anthonymangham's Posts

that man should never again, in life, make whatever the hell that drink was, and call it a chai latte...

Zug, Switzerland

zedd, SourceBlack, Shea, purplechill, abe, PenSword72, emiledi77 and prubton like this

the moment when you simply buy the least insulting shower curtain...

i mean, honestly! do they actually need to be so unreasonably ugly???

Pratteln, Switzerland

zedd, purplechill, A.M., PenSword72, abe, Shea, JodieT, Juli7, prubton and emiledi77 like this

There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past.

I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.

Reposted from Bettydent

Zurich, Switzerland

rajka26, Shea, purplechill, Orkid, guggigirl, abe, emiledi77 and Juli7 like this

saying goodbye isn't very difficult.

sticking to it...

this is where it can get tricky.

Obersiggenthal, Switzerland

UserOne, emiledi77, Ziya, PenSword72, Shea, 1956, JodieT, juliettebravo, abe, Orkid and 1 other like this

reposted by emiledi77

there was a time when i didn't know you...

*sigh*

...those were the days

Basel, Switzerland

Fionacatherine, Shea, emiledi77, Ziya, username02, Luenchen, jaybyrd, PenSword72 and abe like this

reposted by emiledi77

's-Gesicht von Donald Trump ist genau was passiert, wenn man geschminkt einschläft...

emiledi77, Pesca and guggigirl like this

i wouldn't give a dusty f**k about you wasting your time, if didn't mean that you're also wasting mine in the process.
just so you know, i have absoLUTELY no problem pretending you don't exist.

Augst, Switzerland

@PenSword72

janem803, zedd, Shea, emiledi77, janeh and JodieT like this

dear 15 year old me...

it WILL all work out. just not the way you think it will.

Augst, Switzerland

#dear15me

janem803, Shea, emiledi77, Ziya, timothy21, janeh, Sunshine123, Parole, aussi-girl90, ElfiEdel and 6 others like this

i know i'm not beautiful and i never claimed to be, so you calling me unattractive isn't exactly a strong weapon...

i know what i have to offer and it's a lot more than you have.

Augst, Switzerland

@PenSword72

Shea, emiledi77, janeh, Parole, haddock, JodieT, Qball and PenSword72 like this

over-thinking is the kingdom i rule...

my crown has grown too heavy.

Augst, Switzerland

Shea, abe, janeh, bold, mylisa1970, ElfiEdel, PenSword72, haddock, JodieT and zefrances like this

be careful to whom you vent...

a listening ear can also be a running mouth.

Basel, Switzerland

janem803, Shea, abe, janeh, haddock, sunny71, ayesha_khn, zefrances, Qball, guggigirl and 5 others like this

Today has been nothing that tomorrow can't cure...

Karlsruhe, Germany

TimBuktu, JMBis, janem803, Shea, abe, janeh, Parole, zefrances, haddock, guggigirl and 5 others like this

don't look back...

you're not going that way.

Augst, Switzerland

janem803, Shea, abe, janeh, sunny71, bapu, campino, mylisa1970, SimonLauper, guggigirl and 2 others like this

i wasn't completely satisfied with my coffee this morning and i'd like to return it!

Basel, Switzerland

Shea, janeh, zefrances, JodieT, Qball, haddock, mng and PenSword72 like this

it is absolutely okay to hit people who try to have a full conversation with you before 07:00 in the morning...

...isn't it?

Freidorf, Switzerland

janem803, Shea, Ziya, janeh, Qball, PenSword72, swag-fiir3, ManuTiger, JodieT, guggigirl and 1 other like this

ehm...

since when is it okay, in a café, to let your dirty, demon worshipping cat sleep on a table?

Basel, Switzerland

Shea, janeh, zefrances and timothy21 like this

my degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

Reposted from jaybyrd

Augst, Switzerland

#HA!

Shea, janeh, UserOne, Bantuzoya1988, Thoughtmonger, Qball, Babs_77, SimonLauper, haddock, JodieT and 1 other like this

people! honestly...
the train is NOT your home.

invest in a toenail clipper, a pumice stone and some moisturiser and/or cover up those nasty hobbit feet of yours.

