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Pragmatismus

Die Kunst , seine Visionen der Realität anzupassen.

#pragmatismus, #vision, #realität

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If someone offers you an opportunity to get closer to your enemy, you always take it!

#opportunity, #closer, #enemy, #take, #it

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Throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the hell up!

#throw, #fertilizer, #people, #grow, #up

Lirpae.. and zefrances like this

Manners:
The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

#manner, #smiling, #nodding, #slap, #bitch, #face

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You put a spell on me.

#spell

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Kaum ein Mann kann nachvollziehen, welche Gefühle der perfekte Schuh bei einer Frau auslösen kann.

#mann, #perfekt, #schuh, #gefühl

JMBis, MaScho, Loupi4614, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Let's have a moment of silence for all the clothes we added to the cart, but never bought.

#moment, #silence, #clothes, #cart, #never, #bought

JMBis, zefrances, GaylrdSprFckr and enigma like this

My self esteem has two levels:

1) I'm a worthless peace of shit who deserves no love.

2) Bow down bitches I am your queen.

#selfesteem, #level, #worthless, #shit, #love, #bitch, #queen

zefrances, meohmy and enigma like this

Girls are so bad at parking because they're constantly being lied to about what 8 inches is.

#girls, #bad, #parking, #inches

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Mein Kopf ist voller Wörter doch es kommt nichts raus. Bye Bye meine Liebe des Lebens und ja wir beide werden uns nie mehr sehen, kann schon sein, dass man sich im Leben zweimal begegnet, doch es beim zweiten Mal dann einfach zu spät ist.

#liebe, #des, #lebens, #byebye

MaScho and Yakooza like this

Your mind is your best weapon

dor1316, Krimi63, meohmy and enigma like this

Be all in or get all out.
There is no halfway.

#allin, #out, #no, #halfway

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Always find time for the things that make you happy to be alive.

#always, #time, #happy, #alive

JMBis, PenSword72, roosterbear, soene, meohmy, dor1316, Luenchen, zefrances and enigma like this

You can.

End of story.

#youcan, #end, #story

kris, pasquale85 and zefrances like this

Sometimes we have to let go of what's killing us, even if it's killing us to let go.

#sometimes, #letgo, #killing

meohmy, roosterbear and enigma like this

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.

Be kind.

#everyone, #fighting, #battle, #kind

roosterbear, meohmy, kris and enigma like this

Wir sind hier nicht bei Wünsch-dir-was sondern bei
so isses!

#wünschdirwas, #soisses

campino, Yakooza and enigma like this

Es gibt Dinge, über die spreche ich nicht mal mit mir selber!

#dinge, #sprechen, #selber

Luenchen and enigma like this

Life is short,
eat dessert first

#life, #short, #eat, #dessert, #first

Luenchen and enigma like this

Follow your heart but take your brain with you!

#follow, #heart, #brain

izzi, dor1316, meohmy, Luenchen, korks and enigma like this

Life is like an elevator:
on your way up, sometimes, you have to stop and let some people off.

#life, #elevator, #stop, #people, #off

janem803, roosterbear, iksb, meohmy, dianetta, izzi, zefrances, blackboxmagic, Luenchen, avant-garde and 1 other like this

reposted by dianetta

Don't fuck with my feelings, just because you're unsure of your own!

#fuck, #feelings, #unsure

zefrances, Babs_77, meohmy, Luenchen and enigma like this

Das Leben war einfacher als ich Jungs noch doof fand.

#leben, #jungs, #doof

JMBis, Tanascha, MeMyselfAnd..I, izzi, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

reposted by izzi

cuddle me hardcore

#cuddle, #hardcore

zefrances, Lirpae.., dor1316, Luenchen and enigma like this

Do it with passion or not at all!

#do, #passion, #notatall

PenSword72, Lirpae.., ElfiEdel, dreamworld, meohmy and Luenchen like this

My dead will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.

#dead, #sarcastic, #wrong, #time

zefrances, Luenchen and enigma like this

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people!

#jellyfish, #survive, #nobrain, #hope

soene, meohmy, Luenchen and enigma like this

Ich bin nicht da! Bin mich suchen gegangen. Wenn ich wieder da bin, bevor ich zurück komme, sagt mir ich soll auf mich warten!

#suchen, #zurück, #nicht, #da

ElfiEdel, Luenchen, campino, avant-garde and enigma like this

Life is NO sugarlicking

#life, #no, #sugarlicking

zefrances, Luenchen and enigma like this

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life!

#cinderella, #new, #pair, #shoes, #change, #life

lonelyscribe, JMBis, zefrances, Luenchen and enigma like this

#dance

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Screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain!

#screw, #beautiful, #brilliant, #compliment, #brain

zefrances, blackboxmagic and enigma like this

Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.

#surround, #yourself, #people, #lift, #higher

zefrances, ElfiEdel, meohmy and enigma like this

I am not weird I am limited edition

#weird, #limited, #edition

zefrances, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

My brain has too many tabs open!

#brain, #tabs, #open

Lieutenant, chipdicks, dor1316, Lirpae.., zefrances, Luenchen and enigma like this

If you give, you begin to live.

