chocolat's Posts

you won't survive
the woman
I will
become.

eulekauzig, beingme, janem803, BreathMiddle, schnudelhupf, Shea, pipp, BiteSenior and guggigirl like this

So come here and I will touch you in places you didn't even know that exist

Reposted from ErikSmit

aboybeyond, janem803, Shea, BiteSenior, BeatMeter, puzzlii and ErikSmit like this

Stop Giving CPR To Dead Situations

Reposted from anonymous

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If you have been brutally broken, but still have the courage to be gentle to others then you deserve a love deeper than the ocean itself.

(Nikita Gill)

Reposted from KnightofSIAL

janem803, ChrisRota, upupandaway, lindaann, CleoBe, UserOne and BeatMeter like this

you.
not wanting me.
was
the beginning of me
wanting myself.
thank you.

BiteSenior, pipp, aehmpaeh, BoomBangBoom, MaScho, lindaann, Kiks, FrankFilocamo, ChrisRota, CleoBe and 1 other like this

reposted by ChrisRota

Time:
The healer
And the
Killer.

pipp, aehmpaeh, petegutz2, BoomBangBoom, lindaann, BeatMeter, MaScho, Fionacatherine, CleoBe, Kiks and 3 others like this

he was laughing
even as we kissed and kissed again.
there is no better taste than this:
someone else's laughter in your mouth.

janem803, pipp, aehmpaeh, upupandaway, BoomBangBoom, lindaann, MaScho, CleoBe, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

the best girls
are always gonna be
the most difficult
so deal with it or
get yourself a basic hoe

aehmpaeh, lindaann, MaScho, CleoBe, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
this moment you lost the fear of death...

BoomBangBoom, lindaann, Shea, CleoBe, emiledi77, MaScho, FrankFilocamo and MMNK like this

i put the
hot
in psychotic.

lindaann, CleoBe, prem.prabodh, UserOne and avant-garde like this

currently...
I'm fucking busy
-and unfortunately it's not the other way around.

Reposted from chocolat

Istanbul, Turkey

janem803, BeatMeter, BoomBangBoom, lindaann, bold, CleoBe, Authlander, -Juliane-, minomino, m00ze and 5 others like this

@aehmpaeh

lindaann, CleoBe, MaScho, foenix and aehmpaeh like this

all
you
need
is
LOVE

@aehmpaeh

janem803, lindaann, CleoBe, FrankFilocamo, ChrisRota, Gabbem, kburley, Lirpae.., misterlab and aehmpaeh like this

malediven

wir kommen

@aehmpaeh

lindaann, CleoBe, jaykay, Babs_77, againandagain, avant-garde and aehmpaeh like this

herzrhythmusstörungen

@aehmpaeh

lindaann, CleoBe, PressureDriver, MaScho, jaykay and aehmpaeh like this

ich will ein kind von dir!

@aehmpaeh

CleoBe, jaykay, Babs_77, beside, avant-garde and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

janem803, Stokn, jaykay, avant-garde and aehmpaeh like this

nitro
&
glycerin

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

to
vibe
with
aehmpaeh

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

Reposted from aehmpaeh

janem803 and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

janem803, PenSword72, Lirpae.., guggigirl, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

you make me smile

@aehmpaeh

janem803, jaykay and aehmpaeh like this

#an, #alle

Lirpae.., SimonLauper, avant-garde and Loupi4614 like this

@juergmettler

avant-garde, againandagain and aehmpaeh like this

und...

...ich mag DICH!

@aehmpaeh

againandagain, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by aehmpaeh

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

love your
wealth
of imagination

@aehmpaeh

janem803 and aehmpaeh like this

i need an invitation for breakfast in bed...
perhaps with a little bit entertainment...

@aehmpaeh

janem803, Lirpae.. and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

Authlander, PenSword72 and aehmpaeh like this

walking on sunshine

@aehmpaeh

janem803, Lirpae.., Luenchen, avant-garde and aehmpaeh like this

sweet dreams are made of aehmpaeh

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh and alex_turc like this

@aehmpaeh

againandagain and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

alex_turc, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

just need a hug...
perhaps a little bit more...

@aehmpaeh

janem803, miri_ke, Loupi4614, SimonLauper and aehmpaeh like this

take
my
breath
away

@aehmpaeh

janem803, PenSword72, avant-garde, jaykay, aehmpaeh and againandagain like this

love
is
in
the
air

@aehmpaeh

janem803, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

we work hard for the money

@aehmpaeh

Stokn, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

wake up with you
in my mind

@aehmpaeh

janem803, ikyoulikey and aehmpaeh like this

shhhh....

wanna dream of you...

@aehmpaeh

janem803 and aehmpaeh like this

chocolat
wants
aehmpaeh

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

shhhh....

we're sleeping

@aehmpaeh, @chocolat

mjf, chocolat, lollip and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by aehmpaeh

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

heyyy.... es wird ernst!

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

finally
at
home

fool and aehmpaeh like this

künefe is mine...
crispy outside, hot'n slippery inside...

