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ayden-cay

i'm
a
fuckin
unicorn

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your face looks better between my legs
XD

2

that awkward moment when:
you realize that LOVE comes from the BRAIN and an ERECTION comes from your HEART.

2

i went out today looking for eggs but all i've found were those i naturally got

;)

1

the
only
DATES
i get are

UPDATES

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

1

nein, du hast keine Glatze......

Du bist nur größer als deine Haare...

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.... OMG....
smthg you'll never want to see......
your flatmate wanking....
while muppetshow....
how could he?
poor muppets

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