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TheShadowpfote

Sorry, i can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roomate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.

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Love is
never
having to wank yourself again

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self-diagonised with Strikhedonia.
Which is the pleasure to be able to say the hell with it !

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Think left and think right, think high and think low. Oh the thinks you can think up if only you try.
-Dr. Seuss

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my son asked me to check under the bed for monsters. smiling, i check and find him, another him, under the bed. he whispered to me in horror, "momma, there's someone on the bed."

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Trying to stay "Sunnyside up" can be really hard you see..

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Sex on television cant hurt you unless you fall off.

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People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

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