Boldomatic's Posts

When days are long and nights are endless
Seek the lonely, and the friendless

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#new, #mission, #endless

Krisargent, shipfinex, 27thAvenue, leavemealone, srdstatus, 80zTraxx, laurislee, kajalsekhon, meagain, eulekauzig and 10 others like this

With everything that's going on in the world at the moment, we can only hope that somewhere on this planet a hobbit with a ring is on his way to a volcano...

Reposted from TimBuktu

#summery, #mission, #finally, #winner

canthonybryant, Flockae, shipfinex, gizmo2705, EcooHeART, ernstrose, Robomeleon, srdstatus, ronel, korolokorokoko and 4 others like this

Summer is here. I'm so excited. I wet my plants.

Reposted from hebdifescht

#new, #mission #summery

EcooHeART, Zeba, Debilynn77, DebateControl, Roxas, BoldDelight, SashoKremich, AndSheCame, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and 10 others like this

we have egg shortage because so many hens began identifying as roosters

Reposted from anonymous

#frenemy, #mission, #winner

PieKSER, M0to_bella, srdstatus, Zeba, Debilynn77, DebateControl, SwinglaR, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, UsualMan and 6 others like this

be a generous friend and a fair enemy

Reposted from siouxz

#New, #Mission#, #Frenemy, #Live

EcooHeART, Fridaa, Lovertolove, n_dine9, Debilynn77, DebateControl, buzzielizzy, TopLoan, steefaan76, EmilyHeller and 9 others like this

The truth doesn't always set you free but it can reduce your sentence.

Reposted from petegutz2

#honest, #mission #winner, @petegutz2

guid91, b0110x, Debilynn77, SyncNConnect, Krisargent, perellano, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, boldino, Sledge and 3 others like this

So, I think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things.

Reposted from bold

#Mission, #live, #honest

Debilynn77, Moomaa55, SyncNConnect, jalsen, JulieanneS, MarcellaA, perellano, eulekauzig, timothy21, AndSheCame and 4 others like this

a nobody can't see what it means to be

Reposted from anonymous

#Congrats, #Mission, #Winner, #Nobody, @boldino

eulekauzig, timothy21, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, boldino and Krisargent like this

Nobody changes until the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of change.

Reposted from misterlab

#New, #Mission, #Nobody

ExperienceFeel, b0110x, n_dine9, mrvincent, gungam, LetExchange, EcooHeART, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, BoldDelight and 8 others like this

The way things are going, this year, instead of a new new year maybe a recycled old year that worked like a charm, might do?

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#Congrats, @CurrentNobody, #for, #winning, #the, #charm, #mission

bimqja, Moomaa55, mrvincent, ExperienceFeel, EcooHeART, BoldDelight, Stig300, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, boldino and 1 other like this

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart!

Reposted from ErikSmit

#The, #Charm, #Mission, #is, #on, #until, #JAN, #3rd.

Moomaa55, mrvincent, PeaceReaction, ErikSmit, PieceAngle, prubton, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, Sledge, OnlineGuy and 4 others like this

we need to trust each other more.

i'll be right behind you, trust me.

Reposted from killerjoe1941

#trust-issues, #mission, #winner

Fridaa, Moomaa55, SouthDrawer, --ela--, prubton, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, Sledge and boldino like this

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

Reposted from rebeccaaikio

#New, #Mission, #trust-issues

n_dine9, Moomaa55, mizzjanet70, Lovertolove, MustBNiceLyfeJ, SouthDrawer, 27thAvenue, EmilyHeller, MarcellaA, Brosuperior and 6 others like this

O you humans,
I just love you, sometimes I almost feel like one of you.

Reposted from Krisargent

#Mission, #Winner, #oh-those-humans, @Krisargent

n_dine9, Moomaa55, mrvincent, boldino, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Sasquatchprime like this

so many humans so little humanity

Reposted from tweetybird

#New, #Mission, #oh-those-humans

n_dine9, Moomaa55, Lovertolove, SouthDrawer, DeafLori, williamsj04, MarcellaA, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS, prubton and 6 others like this

after all the
balance in the
world, I am now
zenophobic

Reposted from prubton

#Mission, #Winner, #Zen, @prubton

e42d, MarcellaA, prubton, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS and EmilyHeller like this

MAKE AMERICA
GIGGLE
AGAIN

Reposted from buzzielizzy

#USA, #go, #vote, #Americans

EcooHeART, Raymond1958, diziy, EmilyHeller, JulieanneS, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, prubton, Krisargent, boldino and 3 others like this

now and zen, says zhe german
.

Reposted from karlokoenig

#zen, #mission #live, #14days

Sparks1957, CurrentNobody, prubton, Krisargent, boldino and RandomHero1981 like this

Another Trump in the Wall

Reposted from Mel.Filsinger

#MAGA, #Mission, #USA, #Politics, #YourView, #Candidates

Raymond1958, PaymentKind, ConradKilroy, TheProbe, MarcellaA, TimBuktu, eulekauzig, prubton, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS and 3 others like this

you unhorny my mind

Reposted from prubton

#winner, #intimate, #mission

MustBNiceLyfeJ, iamjustanerror, skopi, TheProbe, darkgrey67, cheeks, TimBuktu, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, Krisargent and 3 others like this

if
anything goes, become a thing

Reposted from anonymous

#Winner, #anything, #mission, @boldino

BoldDelight, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS, EmilyHeller, Sasquatchprime, CurrentNobody, timothy21, AndSheCame, prubton, boldino and 3 others like this

I get road rage walking behind people.

Reposted from BoldDelight

#Big-Words, #winner, #mission, @BoldDelight

b0110x, Moomaa55, e42d, iamjustanerror, Hamlet, nyxsatrn, mbbenedetti, PaxRomana, MaMaGaToR, SupaM and 21 others like this

Sometimes,
the right words
just show up at
the right time.

Reposted from JodieT

#big-words, #mission

Moomaa55, MustBNiceLyfeJ, Lolababy2024, i_see_my_world, Randombits, MaMaGaToR, b0110x, NatureYear, sofiyaa, michaelboss and 14 others like this

I DON'T THINK MY INNER CHILD IS EVER MOVING OUT.

Reposted from buzzielizzy

#Baby, #Mission, #Winner

MustBNiceLyfeJ, roosterbear, TheProbe, Editee, prubton, RevolutionStep, ShowVisualJane, sofiyaa, DropMeaning, ErrorFear and 11 others like this

if hope dies last, how would I know?

