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Don't drink and drive. Smoke pot and fly.

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Your teeth are like the stars. They come out at night.

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don't drink and dive. you might drown.

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Second fiddle is just a sad way of saying Cello.

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We know where you live, Edward!

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Pimp yo' washing machine. Make your top-loader a low-rider.

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The first man on the moon has arrived with roti, rice and an intergalactic vindaloo to scare all aliens into submission. Go India!

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