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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

-The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

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What's 5 inches long, has a head on it, it's in a mans pants and women love to blow it?

- money $

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life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're morbidly obese.

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I'm in such bad shape, the only times I do sit-ups are when I sneeze!

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There are 3 kinds of people.

Those who can count, and those who can't!

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If you see someone crying, ask if it is because of their haircut •

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I just burned myself on a slice of pizza

so I guess it's true what they say: love hurts

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Joke of the day: two women sitting next to each other minding their own business

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