Reposted from anonymous

#hope, #gravestone

b0110x, ErrorFear, kaye_x, hanueli, juliettebravo, Krisargent, lonelyscribe, JMBis, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS and 2 others like this

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

rocket-list.com

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

#Mission, #Baby, #Rocket-List

Fridaa, Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, TheProbe, WholeActivity, eulekauzig, ErrorFear, bonifacechacha, noxx, Krisargent and 10 others like this

for peace of mind know when to give a shit and what fuck can be spared

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#spiritual

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, ShohanKhangfx, NatureYear, m_anka, dor1316, EmilyHeller, JulieanneS, lakin, eulekauzig and 5 others like this

NOT ALL RELATIONSHIPS WILL LEAD TO MARRIAGE ,
SOME WILL HELP YOU DISCOVER NEW RESTAURANTS

Reposted from buzzielizzy

#showmemore, #winner

Moomaa55, b0110x, Rainbowalker, Bvashir, l84aflight, Goldmine, DirtGood, lc.ssbch, Krisargent, rhodrihughes and 15 others like this

you can learn a lot about a woman by the way she torches your car.

Reposted from graceyo

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, buzzielizzy, CrackMemory, Electrifier, stinker62, NetStranger, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, michaelboss and 9 others like this

So tired of stupid
Don't leave the house

Reposted from Fionacatherine

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, nyxsatrn, Krisargent, JumpHead, SignatureClass, Yakoozas, lakin, ServePipe, moonsecrets and 10 others like this

Show me all you have

Nah, that's not what I mean

Reposted from perellano

#ShowMeMore, #Mission

iamjustanerror, HookMidnight, Krisargent, Nyx25, SirenadeX, DarrylS, lakin, _axe___, adrianac, EmilyHeller and 11 others like this

waiting for political systems to get better is like waiting for a ship at the airport.

Reposted from graceyo

Moomaa55, GarbageSetting, iamjustanerror, nyxsatrn, TextDriver, l84aflight, kaye_x, Krisargent, Lovertolove, Kw5150 and 13 others like this

my gift to you is that i'm different.

Reposted from rolandmorgan

#yep

willempopeye, GarbageSetting, Lolababy2024, oxido1976, DropMeaning, Krisargent, leah_says, Nyx25, stinker62, l1zash and 14 others like this

I'm so glad to be one of those people who can listen to music without jogging...

Reposted from TimBuktu

Moomaa55, MustBNiceLyfeJ, iamjustanerror, karamojo, Krisargent, Kw5150, cbretscher, gizmo2705, SashoKremich, AndSheCame and 8 others like this

and
from time
to time
a little sigh

Reposted from Juli7

NatureYear, david71, kaye_x, advicebyke, NerveMove, SirenadeX, myhobyportal, JulieanneS, OnlineGuy, MarcellaA and 10 others like this

I don't miss anyone like I missed boldomatic

Reposted from Ziya

BeautifulTour, ClerkMedicine, ShoeAffair, GIAN-B., maybelater, myhobyportal, Sasquatchprime, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and 8 others like this

Keep them stupid.
Keep them busy. Keep them poor.

Reposted from BoldDelight

GarbageSetting, Stranger01, Krisargent, Sick_Nose, Maschinenjunge, myhobyportal, vinnilove, RoughStep, farishfitry, SirenadeX and 13 others like this

So many quiet moments between the words...

Reposted from sudeshnarocks

kaye_x, NerveMove, myhobyportal, SirenadeX, EmployRow, Krisargent, guid91, sudeshnarocks, Trek, Andromenadda and 1 other like this

With everything that's going on in the world, remember, there's also peace.

Reposted from juliettebravo

kaye_x, SupaM, SashoKremich, myhobyportal, SirenadeX, PositionAir, Krisargent, EmilyHeller, hanna1, eulekauzig and 8 others like this

a fart is a wish your butt makes

Reposted from siouxz

Moomaa55, GarbageSetting, iamjustanerror, oxido1976, david71, SashoKremich, myhobyportal, SirenadeX, espressino, Lovertolove and 12 others like this

my reality check bounced.

Reposted from graceyo

#reality

Moomaa55, MustBNiceLyfeJ, iamjustanerror, gogetter, johkimi, myhobyportal, kimfuller, guid91, Andromenadda, nreyes and 11 others like this

Trust nothing but hips.

They don't lie.

Reposted from EliseD

#hips

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, johkimi, myhobyportal, NetStranger, SirenadeX, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, gizmo2705, guid91 and 7 others like this

i treat people the way i want to be treated.
i leave them the fuck alone.

Reposted from graceyo

#word

Moomaa55, MustBNiceLyfeJ, iamjustanerror, DonSpaccafurnu, cbretscher, SashoKremich, myhobyportal, NetStranger, charliedupre89, Andromenadda and 10 others like this

Today give a stranger one of your smiles..
it might be the only sunshine he sees all day •

Reposted from Lirpae..

kaye_x, NerveMove, cbretscher, SashoKremich, myhobyportal, Andromenadda, SirenadeX, guid91, OnlineGuy, EmilyHeller and 10 others like this

live your dream

but shut up!

Reposted from TimBuktu

#winner, #winterblues

Moomaa55, MustBNiceLyfeJ, iamjustanerror, oxido1976, cbretscher, myhobyportal, Andromenadda, Krisargent, RoundCoffee, kara.zorel and 12 others like this

we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry

Reposted from dreamworld

#lies, #mission, #live

oxido1976, drkayc, b0110x, kaye_x, JTR2, m_anka, david71, myhobyportal, vinnilove, Andromenadda and 13 others like this

Work like you don't need the money.
Or like you've already spent it. Whatever.

Reposted from Ziya

drkayc, b0110x, cbretscher, myhobyportal, gizmo2705, dhrxv, timmer, ThamesEffect, johkimi, TreeTreeTree and 16 others like this

Summer is
careless
adventure.
Winter is
when shit
gets real.

Reposted from JodieT

#winterblues, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, myhobyportal, Krisargent, kara.zorel, Bambii727, DropMeaning, RoundCoffee, Lirpae.., MarcellaA, SirenadeX and 10 others like this

Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you won't win, but you can try...

Reposted from TimBuktu

#winning, #winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, drkayc, david71, kaye_x, Lovertolove, vinnilove, PartNail, yaboyfrenabum, gizmo2705 and 14 others like this

Winning isn't everything.

Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also very important.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

#winning, #mission

iamjustanerror, drkayc, kaye_x, MFFVD, timmer, dr4ft, RoundCoffee, Lirpae.., EzE2422, Adnanhaj and 18 others like this

after the mask mandates, we should never take fresh air for granted.

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#fresh, #mission, #winner

Moomaa55, Lovertolove, RoundCoffee, EzE2422, HoneyNecessary, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, lonelyscribe and JMBis like this

Love & eggs are best when they're fresh.

Reposted from sarcaSM

#fresh, #mission

Moomaa55, espressino, ThamesEffect, RoundCoffee, Lirpae.., MarcellaA, JulieanneS, HoneyNecessary, OnlineGuy, JMBis and 9 others like this

they still believe in god, but act like there is none.

