frauheinrich's Posts

??? ???? ??????

mjf likes this

reposted by hensch

alcohol!
because no great story started with someone eating salad.

bulliho, juneocallagh, Pesca, maggy and beesmoove like this

a man's home is his castle until the queen arrives.

JMBis, bulliho, elmicha12, juneocallagh, bold, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, Akatrine, Sebastian1988, kj55 and 3 others like this

reposted by beesmoove and marvingoff

häääi, sMetzgerstochter du

ZoJ, Sebastian1988, A.M., ga_reb and beesmoove like this

ein pferd hat vier beiner, auf jeder seiter einer, und hat es mal keiner, umfallt

Llouise, Sebastian1988, hemko, Junomea, ZoJ and begrian like this

homosexuality is found in 450 species. homophobia is found in only one.

BoldDelight, Krisargent, bulliho, Llouise, juliettebravo, juneocallagh, roosterbear, timothy21, UserOne, ohdear and 14 others like this

reposted by UserOne, Krisargent and Krisargent

jesus muss schwul gewesen sein. welcher mann lässt sich sonst nageln?

maggy, bigdaddyflave, Sebastian1988, beesmoove, claudia and laut like this

zufall, dass justin bieber und schwuuuuuuul beides 12 buchstaben hat?
don't think so

bulliho, Tanascha, nano560, Sebastian1988, musissy, fruitgarden and ZoJ like this

a truly warm welcome to sebastian.

juneocallagh, beesmoove and maggy like this

ich liebe mein sixpack so sehr, dass ich es in speck gehüllt schütze.

Dina113, bulliho, lechiffre, beesmoove, boldolicious, _Nathalie_, t_treeman, ZoJ, musissy, pasquale85 and 3 others like this

reposted by boldolicious

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

lloroenpublico, petarrrrr, BEHZVDXMO, charliprada, Campo, bulliho, Justine_Huang, mentalitas, sumati12, libu and 161 others like this

reposted by beesmoove, Boldomatic, mauriciohale, policante, pott, Denican, boxinggirl, kreutner, monsieurjerome, sannajornvik and 62 others

viel Rauch um nichts!

ZoJ, laut, soene, musissy, pasquale85 and maggy like this

inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. but he shuts up when I eak cake.

MeganLovesDee, random_FOX, mazzzz1, Millisan, A.M., maggy, beesmoove and sarcaSM like this

mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most boldomatic of us all?

MeganLovesDee, Samwell, bold, _Nathalie_, laut, guido, buntebilder, musissy, 5011wireless and Luenchen like this

aus homo sapiens wurde hetero sapiens. gott sei dank mach ich nicht jeden scheiss mit.
;)

Muffinpuffer, hemko, beesmoove, Sven, maggy and buntebilder like this

well, I use Facebook for looking up my exes to see how fat they got, and you?

hemko, tweetybird, laut, kolelo, musissy and Luenchen like this

why is that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands.

Sebastian1988, bold, tweetybird, maggy, hebdifescht, kolelo, beesmoove and merscever like this

reposted by kolelo and SaraRuid

some people are only alive 'cause it is illegal to shoot them.

jeanny24, mjf and tweetybird like this

pistorius,
Lügen haben kurze Beine, nicht?

Erdmannlibob, ZoJ, maggy, Sven and beesmoove like this

wetten, meine Lasagne hat mehr PS als dein Auto?

schoggithaler, maggy, NukeSkywalker, ansch, ZoJ, musissy, A.M., fruitgarden and bold like this

some people believe in god.
I believe in prepared foods.

littlethings, hebdifescht, maggy and fruitgarden like this

roses are red
violets are blue
I hate rhyming
penis

girlwhoisjojo, jutta-kalkutta, mrsa, wickedpyxxie, tweetybird, GaylrdSprFckr and beesmoove like this

bei Depressionen hilft ein Bad. Bei schweren Depressionen eins mit Föhn.

