Flockae's Posts

Whistling the Paw Patrol theme while work makes you feel like you're on a mission.

#pawpatrol, #work, #mission

Der Döner schmeckt ganz anders, seit der Typ angefangen hat seine Hände zu waschen

;-)

#nichtmeiner

guggigirl likes this

SCHÜGA
IHR WIXXER!

#Knöppel

Stats show that the average person has 89 times sex a year.

Looks like I'm in store for a wild December.

#stats, #sex, #wild, #december

prubton, emiledi77, -Juliane-, Sunshine123, dor1316, meohmy, hebdifescht, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

There's a girl called susy.
I don't know her but she writes me every week. So
I guess you could say things are getting serious!

#susy, #from, #boldomatic

prubton, emiledi77 and guggigirl like this

you know what -
this shit is getting crap!

guggigirl likes this

not sure if asian tourist

or professional hooker...

#bangkok, #ladies, #and, #gents

prubton, SimonLauper and guggigirl like this

IN
TRUST
WE
GOD

Bangkok, Thailand

#people, #nowadays

aehmpaeh and guggigirl like this

it's okay to not be okay
you're allowed to not have everything together
life is messy and it's okay to embrace that

Reposted from EmilyTudor

#thank, #you, #EmilyTudor

janem803, anjellica and guggigirl like this

It's nice to be fucking important.

But it's more important to be fucking nice...

#I, #fucking, #hate, #these, #tags

prubton, Sunshine123, perellano, nnekababy, Ms_Ntlebi, nano560, NukeSkywalker, guggigirl and janhosa like this

DU SIEHST HÜBSCH AUS...

LASS UNS EINE KOPULATION GRÜNDEN

prubton and guggigirl like this

AUCH WENN ES DICH VERBIEGT!

#deichkind

SimonLauper, little_hippie and guggigirl like this

BÜCK DICH
HOCH!

#deichkind

prubton, stefan_noth, SimonLauper, guggigirl, swatchUSA and aehmpaeh like this

IF A MAN SAYS he will fix it, HE WILL!

there's no need to remind him every six months...

#we, #will, #fix, #it, #I, #promise, @makalapua

DieDansken, prubton, -Juliane-, Sunshine123, Tanascha, hobgoblin, nnekababy, upupandaway, A.M., swatchUSA and 3 others like this

Wo ist hier eigentlich das 24h-drive-in-Cordon-Bleu-Restaurant?

#jemand, #muss, #das, #umsetzen!

prubton, upupandaway, ZoJ, Luenchen, Loupi4614, SimonLauper and guggigirl like this

Fühlt sich an wie Herbst

#scheiss, #wetter

PenSword72, carpentier and guggigirl like this

IF MONDAYS WERE SHOES THEY'D BE CROCS

#monday, #crocs

Tanascha, DonSpaccafurnu and dor1316 like this

LET'S
GET
WEIRD

#let's, #go

if you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying "look, I just need space" then you're wasting everyone's time...

#relationship, #astronaut, #space

carpentier and guggigirl like this

I WANT TO LIVE IN A MUSIC FESTIVAL FOR EVER!

#the, #world, #i, #wanna, #live, #in

PueppiRazza, swatchUSA, nano560, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

Phil
The
Power
Taylor

#darts, #phil, #taylor

guggigirl likes this

GO BIG
OR GO HOME

nnekababy, abe, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

WHY DON'T CANNIBALS EAT CLOWNS?

THEY TASTE FUNNY...

#bullshit

nnekababy, abe, begrian and SimonLauper like this

reposted by nnekababy

I USED TO TALK TO MYSELF

BUT WE HAD A FIGHT SO NOW WE DONT...

#bullshit

abe, jackass, jano, makalapua and guggigirl like this

#bullshit

guggigirl likes this

always trust people who like big butts

they cannot lie...

#big, #butts, #people, #lies, #trust

nnekababy likes this

I'm not anti-social

I'm
anti-idiot

#anti-cocial, #anti-idiot

guggigirl likes this

my girlfriend is like a trampoline

i don't have
a trampoline...

#trampoline, #girlfriend

abe, dor1316, jackass, A.M., MeMyselfAnd..I, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

THIS IS A
NUDE PICTURE

But the light
is off so...

#nude, #picture

dor1316, DonSpaccafurnu and Lirpae.. like this

I'M A BAD INFLUENCE

BUT... DAMN I'M FUN!!!

#just, #so, #you, #know

PenSword72, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

+

Sepp Blatter
der Alpen-Berlusconi

#world, #cup, #FIFA, #seppblatter, #berlusconi

swatchUSA, aehmpaeh, stefan_noth and guggigirl like this

You know you are ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Reposted from jano

dor1316, sera_la_dera, Lirpae.. and Stokn like this

IF YOU LIKE WATER, YOU ALREADY LIKE 72% OF ME.

#it's, #hot, #so, #kiss, #my, #water

brody, _Nathalie_, guggigirl and Akatrine like this

Dieses Wochenende werde ich nur einmal voll sein...

#dauerblau

nano560, Loupi4614 and guggigirl like this

WHEN YOU ARE DEAD YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD, BUT IT'S HARD FOR THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU.

IT'S THE SAME IF YOU ARE STUPID...

#stupid, #people, #surrounding, #me

PenSword72, begrian, dor1316 and Lirpae.. like this

TARANTINO AND
RODRIGUEZ DAY

Reposted from Flockae

#tarantino, #day, #3.0, #awesome

guggigirl, kaylababy, aehmpaeh and Loupi4614 like this

SCHÜTTÄ!

bis es nüme goht!

#schüttä, #bier

guggigirl and kaylababy like this

HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

As soon as you turn the lights OFF, start MASTURBATING.
No MONSTER wants to see that. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, softly:
"this is for you"...

#advice, #to, #get, #over, #your, #fear, #of, #the, #dark

I WANT
SOMEONE TO
LOOK AT ME
THE WAY
I LOOK AT
BEER!

#beer, #love

PenSword72, Akatrine, guggigirl, Babs_77, stefan_noth and nano560 like this

HIGH
VOLTAGE
WHEN WE
KISSED

PenSword72, Babs_77, Luenchen and little_hippie like this

BEER DOESN'T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS

BEER UNDERSTANDS

#beer

PenSword72, guggigirl, nano560 and Lirpae.. like this

IF I SAVED ALL THE MONEY
I SPENT ON BEER
I'D SPEND IT ON BEER...

#I, #love, #you, #beer

UsualMan, dor1316, PenSword72, soene, Loupi4614, nano560, tandasilva and guggigirl like this

reposted by UsualMan

If you want somethin' don't ask for nothin,

if you want nothin' don't ask for somethin'!

neighborhood #2
(laika)

Akatrine and jude like this

Heute wurde ich wieder einmal gefickt!

Jedoch leider nur vom Leben.

ZoJ, little_hippie and guggigirl like this

Hey Frühling!

20 Grad am ersten Tag ist wie Sex beim ersten Date - dass hält meistens nicht lange...

#spring, #sex, #frühling

ZoJ, NukeSkywalker, guggigirl and Loupi4614 like this

I hope one day
I love something

the way women
in commercials
love yogurt.

#women, #in, #commercials, #love, #yogurt, #so, #much

nnekababy, PenSword72, DonSpaccafurnu, jude, avant-garde, MeMyselfAnd..I, guggigirl and abe like this

reposted by nnekababy

#bullshit

PenSword72 likes this

Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it's probably shit...