Reposted from edon

#omg

kaye_x, yaboyfrenabum, timmer, FullCircle, RoundCoffee, JMBis, Lirpae.., tietscha, OhWilde, elsimon and 12 others like this

NEXT WEEK HAS BEEN EXHAUSTING

Reposted from busylizzie

Zurich, Switzerland

#draft

RevolutionStep, SashoKremich, yaboyfrenabum, DropMeaning, RoundCoffee, mindshiften, elsimon, kara.zorel, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

is fucktastrophe a word? because i feel it would be very useful...

Reposted from siouxz

#energy

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, kaye_x, RoundCoffee, Irisheyez815, l84aflight, AbilityMention, Jannek, biloba, AndSheCame and 7 others like this

London Bridge is down

Reposted from heidierdbeer

Zurich, Switzerland

#Queen, #Elizabeth, #RIP

oxido1976, SoilSense, wizlosophy, ronel, hmiyazaki, PositionAir, MarcellaA, JulieanneS, eulekauzig, heidierdbeer and 4 others like this

He who is hot before it is hot is twice as hot.
She who is not hot before it is hot is not as hot as he who is not hot.

Reposted from Ziya

#hot, #winner

iamjustanerror, drkayc, advhccenter, BorisDSNikas, wizlosophy, NovelDotangie, prubton, LockSlip, JulieanneS, OnlineGuy and 10 others like this

Satan called.

He wants his weather back.

Reposted from Dwell

#fucking-hot, #mission

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, Irisheyez815, l84aflight, kara.zorel, advhccenter, TyRosine, LockSlip, Zeba, wizlosophy and 11 others like this

My body is a temple.
Therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes.

Reposted from Sledge

#expensive, #mission, #winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, kaye_x, vinnilove, Krisargent, kends427, gizmo2705, NovelDotangie, LockSlip, guid91 and 6 others like this

Please don't complain if you are so attached to your problem that you are not really committed to solving it.

Reposted from BoldDelight

#shrink, #mission, #winner

TextDriver, kaye_x, m_anka, charliedupre89, OhWilde, elsimon, b0110x, DRAGON1, SalaryMath, kara.zorel and 16 others like this

Who knew the apocalypse was going to be so slow and expensive?

Reposted from Sasquatchprime

#expensive, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, m_anka, ExperienceFeel, Irisheyez815, CarterWisdom, TyRosine, timmer, edon, quotesbylu, guid91 and 6 others like this

after six months of evaluation from a therapist, her diagnosis was "low income".

Reposted from graceyo

#shrink, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, kaye_x, Irisheyez815, gizmo2705, specialorbits, wizlosophy, quotesbylu, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, BoldDelight and 6 others like this

I was going to make a joke about homosexuality, butt fuck it.

Reposted from Sledge

#gay, #mission, #winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, kaye_x, ThamesEffect, BoxingBelted, specialorbits, timmer, biloba, JMBis, TimBuktu and 1 other like this

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

Reposted from wookie

#gay, #mission

Moomaa55, kaye_x, ThamesEffect, BoxingBelted, TyRosine, timmer, DRAGON1, littlerockstar, EmilyHeller, Andromenadda and 8 others like this

Maybe We Should Call Schools Uteruses So Republicans Will Care About Kids Dying In Them

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#guns, #mission #winner

ThamesEffect, Irisheyez815, CarterWisdom, kends427, timmer, juggernaut-23, DRAGON1, littlerockstar, guid91, BorisDSNikas and 7 others like this

hold hands not guns

Reposted from RulesOfLife

#guns, #mission, #open

kaye_x, OhWilde, mindshiften, kara.zorel, ludoyngyk, littlerockstar, TwistWeather, ServePipe, JulieanneS, HoneyNecessary and 8 others like this

it's half past too late already

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#late, #mission, #winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, MrSmylz, CarterWisdom, DRAGON1, quotesbylu, guid91, BlameHello, perellano, CountVlad and 5 others like this

You can't be late until you show up

Reposted from kopcole

#late, #mission

b0110x, kaye_x, MrSmylz, ThamesEffect, OhWilde, CarterWisdom, kara.zorel, quotesbylu, DataCrash, diebuendner and 15 others like this

If there is life without the internet... send me the link

Reposted from ErikSmit

#website, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, Krisargent, Sleepyhelper, MagicSkyInaBox, timmer, quotesbylu, Dunkelbunt, karlokoenig, BoldDelight, prubton and 5 others like this

I'm at my manliest when a website tells me my password is 'very strong'.

Reposted from sarcaSM

#website, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, Sleepyhelper, yagidojo, gizmo2705, shineghaM, GearPush, MarcellaA, JulieanneS, BoldDelight, BorisDSNikas and 7 others like this

is there any Gym for
introverts where we
can practice to match
others expectations?

Reposted from prubton

#sports, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, amitshastri363, S.Ironheart, GearPush, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, CountVlad, karlokoenig, prubton, JMBis and 3 others like this

I don't like being told what to do unless I am Naked

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#mission, #winner, #men

iamjustanerror, jaeldanielle, CustomerDrama, gizmo2705, sacha_pants, Adnanhaj, kara.zorel, GearPush, whatziesesaid, Sasquatchprime and 18 others like this

Love is when you're drunk and sober calling the same woman...

Reposted from TimBuktu

#mission, #winner, #drunk

iamjustanerror, Lovertolove, defunkizm, shineghaM, Adnanhaj, kara.zorel, SportFire, char6942, EmilyHeller, MarcellaA and 10 others like this

I can see beerly now the brain has gone.

Reposted from LutherBlissett

#drunk, #mission, #live

Moomaa55, ThamesEffect, yagidojo, GuaranteeFrame, ReachSession, kara.zorel, Headscratcher, anttikar79, JulieanneS, MarcellaA and 6 others like this

EVERYTHING
HAPPENS FOR
NO REASON

Reposted from harlequina

#unmotivational, #winner

iamjustanerror, SalaryMath, DRAGON1, buzzielizzy, CookieConcept, prubton, kara.zorel, char6942, Headscratcher, yagidojo and 5 others like this

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.

Reposted from sarcaSM

#unmotivational, #mission

Moomaa55, OhWilde, quotesbylu, kara.zorel, char6942, Headscratcher, DRAGON1, yagidojo, DannyBah, EmilyHeller and 8 others like this

as I smell you words become colors

Reposted from anonymous

#smell, #mission, #winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, OhWilde, prubton, Headscratcher, yagidojo, BorisDSNikas, karlokoenig, JMBis, BoldDelight and 3 others like this

I LOVE THE SMELL OF POSSIBILITY IN THE MORNING.

Reposted from dreamworld

#smell, #mission, #live

Moomaa55, DRAGON1, yagidojo, NovelDotangie, quotesbylu, bvooas, RopeRisk, oohlahlah_girl, valerie1508, Headscratcher and 14 others like this

We are different so that we can learn from each other.

But not everyone knows that either.