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

shhhh....

my sweetheart is still sleeping...

@aehmpaeh

janem803, againandagain, aehmpaeh and jaykay like this

•suchtpotential•

@aehmpaeh

againandagain and aehmpaeh like this

•
K
O
P
F
K
I
N
O
•

@aehmpaeh

ZoJ, Pesca, aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

...fear does not protect you from death...

@Roel, @whomitconcerns

upupandaway, SashoKremich, Stokn, misterlab, freeflayer, Lirpae.., Luenchen, chocolat and Roel like this

read between
the lines....

@aehmpaeh

upupandaway, pdcleves, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

...wanna get drunk with you...

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

bold likes this

...want hugs and kisses only from you...

@aehmpaeh

janem803, niniel, avant-garde, Luenchen, aehmpaeh, againandagain and evvelina like this

my replacement drug today:

magnum almond

aehmpaeh likes this

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

@aehmpaeh

janem803, livi and jaykay like this

ich bin prosexuell...
ich probiere alles einmal aus•

Babs_77, Roel, ZoJ, Luenchen, aehmpaeh, dAn and SimonLauper like this

romantik existiert nicht ohne richtig guten sex•

bold, aehmpaeh and kolarg like this

find someone who knows
you are not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

#friends, @aehmpaeh

janem803, barbaresco, mariechen_xo, misterlab, Roel, nudla, aehmpaeh, Babs_77 and Gabbem like this

janem803, BeatMeter, phuamaxx, SourceBlack, Shea, FrankFilocamo, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Loupi4614, Babs_77 and 2 others like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

i want sun, beach, ocean, the sound of waves... just close my eyes, feel the wind on my skin...

pdcleves, emma-freitag, Lirpae.., miri_ke, Babs_77 and aehmpaeh like this

jeden montag habe ich dieses 'robinson-crusoe-syndrom'...

ich warte auf freitag!

upupandaway, Roel, ZoJ, pixtor, mir-jam, miri_ke, Luenchen, Babs_77, livi, guggigirl and 2 others like this

chronically tired •

againandagain, miri_ke and aehmpaeh like this

berlin
is
calling

@aehmpaeh

mjf and aehmpaeh like this

I leave your mind now...

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

shhhh....

he should sleep a little

@aehmpaeh

janem803 and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

janem803, mjf, avant-garde and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

mjf likes this

wanna see
the expression
in your eyes

@aehmpaeh

janem803 and aehmpaeh like this

you give me

FEVER

@aehmpaeh

RulesOfLife and aehmpaeh like this

........follow me

@aehmpaeh

janem803 and aehmpaeh like this

my eyes closed;
my senses sharpened

@aehmpaeh

janem803, lianen, ZoJ, Roel and aehmpaeh like this

want to dive
into the kingdom
of senses

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

my heart:

>160bpm

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

I
wanna
go
back
to
bed....

....but not to sleep

@aehmpaeh

fool, bold, piepa and aehmpaeh like this

mood
fluctuations

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

@aehmpaeh

satan and aehmpaeh like this

entschleunigung

MaScho, pixtor and aehmpaeh like this

prophylaktische
amnesie

aehmpaeh likes this

my
love
is
king

@aehmpaeh

Babs_77, bold and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

love
your
mental leaps

@aehmpaeh

Roel, GaylrdSprFckr and aehmpaeh like this

wake up...

...breathless

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

can't get enough aehmpaehtamine
•

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

hyperactive guy

@aehmpaeh

Roel and aehmpaeh like this

breakfast
in
bed

•••

@aehmpaeh

miri_ke, aehmpaeh, Babs_77 and beside like this

too loud? in my head or in yours?

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

shhhh....

finally he is asleep

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

in meinem kopf ist es total lustig.

komm' doch auch rein.

@aehmpaeh

ZoJ, againandagain and aehmpaeh like this

status:

out of control

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh and Roel like this

@Roel

sorry...

@Roel

aehmpaeh and Roel like this

my heart:

> 140bpm

@aehmpaeh

beside, Roel, aehmpaeh and SimonLauper like this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

sweetheart!

YOU
are
my
drug.

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

I need my drug!

@aehmpaeh

avant-garde, woernie and MeMyselfAnd..I like this

addicted
to
aehmpaeh

@aehmpaeh

kj55, Lirpae.., izzi, Pesca, Gabbem, Luenchen, avant-garde, MeMyselfAnd..I and aehmpaeh like this

ich habe einen schlechten einfluß auf aehmpaeh.

@aehmpaeh

izzi, Luenchen, avant-garde and aehmpaeh like this

du
bist
bekloppt!!!!

@aehmpaeh, @aehmpaeh:

izzi, miri_ke, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

izzi and aehmpaeh like this

exclusively for
•YOU•

make a wish...

@aehmpaeh

izzi, aehmpaeh and avant-garde like this

what did you dream last night?

