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How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs your balls and says, "good job"?

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sex without love is better than no sex at all...

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I think a lot, but i don't say much.

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"If you want to be seen, stand up.

If you want to be heard, speak up.

If you want to be appreciated, shut up."

~ Bill Cosby

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Kid: Dad, can we go to McDonald's?
Dad: Only if you can spell McDonald's
Kid: *Thought for a minute, then turned around and said,* "Fuck that, can we go to KFC?"

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If alcohol isn't the answer, then obviously you're asking me the wrong question.

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I wanna be a nice person but everyone is so stupid.

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"Are you free tomorrow?"

No... I am f**king expensive.

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