Sherry89, Tanascha, frauheinrich, Junomea, ZoJ, beesmoove, chalchbrenneli, guido, pasquale85, fruitgarden and 2 others like this

Badoo - Sihlquai goes online

ansch and beesmoove like this

liebe SBB-Personenverunfaller:
macht das doch
bitte wo anders, ich will nach Hause!

danke!

hemko, Sven, 5011wireless, maggy and fruitgarden like this

I'm hot, but don't blame me for global warming.

bulliho, wickedpyxxie, fruitgarden, NukeSkywalker, beesmoove, pasquale85, maggy and Junomea like this

dedicated to my beloved ones, beesmoove and maggy.

hemko, maggy, beesmoove and pasquale85 like this

frauen brauchen männer nur, weil vibratoren den rasen nicht mähen können.

bulliho, evusfidibus, Tanascha, A.M., hemko, maggy, ansch, ZoJ and pasquale85 like this

we put thieves into prison, but elect the greatest of them to our governments.

wickedpyxxie likes this

life is too short to remove the USB device safely.

t_treeman, 5011wireless, Akatrine, nano560, sweswiss, fruitgarden and guido like this

reposted by Akatrine

some say there is always light at the end of the tunnel. what if it's the train?

bulliho, againandagain, maggy, bold, fruitgarden and musissy like this

I go to hell in every single religion!

bulliho, tweetybird and kolelo like this

schade, dass man im Facebook nur anstubsen, und nicht dreinschlagen kann.

Pesca, isap, boldolicious, pasquale85, maggy, kolelo, sarcaSM, bold and beesmoove like this

reposted by beesmoove and boldolicious

never tell an Afroamerican that your name is Heiniger!

ellibiss, tweetybird, Whitey_White, chalchbrenneli and pasquale85 like this

love is a serious mental disease.

wickedpyxxie, tweetybird, A.M., maggy, bold and beesmoove like this

Powerpoint, figg dich!

mjf, Sven, ansch, kolelo, maggy and beesmoove like this

be yourself,
everyone
else is
taken.

wickedpyxxie, mazzzz1, eazyela, bold, maggy and beesmoove like this

reposted by Denican

ansch likes this

reposted by MrJoeBanks

you are so yesterday!

l1zash, wickedpyxxie and maggy like this

liebe zugsnachbarn:
duscht, bevor ihr euch neben mir hinsetzt!

Paralon, maggy and Nina-Aliyah like this

being gay is not a choice. being homophobic is!

UserOne, Bekkums, stargater, wickedpyxxie, wizlosophy, t_treeman, kolelo, hebdifescht, maggy, Nina-Aliyah and 1 other like this

resolution for '13:

driving at or under the speed limit. at least when I'm not hungry, tired or late.

Nina-Aliyah and Junomea like this

karma,
fuck you!!

wickedpyxxie, hemko, tweetybird, ansch, pasquale85 and beesmoove like this

I am fat, but you're ugly.
at least I can diet.

Reposted from frauheinrich

maggy likes this

save water,
drink prosecco

Paralon, fruitgarden, maggy and bold like this

reposted by raffizh

früher.....
als man noch anständig per SMS Schluss gemacht hat, und nicht einfach den Facebook Status geändert hat

kolelo, eazyela, hebdifescht, Nina-Aliyah, maggy and pasquale85 like this

I am fat, but you're ugly.
at least I can diet.

Llouise, ansch, Nina-Aliyah, GaylrdSprFckr, beesmoove and maggy like this

reposted by frauheinrich

JESUS LOVES GAYS

Reposted from anonymous

maggy likes this

don't hit kids!
no seriously, they have guns now.

kj55, littlethings, soene, kolelo, principessa_r, Nina-Aliyah, fruitgarden, pasquale85, maggy, sarcaSM and 1 other like this

don't steal.
the government hates competition.

juneocallagh, dor1316, juliettebravo, prubton, agungpurput, PenSword72, brody, lollip, kj55, Sven and 11 others like this

reposted by sarcaSM, Boldomatic, nicolas2, aguevara9, delange, delange, richakeeps, michohern, michohern, michohern and 14 others