Reposted from TimBuktu

#learn, #mission, #winner

Moomaa55, yagidojo, MmeRolex, HoneyNecessary, BorisDSNikas, karlokoenig, BoldDelight, prubton, petegutz2, AndSheCame and 2 others like this

Once you learn how much you're worth you'll stop giving people discounts.

Reposted from anonymous

#learn, #Mission, #live

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, OhWilde, CarterWisdom, quotesbylu, char6942, Sapphire17, PositionStable, Adnanhaj, EmilyHeller and 10 others like this

GETTING MAD AT YOUR HAIR IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT KIND OF ANGER

Reposted from buzzielizzy

#Red, #Mission, #Winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, Sapphire17, AndSheCame, TimBuktu, BoldDelight, adrianac, eulekauzig, JMBis and prubton like this

Roses are red, here's something new. Violets are violet, not fucking blue

Reposted from jakobking13

#Red, #Mission #live

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, Damazonia, LegRoyal, PaleMoon21, Sapphire17, JulaAcosta, fuzyfixr, Lswieckitay, prubton and 17 others like this

Best place to be is in somebody's

thoughts
heart
prayers

Highest privilege to be
in all three.

- lonelyscribe

Reposted from lonelyscribe

#favorite-place, #winner #mission

Moomaa55, Sapphire17, BorisDSNikas, prubton, SINANDONMEZ, habkuk0815, saniakhimji, HoneyNecessary, BoldDelight, TimBuktu and 4 others like this

You're my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.

Reposted from Dwell

#favorite-place, #mission, #live

Moomaa55, OhWilde, Princeantony, MmeRolex, Sapphire17, Adnanhaj, okpicollo, healfam, tietscha, Kyzze and 14 others like this

oh darn, it looks like i missed the boat to giveafuck island (again)

Reposted from siouxz

#fuckery, #winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, LazyWorker, RopeRisk, oohlahlah_girl, timmer, Sapphire17, healfam, ketling, guid91 and 6 others like this

If you fuck up and unfuck your fuck up and nobody seen the fuckery, did you even fuck up at all ??

Reposted from Bettydent

#fuckery, #mission, #live

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, char6942, Sapphire17, timmer, SINANDONMEZ, ketling, PuNKProFPuNX, TheDudeXV, BuddhaCat and 19 others like this

Sometimes
I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day....

Reposted from sudeshnarocks

#morning, #winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, timmer, Sapphire17, healfam, sudeshnarocks, BorisDSNikas, mrgsocial, prubton, SourceBlack and 7 others like this

Did you test your free will today?

Reposted from Ziya

#mission, #winner, @ziya

char6942, Sapphire17, timmer, drunken_monk84, SINANDONMEZ, Kyzze, BorisDSNikas, l84aflight, ModelTowel, EmilyHeller and 16 others like this

If a girl says 'have fun.'
do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat.
Abort mission.

Reposted from avant-garde

#mission, #newmission, #misso

iamjustanerror, timmer, Sapphire17, Chery_sours, HeTax, SeanNoWay69, Juggerz, wizlosophy, habkuk0815, nightwalker and 15 others like this

when you're a kid, you don't realize that you're also watching your parents grow up.

Reposted from siouxz

#mission, #winner, #hope

CarterWisdom, dearstrangers, char6942, SINANDONMEZ, PuNKProFPuNX, Chery_sours, upupandaway, healfam, SeanNoWay69, SizeValue and 6 others like this

when you're a kid, you don't realize that you're also watching your parents grow up.

Reposted from siouxz

#Hope, #mission, #winner

Moomaa55, OhWilde, b0110x, frduke, SeanNoWay69, siouxz, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, TimBuktu and 1 other like this

Confidence is the present tense of hope.

Reposted from aana

#Hope, #Mission, #Live

ThamesEffect, OhWilde, Sapphire17, healfam, SeanNoWay69, prakhar007fly, aana, hommage, mahdiasli, JulieanneS and 8 others like this

We can't feed the poor but we can fund a war

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#WestandwithUkraine, #Winner

stunner2211, char6942, Sapphire17, SINANDONMEZ, PuNKProFPuNX, masterlee0423, Chery_sours, healfam, SeanNoWay69, prakhar007fly and 9 others like this

#WeStandWithUkraine

Reposted from Boldomatic

#WeStandWithUkraine, #Mission, #live

Moomaa55, robke333, DRAGON1, SeanNoWay69, charliedupre89, BorisDSNikas, HoneyNecessary, AndSheCame, heidierdbeer, JulieanneS and 4 others like this

You never realize what you have until it's gone.
For example, Toilet Paper.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

#ToiletPaper, #Mission, #Live

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, Kyzze, masterlee0423, SeanNoWay69, weenyhutjr, MarcellaA, OnlineGuy, biloba, tobimeister and 11 others like this

free your
inner sloth

Reposted from prubton

#Slow, #Mission, #Winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, PuNKProFPuNX, SeanNoWay69, Nippran321, PublicScratch, prubton, JMBis, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and 5 others like this

#WeStandWithUkraine

#WeStandWithUkraine

DRAGON1, SeanNoWay69, rachelfox, charliedupre89, UserOne, Ziya, buzzielizzy, Sasquatchprime, Timon, BorisDSNikas and 34 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Jaedi, Sledge, Trek, CurrentNobody and petegutz2

3 horrible things in life:

1) Seeing your mom cry.

2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else.

3) Slow Internet.

Reposted from LingLewandowski

#Slow, #Mission, #live

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, Sapphire17, PuNKProFPuNX, masterlee0423, Chery_sours, DRAGON1, weenyhutjr, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and 3 others like this

No one cares about
your thigh gap.

Reposted from Ziya

#wasted, #winner

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, SeanNoWay69, BoldDelight, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, JMBis, Ziya, prubton and petegutz2 like this

A perfectly useable set of 24 hours wasted on total and utter bullshit.. Oh how I love sundays!

Reposted from Moon-D

#wasted, #mission, #live

Moomaa55, iamjustanerror, OhWilde, DRAGON1, SeanNoWay69, weenyhutjr, michaelboss, EmilyHeller, Trek, Ziya and 12 others like this

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Reposted from Sledge

#Alexa, #winner

iamjustanerror, iliketitles, char6942, ploypatchara, afritude, ssa07, okpicollo, liloulil, charliedupre89, MindSpecialist and 16 others like this

Alexa, who cares?

Reposted from JodieT

#Alexa, #mIssion, #open

charliedupre89, tmd2020, boufriss_, ankur, MarcellaA, BorisDSNikas, CurrentNobody, Trek, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS and 6 others like this

Blah blah something, yadda yadda whatever.

Reposted from Authlander

#Hype, #Mission, #Winner, #BlahBlah

Moomaa55, valerie1508, tmd2020, Authlander, streetmedic, CurrentNobody, PublicScratch, Trek, AndSheCame, JMBis and 4 others like this

I've tried to catch it
many times, to share
in all the hype but sadly the excitement comes
from vision without sight.