#love, #fart, #shit

DieDansken, jude, evvelina, stefan_noth and nano560 like this

FROHE
KONSUMNACHTEN

#hab, #jetzt, #endlich, #alle, #geschenke

againandagain, Luenchen, begrian and guggigirl like this

• • • • • •
• • • • • •
• • • • • •
aspirin

#böser, #bööser, #alkohol

sophh, dor1316, PenSword72, beside, begrian, pasquale85, SimonLauper, Luenchen, avant-garde, guggigirl and 1 other like this

NOT SURE IF
I AM GETTING OLDER

or kids today are fucking retarded...

#NOT, #SURE

nnekababy, dor1316, abe, Babs_77 and begrian like this

IF YOU FALL
I'll be there

- floor

dor1316, cococaro, brody, Luenchen, swatchUSA, stefan_noth, guggigirl and musissy like this

reposted by swatchUSA

Me: I'm finally happy!

Life: haha,
wait a sec.

#life, #will, #challenge, #you

nnekababy, dor1316, jude, musissy, guggigirl, Luenchen and swatchUSA like this

Zu Weihnachten wünsch ich mir, dass ich niemandem Geschenke besorgen muss.

#weihnachten, #geschenke, #stress

pasquale85, stefan_noth, ZoJ, musissy, aehmpaeh, guggigirl and Loupi4614 like this

FICK
DICH
INS
KNIE MONTAG!

#scheisse, #müde, #und, #es, #ist, #erst, #montag!

summr, Babs_77, guggigirl, avant-garde and aehmpaeh like this

Frauen sind schon ein bisschen anders als wir Menschen

#frauen

aehmpaeh, fool, againandagain, musissy, avant-garde and guggigirl like this

NEVER FORGET
all you need is

a spring in your step
a song in your heart
and
a shitload of cash

#wisdom

sophh, dor1316, PenSword72, Stokn, abe, _Nathalie_, stefan_noth, begrian, swatchUSA, soene and 1 other like this

spanisch
Nüssli

#äntlich, #wider!

stefan_noth, begrian, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

I'M SICK OF
FOLLOWING MY
DREAMS!

I'm just going to ask
them where they're
going and hook up
with them later...

#dreams

dor1316, Stokn, guggigirl, fuechsin, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, Babs_77 and swatchUSA like this

Vergiss Osten
wo DU bist geht die Sonne auf!

#Sonne, #Osten, #Frauen

Babs_77, DonSpaccafurnu, begrian, ZoJ, nano560, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

OPEN FRIDGE,
nothing to eat

OPEN FREEZER,
nothing to eat

lower standards
AND REPEAT

#food, #problems

mjf, brody, guggigirl, Luenchen, begrian, swatchUSA and Akatrine like this

workouts and many many alcohol

#single, #life

guggigirl likes this

WE'RE HAPPY,
FREE, CONFUSED AND LONELY AT THE SAME TIME.

Reposted from RulesOfLife

#damn, #that's, #right!

Babs_77 and avant-garde like this

FEELINGS

ON
• OFF

#still, #trying

janem803, bold, kj55, swatchUSA, soene, tweetybird, Luenchen, avant-garde, begrian and Akatrine like this

reposted by swatchUSA

COLLECT
MOMENTS

NOT
THINGS

#memories

swatchUSA, musissy and begrian like this

You think you are too small to have an impact?

So than try going to bed with an mosquito in the room...

#mosquitos, #those, #little, #bastards

stefan_noth, Babs_77, Loupi4614, Luenchen and begrian like this

TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELFIE

#selfie

johanna22, kag, PenSword72, brody, againandagain, sera_la_dera, begrian, Lirpae.., Babs_77, guggigirl and 4 others like this

BELIEVE IN YOUR SELFIE

Reposted from Flockae

#selfie

betweenwindows, brody, dAn, Luenchen and swatchUSA like this

The
heart's
still
thirsty

#love, #heart

PenSword72, abe, bold, begrian, nano560, Luenchen and avant-garde like this

HOME IS
WHERE THE WIFI
CONNECTS AUTOMATICALLY

#home, #WIFI

stargater, abe, patricija, DarkAngel, mikey999, Stokn, allcwrote, lollip2, janaa, ElfiEdel and 22 others like this

reposted by brody, el-loco, saifmmmalawany, Melymel and betweenwindows

zum ersten mal alleine an einem konzert!

FRISKA IST DAS WERT!

#alleine, #konzert, #friskaviljor

summr, stefan_noth, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, begrian and soene like this

If oil is made from
decomposed
dinosaurs, and plastic
is maid from oil...

ARE PLASTIC
DINOSAURS MADE
FROM
REAL DINOSAURS?

#dinosaurs, #and, #plastic, #think, #about, #it

lnlellen, DonSpaccafurnu, makalapua, Babs_77, begrian, stefan_noth, aehmpaeh, swatchUSA and avant-garde like this

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

- Mark Twain

#stupid, #people

Campo, perellano, schoenf, UserOne, Spookydragon, kj55, baconlover251, dor1316, guggigirl, begrian and 5 others like this

reposted by WirelessJoo, jackass, JoAnn and schoenf

sag mal

"QUASI"

#"quasi", #ein, #lustiges, #deutsches, #wort

sera_la_dera, guggigirl, soene and Babs_77 like this

IF YOU SPENT
LESS TIME BITCHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU'D POSSIBLY ENJOY IT MORE

#enjoy, #your, #life

tweetybird, bold, swatchUSA, SimonLauper, soene and Babs_77 like this

I've learned
that pleasing
everyone is
impossible,
but pissing
everyone off is
a piece of cake.

#haters, #gonna, #hate

ElfiEdel, abe, guggigirl, begrian, Lirpae.., swatchUSA and tomislaw like this

Show no emotion.

Feel no pain

Reposted from Loredana

hannahe, Lirpae.. and brody like this

BELIEVE IN YOUR SELFIE

#selfie

jameshindu, nnekababy, johanna22, kag, JodieT, PenSword72, Stokn, allisonkay, bold, dAn and 4 others like this

reposted by Flockae, coreyhart and buglove

I got bored at work today...

So I started working to help pass the time...

#bored, #at, #work

Stokn, swatchUSA, begrian and musissy like this

Fuck excuses!

Learn to
admit when
you fuck up!

just saying...

#fuck, #excuses

shespeaks94, roshierman, scc38, mrsa, brody, soene, Babs_77, stefan_noth, lollip2, begrian and 2 others like this

reposted by avant-garde and scc38

If you feel unloved and unwanted just shout:

"THE DRINKS
ARE ON ME!"

#bar, #pub, #free, #drinks

Babs_77, stefan_noth, Lirpae.., nano560, begrian and soene like this

If you don't want to date me that's fine, I get it.

But you're wrong and I hate you!

#stupid, #dates

Lirpae.., musissy, swatchUSA, MeMyselfAnd..I and begrian like this

R
E F
L E K
T O
R

#ArcadeFire, #Reflektor

PenSword72, dAn, Babs_77, begrian, carriebees and Lirpae.. like this

here comes the night time

#ArcadeFire

PenSword72, begrian, soene, avant-garde, Laurahagebutte, musissy, stefan_noth and tweetybird like this

Mein Lebensstil gewöhnt sich langsam an mich.

#party, #single, #meine, #fresse

stargater, musissy, begrian, againandagain, fool, stefan_noth, Laurahagebutte, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

As i do more laundry,

nudists seem less crazy...