@aehmpaeh

tweetybird and aehmpaeh like this

Wants a big.. hot.. satisfying.. mind blowing...

...coffee

Reposted from Babs_77

FrankFilocamo, tweetybird, izzi, miri_ke, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and Loupi4614 like this

@woernie, @aehmpaeh, @, #SimonLauper

woernie and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

iyiki dogdun

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

komm' ins bett!

wir müssen 'was besprechen!

@aehmpaeh

Roel, fool, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

I should try

dry
gin!

@aehmpaeh, @SimonLauper

mjf, Pesca, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

@SimonLauper

aehmpaeh, SimonLauper, Babs_77 and avant-garde like this

@aehmpaeh

Loupi4614, avant-garde, SimonLauper and aehmpaeh like this

my
restless
heart

Authlander, Lirpae.., nano560, Roel and tweetybird like this

Qualität

statt

Quantität

@aehmpaeh

izzi, musissy, SimonLauper, Babs_77, Lirpae.., Roel, Luenchen, aehmpaeh and woernie like this

I
need
a
sign

•

aehmpaeh, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

@aehmpaeh

mjf, SimonLauper, Roel, Babs_77 and aehmpaeh like this

im reich der unvernunft

@aehmpaeh

mir-jam, SimonLauper, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

shut up.

I wear heels bigger than your dick.

FrankFilocamo, srmisterioso, aehmpaeh, musissy, Gabbem, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and dreamworld like this

nicken,
lächeln,
arschloch denken.

niniel, unflat, guggigirl, soene, beside, Babs_77, aehmpaeh, musissy, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

zentrum des wahnsinns

MaScho, Loupi4614, beside, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and nano560 like this

@MeMyselfAnd..I, @aehmpaeh

Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

good morning

BERLIN •••

@aehmpaeh

chocolat, izzi, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

againandagain and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

sweet dreams...

@aehmpaeh

janem803, Luenchen, ZoJ and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

lollip and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by aehmpaeh

dreaming of aehmpaeh

@aehmpaeh

Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

it's already night •

@aehmpaeh

Lirpae.., Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

I have to rethink my attitude.

@aehmpaeh

Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

I'm not predictable!!!

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh likes this

repost and
like this !

Reposted from aehmpaeh

#&aehmpaeh, @aehmpaeh

mir-jam and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh:

ich mag deine art.

@aehmpaeh

mariechen_xo and aehmpaeh like this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

Du Schuft! Du!!!

@aehmpaeh

Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by aehmpaeh

attention:
I'm
ambivalent
sarcastic
and
I love irony!

@aehmpaeh

PenSword72, lollip, beside, musissy and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by aehmpaeh

personal stalker of aehmpaeh:

only me!

@aehmpaeh

Luenchen, satan, aehmpaeh and musissy like this

status:

multiple
gehirnverknotungen

againandagain, aehmpaeh, mariechen_xo, Lirpae.., soene, avant-garde and musissy like this

mariechen_xo, Lirpae.., soene and Babs_77 like this

DU NERVST

GEH' STERBEN

@aehmpaeh

Loupi4614, Lirpae.., Babs_77, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by Loupi4614

be where you are,
otherwise you will miss your life.

tweetybird, soene, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

hey darling,
i hope you are good tonight.

aehmpaeh, Pesca, soene, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and woernie like this

holding on anger is like drinking poison...

...and expecting the other person to die.

mjf, miri_ke, aehmpaeh, unflat, soene, Babs_77, izzi, juergmettler and Lirpae.. like this

und jetzt hab ich das "Bahlsen-Sydrom"

"Einen-an-der-Waffel"

ZoJ, izzi, aehmpaeh, beside, Lirpae.., Luenchen and guggigirl like this

Ich habe "NBS"

"Null-Bock-Syndrom"

jpquotes, Babs_77, guggigirl, shugi, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, miri_ke, musissy, beside, izzi and 3 others like this

what is your kryptonite?

@aehmpaeh

Roel, ZoJ, tweetybird and aehmpaeh like this

between
the moon
and
the earth...............................?

@aehmpaeh

mjf, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

where are you? when I'm just nowhere....

@aehmpaeh

Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

hochkonzentriertes mitleid*

*bitte nur stark verdünnt einnehmen!

@SimonLauper, @woernie

jpquotes, Raheel, Roel, miri_ke, Luenchen, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, Babs_77, SimonLauper, Loupi4614 and 2 others like this

woran stirbt der intelligente gedanke eines mannes???

an einsamkeit!!!

#männer

Kiks, ZoJ, aehmpaeh, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., musissy, miri_ke, beside and Roel like this

schön, dass du da bist

und nicht hier!

