jaykay's Posts

Wer die Christkindlmärkte heuer vermisst:

Ab 28.11 bis 24.12 könnt ihr gerne eine Tasse Glühwein um 5€ bei meinem Küchenfenster abholen....

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Welche Fragen kommen eigentlich beim Corona-Test?

Hauptsache: positiv

Now Boarding for Home-Office

WOH - Wohnzimmer
SZI - Schlafzimmer
KUC - Küche
BAD - selbsterklärend

#covid-19, #homeoffice

guggigirl, perellano and CurrentNobody like this

Keine Sorge,
meine Herren.

Von 9. bis 7. März ist wieder Welt-Männer-Tag!!!

Stockerau, Austria

#worldwomanday, #weltfrauentag, #kidding

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"Ich kaufe mir ein Fernrohr!"

"Und dann?"

"Dann sehen wir weiter..."

Hofgastein, Austria

TasteBand, SignalBelt and gizmo2705 like this

Tempo sollte Tampons herstellen.

"Schritt-Tempo"

Dem Alltagsstress kann man entgehen, vermeidet man es aufzustehen ...

Fischamend, Austria

gizmo2705 likes this

"Lass uns ein Fernglas kaufen!"

"Und dann?"

"Dann sehen wir weiter."

Fischamend, Austria

#uncensored

gizmo2705, eulekauzig, Luenchen, juliettebravo, campino and MyM like this

"Bitte ohne Speck und Eier!"

manfred, 52, bestellt seine frauen in thailand

Fischamend, Austria

gizmo2705 and mylisa1970 like this

"dear naps:

sorry for being a jerk in kindergarten."

Schwechat, Austria

rajka26, Desirella, purplechill, matembe-53 and dor1316 like this

"es zählen die inneren werte"

Dimitri (38)
Organhändler

#good, #laugh

campino, guggigirl, emma-freitag and Luenchen like this

"worauf verzichtest du in der fastenzeit?"

"auf dumme leute"

"cool! wann gehen wir mal was trinken?"

"nicht vor ostern!"

Vienna, Austria

#dont, #want, #no, #dumb, #people

gizmo2705, campino, elmicha12, _Nathalie_, emma-freitag and Luenchen like this

describe your spontaneity in two words!

... maybe later...

Vienna, Austria

#spontaneität, #klar, #doch, @mikedot:

janem803, purplechill, guggigirl, Luenchen, bananajoe1987 and juliettebravo like this

intelligente sätze zu verfassen ist nicht einfach.

schon ein einziger buchstabe kann alles urinieren...

Schwechat, Austria

gizmo2705, FunkSoBrother, Kaazaar, bananajoe1987 and PenSword72 like this

"Sie reden ja komisch"

"Ja, ich weiss.

Das liegt an der korrekt verwendeten Grammatik und den ganzen Sätzen.

Das überfordert viele Leute..."

Vienna, Austria

Jannek, FunkSoBrother, HeXe, MaScho and pztk like this

welcome to the darkside

my little unicorn

Vienna, Austria

#blackedition

TimeDust, dAn, guggigirl, Luenchen, dreamworld and PenSword72 like this

alcohol is the liquid version of photoshop

copyright by JK

Vienna, Austria

MagicAfternoon, rajka26, MaScho, Luenchen, guggigirl, diane.b, PenSword72 and dor1316 like this

"ich duze nur Leute mit denen ich auf einer wellenlänge bin!"

"was soll das heissen?"

"Tja, wie soll ich Ihnen das erklären"

TimBuktu, elmicha12, MaScho, pasquale85, guggigirl and emma-freitag like this

reposted by TimBuktu

"Siri! why am i single?"

*siri starting front cam*

MaScho, SimonLauper, Pesca, mikedot, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

why should you interview a job?

like for real?

it's just a job!!!

#jobinterview

Aelin and Qball like this

when life fucks you stay in rythm 'cause climax is cumming

Vienna, Austria

janem803, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

das wetter in den nächsten tagen wird wie ich

über 30 und heiss

Vienna, Austria

gizmo2705, campino, MaScho, pasquale85, Pesca, haddock and ElfiEdel like this

reposted by Fmon

i miss my baby.

Altenmarkt, Austria

#business, #trip, #away, #from, #my, #love

MaScho, pztk, _Nathalie_, dor1316 and PenSword72 like this

is now officially engaged to the most beautiful , loving, caring and intelligent woman on this planet.

i'll spend my life with her

Vienna, Austria

#true, #love, #infinite

janem803, UserOne, MaScho, PenSword72, foenix, nano560, _Nathalie_, dor1316, ElfiEdel, guggigirl and 1 other like this

i feel lucky being loved and loving back.

and i am thrown back a few thousand bucks showing her my love...

cross your fingers that she'll says YES!

Vienna, Austria

#proposing

janem803, foenix, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

i feel lucky being loved and loving back.

and i am thrown back a few thousand bucks showing her my love...

cross your fingers that she'll says YES!

Vienna, Austria

#proposing

sohnemann: "warum riecht die frau vor uns so stark nach parfum?"

ich: die will abgeschleppt werden!

er: ist die kaputt?

MaScho, belma., SimonLauper, Pumuckel, Pesca and foenix like this

eine kinderlose ehe besteht aus spaßvögeln

Vienna, Austria

#;-)

gizmo2705, MaScho, michi26, guggigirl, dreamworld and nano560 like this

welcome zoo the jungle.

#jungle

PenSword72, sarcaSM and aehmpaeh like this

it don't count who you were when you fell.
it counts who you became when you got back up again.

Vienna, Austria

janem803, belma., PenSword72, sarcaSM, foenix, aussi-girl90, _Nathalie_ and nano560 like this

when shit hits the fan....

duck...

or was it goose?

BUMP!!!!!

Viena, Austria

#goosebumps

PenSword72 likes this

the two most important days in life are the day you were born and the day you know why....

janem803, dor1316, nano560, brody and guggigirl like this

sometimes i feel good, at times i feel blue...

right now i just feel numb...

#lost, #emotions, @PenSword72

PenSword72 likes this

wenn der weg das ziel ist:

sind wir dann schon angekommen wenn wir stehenbleiben?

#wichtige, #fragen, #der, #menschheit

tombligo, JKGermany, _Nathalie_, PenSword72, emma-freitag, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

ist

lattenrost

eine

geschlechtskrankheit?

#die, #wichtigsten, #fragen, #der, #menschheit

MaScho likes this

i might have found what i was not looking for...

#love

eliane, guggigirl, Luenchen, ElfiEdel, trashtinbox and PenSword72 like this

es empfiehlt sich, beim karriere-aufstieg freundlich zu den überholten zu sein....

man begegnet ihnen beim abstieg wieder...

#always, #be, #and, #stay, #human, #fair

Raheel and foenix like this

Der Kaffee muss heiß sein, wie die Küsse eines Mädchens am ersten Tag, süß wie die Nächte in ihren Armen, und schwarz wie die Flüche Ihrer Mutter wenn die es erfährt...

Essling, Austria

#good, #morning

Luenchen, foenix and makalapua like this

pessimists swear when a bird dropped poo on his head.

the optimist is happy that elephants do not fly...

#take, #shit, #serious, #;)

UserOne, michi26, dor1316, guggigirl, nano560, kolarg, foenix, aehmpaeh, EmilyTudor, Raheel and 5 others like this

blond is the new black

Orestad, Denmark

#love, #copenhagen, #:)

Gabbem likes this

and the most dangerous animals for man are butterflies

in their bellies

UserOne, sophh, niniel, FoxxxyLaady.2, nano560, barbaresco, Luenchen, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, tweetybird and 5 others like this

missing these green eyes with the little sprinkles inside...

hachsi

#JK

PenSword72, aehmpaeh and Lirpae.. like this

morgens nach dem aufstehen bewege ich mich grazil wie eine gazelle....

kurz nach der geburt.
auf glatteis.
während eines erdbebens.

#morgentaumel

Babs_77, againandagain, guggigirl, Flockae and emma-freitag like this

who talks behind my back

is in the perfect position to kiss it...

