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aikspot

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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I like those guests who ask me: 'Do you have a toilet?'

No, no, I shit in the corridor!

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A first kiss can give you one hell of a stomach ache.

Makes all the butterlfies run around like crazy.

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A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks,
" some asshole has my pen "...

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It's Monday..
don't forget to be awesome •

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for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

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