ccz6ih's Posts

I got my girlfriend a new bag and belt today.
I should have the vacuum fixed in no time.

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I like to eat my tacos over a tortilla. So when stuff falls out, boom! another taco.

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I'm just filled with sexual innuendos. It's to bad I'm not, in-U-dough.

janem803, janeh, dor1316, ikyoulikey and meohmy like this

So many people have beef out there. It's easy to be angry when your hungry. keep your beef in the fridge.

janeh and Bantuzoya1988 like this

The start of a new year, A Good Bye to the old you...

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when you are dead,you don't know that you are dead.It's difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid

Reposted from BegoSan

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Everyone has a heart.
But it's the brain and will power that put it to good use...

janem803, janeh, PenSword72, mercuty, meohmy, supermom, annairie, tinamarie and ChrisRota like this

Life's relationships remind me of the airport. We all arrive with baggage expecting no fees, freak out when there is turbulence, and while on the ride we forgot to see the big picture.

Reposted from ccz6ih

janeh, supermom, annairie, juneocallagh, tablynne, tinamarie, emma-freitag, erin.desmond and dor1316 like this

It's time to do some gambling.
Stay asleep and make dreams
or stay awake and make dreams come true?

janeh, supermom, jjualnea, annairie, Remus69, meohmy and JodieT like this

I could spend hours running thoughts in my head,
or 5 minutes physically running. Either way it's exercize burning something. ..
Brain cells or calories?

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When I looked down at my pants,
It turns out,
I'm not the only one thinking about you...

janem803, janeh, supermom, annairie, Remus69, tinamarie and JodieT like this

The beliefs that we possess can be so strong they become reality.
The reality of it, everyone else thinks something is fake until they believe. .
Believe in yourself.

janeh, matembe-53, supermom and annairie like this

I use to enjoy tea and friends,

Now I'm kinda a beer and bitches type guy. ..

But I still like walks on the beaches!

janeh, kristinak, juneocallagh, JodieT, Jacob_Dallas and tinamarie like this

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I want to put my quantum harmonizer into your photonic resonation chamber.

Reposted from tablynne

ikyoulikey, Babs_77 and RandomHero1981 like this

This side of dark , brings light to the situation.

janeh, blue-bumblebee, jeve, Babs_77, Remus69, jjualnea, annairie and dor1316 like this

I'm the Master celebrator.

Your no fun at all. .

janeh and dor1316 like this

I can't have it...

Any other way!

Bodies are just objects, The soul is what makes it alive. ...

ikyoulikey, meohmy, DygytAlice, jjualnea, Luenchen and dor1316 like this

So many people look for keys to open doors of opportunity, I look for doors that are unlocked by happiness...

meohmy and dor1316 like this

It's the small things that define what big things are to come forever...

hensch, nylaamaree_, JodieT, jeve, Babs_77, dor1316 and capbacon like this

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I use to not believe in the,
"I don't remember."
Then one night I drank too much. Now I want to live everyday,
to remember.

dor1316, wiltun and avant-garde like this

If it wasn't for football, there would be no reason to wake up on Sunday!

autumn10 and annairie like this

It's not that I can't change your mind.
I don't want to, when you do dirty things with me.

purplefury, Moon-D and annairie like this

In the end you can put all the best parts on something , but it still will be what the Label says.
Ask any woman with a boob job.

Are
U
Driving
Insane

matembe-53 likes this

The right way to kiss a woman:
Push her up against a wall,
hold her arms above her head and kiss her like you mean it! :-*

Reposted from guggigirl

dor1316, annairie, Remus69, tinamarie and Moon-D like this

pls don't
show me
your body.

i wanna see
your mind...

Reposted from nano560

purplefury, annairie, GabiGabler and meohmy like this

the
best midnight snack
is
VAGINA!

Reposted from kiamisdeluxe

purplefury, d.balis_99 and tinamarie like this

ILLUMINATED.
Still glowing.

Moon-D, haiden_, bethanyoaten, abe and jaybyrd like this

Just because your crazy too,
it does not mean this will work.

janem803, Moon-D, haiden_, meohmy, JodieT, jaybyrd, abe and annairie like this

Keep your vices,
It may be all you have left.

meohmy, JodieT, bethanyoaten, abe, tablynne and jaybyrd like this

I smoke in fear, Fear that sex will never be that good again.

Moon-D, meohmy, Czar, abe, tablynne and niniel like this

I spread rumors about myself. ..

naina_eyez and abe like this

I like when women watch me work out.
Are they thinking let's see how long he last? Is he strong enough to lift me? And what would it be like to be curled in those arms?

meohmy, JodieT, dor1316, topbuzz and makalapua like this

I love it when people ask if I hung up on them, The simple reply is always, I don't know did it sound like this. ..

dor1316, meohmy, nash, Moon-D, annairie and jaybyrd like this

The brutal truth should come from no one but yourself. If it comes from someone it's because you lied to yourself...

