Zariem's Posts

If surrounded by broken people, watch your step.

Their shards might cut.

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#random

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have you seen this spot?

•

#random

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Nobody told me how easily I will scrape my knee when I do a superhero landing.

Totally worth it though.

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I should study for my exams.

Whatever. The new episode of GoT just came out...

#whatever, @juneocallagh, @MyM

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united we stand

divided we fall

#together, #avengers, #marvel, #civilwar

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funny how Revanche is something good and
Revenge
is not.

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The English man in New York

#alien

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today I learnt that music is a language that is spoken by few, but understood by many

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you are home to me

Reposted from Zariem

#homestories, #home, #love

juneocallagh, dor1316, swatchUSA and Authlander like this

I installed this app 3 years ago.

Wow.

juneocallagh, CleoBe, JodieT, Vandtastic, kenwats and Authlander like this

french people are badass. they eat pain for breakfast!

well. germans drink punch in winter.

#paris

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eat shit.

millions of flies do it. they can't be wrong.

FrankFilocamo, JodieT and CleoBe like this

Truth is like poetry.

And most people fucking hate poetry.

#TheBigShort, #Quote

BreathMiddle, Fionacatherine, meohmy, Vandtastic, kenwats, ZeepBella, jaybyrd and jussayin like this

Hände hoch!
Ich bin bewaffelt!

#oops

SceneMind-Cat, ZeepBella and jussayin like this

what is cheaper? a normal phone call or a whatsapp call via mobile network?

#whatsapp

Fionacatherine and FreakyDeaky like this

My god. Just because you work out doesn't mean your legs need to be at a 90° angle if you sit somewhere.

#notcool, #macho, #dontShowMeYourCrotch

meohmy and ZeepBella like this

#sinnlos, #needscontent

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#needscontext

my superpower is to hear perverted things if our profs say normal things.

like "we only care how much it grows" or "now what is the big D?"

#superpower, #needscontext

JodieT and meohmy like this

#divide, #edSheeran, #concert

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Why do I always confuse 'hypocrite' with 'heretic'?

#hypocrite, #heretic, #confusion

Vandtastic, JodieT, idiomatic, Fionacatherine and aana like this

funny, how J.K. Rowling took many things in wizarding duels from fencing, but now that I am fencing I can't help mentally replacing my sword by a magic wand when I greet my opponent before the match begins.

#feelsEpic, #magic, #duel, #fencing, #fechten, #swordplay, #enGarde

JodieT, idiomatic, Fionacatherine, aana and FreakyDeaky like this

If you hit yourself and it hurts...
Are you strong?
Or weak?

#philosophy, #question, #strong, #weak

meohmy, supermom, FreakyDeaky, Shea and idiomatic like this

You could only understand why Kaecilius said "Hypocrite" to the Ancient One in the beginning of the Dr. Strange movie, once you've watched it through.

#foreshadowing

#Hypocrite, #DrStrange, #Marvel, #AncientOne, #MadsMikkelsen, #TildaSwinton, #Cumberbatch, #foreshadowing

supermom, idiomatic, FreakyDeaky, UserOne and SourceBlack like this

how does jesus make tea? hebrews it. I swear, that isreali how he does it.

#hypocrite, #religion, #pun

SceneMind-Cat, SourceBlack, jaybyrd, Vandtastic, FreakyDeaky, meohmy and idiomatic like this

And then we right what's left.

SourceBlack, jaybyrd, Vandtastic, meohmy and idiomatic like this

I hack have evenge-

snun!

~ Sh-AI-kspeare

juneocallagh, idiomatic and FreakyDeaky like this

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

~ Richard
Feynman's
last words

#Feynman, #death, #quote, #lastWords, #funny, #humour

swatchUSA, meohmy, idiomatic, michi26 and FrankFilocamo like this

You know how it always is, every new idea, it takes a generation or two until it becomes obvious that there's no real problem.
I cannot define the real problem, therefore I suspect that there's no real problem, but I'm not sure there's no real problem. So that's why I like to investigate things.

~ Richard Feynman, 1981

#Feynman, #funny, #quote, #Physicist

idiomatic, michi26 and FrankFilocamo like this

Just another story of Lightwoods and Herondales and Fairchilds

and Carstairs and Waylands and Whitelaws and Penhallows and Lovelaces and Morgensterns and Graymarks and Blackthorns and Grays and Shades and Banes and Fells and Scotts and Belcourts and deQuinceys and Mortmains and...

Argh. This book series has too many names...

#Shadowhunters, #ClockworkPrincess, #InfernalDevices, #MortalInstruments, #Jem, #Tessa, #Will, #Jace, #Alec, #Izzy, #Clary

FrankFilocamo and SourceBlack like this

I'm surrounded by people who make me smile :)

FrankFilocamo, Mel.Filsinger, meohmy, emiledi77, idiomatic and kenwats like this

Iiiih
Schneematsch!

emiledi77, Parole and Mel.Filsinger like this

Demon pox, oh demon pox,
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down
to the bad part of town
Until one is very tired.

Demon pox, oh demon pox
I had it all along --
No, not the pox, you foolish blocks,
I meant this very song --
For I was right, and you were wrong!

#DemonPox, #Herondale, #Family, #Song, #funny, #MortalInstruments, #InfernalDevices, #WillHerondale, #JaceHerondale, #Shadowhunters

Parole, JodieT and FrankFilocamo like this

"I would have wanted to write poetry for you -"

"You don't even like poetry."

"No. But you make me want to write it."

#Tessa, #Jem, #adorable, #love, #TessaGray, #JemCarstairs, #Zachariah, #InfernalDevices, #Shadowhunters, #ClockworkPrince

emiledi77, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo, meohmy and JodieT like this

Traditions change. Especially those based on ignorance.

#quote, #Alec, #Shadowhunters, #AlecLightwood, #MortalInstruments

emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, ZeepBella, JodieT, meohmy and supermom like this

Opening my eyes, I realised that I'm surrounded by beautiful people.

#love, #friendship, #respect, #admiration

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, meohmy, FreakyDeaky, Vandtastic and kenwats like this

I don't know much about this yet, but I am determined to find out.