If you give, you get the world!

#give, #begin, #live, #gettheworld

zefrances, meohmy, dor1316, Lirpae.., Luenchen, Babs_77 and enigma like this

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye!

#favorite, #hello, #hardest, #goodbye

PenSword72, zefrances, Luenchen and meohmy like this

Please overuse your intelligence.
It's sexy as fuck.

#overuse, #intelligence, #sexy

PenSword72, zefrances, avant-garde, dor1316, Lirpae.., meohmy and jano like this

Da, wo Sie sitzen, kann
ich mir auch gut eine Zimmerpflanze vorstellen!

#sitzen, #Zimmerpflanze

Lirpae.., Luenchen and enigma like this

Today
has been cancelled,
go back to bed.

#today, #cancelled, #back, #bed

Babs_77, enigma, Lirpae.., jano, Luenchen, zefrances, meohmy and dor1316 like this

Life is too short to carry ugly bags!

#life, #short, #ugly, #bag

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Wer schön sein will muss leiden, weil er so doof ist, dass er bloss schön sein will.

#schön, #doof

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If you still look cute at the end of your workout you didn't train hard enough.

#cute, #workout, #train, #hard

stanleyfu, Luenchen, avant-garde and enigma like this

I keep hitting 'escape' but I'm still here.

#escape, #stillhere

PenSword72, blackboxmagic, Luenchen, zefrances and enigma like this

If you can't stop thinking about it, don't stop working for it.

#workforit

PenSword72, bold, zefrances, Luenchen, meohmy and enigma like this

Karma has no menu.

You get served what you deserve.

#karma, #served, #deserved

meohmy and enigma like this

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

#carry, #load, #break

zefrances, ElfiEdel, meohmy and enigma like this

Work hard,
Have fun,
No drama.

#workhard, #havefun, #nodrama

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There comes a time in the day that no matter the question, the answer is:
CHOCOLATE

#chocolate

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Don't stumble over something behind you!

#stumble, #behind

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I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks,
I'm outstanding!

#outside, #outstanding

meohmy, zefrances and enigma like this

was wäre ich mit weniger mehr?

#weniger, #mehr

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Your workout is my warm up!

#workout, #warmup

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It's better to have loved & lost than to live with the psycho the rest of your life!

#loved, #lost, #psycho

meohmy and enigma like this

I'd take shopping over sex any day. Anything that seems a bit small or disappointing when you get it home can easily be exchanged for somerhing more satisfying.

#shoppong, #over, #sex, #anyday

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Most women are attracted to the simple things in life -
like men.

#women, #attracted, #simple, #things, #men

campino and enigma like this

Craziness doesn't run in my family. It practically gallops!

#craziness, #gallops, #family

meohmy and enigma like this

Some relatives are like fires. The sooner they're out the better.

#relatives, #out

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A champion is someone who gets up even if he can't!

#champion, #getsup

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Best friends are better than boyfriends.

#bestfriends, #boyfriend

Krimi63, zefrances, Babs_77, meohmy, avant-garde and enigma like this

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen!

#story, #life

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Männer kümmern sich darum, dass die Menschheit nicht ausstirbt.

Frauen darum, dass die Menschheit nicht verblödet.

againandagain, ElfiEdel, Luenchen and enigma like this

Du bringst mich dazu meine Augen so hart zu verdrehen, dass ich meine eigene Hirnrinde sehe!

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I think therefore we have nothing in common.

meohmy, aspmarques and enigma like this

you make my dopamine levels go all silly

#dopamine, #level, #silly

meohmy, againandagain and enigma like this

you can not imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give!

Luenchen and enigma like this

Marry a man that will waste your lipstick not your mascara!

#marry, #man, #waste, #lipstick, #mascara

meohmy, Luenchen and enigma like this

Girls
Just
Wanna Have
Fund$

#girls, #fund$

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Life is short, buy the shoes!

#life, #short, #buy, #shoes

againandagain, Luenchen and enigma like this

people disappoint.
chocolate is eternal!

#chocolate, #eternal

Luenchen and enigma like this

normal people are so weird!

#normal, #people, #weird

zefrances and enigma like this

make
coffee
not
war

#coffee, #war

zefrances, A.M. and enigma like this

Wer dein Schweigen nicht versteht, versteht deine Worte auch nicht.

#schweigen, #worte, #verstehen

alex_digital, Pesca and enigma like this

Ich bin eine Frau. Soll ich es buchstabieren?!

G Ö T T I N

Luenchen and enigma like this

are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

#stupid

dor1316, avant-garde and enigma like this

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead and sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end it's only with yourself.

#jealousy, #race, #yourself

janem803, ElfiEdel and enigma like this

Truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is!

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if you change nothing - nothing will change

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Ich bin super im Bett!

Ne, Moment.

Super, ich bin im Bett!

ElfiEdel, Luenchen and enigma like this

My
heart
is
in
atrophy

#heart, #atrophy

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If you kiss my neck I'm not responsible for what happens next!

#kiss, #neck

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Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.

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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going!