#laundry, #nudists, #crazy

RandiLee3, abe, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Mach die
Musik laut,
damit sie bis
zum herzen
kommt.

#musik

DieDansken, jaykay, soene, bold, musissy, againandagain, guggigirl, Babs_77, aehmpaeh, Luenchen and 1 other like this

CAN YOUR INNER CHILD COME OUT AND PLAY?

#childhood

abe, permanentwaves, jaykay, Babs_77, hebdifescht, brody and Luenchen like this

#wm

mir-jam, Luenchen, SimonLauper and mynameisasal like this

IMAGINE

If trees gave off WiFi
signals, we would be
planting so many trees
and we'd probably
save the planet too!

Too bad they only
produce the oxygen
we breathe.

#trees, #wifi, #oxygen, #world, #planet

janem803, -Juliane-, Fionacatherine, Nomi28, curvema, haiden_, juliettebravo, A.M., prubton, rhinstrom and 33 others like this

reposted by brody, Babs_77, jackass, Vinyl, JakobGebauer, Boldomatic, kid16, betweenwindows, alfa_tony, cedbuzz and 13 others

Ich bin kein Alkoholiker.

Ich hab einfach nur gerne 'ne schöne Freundin.

Reposted from Loupi4614

jaykay, guggigirl, Lirpae.., yve74, mariechen_xo and Loupi4614 like this

Ich nicht politisch korrekt??!

blööde
fotze!!

#political, #correctness

jaykay likes this

DRINK COFFEE

do stupid
things faster
with more
energy

#coffee

allisonrae, Stokn, MeMyselfAnd..I, brody, Babs_77 and _Nathalie_ like this

reposted by brody

everything fades in time,
it's true

#hey, #johnny, #park

brody, tweetybird, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

fragt mich heute nicht wie es mir geht.

ich möchte nicht lügen und es sollte allgemein bekannt sein, dass montage scheisse sind...

#i, #hate, #monday

soene, beside, Pesca, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

why are camera lenses
circles

but pictures
square?

#bullshit

tweetybird, izzi, Babs_77 and bevansybearxxx like this

Diese Teenies...

Alle hübsch frisiert, geschminkt und mit süsslichem Parfum beräuchert.

Und die Mädchen erst...

#teenies

MeMyselfAnd..I, guggigirl, piepa, Lirpae.., ZoJ, Loupi4614, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

I don't mind coming to work

but this eight hour wait to go home is just bullshit...

#work, #bullshit

UserOne, haiden_, tandasilva, chitru, aryapratama, brody, dAn, kj55, PenSword72, tweetybird and 8 others like this

reposted by tweetybird and HeartThrobClub

friends are a lot like trees!

they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe...

#crazy, #trees

Stokn, mariechen_xo, Babs_77, Luenchen, guggigirl and tweetybird like this

jaja,
wie auch immer...

#bullshit

jano, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

always give 100% at work

12 % Monday
23 % Tuesday
40 % Wednesday
20 % Thursday
5 % Friday

#work

Leagnirps, juergmettler, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

Birth control pills should probably be made for men.

It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

just saying...

#birth, #control, #pills

UserOne, sophh, cooledpizza, Babs_77, llamabat, brody, erikvisser, PenSword72, MeMyselfAnd..I, Luenchen and 5 others like this

reposted by SimonLauper, nileshtandon and llamabat

DON'T JUDGE ME.

I WAS BORN TO BE AWESOME NOT PERFECT...

#awesome, #perfect

stargater, Leagnirps, brody, guggigirl, musissy, Babs_77, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

when eating a taco hold it over another tortilla so when stuff falls out...

boom!
extra taco!

#taco, #advice

brody, Akatrine, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and MeMyselfAnd..I like this

THE HARDEST PART
ABOUT A ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE WILL
BE PRETENDING
I'M NOT EXCITED

#zombie, #apocalypse

janem803, _Nathalie_, permanentwaves, brody, Babs_77, hebdifescht, satan and Lirpae.. like this

reposted by brody

GIRL: Dear God, Please send me a man that is; beautiful, caring, romantic, loving, smart, understanding. A man that is passionate, who would never cheat on me, always give me compliments and never critisizes what me and my friends do.

BOY: Dear God; BIG BOOBS

#girls, #boys

feliss24, mariechen_xo, jano, SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, love her, stroke her, tease her, protect her, hug her, spend money on her, listen to her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her...

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
show up naked, bring beer

#women, #men

permanentwaves, hebdifescht, mariechen_xo, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

#wawrinka, #vs, #murray

SimonLauper likes this

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT I HATE MORE THAN LYING

SKIM MILK,

WHICH IS WATER, THAT'S LYING ABOUT BEING MILK

#lying, #skim, #milk, #haters, #gonna, #hate

swatchUSA, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and SimonLauper like this

was ich an alten schwarz-weiss-fotos von früher so mag?

da weiss man noch, dass die brüste echt sind!

#brüste, #fotos

ZoJ, Luenchen, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

If someone says
"I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say:
"I love YouTube" really fast...

#YouTube, #love

Lirpae.., musissy and Babs_77 like this

aah finally in bed

...

I HAVE TO PEE!!

#problems

joejoetrash, tweetybird, Lirpae.. and soene like this

Hallo Motivation

Ich weiss nicht ob du es bereits bemerkt hast
aber in zwei Wochen sind die Prüfungen.

Hab dich nun seit einiger Zeit nicht mehr gesehn. Vielleicht meldest du dich ja mal bei mir - würde mich freuen...

#motivation, #prüfungen, #verdammte, #scheisse, #bin, #ich, #faul

ZoJ, Lirpae.., A.M., soene, MeMyselfAnd..I, kkim, Babs_77, chocolat and musissy like this

haben oder nicht haben ist heut die frage...

#kommerzgesellschaft

ZoJ, guggigirl, soene, Babs_77, Lirpae.., musissy and Luenchen like this

zu faul um auf grossschreibung und trennung zu achten

#bullshit

Lirpae.., againandagain, Babs_77, Pesca, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, musissy and izzi like this

Ich fülle mein Büchergestell mit DVDs auf. Die sollen ruhig denken:

"Verdammt ist der belesen"

#bücher, #DVD

mjf, Lirpae.., againandagain, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, musissy, izzi and A.M. like this

Aber Sie Sir, sind ein AFFENARSCH!

- Lisa Simpson

#affenarsch, #simpsons

soene, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., Babs_77, piepa and chocolat like this

men and women have different ways of cleaning a toilette. women use bleach and rinse twice.

men just pee on the poop stain as hard as they can. :)

#bullshit

tweetybird, stargater, SimonLauper, musissy, bold, nano560 and Babs_77 like this

YOUR FEAR OF LOOKING STUPID IS HOLDING YOU BACK

#be, #who, #you, #wanna

joejoetrash, tweetybird, annabanan, izzi and Babs_77 like this

Die Strassen sind verkotzt

demnach
muss heute Samstag sein

#kotze, #strassen, #samstag, #lächerliche, #jugend

soene, emma-freitag, againandagain, fruitgarden, guggigirl, makalapua, Lirpae.., Babs_77, chocolat, musissy and 1 other like this

ich schicke meinen freunden mehr fotos von meinen tagesaktivitäten als meiner freundin

- traurig aber wahr...

