulekauzig, Demetrius, jmb, BoldDelight, beingme, petegutz2, sarcaSM and springfire like this

Bitchcraft:

The art of
pissing people off by telling them the truth.

#Warcraft, #and, #bitchcraft

petegutz2, Fionacatherine, jmb, BoldDelight, nipase, beingme, springfire and zefrances like this

Life's Status:

Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

#paperclips, #vs, #bobby, #pins

eulekauzig, springfire, janem803, zefrances and sudeshnarocks like this

You
Can't
Photoshop
Personality.

#Editing, #andPhotoshopping, #bullshit, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, springfire, nipase, janem803 and sudeshnarocks like this

And the Queen returns to her throne ...
at Boldomatic
# Don't stop Rebolding and Bolding# All hail the Queen.

#My, #Kingdom, #Boldomatic, @Aww!!, @sudeshnarocks

janem803 and sudeshnarocks like this

I'm a book whore.

I go to bed with a different book every night.

#Book, #slut, #or, #whore, #?

Demetrius, jmb, Hank-the-knife, janem803, juliettebravo, sudeshnarocks, springfire and zefrances like this

Yes,
no maybe so a sexual inventory stocklist??

#Inventory, #and, #stocklist

janem803 and sudeshnarocks like this

When I was a kid I wanted to older.

This shit is not what I expected.

#Growing, #up, #dreams, #and, #shit

eulekauzig, beingme, janem803, sudeshnarocks, springfire and zefrances like this

Sesquipedalianism.

That's when people use big words.

#Big, #words, #and, #stupid, #quotes

sudeshnarocks and FreakyDeaky like this

Life's a tangled web of cellphone calls and

# I Don't knows

#Tangled, #web, #of, #lies

sudeshnarocks and FreakyDeaky like this

Sometimes even the Devil on my shoulder asks " what the fuck are you doing?"

#sins, #are, #ugly, #and, #beautiful

eulekauzig, nipase, janem803 and sudeshnarocks like this

I've got thoughts
more tangled than my headphones.

#Thoughts, #and, #headphones

UserOne, eulekauzig, janem803, sudeshnarocks, zefrances and FreakyDeaky like this

reposted by eulekauzig

Take a sip of the universe

#Pink, #margaritas, #and, #Soul, #food

eulekauzig, janem803, sudeshnarocks and FreakyDeaky like this

I cuddled in closer to you under the covers and you kissed my forehead. Aah. Love and lazy days.
"I'll order a pizza,"you whispered, "and you can be dessert".

#Pizza, #and, #dessert.

crafty, eulekauzig, janem803, FrankFilocamo, beingme and nipase like this

A farce or comedy is beat played; A tragedy is best read at home.

#Comedy, #or, #tragedy

beingme likes this

Karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly.

#Karma, #Is, #going, #to, #be, #with, #you, #shortly

crafty, eulekauzig, chipdicks, janem803, beingme and nipase like this

Listen,
there is a hell of a good universe ndxt door let's go.

#A, #universe, #next, #door

beingme likes this

Humor, intelligence and creativity... Holy fuck that is so sexy.

#Holy, #fuck, #thats, #sexy.

Ziya, sunnys, chipdicks, BoldDelight, FrankFilocamo, Fionacatherine, beingme, nipase, eulekauzig and janem803 like this

Text me a dirty picture of your intelligence.

#Say, #Sexy, #and, #smile

perellano, SeanNoWay69, JMBis, Sirskitten, sirskitten1, karlokoenig, bisdenndann, jmb, dor1316, sarcaSM and 29 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, rachelkisses, FrankFilocamo, eulekauzig, darkstarzero, j1jacob, MakeUrChoices, karamojo, PublicScratch, karlokoenig and 1 other

I just came out as sapiosexual...

Talk nerdy to me.

#Sapiosexual, #flirtation

beingme and ChrisRota like this

I'm not a prude.

I'm just highly selective.

#Highly, #selective

eulekauzig, beingme, nipase, ChrisRota and janem803 like this

Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

#Haters, #please, #wait

eulekauzig, FrankFilocamo, beingme, nipase, ChrisRota and janem803 like this

Writer:

A peculiar organism capable of transforming caffeine into books.

#Writer, #defined

eulekauzig, FrankFilocamo, beingme, nipase and ChrisRota like this

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet. You'd best teach it to dance.

jmb, eulekauzig, chipdicks, swatchUSA, beingme and ChrisRota like this

Tell where you are hiding my voodoo doll 'cause I can't control myself.

#Voodoo, #and, #hoodoo

KnightofSIAL, eulekauzig, sunnys, FrankFilocamo, beingme and Ziya like this

reposted by eulekauzig

Dorian Gray had a terrible secret-he kept a portrait of Keith Richards in his attic.

#Dorian, #Gray

beingme likes this

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with the outer space, and the mother with closet space.

#Space, #and, #shitgeist

eulekauzig, FrankFilocamo, beingme, ChrisRota and Ziya like this

The only thing I know for sure about today is coffee. Everything else is wild speculation.

#Coffee, #and, #speculation

sunnys, FrankFilocamo, beingme, ChrisRota, Ziya and janem803 like this

Once upon a time, I was a nice, sweet perfectly innocent & great little girl. Too many people fucked my mind up, now I'm a heartless cold and not a known giver of fucks kinda bitch.

#Innocent, #sweet, #girl

beingme, Ziya and janem803 like this

I officially resign from Adulthood!
Decisions will be made using the Eenie-Meenie-Minie-Moe method & Arguments will be settled settled by sticking out my tongue.

I'll be at recess if you need me !

#Adulthood, #the, #sequel

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, beingme, -Juliane-, Ziya, janem803 and juliettebravo like this

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly googling How to do stuff.

#Mature, #Adulthood

FrankFilocamo, beingme, ChrisRota and Ziya like this

This is a bullshit free zone.
We do not apologize for any inconvenience.

#BS, #free, #zone, @Fionacatherine

Stig300, Beuncommon88, Vandtastic, perellano, Ziya, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, dor1316, EmpressTygress, Stokn and 8 others like this

reposted by DarkBlack

When I was a kid,
I always hoped the alien who found my balloon was happy.

#Aliens, #and, #Balloon, @MyM

Vandtastic, springfire, busylizzie, jmb, CityCharacter, FrankFilocamo, InfluenceNoise, JodieT, beingme, ChrisRota and 4 others like this

Meet me in outer space we could spend the night watch the earth come up.

#Sunset, #and, #Earth, #rise

FrankFilocamo, InfluenceNoise, JodieT, beingme, ChrisRota, Luenchen and eulekauzig like this

After one look at this planet any visitor would say 'I want to see the manager'.

#Visitor, #from, #outer, #space

BoldDelight, FrankFilocamo, InfluenceNoise, JodieT, juliettebravo, beingme, ChrisRota, Luenchen and eulekauzig like this

Nothing like the rain, When you 're in outer space.

#Out, #spaced

FrankFilocamo, InfluenceNoise, ChrisRota and eulekauzig like this

A poem about work:

Coffee
Blah blah blah blah blah
Work
Drive Home
Wine

#A, #poem, #about, #work

FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, zefrances, petegutz2 and Vandtastic like this

Happiness is... finding two olives in your martini when you are hungry.

#olive, #and, #martinis

EmpressTygress, zefrances and Vandtastic like this

I have two moods

1. Constant panic and worrying about every little detail.

2. YOLO.

#Mood, #swings

FrankFilocamo, nipase, zefrances, Vandtastic, janem803 and EmpressTygress like this

"Stalking" is such a strong word. I prefer" Intense Research of an Individual"

#Stalking, #has, #a, #new, #name

Vandtastic, EmpressTygress and janem803 like this

My new Year's Resolution is to be a skinny bitch...actually just skinny, I'm already a bitch.

#Skinnilicious, #menu

FrankFilocamo, zefrances, Vandtastic and EmpressTygress like this

Dear Life,

I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair.