#perseverance

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Wieso sind Menschen eigentlich immer nur mit ihrem Aussehen unzufrieden und nie mit ihrem Hirn?

#hirn, #aussehen, #unzufrieden, #intelligenz, @fruitgarden:

againandagain, fruitgarden, ElfiEdel, SimonLauper, Babs_77 and enigma like this

while most are dreaming of success winners wake up and work hard to achieve it.

#success, #winner, #achieve

zefrances, Loupi4614, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Du bist die vollkommene Vergeudung!

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Die Ewigkeit dauert lange, besonders gegen Ende.

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Nobody is too busy. It's just a matter of priorities. If they want to find time for you, they will.

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Breathe in the good shit.

Breathe out the bullshit.

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law
means nothing without justice

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Everything I like is either expensive,
fattening or won't text me back!

Luenchen, zefrances, Ms_Ntlebi and enigma like this

If we don't burn together I will burn alone!

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what screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.

Qball, zefrances, Pesca and enigma like this

common sense is the less common of all senses

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Das Ziel bleibt die vollendete Leistung. Aber der Sinn ist der sie leistende Mensch.

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creativity is maximized when you are living in the moment.

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you either want quads or you want jeans.
you really can't have both.

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Follow a vision, not a path.

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Reading can seriously damage your ignorance.

zefrances, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Don't wish for it.

Work for it.

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reposted by avant-garde, babyydoll, aikspot, freshjam and pitaja

Nichts ist perfekt ausser Nutella.

mokee and enigma like this

marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant

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Bei vielen Menschen ist die Problemzone nicht Bauch, Beine, Po sondern der Kopf.

A.M., Luenchen, againandagain and enigma like this

If 'plan A' didn't work the alphabet has 25 more letters.

Stay cool!

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Ich schmeiss' alles hin und werd' Prinzessin!

againandagain, ElfiEdel, aehmpaeh and enigma like this

know
your
enemy

A.M. and enigma like this

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to safe distance and throw chocolate at her.

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I'm lost
but
I'm hopeful

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Fly in the planet of ambition, and then land on the airport of success, luck is yours, wish is mine, may your future always shine!

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Im Zweifelsfall siegt der Geist über die Materie.

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Nichts ist so begehrenswert wie das, was einem nicht sicher ist.

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You stay out of this or I'll knock you into the middle of next week!

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you screw me
I screw you back
I'm a lady like that

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let it bend before it breaks

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Schokolade löst keine Probleme.

Aber das tut ein Apfel ja auch nicht.

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You are enough as you are. Perfect in your imperfection.

robi316, aehmpaeh and enigma like this

Sogar Ben Hur hatte eine bessere
Work Life Balance als ich.

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Quand on est mort, on ne sait pas qu'on est mort, c'est pour les autres que c'est difficile.

Quand on est con, c'est pareil!

robi316, Loupi4614, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Lieber etwas Speck auf der Hüfte als Magersucht im Gehirn!

againandagain, robi316 and enigma like this

Die grössten Fehler machen wir für Geld oder Männer!

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Wer Frauen versteht, kann auch durch Null teilen.

begrian, robi316, Loupi4614 and enigma like this

Glück ist, wenn die Katastrophe eine Pause macht.

begrian, robi316, ElfiEdel and enigma like this

Wenn die Dinge nicht so laufen, wie du sie dir vorstellst, dann stell dir etwas anderes vor!

begrian, robi316, Pesca, Loupi4614 and enigma like this

Ich habe zwar keine Lösung, bewundere aber das Problem!

begrian, robi316, Loupi4614 and enigma like this

Keiner steht mir so gut wie ich. Deshalb bleib ich wie ich bin!

ZoJ, Babs_77, Luenchen, robi316 and enigma like this

When life gets though, put on your dobok!

zefrances, robi316 and enigma like this

Lead me not into temptation...

Oh who am I kidding!

FOLLOW ME
I know a shortcut!

zefrances and enigma like this

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance.

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reposted by zefrances, NukeSkywalker and capbacon

After a break-up, certain street, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces.

zefrances, Babs_77 and enigma like this

sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, stop deciding exactly what we want, and just see what happens.

izzi, ElfiEdel, zefrances, Luenchen and enigma like this

I need a six month vacation, twice a year.

zefrances and enigma like this

Jeder Tag könnte dein letzter sein und wenn du irgend jemand magst, sag es am besten gleich!

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Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

mjf, Lirpae.., Pesca, zefrances and enigma like this

You
float
my
boat

PenSword72 and enigma like this

Alles wird überschätzt - ausser Schuhe, Taschen und Klamotten!

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I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly, as an asshole.

PenSword72 and enigma like this

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you and the rest don't know how to screw you!

zefrances and enigma like this

You and I are so over we need a new word for it!

Babs_77, zefrances and enigma like this

I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without them.

begrian, zefrances and enigma like this

I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

little_hippie, Pesca, zefrances, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, avant-garde and enigma like this

Eine Frau ohne Bauch, ist wie ein Himmel ohne Sterne.

ZoJ and enigma like this

Disziplin ist die Fähigkeit, dümmer zu erscheinen als der Chef!