#sad, #but, #true

_Nathalie_, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

wenn etwas kaputt ist, wende ich jeweils meine Repariere-oder-zerstöre-es-dabei-Methode an.

#reparieren, #zerstören, #methode

soene, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Luenchen, fool, musissy and againandagain like this

do you
remember
your first
BOLD
?

#first, #bold

mjf, soene, hebdifescht, Babs_77, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., Luenchen, SimonLauper and musissy like this

Girls adjust their bras whenever they want and no one bats an eye.

I adjust my balls once and everybody loses their minds!

#balls, #bras, #society

tweetybird, fool, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

when I first saw you I fell in love.

well not "love" love but you smelled nice.

#smell, #love

Babs_77, Lirpae.., chocolat and Luenchen like this

YOU'RE
WHO
I THINK
ABOUT
WHEN I'M
DRUNK

#drinking, #love, #problems

soene, mariechen_xo, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

warum nur muss die welt von frühaufstehern regiert werden...

#morgen, #müde, #vermisse, #mein, #bett

philosophicum, stargater, soene, ZoJ, hebdifescht, Lirpae.., feerilia, guggigirl, musissy, Babs_77 and 2 others like this

WHY THE HELL ISN'T THE iPHONE'S BATTERY LIFE CALLED

APPLE JUICE?

#iPhone, #battery

moshimoshi, joejoetrash, kj55, hebdifescht, hannahe, guggigirl, Lirpae.., chocolat, LoveFunApps, musissy and 2 others like this

INSTAGRAM

because you look
like shit in HD

#instagram

isahau, Babs_77, Lirpae.., Luenchen, bold and musissy like this

bald mehr katzen auf den strassen als kinder...

#jugend, #von, #heute

Lirpae.., musissy, Luenchen, SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

DUMME MENSCHEN ERKLÄREN DUMMEN MENSCHEN DIE WELT...

#dumme, #menschen

Jannek, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, chocolat, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, musissy and Babs_77 like this

IF A MAN SPEAKS IN THE FOREST AND THERE IS NO WOMAN THERE TO HEAR

IS HE STILL WRONG?

#the, #old, #forest, #question

brody, _Nathalie_, tweetybird, chocolat, Babs_77, musissy and nano560 like this

Don't worry

I don't give a fuck anyway

#don't, #worry

Akatrine, Lirpae.., musissy and Babs_77 like this

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:

"Hey look!
That one is shaped like an idiot."

#clouds, #idiots

tweetybird, chocolat, Roel, Lirpae.., Luenchen, musissy and Babs_77 like this

IF TOMATOES ARE A FRUIT,

ISN'T KETCHUP TECHNICALLY A SMOOTHIE?

#tomatoes, #smoothie

Babs_77, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

NOT TO SPOIL THE ENDING FOR YOU, BUT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.

AND YOU WILL DIE

#theEND

carriebees, PenSword72, Lirpae.., fuechsin, _Nathalie_, makalapua and bold like this

reposted by makalapua

EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT. BUT BIG BICEPS ARE IMPORTANTER

#bullshit

brody, guggigirl, tweetybird, chocolat, SimonLauper and Lirpae.. like this

der wein und ich wir ergänzen us super. die flasche ist halb leer und ich dafür halbvoll.

#wein

DieDansken, stargater, soene, emma-freitag, Akatrine, Vandala, guggigirl, MeMyselfAnd..I, chocolat, Lirpae.. and 9 others like this

wie lane wird es wohl noch dauern, bis alle leute gemerkt haben, dass man auch mit dem natel IMMER querformatbilder machen sollte?

DIE HUNDERTER MARKE WURDE GESPRENGT!

Danke evvelina, du hast die dritte Ziffer ins Spiel gebracht.

#followers

guggigirl, fool, bold, Babs_77 and ZoJ like this

thank you saturday!
you did a great job!

#thanks, #to, #the, #weekend!

Lirpae.., SimonLauper, musissy, Babs_77 and _Nathalie_ like this

Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

#truth

UserOne, sophh, lollip, PenSword72, LoveFunApps, mynameisasal, makalapua, tweetybird, chocolat, _Nathalie_ and 2 others like this

reposted by makalapua

PEOPLE SAY NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE,

BUT I DO "NOTHING" EVERYDAY... ?

#nothing

nano560, mynameisasal, chocolat, Lirpae.., Roel, musissy, Babs_77 and tweetybird like this

being known
as the "fun one" of the group
is a good thing.

Unless you're in prison...

#prison

mjf, Lirpae.., jstoak2, Babs_77, bold and tweetybird like this

Oprah hat ja eh genug Taschen

#oprah

summr, mir-jam, fruitgarden, piepa, musissy, Luenchen and Pesca like this

warum mit dem rauchen auzuhören viel leichter ist, als mit dem trinken?
weil noch nie jemand gesagt hat: weisst du noch an diesem total verrückten abend? mann haben wir da viel geraucht!

#rauchen, #vs, #trinken

fruitgarden, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., musissy and Luenchen like this

warum mit dem rauchen auzuhören viel leichter ist, als mit dem trinken?
weil noch nie jemand gesagt hat: weisst du noch an diesem total verrückten abend? mann haben wir da viel geraucht!

#rauchen, #vs, #trinken

Lirpae.., Luenchen, Babs_77 and musissy like this

when HUGH HEFNER dies, no one will say

he's in a better place now...

#hugh, #hefner

Lirpae.., SimonLauper, _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and LoveFunApps like this

before the internet

it was way harder to google stuff

#internet, #google

Akatrine, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, _Nathalie_, musissy, LoveFunApps and Babs_77 like this

COMIC SANS
is never en acceptable font. Unless you are an 8 year old girl writing a poem about uicorns...

#font, #girl, #unicorns

Leagnirps, beside, Lirpae.., musissy and NukeSkywalker like this

Die Welt kostet dich nur ein Lächeln

Babs_77, stargater, Luenchen and musissy like this

I will never stop being curious

hebdifescht, Lirpae.., nano560, Babs_77, musissy and spoon like this

MEIN LIEBLINGSTIER

IST DER ZAPFHAHN

#bier

_Nathalie_, ZoJ, hebdifescht, Lirpae.., fruitgarden, Babs_77, musissy and nano560 like this

Let's do something out of the ordinary

Let's do it good and do it now

#FriskaViljor

soene, bold, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and musissy like this

Furzen im Fahrstuhl.

Die Leute sind so evil...

#fahrstuhl

soene, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

flood
your
head
with
music

#music

PenSword72, hannahe and Lirpae.. like this

I love airports...

probably the only place you can drink in the morning, alone, and no one judges you.

#airports

mjf, chocolat, tweetybird, A.M., Lirpae.. and SimonLauper like this

I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN
COFFEE
-
but please
don't let me
prove it

#love, #coffee

sunnys, chocolat, samir, Lirpae.., Luenchen, _Nathalie_ and Babs_77 like this

reposted by samir and makalapua

if you kiss her mind,
her body will follow

#kiss, #girls

Anon_DylanA, feliss24, feerilia, chocolat, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, Luenchen, Babs_77, nano560, aehmpaeh and 1 other like this

I ALWAYS WONDER WHY BIRDS STAY IN THE SAME PLACE WHEN THEY CAN FLY ANYWHERE ON THE EARTH.

THEN I ASK MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION.