So please stop teaching me that lesson.

#Life, #is, #unfair

eulekauzig, nipase, janem803, JodieT, Vandtastic, DominicLomax, beingme, CityCharacter and InfluenceNoise like this

Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a tiara, a diary, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

#Harry, #potter, #and, #who, #should, #must, #not, #be, #named.

eulekauzig, KnightofSIAL, JodieT, Vandtastic and beingme like this

She's got that whole magic driven gypsy warrior, soul witch bitch type of vibe.

#Curses, #and, #kisses, #all, #the, #way, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, OscarHiggins, Fionacatherine, JodieT, Vandtastic, sudeshnarocks, beingme, InfluenceNoise and CityCharacter like this

Dear Mother Nature,

get back on your med, pop open a bottle of wine and start thinking warm happy thoughts.

#It's, #the, #thought, #that, #counts, @Fionacatherine

Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, beingme, InfluenceNoise and CityCharacter like this

Love is a blind whore with a mental disease and no sense of humor.

#In, #Love, #with, #a, #whore

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, DominicLomax, beingme and CityCharacter like this

Life's amazing when you 're missing the point.

#please, #miss, #the, #point, #dear, #life

KnightofSIAL and beingme like this

My demons can't swim in whisky. But they sure try.

#Demons, #and, #whisky

emiledi77, ZeepBella, beingme, Vandtastic, InfluenceNoise and nipase like this

Everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening expensive or impossible.

#Immoral, #and, #Expensive

eulekauzig, ZeepBella, beingme, Vandtastic, InfluenceNoise and nipase like this

Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can't get the straw in the hole anymore you 've had enough.

#Capri, #Sun, #Pouches, #makeover

ZeepBella, beingme, Vandtastic, InfluenceNoise, Fionacatherine and janem803 like this

Today is the kind of day where I wish Vodka came out of my shower.

#Vodka, #shower, #please

beingme, Vandtastic, InfluenceNoise and juliettebravo like this

Red bull and Vodka

Because you want to be wide awake for this mistake!

#BFFS, #Vodka, #and, #Red, #Bull

ZeepBella, beingme, Vandtastic and InfluenceNoise like this

Can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep.

#Ssleepover, #and, #hangovers

eulekauzig, ZeepBella, beingme, Vandtastic and InfluenceNoise like this

Lord,
Give me coffee to change the things I can change and Vodka,to accept the things I can't.

#Coffee, #and, #Vodka

ZeepBella, beingme, Vandtastic, nipase and InfluenceNoise like this

Dear Vodka "Russian standards", we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

#Russian, #standard, #vodka

eulekauzig, beingme, InfluenceNoise and nipase like this

I accept apologies in the form of cupcakes, cash or vodka.

#Apology, #accepted

beingme, Vandtastic, juliettebravo, InfluenceNoise and MyM like this

I rather be someone's shot of whisky than everyone's cup of tea.

#Whisky, #or, #tea?, @Deborah.A

ChrisRota, eulekauzig, KnightofSIAL, ZeepBella, wizeoldsoul, beingme, Vandtastic, InfluenceNoise and nipase like this

reposted by anaba_drizzy

Stop global warming I need ice for my martini.

#Iced, #Martini

beingme, Vandtastic and InfluenceNoise like this

I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini.

#Dry, #martini, #and, #a, #dirty, #mind

beingme and InfluenceNoise like this

Happiness is...finding two olives in your martini when you are hungry.

#2, #olives, #and, #a, #martini

beingme and InfluenceNoise like this

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever.

#Trippy, #and, #happy

eulekauzig, beingme, nipase, InfluenceNoise and MyM like this

You 're absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something.

#Description, #needed

beingme and InfluenceNoise like this

I connect the psychedelic dimension to the dimension of inspiration and dreams.

#Make, #the, #connection

beingme, Fionacatherine and ChrisRota like this

To fathom hell or soar angelic just take a pinch of psychedelic.

#Pinch, #of, #reality

beingme, Fionacatherine and ChrisRota like this

It's kinda sun-bleached and psychedelic, with a little bit of folk or country.

#Sun, #bleached, #and, #cosmic, #rays

beingme, InfluenceNoise and ChrisRota like this

I stay high because the world is so low.

#High, #on, #life

beingme, InfluenceNoise and Fionacatherine like this

I bet she bangs like a fairy on acid.

#Fairy, #acid, #sex

EitherChaff084 likes this

Don't drink and drive

Take LSD and teleport.

#LSD, #and, #teleport

eulekauzig, ChrisRota and InfluenceNoise like this

You 're a bippty boppity
bitch!

#Fairy, #Godmother's, #wise, #words

beingme, Fionacatherine and InfluenceNoise like this

Sorry your horoscope didn't predict the change in your horoscope.

#horoscope, #prediction, #and, #expiration

Ziya, eulekauzig and JodieT like this

Let's look at the night sky filled with stars and find our perfect horoscope.

#horoscope, #skies, #and, #stars

swatchUSA and eulekauzig like this

Can I borrow your mixtape?
My horoscope says I need to fall in love with you all over again.

#horoscope, #love, #in, #the, #time, #of, #stars, #and, #bliss.

swatchUSA and ladypoetica like this

Saturday's are all about good vibes and great orgasms.

#New, #and, #Improved, #days.

KnightofSIAL, ZeepBella and InfluenceNoise like this

Star light star bright charge thy lasers in the night I wish I might destroy a world or two tonight.

#Battle, #plan, #in, #motion

InfluenceNoise and UserOne like this

Darling,
I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

#My, #favorite, #worst, #nightmare.

BoldDelight, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig and UserOne like this

Iam not Antisocial.
I just have a personal space bubble.
It just so happens that the radius is five miles long.

#Anti, #socialism

BoldDelight, sudeshnarocks and UserOne like this

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullshit.

#Polyglot, #and, #bullshit

sudeshnarocks and UserOne like this

'I told you so'

sincerly your intuition.

#Hello, #Intuition

peterpiper, sudeshnarocks, ladypoetica, nipase, eulekauzig, shankarrkn and UserOne like this

It's irnoic how our laptops or computers can function with a sentence like, 'open windows in safe mode' or 'Start windows normally'.... wish someone could program that in me.

#Tecnhophobe, #vs, #Technophile.

Fionacatherine, InfluenceNoise, sudeshnarocks, JodieT and swatchUSA like this

The blurred lines of my life seem to be stretching themselves into my reality TV shows.

#Blurred, #lines, #and, #Reality, #TV

InfluenceNoise and UserOne like this

I took a sip of his soul, the way I sip my diet coke.

#Paraphrenalia, #and, #Soul, #sipping

JodieT and InfluenceNoise like this

Let's have Intellectual intercourse.

NOW.

#sapiosexuality

FutureFeel, phuamaxx, JodieT, eulekauzig, InfluenceNoise, juliettebravo and UserOne like this

reposted by FutureFeel

I lose interest in people I'm dating even faster than the world lost interest in Google Plus.

#Anti, #socialism, #and, #BS

JodieT, InfluenceNoise, UserOne and BoldDelight like this

No, I checked my receipt.
I didn't buy any of your bullshit.

#Total, #BS

peterpiper, phuamaxx, InfluenceNoise and zefrances like this

We 're all just TV's, playing only the shows we want everyone to see.

#Reality, #TV, #and, #Channel, #No#, #505

eulekauzig, -Juliane- and JodieT like this

Music and books:

the original time-machines.

#Time, #machines, @ZeepBella, @eulekauzig

Krisargent, KnightofSIAL, fireflies, jay36017, locupleto, FutureFeel, -just.me-, dor1316, nipase, swatchUSA and 7 others like this

reposted by eulekauzig, -just.me-, FutureFeel, fireflies and siouxz

You 're happily married to isolation, But validation is your mistress.