Essling, Austria

#some, #can, #kiss, #my, #shalalalalaaaa

emma-freitag, ccz6ih, soene and dor1316 like this

bei mir sieht joggen aus wie sterben auf raten oder mit anlauf... oder so...

aussi-girl90 and Yakooza like this

ich hab überlegt mir putzerfische zu kaufen und dann einfach mal die wohnung zu fluten...

Essling, Austria

aehmpaeh and emma-freitag like this

verwirrt ist kein zustand ...

das ist ein lifestyle...

Essling, Austria

GreenMucki and emma-freitag like this

Kelsterbach, Germany

#from, #san, #francisco, #to, #frankfurt, #singapore...

aehmpaeh, pztk, againandagain, guggigirl and PenSword72 like this

there'll be so much more happy moments in my life....

when you and i walk hand in hand and heart by heart...

till then...

San Francisco, United States

#JK

PenSword72, kj55, Loupi4614, Luenchen, Pesca and Gabbem like this

thanks mom!!!

for giving birth to a legend ;-)

high 5, mom!

San Francisco, United States

PenSword72, Loupi4614, Luenchen, guggigirl, Gabbem and Yakooza like this

an apple a day...

Cupertino, United States

#apple, #headquarters

sohacosm, aehmpaeh and eliane like this

i'm on my Vegas-diet.

I already lost 2 days...

Las Vegas, United States

#drunk, #broke, #and, #happy

walkabout, UserOne, PenSword72, againandagain, nano560, tweetybird, dor1316, guggigirl, Loupi4614, foenix and 2 others like this

off to california for 3 weeks

Vienna, Austria

guggigirl, ACHunter, Lirpae.., PenSword72 and dor1316 like this

the only thing WORSE than being blind

is having sight
and no vision

#have, #goals, #and, #visions

misterlab, foenix and Babs_77 like this

my entire life can be described in one sentence:

it didn't go as planned - and that's ok!

#things, #happen, #for, #a, #reason

UserOne, dor1316, misfitqueen, eliane, Gabbem, DonSpaccafurnu, 2schaa, guggigirl, chipdicks, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

tolerance

today more than ever

danke conchita dass wir nach udo jürgens (1966) auch mal wieder gewinnen durften ;)

Essling, Austria

#eurovision, #song, #contest, #winner, #AUSTRIA, @Pesca

Pesca likes this

ich steck in der bredouille!!!

"oh wie schön, frankreich"

Neukagran, Austria

Lirpae.., fruitgarden, piepa, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, Pesca, emma-freitag and Raheel like this

me: i'm finally happy

life: lol, wait a sec!

Essling, Austria

bananajoe1987, UserOne, Nuschi, misfitqueen, nano560, 2schaa, eliane, guggigirl, Pumuckel, fool and 3 others like this

we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

Essling, Austria

#auch, #andere, #wege, #haben, #schöne, #steine, @JK

sonybox, Luc_Berlin, eulekauzig, nochzweimal, janem803, lonelywolf, UserOne, jessylynn, derkaeptn28, zeppelina and 60 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, maryHeilala, littlethingsx3, chickenwabbit, MissInk, hamza, aledo, beatrizpaulino, maryHeilala, MANNIELIFE and 36 others

just another day in another city on this planet where i put my show on...

and HELL i rock :)

Bichlwang, Austria

ACHunter, PenSword72 and emma-freitag like this

if i could, then i would

i'll go wherever you will go
way up high or down low

i'll go wherever you will go

#JK

misfitqueen, ElfiEdel, Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

trouble trouble trouble...

Essling, Austria

#only, #half, #the, #fun, #without

abe likes this

doing what i do best

talking ;)

Stockerau, Austria

#keynote

guggigirl, PenSword72, foenix, Babs_77 and aehmpaeh like this

thinking of you when i should actually do something productive...

#productive, #even, #more

sirskitten1, misfitqueen, PenSword72, Gabbem, aehmpaeh and guggigirl like this

spinat schmeckt am besten wenn man ihn kurz vor dem verzehr durch ein grosses steak ersetzt...

Essling, Austria

#spinat, #steak

mjf, Luenchen, DonSpaccafurnu, ElfiEdel, Lirpae.. and eliane like this

life is beautiful...

Rasdhoo, Maldives

#sharks, #manta, #tuna

foenix, _Nathalie_, Gabbem, abe and guggigirl like this

"wieso bist du noch single? du bist hübsch, gut im bett und hörst auch noch zu!!!"

"überqualifiziert"

Ban Lamai, Thailand

nano560, guggigirl, soene, jano, ElfiEdel, ZoJ and begrian like this

life is good for the next 3 weeks

Ban Lamai, Thailand

#JK

mistatrixsta, wipkinger, aehmpaeh, foenix, guggigirl and Gabbem like this

Es zählt am End

- der Moment -

der ewig sein könnt...

#JK

Krusa, Luenchen, Lirpae.., ZoJ, foenix, guggigirl and aehmpaeh like this

promissses are like kids

easy in the making, hard to live with

#uglytruth

misfitqueen, leasy, PenSword72, Gabbem, siwsuv and avant-garde like this

arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon.

no matter
how good you are
the bird is going to shit on the board and struttin' around like it won anyways...

#retards, #unite

foenix, Gabbem, DonSpaccafurnu, guggigirl, nano560 and Babs_77 like this

kalorien

=

die kleinen tierchen die über nacht die kleidung enger nähen...

#burn, #baby

wipkinger, musissy and eliane like this

the more you love yourself,
the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique!

#be, #unique

misfitqueen, TRo63, kolarg, abe, Gabbem, ElfiEdel, Babs_77 and nini83 like this

can't sleep

thinking of you

Essling, Austria

#2:02, #a.m., #JK, @nini83

Krusa, PenSword72, Gabbem, begrian, guggigirl, aehmpaeh, foenix, abe and againandagain like this

trust me, when i woke up i had no plans to be this sexy!

but hey, shit happens...

Essling, Austria

#JK

UserOne, TRo63, PenSword72, misterlab, musissy, ElfiEdel, Pesca, Gabbem, aehmpaeh and guggigirl like this

listen to your heart

it did beat before you even were capable of thinking...

#listen, #closely

TRo63, PenSword72, kolarg, nano560, Gabbem, ElfiEdel, guggigirl and aehmpaeh like this

verlass dich auf dein herz

es schlug schon bevor du denken konntest...

#listen, #closely

kolarg, ZoJ, guggigirl and aehmpaeh like this

meine motivation für den morgigen tag ist nur noch zu toppen durch.....

... Leichenstarre....

Essling, Austria

#morivation, #zero

beesmoove, Lirpae.., Luenchen, ZoJ, Loupi4614 and guggigirl like this

though she spoke no words

all she said was heard...

Essling, Austria

#JK

misterlab, kolarg, unflat, foenix, guggigirl and abe like this

fear and self-doubt

are the greatest killers

of personal genius

Vienna, Austria

#be, #brave, #and, #trust, #your, #own, #decisions

Akatrine, abe, nano560, foenix, Luenchen, Gabbem and aehmpaeh like this

oh, schon freitag?

vor lauter feiern fast das wochenende verpasst ...

Meidling, Austria

musissy, kolarg, ZoJ, nano560, Luenchen, aehmpaeh, guggigirl and Pesca like this

doing so much meth that it's even in my balls so she can smoke it directly ;-)

#crystalball, #get, #served, #:-))

PenSword72, begrian, abe, foenix and Gabbem like this

the beginning of love is to let those who we love be perfectly themselves and not to twist them to fit our own image.
otherwise we only love the reflection of ourselves we find in them...

Kaisermühlen, Austria

#JK, #no, #bending, #twisting, #just, #be, #yourself, @pensword72

scorpiogirl, Lirpae.., Pesca, foenix, begrian, ElfiEdel and Gabbem like this

Weekends are bad...

Very bad for a shopaholic like me...

I spent waaaaaay too much on suits...

But i love Armani and Zegna, therefore I had to...