#birds, #travel

Frankenvini, carmencannelle, johanna22, joejoetrash, janaa, lollip, soene, brody, buttons, LindeLou and 13 others like this

reposted by tweetybird, jackass and brody

I WISH NOAH HAD SWATTED THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES

#noah, #mosquitoes

hannahe, RulesOfLife, hebdifescht, Babs_77, ernstrose and _Nathalie_ like this

Owls can turn their head a stunning 270 degrees.

And a 360 degrees once in
their lifetime

#owls, #degrees

hannahe, Stokn, hebdifescht, spoon, Luenchen, ernstrose, _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

I like to confuse other peanuts are awesome!

#bullshit

_Nathalie_, miia91, Roel, Babs_77, Luenchen, MeMyselfAnd..I and Lirpae.. like this

#Schweizer, #Eidgenossenschaft

Aelin, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Babs_77, Luenchen and _Nathalie_ like this

NOT NOW
BEER

I'M TRYING
TO STUDY

#beer, #study

soene, Lirpae.., Babs_77, MeMyselfAnd..I, izzi, SimonLauper and satan like this

SEX IS LIKE PIZZA
when it's good, it's good. and when it's bad it's still...
pretty good.

#sex, #pizza

sophh, Vandala, pjkeller, jude, hannahe, Boldomatic, Babs_77, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Luenchen like this

#still, #alive, #bold

Lirpae.., Babs_77, A.M., Luenchen, ZoJ and Roel like this

Schatz hol den Vodka, wir müssen über Gefühle reden.

#vodka

ZoJ, Pesca, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

what if birds aren't singing and they're screaming because they are afraid of heights...

#birds

janem803, curvema, FrogLegs, OlavRex, toxic2you, amanda_ln, tandasilva, Myanna1416, nontypicaldoe, AJ_Luv and 24 others like this

reposted by tweetybird, Boldomatic, swatchUSA, Alexa, carriebees, elicat, RoAr67, dennisson10, Adam, kingakingo and 12 others

Dear monday,

MORNINGS
were made for SLEEPING NOOKIE
and BACON,
so what now?

#monday

Babs_77, Luenchen, ernstrose and Lirpae.. like this

why don't we call a group of kangaroos

A KANGACREW

#kangaroos

hannahe, dariozzo, A.M., Babs_77, Luenchen, ernstrose and Lirpae.. like this

Dear naps,

I'm sorry
I was a jerk to you in kindergarten

#naps, #kindergarten

bold, mindgames, yourfavourite, dor1316, supermom, cybersont, Gabbem, Maracuya, gnarley, wickedpyxxie and 8 others like this

reposted by makalapua, michybear7 and makalapua

wenn ich unerwarteter weise in ein spinnennetz laufe, ärgere ich mich nicht darüber.
ich tu einfach so, als ob ich bei einem marathon mitgemacht hätte und als erster ins ziel gekommen bin...

Uetikon Am See, Switzerland

#marathon, #spinnennetz

hellioelo, ernstrose, Pesca, Lirpae.., Babs_77, A.M., ZoJ and SimonLauper like this

I LOVE HOW IN SCARY MOVIES THE PERSON YELLS OUT "HELLO?" AS IF THE KILLER IS GOING TO BE LIKE:

"YEAH I'M IN THE KITCHEN, WANT A SANDWICH?"

#scary, #movies, #sandwich, #killer

bevansybearxxx, kj55, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

imagine the music if taylor swift and adele broke up with each other...

#music, #adele, #taylorswift

swatchUSA, Vandtastic, mjf, hannahe, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

LIFE IS A BITCH!

Aber die Schönste die ich kenne!

#life, #bitch

Lirpae.., izzi, ZoJ, Heppy, againandagain, naebitnae and Babs_77 like this

Man sagt Bilder können tausend worte sagen, dieses sagt jedoch nur zwölf...

#bilder, #worte, #zwölf

aehmpaeh, ZoJ, SimonLauper, againandagain, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

LISTEN.
SMILE.
AGREE.

AND THEN DO
WHATEVER THE
FUCK YOU WERE
GONNA DO ANYWAY

#rebel

PenSword72, hannahe, Stokn, wickedpyxxie, tweetybird, lollip, ernstrose, Lirpae.., naebitnae and Babs_77 like this

reposted by naebitnae and EmoFreakOut

that awkward moment when you are running and your breasts are bouncing...
...and you're a guy

Ruggell, Liechtenstein

#breasts, #guy, #run

janem803, sophh, Stokn, tweetybird, ernstrose, SimonLauper, kkim, Babs_77, fuechsin and Lirpae.. like this

trust me
you can
dance

- Vodka

Salez, Switzerland

#vodka, #dance

Ziya, soene, dariozzo, tweetybird, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., bold, _Nathalie_, pasquale85 and Babs_77 like this

LOOK A UFO!

...quick grab
the worst
camera we
own!

Sennwald, Switzerland

#ufo, #camera

UserOne, joejoetrash, hannahe, kj55, PenSword72, _Nathalie_, tweetybird, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

reposted by tweetybird

SORRY...

out to live

be back
soon!

#live

Babs_77 and SimonLauper like this

sonntagabend, schönes wetter, warm, stimmung top!

und ich muss einrücken - scheiss WK!!

#WK

ZoJ, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS

It's fine to have one
It's fine to be proud of it
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around...

#religion, #penis

chocolat, hannahe, bevansybearxxx, tweetybird, _Nathalie_ and Babs_77 like this

you look like you're only two girls short of a threesome

#threesome

ernstrose and Lirpae.. like this

RESPECT YOUR MOTHER

YOU SON
OF A BITCH!

#respect, #mother, #bitch, #son

stargater, PenSword72, _Nathalie_, tweetybird, ernstrose, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

reposted by tweetybird, amg-adri and amg-adri

du fünf jahre älter und ich single

imagine that

Zurich, Switzerland

#ayayayyy

guggigirl, ernstrose, fool, Luenchen, Babs_77, aehmpaeh and ZoJ like this

Seeing a spider isn't
a problem.
It becomes a problem when it disappears.

Anglikon, Switzerland

#spider, #problem, #nightmare

TillyVanilly, nikolajmn, mjf, hannahe, Lirpae.., Pesca and Luenchen like this

some people get confused if a sentence does not end as they potato...

Dintikon, Switzerland

#nachtrag, #potato

kj55, hannahe, Stokn, bevansybearxxx, _Nathalie_ and Lirpae.. like this

la la la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaangweilig!

WK...

Dintikon, Switzerland

#WK

aehmpaeh, Babs_77, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

At my funeral I'd like there to be a piñata so that people can be happy.

But filled with bees so they're not too happy...

Villmergen, Switzerland

#funeral, #piñata, #bees

mjf, kj55, hannahe, bold, bevansybearxxx, tweetybird and naebitnae like this

Unser Lachen bedeutet nicht, dass wir Humor haben.
Sondern dass
wir uns gerne über andere lustig machen.

Dintikon, Switzerland

aehmpaeh, naebitnae, ZoJ, fuechsin and Babs_77 like this

Finnde
den
Veeler

Zurich, Switzerland

#deutsch

SignalBelt, Tyrosize, firecat, ButterfliegeHN, aehmpaeh, Romansp, Pesca, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, laut and 3 others like this

Es ist erst eine Glatze, wenn man zum abtrocknen der Beinhaare länger als für den Kopf braucht.

Schwerzenbach, Switzerland

#glatze

izzi, ernstrose, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Romansp, Pesca and ZoJ like this

Die Wolkendecke ist heller.

Demnach muss Tag sein...

