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A clitoris is half dolphin half dinosaur, every man knows that.

#Science

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I put the Meth in Christmeth.

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Believe it or not, being offended is a choice and so is your tongue up my ass.

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I eat a lot of snacks for someone who eats twelve meals a day.

#always, #hungry

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Me: Men get sexier with age.

My mirror:
You pathetic ugly fuck.

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Sex so good,
I watched the video twice.

#igetit

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