Reposted from Authlander

#Hype, #Mission, #live

S.Ironheart, JMBis, EmilyHeller, MarcellaA, OnlineGuy, tru_, timothy21, CurrentNobody, prubton, EngiNerd and 4 others like this

I'm not that good at being myself.

Reposted from PennyLame

#mission, #winner, #myproblem

CookieConcept, char6942, SizeValue, nightwalker, elsimon, okpicollo, boufriss_, krystal, MimiRock, iam_diran and 9 others like this

I think my problem is that I have really fantastic
bad ideas.

Reposted from wallifer

#MyProblem

iamjustanerror, valerie1508, nightwalker, guid91, WayMaster, CHAOS_DEVINE, sssssdjkfr, MimiRock, gizmo2705, andiebrust and 22 others like this

And from whom did you get your own opinion?

Reposted from BoldDelight

#warandpeace, #winner

iamjustanerror, char6942, DRAGON1, charliedupre89, habkuk0815, Timon, tietscha, andiebrust, karlokoenig, deepestpain and 9 others like this

almost without exception, anyone who starts a war in the name of peace, is a peace of shit.

Reposted from locupleto

#EndOfWar, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, char6942, weenyhutjr, Timon, aleandro_cgn, S.Ironheart, CHAOS_DEVINE, boufriss_, PapaShanka, robke333 and 13 others like this

You are part of a puzzle in someone's life. You may never know where you fit.

But someone's life might never be complete without you in it.

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#incomplete, #mission, #winner

OhWilde, TowerFemale, alkel14, char6942, ploypatchara, weenyhutjr, Timon, BaconAndPotato, CHAOS_DEVINE, --ela-- and 13 others like this

When something is gained through sacrifice,
it will always feel incomplete.

Reposted from Jamille

#incomplete, #mission, #live

char6942, ploypatchara, CHAOS_DEVINE, aquib007, Traumklang86, smaservices, BorisDSNikas, Wazim.Shaw, MarcellaA, OnlineGuy and 7 others like this

There's nothing as unstoppable as a freight train full of fuck-yeah.

Jen Sincero

Reposted from Sirskitten

#badass, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, weenyhutjr, LeaveStatus, BorisDSNikas, AndSheCame, Trek, Sirskitten and JMBis like this

i love it when the coffee kicks in and i realize what an adorable badass i'm going to be today.

Reposted from jaybyrd

#badass, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, weenyhutjr, HalfSearch, LeaveStatus, vinnilove, Dar.G, Tashaann, Aamandamycine, OnlineGuy, MarcellaA and 12 others like this

One day you finally run out of excuses

Reposted from Ziya

#NewYou, #Mission, #Winner

OhWilde, TowerFemale, dearstrangers, weenyhutjr, darth_elmo6912, Wazim.Shaw, Aamandamycine, mariaflsss, sayf, elsimon and 9 others like this

the new you is the old you plus one moment.

Reposted from luckygoeson

#NewYou, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, weenyhutjr, S.Ironheart, MimiRock, HalfSearch, diebuendner, Aamandamycine, mariaflsss, guid91, BorisDSNikas and 16 others like this

I can't believe we stayed up and screamed Happy New Year for this bullshit

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#2022, #HereWeGo

iamjustanerror, OhWilde, char6942, CHAOS_DEVINE, Aamandamycine, guid91, ChipHarris, JMBis, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and 5 others like this

the moment you realise 2022 is pronounced "2020 too".

Reposted from graceyo

#2022, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, TowerFemale, char6942, weenyhutjr, guid91, JulieanneS, ThroatSand, healfam, OnlineGuy, ASHOKA and 17 others like this

Money's short.
Times are hard.
Here's your fucking Christmas card!

Reposted from petegutz2

Zurich, Switzerland

#merryfuckers, #winner

weenyhutjr, Whitnee, healfam, BorisDSNikas, prubton, CurrentNobody, Lark, AndSheCame, JMBis, lonelyscribe and 2 others like this

Merry Stuff
and Such ya
crazy fuckers.

Reposted from Authlander

#MerryFuckers, #Mission, #live

SashoKremich, healfam, JulieanneS, MarcellaA, BorisDSNikas, Authlander, OnlineGuy, EmilyHeller, karlokoenig, AndSheCame and 3 others like this

You can do anything they tell you.

The chains won't hurt if you stand still.

Reposted from BoldDelight

Burgholzhof, Germany

#justperfect, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, schnudelhupf, OhWilde, guid91, SashoKremich, Trek, TimBuktu, BorisDSNikas, AndSheCame, BoldDelight and 2 others like this

a "perfect marriage"
is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other

Reposted from jaybyrd

#JustPerfect, #Mission, #live

char6942, Reepicheep, yagidojo, PottundDeckel, TPh, healfam, SashoKremich, OhWilde, guid91, JulieanneS and 11 others like this

“under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”

Robert Anton Wilson

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#madness, #winner

justmiguel, mox007, Sennexd, healfam, SashoKremich, kewiino, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, ExcuseCourt and 3 others like this

Use your madness to create your masterpiece.

Reposted from huzy

#madness, #mission, #live

Lovertolove, valerie1508, weenyhutjr, MimiRock, vumax, healfam, guid91, melvinWsk, kewiino, OnlineGuy and 7 others like this

All tomorrows eventually meet
on Fridays.

*in a pub*

Reposted from Ziya

#tomorrow, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, healfam, dubakles, Sledge, sirskitten1, JMBis and lonelyscribe like this

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

Reposted from xoxox

#tomorrow, #tomorrowland, #new, #mission, #live, #finally

iamjustanerror, char6942, liloulil, MimiRock, yagidojo, LeaveStatus, b0110x, dubakles, OhWilde, guid91 and 15 others like this

Day 425 without sex

Went jogging in flip-flops just to remember the sound

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#mission, #winner, #withoutyou

iamjustanerror, alkel14, char6942, ploypatchara, weenyhutjr, CHAOS_DEVINE, MimiRock, yagidojo, ChipHarris, david71 and 19 others like this

HOW CAN EMPTINESS BE SO HEAVY?

Reposted from buzzielizzy

#voices, #winner

CookieConcept, char6942, MimiRock, okpicollo, healfam, royurban, shihosung, guid91, BadStatus, BorisDSNikas and 11 others like this

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

Reposted from TriniDady

#voices, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, LazyWorker, char6942, mox007, weenyhutjr, MimiRock, healfam, tmd2020, ChristineTraut, HellOh and 21 others like this

Everyone wants to leave a better planet for our kids.

What, if we try to leave better kids for our planet?

Reposted from TimBuktu

#innocent, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, TowerFemale, char6942, MimiRock, PottundDeckel, healfam, DRAGON1, tmd2020, VesFlawless, BorisDSNikas and 18 others like this

i am so innocent, my halo is the size of a hula hoop!