ZeepBella, FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

Sir Robert Ball invented the Screw Theory...

hehehe :'D

#childish, #thoughts, #versaut, #zweideutig

FrankFilocamo, meohmy and emiledi77 like this

"... he talked about the insights of John Bell..."

me: "Wait. The insides of John Bell? Did he ring John's Bells?!"

FrankFilocamo, SceneMind-Cat, emiledi77 and Vandtastic like this

Lesson number one:

Stick it with the pointy end.

#GameOfThrones, #Stark, #Arya, #Jon, #Snow, #Needle, #Sword, #Fight

chrysti, FrankFilocamo, ZeepBella, emiledi77 and Mel.Filsinger like this

nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear •

Reposted from anonymous

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If you want to do
something, you'll find a way.

If you don't want
to do something,
you'll find an
excuse.

Reposted from spiritdancers

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It's am office full of young people, but it makes me feel grown up.

FrankFilocamo, JodieT and emiledi77 like this

Open up your heart and take a step into your wildest dreams.

FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, JodieT, emiledi77 and meohmy like this

liebe Mobiliar...

#copycat, #mobiliar, #versicherung, #ups

emiledi77 likes this

#copycat, #toblerone, #swiss, #chocolate

emiledi77, Shea, ZeepBella and kenwats like this

Call him Maximus Lightbane

#ShadowhunterAcademy, #BigHappyFamily, #Malec, #MaxLightwood, #babynames

emiledi77 and supermom like this

The feeling of having sore muscles seems to give me a good excuse to eat unhealthy food...

emiledi77, supermom, meohmy and ZeepBella like this

According to Magnus, falling down the stairs is the sort of thing a man has to do in private.

#Magnus, #Bane, #poorAlec, #firstDate, #BaneChronicles, #Malec

emiledi77, meohmy, ZeepBella and Mel.Filsinger like this

He didn't have enormous respect for the Law, but if he was breaking it, he wanted to look good doing it.

#Magnus, #Bane, #favourite, #warlock, #MortalInstruments, #BaneChronicles

Vandtastic, FreakyDeaky, emiledi77, ZeepBella, juneocallagh and meohmy like this

Lauch
oder
Lurch?

#lauch, #lurch

emiledi77, juneocallagh and FrankFilocamo like this

My name's Fault.

Notmy Fault.

EasierSaid246, Vandtastic, emiledi77, ZeepBella, meohmy and FrankFilocamo like this

And Lovelace was his name.

#MortalInstruments, #ShadowhunterAcademy, #Shadowhunters

meohmy, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo and SourceBlack like this

Du gsehsch uus wie e Mischig us Fleischchäs und Lyoner!

#insult, #swiss, #mundart, #beleidigung

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Dear Valentine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You screwed up my life
I'm coming after you!

Best wishes
Your daughter Clarissa

#Shadowhunters, #ValentineMorgenstern

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and TyroneNZ like this

"Brother Zachariah," Isabelle said. "Months January through December of the Hot Silent Brothers Calendar. What's he doing here?"

"There's a Hot Silent Brothers Calendar?" said Alec. "Do they sell it?"

#MortalInstruments, #Isabelle, #Alec, #Humour, #Shadowhunters, #Zachariah, #Jem, #hot

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, SourceBlack and JodieT like this

The world isn't divided into the special and the ordinary. Everyone has the potential to be extraordinary. As long as you have a soul and a free will, you can be anything, do anything, choose anything.

You get to choose.

#quote, #CassandraClare, #CityOfHeavenlyFire, #MortalInstruments

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, SourceBlack, meohmy and JodieT like this

That day, when you died in my arms, it felt like I died too. I followed your soul to places no one alive had ever been before, and stayed with you as you were reborn again and again. For a thousand and three hundred years I waited for you to be reborn in human shape, and then I was there for you, looking after you, guarding you from whatever dangers came to you. How ever much time I have to spend in hell to earn the rights to be with you, I'll do it. Because I love you, more than anything else in this world, in this universe.
My light shines for you, and only you.

#lovebirds

Krisargent, emiledi77, Shea, kenwats, JodieT, NerdWord, juneocallagh and FrankFilocamo like this

you are my
better half

#lovebirds, #love, #parabatai, #bestfriends, #friendship, #partners

Shea, JodieT, FrankFilocamo, SourceBlack, supermom, swatchUSA, FreakyDeaky and emiledi77 like this

Alec: "I just want you to know that I realize that to you vampires this feeding business sometimes equals sexy times... My sister may have told me more than I wanted to know... Anyway, my point is that I am not attracted to you in the slightest."

Simon: "Right. Well, you don't ring my bells either, so I guess we're even. Although you could have faked it for five-"

Alec: "No, I couldn't..."

#Shadowhunters, #MortalInstruments, #Simon, #Alec, #Vampire, #Humour, #CityOfHeavenlyFire

JodieT, SourceBlack, Vandtastic, emiledi77 and FreakyDeaky like this

[x]

Do you want to save your changes before extermination?

#typo, #quit, #exit, #terminate, #save, #changes, #darkhumour

JodieT, FrankFilocamo, FreakyDeaky, emiledi77, ZeepBella and kenwats like this

[x]

Do you really want to exist?

#typo, #exit, #areyousure, #darkhumour

JodieT, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and ZeepBella like this

We are all
fallen

#lovebirds, #FallenInLove, #FallenAngels, #Quote, #MagnusBane, #MortalInstruments, #CityOfHeavenlyFire

JodieT, FrankFilocamo, FreakyDeaky, emiledi77 and Parole like this

We will stand bravely with you!
...
Well, we will stand bravely near you.
...
Or at least within earshot.

#MalcolmFade, #silly, #warlock, #MortalInstruments, #CityOfHeavenlyFire

EasierSaid246, SceneMind-Cat, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, kenwats and JodieT like this

There are memories that time does not erase.

Forever does not make loss forgettable, only bearable.

But as long as there is love and memory, there is no loss.

#quote, #CassandraClare, #MortalInstruments, #Zachariah, #Jem

EasierSaid246, JodieT, CleoBe and emiledi77 like this

The fact that the creepy maniac evil guy of the book series I'm reading is called Valentine kind of messes up my feelings about Valentine's day.