#Isolation, #and, #Evaluation

pipp likes this

She wore expensive lingerie, smoking hot like the cigarette in her mouth. Her soul was lost, fueled by lies. Her heart glazed in frost. Clawing to keep me by her side.

#Frosted, #Heart, #and, #Broken, #soul.

JodieT likes this

Physical presence and intimate conversations still reign supreme.

#Idiosyncronacy

janem803, juliettebravo, zefrances and Fionacatherine like this

Please mind fuck me- there's no other pleasure more thrilling and sinful to which I agree.

#Mind, #Fuck

Fionacatherine and petegutz2 like this

Searching for a conscious, awakened and culturally connected spirtiual gangster.

#Spiritual, #Awakening

eulekauzig, nipase, Fionacatherine and petegutz2 like this

I get high on
intelligent
conversations.

#sapiosexual, #vibes

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, nipase, juliettebravo, Fionacatherine, zefrances and petegutz2 like this

In the sentence of life, the Devil may be a comma,
but never let him be the period.

#inner, #conscience, #vs, #the, #white, #noises

eulekauzig and JodieT like this

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

#Serviceable, #wit, #at, #your, #service

Ziya, timothy21, bold, Vandtastic, purplechill, janem803 and emiledi77 like this

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

#Clodplay, #and, #Nazis

emiledi77 and BiteSenior like this

Life itself is a universally fatal sexually transmitted disease.
It doesn't get any better than this.

#Life, #is, #universally, #fatal, @Fionacatherine

Phantomist, PipeLanguage, erikvisser, brngbckfirefly, petegutz2, FreakyDeaky, MyM, MarcellaA, timothy21, JulieanneS and 15 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic and redikryeziu

The art of seduction begins with a shot of tequila and ends with a shot of penicillin.

#Real, #art, #of, #seduction

purplechill and dor1316 like this

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich in monoploy.

#Media, #culture

streetmedic, sudeshnarocks, ladypoetica, petegutz2, Authlander, kenwats and SourceBlack like this

Be your amazing gorgeous beautiful self!

Stand in your sparkle and dare to dream big.

#Sparkling, #dreams

purplechill, sudeshnarocks, petegutz2, kenwats, SourceBlack and janem803 like this

Conspiracy
Theorist:

Nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker.

#Conspiracy, #Critical, #thinker

purplechill, sudeshnarocks, juliettebravo and SourceBlack like this

You did not wake up to be mediocre

#Wake, #up, #and, #smell, #the, #mediocrity

purplechill, sudeshnarocks, SourceBlack and janem803 like this

I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view.

#Hello, #Paranoia

purplechill, Fionacatherine, streetmedic, sudeshnarocks, juliettebravo, petegutz2, SourceBlack and janem803 like this

I maybe schizophrenic, But at least I have each other.

#meet, #the, #new, #me

petegutz2, SourceBlack and janem803 like this

The past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a spectrum of possibilities.

#Spectrum, #of, #possibilities

purplechill, sudeshnarocks and ladypoetica like this

Stil looking for grannys psychedelic pink neon coloured go go boots and a pair of rainbow coloured hippie earrings.

#granny, #hipster, #60's, @juneocallagh

phuamaxx, juneocallagh, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, juliettebravo and janem803 like this

I would like to thank my middle finger for always being there, sticking up for me all those times when I needed it the most.

#A, #praise, #of, #gratitude

purplechill, phuamaxx, sudeshnarocks and janem803 like this

Our experience of ourselves is paradoxical.

#Depersonalization, #is, #paradoxical

purplechill, aboybeyond, JodieT, sudeshnarocks and janem803 like this

The Earth is like a spaceship that didn't come with an operating manual.

#Intergalatic, #manual, #of, #existence

janem803, roosterbear and JodieT like this

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

#extraterristrial, #brain, #waves, #detected

JodieT, lyfe, Authlander and kenwats like this

Depersonalization is no longer so much a psychiatric diagnosis as it is a normative experience and a theortical stance. The problematic nature of the self has become a central concern of the contemporary mind.

#historical, #prelude

ChrisRota, eulekauzig, BiteSenior and Ziya like this

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the former.

#Schandenfreude

phuamaxx, eulekauzig, Authlander and JodieT like this

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody maybe looking.

#Jimminy, #and, #Me

phuamaxx, JodieT and swatchUSA like this

It is late night. I can't sleep. Everytime I close my eyes, I see before me a scene in which I stand helpless, mute, unable to express myself. I think of several things I could have said.

#Feels, #like, #insomnia

phuamaxx, sudeshnarocks, janem803, ChrisRota, JodieT, eulekauzig, juliettebravo and DominicLomax like this

Late nigh, random thoughts.

3 a.m coffee in a chipped mug.

Sleeplessness, silence and insomnia.

#First, #Haiku

JodieT, purplechill and sudeshnarocks like this

Time is like a drug.

Too much of it kills you.

#Untimely, #Drug, #and, #Death, @bitchnbabe

JodieT, eulekauzig and bitchnbabe like this

We have all waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they 're taking too long to come out.

#funandgames, #funandgames#, #Let's, #play, #hide, #and, #seek, @kenwats

idunowhy, EmpressTygress, kenwats, eulekauzig, JodieT, meohmy, sudeshnarocks and ChrisRota like this

Underestimate me.

That'll be fun.

#funandgames, #funandgames#, #New, #rules, #to, #play

HalfSearch, MyM, Vandtastic, BreathMiddle, Shea, Ziya, roosterbear, meohmy, EscapeNote, bitchnbabe and 11 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic and FutureFeel

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

#Shimmy, #Shine, #and, #Sparkle!

BreathMiddle, meohmy, ManuTiger, EmpressTygress, juliettebravo and sudeshnarocks like this

Follow
Your Soul...

It knows the way.

#Spiritual, #road, #trip, @kenwats

peterpiper, JodieT, human, juliettebravo, janem803, FreakyDeaky, kenwats, Ziya and Authlander like this

Just sitting here on the corner of Awesome and Bombdiggity.

#justsaying, #justsaying#, #Awesomeness, #and, #Bombdiggity

BiteSenior, janem803, prubton, SourceBlack, eulekauzig, FreakyDeaky, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, siouxz, Vandtastic and 3 others like this

If only my parallax, was paradoxical to the unparalleled entropy of my mind.

#Instransgient, #Soul, @Fionacatherine

SourceBlack, FreakyDeaky, Fionacatherine, Authlander, eulekauzig, jussayin, JodieT, EmpressTygress, bold and masacukas like this

reposted by masacukas and ayeshakahn

Unplug yourself

Eat ice cream

Walk in the rain

Sing out loud

Sleep under the stars

#homestories, #Welcome, #to, #my, #humble, #abode

Shea, juneocallagh, SourceBlack, bold, ErikSmit, eulekauzig and juliettebravo like this

I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people.

I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

#justsaying, #let's, #do, #this, #crazy, #shit!

SourceBlack, Stig300, eulekauzig, ZeepBella, jussayin and petegutz2 like this

Your future self is watching you through memories.

#Hello, #future, #me, @, @Fionacatherine, @Vandtastic, @Deborah.A

niniel, Acataphasja, Frankenvini, deputat, janem803, streetmedic, Orkid, shankarrkn, ManuTiger, nomaster and 26 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig, jupiter, Boldomatic, onym and Sledge

I'm so totally completely eyepopping seriously groundbreaking passionately deliciously in love with him.

#You, #are, #my, #bonbon, @petegutz2

janem803, FreakyDeaky, EmpressTygress, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, meohmy and petegutz2 like this

The universe is in your bones, The stars in your soul, it's never really the end.

#Never, #really, #the, #end

bold, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, Bettydent, petegutz2, JodieT and atheist like this

*Stars don't sparkle until you wish upon them *

#A, #sparkling, #wish

janem803, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, meohmy, petegutz2 and JodieT like this

Yesterday's
conspiracy theory is today's accepted history.