Pratteln, Switzerland

@avant-garde, @timothy21

Shea, janeh, Bantuzoya1988, PenSword72, JodieT, guggigirl, haddock, swatchUSA, Qball, zefrances and 2 others like this

there are plenty more fish in the sea than ever came out of it...

Zurich, Switzerland

#is, #that, #true?

Shea, janeh, Bantuzoya1988, roosterbear, MaScho, zefrances, Thoughtmonger, prubton, Qball and MyM like this

please just take me with you when you go...

Basel, Switzerland

#roadtrip, @MyM

Shea, janeh, timothy21, zefrances, Qball, guggigirl, foenix, swatchUSA, MyM and PenSword72 like this

i hate it when people who love each other must be far apart...

Brunegg, Switzerland

janem803, Shea, Bantuzoya1988, timothy21, urmom123, guggigirl, PenSword72, swatchUSA, MyM, JodieT and 1 other like this

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Reposted from anonymous

JMBis, Shea, Bantuzoya1988, hensch, urmom123, Parole, Qball, kris and PenSword72 like this

#defective, #defekt, #difettoso

Parole, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

when life gives you lemons, invite your friends over...

...and ask them to bring salt and tequila!

Zurich, Switzerland

#shots, #of, #dipsomania

Shea, Ziya, janeh, Bantuzoya1988, Parole, Thoughtmonger, Qball, PenSword72, Luenchen, JodieT and 3 others like this

you know, you really have a lot to say. i can acknowledge some of it as having validity

but the rest of it just sounds like, blah blah blah, ginger!

Zurich, Switzerland

Shea, roosterbear, Vandtastic, timothy21, Parole and MyM like this

i think you misheard somplace that, rudeness is endearing in old age...

well, it isnt.

Zurich, Switzerland

#lies

Ziya, Parole, timothy21, MyM, swatchUSA, guggigirl, aana, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

or you could do this new thing called:

minding your own damn business.

Basel, Switzerland

#stop, #asking, #questions

UserOne, Vandtastic, timothy21, MyM, Gabbem, Qball, zefrances, JodieT, PenSword72, aana and 1 other like this

if you whistle at me again like i'm "the help"

i will carve out your tongue and show it to you.

Zurich, Switzerland

Ziya, timothy21, MyM, jaybyrd, aana, PenSword72, zefrances and JodieT like this

who gives a dusty fuck about my television connection!?

how about shutting your dick trap and fixing my wifi...

Zurich, Switzerland

#hates, #phone, #tv, #internet, #packages

MyM, jaybyrd, Qball, LASKYE, Gabbem and PenSword72 like this

i'm not sure why i'm still so surprised at how shamelessly disgusting people can be...

Basel, Switzerland

#clean, #your, #shit!

avant-garde, hensch, anjellica, MyM, jaybyrd, VamosBarca, Parole, LASKYE, zefrances, JodieT and 3 others like this

#i would say such wonderful things to you...

Basel, Switzerland

#if, #you, #were, #the, #only

MaScho, hensch, MyM, JodieT, PenSword72 and krystal like this

vocal fry has found its way to Switzerland...

damned Kardashians!

Zurich, Switzerland

krystal and zefrances like this

...but mostly,
you were
beautiful.

Zurich, Switzerland

#joining, #you

Ziya, Sunshine123, bapu, MaScho, hensch, MyM, jaybyrd, Parole, JodieT, ElfiEdel and 8 others like this

i think i just watched someone make off with a watermelon...

Zurich, Switzerland

MyM, krystal, LASKYE, JodieT, foenix, zefrances, aana, ruhip and PenSword72 like this

Zurich, Switzerland

#are, #we, #actually?, @PenSword72

MyM, foenix, PenSword72, JodieT, swatchUSA, zefrances and aana like this

...but you didn't make lemonade when life handed you lemons.

you threw them
at people!

Zurich, Switzerland

#stop, #complaining, #you, #dipstick!

MyM, jaybyrd, LASKYE, JodieT, guggigirl, zefrances, swatchUSA and ruhip like this

cats came to my house today...

Zurich, Switzerland

#they, #know

MyM, JodieT, zefrances, guggigirl and foenix like this

i can't stand you, like a monday

then i love you, like a friday.