#Valentine, #ValentinesDay, #MortalInstruments, #ValentineMorgenstern, #evil, #creepy, #maniac, #antagonist

JodieT, CleoBe, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

you are home to me

#lovebirds, #love, #home

juneocallagh, swatchUSA, Parole, JodieT, ZeepBella, CleoBe, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

reposted by Zariem

They say it's called "love birds" because of how birds chirp and flutter around each other when they are mating.

I say we associate love with birds because it makes our hearts flutter and our minds soar high above the clouds. Because it makes us feel free, and gives us hopes to reach moments and fulfillment that are as far out of our grasp as the open sky, which the birds navigate with a playful and cheerful ease.

#lovebirds, #love, #bird, @NerdWord

NerdWord, JodieT, CleoBe, emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

One moment we were lying next to each other, peacefully dozing off to sleep, the next moment he was over me, and I saw the longing and the yearning in his eyes, as he said "I love you" with a hoarse voice, but how he said it told me he wanted to underline how MUCH he loved me.

His lips came down on mine, and sleep was forgotten in an instant,
I pulled him closer and felt his hot skin under my hands, while his mouth moved softly and longingly against mine.

#lovebirds, #love

CleoBe, emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

He had always been left with the feeling, that he would have enjoyed the whole business more if he had been a squirrel.

#magnus, #bane, #MortalInstruments, #CityOfHeavenlyFire

JodieT, CleoBe, emiledi77, supermom, FreakyDeaky and FrankFilocamo like this

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Who will watch the watchmen?

Who will guard
the guardians?

emiledi77, ZeepBella, FrankFilocamo and jaybyrd like this

Is there anything worse than reading that the main antagonist of that story is Swiss, and imagining him whispering his threats in my dialect?

Nope, you got me there.

I am officially creeped out.

#Thanks, #CassandraClare, #MortalInstruments, #Valentine, #Morgenstern, #Swiss, #blergh

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, Vandtastic and supermom like this

#exam, #session, #over, #phew, #holidays, #finally

JodieT, emiledi77, SceneMind-Cat, michi26, FreakyDeaky, FrankFilocamo, ZeepBella and supermom like this

If the books I'm reading now are trying to convey a message, they are probably trying to say:

Be happy to be alive and well, and be happy that your family doesn't consist of lunatics and killers.

Yikes.

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, supermom and TyroneNZ like this

plot twist:

he's not dead anymore

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, SourceBlack and ZeepBella like this

plot twist:

he is your brother

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and SourceBlack like this

plot twist:

he isn't a natural blonde

janem803, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, SourceBlack, supermom and Vandtastic like this

plot twist:

he's an evil mastermind

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, SourceBlack and Vandtastic like this

We borrowed some horses and rode there one day. Of course we got lost, Brocelind Forest is impenetrable. It got darker and the wood got thicker and I was terrified. I thought we'd die here. But he was never scared, never anything but sure we'd find our way out. It took hours, but he did it. He got us out of there.
I'm just saying-he'll find his way back to you. I know it.

#AlinePenhallow, #quote, #Jace, #MortalInstruments, #CityOfLostSouls

FrankFilocamo, FreakyDeaky and emiledi77 like this

ave

atque vale

#hail, #farewell, #latin, #MortalInstruments, #death, #goodbye, #ritual

EasierSaid246, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and pipp like this

Hmm,
you smell differently when you're awake...

#creep, #smell, #awake, #asleep, #stranger, #wtf

emiledi77, JodieT, kenwats, SourceBlack and Shea like this

keep your friends close, but keep your enemies in
your closet.

wait... what?

emiledi77, JodieT and ZeepBella like this

Keep your friends close, so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox.

#friendly, #advice, #friend, #enemy, #quote, #Jace, #CityOfFallenAngels, #MortalInstruments

bold, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, EasierSaid246, JodieT, ZeepBella and Zariem like this

"Doesn't he have
a last name?"

"Oh, you know, he wants to be a rockstar. I think he's working the one-name thing. Like Rihanna."

#quote, #CityOfFallenAngels, #Jace, #Simon

bold, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, JodieT, FreakyDeaky and Vandtastic like this

Sorry to destroy the mood...

But do you have a spare room?

#MALEC, #Jace, #Cockblock, @jaybyrd, #Shadowhunters

jaybyrd, JodieT, emiledi77 and FreakyDeaky like this

Weakness and corruption isn't in the world.

It's in people.

#quote, #Clary, #CityOfGlass

JodieT, Vandtastic, ZeepBella and emiledi77 like this

what doesn't kill me had better start running

#quote, #CityOfGlass

JodieT, supermom and emiledi77 like this

I do believe in killing a messenger.

Know why?
It sends a message.

Reposted from cooledpizza

emiledi77 and Vandtastic like this

"I love you"
"You LOVE me?"
"Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the last few weeks patching up your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine.
And all FREE OF CHARGE! "

#Malec, #<3, #Love, #Warlock, #Shadowhunter, #CityOfGlass

emiledi77 and FreakyDeaky like this

oh, by
the way

you are
my son

#alternativefacts, #DarthVaderToLuke, #ValentineToJace

emiledi77, Campo and juneocallagh like this

reposted by Campo

MY BIKE RUNS ON DEMON ENERGY

#alternativefacts, #downworld, #vampire, #bike

emiledi77, FreakyDeaky and juneocallagh like this

Did you know that people are born either good or evil?

#alternativefacts, #sarcasm, #trumpWasBornLikeThis

emiledi77, swatchUSA and juneocallagh like this

Hold on

Love is on the way.

#love

SourceBlack, NerdWord, ZeepBella, emiledi77 and swatchUSA like this

Each time I feel like running away, I end up in some fantasy world.

#runaway, #fantasy, #world

ZeepBella, emiledi77, FreakyDeaky and Vandtastic like this

He grabbed a child of the moon, and a child of the night, a child of the dark and a child of the light,
to take their blood and forge a sword, mightier than the mortal cup.

#Valentine, #Dark, #Evil, #Shadowhunters, #CityOfAshes, #omg, #MortalInstruments

emiledi77, juneocallagh and FreakyDeaky like this

It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching on a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head.

Not that this has ever happened to me.

~ Jace Wayland

#CityOfBones, #MortalInstruments, #book, #quote, #Jace, @jaybyrd

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, SourceBlack, jaybyrd and Vandtastic like this

"The city is so different, now that I can SEE."