#Accepted, #history

bold, FrankFilocamo and Vandtastic like this

keep praying, even if you have only a whisper left

#whisper, #of, #hope

janem803, roosterbear, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, Shea and FrankFilocamo like this

belle àme
(n) a beautiful soul

#belle, #àme

bold, Fionacatherine, JodieT, sudeshnarocks and FrankFilocamo like this

A bad day in Paris is still better than a good day anywhere else.

#paris, #Je, #T', #Aime

bold, ellenicole, phuamaxx, FreakyDeaky, RulesOfLife, FrankFilocamo, atheist, JodieT, Vandtastic, swatchUSA and 1 other like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

"Paris is not a city,
it's a world."

#paris, #Discover

FrankFilocamo, swatchUSA, JodieT, juliettebravo, Vandtastic and sudeshnarocks like this

Paris exists to remind you that your dreams are
real.

#paris, #I, #Dream, #of

FrankFilocamo, juliettebravo, Vandtastic and sudeshnarocks like this

"But Paris after midnight...
is magic"

#paris, #paris#, #Midnight, #in, #Paris

FrankFilocamo, juliettebravo, Vandtastic and sudeshnarocks like this

It's friday night...Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle

#Friday, #night, #wine

JMBis, FreakyDeaky, CleoBe, HolidayChannel, atheist, locupleto, BeverlySandie, purplechill, bold, -Juliane- and 16 others like this

reposted by minomino, Luenchen, projecto and flolow

Reposted from revolte42

#Muchas, #Smooches, @revolte42

FrankFilocamo, revolte42 and jussayin like this

Year 2025:

Space drones, space balloons, flying cars, 762 mph trains, sleep in a petri dish

Adolf Hitler reincarnated as Donald Trump's dick

#2025, #2025#, #The, #Future, #is, #here

phuamaxx, revolte42 and FrankFilocamo like this

reposted by revolte42

Mission to save planet Earth

Success Unknown

Year 2025

#2025, #Mission, #Relocate, #Earth

swatchUSA, FreakyDeaky, Shea, mentalitas, phuamaxx, revolte42, FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, ChrisRota, EmpressTygress and 5 others like this

reposted by EmpressTygress, FrankFilocamo and uglyteen

Give enough time Hydrogen begins to wonder where it came from and where it is going.

#Hydrogen, #Life, @Fionacatherine

human, revolte42, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, JodieT, juliettebravo and ChrisRota like this

People are so alienated from their own soul that when they finally meet their soul they think it's from another star system.

#Another, #soul

human, revolte42, kristiina, BoomBangBoom, JodieT, meohmy, juliettebravo and ChrisRota like this

Part of a man's happiness is a good neighbor, comfortable chair and a spacious abode.

#myneighbor, #my, #humble, #abode, #for, #neighbor

FrankFilocamo, masacukas, DerWahrig and meohmy like this

I just put the earth in reverse.

Everyone time to undo your sins.

#Reverse, #Mode, #on, #buzz

FreakyDeaky, bold, revolte42, FrankFilocamo, shankarrkn, kenwats, jussayin and ChrisRota like this

Dream:/drem/-n.

1.a series of mental images,ideas, and emotions occuring in certain stages of sleep
2. An ambition
3.One that is extremely, pleasant, beautiful or fine.

#Dream, #are, #made, #of, #.. Dreams, #up

janem803, FrankFilocamo, phuamaxx, meohmy, jussayin, EmpressTygress, SourceBlack, ChrisRota and Shea like this

Bread for myself is a material question.
Bread for my neighbor is a spiritual one.

#myneighbor, #myneighbor#God, #Bless, #My, #Neighbor, @Fionacatherine

Authlander, DerWahrig, Shea, phuamaxx, Fionacatherine, shankarrkn, jussayin, Vandtastic, meohmy, JodieT and 1 other like this

"This is the chemical formula for love
C8H11NO2+ C10H12N20
+C43H66N12O12S2

Dopamine,Seratonin, Oxytocin
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any one of them can cause Schizophrenia, extreme paranoia and Insanity.

Let that sink in "

#My, #Chemical, #Romance

PueppiRazza, atheist, bold, Shea, kristiina, Vandtastic, Czar, ZarellaMe and dor1316 like this

Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.

#Ocean, #and, #Lighthouse

Shea, ChrisRota and FrankFilocamo like this

A grateful heart is a magnet for miracles.

#grateful, @SourceBlack, @JodieT, @DygytAlice, @swatchUSA, @kenwats, @Fionacatherine, @shea, @tide, @igmar85, @dor1316, @juneocallagh, @nine

misterlab, timothy21, ZeepBella, ElfiEdel, jmb, 2schaa, janem803, FreakyDeaky, michi26, shankarrkn and 49 others like this

reposted by SourceBlack, Boldomatic, karamojo, SwingChemical, dijana84, anttikar79, EscapeVisual, Marcella, ayeshakahn and jjjwww

Beautiful star soul...

For how long has your meldoy been whispered into the cosmic mind, raising the vibration of the worlds where you have walked?

#Beautiful, #star, #soul

m_R_s, Fionacatherine, purplechill, SourceBlack, FrankFilocamo, jussayin, EmpressTygress, sudeshnarocks and JodieT like this

You want to know what happiness is ? it's waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and see them in their most peaceful, innocent, and vulnerable state. They breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone's shoulder but their own. You smile kiss their face in the most gentle manner so as not to wake them. You turn back around & an involuntary grin forms on your own face. You feel an arm wrap around your waist, & you know it doesn't get any better than this.

#True, #Happiness

SashoKremich, m_R_s, phuamaxx, purplechill, SourceBlack, jussayin, sudeshnarocks and JodieT like this

Metaphysics is a restautant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food.

#30, #thousand, #page, #menu

Ziya, Authlander, ladypoetica, m_R_s, purplechill, FrankFilocamo, jussayin and JodieT like this

LSD is a drug that causes insanity in people who have not taken it.

#LSD

purplechill, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress and sudeshnarocks like this

Memory is the scribe of the soul.

#Soul, #Scribe

revolte42, phuamaxx, mkereazivirwaa and sudeshnarocks like this

When shifts and transitions in life shake you to the core, see that as a sign of the greatness that's about to occur.

#Shifts, #and, #Transitions

kristiina, phuamaxx, ChrisRota, Fionacatherine, Demetrius, Vandtastic, jussayin, meohmy and FrankFilocamo like this

I'm late I'm late for a very important Redemption date.

#Redemption, #date

UserOne, revolte42, Fionacatherine, FrankFilocamo, jussayin, ChrisRota, kenwats and sudeshnarocks like this

reposted by EscapeNote

The Specials

Ghost Town

why?

Friday night Saturday morning

#The, #Specials

sudeshnarocks, jussayin and FrankFilocamo like this

The best proof that there's intelligent life in outer space is the fact that it hasn't come here.

#Hello, #is, #anybody, #out, #there?, @Vandtastic, @Fionacatherine

revolte42, kristiina, shankarrkn, phuamaxx, meohmy, Fionacatherine, FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, sudeshnarocks and DominicLomax like this

We live in a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea.

And you don't believe in miracles?

#Miracles, #Do, #Happen

sudeshnarocks, FrankFilocamo, meohmy, JodieT, EmpressTygress, dor1316, ChrisRota and jussayin like this

Why do we resist endings?

Because we are eternal begins.

Endings are merely interruptions, a temporary pause, in our eternal progression, which will one day seem small in the eternal joy waiting for us.

#resist, @creatorbeats

purplechill, Demetrius and creatorbeats like this

One reason people resist change is because they focus on what they have to give up, Instead of what they have to gain.

#resist

purplechill, meohmy and sudeshnarocks like this

The restaurant at the end of the universe didn't give me a receipt to time travel. It said to use purgatory for a better traveling experience.

#Time, #travel, #and, #purgatory

purplechill, jussayin and UserOne like this

You 're a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, What do you have to be scared of ?