#tamar, #and, #vince

MyM, jaybyrd, LASKYE, JodieT, NukeSkywalker, Babs_77, zefrances, Qball, PenSword72 and UmAmazingLinda like this

i just broke a nail and i'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to every woman i've ever teased for making such a fuss over breaking a nail...

Zurich, Switzerland

#OMG, #hurts, #like, #a, #motha, #so, #sorry

UserOne, Vandtastic, MyM, jaybyrd, LASKYE, Qball, zefrances, foenix, PenSword72, guggigirl and 2 others like this

f**ked your way to the middle, did you?

how does it feel
to be a mediocre
whore?

Zurich, Switzerland

jaybyrd, SimonLauper, Qball, PenSword72, zefrances and bold like this

no coffee
no workee

Zurich, Switzerland

@foenix

UserOne, MyM, jaybyrd, zefrances, Babygirl13, ElfiEdel, JodieT, PenSword72, foenix and Qball like this

would i be out of line if i said,

i miss you.

Zurich, Switzerland

Ziya, MyM, jaybyrd, A.M., LASKYE, Qball, JodieT, Babs_77, zefrances, swatchUSA and 3 others like this

pity there's no cure for being a cunt.

Zurich, Switzerland

#he's, #such, #a, #twat

Ziya, jaybyrd, austinp, zefrances, JodieT, LASKYE and PenSword72 like this

it feels as if you're about to arrive at the point...

Zurich, Switzerland

#please, #make, #your, #point, #and, #stop, #talking

janem803, Ziya, Vandtastic, MyM, guggigirl, JodieT, LASKYE, Babs_77 and zefrances like this

baby, come
here so i can sleep...

Zurich, Switzerland

KosmicKarma, MyM, JodieT, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

go to sleep you little creep...

Zurich, Switzerland

Ziya, MyM, jaybyrd, JodieT, Gabbem, guggigirl and PenSword72 like this

life begins after coffee...

Zurich, Switzerland

locupleto, UserOne, projecto, MyM, jaybyrd, UmAmazingLinda, PenSword72, swatchUSA, Luenchen, JodieT and 2 others like this

i've buried my love to give the world to you...

Zurich, Switzerland

jaybyrd, JodieT and guggigirl like this

come fall asleep in my arms.

Zurich, Switzerland

MyM, jaybyrd, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

*remind me that we'll always have each other when everything else is gone...

#dig, #incubus, #lyrics

MyM, jaybyrd, zefrances, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

every time i get a message from this kid, i have to silence my phone because i know that 17 other four-word messages will follow...

smh

Zurich, Switzerland

#is, #this, #really, #necessary?

MyM, jaybyrd, PenSword72, zefrances and JodieT like this

i've just learned that love is a far more dangerous motive than dislike...

Zurich, Switzerland

#love, #dislike, #hate, @PenSword72

Ziya, MyM, foenix, JodieT, guggigirl, avant-garde and PenSword72 like this

love is...

...being willing to die for someone that you, yourself, want to kill.

#love, #hurts, #complicated

MyM, sophh, riles, zefrances, supermom, JodieT, PenSword72 and Twinklers like this

we're sorry, but the lifestyle you've ordered is currently out of stock...

Zurich, Switzerland

#get, #your, #life

UserOne, MyM, jaybyrd, Babs_77, guggigirl, JodieT, zefrances, PenSword72, Luenchen and foenix like this

don't make excuses for shitty people.

you can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Zurich, Switzerland

MyM, jaybyrd, riles, PenSword72 and MissB like this

me: Ich hol dir jetzt eine Karte.

him: Warum?

me: Damit du endlich den Punkt findest.

Kuhtai, Austria

#again, #talks, #too, #much

riles, Babs_77, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

@guggigirl

vivian: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.

edward: Veg out?

vivian: yeah, be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli...

#pretty, #woman, #julia, #roberts, #richard, #gere, @guggigirl

MyM, jaybyrd, PenSword72, kj55, JodieT and guggigirl like this

me to myself at 22:00:
"i'm gonna get up early and be an active member of society and not just lay like broccoli on the sofa"

me to myself at 02:41:
"the universe is so effing huge... there's no way its just us!"