"The city is the same. It's you that has changed."

#CityOfBones, #Clary, #Jace, #Quote, #Book, #MortalInstruments

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, Vandtastic, SourceBlack and swatchUSA like this

"Is this the moment when you tear your shirt into pieces to dress my wound?"

"If you wanted me to get undressed, you should just have said so."

#Clary, #Jace, #CityOfBones, #MortalInstruments, #book, #series

Vandtastic, supermom, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, NerdWord and ZeepBella like this

If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are.

#Dorothea, #Jace, #MortalInstruments, #CityOfBones

FrankFilocamo, NerdWord, emiledi77, Vandtastic and kenwats like this

His poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random.

#CityOfBones, #Jace, #Quote, #MortalInstruments

emiledi77, Vandtastic, michi26, FrankFilocamo and NerdWord like this

THINK
OUT
SIDE
THE

#think, #outside

deveshtulsi247, kenwats, NerdWord, ZeepBella, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

He shut the door with a BANG, so hard that the picture from the wall fell down and the glass shattered. Then he went to his cupboard and started tearing out his clothes, while tears were streaming down his face. He grabbed for his book, pulled out the image of his long lost love, and collapsed onto the floor. His room was already in chaos. But it felt right to throw stuff around, to tear pages from his book which reminded him of his love. Then he grabbed for the dagger, which was hidden below more clothes, and held it in his hands for a long time, until he finally let out a scream and threw it into the direction of the door, where it stuck in the wood quivering. And he broke down, and cried. Cried for his lost love.

#love, #story, #drama, #sadness

janem803 and emiledi77 like this

Remember when we were young
Breakin' every rule they made
I'll never change what we've done
It made us who we are today
I'm takin' every chance I get
To make us who you won't forget
Who we are

This is what we started
It's everything that we ever wanted
They won't hold us back
They'll never be, never be us
Never be, never be us

#WhatWeStarted, #Lyrics, #Ohrwurm, #GoodMoodMusic

emiledi77, Mel.Filsinger, FrankFilocamo and UserOne like this

They looked at each other and it was as if the world held its breath, when he finally gave in to the feelings he had been holding back for so many years. He grabbed her gently and pulled her closer, and her hands moved into his hair and they kissed.
It felt so right, he felt their souls twirl around each other and merge, as a soft kiss turned into a longing, intense sensation. Wow! He had found his soul mate again after all this time!
He coundn't resist but grab her and pull her even closer. This was heaven. No matter what anyone thought. This was their personal heaven!

@kenwats, #love, #kiss, #story, #romance, #PLO

janem803, kenwats, emiledi77 and Mel.Filsinger like this

I demand Bubblegum for Android.

#bubblegum, #android, #feelsNeglected, #sad, @Boldomatic, @bold

emiledi77, Vandtastic, ljcreative and FrankFilocamo like this

If something's so romantic that my only reaction is:

OMG! MY
OVARIES JUST
EXPLODED!

@NerdWord

FreakyDeaky, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, NerdWord, kenwats and jaybyrd like this

Just read the following words in my script:

"And as you may know, humans (not only politicians) are often not rational"

#MadeMyDay

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Heroes aren't always the ones who win. They're the ones who lose, sometimes. But they keep fighting, they keep coming back. They don't give up. That's what makes them heroes.

~ Cassandra Clare

#hero, #heroes, #fight, #comeback, #quote, #MortalInstruments, #CityOfHeavenlyFire

FrankFilocamo, kenwats, emiledi77 and swatchUSA like this

I did not make a pie!

For three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don't actually know how to make a pie.

And three, because I am not your bitch!

#AlecLightwood, #CityOfHeavenlyFire, #MortalInstruments, #Quote

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and supermom like this

I mean... It's kinda cute, kinda creepy, kinda just ...
WTF?!

FrankFilocamo, supermom and emiledi77 like this

And then, suddenly my brain is all like: "Omg wtf are you doing?! No, I did definitely NOT sign up for this!"

FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, ZeepBella, supermom, emiledi77 and FreakyDeaky like this

#focus, #noDistractions, #GasGeh

emiledi77, FrankFilocamo and masacukas like this

How to train your dragon for beginners:

Step 1. Find yourself a dragon

Step 2. Found one? Okay, let's go on...

#boredom, #dragon

JodieT, juneocallagh, Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

Wait a minute. It took me 8hrs of (unserious) work to go through five sets of slides, and now I just went through one lecture in 11 minutes?

Either I'm just being sloppy or ...
mmh, I guess I was not efficient this morning.

#studentsLife, #studyTime, #needHolidays, #onlyTwoMoreExams, #yay

JodieT, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

Write it on paper - hurt the trees.

Write it digitally -
consume (probably partially) nuclear energy

Write it on your skin -
risk skin cancer

Alright guys, I'll just go and carve my message into the nearest stone.
Endures longer than paper or digital data anyways...

@juneocallagh, #sarcasm, #boredom, #stustainability, #HugATreeOk?

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, JodieT, michi26, jaybyrd, kenwats and SourceBlack like this

I shame myself by liking my own post.

Sorry, I just can't deny these feelings.

#boredom, #shame, #fame, #feels, #feelings

swatchUSA, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, jaybyrd, kenwats, Mel.Filsinger, SourceBlack, emiledi77 and Vandtastic like this

S: "I NEED A CASE!"
J: "You've just solved one..."
S: "That was this morning! When's the next one?"
J: "Nothing on the website?"
S: "Dear Mr. Holmes, I can't find Bluebell anywhere. Please please please help!"
J: "Bluebell?"
S: "A RABBIT, John!"
J: "Oh..."
S: "[...] What am I saying, this is brilliant! Phone Lestrade! Tell him there's an escaped rabbit!"
J: "You serious?!"
S: "It's either this... or CLUEDO!"
J: "Ah, nope! We're never playing this again!"

#Sherlock, #BBC, #boredom, #funny, #bored, #conversation, #JohnWatson, #SherlockHolmes

FrankFilocamo, JodieT, michi26, jaybyrd, TyroneNZ, emiledi77, Vandtastic and Zariem like this

"I'm gonna jump!"

"Do a FLIP!"