#Ghost, #of, #my, #sins

Fionacatherine, kenwats, DominicLomax, EmpressTygress, jussayin and Vandtastic like this

One day... One day you'll find that soul that you can connect with on every level.
From your past to your passions. From your fears to your goals. From your hopes to your dreams. A connection on every level. The energy will be electric. The vibes will be undeniable. The chemistry will be insane. One day you 'll find that soul... And there will be no question; no doubt. One day you 'll find that soul, and you will just know it.

#One, #fine, #day

Colourbutst, ellifelli, janem803, kristiina, SaveJesus, That_Girl69, siwebi00, MyM, ZeepBella, juliettebravo and 12 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic and ChrisRota

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars.
We are made of starstuff.

#Orgin, #of, #stars, @Fionacatherine

Vandtastic, meohmy, jussayin, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, ManuTiger, kenwats, JodieT and Demetrius like this

Landed on your planet in another dimension.

#Failure, #to, #launch

ladypoetica, DomPerignon, mehr, bold, phuamaxx, purplechill, kenwats, meohmy, sudeshnarocks and Ziya like this

Don't believe anything.
If you believe in something, you are automatically precluded from believing it's opposite.

#Don't, #believe, #anything, #just, #say, #NO

phuamaxx, purplechill, kenwats, meohmy, sudeshnarocks, Demetrius and Ziya like this

Life must be a preparation for the transition to another dimension.

#Life, #in, #a, #fucked, #up, #dimension

Authlander, bold, phuamaxx, purplechill, kenwats, sudeshnarocks and Ziya like this

And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy,maybe it's you on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is just moving on.

#Happy, #Ending

ErikSmit, phuamaxx, Fionacatherine, purplechill, kenwats, meohmy, sudeshnarocks, Demetrius and Ziya like this

Atom consists of 99.99999999%
empty space.

That means the computer you are looking at, the chair you are sitting on, and you, yourself, are mostly not there..

How awesome is that?!!

#Atomic, #space

ErikSmit, phuamaxx, kenwats, Demetrius and perellano like this

Love is a riddle wrapped inside an enigma, guarded by the fairies and pixies. Who make us believe in the essence of love, which is just an illusion.

#Real, #essence, #of, #love

phuamaxx, Demetrius, purplechill, EmpressTygress, Mel.Filsinger and Hodir like this

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star.

#Advanced, #Monkeys

Phantomist, Save_____, ErikSmit, prubton, phuamaxx, aana, petegutz2, atheist, tide, TAALBERG and 18 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, hanna1, flolow, sawei, evol, jupiter and amanulla

It's an exploration, she's made of outer space, And her lips are like galaxy's edge, And her kiss the color of a constellation falling into place.

#Astronomical, #Love

purplechill, Hodir, Ziya, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella and Demetrius like this

I liked the loneliness of inner space, the sense of being forgotten by the world.

#Inner, #space, #and, #my, #peace

phuamaxx, purplechill, Hodir, Ziya, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella and Demetrius like this

"And then something happened.

I let go.

Lost in oblivion.

Dark and silent and complete.

I found freedom.

Losing all hope was freedom"

#Epitome, #of, #Perfect, #Freedom

Sirskitten, TyroneNZ, purplechill, Fionacatherine and Demetrius like this

reposted by Sirskitten

There are many atoms in a single molecule of your DNA as there are stars in the typical galaxy. We are, Each of us, A little universe.

#A, #little, #universe, @Demetrius

janem803, purplechill, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, Demetrius and meohmy like this

To blame all muslims
for terrorists,
is like blaming all musician for
Justin Bieber.

Reposted from pixtor

#We, #all, #are, #good, #people

ErikSmit, phuamaxx, purplechill and meohmy like this

There is no poverty quite like ignorance.

#Poverty, #has, #a, #price, #tag

perellano, phuamaxx, TyroneNZ, purplechill, bold, DominicLomax, ZeepBella and meohmy like this

You smell like hidden motives, get away from me

#I, #smell, #something, #fishy

purplechill, streetmedic and ZeepBella like this

They buried the hatchet, But in a shallow, well-marked grave.

#Bury, #the, #hatchet, #please

purplechill, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, meohmy, Shea, UserOne, juneocallagh and Bettydent like this

reposted by Bettydent

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less unfortunate.

#New, #toys, #for, #our, #ex's

purplechill, streetmedic, ZeepBella and meohmy like this

New Diseases of Whatsapp Users.....

1. Wrong post in wrong group syndrome

2.Non-reading earlier post dystrophy

3. Repeated posting neurosis

4. Late replying psychosis

5. Non-immune religionitis

6. Sudden disappearances.

#whatsapp, #whatsapp#User, #Diseases

juneocallagh, purplechill, ZeepBella and Demetrius like this

Whatsapp would be a disaster if "Last Seen At" was changed to "Last Seen With".

#whatsapp

purplechill, juneocallagh and Bettydent like this

Your bitch certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory.

#whatsapp, #Bitch, #certificate

purplechill likes this

Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous.

#Nervous, #monkeys

purplechill, sudeshnarocks and Bettydent like this

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

#Monkey, #sarcasm

purplechill and aana like this

You must be standing backwards,

because all I can see is an asshole.

#whatsapp, #cheeky, #bastard

janem803, purplechill, meohmy and aana like this

If you are taking things too seriously, Just remember we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

#whatsapp, #whatsapp#, #Talking, #monkeys, #on, #a, #spaceship

purplechill and aana like this

'LSD makes users lose weight.'
That makes sense.
It's kinda hard to get to the refrigerator when there's a dragon guarding it.

#Dragon, #roar

ErikSmit, streetmedic, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, meohmy, aana and Demetrius like this

American posters are dictated by contractual obligations. It's the curse of what we call the Floating Heads.

#American, #Posters

aana likes this

The moon has awoken, with the sleep of the sun,
The light has been broken,
The spell has begun.

#Find, #me, #a, #dream

meohmy, aana and Demetrius like this

As the caterpillar chooses the fairest of leaves to lay her eggs on. The Priest lays his curse on the fairest joys

William Blake

#Fairest, #of, #sorrows

purplechill, meohmy, aana and Demetrius like this

All wars would end immediately if the various chiefs of states dropped a little LSD.

#LSD, #squad

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

#Acid, #bombing, #?

meohmy likes this

I know they will be coming to find me soon. But my Stockholm Syndrome is in your room.

#Come, #and, #find, #me

meohmy, Mel.Filsinger and jussayin like this

My favorite thing is to go where I 've never been.

#Travel, #diaries

janem803, purplechill, meohmy, Mel.Filsinger and jussayin like this

The enemy always fights the hardest when he knows God has something great in store for you.

#Enemy, #vs, #God

Mel.Filsinger and jussayin like this

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G-spot stands for godforsaken.

#3, #phases, #of, #sex, #life

meohmy, Demetrius and jussayin like this

In case if you were wondering, the male "g spot" has finally been found...

It's at the back of a woman's throat.

#New, #location, #of, #the, #male, #g, #spot

kenwats and FrankFilocamo like this

...Genuine pathological openness is about as seductive as Tourette's syndrome.

#Seductive, #pathology

EasierSaid246 likes this

My bra unhooked by itself twice today. The horny ninjas are getting annoying !

#Horny, #ninjas

ZeepBella, kenwats and FrankFilocamo like this

Friendzoned+ Reject + No game = Single

#New, #formula, #for, #being, #single

EasierSaid246, Fionacatherine, BoomBangBoom, creatorbeats, idiomatic, sudeshnarocks and FrankFilocamo like this

"Erectile dysfunction" is such a harsh term.
Why not just call it " Sleepy PeePee?"

#Sleepy, #peepee

Fionacatherine, idiomatic, meohmy, Mel.Filsinger, FrankFilocamo, sudeshnarocks and jussayin like this

What idiot named it erectile dysfunctional instead of ballzheimer?