Zurich, Switzerland

#insomnia, #universe, #vegetable, #space, #thefinalfrontier

jaybyrd, kj55, riles, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

that poor man never uses just one word when 20 will do...

Zurich, Switzerland

#talks, #too, #much

anjellica, kj55, riles, JodieT, swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

*the branches have traded their leaves for white sleeves...

Zurich, Switzerland

#snow, #lyrics, #sleeping, #at, #last

mom4maddi, PenSword72, JodieT, guggigirl and zefrances like this

i'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.

Zurich, Switzerland

#from, #0, #to, #100, #in, #.5, #seconds

janem803, bapu, juliettebravo, timothy21, haddock, UserOne, guggigirl, meohmy, Luenchen, MyM and 11 others like this

reposted by prubton, UserOne and emiledi77

i see i shall have to take the slow path.

Zurich, Switzerland

#why, #dont, #you, #understand!?, #dammit!, #bilingual

janem803, riles, swatchUSA, PenSword72, JodieT and zefrances like this

just what the hell am i supposed to do with
11 Lords a-leaping!?

Zurich, Switzerland

#twelve, #days, #of, #christmas, #useless, #gifts, @PenSword72

Vandtastic, jaybyrd, meohmy, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

i see you've been taking those logic pills again...

Zurich, Switzerland

#just, #because

UserOne, jaybyrd, blucutie, riles, supermom, PenSword72, aubreyw, zefrances, JodieT and krystal like this

the guy on the train with raper face...

...and his pregnant wife.

Bruttisellen, Switzerland

@PenSword72, @swatchUSA

Ziya, aubreyw, aarond, zefrances, guggigirl, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

*can we take a ride?
get out of this place while we still have time...

Zurich, Switzerland

#work, #jimmy, #eat, #world

jaybyrd, aubreyw, aarond, Parole, krystal, zefrances, JodieT, PenSword72 and makalapua like this

people asking me what sort of music i like is such a stressful experience...

Jackson Heights, United States

dor1316, locupleto, sophh, aubreyw, aarond, krystal, guggigirl, PenSword72, zefrances and JodieT like this

B

i was telling my cousin a story to and to add dramatic effect, i begin dancing on a pole...

(that awkward moment when i remembered, we weren't the only ones on the train)

Bronx, United States

#mta, #4, #train, #adventures, @swatchUSA

aarond, leah.kenyon, supermom, guggigirl, PenSword72, swatchUSA, JodieT and zefrances like this

*i'm not vain...

...i'm just
recovering from
years and years of
incredibly low self-
esteem.

Brooklyn, United States

#truth, @PenSword72

aarond, A.M., JodieT, riles and PenSword72 like this

E

(overheard...)

i don't mind going, but i'll have to bring my 'English to dumbell' dictionary.

only sad that i didn't think of it first. haha!

#e, #train, #mta

KosmicKarma, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

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really? that's necessary?

you're sitting right next to each other at the other end of the carriage and i still need to hear about the "one minute man" you skanked with last night?
the one your friend was also interested in?

Brooklyn, United States

zefrances and PenSword72 like this

when i tell people that i'm leaving New York, i don't want to hear, "but so many other people would just DIE to live in New York"

clearly, i'm not one of these people.

Yonkers, United States

#newyork, #life, #myob

PenSword72, guggigirl, abe and Gabbem like this

i can never eat skittles or watermelon again and it's all Beyoncé's fault...

Brooklyn, United States

#beyoncé, #blow, #drunk, #in, #love, #truth

tweetybird, abe and PenSword72 like this

i SO don't have time for your douchebaggery...

Brooklyn, United States

#boys, #suck, #douchebag, #balls

UserOne, meohmy, aarond, abe, crishoni4280, supermom, PenSword72, timtomdan and Gabbem like this

A GOOD friend will bail you out of jail. A TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up."

Reposted from anonymous

Brooklyn, United States

Ziya, abe, anjellica, misifri, guggigirl, PenSword72, chipdicks, supermom and makalapua like this

4

absence of respect of personal space...

stop touching me, stop breathing on me, stop reading my phone conversation and while you're at it, stop reading this post you ass douche!