Zürich, Switzerland

#scheiss, #wetter

soene, aehmpaeh, ZoJ, Babs_77, A.M., againandagain, Luenchen and SimonLauper like this

I WANT TO DO WITH YOU

what spring does with the cherry trees

Zürich, Switzerland

#cherry, #trees

tweetybird, bold, SimonLauper, Babs_77 and _Nathalie_ like this

Hermikon, Switzerland

#biffy, #clyro

swatchUSA likes this

reposted by swatchUSA

everyone just
wants to be liked and accepted

except for tim.

tim doesn't give
a shit

Volketswil, Switzerland

#shit

hannahe, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

7:09 in the morning!

mow down the sexy people!

Zurich, Switzerland

#early, #sexy, #people

tweetybird and Babs_77 like this

tv told me how to feel now real life has no appeal

Zurich, Switzerland

#tv

Lirpae.., Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

SOME PEOPLE
NEED TO LAY DOWN TO GET
WILD

Schlieren, Switzerland

#kinky

Vandtastic, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, naebitnae and Lirpae.. like this

Pablo Picasso
was the first PUNK

Volketswil, Switzerland

#pablo, #picasso, #punk

swatchUSA, ZoJ, naebitnae, bold, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and little_hippie like this

SICK OF
BITCHES
BITCHING
ABOUT
OTHER
BITCHES

Volketswil, Switzerland

#bitches

sophh, atrano, rushk, tandasilva, PenSword72, brody, kj55, lollip, hannahe, bevansybearxxx and 2 others like this

reposted by brody

Heute gibt's nur Cola.

Nach dem letzten Wochenende gönn ich meinem Körper wiedermal was gesundes...

Schwerzenbach, Switzerland

#weekend

soene, aehmpaeh, Romansp, ZoJ, Babs_77, Pesca, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

Oops!
There seems to be an error connecting to the server.
It seems you aren't connected to the internet.

Babs_77, Lirpae.. and Akatrine like this

Well excuse me, for having enormous flaws, that I don't work on!

Schwerzenbach, Switzerland

#Homer-J-Simpson

hannahe, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

oh, she liked my bold!

So i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

Schwerzenbach, Switzerland

hannahe, MeMyselfAnd..I, naebitnae, againandagain, Babs_77, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaangweilig...

chocolat, ZoJ, guggigirl and againandagain like this

Soeben zu Hause angekommmen, schade ist nur, dass ich keinen Schlüssel habe und mein Mitbewohner einen gesegneten schlaf von ca. vier Walrössern hat.
Zum Glück hab ich die beste Freundin überhaubt!
Sie fährt schnell eine halbe Stunde um mich abzuholen.

fool, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, ZoJ, sera_la_dera, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and againandagain like this

IRON MAIDEN
Mann bin ich voll

beesmoove, fuechsin, guggigirl, SimonLauper, ZoJ and Babs_77 like this

Menschen die kurz vor der Endhaltestelle noch auf die Stop-Glocke drücken müssen machen mir angst...

Greifensee, Switzerland

#bus

aehmpaeh, Romansp, ZoJ, Babs_77, Pesca, guggigirl, A.M., Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Hosen,
die Schuhe
für den Penis

Zurich, Switzerland

mjf, ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

Ich liebe Wetter bei dem man sich eher aus- statt anzieht!

Zurich, Switzerland

#sommer

Romansp, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, Babs_77, Pesca, pasquale85, Luenchen and fool like this

wenn ich HELVETICA bin, musst du ARIAL sein..

Zurich, Switzerland

againandagain, Lirpae.., izzi, little_hippie, Babs_77 and jano like this

Meine Diät:
Heute nicht so viel essen,
wie an den beiden Vortagen zusammen.

klappt immer...

Zurich, Switzerland

#advice

soene, Romansp, izzi, korks, Lirpae.., Pesca and Luenchen like this

SOMETIMES,
I THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD...

AND HOW STUPID THEY ARE AND WHY I'M NOT SUPER RICH...

Zürich, Switzerland

#questionofmylife

hannahe, Babs_77, Akatrine, SimonLauper, _Nathalie_ and sera_la_dera like this

I'm one
of the
nicest
assholes
you could
ever hope
to meet

Zürich, Switzerland

SaraRuid, tweetybird, Akatrine, fruitgarden, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and jano like this

¡

do you like
my tie?

Zürich, Switzerland

#tie

hannahe, Babs_77, guggigirl, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_ and little_hippie like this

Bist du reich, so kaufe Kunst.

Bist du arm, so mache Kunst.

Zürich, Switzerland

#art

Babs_77, Pesca, Lirpae.., Luenchen, fuechsin, guggigirl, sera_la_dera and _Nathalie_ like this

roses are gray,
violets are gray,

I'M A DOG.

Volketswil, Switzerland

#dog

hannahe, little_hippie, guggigirl, fruitgarden, Akatrine and Lirpae.. like this

NEIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

MEIN INDER MUSS DICHT MACHEN... :(
whatasadday

Zurich, Switzerland

#sooosad

guggigirl and Luenchen like this

she's not in the mood,
can we go one night without sex.

i'm not in the mood, she thinks she's fat, ugly, and i'm an asshole...

Zurich, Switzerland

#sex

Babs_77, _Nathalie_ and bold like this

ANLEITUNG FÜR DEN PERFEKTEN PAPIERFLIEGER:

1: Nimm ein Stück Papier
2: Falte nach Belieben
deinen lieblings Flieger
3: Entfalte den Flieger
wieder
4: Wickle das Papier um
einen Stein
5: Lass dein Stein fliegen

Zurich, Switzerland

#flieger

Babs_77, Romansp, ZoJ, guggigirl, ernstrose, _Nathalie_, Akatrine, Luenchen and fruitgarden like this

GENE
RATION
BOLD

Zurich, Switzerland

#bold

Babs_77, guggigirl, ZoJ, Pesca, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Der T-REX hatte sicher ein grosses ding, aber leider zu kleine arme um wirklich gut zu sein...

Volketswil, Switzerland

#history

Romansp, Babs_77, ZoJ, ernstrose, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and SimonLauper like this

I LOVE how in scary movies the person yells out "HELLO?!".
as if the KILLER is going to be like:

"yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"

Volketswil, Switzerland

#sandwich

Babs_77, Akatrine, ernstrose, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and Pesca like this

SORRY!
-
The lifestyle
you ordered
is currently
out of stock!

Zürich, Switzerland

Babs_77, fuechsin, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, SimonLauper and Lirpae.. like this

If gas gets any higher, i'm cutting a hole through the floor of my car and FLINTSTONNING THIS BITCH!!!

Zürich, Switzerland

#gas

Akatrine and Lirpae.. like this

MAKE IT SIMPLE
BUT SIGNIFICANT

Zürich, Switzerland

#advice

Babs_77, Akatrine, _Nathalie_, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

THERE ARE
MORE
NIPPLES IN
THE WORLD

THEN PEOPLE

Zürich, Switzerland

#nipples

deadmau5, hebdifescht, fuechsin, SimonLauper, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE - TAKE A SHOWER AND GET DRESSED.

YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING!

Zurich, Switzerland

#advice

brody, hannahe, tweetybird, Babs_77, guggigirl, fruitgarden, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and fuechsin like this

Der Typ ist soo dick, der braucht kein Deo sondern Roomspray!