ZoJ, againandagain and enigma like this

Und was sagen Sie als Unbeteiligter zur Intelligenz?

ZoJ, Luenchen and enigma like this

The man who gets me, gets one hell of a woman!

SimonLauper, NukeSkywalker, zefrances and enigma like this

Ohne Orientierungssinn sieht man viel mehr von der Welt.

ElfiEdel, againandagain, ZoJ and enigma like this

You mean nothing to me until you mean everything!

PenSword72, Babs_77, Luenchen and enigma like this

Ich kenne keinen Stress.

Höchstens Strass!

mjf, ZoJ, Babs_77, againandagain, Luenchen and enigma like this

Madonna is 55 her boyfriend 22.
Tina Turner is 75 her boyfriend 40.
JLo is 42 boyfriend 26. Mariah Carey is 44 her husband 32.
Still single? Realx, your boyfriend is not born yet!

PenSword72, ElfiEdel and enigma like this

Findest du Fernseh-Fragen sind zu einfach?

a) Ja
b) Bananen-Eis

ZoJ, Luenchen and enigma like this

It's hard to lose a chosen one

zefrances and enigma like this

Most people don't get married to the people they love the most, they marry whoever they happen to be with when they turn thirty!

zefrances and enigma like this

You look like you had woken up at your own autopsy!

perellano, brody, zefrances, ElfiEdel, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Manchmal,
wenn mir langweilig ist...

...mache ich mir die Mühe und konstruiere kleine, wohlüberlegte Fehler, die ich in mein Handeln einbaue.

Ich wirke gern menschlich

Reposted from Loupi4614

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I have thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.

zefrances and enigma like this

Man kann viel reden, man kann auch mehr tun.

aehmpaeh, againandagain and enigma like this

Wo zur Hölle ist der Eingang zum Himmel?

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aehmpaeh and enigma like this

Büro
ist
Krieg!

aehmpaeh and enigma like this

Powerpoint heisst:
Ich habe keine Idee, das aber in sehr vielen Farben!

ZoJ, soene, Luenchen, Loupi4614, aehmpaeh and enigma like this

Was wir früher Humor nannten, heisst heute Mobbing

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Fehler haben die anderen - der Chef hat Alleinstellungsmerkmale

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Man kann nicht immer gewinnen. Doch wie man verliert, kann jeder selber bestimmen!

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Bitte kopieren Sie sich auf die andere Seite der Macht

ZoJ, againandagain and enigma like this

Wer Visionen hat sollte zum Arzt gehen.

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It hurts to look at the clouds when the sun is shining through them, but it also helps, like most of the things that cause pain.

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reposted by RulesOfLife

If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

Reposted from avant-garde

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Prime numbers are like life. They are logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them.

soene and enigma like this

wake me up when all is done

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calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!

Luenchen and enigma like this

You look like your face was on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork!

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Mut ist ein Anagramm von Glück

ZoJ and aehmpaeh like this

I can't tell if I'm talking to your face or your asshole!

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Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?!

Babs_77, Loupi4614, bold and enigma like this

Pinguin in der Wüste

begrian, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, Loupi4614 and enigma like this

Es war folgerichtig. Alles andere wäre geradezu verantwortungslos gewesen.

ZoJ, SimonLauper and enigma like this

Bâtard tu es,
tu l'étais
et tu le restes!

Babs_77 and enigma like this

Das ist doch alles geistiger Dünnschiss hier!

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It's better to burn out than to fade away.

begrian and enigma like this

Alle reden vom körperlichen Übergewicht, das geistige Untergewicht wird totgeschwiegen.

mjf, A.M., ZoJ, againandagain, Loupi4614, Pesca, enigma, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

if in doubt, drink coffee

zefrances, begrian and enigma like this

è solo l'amore che unisce il tutto

zefrances, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Einmal ausgeschissen immer ausgeschissen

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Je grösser der Dachschaden, umso besser ist der Blick in die Sterne, und manche Leute sehen echt die komplette Galaxie!

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Besser man denkt alles was man sagt, als man sagt alles, was man denkt.

aehmpaeh, begrian, Lirpae.., Luenchen and enigma like this

Man sollte sich die Ruhe und Nervenstärke eines Stuhles zulegen. Der muss auch mit jedem Arsch klar kommen!

Lirpae.., Luenchen and enigma like this

Mach mir einen Gefallen und löse dich in Luft auf!

aehmpaeh, A.M., againandagain, Luenchen, begrian, Pesca and enigma like this

Du liegst sensationell daneben!

Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, Luenchen, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Manchmal muss man Menschen aufgeben.

Nicht weil sie dir egal sind, sondern weil du es ihnen bist.

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Mit grösster Freude!

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Chiudi algune porte.
Non per orgoglio, ma perchè non sono più adatte alla tua vita.

enigma likes this

Please take care of the planet - it's the only one with chocolate!

Babs_77, Pesca, Loupi4614, annabanan, Luenchen and enigma like this

anything is good if it's made of chocolate!

Babs_77, annabanan, Lirpae.., Luenchen and enigma like this

Oh Herr gib mir Nerven aus Drahtseilen!