Bronx, United States

#4, #train, #series, #mta, #subway, #nyc, @avant-garde

LASKYE, PenSword72, tweetybird, A.M., misterlab, timtomdan, zefrances and abe like this

reposted by swaggalishes

4

i think that bad children are rare. it's the parents that should be disciplined more.

Bronx, United States

#4, #train, #series, #Bronx, #Fordham

abe, ElfiEdel, PenSword72 and Gabbem like this

the sun is on the rise and i've not yet fallen asleep.

05:17 EST

#insomnia, #thoughts, #life, #worries

abe, PenSword72 and swatchUSA like this

F

dude, that girl is not going home with you, now go home and shave your shoulders.

#F, #train, #series, #subway, #Brooklyn

abe, Babs_77 and PenSword72 like this

Q

why can't someone who's speaking WAY too much ever tell when the person with whom he's speaking has simply had enough?

#Q, #train, #series, #Parkside, #Avenue, #Brooklyn

MyM, abe, kj55, JodieT, timtomdan and PenSword72 like this

i would spend my last breath making it up to you.

Brooklyn, United States

janem803, Juli7, Ziya, jaybyrd, bold, brody, Babs_77, supermom, swaggalishes, abe and 3 others like this

reposted by swaggalishes, igosar and igosar

ich könnte dich stundenlang anschauen.

guggigirl, swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

i
believe in kissing.

Brooklyn, United States

janem803, meohmy, juliettebravo, CleoBe, Parole, Dead.Yeti, Fionacatherine, Juli7, Ziya, hensch and 9 others like this

reposted by Juli7 and stargater

you can't be broke AND ugly...

pick a struggle!

Brooklyn, United States

abe, mylisa1970, PenSword72 and swatchUSA like this

there's a man on a park bench, aggressively ringing a bicycle bell at everyone walking by...

MINUS the bicycle

...and yet i'm the crazy one?

Brooklyn, United States

dor1316, abe, misterlab, kolarg, PenSword72, foenix, Gabbem, mylisa1970 and lollip2 like this

you chew like a peasant, child...
close your mouth!

Tuckahoe, United States

abe, mylisa1970, PenSword72 and Gabbem like this

whomever said that New Yorkers are crazy, had good insight...

Brooklyn, United States

#crazy, #new, #york, #hometown, #brooklyn

abe, PenSword72, zefrances, RulesOfLife, guggigirl, lollip2 and foenix like this

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goodbye
au revoir
auf wiederluege
arrivederci
a revair

#swiss, #airlines, #goodbye, #aurevoir, #aufwiederluege, #arrivederci, #arevair

anjellica, PenSword72, riles, swatchUSA, foenix, guggigirl, zefrances and robi316 like this

okay, some just asked: "Does it take 18 months for twins to be born?"

well if that isn't just the crown jewel of buffoonery...

prubton, sophh, freeyomind, abe, riles, Gabbem, foenix, swatchUSA, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

love is a madness

abe, PenSword72, ElfiEdel, guggigirl and Babs_77 like this

in hindsight, i still can't decide whether you were a really awesome person or a really awful one...

both and neither?
maybe?

Reposted from anonymous

#ex, #kinda

PenSword72 and lollip2 like this

have you ever met a WHOLE fool?

abe, zefrances, guggigirl, kaylababy and PenSword72 like this

*i understand why they say high school never ends...

#smile, #lines, #incubus

freeyomind, abe, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

#shut, #the, #fuck, #up

zefrances likes this

apparently, sleep and i have fallen out.

it's abandoned me these 3 nights...

02:55 MESZ/CEST

Zurich, Switzerland

Ziya, abe, lias_b, breenance123, zefrances, PenSword72 and dor1316 like this

Ça m'a fait bizarre,

mais j'ai survécu*

#céline, #je, #t'aime, #encore

PenSword72, zefrances, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

this could go one of two ways...

and i enjoy them both VERY much!

Zurich, Switzerland

#because, #i'm, #a, #homo, #sex

UserOne, abe, dor1316, breenance123, blucutie, zefrances, Gabbem, riles and PenSword72 like this

I can do so much more than I think
I can.

I forget this way too often.