#nobody, #does, #3piece, #suits, #like, #armani, #NOBODY!, @foenix:

TRo63, Luenchen, Lirpae.., avant-garde, kj55, Gabbem and foenix like this

i wake up with a smile and a good attitude every morning....

... then idiots happen...

TRo63, misterlab, abe, guggigirl, nini83, Luenchen, aehmpaeh, AJ_Luv, foenix and Gabbem like this

Mankind loses its geniuses:

Aristotle - dead

Newton - passed away

Einstein - gone

and me, I'm not feeling well today....

#genius, #;-)

UserOne, dor1316, TRo63, _Nathalie_, nano560, foenix, soene, abe, Pesca, scorpiogirl and 6 others like this

two times a year i´m wearing a smoking

and the first of those appearances starts right now...

#New, #Years, #Concert, #Wiener, #Philharmoniker

Loupi4614, PenSword72, begrian, guggigirl, avant-garde, aehmpaeh and Gabbem like this

Das Neujahrs-Springen hat begonnen.

Amy, meine Katze, ist gerade samt Blumenstock von meiner Dachgalerie ins Wohnzimmer (1.Stockwerk) gesprungen....

Kritischen Punkt übersprungen...

Ab zum Tierarzt. Check.

#JK, #na, #toll, @guggigirl

Loupi4614, Luenchen, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

allein daheim
betrunkt...

#liebestrunken

guggigirl, begrian, Luenchen, nano560, Loupi4614, foenix and PenSword72 like this

5.6. war der einzig gute tag in diesem jahr....

auf dass 2014 mehr solcher tage bringt...

happy new year to all the boldies out there.

always remember: you can achieve EVERYTHING you want!!!

#JK, #wunsch, #ans, #universum, @aempaeh

PenSword72, Gabbem, guggigirl, Luenchen, avant-garde, foenix, begrian and aehmpaeh like this

i can hear a

BA-BOOM
BA-BOOM

and i can feel it - even when you are not here, it is constantly reminding me of your presence...

...and it gets louder the closer you are to me...

#JK, #heartbeat, #hard, #beat

ElfiEdel, _Nathalie_, PenSword72, guggigirl, Lirpae.., foenix, begrian, SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

let the sun fade away to dark skies.

i wouldn't even notice it was absent.

i can live from the light in your eyes...

#my, #sunlight, #JK

Gabbem, guggigirl, PenSword72, Lirpae.., livi and foenix like this

it just isn't christmas unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes and alcoholism...

#one, #year, #to, #get, #in, #shape, #again, #for, #another, #season, @boldomatic, #xmad

Gabbem, TRo63, kj55, Lirpae.., guggigirl, Luenchen, foenix and aehmpaeh like this

is now doing good by feeding homeless with hot soup and tea

merry xmas to those who are not given the privileged life most of us are living...

#wiener, #tafel, #please, #donate

ElfiEdel, Gabbem, kj55, Pesca, PenSword72, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and foenix like this

reposted by kj55

spending christmas eve with the woman that made me the person i am

thanks mom for always being at my side when i needed you

and merry christmas
live long and prosper :-)

Wiener Neustadt, Austria

aehmpaeh, Luenchen, guggigirl, Gabbem, foenix, begrian, kj55 and PenSword72 like this

christmas is not so much about opening presents

it is about opening our hearts!!!

#heute, #abend, #wiener, #tafel, #ab, #23, #uhr, #JK, @pensword72

UserOne, mjf, Gabbem, kj55, fruitgarden, AJ_Luv, Luenchen, guggigirl, ElfiEdel, againandagain and 2 others like this

the Empire State Building shall glow pink

merry christmas

#JK, @lenamichel

Krusa, kj55, AJ_Luv, avant-garde, PenSword72, Luenchen and foenix like this

Ein Frohes Fest bedeutet das Leuchten in den Augen, das Lachen im Herzen, die Freude zu teilen, und die Momente zu genießen!

herzerfüllt, mit einem lächeln und strahlenden augen gehe ich in diesen heiligen abend und summe mariah carey vor mich hin.

#JK, #THINKING, #ABOUT, #THOSE, #WHO, #CANNOT, #ATTEND

mjf, ZoJ, ElfiEdel, guggigirl, foenix, _Nathalie_ and Lirpae.. like this

im flugsimulator der lufthansa..

15 millionen euro mit denen ich grade spiele :-)

geiiiiil!!!!!

Mannswörth, Austria

#geil

begrian, guggigirl, againandagain, aehmpaeh, beside, livi, Luenchen, avant-garde and foenix like this

wo kämen wir denn hin, wenn alle sagten:

"wo kämen wir hin?"

und niemand ginge um einmal zu schauen wohin man käme,

wenn man ginge...

Essling, Austria

#where, #are, #we, #going

Raheel, mjf, ElfiEdel, dreamworld, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, beside, soene, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

es gibt menschen die nicht entwurzelt werden können, die der steten brandung wie ein fels trotzen.
meine bewunderung ist diesen menschen gewiss - aber auch mein dank - für das vorbild dass sie meinem leben liefern.

danke mama & papa
für ALLES!

#ich, #liebe, #euch, #JK

aehmpaeh, SimonLauper, foenix, nini83, dreamworld, begrian and Romansp like this

it could get worse than being successful, beautiful and rich...

i could be an arrogant, superficial prick...

PenSword72, TRo63, foenix, beesmoove, begrian and ElfiEdel like this

purple is the new black

Viena, Austria

#JK

Lirpae.., guggigirl, begrian, kj55 and PenSword72 like this

music

was

my

first

love

#and, #then, #there, #is, #you, #JK, @lenamichel

TRo63, foenix, ElfiEdel, avant-garde, begrian, PenSword72, Pesca and guggigirl like this

Vom Chaos

zum Kosmos

#There, #is, #a, #Sun, #to, #guide, #the, #way, #JK

_Nathalie_, Lirpae.., begrian and PenSword72 like this

wer so früh im büro schon singen kann,
der kann sicher auch mit dem kopf den locher fangen....

#PLONK

typowanderer, trashtinbox, Raheel, izzi, nadjul, aehmpaeh, theSponge, MeMyselfAnd..I, ZoJ, emma-freitag and 9 others like this

reposted by Loupi4614

Ice Skating in
Central Park

*likes*

#JK, #Ice, #Rink, #Skating, #Central, #Park

begrian, againandagain, ElfiEdel, kj55, Babs_77, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, guggigirl and PenSword72 like this

wie mein wochenende war?

hell, dunkel, hell, dunkel...
montag...

#i, #hate, #mondays

bulliho, bananajoe1987, michi26, xolani, Mary93, Babs_77, maggy, aehmpaeh, againandagain, avant-garde and 6 others like this

to forget somebody you loved is like trying to remember someone you never met...

#JK

Krusa, kj55, maggy, Lirpae.., foenix, Flockae, Luenchen, guggigirl and abe like this

they say you are what you eat...

...but i don't remember eating a fucking legend!!!

Essling, Austria

#what, #you, #eat, @nini83

UserOne, mariechen_xo, TRo63, misterlab, dreamworld, kj55, Lirpae.., Gabbem, abe, guggigirl and 3 others like this

jumpstart

my

heart

#you, #do, #JK

kj55 and tweetybird like this

don't make fun about someone you lied to.

this person is not an idiot but somebody who trusted you more than you deserved....

#trust

UserOne, sophh, michi26, jaykay, PenSword72, Babs_77, little_hippie, Gabbem, tweetybird, begrian and 6 others like this

Life is a matter of choice.

You can be a doctor who saves life.

A lawyer who defends life.

A soldier who protects life.

Or just be YOURSELF, a person who touched my life...

Essling, Austria

#you, #are, #the, #sunshine, #of, #my, #heart

UserOne, Smile_04_01, akoni, TRo63, misterlab, Babs_77, kj55, tweetybird, begrian, avant-garde and 6 others like this

the pen is mightier than the finger...

#now, #read, #it, #over, #again, #and, #faster...and, #again..., #;), @pensword72

mjf, PenSword72, kj55, misterlab, DonSpaccafurnu, nini83, Babs_77 and Gabbem like this

sometimes words are totally overrated...

when all you need is a smile...