Babs_77, soene and Luenchen like this

Bis zu meinem fünften Lebensjahr dachte ich mein Name sei 'NEIN'!

ZoJ, Babs_77, barbaresco and enigma like this

shake
it
like
a
polaroid picture

janem803, PenSword72, Loupi4614, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Das Problem mit der Liebe ist, dass auch herzlose mitmachen dürfen.

ZoJ, Luenchen and enigma like this

Und ich frage mich erneut, weshalb ich mir das antue...

Pesca, avant-garde and Luenchen like this

Ich brauche keinen Mittelfinger, ich kann das mit den Augen.

Loupi4614, Luenchen, Babs_77, soene and enigma like this

Es muss nicht immer alles Sinn machen. Oft reicht es schon, wenn es Spass macht!

upupandaway, kolarg, izzi, beside, Lirpae.., Babs_77, ElfiEdel, ZoJ, Loupi4614, Luenchen and 1 other like this

Wenn jemand ein Problem mit mir hat kann er es behalten, es ist ja schliesslich sein's!

Loupi4614, ZoJ, ElfiEdel and enigma like this

Do
not
take anything
for
granted

carolsun, PenSword72, Babs_77, Lirpae.., kolarg, makalapua, Luenchen and enigma like this

Der wahre Charakter von Menschen sieht man:

a) während der Scheidung
b) nach der Kündigung

ZoJ, Loupi4614, againandagain, Babs_77, Luenchen, avant-garde and enigma like this

...immer wieder erstaunt über meine Selbstdisziplin!

Babs_77, Lirpae.., avant-garde and Loupi4614 like this

Diese Stille im Kopf von gewissen Leuten muss schon sehr beruhigend sein.

ZoJ, Lirpae.., Loupi4614, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Dingue
Dingue
Dingue
Dingue
Dingue

Babs_77 and enigma like this

ctrl
alt
delete

cummingsa89 and Babs_77 like this

Act always so as to increase the number of choices.

Babs_77, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Wahrheit ist die Erfindung eines Lügners

ZoJ, avant-garde, SimonLauper, Babs_77, Lirpae.., chocolat and enigma like this

Baby in our wildest moments we could be the greatest.

PenSword72, Lirpae.., Babs_77, Luenchen and enigma like this

Being confused is the best possible state for an expert to be in.

cummingsa89, chocolat, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Die Flammen im Herz sind durch nichts zu ersetzen.

Lirpae.., ZoJ, Luenchen, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Am liebsten beides

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and chocolat like this

Denken hilft zwar, nützt aber nichts.

Loupi4614, Luenchen, avant-garde, izzi, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and soene like this

PenSword72 likes this

Stressed,
Depressed
but well Dressed!

SaraRuid, avant-garde, kolarg, Luenchen and enigma like this

Stress entsteht, wenn das Gehirn dem Körper verbietet, jemanden in den Arsch zu treten, der es eigentlich verdient hat!

Yakooza, theSponge, ZoJ, jano, beside, Babs_77, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., chocolat, Luenchen and 1 other like this

reposted by theSponge

I proctrastinate so much, I'll probably put off death and never die.

cummingsa89, Lirpae.., bold, Babs_77 and enigma like this

Wer zuletzt lacht, hat's vielleicht nur zu spät gerafft!

chocolat, Lirpae.., Babs_77, SimonLauper and enigma like this

Tagsüber Zirkus
Abends Theater

MaScho, upupandaway, emma-freitag, Lirpae.., againandagain, Babs_77, woernie, SimonLauper and enigma like this

Celebrating!

Just because

Lirpae.., Babs_77 and bold like this

Ich liebe den Erfinder der Kopfhörer. So muss ich die stupiden Gespräche im Zug nicht mitanhören!

ZoJ, Lirpae.., Luenchen and chocolat like this

Sorry keine Zeit mehr heute die Welt zu retten das muss bis morgen warten...

ZoJ, fruitgarden, Babs_77, chocolat and enigma like this

Babs_77 likes this

Lasst die Deppen deppert sterben!

Lirpae.., Luenchen and enigma like this

crème de la crème

Babs_77, Lirpae.., Lieanne3, kolarg and enigma like this

Das Mass an Stress korreliert mit der Länge meiner Nägel...

Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

I stopped checking for monsters under the bed, when I realized they were inside me

cummingsa89, kolarg, brody, Lirpae.., chocolat, Luenchen and enigma like this

Es ist nutzlos und glitzert:

Ich muss es haben!