Reposted from chocolat

@aehmpaeh

Mrs.Thommson, KrayzieBone, ZoJ, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., musissy, beside, Roel, izzi and aehmpaeh like this

man darf nicht mehr 'Frauen' sagen.

das heißt jetzt:

menschen mit menstruationshintergrund.

tombligo, eulekauzig, schoenerlesen, minomino, jpquotes, Kiks, campino, MaScho, aniek, mannu_mmanu and 19 others like this

ich hasse menschen, tiere und pflanzen,

steine sind ok.

eulekauzig, Radenkartini, jpquotes, sbr, StellaStella, Raheel, Mary93, topomark, xolani, soene and 13 others like this

alle mütter machen schöne kinder,
aber meine musste mal wieder übertreiben.

jpquotes, queenfancy, topomark, ZoJ, Loupi4614, Lirpae.., musissy, miri_ke, Luenchen, shugi and 5 others like this

männer sind unbestechlich.

die meisten nehmen nicht einmal vernunft an.

Raheel, ZoJ, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, musissy, MeMyselfAnd..I and SimonLauper like this

immer wenn gras über eine sache gewachsen ist, kommt ein esel und frisst es wieder runter.

MaScho, jpquotes, Raheel, topomark, freeflayer, ZoJ, Lirpae.., juergmettler, aehmpaeh, Babs_77 and 4 others like this

when I saw you I fell in love
and you smile
because you knew.

Babs_77, tweetybird, Gabbem, Lirpae.. and bold like this

schön, dass du da bist

und nicht hier!

-Juliane-, jpquotes, Raheel, topomark, miri_ke, Babs_77, soene, musissy, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.. and 1 other like this

reposted by chocolat

I'm selfish...

I want you to myself,
I can't help it.

Babs_77, A.M. and Lirpae.. like this

I need you so much closer.

niniel, Babs_77, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., musissy, soene and avant-garde like this

I
f*ck
you
to
make
the
pain
go
away.

Lirpae.., Stokn, aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

BeatMeter, purplechill, Shea, FrankFilocamo, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, Babs_77, Pesca, Luenchen, musissy and 2 others like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

your smile,
my happiness!

hensch, Lirpae.., Stokn, Babs_77, Gabbem, soene, tweetybird, aehmpaeh, musissy, Luenchen and 1 other like this

should
be
higher

Lirpae.., tweetybird, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, SimonLauper, Babs_77 and musissy like this

craving for chocolate cake

@woernie, @aehmpaeh

beside, SimonLauper, Babs_77, Luenchen and woernie like this

chocolate-
bite

@woernie, @aehmpaeh

SimonLauper, Luenchen, woernie, aehmpaeh and ikyoulikey like this

schokoladen-
rhythmusstörungen

@woernie, @aehmpaeh

SimonLauper, Luenchen, aehmpaeh, woernie and musissy like this

schokoladen-
delirium

@woernie, @aehmpaeh

heidierdbeer, SimonLauper, Luenchen, woernie, Babs_77, aehmpaeh and musissy like this

entzugs-
symptomatik!

@woernie, @aehmpaeh, @SimonLauper

Luenchen, SimonLauper, Babs_77, woernie and aehmpaeh like this

turkish delight

makalapua and Lirpae.. like this

hot turkish coffee with a piece of dark chocolate

@woernie, @, #aehmpaeh, @SimonLauper

musissy, makalapua, Lirpae.., Luenchen and SimonLauper like this

shhhh.....

let me take you there....

@aehmpaeh

Luenchen, freeflayer, izzi and aehmpaeh like this

eulekauzig, Radenkartini, janem803, mehr, BeatMeter, emiledi77, Shea, ChrisRota, FrankF, FrankFilocamo and 11 others like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

hot chocolate with a little bit of cayenne pepper

@aehmpaeh, @woernie

ZoJ, mynameisasal, SimonLauper, aehmpaeh and Babs_77 like this

it takes more than you
to make me weak

Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

not me...

your endorphins in your blood

@aehmpaeh

Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

schokolade beherrscht das chaos.

@woernie

musissy, soene, SimonLauper and woernie like this

schokolade kann zur amnesie führen.

@woernie

Luenchen and SimonLauper like this

ich bin kein ersatz!

@woernie

Luenchen, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh and woernie like this

~
K
O
P
F
K
I
N
O
~

@woernie

musissy, fool, Luenchen and woernie like this

schokolade?

ersatzdroge?

@woernie

soene, Luenchen, SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

-->>

schokoladen-schock

@woernie

soene, SimonLauper and woernie like this

...aus zartbitterschokolade...

@woernie

mjf, soene, SimonLauper and woernie like this

•
schokoladenmuffin mit flüssiger schokoladenfüllung
•

Reposted from chocolat

@, #woernie

soene, SimonLauper and woernie like this

•
schokoladenmuffin mit flüssiger schokoladenfüllung
•

musissy, SimonLauper and woernie like this

reposted by chocolat

•
schokoladen-muffin
•

@, #woernie

beside, woernie, Babs_77, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

•
love
is
a
battlefield
•

FrankFilocamo, kolarg, Babs_77, LoveFunApps, Luenchen, GaylrdSprFckr, Lirpae.. and aehmpaeh like this

if you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

miri_ke, soene, Gabbem, kolarg, brody, Lirpae.., musissy, bold, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

people cry, not because they're weak.
it's because they've been strong for too long.