#EDS, #or, #Ballzheimer, #?

idiomatic, meohmy, Mel.Filsinger, ZarellaMe, FrankFilocamo, sudeshnarocks and jussayin like this

Diamond= forever/ jewel thief

#Jewel, #thief

idiomatic, FrankFilocamo and jussayin like this

Anxiety = fear/ control

#Fear, #and, #Control

idiomatic, aana and FrankFilocamo like this

This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises.

#Red, #Bull, #gives, #you, #wiiinngs

FrankFilocamo, TyroneNZ, meohmy and idiomatic like this

Eat like you love yourself

Move like you love yourself

Speak like you love yourself

Act like you love yourself

#mantra, #love

FrankFilocamo, purplechill, lyfe, kenwats, petegutz2, BoomBangBoom, idiomatic, Vandtastic, Mel.Filsinger and meohmy like this

The mantra for Life:

Simplicity, clarity,peace,kindness,
happiness and love. The way to live your life is to look at your past with understanding, your future with faith and your present with love, lots of it.

#mantra, #the, #right, #for, #Life

jussayin, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, idiomatic and meohmy like this

A mantra is nothing more than a collection of words strung together to create a positive effect.

#mantra, #schmantra

shankarrkn, purplechill, Vandtastic, jussayin, idiomatic, sudeshnarocks and aana like this

Remember my mantra: Distinct... Or Extinct.

#mantra, #distinct, #or, #extinct

purplechill, jussayin, sudeshnarocks and juneocallagh like this

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words.
The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

#A, #new, #G-, #spot

kenwats, JodieT and idiomatic like this

Guys get erections every morning right? The concept of " morning" varies depending on where you live, with the " morning line " basically spinning around the earth infinitely, right ? So does that mean that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years?

#Boner, #wave, #?

BoomBangBoom, petegutz2, EmpressTygress, meohmy, idiomatic and karatekidskye like this

I have no patience for a man that can't act like a man.
I already have a pussy, I don't need another.

#Act, #like, #a, #Man

purplechill, sudeshnarocks, Fionacatherine, dor1316, karatekidskye, Vandtastic and idiomatic like this

The ancient Greeks understood that when the Gods wished to punish you, they gave you your most desired wish.

#Mortal, #sins

Sirskitten, purplechill, karatekidskye, shakespehere, dor1316, JodieT, bold, idiomatic and sudeshnarocks like this

The VooDoo priest and all his powders were nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined,and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.

Mark Helprin

#VooDoo, #Priest

BoomBangBoom, karatekidskye and idiomatic like this

Supersonic
Bionic
Robot
VooDoo
Power
Equator ex
My chance to flex
Skills on Ampex

#Supersonic, #VooDoo, #Power

FrankFilocamo, jussayin and idiomatic like this

I have finally figured it out! Iam a VooDoo doll!
It's why I continue to get stabbed in the back & why all of the pricks are attracted to me !

#VooDoo, #Doll, #game

phuamaxx, meohmy, jussayin and idiomatic like this

Whoever has the VooDoo doll of me, can you please scratch my butt?

Thanks I'm in public and I cannot do it myself.

#Scratch, #my, #ass, #please, #!

jussayin, ZeepBella, meohmy, Vandtastic and idiomatic like this

In pharmaceutical speak, Psilocybin is known as an asshole inhibitor

#Asshole, #inhibiting, #drug, #discovered

Krisargent, BoomBangBoom, purplechill, supermom, sudeshnarocks, UserOne and idiomatic like this

reposted by Krisargent

Did Vampirism encourage Stockholm
Syndrome ?

#Vampirism, #did, #it

jussayin, Vandtastic, supermom, UserOne and idiomatic like this

Nihilsm= Existence/Existence x 0

#Nihilsm, #x, #0

supermom, sudeshnarocks, Vandtastic, idiomatic and jussayin like this

Crazy = Talking to oneself - (Cell phone + Ear piece )

#Crazy, #talk

supermom, sudeshnarocks, meohmy, aana, JodieT, idiomatic and jussayin like this

Your
face makes
my
Vagina
dry

#Help, #Need, #Lube

FrankFilocamo, purplechill, supermom, DominicLomax, sudeshnarocks, jussayin and idiomatic like this

Bureaucracy= Paperwork/ work + Polictics 2

#Polictics, #and, #work

supermom, JodieT, jussayin, idiomatic and Fionacatherine like this

Democracy= People/ Government

#New, #Government

perellano, supermom, JodieT, jussayin, idiomatic, Fionacatherine and aana like this

Monarchy=
(Ruler + Inbreeding) - Elections

#Monarch, #Rules

dor1316, jussayin, PaxtonTheGoat and idiomatic like this

#69

FrankFilocamo, shakespehere, jussayin, PaxtonTheGoat, idiomatic and karatekidskye like this

Study Tip:

Stand up.
Stretch.
Take a walk.
Go to the airport.
Get on a plane.
Never return.

#Study, #tip

shankarrkn, purplechill, Vandtastic, dor1316, jussayin, ZarellaMe, PaxtonTheGoat, idiomatic and karatekidskye like this

What part of p=4 {k=0} (-1)/2k+1

Don't you understand ?

#What, #don't, #you, #understand

Vandtastic, jussayin, kenwats, idiomatic and karatekidskye like this

Decompression = Saturday + Sunday / Monday+Tuesday+ Wednesday+ Thursday+Friday

#Decompression

Vandtastic, jussayin, idiomatic and karatekidskye like this

Modern art= I could do that + Yeah, But you didn't

#Modern, #Art

Vandtastic, dor1316, jussayin, karatekidskye, meohmy and idiomatic like this

Disappointment= Expectation / Reality

#Disappointment

phuamaxx, juneocallagh, Vandtastic, karatekidskye, meohmy, idiomatic and jussayin like this

reposted by shankarrkn

Shock = Expectation - Expectation

#Shock, #and, #more, #expectation

Vandtastic, karatekidskye, jussayin and idiomatic like this

Laughter= HA x3

#HA, #x3

Vandtastic, jussayin and idiomatic like this

Word= Picture/1000

#Picture, #+, #1000

FrankFilocamo, jussayin and idiomatic like this

Taxes= (paycheque)/Bureaucracy
+Roads+ Wars+Schools

#Taxes

jussayin, meohmy, supermom and idiomatic like this

Hindsight= Coulda+ Shoulda+Woulda

#Coulda, #Shoulda, #Woulda

Vandtastic, jussayin, meohmy, Shea, supermom and idiomatic like this

Veggie
hot dog = Mystery Meat- Meat

#Meat, #or, #no

Vandtastic, jussayin, meohmy, supermom and idiomatic like this

@$_+&++

FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, jussayin, meohmy, supermom and idiomatic like this

Death= Nap + Forever

#Death, #is, #forever

FrankFilocamo, supermom, jussayin, idiomatic, UserOne, sudeshnarocks and ZarellaMe like this

Denial= what I think - The facts

#Minus, #the, #facts

supermom, jussayin, idiomatic, UserOne and sudeshnarocks like this

Insomnia= 1:51 A.M + Eternity+ 1:52 A.M + Eternity +1:53 A.M + Eternity

#Feels, #like, #Insomnia

foenix, roosterbear, Vandtastic, jussayin, idiomatic and sudeshnarocks like this

All you need is

y=1/x L

x2+y2=9 O

y=|-2x| V

x=-3| sin y| E

#All, #you, #need, #is

FrankFilocamo, foenix, jussayin, ChrisRota, idiomatic, karatekidskye, sudeshnarocks, aana and meohmy like this

GAGA
=
(RAH)2 (AH)3+

[ROMA(1+MA)] +

(GA)2+ (OOH) (LA)2

#Chemical, #Romance

FrankFilocamo, roosterbear, jussayin, idiomatic, aana and Vandtastic like this

Hypocrite Generation

Stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo,
Love is just a quote,
And Lying is the new truth.