Babs_77, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Wenn ich dir jetzt Recht gebe, dann liegen wir ja beide falsch

barbaresco, Babs_77, Luenchen, chocolat, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Ich sehe nur so brav aus damit die Überraschung grösser ist

soene, barbaresco, Luenchen, chocolat, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Ich dachte ich wäre verliebt, aber ich hatte nur Hunger

mjf, barbaresco, Babs_77, Luenchen, chocolat, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

ech brönne mer din name zmetzt i mis härz

soene, Lirpae.., Romansp, Luenchen, barbaresco, ZoJ and Pesca like this

some dance to remember

some dance to forget

brody, Lirpae.., Babs_77, Luenchen and enigma like this

Ich liebe es, mir Lügen anzuhören, wenn ich die Wahrheit kenne.

chocolat, Lirpae.., Luenchen, Babs_77, ZoJ and enigma like this

headless chicken mode

Babs_77, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., bold and enigma like this

Keep calm and eat chocolate

chocolat, Babs_77, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Wer bin ich und wenn ja, wie viele?

chocolat, jaykay, Babs_77, Luenchen, Lirpae.., little_hippie and enigma like this

hey er Knallfrösch:

1. August esch erscht morn!!!

Pesca, Dr.Evil, Babs_77, ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

come take a ride inside my head

chocolat, Babs_77, pasquale85, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Be
Your
Own
Hero

_andreiia_, dreamworld, brody, jaykay, ZoJ, jano, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and enigma like this

Wer die Zeit finden will, muss bereit sein, seine Zeit zu verlieren.

ZoJ, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, Babs_77 and enigma like this

doing my nails makes me feel better

soene, jaykay, Lirpae.., pannacotta, SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

can that day get any worse?!

Babs_77 likes this

Zurück auf Feld 1

soene, Babs_77, Lirpae.., ZoJ and Luenchen like this

dreamworld, lollip, PenSword72, brody, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

reposted by brody

you are a stunner

Lirpae.. likes this

ZoJ, SimonLauper, Luenchen and enigma like this

Alles nur heisse Luft!

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Ein Mann ohne Bart ist nicht richtig angezogen!

carolsun, izzi, soene, Pesca, A.M., ZoJ, Lirpae.., woernie, SimonLauper, pasquale85 and 2 others like this

I'm up all night to get lucky

mjf, brody, jaykay, denclin, Babs_77, A.M., Lirpae.., SimonLauper and enigma like this

reposted by denclin

heiss
heisser
meine Wohnung

pasquale85, Babs_77, ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

Ich
sehe
Stimmen

Babs_77, ZoJ, Lirpae.., fruitgarden, againandagain and enigma like this

Babs_77 and enigma like this

Der Sinn des Lebens zeigt sich, indem wir es führen.

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Trial
and Error

Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Fidéliser les meilleurs

Babs_77 likes this

Wer zu viele Hasen jagt, fängt keinen

Babs_77, ZoJ, pannacotta and Lirpae.. like this

Mein Bono hat Pause deshalb mach ich heute einen asozialen Tag

soene, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Dein Herz ist aus PVC

mjf, chocolat, Babs_77, ZoJ and enigma like this

Man sieht oft etwas hundert, TAUSENDMAL bevor man es zum allerersten Mal wirklich sieht

mjf, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Aus einem traurigen Arsch kommt niemals ein fröhlicher Furz

perellano, bold, Babs_77, ZoJ, Lirpae.., izzi and enigma like this

Lieber öfters glücklich als einmal verheiratet!

Babs_77, ZoJ, A.M., Lirpae.., izzi and enigma like this

Deine Augen machen •BlingBling• und alles ist vergessen

Pesca, Babs_77, ZoJ, Lirpae.., izzi and enigma like this

Wer sehen will, muss die Augen schliessen.

nano560, Babs_77, ZoJ, A.M., izzi, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Vorrei renderti intelligente per un solo minuto per farti capire quanto sei idiota

Babs_77 and enigma like this

Wenn der Kuchen spricht haben die Krümmel Pause

Pesca, Babs_77, ZoJ, pannacotta, izzi, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

owner of a lonely heart is much better than owner of a broken heart

mjf, chocolat, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Taschen sind Rudeltiere

chocolat, Babs_77, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, Dr.Evil, againandagain and enigma like this

Gewisse Menschen sind komplett talentlos

Babs_77, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Es ist viel zu früh zu spät

upupandaway, soene, Babs_77, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Welche grammatikalische Zeit ist:

'Du hättest nicht geboren werden sollen'?

Präservativ Defekt!

chocolat, Babs_77, ZoJ, Lirpae.., A.M., jano and enigma like this

Herr,
gib mir Geduld, aber zackig!

Babs_77, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence!

Babs_77, Lirpae.., jano and enigma like this

Oh, so you wanna argue?

BRING IT!
I got my
CAPS LOCK ON!

soene, bold, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Manchmal bin ich schon etwas verrückt. Aber ich bin nicht immer so. Es gibt auch Zeiten da drehe ich völlig durch.

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Intelligentes Leben im All? Mir würde schon intelligentes Leben auf der Erde reichen!

Jannek, chocolat, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, fruitgarden, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Inject yourself with liberty

chocolat, Lirpae.., wookie and enigma like this

Sarkasmus

Die Fähigkeit, Idioten zu beleidigen, ohne dass sie es merken

mzh, carolsun, topomark, ZoJ, NowhereDom, Lirpae.., jano, fruitgarden and enigma like this

Life is a beat, dance to it!

sabi0808, izzi, Lirpae.., wookie and enigma like this

Wer schwankt hat mehr vom Weg

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Vision without action is a daydream.