Reposted from chocolat

Babs_77, emma-freitag, tweetybird, kolarg, nano560, PenSword72, Lirpae.., musissy and miri_ke like this

I still remember the first time I fell for you;

I haven't gotten up since.

Gabbem, tweetybird, PenSword72, ikyoulikey, Babs_77, satan and Lirpae.. like this

to do list....

~~you on the couch.
~~you on the floor.
~~you in the car.
~~you on the table.
~~you in the bed.

BeatMeter, emiledi77, schnudelhupf, ChrisRota, PenSword72, miri_ke, nano560, sandy_396, tweetybird, feerilia and 7 others like this

intense morning sex...

...that leaves your legs shaky the rest of the day.

schnudelhupf, tweetybird, PenSword72, fool, Lirpae.., kolarg, izzi, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

come closer my Love....

I'll violate you in the most sensual way...

PenSword72, Babs_77, Luenchen, tweetybird and Lirpae.. like this

Life is too short...

Not to orgasm every day.

PenSword72, Luenchen, tweetybird, SashoKremich, Lirpae.., beside, Babs_77 and SimonLauper like this

you made my day!

@aehmpaeh

phuamaxx, Shea, FrankFilocamo, tweetybird, PenSword72, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Loupi4614, musissy, Babs_77 and 2 others like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

every girl wants a
'good morning beautiful' text when she wakes up.

fahadz, PenSword72, Gabbem, Lirpae.., soene, musissy, miri_ke, aehmpaeh, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

•
real eyes realize
real lies
•

Krisargent, Authlander, PenSword72, dreamworld, aehmpaeh, kolarg, Luenchen and Babs_77 like this

reposted by UsualMan

being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

miri_ke, Loupi4614, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

you know my name,
NOT my story!

PenSword72, baerble, aehmpaeh, woernie, Lirpae.., musissy, emma-freitag, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

the only way to find happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

Lirpae.., brody, emma-freitag, Babs_77, tweetybird and PenSword72 like this

you
always
kill
the
one
you
love.

FrankFilocamo, PenSword72, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, bold, Loupi4614, musissy and Luenchen like this

I automatically
smile when
I see you.

ChrisRota, jpquotes, Sunshine123, niniel, PenSword72, aehmpaeh, Stokn, emma-freitag, ikyoulikey, woernie and 8 others like this

the question is not who is going to let me;
it is who is going to stop me.

ChrisRota, PenSword72, Stokn, ikyoulikey, tweetybird, Babs_77, Roel, Gabbem, aehmpaeh, kolarg and 4 others like this

life's hard. it's even harder when you're stupid.

emiledi77, Stokn, tweetybird, Babs_77, Gabbem, aehmpaeh, musissy, kolarg, woernie, Luenchen and 1 other like this

oh love me, love me, love me, love me.
I'll be anybody you want me to be.

Stokn, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

you miss me,
because you change the way you kiss me.

janem803, hensch, miri_ke, Luenchen, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and Pesca like this

take
my heart to the limit

tide, MaScho, againandagain, tweetybird, aehmpaeh, Loupi4614, Lirpae.., Gabbem, Babs_77, Luenchen and 2 others like this

just for the record:
the weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums.

Babs_77, Loupi4614 and anonyman like this

sex
pretty much cures everything.

Gabbem, Loupi4614, quisten, Babs_77, SimonLauper, kolarg, Roel, Lirpae.. and tweetybird like this

Danke für die SMS.

Sex wäre mir lieber gewesen.

eulekauzig, -Juliane-, MaScho, ilgatto, Kiks, happy45, Raheel, sandy_396, Vandala, Loupi4614 and 11 others like this

today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.

SimonLauper, ayden-cay, kburley, kolarg, Babs_77, pixtor, Pesca, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

I know
I should't
but I miss you.

BeatMeter, ChrisRota, aussi-girl90, niniel, LauCloud73, soyy, Gabbem, aehmpaeh, Stokn, kburley and 8 others like this

reposted by LauCloud73 and ChrisRota

everything is a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy ....

phuamaxx, Shea, FrankFilocamo, aehmpaeh, mynameisasal, beside, Lirpae.., musissy and Babs_77 like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

self
improvement
is
masturbation.

emiledi77, kj55, PenSword72, tweetybird, mynameisasal, sarcaSM, kolarg, Lirpae.., piepa, Loupi4614 and 1 other like this

everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

aehmpaeh, kburley, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

there's no delusion more damaging than to get the idea in your head that you understand the functioning of your brain.

Authlander, aehmpaeh, bold, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

you know those nights when you can't fall asleep?
well, maybe it's because you are awake... in someone elses dream.

brody, Lirpae.., Pesca and musissy like this

and when i'm good,
i'm very very good.
but when i'm bad,
i'm fucking gorgeous!

PenSword72, mynameisasal, tweetybird, musissy, Roel, sarcaSM, Lirpae.., Babs_77, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

my
head
is
a
jungle.