Reposted from riles

UserOne, sunny71, abe, rosekeiserud, dor1316, Parole, PenSword72, zefrances and guggigirl like this

Next time a stranger tries to speak to me alone, I will whisper quietly, 'You can see me?''

Reposted from tandasilva

Zurich, Switzerland

@PenSword72

UserOne, jaybyrd, mom4maddi, abe, kolarg, dor1316, timtomdan, blucutie, soph2270, Rickey and 8 others like this

i just want to lay on your chest and listen to your heart beat...

Zurich, Switzerland

#heartbeat, #us

janem803, Juli7, sunny71, aussi-girl90, prubton, niniel, antonia1, dor1316, blucutie, riles and 7 others like this

*friends don't let friends twerk!

100% agreed

blucutie, Belieber1994, zefrances, guggigirl, SimonLauper and PenSword72 like this

so...

i just got cat-called by Captain Hook

aka

random dude with a handlebar moustache.

seriously!?

Zurich, Switzerland

#2014, #handlebar, #carnivalfaced, #freak

ACHunter, abe, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA...

...

@abe, @PenSword72, #GoodLaugh

timtomdan, Akatrine, lollip2, PenSword72, abe and zefrances like this

*take off all of your clothes and climb into a cave of sheets tonight...

Zurich, Switzerland

#localnatives, #cardsandquarters, @abe, @anthonymangham, @PenSword72

antonia1, mjf, ACHunter, lollip2, JoJo0610, tweetybird, zefrances, PenSword72 and abe like this

If all you get
from me is a bad attitude,
you don't get me at all.

Reposted from anonymous

lollip2, abe, swatchUSA, PenSword72 and zefrances like this

ARROGANZ IST DIE KUNST AUF SEINE EIGENE DUMMHEIT STOLZ ZU SEIN.

Reposted from cococaro

Zurich, Switzerland

Parole, A.M., bold, guggigirl and swatchUSA like this

"And to all a goodnight!"

oh wait...

Ziya, abe, PenSword72, guggigirl, zefrances and kj55 like this

shit can also help flowers grow.

Sunshine123, MaScho, TheUnknown, dor1316, jeve, riles, abe, Gabbem, ElfiEdel, zefrances and 4 others like this

i don't like to say this about women because it's so ungallant, but, SHE was an asshole!

Ziya, supermom, abe, zefrances, PenSword72, Gabbem and bold like this

sometimes you win, sometimes you learn...

Zurich, Switzerland

ChrisRota, Stiltskin, locupleto, niniel, dor1316, blucutie, riles, mjf, discodarko, abe and 7 others like this

reposted by rosekeiserud and girlwhoisjojo

go directly to hell.

do not pass GO.
do not collect $200.

Zurich, Switzerland

Stiltskin, SourceBlack, Ziya, jutta-kalkutta, Nolanus, Sunshine123, jackpot1001, UserOne, haddock, wickedpyxxie and 35 others like this

reposted by chipdicks, Boldomatic, thekattman, autumn1997, sheila43, MOUSEFREAKY, sunsgs, seasha7875, Stephanieg215, raffizh and 14 others

just fyi:

stop, drop and roll will NOT work in hell...

Zurich, Switzerland

abe, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

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children...

must we press the button enough times to open every single door on the train?

we're still moving!

abe, PenSword72 and zefrances like this

the longest 4 hours of my life...

as he spoke, i felt as though my shoes were going out of style.

Zurich, Switzerland

@abe

Stiltskin, Sunshine123, UserOne, prubton, jaybyrd, sophh, tweetybird, kj55, lollip2, dor1316 and 8 others like this

could you please get your head out of your ass?

it's not a hat!

MyM, jaybyrd, LASKYE, blucutie, riles, chipdicks, lollip2, Stokn, abe, Pesca and 4 others like this

wenn jemand sagt:
"die Zeit heilt alle Wunden."
hau ihm eine rein und sag:
"ist gleich wieder gut!"

riles, Pesca and guggigirl like this

al, ak, az, ar, ca, co, ct, de, fl, ga, hi, id, il, in, ia, ka, ky, la, me, md, ma, mi, mn, ms, mo, mt, ne, nv, nh, nj, nm, NY, nc, nd, oh, ok, or, pa, ri, sc, sd, tn, tx, ut, vt, va, wa, wv, wi, wy

dc

Zurich, Switzerland

swatchUSA, dor1316 and kj55 like this

mais, quelle horreur!