#funny, #Bender, #Futurama, #DarkHumour

FrankFilocamo, JodieT, jaybyrd and emiledi77 like this

wow.

I finally know what
"cake by the ocean"
means.

I get it. I'm slow.

#SexOnTheBeach, @jaybyrd

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Yes, sure. They cut away my wings, though.
And banished me ...
*Ahem*... And you? Human, I suppose?

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Umm, I know this might sound silly. But are you an angel?

@Campo

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reposted by Campo

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Wear a time turner around your neck, draw a rune on your skin, take an empty soul container and store some of your energy in a jewel. Look at the golden compass and stay true to the thunder clan. Fly with your falcon and step through the looking glass into the land in the wardrobe. Carry the ring through Neverland to slay the great red dragon. Turn the wheel of time, draft some colours and become a Night Angel. Rise from the dead, win the Hunger Games and find all infinity stones. Stay away from kryptonite and keep your humour even in torture. Find your one true name and beat all 100 levels of Aincrad. Build yourself an iron suit and remember: If you become no one, you can become anyone.

emiledi77 likes this

Is it wrong to mourn the death of a fictional character?

JodieT, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, NerdWord and FreakyDeaky like this

Bleh... my
BALLPOINT PEN TATTOO
smudged over night!

#boredom, #childish, #ballpointpen, #swag

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Whatever it is.

SIGN ME UP!

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so, you're telling me that he is not only a creep, but also an esoteric. and that he owns kama-sutra books and told you about it while winking at you?

can you promise me that you stay the hell away from this guy?

#advice, #promise, #creepy, #guy

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and FreakyDeaky like this

I do give a fuck!

Deal
with it!

meohmy, ZeepBella, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, Vandtastic, FreakyDeaky, kenwats and SourceBlack like this

R.I.P. Mr. Ollivander

You were a good Control

And I'm looking forward to see you one last time on the screen as Neville Chamberlain

In memory of John Hurt :(

#RIP, #JohnHurt, #Ollivander, #Actor, #25.01.17

FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, emiledi77, jaybyrd, JodieT and CleoBe like this

There's a place called REALITY.

It's a place where people use doors instead of windows, where when you click a sound is made, not a flame. Where a shadow is cast by the sun, and not used as a weapon. Where your reflection stays in the mirror, and where skeletons don't walk and talk.
But you can escape this place.

You just have to use one thing called IMAGINATION.

#skulduggery, #pleasant, #books, #overcome, #boredom, #by, #reading

TyroneNZ, emiledi77, JodieT, kenwats, CleoBe, meohmy and juneocallagh like this

#boredom, #boldomatic

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reposted by Campo

Some people like me are annoyed by the round-ness of this planet. Time zones are a pain in the ass, if your favourite series gets released at 2 in the morning.

Others are like:
"Let's have a cocktail."
"Dude, it's 9a.m.!"
"Ah, it's always happy hour somewhere..."

#annoyed, #timezone, #party, #cocktail, #magnus, #shadowhunter, #tvseries

Vandtastic, emiledi77, CleoBe, FrankFilocamo and aana like this

Superhero landing! She's gonna do a superhero landing!
Wait for it!

Woo! Superhero landing!
Y'know, it's really
hard on your knees.
Totally impractical,
they all do it.

#deadpool, #humour, #superhero, #marvel

meohmy, emiledi77, JodieT and FrankFilocamo like this

One sip - bad for me,
one hit - bad for me,
one kiss - bad for me,
but I give in so easily.

And "no thank you", is how it should have gone, I should stay strong.

But I'm weak! And what's wrong with that?
Boy oh boy I love it when I fall for that!

#AJR, #WEAK, #lyrics, #ohrwurm

FrankFilocamo, FreakyDeaky, emiledi77, tide, Vandtastic and meohmy like this

sorry, I got poor reception

my head is stuck in the clouds...

@juneocallagh

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Magnus: "The only other person I knew who could draw as well was Michelangelo, was excellent in bed, I might add."
*winks at Alec*

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and JodieT like this

And don't worry why we know so much.

We just know so much.

#taboo, #tvseries

FreakyDeaky, Vandtastic, Fionacatherine, FrankFilocamo, meohmy, JodieT and emiledi77 like this

Teach me about magic.
I want to be a wolf too.
Or a bird,
so I can fly.

#taboo, #tvseries

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that moment, when your head cinema gets nasty

like.. not nasty in a nice way but just completely no-no.

Authlander, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, ZeepBella, Fionacatherine and JodieT like this

sam: "no, really, he's fucking creepy!"

me: "sam, you've only seen him for 5minutes."

sam: "but I've listened to you! it's like every sense in my body tells me that this is a bad idea"

me: "maybe, but it's not my choice where my dad wants to work"

sam: "tell me that again when they get the idea to arrange a marriage for you two"

me: "ahh, stop it! head-cinema!"

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, JodieT and meohmy like this

Darling, you have competition.

I think I just fell in love with the sun.

Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo, Fionacatherine, jaybyrd, michi26, emiledi77, UserOne, kenwats, NerdWord and meohmy like this

One galactic year ago, dinosaurs populated earth.

emiledi77, NerdWord, meohmy, Mel.Filsinger, SceneMind-Cat, JodieT and ZeepBella like this

I love you, because you support me in whatever challenge I am facing. Because you accept me the crazy way I am. Because you understand me the way nobody else does. Because you lift me up when I am down, because you fix me when I think I am broken.
I love you because we are so similar, yet so different. Because you have the wit of a fox and the heart of a lion, the strength of a tiger and the gentleness of a lamb.

I love you, and I am so happy to know that you love me too. <3

#firstlove, #love, #relationship, #declaration

SceneMind-Cat, JodieT, Fionacatherine, emiledi77, meohmy and FreakyDeaky like this

I will go down with this ship

Cause I
love it!

#firstlove, #malec, #alec, #magnus, #bestCouple, #loveOnFirstSight, #defyingAllTheRules, #AngelAndDemon, #inLove, #omg

Smellsliketeen, JodieT, Fionacatherine, emiledi77 and meohmy like this

I'm a bold blooded cereal killer!

#pun, #fun, #culverton, #villain, #killer, #yum

FrankFilocamo and meohmy like this

I realised that the best friendships often resulted from either me or them randomly going to the other one and starting to chat.