#smile, #happy, @foenix, @kj55, @pesca

misterlab, Babs_77, Pesca, Gabbem, kj55, begrian, foenix, aehmpaeh and _Nathalie_ like this

failure is the opportunity to start again...

from scratch but
more intelligently...

Innere Stadt, Austria

#start, #again, #when, #things, #didnt, #work, #out, #the, #way, #you, #planned

swatchUSA, Babs_77, livi, guggigirl, kj55, foenix and begrian like this

jugendwörter 2013

YOLBE - you only live bis elternsprechtag

Komasutra - sexversuch zweier betrunkener

FISH - fuck it shit happens...

#mein, #favorit, #YOLBE

livi, ElfiEdel, Luenchen, Babs_77, foenix and guggigirl like this

sorry, i can´t today.

My sister´s friend´s mother´s grandson´s uncle´s fish died.

and YES, it was tragic!!!

#;-), #keep, #on, #smiling

musissy, guggigirl, ElfiEdel and foenix like this

hab mich gewogen

bin untergroß!

#;-)

kolarg, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, avant-garde and begrian like this

Frauen an die Macht!!!

Macht: Essen
Macht: Sauber
Macht: Kaffee

aber am wichtigsten
Macht: uns nicht böse

#international, #day, #of, #chauvinism, #;)

ZoJ, Luenchen, Flockae, kolarg, foenix, guggigirl and begrian like this

ich tanze auf brücken
bringe sie zum klingen

um dich zu beglücken
würd ich auch springen.

denn was böte die zeit mir
die mir noch bliebe

brauch dich zum leben
weil ich dich liebe...

#weil, #ich, #dich, #liebe, #-, #konstantin, #wecker, @aehmpaeh

Sunshine123, aehmpaeh, guggigirl, Pesca, begrian and avant-garde like this

meine eltern haben mir beigebracht nicht zu lügen...

mama & papa:

ich sag euch nur

christkind,
osterhase und
zahnfee....

Essling, Austria

#lügen

Babs_77, Luenchen, kolarg, begrian, guggigirl and emma-freitag like this

liebes christkind,

ich war das ganze jahr über brav!
okay meistens...
na zumindest hin und wieder...

ach was solls, dann kauf ich mir den scheiss eben selbst...

Essling, Austria

#xmas

Babs_77, soene, beesmoove, againandagain, foenix, guggigirl, musissy and Luenchen like this

reposted by Luenchen and AnneMeisohle

sometimes when i'm bored i throw bricks from the rooftop

and softly hum the Tetris melody...

Altenmarkt, Austria

#tetris, #expert, #rebel, #umm, #level

allisonrae, PenSword72, guggigirl, kolarg, nano560, kj55, aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_ and againandagain like this

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,

while you guys were arguing about the glass of water - i drank it!

Sincerely,
the Opportunist

Altenmarkt, Austria

#opportunist, @kj55

UserOne, Raheel, Babs_77, kolarg, foenix, Luenchen, begrian, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, allisonrae and 1 other like this

I´m a Lover
Not a Fighter!

Unless you want it rough...

aehmpaeh, allisonrae, guggigirl, Gabbem, kj55, Lirpae.. and foenix like this

in the club

cute girl

smile at her

making up a smart line

"shouldn't you be in my bed?"

was all i managed

#smart, #pickup, #line

kj55, Lirpae.., avant-garde and begrian like this

i used to be f@*#ing stupid...

but then we broke up!

@lenamichel

kj55, Lirpae.., DonSpaccafurnu, Luenchen and avant-garde like this

i don't like to be told what to do...

...except i'm naked!

#;-)

DonSpaccafurnu, Gabbem, Lirpae.., kj55, ElfiEdel and Babs_77 like this

when i look at myself in the mirror

i see a unicorn

a BADASS unicorn

allisonrae, Babs_77, kolarg, Gabbem, _Nathalie_, tweetybird, Lirpae.., guggigirl, little_hippie and kj55 like this

tschüss niveau

-

bis montag!

#sozialstudie, #wochenende

perellano, aehmpaeh, Babs_77, Luenchen, nano560 and Lirpae.. like this

tonights forecast:

alcohol, low standards and poor decisions!

#dont, #worry, #i'll, #stay, #in, #;)

mjf, bold, Babs_77, Gabbem, Luenchen, tweetybird, Lirpae.. and kj55 like this

the coward dies many deaths ...

the brave only one ...

#pickup, #strategies

Lirpae.., Gabbem and Babs_77 like this

verstehen kann man das leben nur rückwärts

leben aber muss man es vorwärts.

(søren kierkegaard)

#paradoxon, #vitae, @againandagain

niniel, Hank-the-knife, Romansp, Pesca, scorpiogirl, Lirpae.., againandagain, soene, guggigirl, Laurahagebutte and 1 other like this

Face down

Ass up

That´s the way I like to...

Tie my shoes!

#how, #do, #you, #tie, #your, #shoes?

UserOne, sophh, mjf, PenSword72, misterlab, rabbitcarrot, guggigirl, kj55, Babs_77, ElfiEdel and 3 others like this

Hallo Wien!

Hello rest of the World!

#halloween

Lirpae.., Gabbem, kj55, Luenchen, musissy and guggigirl like this

Remember when drinking:

Drink triple
See double
Act single...

UserOne, SimonLauper, Babs_77, PenSword72, Lirpae.., tweetybird, misterlab, foenix, guggigirl, Gabbem and 2 others like this

Let me be your ruler

You can call me King J

- And baby I rule -

Let me live that dream, okay?

#Ruler, #Fantasy, @kj55

kj55 and Babs_77 like this

"Vegetarier"

(aus dem Indianischen)

"Schlechter Jäger"

#do, #what, #you, #like, #chew, #can, #bite

nini83, Leolila, SimonLauper and guggigirl like this

good night folks

:)

@nini83, @lenamichel, @guggigirl, @aehmpaeh, @luenchen, @tea, @simonlauper, @misterlab, @pensword72, @_nathalie_, @babs_77, @pesca, @lirpae

cooledpizza, avant-garde, kj55, foenix, Babs_77, begrian, PenSword72, SimonLauper, beside, Lirpae.. and 5 others like this

Person
I
Must
Punch

Essling, Austria

#pimp, @gabbem

nini83, Babs_77, kj55, PenSword72, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and Gabbem like this

gerade eben in der zeitung gelesen: jeder 2. deutsche liest wie ein 10-jähriger!!!

vor lauter lachen ist mir fast der finger von der zeile gerutscht...

#fun, #stuff, #i, #am, #austrian, #lol

eulekauzig, Mel.Filsinger, Janskii, prubton, fvbosseey, holzfuss, michi26, Tashi86, tsukaki, zzz and 22 others like this

reposted by madita2105 and madita2105

ich brauche kein auto

-

ich geniesse das leben in vollen zügen...

#pimp, #for, #peace, #and, #fun, @guggigirl

JMBis, Sherry89, eulekauzig, Mel.Filsinger, penguin1337, MaScho, pasquale85, michi26, Raheel, DarkAngel and 16 others like this

reposted by little_hippie, Profibus and bigkingbenno

tag someone

you would like to meet

at BOLDCAMP 2014

:)

@babs_77, @guggigirl, @lenamichel, @aehmpaeh, @pesca, @_nathalie_, @kj55, @pensword72, @foenix, @lirpae, @misterlab, @boldomatic, @musissy, @

cooledpizza, begrian, rabbitcarrot, allisonrae, wickedpyxxie, againandagain, Lirpae.., Pesca, anonyman, kolarg and 17 others like this

you have that charm...

... to simply disarm...

love you, i do!

#love, #you, #i, #do, @Keinohrhäschen

nini83, Babs_77, guggigirl and tweetybird like this

how will i know if she really loves me?

i say a prayer with every heart beat..

