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LutherBlissett

Lets not argue. OK lets.

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LutherBlissett

I can see beerly now the brain has gone.

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Never tell someone not to give up hope unless you are sure they have, otherwise you're just inviting them to consider the option.

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Trying to reason with an Islamist is like trying to install the latest version of Windows on a burning cardboard model of a Mac.

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Gossiping old ladies are nature's way of making sure people are remembered after they die.

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I wish more people would credit me with achievements so I could be humble about them. :(

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Just had an intimate moment with my dog, where I stroked her in a loving way for a couple of minutes, then gently whispered in her ear "you smell of Chinese food".

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If someone annoys you, be glad. It means they are not a good manipulator.

If they were, you would love them.

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It feels as though progress means spending more time directing your words at microphones rather than ears.

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