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AngelicAngelia

apparently, jokingly opening my legs open when the dentist says open wide is frowned upon in this establishment.

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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Yeah, I tried to order a burrito at the ATM. So what?

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I almost had an "I need a guy moment" but then I was able to get the vodka open.

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The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

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Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

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