(how will i know - whitney houston)

Essling, Austria

#keinohrhäschen

Lirpae.., foenix, Babs_77, tweetybird and PenSword72 like this

all i need is love....

alternatively i'd settle for a truckload of chocolate as well!!!

the combination of both would be overkill :)

Essling, Austria

#chocolate

Pesca, kj55, PenSword72, _Nathalie_ and Gabbem like this

repost if you want a bold camp

repost wenn du für ein bold lager bist

repost si tu veux un bold camp

repost när du vill ha en bold camp

Reposted from anonymous

#fun, #boldsochtis, #boldjunkies, #and, #lots, #of, #talking, #:), @lenamichel

Gabbem, avant-garde and Babs_77 like this

Aogashima (Blue Island) has been truly amazing...

#glad, #to, #be, #back

Babs_77, foenix, Gabbem and Pesca like this

have fun and enjoy the weekend

@boldies

@aehmpaeh, @babs_77, @musissy, @lenamichel, @junomea, @lirpae, @pesca, @luenchen, @guggigirl, @foenix, @shugi, @_Nathalie_

aehmpaeh, musissy, foenix, Pesca, Luenchen, Lirpae.., beside, avant-garde, Babs_77, Gabbem and 1 other like this

did you waste at least one thaught on me?

i could think about nobody and nothing else than being with you

#back, #from, #greece, #keinohrhäschen?

Lirpae.., Pesca, musissy, PenSword72 and kj55 like this

kik

=

lol to the left

@kj55

swatchUSA and kj55 like this

ob ich dich vermisse?

JEDEN TAG!!!!!

#keinohrhäschen

nini83, Romansp, PenSword72, emma-freitag, Pesca, Lirpae.., foenix, aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

somebody shoot me

it's saturday morning and i'm at the office working...

Vienna, Austria

#how, #stupid

pztk, PenSword72, musissy, kj55, kolarg, Lirpae.., Luenchen, Babs_77 and avant-garde like this

enjoy the weekend and have fun with people you love and care about!

@guggigirl, @babs_77, @lenamichel, @aehmpaeh, @lirpae, @pensword72, @misterlab, @beside, @pesca, @musissy, @againandagain, @luenchen, @junom

PenSword72, guggigirl, Luenchen, Lirpae.., Babs_77, againandagain, kolarg, kj55, musissy, shugi and 3 others like this

don't be afraid to change.

you may lose something good but you may gain something way better...

#change, #begins, #with, #yourself

n.schi, tweetybird, soene, Gabbem, Luenchen, Babs_77, bold and guggigirl like this

was hätte österreich bei einer fussball wm verloren???

JEDES SPIEL...

#fussball, #reissack, #china

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.. and Pesca like this

if you live to be 100, i hope i live to be 100 minus one day.

so I'd never have to live a day without you...

<3 you noearb...y!

#quote, #winnie, #the, #pooh, #but, #he's, #sooo, #right

PenSword72, Lirpae.., foenix and avant-garde like this

wenn 1+1 nicht 2 ergibt, dann trifft keinohrhäschen auf zweiohrküken!

s'agapo!

#greek, #KOH, #british, #2OK, #still, #ONE

guggigirl and SimonLauper like this

narben auf meinem körper zeigen dass ich gelebt habe.

narben auf meiner seele zeigen dass ich geliebt habe...

und meine tiefste narbe bist du - und ich streichle sie täglich und weiss nur du kannst sie heilen...

Reposted from jaykay

@lenamichel, #NEVER, #forget, #the, #thing, #called, #love

Babs_77, emma-freitag, againandagain, chocolat and foenix like this

welcome to the non-anonymous boldomatic party-addict-group

@lenamichel, @guggigirl, @babs_77, @SimonLauper, @PenSword72, @Luenchen, @misterlab, @foenix, @woernie, @gabbem, @lirpae, @aehmpaeh

dor1316, little_hippie, Pesca, musissy, fool, misterlab, PenSword72, Gabbem, bold, againandagain and 9 others like this

dear vodka: our deal was clear - you were supposed to make me smarter, funnier and most importantly a better dancer...

i fricking saw the video...

WE NEED TO TALK!

@lenamichel, @guggigirl, @aehmpaeh, @misterlab, @nini83, @beside, @bold, @boldomatic, #party, #no, #regrets, @luenchen, @foenix, @woernie, @Si

PenSword72, guggigirl, foenix, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

wenn es aussieht wie ne ente, läuft wie ne ente, und auch klingt wie ne ente...

dann ist es wohl eine 15 jährige in ballerinas die mit dem
handy telefoniert...

#duckhunting, #2.0

Raheel, DarkAngel, Pesca, fool, beesmoove, musissy, SimonLauper, avant-garde, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

how to give a virtual hug ? tag the
name of the person you'd like to hug!

Reposted from avant-garde

@lenamichel, #now, #for, #a, #repost, #everyone, #:-)

PenSword72, Gabbem, Babs_77, foenix, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

i never make the same mistake twice...

i make it 5 or 6 times, just to make sure...

#dont, #make, #the, #same, #mistake, #twice, #be, #sure

UserOne, PenSword72, barbaresco, tweetybird, ElfiEdel, brenna, chocolat, musissy, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

wenn zwei menschen füreinander bestimmt sind, treffen sie sich am ende der strasse,

auch nach abertausenden kilometern und tausenden reisen...

Essling, Austria

#keinohrhäschen, #bestimmung

aehmpaeh, Pesca, emma-freitag, Luenchen, maggy, Babs_77, SimonLauper, musissy, chocolat, shugi and 1 other like this

people who think you are beautiful:

50% your parents

50% james blunt

#be-YOU-tiful

Pesca, Babs_77, guggigirl, Luenchen, avant-garde, musissy, shugi and Gabbem like this

"ich hab
mir einen bmw gekauft!"

"einen dreier?"

"gern später, lass mich dir kurz über mein auto erzählen"

#dreier

beesmoove, SimonLauper, fool, shugi, Luenchen and Babs_77 like this

burgdorf - emmental arena - auch für nichteidgenossen ;-)

SimonLauper and Luenchen like this

light travels faster than sound...

that's why some people appear bright...

until they speak...

#bright, #or, #not, #that's, #no, #question, #of, #appearance

mjf, Babs_77, misterlab, PenSword72, musissy, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

of course i talk to myself...

sometimes i need expert advice!!!

#wink

UserOne, mjf, kj55, chocolat, misterlab, tweetybird, Gabbem, PenSword72, Luenchen, avant-garde and 1 other like this

Keinohrhäschen

du fehlst mir sooo sehr :-(

#KeinOhrHäschen, #=, #KOH

foenix likes this

fear is temporary

regret is forever

#dare, #to, #love, #me, #my, #little, #KOH

Babs_77, foenix, Lirpae.., avant-garde and misterlab like this

in alcohol's defense

i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too...

#tipsaaaaaaay

_velaaaa_, Luenchen, PenSword72, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

20,130 people are having sex right now.
51,579 are kissing.
135,457 are hugging.

and you are reading this!!!

trust me, I'm not happy about this either!

#get, #a, #life, #:-)

dor1316, chocolat, godculture, _velaaaa_, kolarg, misterlab, PenSword72, tweetybird, bold, Lirpae.. and 6 others like this

reposted by godculture

women can be compared to different coffees...

only the best keep you awake all night...

#women, #coffee, #all, #night, #long

UserOne, pestapever, chocolat, Gabbem, foenix, ElfiEdel, kolarg, PenSword72, Babs_77, musissy and 2 others like this

i have a dream...

i win this weeks contest!!!

#mlk

avant-garde, kolarg, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

i'm not telling you it is going to be easy...

i'm telling you it's worth it...

#leave, #and, #come, #with, #me

UserOne, chocolat, Gabbem, _velaaaa_, misterlab, foenix, kolarg, PenSword72, Junomea, Lirpae.. and 3 others like this

some women dress up like leopards mating with whales...

#supersized, #fashionvictims

guggigirl, Luenchen, musissy, kolarg, beesmoove, bold, Babs_77, soene and Lirpae.. like this

i saw a chain gang chainsawing the chainsong they were saw..umm singing

#chainsaw

_Nathalie_, Luenchen, kolarg, bold, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

das leben wird nicht gemessen an unseren atemzügen die wir taten, sondern an den orten, momenten und menschen die uns den atem raubten...

