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iamjustanerror

Its a half circle with a line down the middle, who wants crack?

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iamjustanerror

Definition of screwed: You talk dirty to a woman = sexual harrasment charge

Woman talks dirty to you= c osts you $3.95 a minute

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You can tell a dictatorship is healthy when your right to pettition government for redress of grievance is equated to domestic terrorism

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definition of democracy today.

You are FREE. Yes..free to do what we tell you to do.

so how are those lithium flouride sandwiches workin out for ya?

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I refuse to apologize for jumping up and down on the furniture of reality.

Its sturdy ass furniture.

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Somedays, I see things that really shady people do and think to myself "Yep, their birth certificates are actually apology letters from the condom factory"

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we live in a world where people like to assume.But for the record when you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME!

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Its messing with my head..Im having trouble reconciling how a llama can turn an elderly couple into boat nectar

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Kinda goes without saying but the thought of a llama with a toque toppling a South American government is admittedly somewhat amusing.

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