StellaStella, againandagain, PenSword72, feerilia, kburley, Loupi4614, mynameisasal, tweetybird, musissy, Roel and 5 others like this

currently...
I'm fucking busy
-and unfortunately it's not the other way around.

eulekauzig, janem803, sixgrunts, BeatMeter, emiledi77, schnudelhupf, FrankFilocamo, ChrisRota, Sunshine123, curvema and 32 others like this

reposted by chocolat, Boldomatic, cedbuzz, hmiyazaki, theTony, mjc, theviledevil, ralf, neomagnus, jackass and 12 others

Ein
Pessimist
ist
ein lebenserfahrener Optimist.

niniel, ZoJ, Luenchen, Babs_77, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh and musissy like this

Der Tod meiner Möglichkeiten ist der Blick Anderer.

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and musissy like this

monday must be a man.

it comes to quickly.

Reposted from sissy_and_bros

sandy_396, kolarg, dariozzo, irish_nandos, woernie, sissy_and_bros and tweetybird like this

finally friday.

Reposted from lillianba

chocolat likes this

I feel like I have to drop my IQ just to get through an entire conversation with you.

Gabbem, kburley, SaraRuid, brody, sarcaSM, tweetybird, Lirpae.. and ernstrose like this

that awkward moment when:
you realize that LOVE comes from the BRAIN and an ERECTION comes from your HEART.

chipdicks, ayden-cay, brody, Lirpae.. and ernstrose like this

reposted by brody, maxkeller05, maxkeller05 and ayden-cay

seduce
my mind
and you
can have
my body.

janem803, pipp, petegutz2, schoenerlesen, BeatMeter, eulekauzig, emiledi77, ChrisRota, juneocallagh, meohmy and 29 others like this

reposted by tweetybird, NukeSkywalker, kburley, amg-adri, makalapua, curlydounia, cherelle978, diane.b, hensch and xanderwond

Now the sound of love is out of tune.

emiledi77, queenfancy, soyy, sarcaSM, Lirpae.., kj55, _Nathalie_, PenSword72, RulesOfLife and bold like this

reposted by RulesOfLife

I was synchronized with you...

janem803, _Nathalie_ and aehmpaeh like this

I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.

- Jon Stewart

Reposted from satan

ernstrose, susannerndrs, satan and SimonLauper like this

Der Witz, den ich Ihnen jetzt erzählen werde, ist so gut, da fallen Ihnen glatt die Titten runter.

Oh, ich sehe, Sie kennen ihn schon.

Reposted from anonymous

againandagain, sandy_396, Lirpae.., ernstrose and ZoJ like this

trying to enjoy the rape of my brain.

RulesOfLife, Lirpae.. and SimonLauper like this

any fool can know.
the point is to understand.

Reposted from eazyela

Köln, Germany

RulesOfLife likes this

???i? ?o ?uiod ????ou? ?o??

Reposted from anonymous

againandagain, aehmpaeh and SimonLauper like this

Benim sana verebilecegim çok birseyim yok aslinda. Çay var içersen? Ben var seversen?

-Asik Veysel

juergmettler likes this

"BURN OUT"
ist was für Anfänger,
ich habe bereits
"FUCK OFF"

eulekauzig, upupandaway, Kiks, Pustekuchen, Sunny2000, A.M., Claudio, Lirpae.., pixtor, ernstrose and 1 other like this

reposted by NukeSkywalker, kultakala and Sunny2000

Manche Menschen sind der lebende Beweis, dass Gehirnversagen nicht unmittelbar zum Tod führt.

Pesca, Lirpae.. and ernstrose like this

Bei manchen Menschen stelle ich mir immer die Frage:
"Was will uns die Natur nur damit sagen?"

schoenerlesen, niemo, SilentSong, campino, Greena, happy45, Luenchen, irish_nandos, Pesca, juergmettler and 1 other like this

reposted by Greena

I DON'T
HAVE A
DIRTY MIND,
I HAVE
A SEXY IMAGINATION!

Gabbem, Khidr, Lirpae.. and SimonLauper like this

everyone is a genius.
but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its hole life believing that it is stupid.
-A.Einstein

ikyoulikey likes this

I saw you for like... 3 seconds...
And it made my day.

Pesca, ikyoulikey, Lirpae.., MeMyselfAnd..I, aehmpaeh and ernstrose like this

a
certain
darkness
is
needed
to
see
the
stars.

Lirpae.. likes this

Kritik zur Kenntnis genommen......

Ignoriervorgang eingeleitet!

Lirpae.. and SimonLauper like this

Bei manchen Menschen denk' ich mir nur:

"Hoffentlich vergessen sie bald zu atmen!"

Lirpae.. and SimonLauper like this

Gerüchte über mich?

Wow!
Muss mein Leben interessant sein...

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., MeMyselfAnd..I, ernstrose and SimonLauper like this

Brauchst Du Mitleid?

Ich könnte welches vortäuschen.