Essling, Austria

#koh

foenix, SimonLauper, Luenchen, kolarg, Babs_77, nano560 and Lirpae.. like this

common sense is like deodorant

the people who need it the most never use it...

#common, #sense, #dont, #use, #it

UserOne, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, foenix, tweetybird, bold, _Nathalie_, musissy, misterlab and PenSword72 like this

my neighbor just yelled that loud with her kid...

i almost fell off the couch and cleaned my room as well...

#tidy, #your, #rooms, #everyone

Lirpae.., SimonLauper, tweetybird, bold, Babs_77, musissy, soene and PenSword72 like this

liebe ist wie eine wiese.

sie wächst und wächst bis eine dumme kuh kommt und alles zerstört...

ps: auch stiere fressen gras ;-)

#love, #is, #like, #grass, #till, #a, #cow, #ruins, #it

foenix, soene, Babs_77, A.M., Luenchen, PenSword72, maggy and Lirpae.. like this

i will never give up....

... on you little bunny!

#KOH

Kazsydnor, Lirpae.., Babs_77, PenSword72 and tweetybird like this

#perseiden, #KOH

PenSword72 likes this

the first cut is the deepest they say...

i've cut myself a few times but this time it's beyond expectations...

#scars, #on, #your, #heart, #show, #that, #you've, #loved

kolarg, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, PenSword72 and tweetybird like this

ich weine, ich brülle, ich schreie innerlich...

doch äusserlich lächle ich...

#inside, #and, #outside, #when, #worlds, #apart, #collaps, #within

foenix, Babs_77, musissy, kolarg, emma-freitag, DonSpaccafurnu, aehmpaeh and Lirpae.. like this

liebe eine frau so inniglich und wahrhaftig, dass sie niemals auf den gedanken kommt von jemand anderem mehr geliebt werden zu können...

#liebe

emma-freitag, _Nathalie_, maggy, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and musissy like this

KW

=

Killer Woman

#killer, #woman, #KOH

kolarg, Lirpae.., PenSword72, _Nathalie_ and Babs_77 like this

und selbst wenn ich dich nie kriege,

dann wird eins für immer sein,

dieser schmerz in meinem herzen,

mein leben ohne dich gewesen zu sein...

#die, #hoffnung, #stirbt, #zuletzt!!!

foenix, kolarg, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_ and musissy like this

been busy and there's been no time for thaught...

still you were on my mind...

not even a heartbeat of time for myself...

still my heart beats for you...

#let, #me, #love, #you

kj55, PenSword72 and Lirpae.. like this

es zaubert mir ein riesenlächeln in gesicht wenn ich dir eine freude machen kann...

und damit machst du MIR freude...

<3

#freude, #KOH

emma-freitag, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

i have a disease called

AWESOMENESS

you can't relate coz you don't have it...

#;-), #awesome

mjf, avant-garde, PenSword72, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and kolarg like this

another lovely day without the one to share i long the most...

#du, #fehlst, #mir, @pensword

Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

i stay a bit overweight coz iz wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if i were that funny, attractive, intelligent AND thin...

it's a public service really...

#fun, #skinny

bold, baerble, Lirpae.., PenSword72 and SimonLauper like this

sommergewitter...

und mein herz verlangt nach deiner nähe...

#KOH, #where, #art, #thou?

chocolat, emma-freitag, Lirpae.. and Junomea like this

alles was ich liebe, hat mit dir zu tun

und solang ich lebe wird mein herz nicht ruhen.

alles was ich tu, gestern, heut´ und hier,
ist nur ein umweg, auf meinem weg zu dir.

alles was ich tu, hat nur einen sinn,
dass ich am ende meines lebens, endlich bei DIR bin.

2OK <3 KOH

#grenzenlose, #liebe, #keinohrhäschen, #zweiohrküken

Lirpae.., Pesca, emma-freitag and Babs_77 like this

narben auf meinem körper zeigen dass ich gelebt habe.

narben auf meiner seele zeigen dass ich geliebt habe...

und meine tiefste narbe bist du - und ich streichle sie täglich und weiss nur du kannst sie heilen...

Groß-enzersdorf, Austria

#narben, #leben, #liebe, #KOH, @Pen:

PenSword72, Babs_77, Lirpae.., musissy and Luenchen like this

reposted by jaykay

ich versuche wieder einzuschlafen, weil ich das ende meines traumes erleben will...

Neukagran, Austria

#dreaming, #of, #you, #keinohrhäschen

avant-garde, PenSword72, emma-freitag, musissy, Babs_77, ElfiEdel, Lirpae.., woernie, SimonLauper and Pesca like this

für nichts auf der welt...

würde ich dich aufgeben...

Neukagran, Austria

#auch, #wenn, #es, #mir, #nicht, #gut, #geht, #dabei

PenSword72, emma-freitag, aehmpaeh, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

Viena, Austria

#i, #love, #her, #and, #it, #kills, #me

WeightAverage, Sirskitten, sad_heart, janem803, perellano, lilill, crazynicki513, TheSnapkid, key, juneocallagh and 94 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, jahd, JennieStridh, shannonkwok, artbajrami, kristin-morain, Annette06, jtk, anglotony, maischmarkus and 35 others

i hate when you ignore me like i was some ordinary guy ...

avant-garde, quisten and PenSword72 like this

there's a point in life where you have to decide to give up or to keep fighting...

i chose to love her unconditionally in the first place so my choice is limited...

Ottakring, Austria

#on, #and, #coz, #she's, #THE, #one

foenix, Lirpae.., Babs_77, Luenchen, nano560 and makalapua like this

ich habe dich ganzen tag nicht gesehen, nichts von dir gehört, kein mucks, kein ton - und dennoch habe ich ganze zeit nur an dich gedacht...

#keinohrhäschen

aehmpaeh, foenix and Lirpae.. like this

HURT

inspired by actual events

#love, #hurts

janem803, chocolat, tweetybird, PenSword72, foenix, kj55, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

i see lovers all around me and get sick...

Kaisermühlen, Austria

#why, #can't, #she, #see, #in, #me, #what, #i, #her

SimonLauper, Babs_77, kj55 and Lirpae.. like this

no words, my tears won't make any room for more.
and it hurts like anything i've ever felt before.
no broken heart, no familiar scars

this territory goes uncharted...

Vienna, Austria

#uncharted

pztk, tweetybird, PenSword72, kj55, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

kein ohr
kein herz

kein häschen
nur schmerz...

#don't, #know, #what, #to, #do, #...

Lirpae.., Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

avant-garde, tweetybird, PenSword72, kj55, Junomea, mrinck, nano560, Luenchen and SimonLauper like this

die sonne ist verschwunden
die sterne leuchten nicht

mein herz schlägt flach der puls ist schwach

der wind singt ein qualvolles lied aus meiner seele

DU FEHLST...

#du, #fehlst, #keinohrhäschen

Lirpae.., kolarg, Babs_77, Romansp, Luenchen and nano560 like this

never did i love deeper...

never did i get hurt deeper...

#open, #your, #hearts, #and, #receive, #deep, #love, #pain, @nano560:

beccaboo3, tweetybird, kj55, Lirpae.., bold, Pesca, Luenchen and Babs_77 like this

fly away butterfly, fly away...

if it's meant for us to be together you'll return to me someday...

fly away, fly away...

now my zombie-like lifestate has begun...

#true, #love, #meant, #to, #be, #we'll, #see

_Nathalie_, kj55, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

what am i doing wrong?

nothing!

love won't and can't be wrong!!!

Groß-enzersdorf, Austria

#love, #cannot, #be, #wrong

janem803, sissy_and_bros, kj55, Lirpae.., Luenchen, Babs_77 and SimonLauper like this

salzburg und zurück sind von mir knapp 720km - ich "fahr" mir mal den kopf frei und mach morgen blau...

oder heut blau und morgen kopfweh, weiss noch nicht....

Essling, Austria

#blau, #one, #way, #or, #another

emma-freitag, philseven, Luenchen, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

my biggest wish is to be her biggest wish..