Action without vision is a nightmare.

bold, izzi, fruitgarden and enigma like this

Auch ein perfektes Chaos ist etwas Vollkommenes

ZoJ, topomark, againandagain, begrian, Lirpae.., izzi and enigma like this

Wer schweigt, stimmt nicht immer zu, er hat nur manchmal keine Lust mit Idioten zu diskutieren.

mjf, chocolat, ZoJ, Sven, fruitgarden, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Know that one thing by which all else is known

Sven, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone

cummingsa89, Sven, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Verbringe die Zeit nicht mit der Suche nach Hindernissen, vielleicht sind keine da.

ZoJ, aehmpaeh and enigma like this

The greatest ideas are nothing more than daydreams until they are pushed to become reality

Sven, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Beschämend, dass sogar China besser als die Schweiz da steht, wenn es um Frauen auf CEO-Posten geht!

ZoJ, wookie, Lirpae.., A.M. and enigma like this

it's not the size of the wave it's the motion of the ocean!

chocolat, marmite, Lirpae.., izzi and enigma like this

where's the fun in forever

Lirpae.., izzi and enigma like this

So viele Gewitter kann es gar nicht geben, wie es Leute gibt, die der Blitz beim Scheissen treffen soll!

upupandaway, chocolat, ZoJ, izzi, Lirpae.., begrian and enigma like this

Zeit
heilt
Wunden

ZoJ and enigma like this

I'm too close to love you so I'm on my way

marmite, Lirpae.., begrian and enigma like this

waiting for a sign from you...
in vain...

chocolat, marmite, begrian and enigma like this

Lass die Sonne rein!

Sunshine123, mjf, ZoJ, hemko, Lirpae.. and begrian like this

I wear my head where my heart should be

soene, Lirpae.., guido and enigma like this

Das Problem beim Schokolade essen ist, dass es die Lust danach nicht stillt sondern fördert...

ZoJ, Lirpae.., claudia and enigma like this

Klappe sonst verbanne ich dich nach Mordor!

ZoJ, hemko, Akatrine, A.M., Lirpae.., Sven, begrian and enigma like this

Der Mund kann lügen, der Körper nie

ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

Habe ich Gefühle oder haben die Gefühle mich?

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Allzu menschlich und spontan ist nicht selten inhuman

mjf, ZoJ, A.M. and Lirpae.. like this

Lachen macht gesund

ZoJ, claudia, Sven and enigma like this

I'll be yours
someday

guido likes this

Antipathie ist Menschenrecht

ZoJ, Lirpae.., A.M. and enigma like this

Ist denn ein normales Leben zu viel verlangt?

ZoJ and enigma like this

Sven, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

die menschliche DNA stimmt zu 55% mit der einer Banane überein!

claudia, Sven, begrian, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

vita brevis
ars longa

NowhereDom and enigma like this

my tears are becoming a sea

cummingsa89 and MooseOnDaLoose like this

There are four basic food groups:

milk chocolate dark chocolate white chocolate chocolate truffles

Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Wenn Musik unser Herz berührt, weiten sich seine Kammern zu Leuchtersälen

Lirpae.. and enigma like this

you'll never find the right person if you never let go of the wrong one

hemko, claudia, Lieanne3, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

what
goes
around
comes
around

cummingsa89, Lirpae.., begrian, lilymarlen and enigma like this

in the end we're all on our own...

Lirpae.. and enigma like this

slow down
to
speed up

izzi, korks, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Herrgott wo sind denn bitte die wahren Männer geblieben? Mit den Dinosaurier ausgestorben oder was?!

soene, ZoJ, hemko, cococaro, izzi and Lirpae.. like this

Sven likes this

will I meet you in my dreams tonight?

soene, begrian, Lirpae.., izzi and enigma like this

talk to my hand

izzi, NowhereDom, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

seems like Miss Holle is very pissed off...

Oktoberflicka, Lirpae.., begrian, izzi and enigma like this

yesterday is history
tomorrow is a mystery

Oktoberflicka, izzi and enigma like this

ich bolde mir jetzt mal eins
:-)

ZoJ, izzi and enigma like this

non c'è pane senza pena

Lirpae.., claudia and enigma like this

Versuchungen sollte man nachgeben,
wer weiss ob sie wieder kommen

ZoJ, Lirpae.., cummingsa89 and enigma like this

be covetous and regret later

enigma likes this

hemko, A.M., Lirpae.., haekaru and enigma like this

respect all

-

fear none

mjf, izzi, Sven and enigma like this

ich spinn wie ich bin

ZoJ, hemko, Lirpae.., begrian and enigma like this

Wieso schauen meine Hemden nach dem bügeln noch schlimmer als vorher aus...?

mjf, ZoJ, Lirpae.., izzi, claudia and enigma like this

Sometimes I wish to be a snake.

So I could spit out poison whenever someone pisses me off!

tweetybird, cummingsa89, izzi and enigma like this

a question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

Lirpae.., izzi and enigma like this

my body is not a temple, it's an amusement park

tweetybird and izzi like this

creatio ex nihilo

hemko likes this

mjf, izzi and enigma like this

Ich Team,
du Work

izzi, begrian and enigma like this

Manchmal ist es unmöglich, etwas zu glauben, wenn man es längst weiss.