If you see someone who looks really sympathetic and nice, don't hesitate to go talk to them. They won't bite you.

So many opportunities are missed because someone lacks the guts to just go over and say hi.

Fionacatherine, emiledi77, FreakyDeaky and CleoBe like this

The best way to have a good idea idea is to have lots of ideas.

~ Linus Pauling

@FreakyDeaky

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They say time heals all wounds but that presumes the source of the grief is finite.

~ Magnus Bane

#Shadowhubters, #Magnus, #Will, #Herondale, #WilliamHerondale, #Curse, #Demon, #ClockworkPrince, #InfernalDevices

UserOne, Vandtastic, TyroneNZ, Fionacatherine, emiledi77, CleoBe, SourceBlack, FrankFilocamo, NerdWord, JodieT and 2 others like this

reposted by emiledi77

The Farts and the Furious

@Mel.Filsinger

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And honey, you should see me in a crown!

#Moriarty, #Sherlock, #Villain

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×---- hated it

××--- hated it

×××-- ashamed of liking it

××××- loved it

××××× claimed to love it,
but was actually a
little bored

emiledi77, CleoBe, JodieT, meohmy, SourceBlack, Mel.Filsinger, FrankFilocamo and jaybyrd like this

Clary: That parabatai stuff seems really.. intimate

Isa: Oh, you don't know the half of it.

*Alec drowns in Jace's eyes*

Jace: Alec! Focus!

Alec: Yeah right, sorry. Try again.

*They try again, and stop again.*

Jace: Really. This isn't the right time!

*Alec blushes*

#MortalInstruments, #alec, #jace

CleoBe, JodieT, meohmy, SourceBlack, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and jaybyrd like this

Wenn du dir die Haare wachsen lässt...
Hast du sie dann entfernt, oder sind sie einfach nur etwas länger?

CleoBe and emiledi77 like this

Cold bathroom in the morning.
Gives a first impression of what Parkinson might feel like.

CleoBe, meohmy, emiledi77, FreakyDeaky and FrankFilocamo like this

Was sich leckt das liebt sich!

#firstlove

sosoandso, JodieT, driver_bwl, CleoBe and emiledi77 like this

A wild exam appeared.

Do you want to use PEN against it?

#wishMeLuck, #don'tPanic

meohmy, FreakyDeaky, emiledi77, CleoBe and FrankFilocamo like this

xXXXx xXXXx
XX XXXX XXXX XX
X XXXXXX X
x. .XXXXX. .x
xXXX XXXx
XXX XXX
XXX XXX
xXX XXx
XXX XXX
XXXx xXXX
XXXX XXXX
xXXXXx
XXX
X

#tvSeries, #MortalInstruments, #book, #series, #rune, #shadowhunter, #nephilim, #angel, #asciiArt, @jaybyrd

KosmicKarma, MSC, UserOne, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, jaybyrd and CleoBe like this

Distant screams
The biggest lie

What are we if never intertwined
Forever undefined

Take my hand
Now or not at all

Sow a seed, grow a plant
Watch it spire tall

Ever higher
My love

Life is ocean, we were just travellers
in the bayou ...
... in the bayou that we outgrew

#MountainsOfTheMoon, #Bayou, #Lyrics, #sad, #love, #song, #firstlove, #lostlove

emiledi77, meohmy and UserOne like this

MISCLASSIFIED
INFORMATION

#classified, #misclassified, #topsecret, #orMaybeNot

emiledi77 and meohmy like this

I love taking long walks through random forests
with you

#machines, #flirt, #firstlove

SirenadeX, emiledi77, MyM, meohmy, juneocallagh, ZeepBella and FrankFilocamo like this

The first fantasy book I read was about a bat named Shadow

#firstlove, #fantasy, #kennethOppel, #Silverwing, #book, #love

emiledi77, MyM, juneocallagh and ZeepBella like this

My
first
love
hated
me

#firstlove, @NerdWord

FreakyDeaky, emiledi77, MyM, meohmy, juneocallagh, FrankFilocamo and NerdWord like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

We've come too far to give
up who we are.

#DaftPunk, #Lucky, #RAM, #RandomAccessMemory, #album

MyM, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

Take some crime

to dance the catgroove ~

#takeSomeCrime, #youtube, #talented, #dancer

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| : | |
---------------

| .
|

#pong, #oldschool, #game

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reposted by FrankFilocamo

GLaDOS approves

#portal, #AI, #artificial, #intelligence, #machine, #learning

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finding chocolate when you didn't expect it

like christmas!

FrankFilocamo, ZeepBella, JodieT, emiledi77, NerdWord, jaybyrd and michi26 like this

prior maximise unsupervised
posterior margin learning
probability multivariate
precision mixture
power model
prediction markov
process method
poisson machine
parzen support
bias sigmoid
bayes standard
bootstrap sample
beta expectation
bernoulli error
binomial exponential
random
regression neural
ridge network

#learning, #machine, #;)

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, UserOne, Mel.Filsinger and juneocallagh like this

twice each year I get to refine my skills of hand-writing in a font size of 4pt

#exam, #summary, #cheatsheet

emiledi77, DygytAlice, juneocallagh, MeMyselfAnd..I, michi26 and FrankFilocamo like this

Sundays are awesome!

Except when it's a sunday before the exam week!

#panic, #attack

Vandtastic, JodieT, MeMyselfAnd..I, michi26, juneocallagh, SceneMind-Cat, emiledi77, CleoBe, MyM and FrankFilocamo like this

time for a

TABOO

#taboo, #tvshow, #tomHardy, #BBC

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J.: Hey, what happened to my chair?

S.: It was blocking my view to the kitchen.

J.: Oh, it's good to be missed!

S.: Well, you were gone. I saw an opportunity.

J.: No, you saw the kitchen.

#Sherlock, #John

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After we've destroyed everything, you up for a cappuccino?