Reposted from DRAGON1

Zurich, Switzerland

#innocent, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, stargater, MimiRock, dubakles, VesFlawless, DRAGON1, eulekauzig, LightSplit, charliedupre89, b0110x and 10 others like this

This world isn't

white, male
and hetero!

Reposted from eulekauzig

#capiche, #mission, #winner, @eulekauzig

MimiRock, healfam, Uendoex, BorisDSNikas, Vickyy, skarlegg, CurrentNobody, PublicScratch, eulekauzig, BoldDelight and 9 others like this

art
is the ether
of meaning

Reposted from arxvis

#Mission, #Capiche, #letstrythisagain, @arxvis

ChipHarris, DRAGON1, Uendoex, OnlineGuy, MarcellaA, JulieanneS, EmilyHeller, guid91, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and 5 others like this

my head is
a library,

my heart is
a kitchen .

Reposted from eigen_willig

#places

healfam, OhWilde, Uendoex, laamchop, SashoKremich, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS, EmilyHeller, vs_, TrustGuess and 11 others like this

art
is the ether
of meaning

Reposted from arxvis

#capiche, #mission, #live

Uendoex, PuNKProFPuNX, OnlineGuy, nilscaspar, BoldDelight, buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, JMBis, AndSheCame, EmilyHeller and 4 others like this

children are our messengers to the future

Reposted from anonymous

#toddlers, #mission, #winner

DRAGON1, Uendoex, laamchop, PuNKProFPuNX, BorisDSNikas, Juli7, BoldDelight, eulekauzig, karlokoenig, JulieanneS and 7 others like this

"it's like theyre not even impressed that this fits inside my nostril."

- toddlers

Reposted from graceyo

#Toddlers, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, Uendoex, laamchop, aleandro_cgn, vs_, PuNKProFPuNX, Dar.G, BorisDSNikas, BoldDelight, juliettebravo and 3 others like this

If only my teeth were as white as my legs

Reposted from Sledge

#smile, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, Adeyemo, OhWilde, Uendoex, charliedupre89, PuNKProFPuNX, karlokoenig, prubton, BoldDelight and 6 others like this

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

#Smile, #Mission, #live

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, blacknote, apri.liska, ChristineTraut, Uendoex, ConradKilroy, suubmarine, SizeValue, 3nigmatic-dope and 15 others like this

My mood swings between axe and gasoline

Reposted from TimBuktu

#argument, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, Uendoex, PuNKProFPuNX, BorisDSNikas, BoldDelight, damon.lindsay2, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, eulekauzig and 4 others like this

Facebook and Instagram are down

get a life

Reposted from perellano

#tryit

weenyhutjr, haruki, charliedupre89, SashoKremich, healfam, MarcellaA, JulieanneS, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, prubton and 11 others like this

Just when one of us thinks we got the last word.. it becomes the first word of the next argument.

Reposted from UsualMan

#argument, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, char6942, weenyhutjr, healfam, OhWilde, Uendoex, ronel, PuNKProFPuNX, adrianac, Haruto and 11 others like this

people have
a lot to say
about lives
they have
never lived

Reposted from prubton

#mystery, #winner

Filmour, char6942, ploypatchara, PublicScratch, carlam, netgarden, Uendoex, laamchop, charliedupre89, ConradKilroy and 25 others like this

Sometimes
life is blanketed nicely in an oven and sometimes
it's flipping in
a wok!

Reposted from Andromenadda

#kitchen, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, char6942, weenyhutjr, Uendoex, PuNKProFPuNX, JulieanneS, MarcellaA, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, BoldDelight and 7 others like this

If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.

It's science.

Reposted from chrysti

#kitchen, #mission #live

iamjustanerror, weenyhutjr, MimiRock, apri.liska, Uendoex, PuNKProFPuNX, hjalfadh, gizmo2705, MarcellaA, JulieanneS and 13 others like this

things are not
acceptable
just because
you are
priviliged
and able to ignore them

Reposted from PublicScratch

#mission, #winner, #dumbest

healfam, OhWilde, Uendoex, laamchop, PuNKProFPuNX, tonaluci, sacha_pants, tmd2020, biloba, rachelfox and 21 others like this

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever tried.

Reposted from chipdicks

#dumbest, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, char6942, MimiRock, healfam, Uendoex, vs_, PuNKProFPuNX, gizmo2705, ReachTaste, okpicollo and 28 others like this

If you're not on some government watch list, are you even living bruh?

Reposted from Ziya

#prison, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, healfam, Uendoex, charliedupre89, ambr2112, Starr830, laamchop, tmd2020, Haruto, ConradKilroy and 13 others like this

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

Reposted from Boldomatic

La Penne, France

#prison, #mission

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, healfam, Uendoex, gizmo2705, creative_chick, l84aflight, laamchop, cdruet, Andromenadda and 18 others like this

Doing a good job as part of a team is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.

You get a warm feeling but no one else notices.

Reposted from Sledge

La Penne, France

#team, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, vumax, OhWilde, Uendoex, childkiller, gizmo2705, rdlf_rz, angelia868, Mehmehmeh, HateLove and 13 others like this

Taking one for the team when you've never left the bench.

Reposted from Authlander

#Team, #Mission, #live

weenyhutjr, Uendoex, ConradKilroy, anu123, JulieanneS, MarcellaA, EmilyHeller, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, OnlineGuy and 3 others like this

sorry i'm late for work i took the long way round the building twice because it's sunny and i didn't wanna come

Reposted from harlequina

Zurich, Switzerland

#extra-mile, #winner

iamjustanerror, weenyhutjr, healfam, Uendoex, Mama_Karma0603, ConradKilroy, angelia868, MakaniCy, BorisDSNikas, Dar.G and 18 others like this

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do, it's because I missed the exit

Reposted from ErikSmit

#extra-mile, #mission, #open

char6942, weenyhutjr, OhWilde, Uendoex, angelia868, guzfox, Ray_Lee, Dar.G, 3nigmatic-dope, MarcellaA and 12 others like this

Where I am today
is my starting point.
Who I am today
is my starting point.
My failures and successes
of the past,
my fears and hopes
of the future
are all shadows.

Today is my reality, and I'll use it to create my world.

Reposted from UserOne

Zurich, Switzerland

#shadow, #mission, #winner

weenyhutjr, Uendoex, charliedupre89, childkiller, okpicollo, Starr830, laamchop, kara.zorel, sirsage, pico and 19 others like this

For every
ray of light,
there is a point
of darkness.
For every
shadow;
the sun.

