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I don't believe in luck. I believe in God.

#badluck

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A clear concience is a sure sign of a bad memory

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You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

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If Barbie is soooo popular, Why do you have to buy her friends?

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Who says nothing impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

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Never apologise for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Sex with me.......
Price
less.

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Deep down, you already know the truth.

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God will wreck your plans when he sees that your plans are about to wreck you.

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Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.

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If it doesn't challenge you, it wont change you.

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When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Sex is good, Sex is fine, Doggy style or 69, Just for fun or getting paid, Everyone likes getting laid.

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We are to care for, tend to, utilize to their fullest potential in a just manner all created by God. We bear a responsibility to treat all animals humanely. Never to abuse or harm.

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Drink tripple, See double, Act single!

#protip

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I knew on our first date that I would have real/imaginary sex with you.

#firstdate

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Dude..I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize!!

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We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

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Alawys love a woman for her personality

They have like 10 so you can choose

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How about we don't, but say we did?!!!

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

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The speed limit for sex is 68, because at 69 you have to turn around.

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Drink tripple, See double. Act single.

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I'm not saying you're a slut.......but if your vagina had a password, it would be 1234.

#insults

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movie stars
walk on red carpets cause they're famous,

i walk on toilet paper because i'm the shit!!

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Some people are just beautifully wrapped bullshit.

#insults

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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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Hmmm......Ham and eggs...A days work for a chicken....A lifetime commitment for a pig.

#farmlife

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Humble yourself or life will do it for you.

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Some people just need a hug......around the neck.....with a rope.

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I don't dislike anynody. I just don't fuck with everybody.

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women are becoming the men that hurt them!!!!!

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why is the day that you do laundry. cook, clean, and iron called a day off?

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caffeine is bad for you, sugar is bad for you, alcohol is bad for you, but don't worry, cause that's bad for you too.

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Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

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Scientists gave us Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. How about they stop playing with their dicks & give us something for cancer?

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Oh! You hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY and we meet in the bar

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Oh! You hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY and we meet in the bar

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Would ypu spend 24 hours in jail, or give your cell phone to your girl for 24 hours?

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When a man sleeps in my bed, I put my arm and leg around him. He thinks I'm trying to cuddle, I'm trying to make sure he doesn't steal.

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Some people are just beautifully wrapped bullshit.

#moral

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There are some things money can't buy.....like morals, manners, and integrity.

#moral

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From the first time I saw you, I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.

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men say a women's place is in the kitchen, just remember, that's where all the knives are.

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The difference between light and hard is you can sleep with a light on.

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fighting online is so stupid. I mean. ...What are you gonna do? Busta CAP LOCK on me?

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Hurt me with the truth, but never comfort me with a lie.

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Some people are just beautifully wrapped bullshit.

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I'm thinkin as I'm drinkin and I'm thinkin that i'm drunk.

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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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movie stars
walk on red carpets cause they're famous,

i walk on toilet paper because i'm the shit!!

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Drink tripple, See double. Act single.

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It's better to be a world renowned alcoholic than an alcoholic anonymous.

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Awww! You are spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

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Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.

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Hey.... Remember that person you thought you couldn't live without. Well. ... look at you living and shit.

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Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't give a fuck.

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We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

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It is really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something complicated.

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check this out. Let's eat grandma! Or lets eat , grandma. One is cannibalism, the other is dinner. lmfao. ijs. it's not important, but it is important. Love all you guys. I just want to make sure you are saying what you are saying. The bottom line is .......! I'm bored.... dont have anything better to do. At least I'm honest. LOL.

A synonym is the word you use when you can't spell the other one.

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Life is like a boring game, but at least it has good graphics.

If you die in an elevator, make sure you push the UP button.

Dont be stupid. It might make you famous

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The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

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My husband and I lived happily for 25 years......Then we met.

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You can only be young once. You can he immature forever.

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You can only be young once. You can he immature forever.

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Dont let my appearance cause no interference.

Coffee, chocolate, men.......Some things are just better RICH.

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.

I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Its mostly grapes. Actually, its all grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, I'm having wine for dinner.

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I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Its mostly grapes. Actually, its all grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, I'm having wine for dinner.

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"If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back."

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I'm not saying
you're a slut.

I'm just saying if
your vagina had a password,
it would be 1234.

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Women fake orgasms. Men fake finances.

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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? I'm just sayin. ....

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Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go. Tofsy I'm sending an encouraging message to a fucked up friend. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there. You're special to me. Look at you smiling ay your phone, you crayon eating bastard

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Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go. Tofsy I'm sending an encouraging message to a fucked up friend. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there. You're special to me. Look at you smiling ay your phone, you crayon eating bastard

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If you ever throw me under the bus, you better believe I'm grabbing your ankles and taking you with me.

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Some people just need a hug......around the neck.....with a rope.

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Some people were dropped on their head as babies.....Others were clearly thrown in the air, hit a ceiling fan, bounced off the wall, and fell out the window.

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Today I got my happy pills snd my pissed off pills mixed up, so I took one of each. Now I'm pissed off, but I'm happy about it.