#Darquesse, #LordVile, #Skulduggery, #Pleasant, #DerekLandy, #Villain

janem803, MSC, ElfiEdel, lottadrama, guggigirl, ljcreative, phuamaxx, Bartjan, human, fotonobile and 19 others like this

reposted by sarcaSM, Boldomatic, Evil_Retard, ScratchEffort and HappyDog

Why is it Black and White
Why so extreme?
What's good to you,
may be evil in my point of view
What's a taboo
it might not be one for me too

So ask youself why
you're never the bad guy
Why your actions are justified
and my innocence not recognised

Remind me, why is it Black and White?
Why so extreme?
Why Dark and Light?
There's so many colors in between!

#Villain

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#villain, #Moriarty

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Oh, you see!

But you don't observe!

#Sherlock

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Sherlock Holmes, the detective?

No, the pirate!

#Redbeard, #Sherlock, #Season4, #Finale

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and Mel.Filsinger like this

The game

is on!

#finale, #sherlock

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Life's a struggle when you're a muggle
*

#Harry, #Potter, #Muggle, #Struggle

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reposted by pluton, redikryeziu and karatekidskye

They put me under surveillance of a gentle angel called Naíria. She was not much like the others. She made me feel safe. I was interrogated a lot, they wanted to know who sent me and what side I was on. Since I was half human, half Ko'uma, I supposed I didn't have any side to stand on.

In the end they decided to try to make me like them, since the elemental within me was extraordinary and could be very helpful in battle.

Those angels had all seen their fair share of that fight. I could see it in their eyes. They all had lost someone dear.

#19

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After all this time?

Always!

#100thPost, #deathversary, #AlanRickman, #RIP

michi26, CleoBe, pluton, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo and Zariem like this

I took my time to think it through.
I had been down here for a few years, and a lot had changed. Time passed everywhere, he could not return the years he had stolen. My parents would believe me dead by now, my education was messed up, and without my memories of where I have been, I would likely end up in a nuthouse.
He left me a choice, but in reality, I had no real choice in the matter.
I could enter the league of the broken and insane, or I could go and see what real angels looked like.
Thinking of it now, there was no big difference between these two things anyways.

#13

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He sat down by my side and waited for a long while before he spoke.
I knew he had come to terms with letting me go. But what was to come next took me by surprise.
He told me that he would set me free, with or without the weapon. If I went without, I would return to my old life, but I would leave him to stop the war by himself. If I left with the weapon, I would never be able to return to my old life, but I might be able to change the world for the better.
He actually gave me the choice!
But in any way, he would have to wipe all my memories of him.

#12

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When I asked him when he intended to give me this object, he sighed. He told me that he would need to let me leave, for there was no way he could teach me how to use it properly. If he gave it to me, he would need to wipe my memory, because I had to be trained at the academy of angels.
I knew he had avoided talking about this for the last few years that I had spent down here.
He could not be sure whose side I would be on, the next time we would meet.

#11

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I was told that he hid an object of great power from me, some kind of weapon. Nobody was allowed to approach it, so nobody knew what it was. I suspected that it might be my ticket out of here.
After searching for many days, I decided to ask him, and he told me that it was meant for me, but that it would change everything. I would never be the same, I would lose parts of myself, I might even die from it. But if I survived, I would have the abilities to stop this war with him.
Also, I would stop ageing and not be reincarnated if my body were to die, but that was just the subtext.
Ah, and I would turn into half a cat, but he did not tell me this either...

#10

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The more I saw of this place, the less it resembled hell. It was more like an enormous, alien cave with bioluminescent plants. The natives looked spooky with their translucent skin and their large eyes, but learning their language gave me the courage to approach them.

There was an eerie beauty to this place that made me feel both at home and farther away from home than I could have ever imagined to be.

He didn't mean to harm me, and I knew that. He needed me. He needed me the way a freezing man needs fire.

#9

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Für Risiken und Nebenwirkungen fressen sie die Packungsbeilage und schlagen sie ihren Arzt oder Apotheker.

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funny, how it's 13 writers in boldomatic's top 10 list

did nobody ever notice that?

@Boldomatic

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There was an awkward silence building up, as I took my courage to ask: "What happened to your back?"
"I got punished", he replied.
"What for?"
"For starting a war that could not be won. Out of selfishness."
I realised that this would get me nowhere, he would continue giving vague answers, if I didn't get to the point.
"You aren't human, are you?"
"I am not", he confirmed.
"And I guess I was not supposed to know about this."
"Oh, you were", he said. "But you wouldn't believe me if I told you why."

#4

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I had this terrible feeling from time to time that we might all just be human.

#sherlock

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I told Sam, how could I not tell him.
But he just looked at me and raised an eyebrow. "There must be another explanation, Joe", he said. "Angels are mythical creatures, like unicorns. They don't exist, and they certainly don't live next door and sell spices. Maybe he just hurt his back. Ask him about it."

Of course he didn't believe me. But worst of all, he made me doubt myself. How foolish of me to think of wings in the first place...

#3

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Once more into the fray...
Into the last good fight I'll ever know.
Live and die on this day...
Live and die on this day...

#TheGrey, #AmongstWolves, #LiamNeeson, #Movie, #Quote, #Poem

CleoBe, FrankFilocamo, purplechill and emiledi77 like this

fear the fighter who has nothing to lose

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I swear, that moth that got stuck in the cobweb above my head just shat on my drawing.

Seriously!

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I may be an angel.

But don't think for one second that I am on their side.

#sherlock, #reversed

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And they stepped out of the building, stumbled for the beach, to watch their planet's destruction together.

They hugged and unspoken words so clearly said:
"Maybe in another life..."

#stepout

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reposted by juneocallagh

take your broken heart and turn it into art

#RIPCarrieFisher

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Taking your own life. Interesting expression, taking it from who?
Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it.
Your own death is something that happens to everyone else.
Your life is not your own, keep your hands off it.
S.H.

#sherlock, #season4, #intense

juneocallagh, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

Rogue One?! There is no Rogue One!

There is now!

emiledi77, juneocallagh and FrankFilocamo like this

The Death Star canteen.

Serving fresh penne all'arrabiata, even for Lord Vader.

But all trays were wet.

#eddie, #izzard, #star, #wars, #canteen

emiledi77, juneocallagh and FrankFilocamo like this

I just entered the first year of my life which didn't start with Alan Rickman being alive.
:'(

emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

right now I'm watching absolutely anything

#movie, #funnyname

Fionacatherine, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

I'm not a psychopath.