ZoJ, izzi, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Es ist Zeit vor dem Spiegel zu tanzen
:-)

ZoJ, izzi, cummingsa89 and enigma like this

Ein Weg ist ein Weg, auch im Nebel.

ZoJ, begrian, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Ich bin Ureinwohner, ich kann jederzeit aufbrechen.

ZoJ, izzi and enigma like this

Die Dinge sind selten da, wo wir sie vermuten

ZoJ, izzi and enigma like this

Tagsüber Zirkus, Abends Theater

marmite, izzi and enigma like this

Spontanität gilt es strikt zu planen

ZoJ, Akatrine, Sven and izzi like this

theoretisch kann ich praktisch alles

veky, emma-freitag, ZoJ, Akatrine, claudia, Lirpae.., begrian, enigma, danyol and izzi like this

Denken ist das reine Unglück

ZoJ, hemko, Lirpae.., enigma, danyol and izzi like this

Endlosschleife im Suchparadox.

ZoJ, littlethings, Akatrine, enigma and Lirpae.. like this

I want to be your fantasy!

tweetybird, BoldRecipes, cummingsa89, izzi and enigma like this

I want it all and I want it covered in chocolate!

BoldRecipes, Severus_Snape, izzi, nessie918, Lirpae.. and NukeSkywalker like this

It's better to have loved & lost than to live with the psycho the rest of your life

janem803, tweetybird, ackbrats, nessie918 and enigma like this

reposted by ackbrats

I'd take shopping over sex any day.
Anything that seems a bit small or disappointing when you get it home can easily be exchanged for something more satisfying.

izzi and enigma like this

craziness doesn't run in my family, it practically gallops

roosterbear, sophh, izzi, ackbrats, nessie918 and enigma like this

reposted by ackbrats and izzi

Aspire to be Barbie:

That bitch has everything!

nessie918 and enigma like this

wenn man nicht schlafen kann und ganz leise ist, kann man den Kühlschrank "na komm, iss noch was!" flüstern hören!

upupandaway, ZoJ, p_st, lilymarlen, izzi, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

reposted by izzi

I wish common sense was more common

BoldRecipes, ludiluddha, cummingsa89 and enigma like this

reposted by ackbrats and chelsieRaii

Mund zu

Bein hoch

ZoJ, izzi and enigma like this

Ich bin nicht versaut.

Ich bin moralisch flexibel.

ZoJ, izzi, begrian and enigma like this

reposted by izzi

Ich glaube was ich sehe.

Und das ohne Pause!

ZoJ, izzi, cummingsa89 and Lirpae.. like this

you can't have a light without a dark to stick it in

empan, izzi, Lirpae.., begrian and enigma like this

I kiss better than I cook

ZoJ, izzi, guntram, begrian and enigma like this

Männer wollen 90-60-90

Dann wollen wir 20cm!

izzi, NukeSkywalker and Lirpae.. like this

Ich bin nicht anspruchsvoll und warte auf den Traumprinz auf dem weissen Ross.

Er kann auch mit nem schwarzen Porsche vorfahren.

Kein Problem!

ZoJ, ernstrose, cummingsa89, NukeSkywalker, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

take
a
dance
on
me

izzi, begrian and enigma like this

Gott gab Mann Penis und Hirn.

Leider nicht genug Blut um beides gleichzeitig zu bedienen.

ZoJ and enigma like this

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate!

izzi, begrian and enigma like this

reposted by izzi

Eines Tages werde ich an einer Schoggi-Überdosis sterben!

ZoJ, izzi and enigma like this

Wenn die Liebe baden geht, müssen wir schwimmen lernen.

ZoJ, izzi, enigma and begrian like this

Wer mit der Herde geht kann nur den Ärschern folgen!

ZoJ and izzi like this

"never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and than beat you with experience"
(marc twain)

wallifer, guzfox and shaunablue like this

success breeds failure

tweetybird and enigma like this

mjf and enigma like this

I'd be yours if you'd be mine

mjf and begrian like this

suavemente
...
besa me

enigma likes this

youth is no guarantee for innovation

enigma likes this

dance
deep
down

izzi and enigma like this

adversity is the source of success

begrian and Lirpae.. like this

It's not his mood
it's his personality!

Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Wäre es ein Unglück, wirklich zu lieben?

mavelle, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

Schuhe verändern dein Leben!

Frag Aschenputtel

soene, ZoJ, musissy, enigma and begrian like this

Der Mensch ist das einzige gesellige Raubtier

ZoJ, littlethings, Lirpae.. and enigma like this

some-times I just want to disappear!

Sven, wallifer, enigma and izzi like this

Das
Bett ist eine Baustelle

enigma likes this

Ein Leben ohne Schoggi ist möglich.

Aber sinnlos!

aehmpaeh, Sven, enigma, againandagain, ZoJ, _Nathalie_ and izzi like this

warten bringt nichts

Lirpae.. and enigma like this

wir sind halt heutzutag alle älter als wie wir sind

ZoJ and enigma like this

izzi and enigma like this

reposted by izzi

enigma likes this