Reposted from JodieT

#shadow, #mission, #live

char6942, OhWilde, Uendoex, PuNKProFPuNX, childkiller, guzfox, 3nigmatic-dope, EmilyHeller, JulieanneS, MarcellaA and 10 others like this

it's getting dark in this little heart of mine

Reposted from buzzielizzy

Zurich, Switzerland

#thats-why, #mission, #winner

weenyhutjr, Uendoex, ConradKilroy, LightSplit, BorisDSNikas, BoldDelight, timothy21, AndSheCame, karlokoenig, JMBis and 5 others like this

Hearts are wild creatures

that's why our ribs are cages

Reposted from EmilyTudor

#ThatsWhy, #Mission, #open, #thats-why

iamjustanerror, char6942, OhWilde, Uendoex, laamchop, cdruet, Sennexd, ConradKilroy, MakaniCy, westie104 and 24 others like this

In my humble opinion, this meaning of life can go fuck itself.

Reposted from PennyLame

#humble, #mission, #wiener, #winner

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, Uendoex, wahel, healfam, westie104, biloba, BorisDSNikas, prubton, JulieanneS and 8 others like this

Life is thick with the Fog of Opinion.

Keep on a humble path, there's hope for stumbling on some truth.

Reposted from Authlander

#humble, #mission, #live

Uendoex, 3nigmatic-dope, Theedayaway, andypwrk_mp3, BorisDSNikas, Caranissi, MarcellaA, iam_diran, BoldDelight, Trek and 7 others like this

Kid; Mom, what is dark humor?

Mom; Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid; Mom I'm blind
Mom; Exactly

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#Darkhumor, #winner, #congrats

iamjustanerror, weenyhutjr, Uendoex, MakaniCy, gizmo2705, SexDimension, prickofdeath, berliner, Wildblossom, apurwa and 9 others like this

Dark humor is like me.

Not everyone gets it.

Reposted from symuelle1992

#DarkHumor, #Mission, #live

MimiRock, OhWilde, Uendoex, LightSplit, wahel, leifdabei, MakaniCy, healfam, guzfox, 3nigmatic-dope and 19 others like this

I'm excited that the phrase ' get the fuck away from me' is no longer rude but a public service announcement...

Reposted from sudeshnarocks

#service, #mission #winner

iamjustanerror, Uendoex, guid91, MarcellaA, BoldDelight, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS, tweetybird, AndSheCame, karlokoenig and 3 others like this

Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant.
The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

#Service, #Mission, #live, #open

iamjustanerror, Uendoex, muscadet, SimpleEvidence, Trek, OnlineGuy, apri.liska, JMBis, JulieanneS, tweetybird and 9 others like this

Dirty mind.

Clean delivery.

Reposted from petegutz2

#Mission, #Winner #clean

iamjustanerror, OhWilde, Uendoex, DropMeaning, healfam, specialorbits, locker, wildwords, gizmo2705, tweetybird and 13 others like this

When the cockroaches are wearing party hats, it's time to clean the kitchen.

Reposted from Akatrine

#Clean, #Mission, #live, #open

iamjustanerror, OhWilde, Uendoex, MakaniCy, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, MarcellaA, BoldDelight, damon.lindsay2, sudeshnarocks and 11 others like this

Hayfever is snot very nice

Reposted from atheist

#justbreathe, #mission, #winner, @atheist

iamjustanerror, Uendoex, Guestworker, JulieanneS, prubton, Introverted, OnlineGuy, IDNLiveCasino, TimBuktu, EmilyHeller and 9 others like this

Don't turn my
head with
pretty words

Move me,
with raw
honesty

And take my
breath away

Reposted from JodieT

#JustBreathe, #Mission, #live, #open

Uendoex, MakaniCy, healfam, 3nigmatic-dope, okpicollo, CameraFlower, Foftain, JulieanneS, BorisDSNikas, EmilyHeller and 9 others like this

Be Gentle When Needed,
Be Rough When Wanted

Reposted from IAmNerdWord77

#JustTeasing, #winner

iamjustanerror, OhWilde, Uendoex, ReachTaste, MakaniCy, westie104, Theedayaway, Crizoo555, tweetybird, Sasquatchprime and 16 others like this

Intuition
is such
a tease

Reposted from pipp

#JustTeasing, #Mission, #open

OhWilde, Uendoex, LightSplit, healfam, westie104, Theedayaway, Tulsagirl, JulieanneS, OnlineGuy, EmilyHeller and 5 others like this

It's not as bad as you think

It's worse

Reposted from streetmedic

#Mission, #Winner, #worse, #WEEKEND

valerie1508, Uendoex, aleandro_cgn, LightSplit, healfam, Theedayaway, TextDriver, DRAGON1, Foftain, trouble2003 and 12 others like this

People who remind me of myself are the worst

Reposted from FamesJranco

#worst, #mission, #live, #open

weenyhutjr, MimiRock, Uendoex, healfam, westie104, PinDish, myownboss, Jil_Friend, MagicMattes, OnlineGuy and 9 others like this

We never fully recover from our childhood

Reposted from anonymous

#poison, #mission, #winner., #You, #can, #pick, #your, #poison..., #not, #childhood

OhWilde, Uendoex, westie104, Theedayaway, healfam, myownboss, bojage, swaggyselena, BoldDelight, KnowledgeBirth and 11 others like this

Do you have to leave so soon?

I was just about to poison the tea.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#poison, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, weenyhutjr, MimiRock, OppositeDoubt, Uendoex, charliedupre89, vs_, Theedayaway, SexDimension, healfam and 10 others like this

Your touch burns through me trailing tails of ice. In our fevered love I can't tell if you're my sickness or my cure.

Reposted from Jaedi

Mália, Greece

#fever, #winner, #mission.

weenyhutjr, Uendoex, Theedayaway, CameraFlower, buzzielizzy, Babs_77, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, EngiNerd, eulekauzig and 3 others like this

You put a fever inside me

and i've been cold since you left

Reposted from j.u.a.n.a

#fever, #mission, #live, #open

OhWilde, Uendoex, okpicollo, Theedayaway, juneocallaghan, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS, MarcellaA, mellowroad, EmilyHeller and 7 others like this

the more i light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets until it's too light to light

Reposted from siouxz

Mália, Greece

#high, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, SsAa, Uendoex, ReachTaste, sssssdjkfr, Juggerz, girlfrommoon, BoldoBren4, AmyAlyssiaJ24, juneocallaghan and 13 others like this

If you can stay pefectly balanced, you're not reaching high enough.

Reposted from Wray-Wuh

#high, #mission, #live

OhWilde, Uendoex, TextDriver, bojage, timmer, MarcellaA, JulieanneS, HoneyNecessary, Introverted, timothy21 and 11 others like this

Emotionally stable as an Ikea Table

Reposted from 77BabsTI

#table, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, weenyhutjr, MimiRock, Uendoex, charliedupre89, BoldoBren4, Prussianblue, Jil_Friend, bojage, AmyAlyssiaJ24 and 25 others like this

When you have more than you need build a bigger table - not a higher fence.