I am a highly functional sociopath.

#anticipation, #sherlock, #season4

meohmy, Fionacatherine, emiledi77, purplechill and FrankFilocamo like this

if you stumble over a tent, did the tentacle you?

Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

crap, next time I order shirts I need to consider where they are coming from. US ships larger sizes than Europe would ever even produce...
Oh hey there, I think I bought you a new tent!

Yay...

emiledi77, FrankFilocamo and dor1316 like this

according to Marvel,
Magneto killed JFK

Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

give orlando a legless lego legolas!

#OrlandoBloom, #Legolas, #Hobbit, #quote, #MartinFreeman

emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

sometimes it's the people who no one imagines anything of, who do the things no one can imagine

#quote, #ImitationGame, #Turing, #movie

purplechill, Fionacatherine, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

You know, the sad thing about sex jokes is that they wouldn't be even half as funny if it weren't that much of a tabu to talk about sex.

Fionacatherine, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

Patience....

or...
just kill him.

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For the first time in my life, I know exactly where I want to be in a few years.

Feels awesome!

@Authlander, @PenSword72

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I crossed oceans of time to find you.

#quote, #dracula

EasierSaid246, PenSword72 and emiledi77 like this

Who is your favourite actor/actress?

#justcurious, @emiledi77, @swatchUSA, @Campo

Campo, swatchUSA and emiledi77 like this

Did anyone ever solve the case on JFK's death?

emiledi77 likes this

America...
What the fuck are you doing..?

#trump

meohmy, PenSword72, purplechill, aussi-girl90, emiledi77 and campino like this

Found myself
looking around the room thinking;
these people are nice,
I hope nobody dies here.

Reposted from Authlander

@Authlander

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women and men can only then be equal when people stop talking about "women's rights" and start talking about "human rights" instead...

Shea, FrankF, FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

Why are people taking these Pokémon teams so seriously?

Shea, FrankF, FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

I am officially a poke
mongo!

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reposted by emiledi77

Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit
Pour it into one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, watch it dissolve
Sprinkle Zamphuor
Add an olive
Drink, but... very carefully

#Pangalactic, #Gargleblaster, #summeroflove, @Ziya

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the things
I do for love

#summeroflove

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"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living."

Reposted from Authlander

@Authlander

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"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies," said Jojen."The man who never reads lives only one."

#Game, #of, #thrones, #Jojen, #Reed

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sometimes, strangers can be scary, because we fear the unknown.
but then, think of them as sons and daughters, as brothers, sisters, and maybe even fathers or mothers. if you give them the chance to be UNIQUE, they'll suddenly lose their scare factor and be humans, just like you and me.

#stranger

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Screaming doesn't always mean that something is bad.

#rollercoaster

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Doors are for people with no imagination.

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You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.

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For Winterfell!

#GoT

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There's 10 different kinds of people:

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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Rechnen ist ein bisschen Glückssache.

Mathematik nicht.

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die schwarzen Schafe

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Samsung Galaxy 4 S?

iPhone S 2!

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Wie man Brom herstellt:

Man nimmt eine Brombeere, und schmeisst sie auf die Erde. Dadurch wird die Brombeere zur Erdbeere, und übrig bleibt reines Brom.

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are we
cell fish?

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The easiest way to make a million dollars is to start with four million dollars.

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reposted by Campo, Dabrix and emiledi77

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Wer einatmet muss ausatmen,

wer einschläft muss ausschlafen.

Reposted from campino

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Eigentlich wollte ich mich intellektuell mit dir duellieren...

Aber ich sehe, du bist unbewaffnet.

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yeah, fuck you too, bus, I can very well go with the train!

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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

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#pain, #noise, #war, #anything, #bad

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There is no sound in space

#noise

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reposted by FrankFilocamo

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What does the Prof. say?

#noise

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This is the point in time where I actually consider using a laser pointer as a weapon!

#noise

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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you are never worthless.

remember that organs go for a lot on the black market.

Reposted from locupleto

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Dear conscience
Please shut up!

I know I ought to study, instead of bolding...

#noise, #boldaddict, #addiction, #study, #university

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reposted by swatchUSA and -just.me-

Is this just censored cursing, or is my tinnitus getting worse?

#noise

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Ich glaube, ich habe Tinnitus auf den Augen -
Überall wo ich hinschaue, sehe ich nur Pfeifen!

#noise

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sitting in the train, nowhere to go,
impolite to change place,
shrieking baby right next to you,
frantically browsing your bag for the earplugs...

which, as you realize, lie at home on your desk

#noise

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text's with wrong apostrophe's

#turnoff

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don't try to be perfect,
just be yourself

oh... and please take a shower

#turnoff

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stop biting your nails!

#turnoff, @UserOne

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reposted by juneocallagh

Have you ever really wondered, what to do when you're lost in the black, and you that you will never find your way back, you don't know where you could possibly be:
Use the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
When you find yourself roaming in oblivion, searching for things to explore, you could bet you will experience more, so many planets to see.
They're in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Skymarshall Arts

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Die pragmatischen Primaten

#bandname

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Die privaten Daten von Piraten

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Die Alltagshelden

#bandname

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3.14159265358979323846
264338327950288419716
939 937
510582 09749 44592
307816 4 06 2 86208
99862 80348 25342
11706 798214 80865
13282 30664 70938
4460955058223 1725359 4081284811174502841027 019385211055596446229

#pi, #maths, #mathematics

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warm toilet seat

#turnoff

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#deadpool, #chimichanga, #marvel, #hentai, #pervert, #pervy, #antihero

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#Zürich, #HB, #minion, #banana, #yumm

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sleeping longer does not imply being more fit

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#turnoff

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reposted by Campo

you can't just tell people that their ship is sinking if you're the one trying to sink it

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reposted by Vandtastic

Im dichten Fichtendickicht stehen dicke Fichten dicht an dicht.

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it is easier for ugly people to detect superficial ones than for beautiful people

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I was going to tell you a joke about UDP, but I wasn't sure if you were going to get it...

what are you looking at?

#billboard

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that moment...
when you ask yourself whether you are interpreting too much or whether there actually WAS that hidden message...

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reposted by -just.me-

if you just gave it a try,

you'd maybe even like it.

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face your inner demons

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