Zurich, Switzerland

swatchUSA, zefrances, chipdicks and guggigirl like this

sooo...

*they can track your phone, but lost an airplane?

Zurich, Switzerland

Ziya, locupleto, UserOne, freeyomind, dor1316, timtomdan, abe, swatchUSA, Gabbem, zefrances and 2 others like this

*don't you wish that life could be as simple as fish swimming around in a barrel when you've got the gun?

Zurich, Switzerland

#thoughtforfish

guggigirl, zefrances and sarcaSM like this

we are the kids our parents warned us about...

@abe.

Ziya, meohmy, dor1316, abe, PenSword72 and aehmpaeh like this

tu veux, c'est bien
si tu veux pas,

tant pis*

guggigirl and zefrances like this

being a gentleman will never become antiquated...

janem803, AnitaH, emiledi77, Ziya, UserOne, Sunshine123, sunny71, MyM, jaybyrd, LASKYE and 11 others like this

reposted by emiledi77

sometimes, when i see someone riding toward me on a scooter, i want to hold my arm out at the last minute...

does that make me a bad person?

@Gabbem, @Stokn

mouse, signec95, blucutie, Stokn, zefrances, guggigirl and Gabbem like this

dear hay fever,

i'm gonna need you to find someone else to make your bitch.

cheers

Gabbem and zefrances like this

sing me to sleep...

04:43 MEZ

PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

- why wouldn't you want to go back to New York City? it's so exciting!

- because, that would mean going back to the United States.

- .....

- .....

riles, abe, zefrances and guggigirl like this

+

liebe Schweiz,

Sie haben mich zum letztes Mal verarscht.

vielen dank

aehmpaeh, Belieber1994 and guggigirl like this

CNN just said the world is 40 trillion dollars in debt

Who the fuck does the world owe? Jupiter?

Reposted from Babs_77

Ziya, freeyomind, dor1316, Babs_77, chipdicks, zefrances and MissB like this

does it look like i have time for your fuckery?

supermom, Akatrine, tandasilva, Pesca, PenSword72, zefrances and guggigirl like this

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

Reposted from malwal

LASKYE, timtomdan, discodarko, 27thAvenue, kj55, Gabbem, avant-garde, ElfiEdel, guggigirl and MissB like this

...btw, how many frogs am i expected to kiss?

just so i know...

Zurich, Switzerland

dor1316, PenSword72 and foenix like this

i do like the theatre, but i'm not up for an evening of second-hand emotion...

Zurich, Switzerland

this is why i enjoy life.

don't take that away from me...

Zurich, Switzerland

timtomdan, blucutie, riles, mjf, zefrances, kj55, Gabbem and guggigirl like this

the stupidity surrounding me today is exceptional...

really, great job everyone!

perellano, mom4maddi, freeyomind, dor1316, abe, kj55, PenSword72, Gabbem and foenix like this

the Daisy on a leash:

sure, my dog is totally fine having her personal freedom stripped away from her, just as long as she's unaware that it's happening. just like a true American*

Zürich, Switzerland

riles, PenSword72 and allisonrae like this

when did i become clairvoyant!?

open your fucking mouth.

Zürich, Switzerland

YOUR aura's brown... what a stupid thing to say to me! *

-Ellen Degeneres

supermom likes this

really? that's what you were busted for?

fucking cows?

Zürich, Switzerland

supermom, abe, wallflower70, allisonrae and PenSword72 like this

i can't get my thoughts to form an orderly line or use their indoor voices...

Zurich, Switzerland

dor1316, riles, allisonrae and PenSword72 like this

you keep me at arm's length, but still, your fingers are entwined with mine.

what do you really want?

Zurich, Switzerland

PenSword72 and foenix like this

yeah, why don't you go stun gun yourself...*

Zurich, Switzerland

freeyomind and kolarg like this

if thought bubbles appeared above my head, i'd be screwed*

Zurich, Switzerland

dor1316, riles and allisonrae like this

She tried it!