Reposted from aurelieleah

Zurich, Switzerland

#table, #mission, #live

stargater, weenyhutjr, Uendoex, 3nigmatic-dope, Reepicheep, Reklamedame, DropMeaning, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS, Joymovies and 17 others like this

Why should my future be in those dust filled stars?

Reposted from anonymous

#grey, #mission, #winner, @JMBis

Uendoex, Unicorncat, Joymovies, Flixtor, iam_diran, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and 3 others like this

We are the consciousness of the universe reflecting on itself.

Reposted from BorisDSNikas

Zurich, Switzerland

#universal, #value, #balance, #invoice

Uendoex, charliedupre89, LightSplit, ClubSuccess, RealPrtpal, Joymovies, guid91, OnlineGuy, MarcellaA, JulieanneS and 12 others like this

Grey as the eyes you see me is the sky under which we both lay, oh the wonder of the matches that burn so bright that light up the sky while I ask you to stay.

Reposted from daniistrash

#grey, #mission, #live

Uendoex, Joymovies, pipins, BoldDelight, mellowroad, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, Juli7 and lonelyscribe like this

1 light year is
9.4 trillion kilometers

the observable
universe is
93 billion light years
in diameter

let that sink in
for a while

Reposted from PublicScratch

Zurich, Switzerland

#smallthings, #mission, #winner, #plop, #perspectives

david71, Uendoex, Joymovies, BorisDSNikas, DRAGON1, HoneyNecessary, AndSheCame, JulieanneS, eulekauzig, karlokoenig and 10 others like this

you don't need to do major things to help, these small things are what others really need

Reposted from Chayma

#SmallThings, #Mission, #live

OhWilde, Uendoex, ambr2112, Unicorncat, Joymovies, JMBis, BorisDSNikas, mellowroad, MarcellaA, guid91 and 6 others like this

It takes a female to have a baby,
It takes a woman to raise a child,
It takes a mother to raise them correctly,
It takes a warrior to show them how to change the world.

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#Mother, #Winner

MimiRock, OhWilde, Uendoex, SashoKremich, RealPrtpal, Unicorncat, ianhammond13, Kickz, myownboss, Brinbay and 16 others like this

The lifetime you gain by drinking 2.5 liters of water every day is spent pissing.

Reposted from TimBuktu

#healthy, #pee

iamjustanerror, WinTopic, MimiRock, Uendoex, TorillFG, berliner, BoldoBren4, TwoRiders, Unicorncat, quoteme and 22 others like this

it's so hard being a single mother when you don't have any kids and you're a male.

Reposted from jaybyrd

#Mother, #Mission, #live

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, Uendoex, SexDimension, AmyAlyssiaJ24, quoteme, bukipete, RaduI, InaBoxe, adrianac and 23 others like this

Patience is for beginners
I prefer to freak out right away

Reposted from TimBuktu

#winner, #waiting, #mission, @TimBuktu

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, OhWilde, Uendoex, ambr2112, TorillFG, MagicMattes, AmyAlyssiaJ24, Unicorncat, rahulkasi and 23 others like this

i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

Reposted from jaybyrd

#waiting, #mission, #open

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, Uendoex, westie104, laamchop, nathii, gehj, Glasya, Ms.Turtle, BirdLeather and 13 others like this

Jokes about Tofu are really tasteless

Reposted from Sherry89

#veggie, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, SexDimension, quoteme, aninoromi, gehj, Glasya, Sennexd, BirdLeather, eboy and 13 others like this

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Reposted from schnudelhupf

#Veggie, #Mission, #live

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, apri.liska, Uendoex, SexDimension, Prussianblue, quoteme, TripFan, Sennexd, BirdLeather and 20 others like this

Only together can we avoid herd mentality.

Reposted from anonymous

#onlytogether, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, Uendoex, westie104, faliza, BirdLeather, sadhuHitesh, Wylfo, InaBoxe, OnlineGuy, laamchop and 18 others like this

When lockdown is over, let's never tell some people.

Reposted from Ziya

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#yeah

iamjustanerror, stargater, PinDish, SashoKremich, TripFan, mulexwyes, BirdLeather, ieve_bagine, Wylfo, dubakles and 19 others like this

Same sky, different horizon.

Reposted from Sunshine123

#OnlyTogether, #Mission, #open

LightSplit, brose2901, Reklamedame, BirdLeather, DropMeaning, adrianac, guid91, queensImperial, Franky_91pl, TrickBrush and 17 others like this

To the guy
who invented the zero,

thanks for nothing!

Reposted from UserOne

Zurich, Switzerland

#zero, #mission, #winner

iamjustanerror, valerie1508, Wylfo, timmer, Rawlins, gizmo2705, BirdLeather, BorisDSNikas, okpicollo, Stig300 and 18 others like this

wicked chickens lay deviled eggs

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#easter, #mission, #winners

iamjustanerror, westie104, BirdLeather, myownboss, carat24, kenwats, wizlosophy, EmilyHeller, OnlineGuy, Jannek and 11 others like this

what orwell failed to predict is that we'd buy the cameras ourselves, and that our biggest fear would be that nobody was watching.

Reposted from graceyo

Zurich, Switzerland

#plo

SexDimension, BoldoBren4, knuthamsun, falkschmidt, mmmmike, cassis321, Lanny93, Beamyr, Wylfo, StrategyTune and 32 others like this

I can't wait to hide all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.

Reposted from est24601

#Easter, #Mission, #live

iamjustanerror, MimiRock, BirdLeather, HeavyRecording, sacha_pants, Juli7, gizmo2705, MarcellaA, OnlineGuy, AndSheCame and 7 others like this

It's just this thing we do
that makes life worth living.

Reposted from AndSheCame

#GoodVibes, #Mission, #winner, #goodvibes, @AndSheCame

Wylfo, BirdLeather, lovewithheart, tmd2020, kenwats, Bhoomi_Dekate, OnlineGuy, BorisDSNikas, lonelyscribe, AndSheCame and 5 others like this

sometimes you get very tired of sending good vibes in the direction of people, in whose direction you should be simply throwing an iron.

Reposted from graceyo

#GoodVibes, #only, #Mission, #live

iamjustanerror, 3nigmatic-dope, narcotic_, BirdLeather, ASHOKA, lovewithheart, KlausJelsa, plazentapizza, tmd2020, elsimon and 18 others like this

and in the end,
the mess you take

is equal to the mess you make.

Reposted from Krisargent

#mess, #mission, #winner

BirdLeather, liaquat, aryapratama, DRAGON1, tmd2020, gizmo2705, Adnanhaj, kicklejonsson, guid91, kenwats and 15 others like this

Today I got my hair cut for the first time since last fall.

In it, the hairdresser found three of my missing hair clips, a novel and a bitten roll.

Reposted from harlequina

#mess, #mission, #live

iamjustanerror, BirdLeather, SashoKremich, Kiks, Bhoomi_Dekate, MarcellaA, OnlineGuy, EmilyHeller, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and 9 others like this