#hypocrite, #The, #Generation

ChrisRota, eulekauzig, Shea, Campo, shakespehere, Authlander, jussayin, meohmy, roosterbear, idiomatic and 3 others like this

reposted by EmpressTygress

Disease often tells it's secrets in a casual parenthesis

#A, #new, #kind, #of, #parenthesis

shankarrkn, jussayin, meohmy, karatekidskye, idiomatic, supermom, bold and EmpressTygress like this

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened

#A, #theory, #which, #is, #inexplicable

ChrisRota, jussayin, EmpressTygress, idiomatic and supermom like this

What we want is another sample of life, which is not on our tree of life at all. All life that we 've studied so far on Earth belongs to the same tree. We share genes with mushrooms & oak trees & fish & bacteria that live in volcanic vents that is all the same life descended from a common origin. What we want is a second tree of life, We want alien life, alien not necessarily in the sense of having come from space, but alien in the sense of belonging to a different tree altogether. That is what we 're looking for , "Life 2.0"

#Life, #2.0

ChrisRota, jussayin, SourceBlack, aana and idiomatic like this

reposted by ChrisRota

If we descended from space aliens, that's just as viable as Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, as far as I'm concerned.

#Adam, #and, #Alien

jussayin, supermom, SourceBlack, aana, idiomatic and EmpressTygress like this

Scorpio- Tupac is still live

Sagittarius- HIV was created in a lab

Capricorn-Shakespeare didn't write his own plays

Aquarius- Paul McCartney died in 1966

Pisces- Bush did 9/11

#The, #new, #age, #conspiracy, #theorists

SourceBlack and idiomatic like this

The Signs as Conspiracy Theories

Aries- The CIA killed JFK

Taurus- The illuminati & the NWO

Gemini- Elvis faked his own death

Cancer- Mk-ULTRA

Leo- The moon landing was fake

Virgo- The British government killed Princess Diana

Libra- The UFO landing in Roswell

#The, #new, #age, #conspiracy, #theorists

SourceBlack and idiomatic like this

The richest 2 % have more wealth than the half of the rest of the world. The richest 1 % have 43% of world's wealth. The bottom 80% have just 6% of world's wealth. The richest 300 people on earth have the same wealth as the poorest 3 billion (3,000,000,000)

#Show, #me, #the, #money

idiomatic, meohmy and kenwats like this

The Psilocybin
Diet

#Favorite, #diet

jussayin, PaxtonTheGoat, sudeshnarocks, meohmy and idiomatic like this

Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being

#One, #in, #a, #million

EmpressTygress, meohmy, ZeepBella and idiomatic like this

Advice from the Ocean

*Let your cares drift away
*Seas every opportunity
*Adapt to changing tides
*Surf life's rough waves
*Harbor strength and presevere
*Don't be shellfish
*Bet on a shore thing

~Love~

#Advice, #from, #the, #ocean

DominicLomax, Vandtastic, EmpressTygress, meohmy and idiomatic like this

Coffee
In
England
Always
Tastes
Like
A
Chemistry Experiment

#Chemistry, #Experiment, #gone, #wrong

FrankFilocamo, ZarellaMe, Vandtastic, EmpressTygress and idiomatic like this

I'm influenced by the music of the '60s. it's a mishmash of everything. To me psychedelic can be all the way to a DJ. House

Music can be very psychedelic. Flying lotus can is very psychedelic.
Even though its urban and technological, it's also mind-expanding, anything-can-go-mishmash.

#Just, #breathe

idiomatic likes this

This wasn't weirdville, this was fricking Wonderland. Alice here was all grown up, but she was still chowing down on too much of that psychedelic mushrooms.

#Alice, #in, #MushroomLand

Vandtastic, EmpressTygress and idiomatic like this

You call me Paranoid.

I call you Uninformed.

#Paranoid, #or, #Uniformed, #., #you, #decide

FrankFilocamo, ZarellaMe, EmpressTygress, idiomatic and sudeshnarocks like this

Raise

Your hand

if you think

The karma bus

is moving too slow

#Karma, #bus, #is, #on, #a, #roll

FrankFilocamo, ZarellaMe, EmpressTygress, meohmy, idiomatic and sudeshnarocks like this

Black as the devil

Hot as hell

Pure as an angel

Sweet as Love

That's how I like my coffee

#My, #psychedelic, #coffee

FrankFilocamo, jussayin, EmpressTygress, meohmy, sudeshnarocks, ManuTiger and idiomatic like this

You can't force someone to love you.

You can just close him/her into the basement and wait until he/she develops the Stockholm Syndrome.

#Stockholm, #syndrome

EmpressTygress, meohmy and idiomatic like this

The average person tells 4 lies a day or 1460 a year; a total of 87,600 by the age of 60. And the most common lie is: I'm fine

#Four, #lies, #a, #day

FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, meohmy, ManuTiger and idiomatic like this

If you apply an electric current to a pickle, the salt water in it acts as a conductor and will cause the pickle to glow in the dark.

#Glow, #in, #the, #dark, #pickle

jussayin, EmpressTygress and idiomatic like this

There is a psychological condition called "Koro" which makes sufferers believe that their genitals have been stolen .

#Did, #anyone, #lose, #their, #balls, #?

idiomatic likes this

You know you are in the Mushroom Kingdom when..

1. Mushrooms make you bigger
2. Pipes send you to the warp zone.
3. You keep finding gold coins
4. Stars make you invincible
5. Head-butting bricks is a good idea
6. Toad stools talk to you
7. Turtles attack you
8. Vegetables make you fly
9. flowers try to bite you
10.The shy guys are after you
11.You are after the princess
12. your best friend is a dinosaur named Yoshi.

#Mushroom, #soup

FrankFilocamo, campino and idiomatic like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

The reason why Rump Roast is called

Rump Roast is nobody would eat it , if it was called Cows Ass.

#Rump, #Roast, #or, #Cow's, #Ass

meohmy, karatekidskye, idiomatic, EmpressTygress, Vandtastic and petegutz2 like this

Hypocrites are always right

I'm a hypocrite and I disapprove this message

#hypocrite#, #I'm, #a, #HYPOCRITE

ChrisRota, juneocallagh, Vandtastic, karatekidskye, EmpressTygress, meohmy, idiomatic and PaxtonTheGoat like this

Life is a hypocrite if I can't live the way it moves me

#hypocrite, #A, #New, #way, #of, #life

FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, EmpressTygress, idiomatic and PaxtonTheGoat like this

A

Conservative

Government

is an

organized Hypocrisy

#hypocrite, #organized, #Hypocrisy

juneocallagh, idiomatic and PaxtonTheGoat like this

Sometimes
The
Nicest
people
you meet
are covered
in tattoos and

Sometimes the most judgmental people
you meet go to church on Sundays.

#hypocrite, #of, #tattoos, #and, #church, #goers

juneocallagh, Vandtastic, ZeepBella, EmpressTygress, meohmy, idiomatic and PaxtonTheGoat like this

I would rather be known in life as an
Honest Sinner, than a lying Hypocrite

#hypocrite

FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, ZeepBella, EmpressTygress, meohmy and idiomatic like this

I don't have a short temper,

I just have a low tolerance for Hypocrites and Drama.

#hypocrite, #Low, #tolerance, #on, #hypocrites, #and, #Drama

juneocallagh, swatchUSA, meohmy, idiomatic and Shea like this

The
only
word
that
comes
to
mind is
HYPOCRITE

#hypocrite, #my, #mind, #reads, #this, #word

FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, idiomatic and EmpressTygress like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

I'd rather spend time with a rough-around-the-edges-
sinner than a well-polished hypocrite.

#hypocrite, #a, #new, #type, #of

janem803, ChrisRota, juneocallagh, ZeepBella, meohmy, idiomatic and EmpressTygress like this

Hypocrite..