#happypill

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One pill, two pills, three pills, four, five pills, six pills, I'm now happy on the floor.

#happypill

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I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far but I think at least two are cops.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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Some people are just beautifully wrapped bullshit.

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Throw me to the wolves. I will return leading the pack!

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Askhole: A person who always asks for your advice yet always does the opposite.

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No matter how big your house is, how recent your car is, or how big your bank account, our graves will always be the same size.

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No matter how big your house is, how recent your car is, or how big your bank account, our graves will always be the same size.

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The 5 second rule for food dropped on the floor doesn't work if you have a 2 second dog.

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If you keep telling the same sad story....You will keep living the same sad life.

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When God closes a door, as you sit and wait for the next door to open, don't forget to thank him in the hallway.

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If I cant trust you with everything, then I can't trust you with anything

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I will never sacrifice my happiness so someone else can be happy. That's some real shit.!!!!!!

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Self preservation is the first rule of survival. In other words, if you ain't got me, then I ain't got you. Think about it.

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Teamwork makes the dream work!!!!

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Hmmm....ham and eggs. A days work for a chicken......A lifetime commitment for a pig......wow.....That's a stick to it attitude. Do I smell bacon! LOL..

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I'm thinkin as I'm drinkin and I'm thinkin that i'm drunk.

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I always say what I mean, and mean what I say. In other words, say it like you mean it. -Wendy
Williams-
Talk Show Host Extraudinair

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Just because you got a ride on the lucky bus, doesn't mean you should be teaching other people how to drive.

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Why is it that people in your life find it necessary to be in your business.

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When life brings you lemons. ...make Patron shots.
-The Game-

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I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

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I do nails, not drama.

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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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Know what I bring to the table. Trust me, I don't mind eating alone.

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We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

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If I stole your heart and you stole mine, wouldn't that be the perfect crime?

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Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.

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I don't listen to what you say....I watch what you do.

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Askhole: A person who always asks for your advice yet always does the opposite.

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My favorite kind of coffee is the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

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Dont judge women by kilos, and you will not be judged by centimeters.

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why is the day that you do laundry. cook, clean, and iron called a day off?

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I am not an alcoholic. I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.

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An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true.

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Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.

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A dirty book is rarely dusty.

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Flies spread disease. ....Keep yours zipped.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to introduce her to your wife.

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You cant build a reputation on what you are going to do.

-Henry Ford-

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Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't give a fuck.

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Hey.... Remember that person you thought you couldn't live without. Well. ... look at you living and shit.

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When you are down to nothing. ...God is up to something.

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I do nails.....Not drama.

A hoe is like the first and last pieces of bread in the loaf. Everyone touches them, but no one really wants them.

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Rumors are spread by haters, and accepted by idiots.

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Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. ...Only back stabbing, lying, and cheating....but not swearing.

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I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex.

I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can "like" it.

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The therapeutic value of one helping another is without parallel.

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The best way to move forward is to let go of the people holding you back.

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Hurt my kids, and I will bury you where they will never find the body.

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Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.

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Some days I'm humble... Somedays I struggle.... Everyday I hustle.

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Females these days can roll a blunt, but can't season a chicken.

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If you see Cupid.... bitch slap that motherfucker for me.

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Dont bother apologizing if you are going to continue doing the things you said sorry for.

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A friend that becomes an enemy has been hating on you since day one.

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You can't let other people tell you who you are. You have to decide that for yourself.

Show me disloyal, and I will show you detatchment.

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Follow your brains, your heart is dumb as hell!

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Awww! You are spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

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No matter how good a woman you are, you will never be good enough for a man who isn't ready.

It is easier to stay awake till 6am than to wake up at 6am.

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I'm going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine while spraying everything with Febreze.

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Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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It's better to be a world renowned alcoholic than an alcoholic anonymous.

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When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This shit is not what I expected.

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Did you know that your body is made of 70 percent water. Hell, now I'm thirsty.

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Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

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It doesn't matter what race you are. In the dark we are all the same color.

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Friday is my second favorite F word.

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I say no to the drugs, but they won't listen.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

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Condoms should change color when in contact with an STD.

#sex

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Men wear the pants, but ladies control the zipper.

#sex

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Sex on television cant hurt you unless you fall off.

#sex

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Women fake orgasms. Men fake finances.

#sex

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Comdoms and hearts. ....when either one breaks, shit gets ugly.

#sex

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The speed limit for sex is 68, because at 69 you have to turn around.

#sex

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Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.

#sex

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From the first time I saw you, I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.

#sex

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All men approve of premarital sex. ...until they have a daughter.

#sex

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

#sex

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It's been a long time since I've had sex. ..I forget who ties who up.

#sex

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To all the virgins...thanks for nothing.

#sex

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Sex is like high school.....you miss a period and you're in truoble.

#sex

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Love is chemistry, but sex is physics.

#sex

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The difference between light and hard is you can sleep with a light on.

#sex

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Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing aids.

#sex

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A GOOD MAN BREAKS YOUR HEADBOARD!

