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odaroed

A boot up your ass is better than a fist in the face..
Unless you like that kind of stuff.

...stay away from me.

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I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

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I don't like to think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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I just rescued some vodka.

It was trapped
in a bottle...

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If someone gives you the middle finger, ask them, "what time?".

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Relationship
status:

...eating •

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The only pill that could make me happy is one that sets you on fire.

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The "five second" rule doesn't apply if you have a "two second" dad..

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