No I do not know every black person in Switzerland, nor am I related to any of them.

*That's the kind of shit I'm talking about...

Zurich, Switzerland

never make an enemy by accident*

Zürich, Switzerland

+

sorry,
we're closed

Reposted from aehmpaeh

Zürich, Switzerland

Man(n) sollte vorher genau prüfen, ob es nicht vielleicht besser wäre, die Prinzessin zu töten und den Drachen zu heiraten.

Reposted from guggigirl

ach wie gut dass niemand weiss, dass ich rumpelstilzchen heiss...

Zurich, Switzerland

foenix likes this

i can't decide which part of that speech is the most extraordinary.

foenix likes this

it's not often that you hear a declaration of love and a character assassination delivered in the same breath...

Seebach, Switzerland

another sleepless night behind me.

another restless day before me.

Zürich, Switzerland

@foenix., @foenix

anjellica, dor1316, PenSword72, sarcaSM and foenix like this

sleep abandons me, yet again.

03:12 - MEZ

allisonrae and kolarg like this

reposted by DawnieDogg88

i do not wish to overthrow the civilised world. i just want to be happy.

is it so much to ask?

Zürich, Switzerland

dor1316, PenSword72, riles, allisonrae and bold like this

Zürich, Switzerland

PenSword72 likes this

wow...

thats like having someone rip your heart out and show it to you.

...happy Monday

PenSword72, bold and chipdicks like this

If I loved you less,
I might be able to talk about it more.

Reposted from wallifer

timtomdan, allisonrae, _Nathalie_ and ThePrincess like this

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

Reposted from Rsnyde

Ziya, sophh, Dream2Remember, wallflower70, wallifer and _Nathalie_ like this

allisonrae likes this

for the longest time, my sister thought she was deformed because her feet weren't shaped like Barbie's...

Zürich, Switzerland

n.schi, blucutie, riles, allisonrae and RamonaStewart like this

no you may not stand 2 inches behind someone at an ATM...

... that'll get you hit!

allisonrae and _Nathalie_ like this

Ever looked at your ex and thought:

"Was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Reposted from againandagain

what i can't see, can't hurt me?

lies you tell!

Zürich, Switzerland

PenSword72, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and chipdicks like this

give me a sign,
tell me what you need

Reposted from avant-garde

i think you regret being honest less often than you regret telling lies...

Zürich, Switzerland

life is but a dream to you, isn't it?

Zürich, Switzerland

allisonrae, _Nathalie_ and foenix like this

Give me every ugly truth.

Reposted from anonymous

allisonrae likes this

well, a white rabbit in a waistcoat ran by so i chased him down a hole...

...and then i ended up here.

allisonrae and RamonaStewart like this

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

Reposted from beesmoove

allisonrae likes this

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

Reposted from malwal

supermom likes this

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

_Nathalie_ likes this

Q?hv?
????
????
?af??
káva
caife
Kaffee
café
caffè
...coffee
the loveliest word in any
language.

Zürich, Switzerland

#kaffe, #Q?hv?, #káva, #caife, #café, #caffè, #coffee, #Kaffee, @mom4maddi

PenSword72, anjellica, SimonLauper and chipdicks like this

timtomdan, Akatrine, SimonLauper and foenix like this

i just wanna get it right sometimes...

Zurich, Switzerland

janem803, UserOne, niniel, Dream2Remember, riles, discodarko, abe, guggigirl, PenSword72, sarcaSM and 3 others like this

reposted by chipdicks, esteban0669 and Dream2Remember

It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

Reposted from Luenchen

Zürich, Switzerland

dor1316 likes this

Wie ist das überhaupt mit so einem "Partner"?

Was fressen die so und wie alt werden die eigentlich?

Reposted from jano

Zurich, Switzerland

riles and SimonLauper like this

too much?

what's too
much?

janem803, bapu, PenSword72 and allisonrae like this

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

Reposted from TriniDady

dor1316, zefrances and SimonLauper like this

The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you •

Reposted from Lirpae..

dor1316, wallflower70 and Lirpae.. like this

#SwimmingInDelirium

Zürich, Switzerland

#delirium

dor1316 likes this