#sex

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Dont let good sex confuse your heart and make you think you are in love

#sex

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fuck me over one time, shame on you. Fuck me over two times, shame on me.

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It is a man's job to respect a woman. It is a woman's job to give him something to respect.

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You know my name, not my story. You see my smile, not my pain. You notice my cuts, not my scars. You can read my lips, but not my mind.

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This is not a bakery. I don't sugarcoat anything.

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No matter how big your house is, how recent your car is, or how big your bank account, our graves will always be the same size.

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What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.

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How to start an argument on
line.
1. express an opinion.
2. wait for it.......wait for it.....

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Some people are just beautifully wrapped bullshit.

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When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and some nails to make sure it stays that way.

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A good man breaks your headboard.

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Those who stir the shit pot should have to lick the spoon

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If I was s bird, I know who I would shit on.

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If it doesn't challenge you it won't change you.

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Dont let negative people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.

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I don't dislike anynody. I just don't fuck with everybody.

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There are some things money cant buy.....like manners, morals, and integrity.

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When a man sleeps in my bed, I put my arm and leg around him. He thinks I'm trying to cuddle, I'm trying to make sure he doesn't steal.

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Meet the ass family.....Smart, Lazy, and Kiss.

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Would ypu spend 24 hours in jail, or give your cell phone to your girl for 24 hours?

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Slow progress is better than no progress.

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When you let the wrong people in your house stuff will come up missing......like joy, peace, hope, happiness, and faith.

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Your present situation is not your final destination.

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If you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.

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If I cut you off it's because you gave me the scissors.

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Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying your own crap.

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I am me....and honestly that's just something you can never be.

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Everybody loves you until you become the competition.

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If you thought my fall was something to talk about, wait until you see my comeback.

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PRIVATE PROPERTY. If you can read this you are within range.

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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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What others think about you is none of your business.

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.

Then it hit me

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I know a little about a lot of things. I know everything about nothing.

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Drink tripple, See double. Act single.

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my dentist told me i needed a crown.
i was like:

I KNOW, RIGHT?

Reposted from sarah_hilliams

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U can call me Queen B.

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fighting online is so stupid. I mean. ...What are you gonna do? Busta CAP LOCK on me?

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I would rather eat crumbs with bums than eat steaks with snakes.

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2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle
Only smart people will get this. Repost if you get it.

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2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle
Only smart people will get this. Repost if you get it.

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I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far but I think at least two are cops.

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I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?....Didn't think so.

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You are always responsible for how you act, no matter how you feel.

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Hurt me with the truth, but never comfort me with a lie.

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Dear Karma, I know where the ones you missed are hiding.

bulliho, philipsonn, dor1316, Convo_Ray, ezzclean, trill01, sidita, flegelkind and PenSword72 like this

Being polite these days is so rare. These days it is confused with flirting.

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20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hope and steve jobs.
now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

please, don't let kevin bacon die!

Reposted from beesmoove

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20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hope and steve jobs.
now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

please, don't let kevin bacon die!

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men say a women's place is in the kitchen, just remember, that's where all the knives are.

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men say a women's place is in the kitchen, just remember, that's where all the knives are.

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woman are not moody.
we simply have days when we are less inclined to put up with your shit.

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movie stars
walk on red carpets cause they're famous,

i walk on toilet paper because i'm the shit!!

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when some one shows you who they are believe them.

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It's always better to be seen than vviewed.

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For the love of God, please stop sending me game requests!!!!!!!!!

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It doesn't matter who broke you down. What matters is who made you smile again!!!!!!!

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Hurt me with the truth, but never comfort me with a lie!

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people who shine from within, dont need a spotlight.!!

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Spoil me with loyalty. I can finance myself.

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Dont regret gettin older. It's a priveledge denied to many. I'm 48 and loving it.

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Dont worry, summer will soon be here, then you can all complain that it's too HOT.

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My parents spanked me add a child
As a result, I now suffer from a psychological disorder called "Respect for Others."

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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It doesn't matter who you used to be. What matters is who you have become!!!!!

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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God will wreck your plans when he sees your plans are about to wreck you! !!

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Deep down you already know the truth.....

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women are becoming the men that hurt them!!!!!

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Thank God I dont look like what I've been through!

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I tend to be awkward if I find you attractive!

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I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do!!!

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the real people dont need a lot of friends!

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Throw me to the wolves. I will return leading the pack!

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Humble yourself or life will do it for you.

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Ambition is the new SEXY!

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I pray daily. God is easier to talk to than most people!

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The worst person to be around is someone who complains about everything, and appreciates nothing!

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don't ever stray away from yourself to get closer to someone else!

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Dont be sorry I trusted you. My mistake, not yours!

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I will not apologise for who I am!

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Tough times never last, but tough people do!

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Never sacrifice who you are just because someone else has a problem with it!

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we are all being judged by someone who isn't even close to having their self together!

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Real men spoil their women!

just because I can't see it, doesn't mean I cant believe it.

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No God, No Peace. Know God, Know peace.

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knowing how to touch her, without touching her, really touches her.

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if you cant be kind, be quiet

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