#let, #me, #love, #you

UserOne, Gabbem, PenSword72, bold, Luenchen, guggigirl, kj55, Lirpae.. and kolarg like this

i love her

to see her happy i have to make myself the saddest person on earth...

will i have the strength to endure the pain of loving her?

i do not know...

#love, #hurts

PenSword72, kolarg, Lirpae.., kkim, foenix and kj55 like this

how come love ain't that easy?

any explanations fellow bolders????

and yes i DO love ;-)

#love, #ain't, #easy

kj55 and foenix like this

it's a revelation

we start a revolution!

#revolution

kj55 likes this

love is not about holding hands while understanding each other.

it's about having many misunderstandings and not letting go of eachothers hands...

#love, #holding, #hands, #misunderstand

UserOne, d_bomb, atrano, tweetybird, kolarg, bold, Pesca, Lirpae.., kj55, Babs_77 and 3 others like this

jogging in the morning ain't for me...

i fricken spill the coffee...

#jogging

misterlab, Pumuckel, kj55, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

protect her like a child

love her like your own life

treat her like a queen

respect her like your mother

#respect, #protect, #love

foenix, kj55, Pesca, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

hey, i don't like you

and this is crazy

but here's my finger

so fuck off maybe...

#carly, #rae, #jepsen, #maybe

misterlab, kj55, Pesca and Lirpae.. like this

you're going to want to give up...

DON'T

#never, #give, #up

PenSword72, mountainangel, misterlab, Lirpae.. and _Nathalie_ like this

i've traveled the world.
i've seen good and bad.
i've experienced love.

but in all these years i never met someone so pure like you!

i never felt love so sincere and so deep.

#purity, @Tea:

tweetybird, Lirpae.., Babs_77, nano560 and bold like this

i think about you with every beat of my heart.

longing for your eyes to meet mine...

craving for your touch...

hoping for your heart to synch with mine...

eternal & unconditional

#eternal, #unconditional, #love, #hope

janem803, tweetybird, kj55, bold, PenSword72, foenix, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

reposted by petegutz2

Make mE Love you On the Nighttrain

#melon

Lirpae.., bold, guggigirl and Babs_77 like this

how about some fruit salad?
u bring the melons, i bring the banana

#melon

kolarg, bold, _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

solange die richtige person am ende wartet, ist es egal, wie weit und schwer der weg ist...

#weg, #weit, #schwer, #die, #richtige

mjf, fruitgarden, emma-freitag, foenix, guggigirl, nano560, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

it's not what you say out of your mouth that determines your life...

it's what you whisper to yourself that has the most power!

#determine, #life, #power

mountainangel, nano560, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

i act like i don't fucking care but deep inside I feel fucking miserable...

mountainangel, misterlab, nano560, annabanan and Lirpae.. like this

did you ever meet someone where you knew right from the beginning - THIS person is THE one?

she's completing me...

#love, #complete, #THE, #one

janem803 and Lirpae.. like this

better to be slapped with the truth than being kissed with a lie...

misterlab and Babs_77 like this

bei meiner seele, du bist herzergreifend liebevoll...

wenn ich dich sehe, dann füllst du mein herz mit liebe voll...

#liebevoll, #herzergreifend, #herz, #mit, #liebe, #voll

Babs_77, SimonLauper and Lirpae.. like this

i'd really love to know what you think when i look into your eyes!

i see what you feel though...

<3

#see, #eyes, #look, #love, #think

Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

I'm your pirate dancer...

Trina Turner

#pirate

Luenchen, nadav, LoveFunApps, misterlab, Babs_77 and SimonLauper like this

she's that kind of woman that everytime her feet hit the floor in the morning the devil says "Crap, she's up!"

#heavensent, #mylove, #godlike, #devil

haiden_ and Babs_77 like this

Not

Surfing

Anonymously

#NSA

aehmpaeh, bold and _Nathalie_ like this

have you ever had your heart ripped out of your breast cage while still beating???

by the woman it beats for...?

i had it - and it's now a lump of flesh - reminder of love(life)'s cruelty...

#still, #in, #love, #and, #always, #will...

PenSword72 and Lirpae.. like this

jeder hat ein schicksal.

Sie ist meines!

aehmpaeh, Babs_77, Luenchen, _Nathalie_ and musissy like this

every tear has its treason

#NSA

Babs_77 and _Nathalie_ like this

ganz egal wen ich haben könnte...

... ich will einfach nur dich!

#liebe

aehmpaeh, Babs_77, Luenchen and musissy like this

the sun is shining inside my heart

it's shining for someone special and it will keep away darkness and sorrow from her until my heart stops beating...

#love, #heart, #sun, #shining

janem803, barbaresco, Babs_77, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

ich ertrage es nicht, dass du bei ihm bist

mit deinem körper

mit deinen gedanken

- am UNERTRÄGLICHSTEN aber -

mit deinem Herzen...

barbaresco, Pesca, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

i'm sad
and i know it...

... it get's worse...

... can't do ziiip against it...

:'(

#sad

_Nathalie_ likes this

i'd pick the stars from the sky, i'd read your every wish off your eyes, i'd make everything possible to see you smile, to feel you breathe and to hear your heart beat ...

if only you'd let me to...

#unconditional, #love

PenSword72, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

"what" and "if" - two words as non-threatening as words come.

but put them together and they have the power to haunt you for a lifetime...

"what if..?"

#lifetime, #power, #what, #if?, #haunt

janem803, UserOne, u.n.v.e.u., locupleto, curvema, Vandtastic, pekaboo, truthseeker57, mysteriousnico, cooledpizza and 33 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, JillNYC, ceekaybee, Dar.G, JennieStridh, syamdrey, IamShreyDoshi, tinetta63, rickardmar, brenda_romero and 15 others

ich würde ihr mein leben geben...

denn mein herz hat sie bereits...

#herz, #leben, #liebe

musissy, guggigirl and SimonLauper like this

hallo keinohrhäschen

extra für dich in rosa gehalten ;-)

Essling, Austria

#Keinohrhäschen, #Zweiohrküken

musissy likes this

dass es am ende auch keine andere gibt

die mich so vollendet

die mich so bewegt...

Stadtrandsiedlung, Austria

#vollendung, #perfect, #match, #liebesschwüre

_Nathalie_, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

ich atme dich ein
und nie wieder aus

lass dich in mein herz
lass dich nicht mehr los

ich trage dich bei mir
in meiner brust
hätt alle wege verändert
hätt ich sie vorher gewusst...

Essling, Austria

#liebe, #des, #lebens, #unglücklich, #irrungen, #wirrungen

Romansp, guggigirl, musissy, Pesca and Luenchen like this

ich brauche jemanden der auf "bin in einer stunde bei dir, lass uns durchbrennen" mit "Tasche ist gepackt" antwortet!

Babs_77, Romansp, Pesca, guggigirl, Luenchen, musissy and _Nathalie_ like this

fell in love head over heels

love is so wonderful and yet so cruel...

Lirpae.., Luenchen and guggigirl like this

reposted by syamdrey

hochwasser in österreich/deutschland/tschechien

SCHLAMMMASSENSCHLAMMASSEL

musissy likes this

per sms schluss zu machen ist billig...

per whatsapp gratis!!!

Lirpae.., Luenchen, Babs_77, musissy and _Nathalie_ like this

mädels genau lesen:

Lidschatten - der Grat zwischen "veruchten smokey eyes" und "versoffene Cracknutte" ist schmal.
SEHR schmal!!!

Essling, Austria

barbaresco, _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

would the nude dude please stand up, right! ;-)

aehmpaeh, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

are u nude?

like this bold if u'd like to be nude with someone :-)

hrhr

Luenchen likes this

i have a secret diet

the vodka diet

lose 3 days in one week

#secret

syamdrey, _Nathalie_ and guggigirl like this

im dortmunder zoo will keiner zu den robben...

komisch, oder?

A.M., NukeSkywalker, aehmpaeh and guggigirl like this

reposted by NukeSkywalker

die köchin war zwar weiss geschürzt doch hat sie einen scheiss gewürzt...