Zurich, Switzerland

#fett

Babs_77, _Nathalie_, Akatrine, guggigirl, Lirpae.., ernstrose, Luenchen and ZoJ like this

1f u c4n
r34d th1s,
u r34lly
n33d t0
g37 l41d

Reposted from fool

hannahe, Babs_77 and _Nathalie_ like this

BUTTER IS SLIPPERY!

That's why we eat as much as possible to lubricate our arteries and veins...

Zurich, Switzerland

Babs_77, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and naebitnae like this

Müssen Montage-
profis nur montags arbeiten?

Zurich, Switzerland

#montag

Babs_77, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, laut, Lirpae.., Akatrine, ernstrose, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

So ein später Sonntagabend hat schon etwas von der berüchtigten Montags-Scheisse...

Babs_77, Akatrine, ZoJ, Lirpae.., guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

Seit mir mal jemand gesagt hat, dass Eigenlob stinkt, erzähl ich nur noch von meinem schönen Spiegel

Romansp, Pesca, ZoJ, Luenchen, guggigirl and _Nathalie_ like this

BOLD
up your
LIFE!

Zürich, Switzerland

#bold

ZoJ, _Nathalie_, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

Ich häng jetzt mit Künstlern rum.

Gossau, Switzerland

#künstler

aehmpaeh and Claudio like this

WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE
OVERCOMES THE LOVE OF POWER THE WORLD WILL KNOW PEACE

Meilen, Switzerland

#peace

swatchUSA, hannahe, SaraRuid, _Nathalie_ and guggigirl like this

I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature

Meilen, Switzerland

#oranges

bold, cybersont, sophh, hannahe, kj55, PenSword72, satan, tweetybird, Akatrine, Claudio and 2 others like this

reposted by tweetybird

Ich hasse es so sehr,
wenn ich aus meinem Fenster schau,
und alles was ich sehe

Himmel, Erde und der ganze Rest ist GRAU

!!!

_Nathalie_, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

ich HASSSE es, wenn ich beim Verfassen eines Bolds auf den CANCEL-Button komme
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zurich, Switzerland

#cancel-button

guggigirl, ZoJ, sera_la_dera, Luenchen and _Nathalie_ like this

the problem with beauty is

it's like being born rich and getting poorer

Zurich, Switzerland

#beauty

xxyz, juergmettler and _Nathalie_ like this

TOP SECRET

BOTTOM SECRET

Zurich, Switzerland

#secret

sophh, stargater, hannahe, SaraRuid, SimonLauper, sera_la_dera, _Nathalie_, Claudio, guggigirl and ZoJ like this

two in the pink one in the stink,
life is an adventure, explore...

DO NOT ASK
ABOUT THE:

SECRET
SAUSAGE
SAUCE

Gossau, Switzerland

#secret

mjf, ernstrose, sera_la_dera, SimonLauper, aehmpaeh and _Nathalie_ like this

did you know?

guns don't kill people.
dolphins kill people...
(with guns)

ZoJ, ernstrose, _Nathalie_, aehmpaeh and annabanan like this

atina, ga_reb, pasquale85, fuechsin, ZoJ, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

I'M GETTING TOO BOLD FOR THIS SHIT...

#shit

atina, Akatrine, jano, Luenchen, fruitgarden, ga_reb, annabanan and Claudio like this

DON'T LET
IDIOTS RUIN
YOUR DAY
!

Volketswil, Switzerland

#idiots

topomark, tweetybird, ernstrose, Luenchen, jano, pasquale85 and annabanan like this

DAS QU
ARTIER
BLEIBT
LÄSTIG

mjf likes this

i borrow money from pessimists -
they don't expect it back...

ernstrose, fuechsin, _Nathalie_, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

you know who wears sunglasses inside?

blind people and assholes!

Volketswil, Switzerland

hannahe, ga_reb and ernstrose like this

silence
is better
than
BULLSHIT

Volketswil, Switzerland

hannahe, ZoJ, ernstrose and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by ramah.zahrani

did you know -
you can see the great wall of china from space.

if you bring a picture of it...

Volketswil, Switzerland

hannahe and ernstrose like this

Fakt ist:

Auch das hübscheste Mädchen geht mal so RICHTIG FETT KACKEN!

ZoJ, ernstrose, aehmpaeh, NukeSkywalker, jano and Luenchen like this

nein ich bin nicht krank, das ist eine noble blässe

ZoJ, ga_reb, guggigirl and Akatrine like this

TROTZDEM STOLZ!

laut, Akatrine, _Nathalie_, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

+
SWISS
ARMED
HOCKEY

kidbaba, ZoJ, izzi, juergmettler and _Nathalie_ like this

früher als der traktor noch von pferden gezogen wurde

ga_reb, fruitgarden, fuechsin and _Nathalie_ like this

früher als die lieder noch von hand gesungen wurden

ga_reb, fruitgarden, fuechsin and _Nathalie_ like this

früher als die gummistiefenoch aus holz waren

ga_reb, fuechsin and _Nathalie_ like this

COMON
COFFEE
DO YOUR JOB!!!

_Nathalie_, Akatrine, ZoJ and aehmpaeh like this

TARANTINO AND
RODRIGUEZ DAY

mjf and NukeSkywalker like this

reposted by Flockae

IF YOU END UP
with a boring miserable life BECAUSE
you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how
TO DO YOUR SHIT,
then you DESERVE it

mjf and A.M. like this

wenn ich deinen namen nicht mehr weiss,
liegt es daran, dass es mich einfach nicht interessiert...

Akatrine, ZoJ, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

MAYBE
IT'S
ART...

Akatrine, guggigirl and izzi like this

HIMF

Heute Ist Morgen Freitag

ZoJ, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

I'M NOT
handicapped

I'M JUST
LAZY

annabanan, _Nathalie_, ernstrose and Luenchen like this

a "know-it-all"
is a person
who knows everything.

except for how annoying he is

hannahe, _Nathalie_ and guggigirl like this

little_hippie and Akatrine like this

alles scheisse bei diesem buffet:

ich warte mal bis es nicht mehr so viel zeug hat, dass ich eh nicht wil...

ga_reb, fruitgarden, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

Nothing changed but the surroundin' bullshit -
that has grown

fool and _Nathalie_ like this

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough

guggigirl and _Nathalie_ like this

FUCK
WHAT
THEY
THINK!

ljcreative, Akatrine and _Nathalie_ like this

Maybe
broccoli
doesn't
like you
either!

UserOne, kj55, guggigirl, Luenchen and _Nathalie_ like this

reposted by naebitnae

dunkel war's der mond schien helle, als ein wagen blitze schnelle,
langsam um die runde ecke fuhr. drinnen sassen stehend leute, schweigend ins gespräch vertieft.
als ein tot geschossner haase auf der sandbank schlittschuh lief...

aehmpaeh, Akatrine, guggigirl and ZoJ like this

Luenchen likes this

our world is divided into
DOG PEOPLE
and
CAT PEOPLE

hannahe, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

if a girl tells you not to wear a condom

YOU REALLY,
REALLY SHOULD

kj55, hannahe, chocolat, guggigirl, fruitgarden and izzi like this

ich geb's ja zu
ICH WAR
AUCH SCHON BESSER

dafür ist's mir heut EGAL

guggigirl, ZoJ and fuechsin like this

Letzte Woche die Kaffeemaschine.
Gestern das Macbook.