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., ernstrose, A.M. and SimonLauper like this

Es fing schlecht an, ließ in der Mitte etwas nach und über den Schluß schweigen wir besser. Aber sonst toll.

Lirpae.., MeMyselfAnd..I and A.M. like this

Sexuality is not a leisure or part-time activity. It is a way of being.

Campo, Lirpae.. and SimonLauper like this

I want to be someone's idea of perfect.

Lirpae.. likes this

Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

ernstrose likes this

I shall not exist if you don't imagine me.

Reposted from eazyela

BRAINS ARE AWESOME

I wish everybody had one.

Reposted from crystalD

jackass, SaraRuid, Stokn and bold like this

lo.Oking for mr right in all the wrong places

Reposted from tweetybird

jackass and SimonLauper like this

Your imperfection
completes me.

Reposted from aehmpaeh

jackass and bold like this

Mit Oralsex geweckt zu werden ist toll, es sei denn, man ist im Zug mit offenem Mund eingeschlafen!

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

NukeSkywalker, SimonLauper and aehmpaeh like this

"I wish
life had backgroud
music".

Reposted from misterlab

SimonLauper likes this

ohne Orientierungssinn sieht man viel mehr von der Welt.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

SimonLauper, aehmpaeh and _Nathalie_ like this

Mich muss man sich nervlich erstmal leisten können!

Reposted from Lullaby78

SimonLauper likes this

Die Frage:
"Was?
Du und single?"
steigert
meinen
Aggressionstrieb!

mjf likes this

Men: if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like,imagine a browser with 2,837 tabs open.

All.The.Time.

Reposted from naebitnae

ikyoulikey, naebitnae and bold like this

Typisch:
Kaum sind die Augenringe weg, ist schon wieder Nacht.

Reposted from anonymous

Lirpae.., SimonLauper and ZoJ like this

LIVE spelt backwards is EVIL. think about it.

Reposted from OliE

bold likes this

Die Sado-Maso-Salons werden mir zu teuer. Ich gehe jetzt vermehrt zur Dentalhygienikerin.

Reposted from ga_reb

Lirpae.. and A.M. like this

my imaginary friend thinks i have mental problems

Reposted from svenZ

Ich bin nicht verrückt!

Ich bin verhaltensoriginell ;)

Reposted from nela81

Dear Boys,

Your penis is not like pinocchio’s nose. It won’t get longer every time you lie about its size.

Sincerely,
Reality

Reposted from peeryoung

jackass, Lirpae.. and A.M. like this

Ich bin nicht launisch - nur emotional etwas spontan

Reposted from kultakala

againandagain likes this

it's easy to fly; the problem is how to land.

Reposted from tugrulakin

Ich kenne meine Grenzen.
Ich überschreite sie ja oft genug.

Reposted from MooseOnDaLoose

A.M. likes this

Magic is believing in yourself.
If you can do that you can make anything happen.

Reposted from LoveFunApps

LoveFunApps likes this

Geil wie du an mir knabberst, mich überall leckst. Und wenn ich unten tropfe, leckt deine Zunge alles weg, bis ich ganz in dir bin!

Dein Eis.

Reposted from anonymous

etc.

end of thinking capacity

Reposted from anonymous

An alle, die sich drei gehäufte Spaten voll Zucker in den Kaffee schaufeln:

Ihr mögt keinen Kaffee. Trinkt Cola.

Reposted from anonymous

ZoJ and A.M. like this

WINE,
DINE
AND
SIXTY
NINE ..

Reposted from raffay10

jackass likes this

Aus finanziellen Gründen ab sofort nur noch Selbstgedrehte!

Tja, Rauchen ist teuer!

Wer spricht vom Rauchen? Ich rede von Pornos!

Reposted from Lullaby78

chocolat likes this

life
changing
sex !

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

When a girl cancels a date, she has to.
When a guy cancels a date, he has two.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

i licked it, so it's mine.

Reposted from loryane

Ich bin multitaskingfähig.

Ich kann mehrere Probleme gleichzeitig ignorieren.

Reposted from 5011wireless

SimonLauper and aehmpaeh like this

Ein karriertes Din A4 Blatt hat 2478 Kästchen und ja, mein Wochenende war spannend.

Reposted from anonymous

brain status:

weekend

Reposted from anonymous

aehmpaeh likes this

It has been a long week... I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

Reposted from anonymous

Meine
Motivation
und ich haben Beziehungsprobleme
und leben derzeit getrennt

Reposted from anonymous

ZoJ likes this

GO FUCK YOURSELF

...and let me watch.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

Was ist höhere Mathematik?

Wenn man morgens aufwacht und die Wurzel aus einer Unbekannten zieht!

Reposted from 5011wireless

LET'S
GO
TOO
FAR

Reposted from hemko

Bin nicht übermüdet sondern unterschlafen

Reposted from anonymous

Einige Leute können mich am Ende meiner Wirbelsäule behandeln wie eine Briefmarke !