Junomea, musissy and aehmpaeh like this

a good nights sleep ends the day and starts the new one with good dreams

Essling, Austria

#dream

Junomea and NukeSkywalker like this

"i want to talk about god with u"

"i wanna talk about batman"

"are u kidding me?"

"who started!!!"

_Nathalie_, guggigirl, Junomea and Luenchen like this

dream a little dream on me

guggigirl, musissy and Luenchen like this

NIVEAU

ist keine Creme...

_Nathalie_, guggigirl, Luenchen and musissy like this

liebe mädels: vor dem schlucken gut blasen ...

der kaffee ist sonst zu heiss ...

mjf, guggigirl, Luenchen and _Nathalie_ like this

i had a dream...

and then my mom crashed into the room and brooke shields was gone...

kkim, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, Junomea and Luenchen like this

i have a date and don't know what to wear...

okay this is the first date but i'm going naked...

motto: wenn du mich das erste mal nackt siehst weisst du dass du einen guten wal getroffen hast...

kj55, aehmpaeh, Pesca, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

last night a girl told ne she really, really likes me then went home with another guy...

i guess i still got fucked but differently ...

UserOne, mjf, syamdrey, kkim, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, kj55 and DonSpaccafurnu like this

reposted by syamdrey

9 out of 10 voices in my head say that I'm not crazy.

the other one is humming the melody of Tetris...

Babs_77, quisten, _Nathalie_, kj55, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

don't grow old...

start to BOLD!!!

Babs_77, kj55, Luenchen and _Nathalie_ like this

i'm so happy i'm close to shitting rainbows...

Pumuckel, musissy and guggigirl like this

you're offended by things i BOLD???

imagine the stuff i hold back...

kj55 and guggigirl like this

it's such a lovely day I think I'll skip the meds and stir things up a bit ...

kj55 likes this

when i want your opinion, I'll check myself into insane asylum 'cause I've obviously lost my
mind if it's come to that...

_Nathalie_, kj55 and guggigirl like this

let's play a game called "fuck yourself!"

you go first...

ehab_faris, Babs_77, kj55, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

amaretto sour

sauer macht lustig :-)

guggigirl likes this

selbstmord ist kein zuckerschlecken

außer man ist diabetiker...

musissy and kj55 like this

sex ist gesund und verlängert das leben

komm her und mach mich unsterblich...

E.Velyn, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, NukeSkywalker, musissy and Luenchen like this

Life is like camera.
Focus on what's important.
Capture the good times.
Develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, just take another shot!!!

Reposted from firies

guggigirl and kj55 like this

brains are such a cool thing

it would be nice if everybody would use them

guggigirl, kj55 and musissy like this

morgens halb 10 in deutschland: "wo is mein knoppers?"

morgens 11 in polen: "mmm knoppers nom nom nom"...

guggigirl likes this

change your words

change your world

ruhip, musissy, claudia and guggigirl like this

nicht dass sie denken ich will mit ihnen ins bett - das sofa reicht auch...

_Nathalie_, claudia, NukeSkywalker and Luenchen like this

was ist algebra?

wenn man morgens die wurzel aus einer unbekannten zieht

_Nathalie_, musissy, claudia and NukeSkywalker like this

ich hab mehr kreditkarten als max mustermann

_Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

burnout ist was für anfänger...

ich hab bereits leckt mich am arsch!!!

aehmpaeh and _Nathalie_ like this

don't lie to the girl of your life for the bitch of the night...

PenSword72, Pesca, claudia, guggigirl, kj55 and Luenchen like this

brüste sich nicht mit silikon wer auch federn nehmen kann

bold, hebdifescht, claudia and guggigirl like this

heeeelp!! what's that bright orange thing in the sky???

hello sun, nice to meet you too!

kj55 and claudia like this

"mom, can i get pregnant doing analsex?"

"sure! where'd you think all the assholes come from!"

Romansp, Pesca, kj55, hebdifescht and guggigirl like this

I'm GREAT
in bed!!!

I can sleep for days....

aehmpaeh, mazzzz1, Pumuckel, kj55, guggigirl and claudia like this

i hate to hang out with MC Hammer and he doesn't let me touch anything...

hebdifescht, kj55, guggigirl and NukeSkywalker like this

poverty is the parent of revolution and crime

aristotle (384-322bc)

perellano, kj55, zaranordin and guggigirl like this

einen kaffee bitte!

"to go?"

nein to stolper and kipp on the t-shirt with extra viel milkschaum, biatch...

Romansp, Pesca, claudia and guggigirl like this

i did not slap you - i just high fived your face...

_Nathalie_ and kj55 like this

man sagt nicht mehr "dumm"

sondern:
geistig unbewaffnete, bildungsresistente, verbal inkompetente, kognitiv suboptimierte, parasitäre Nebenexistenz!!!

i'm sorry you mistook my attitude for my personality

my personality is who i am

my attitude depends on who you are...

mazzzz1, claudia, guggigirl, Pumuckel and empsan like this

ladies - wearing high heels is not sexy when you walk like a newborn calf!!!

jaykay, PenSword72, Pesca, mazzzz1, Pumuckel, claudia and empsan like this

einfach nal dem zeitungsjungen eine schmieren - wer austeilt muss auch einstecken können ;-)

littlethings, hemko, guggigirl and claudia like this

nüchtern betrachtet war's besoffen besser...

kj55, guggigirl and claudia like this

amerikanische trendsportart

WATERBOARDING

aehmpaeh and claudia like this

kann mir mal jemand das wasser reichen

DonSpaccafurnu and guggigirl like this

ostern vorbei und das osternest von 2011 erst wieder nicht gefunden...

kj55 likes this

destroy your enemies by making them your friends

meine nationalität?

mensch!
what else?

when the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace...

mjf likes this

life is
what happens while you are playing with your smartphone

empsan, claudia, _Nathalie_, kj55 and guggigirl like this

???i? ?o ?uiod ????ou? ?o??

Reposted from anonymous

kj55 likes this

when you think of giving up, think of all those people who'd love to see you fail and then just don't give them this pleasure

empsan and kj55 like this

doesn't matter how high you've been

felix baumgartner has been higher

Akatrine, _Nathalie_, kj55 and claudia like this

willste mit mir gehen?

Ja
Nein
Vielleicht

Probewoche mit Fummeln und so...

_Nathalie_, guggigirl, claudia, empsan and Pumuckel like this

1983: Mama zu mir: "Wenn dir Fremde Bonbons anbieten geh nicht mit!"

2013: Ich zu Mama: "Wenn dir Fremde Links schicken, klicke nicht drauf!"

mjf, _Nathalie_, littlethings, empsan and Pumuckel like this

veni, vidi, violini.

kam, sah und vergeigte.

empsan and Pumuckel like this

es wär heut' nicht wie es ist.
wär es damals nicht gewesen wie es war...

claudia likes this

er vergaß sie nie.

er vergaß, sie nie.

kj55 and Pumuckel like this

weisse ostern - toll!

und weihnachten hat es wieder 20 grad und wir plantschen im pool.

when nothing goes right...

GO LEFT!

janeh, hemko and kj55 like this

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

jelectra, Lirpae.., hemko, claudia and kj55 like this

Life is complicated

don't try to find answers

'cause when you found the answers

life simply changes the questions

kj55 likes this

fifty shades of i don't give a shit

janem803, PenSword72, littlethings, empsan and kj55 like this

dear past, thank you for all the lessons.

dear future, i'm now ready for you!

kj55 likes this

surprisingly overworked and seriously underfucked

hemko and kj55 like this

guter sex ist einfach guter sex

schlechter sex ist immer noch okay...

i have sexdaily!
i mean, dyslexia!

Fcuk!!!

claudia, kj55 and empsan like this

don't raise your voice

improve your argument

janem803, kj55 and empsan like this

i'm in one of those moods where i just want to throw a book at someone's face and be like "hey, i facebooked you!"

kj55, Junomea, empsan and guggigirl like this

Niveau sieht nur von unten wie Arroganz aus.

claudia and empsan like this