Wenn jetzt noch mein Handy kaputt geht, verliere ich meine letzte lebenserhaltende
Maschine

Ich mach schonmal das Fenster auf...

aehmpaeh, guggigirl, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

all grown up and still fascinated with nipples!

izzi likes this

live always
offers you a
second chance,
it's called
~
TOMORROW
~

izzi and _Nathalie_ like this

go out
and be
ADVEN
TUROUS

hmz and izzi like this

Der Moment wenn du gleich nach dem Badezimmerputzen merkst, dass du ganz dringend kacken musst...

-.-

ZoJ, _Nathalie_ and jano like this

THE FUN PART ABOUT BEING A NICE PERSON IS THAT GOD REWARDS YOU WITH A CONSTANT STREAM OF WEIRDOS WHO WANT TO TALK TO YOU

fruitgarden likes this

ITS ALWAYS THE SAME...

1. sleep late
2. wake up tired
3. promise to sleep
early
4. Boldomatic
1. sleep late
2. wake up tired
...

_Nathalie_, izzi and guggigirl like this

How much does a hipster
weigh?

An instagram
-.-

hannahe, SaraRuid, _Nathalie_, fruitgarden and kj55 like this

und ich freue mich auf den Tag, an dem ich sie anlächeln werde, und sage:

"Charakter hält länger als Fitness"

_Nathalie_, ZoJ, A.M., Luenchen, fruitgarden and izzi like this

Arbeiten
um zu leben
_

Leben um zu
FEIERN!

Luenchen, _Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

aehmpaeh, ZoJ, Claudio, ga_reb, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

...und wenn wir an Götter glauben,
dann tragen sie Trikots!

guggigirl, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life

hannahe, guggigirl, Luenchen, _Nathalie_, izzi and ga_reb like this

WE ALL MAKE
CHOICES

- but in the end-

OUR CHOICES
MAKE US

hannahe, guggigirl, Luenchen, _Nathalie_ and sera_la_dera like this

wilder wein, vor diesem dunkel,
wilder wein, von licht geheilt,
es bleibt verborgen sonst könnten wir uns wehren

ICH WARTE AUF DICH, AM ENDE DER NACHT...

# till lindemann

guggigirl likes this

Wer schweigt, stimmt nicht immer zu.

Er hat nur manchmal keine Lust mit Idioten zu diskutieren.

aehmpaeh, Akatrine, izzi, fruitgarden, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, sera_la_dera, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

MasterLH, hannahe, JoiJetson, ZoJ and zaranordin like this

reposted by MasterLH

INTERNATIONAL MORSE CODE

[Numbers]

0 ----- 1 •---- 2 ••--- 3 •••-- 4 ••••- 5 ••••• 6 -•••• 7 --••• 8 ---•• 9 ----• . •-•- , --••-
? ••--•

hannahe, dAn, _Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

INTERNATIONAL MORSE CODE

[Letters]

A •- B -••• C -•-• D -••
E • F ••-• G --• H ••••
I •• J •--- K -•- L •-••
M -- N -• O --- P •--•
Q --•- R•-• S ••• T -
U ••- V •••- W •-- X -••-
Y -•-- Z --••

_Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

doubt
kills
more
dreams
than
failure
ever
will
!

hannahe, _Nathalie_, fruitgarden, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

when 3 people have
sex it's called a
THREESOME
when 2 people have
sex it's called a
TWOSOME
now i understand
why they call you
HANDSOME!

SaraRuid, sera_la_dera, _Nathalie_, Claudio and Luenchen like this

KEEP
CALM
and
CHIVE
ON

Lirpae.. and _Nathalie_ like this

mehr, ZoJ, _Nathalie_ and jano like this

das einzig richtig mühsame an so einem stau ist doch, dass es hier nie bier gibt...

n.schi, ZoJ, _Nathalie_, izzi, jano, ernstrose, fruitgarden and guggigirl like this

_Nathalie_ likes this

hey du!
ja du wetter!
du gefällst mir!

lass mich dir einen ausgeben!

aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, ga_reb, fruitgarden, izzi and guggigirl like this

ganz gut im fliegen doch schlecht im landen...

hemko, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, guggigirl and Sven like this

JETZT
BITTE
KLAT-
SCHEN

_Nathalie_, guggigirl and ZoJ like this

wenn ich früher sagte:

"ich muss mal kurz bolden"

hatte das eine völlig andere bedeutung...

ZoJ likes this

tweet -
what??!

klingt nach kindergarten...

fruitgarden, ZoJ, ga_reb, ernstrose, _Nathalie_, izzi and guggigirl like this

heut morgen aufgewacht, licht war noch an und der teller vom letzten snack noch neben mir auf dem bett.

die party war gut...

guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

Wer wahres Glück erfahren will:

FRISKA VILJOR!

Lirpae.., hemko and A.M. like this

It's not about being the best.

It's about being better than you were yesterday.

Akatrine, Sven, ernstrose, _Nathalie_, izzi and guggigirl like this

IHR SEID NUR GROSS WEIL ICH KLEIN BIN

Akatrine, izzi, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

In der grafischen Branche sollte dem Kunden generell das Mitspracherecht entzogen werden!

cococaro, Akatrine and guggigirl like this

Ist ja echt schön, dass es wieder warm ist!

Aber dass ich heute mehr Männer als Frauen schulterfrei rumlaufen gesehen habe irritiert mich jetzt doch einbisschen...

aehmpaeh, izzi, _Nathalie_ and ga_reb like this

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

you little rebel.
I like you!

hannahe, ga_reb and bold like this

das frühe vögeln entspannt den Wurm

Reposted from guido

aehmpaeh, emma-freitag, izzi, claudia and _Nathalie_ like this

DIE TRAUER KENNT KEINE GRENZEN!

SO GEHT IHR DAHIN OH MEINE TIGERS...

guido likes this

"Nein ich bin nicht krank,
ich seh morgens immer scheisse aus..."

mjf, aehmpaeh, izzi, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, sera_la_dera, A.M. and ga_reb like this

We will probably never understand black holes.

Or, why women fall madly in love with douchebags.

hannahe, kj55 and _Nathalie_ like this

reposted by fuechsin

I DON'T HAVE A DIRTY MIND,
I HAVE A SEXY IMAGINATION

hannahe likes this

klimaer-wärmung am arsch

hemko likes this

DIE FREIHEIT
ist nur einen Schluck entfernt

sponsored by
-BEER-

_Nathalie_, pasquale85, ZoJ and laut like this

"Mein Homer ist kein Kommunist.

Er ist vielleicht ein Lügner, ein Schwein, ein Idiot und ein Kommunist, aber er ist ganz bestimmt kein Porno-Star..."

aehmpaeh likes this

DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH VAGINA MAGIC

izzi and A.M. like this

Wo auch immer
so ein Qi sein sollte...

Meins ist heute
IM ARSCH...

_Nathalie_ likes this

I just want you to be happy.

And naked.

hannahe, hemko, pasquale85 and bold like this

zwischen neujahr und weihnachten gönn ich mir wieder mal was...

Sherry89 and pasquale85 like this

everything's better with BOOBS

hemko, ly_liu and guido like this

I DRINK
TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE INTERESTING

Die Schlichtheit und Einfachheit der Schönheit ist schlicht:

"einfach schön"

hemko likes this

life's tough,

get a cat

hemko likes this

God
bless
the
boldness

I'm bored

let's start a shitstorm

sera_la_dera, pasquale85 and bold like this

It's always the same

everything changes...

musissy likes this

reposted by String