Reposted from anonymous

I have a black belt in sarcasm

Reposted from _Nathalie_

againandagain and _Nathalie_ like this

Prince Charming is gay and living with Mr Right.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

_Nathalie_ likes this

If I died and went to hell it would probably take me a while to realize that I'm not at work anymore.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

You can't make everyone happy.

So just concentrate
on me.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

aehmpaeh and _Nathalie_ like this

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Lirpae.. likes this

Darling, the distance between your dreams and reality is called action.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

Dear Karma,

I have list of people you've missed

Reposted from anonymous

Was macht dein Friseur so beruflich?

Reposted from againandagain

When
I'm flirting
with you,
please cooperate •

Reposted from Lirpae..

aehmpaeh and Lirpae.. like this

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Reposted from soene

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?

It sounds like bullshit.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

_Nathalie_ likes this

If something sounds ridiculous, then it's probably a good idea.

Reposted from bold

zombies eat brains...

you're safe.

Reposted from anonymous

my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

Reposted from Boldomatic

why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? like a coma.

Reposted from JJNYC

I SO CAN'T WAIT TO BE ASHAMED OF WHAT I DO THIS WEEKEND!

Reposted from Boldomatic

i couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' begins with 'u'.

Reposted from anonymous

a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

Reposted from beesmoove

Push me up against a wall and do what you like.

Reposted from wallifer

my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

Reposted from noahveit

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

Reposted from Boldomatic

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

Reposted from Boldomatic

bold likes this

DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

Reposted from Boldomatic

404: Life not found

Reposted from anonymous

chocolat likes this

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

Reposted from Boldomatic

I have an idea.

You sit back, you relax and you die unnoticed.

Reposted from Broccolum

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

Reposted from haekaru

Put your "faith" between my legs.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

Reposted from frauheinrich

The creative adult is the child who survived.

Reposted from bold

bold likes this

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

Reposted from anonymous

•|•

Wie heißen die vier versauten Flüsse?
Rhein Inn Main Po

Reposted from Romansp

You're the only one i wish i could forget.

Reposted from LingLewandowski

Depresso:
The feeling you get when you can't find a good cup of coffee.

Reposted from anonymous

Dich in freier Natur auszusetzen, wäre eine Umwelt-verschmutzung.

Reposted from A.M.

Will you
be my
bad
habit?

Reposted from Lirpae..

RESTLESS
BRAIN
SYNDROME

Reposted from permanentwaves

Wenn dein Therapeut mit den Worten "Mir ist ein bisschen schlecht" den Raum verlässt, DANN führst du ein aufregendes Leben.

Reposted from wollinho

Ich bin keine Referenz.

Reposted from guggigirl

Wenn man mir früh genug Bescheid sagt, bin ich auch
SPONTAN!

Reposted from borisbaldinger

aehmpaeh likes this

The 'L' in my luck has been replaced with an 'F'

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

everytime you speak, i can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one

Reposted from anonymous

i envy people whose
brain malfunction is characterized by happiness.

Reposted from tinsanchez

my nonexistent balls are bigger than your real ones.

Reposted from beesmoove

I'm
mentally undressing you while you're
reading
this •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Are you a side effect of my medication? 'coz you make me dizzy •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Sometimes it physically hurts me to hold back my sarcastic comments.

Reposted from anonymous

kj55 likes this

nee, du bist nicht dumm. du hast nur etwas pech beim nachdenken

Reposted from Loupi4614

I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times
you can hit the snooze button.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

zum küssen brauchst du 38 muskeln und mich

Reposted from annalena_kle

THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOU SHOULD THINK OF ME WHEN MASTURBATING.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

Oh darling, go buy a personality...

Reposted from againandagain

Me.
You.
Bed.
Now.

Reposted from wallifer

I get high off your smell, weak at your touch and drunk on your kiss •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Too
many
people are
walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life •

Reposted from Lirpae..

I don't
remember
much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome •

Reposted from Lirpae..

i need a vacation from me so i can find myself again

Reposted from tweetybird

the easiest way to get over someone is
to get under someone else

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

Ich bin mir zwar nicht sicher, aber manche Tiere legen sich zum sterben bestimmt in die Achselhöhlen meiner S-Bahn Mitfahrer.

Reposted from anonymous

ZoJ likes this

Smiling doesn't always mean you're happy. Sometimes, it simply means that you're a strong person.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

Smiling doesn't always mean you're happy. Sometimes, it simply means that you're a strong person.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

You are
looking
at a
MASTERPIECE
•

Reposted from Lirpae..

took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

Reposted from t_treeman

took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

Reposted from t_treeman

The synonym for reality is offline.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

_Nathalie_ likes this

The synonym for reality is offline.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

_Nathalie_ likes this

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

Reposted from againandagain

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

Reposted from cococaro

I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

Reposted from asadansari154

people cry, not because they're weak.
it's because they've been strong for too long.

BeatMeter, StellaStella, mjf and PenSword72 like this

reposted by chocolat