Hypocrisy is the state of pretending to have beliefs,opinions,virtues
feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.

Hypocrisy involves the deception of others and is thus a lie.

#hypocrite, #the, #new, #definition

idiomatic and EmpressTygress like this

OXY-MORON
(adj)

No matter how much you scrub, you just can't wash the stupid off some people.

#OXY, #MORON

ZeepBella, idiomatic and EmpressTygress like this

Ridicule is the burden of Genius.

#Ridiculous

idiomatic, EmpressTygress and FrankFilocamo like this

I don't do drugs and I don't drink. At my age I get the same effects by standing up too fast.

#no, #drugs, #drinks

ZeepBella, idiomatic, EmpressTygress, FrankFilocamo and meohmy like this

My level of Sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don't know If I'm kidding or not.

#Dangerous, #level, #approaching

shankarrkn, ZeepBella, idiomatic, EmpressTygress, meohmy and FrankFilocamo like this

Stupid people aren't annoying, they are free entertainment

#Annoying, #people, #are, #entertainment

idiomatic, EmpressTygress, meohmy and FrankFilocamo like this

reposted by Mikann

The optimist says " congratulations it's your birthday! Another wonderful year awaits!"
The cynic says "Congratulations -one year closer to death.

And the opportunist eats all of the cake while everyone's talking ;)

#3, #mistakes, #of, #my, #life

idiomatic, EmpressTygress, FrankFilocamo and meohmy like this

There was a knock at the door.

A battered looking future-me stood there.

'Next time I knock', he gasped 'don't answer'.

#A, #knock, #at, #my, #door

idiomatic, EmpressTygress, FrankFilocamo and meohmy like this

New York... when civilization falls apart. Remember, we are way head of you.

#New, #York

idiomatic, EmpressTygress and FrankFilocamo like this

I really think that we can put the nuclear genie back in the bottle .. or back in the lamp; which is how the story actually goes.

#Nuclear, #genie

idiomatic, EmpressTygress and meohmy like this

They say you are what you eat,but it's funny, because I don't remember eating a fucking legend.

#I, #should, #watch, #what, #eat

KosmicKarma, idiomatic, EmpressTygress and FrankFilocamo like this

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

#Jealous, #Asshole?

idiomatic likes this

Want to freak out your neighbors?

Name your WiFi....

"FBI Surveillance Van"

#New, #Wi-Fi, #surveillance

idiomatic and FrankFilocamo like this

Super Germ hot Super germ cold
Virus in the Petri dish, nine days old, Once the germ is caught, it cannot be controlled,Shortly now, the human race will all be growing mold.

#Super, #germ, #hot, #and, #cold

idiomatic and FrankFilocamo like this

I had a dream about you; you were a Zombie in a post-apocalyptic world. I was the only human left, you tried to bite me and I said no. We became good friends.

#I, #made, #a, #new, #friend

idiomatic, FrankFilocamo and DominicLomax like this

My friend think he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

#Onions, #vs, #Coconut, #who, #wins, #this, #fight

idiomatic and FrankFilocamo like this

I hate when it's dark and my brain is like "Hey you know what we haven't thought of in a while?"

MONSTERS.

#my, #brain, #loves, #to, #suggest, #crazy, #shit

idiomatic and FrankFilocamo like this

That awkward moment when you finish watching a t.v series and you don't know what to do with your life anymore.

#Brain, #dead, #mind

idiomatic and FrankFilocamo like this

And I grew up on a diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic fiction.

#science, #for, #diet

idiomatic, FrankFilocamo and Fionacatherine like this

I love the smell of don't fuck with me in the morning

#Smells, #like, #coffee, #spirit

idiomatic and FrankFilocamo like this

Sometimes we create our own heartbreaks through expectation.

#Expectations, #are, #heartbreaking

idiomatic, Fionacatherine and FrankFilocamo like this

I just made a cup of coffee and I can swear I just heard the beers in the fridge whisper

WHAT THE FUCK?

#Coffee, #Whisperer

idiomatic, meohmy and FrankFilocamo like this

I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use it's powers for good or evil.

#Good, #vs, #Evil

bold, Authlander, idiomatic and FrankFilocamo like this

I can run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts ;)

#caffeinated, #thought

Phantomist, Authlander, shankarrkn, ZarellaMe, ZeepBella, locupleto, FrankFilocamo and idiomatic like this

Tuesday is Monday's big ugly fat sister !

#Monday, #vs, #Tuesday

ZarellaMe, FrankFilocamo and idiomatic like this

Horror has a face... And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and mortal terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.

#fearful, #enemies, #of, #mortality

FrankFilocamo and idiomatic like this

What silence rules the ghostly hours.

That guard the close of human sleep.

#Silences, #rules, #the, #ghostly, #hours

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The subconscious mind is estimated to be about 30,000 times more powerful than the conscious mind.

#subconscious, #vs, #conscious

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Fall in love or fall in hate.

Get inspired or be depressed.

Ace a test or flunk a class.

Make babies or make art.

Speak the truth or lie and cheat.

Dance on tables or sit in the corner.

LIFE IS DIVINE CHAOS.

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It used to be thought that the events that changed the world were things like big bombs,maniac politicians, huge earthquakes, or vast population movements, but it has now been realized that this is a very old-fashioned view held by people totally out of touch with modern thought. The things that really change the world, according to Chaos Theory,are the tiny things. A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazonian jungle,and the subsequeny a storm ravages half Europe.

#Beautiful, #and, #Broken, #world

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When you get a taste of a real woman, the rest of the world never really taste the same.

#Taste, #of, #a, #woman

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"Mediocrity" doesn't mean average intelligence, it means an average intelligence that resents and envies its betters.

#Mediocrity, #intelligence

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The story of my life

I take her home

I drive all night

Time is frozen

#My, #story

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The Bitch slap

Keeping assholes in line since 1836

#1836, #a, #new, #revolution

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#turtle

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My pet turtle...
bitch slapped me .. No wait he turtle slapped me.

#turtle

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My heart is a turtle on a Monday and a happy sea turtle on a Friday.

#turtle, #happy, #days

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One often meets his destiny,
on the road he takes to avoid it...

Master Oogway.

#turtle

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Advice from a sea turtle

1. Swim with the current
2.Be a good navigator.
3.Stay calm under pressure.
4. Be well traveled.
5. Think long term
6.Age gracefully
7.Spend time at the beach.

#turtle

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I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said people will LOVE the ninja version of that.

#turtle

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My Prince is not coming on a white horse but on a turtle,
that's why it takes so long before we 're together.

#turtle

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A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that's romantic.

#turtle

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Take a walk with a turtle.

And behold the world in a pause.

#turtle

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I'm not an early bird or a night owl.

I'm some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

#New, #species, #of, #birds

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Coffee a warm liquid hug for your brain.

#Liquid, #Hug

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I drink coffee because without it, I'm basically a 2 year old whose blankie is in the washer.

#Burp, #coffee

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Teenager
(n)

Someone who is well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

#Definition, #of, #a, #teenager

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Earth is said to lie in the 'Goldilocks Zone' the region around a star where the conditions are just right for life.

#Goldilocks, #zone

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Good Morning
World
Your little ray of Sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

#Good, #morning, #world

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Life 42

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the Universe, and everything", calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years. Unfortunately, no one knows what the question is. Thus, to calculate the Ultimate Question, a special computer the size of a small planet was built from organic components and named "Earth".

#Life, #42

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Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

#Tacky, #shit

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Sarcasm
(noun)

The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent

#Definition, #of, #Sarcasm

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Forgive and Forget?
I'm neither God nor do I have Alzheimer's

#Forgive, #and, #forget

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You should eat some make up,
at least you I'll be pretty on the inside.

#make, #up, #for, #the, #soul

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I love to smile :)
I'm a happy little Fucker.

#Happy, #little, #Fucker

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It's called Karma, and its pronounced
'haha fuck you'

#karma, #fucks, #with, #you

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