Reposted from ccz6ih

blue-bumblebee, nylaamaree_, purplefury, tinamarie and nash like this

If we have that much in common,
the things we do, can't be totally wrong

Reposted from ceciliehoejvan

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The brutal truth should come from no one but yourself. If it comes from someone it's because you lied to yourself...

#brutalhonesty

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Behind all the bright colors and bold words

who is there?

dor1316, meohmy, Remus69, JodieT, abe and niniel like this

let's role play. Wait, you have been doing that your whole life. ..

#brutal, #truth, #honesty, #brutalhonesty

meohmy, niniel and annairie like this

combine all elements in the science of loving you and I still never have enough air to take it all in...

annairie likes this

I found stranger than fiction to be true.

ceciliehoejvan, meohmy, Moon-D and DygytAlice like this

UgH...

MONDAY.

meohmy and annairie like this

My Galaxy has stars and planets.
Your Apple has worms.

@abe

abe likes this

With my new galaxy 5. I have all this power at my fingertips. I shouldn't be held responsible for what I do now. .

meohmy, abe and jaybyrd like this

We're sorry you have insufficient funds, please find a job that does not pay in trident gum.

haiden_, Moon-D, abe and AbbyPenguins like this

When I have morning wood, means it's time for a bump on the log.

abe and meohmy like this

It's not that you didn't pay attention, but you thought the results would be different.
And by all managed you tested the insanity definition and now you take Prozac for it.

br3anna7 and meohmy like this

You know where this road goes,
Why do you think it will be different for you??

br3anna7, meohmy, annairie and JodieT like this

Find less time to complain,
And more time to make change...

BerlinGirl2014, purplefury, br3anna7, meohmy, naina_eyez, foenix, annairie and JodieT like this

I tried sniffing coke once, but the icecubes kept getting stuck in my nose.

Reposted from PowerWubs

BegoSan, meohmy, supermom, Luenchen, rudeamplitude, dor1316 and jaybyrd like this

SuperFuckinFriday.
ShittySloppySaturday.
ShameOnMeSunday.

Results Of A 3 Day
Binge.

All because Monday through Thursday sucked.

purplefury, meohmy, JodieT, supermom, rudeamplitude, anthonymangham and jaybyrd like this

Never think you have it. Always want more.
Remember I'm the guy that will give you roses with your termination papers, because it's time to smell the roses, wake up and really start living.

saira, Czar, Babs_77 and purplefury like this

Hey, where did summer go? What's this coconut dust flying around???

mercuty, Babs_77, annairie, nash, abe and supermom like this

Being original is being everyone else, Being Unforgettable is being someone else.

Babs_77, annairie, nash and abe like this

Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver...

ellenicole, Moon-D, misifri, purplefury, supermom and ikyoulikey like this

Your the biggest.
Your the best.
It doesn't always smell like that.
Are warning signs from women.

This message was brought to you by M.A.N.
Men Against Nonsense

ellenicole, BoldifyMe and ikyoulikey like this

Making love till the sun comes up is not possible, so let's make love when the boner comes up.

misterlab, meohmy, BoldifyMe, Moon-D, Luenchen, supermom, nash and abe like this

If l Am lost, please donate me to nearest rehab for celebrities.

meohmy, DygytAlice, abe and supermom like this

IM TRENDSETTING

LETS SEE MORE TOPLESS PROFIE PHOTOS LADIES! NOW THATS BEING BOLD!

Reposted from PUSSY

tinamarie likes this

Stop calling it a midnight snack, it's a midnight fat! Now how do those calories feel?

#midnightsnack

swatchUSA, supermom, BoldifyMe, Luenchen, meohmy and abe like this

Like anyone up this late is going to eat a salad?

#midnightsnack

MyM, hensch, 221Bsiobhan, pati.b, funfundudu, swatchUSA, jadeeastman, supermom, JodieT, Czar and 3 others like this

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I stand so erect and firm,
while you are so soft and warm..

supermom likes this

famous last words.
I'll share some with you.

meohmy likes this

I Might be a tattered cover, But I'm writing the best fucking story ever.

supermom, JodieT, EmilyTudor, annairie and abe like this

Being that high on crack should be illegal.
oh, good news crack is illegal unless your a politician in Canada.

meohmy, Interessant, abe, juneocallagh and jaybyrd like this

If you were here,
(INSERT THOUGHT HERE.)

matembe-53, meohmy, BoldifyMe, abe, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

I'm like a cat chasing a laser light, I followed you wherever you go .

meohmy, Luenchen, matembe-53 and annairie like this

A world of instant gratification.
we replace rather than fix, we talk without thinking, we eat without cooking. We don't remember feelings,
We replace them..

reikiart, Luenchen, matembe-53, annairie and EmilyTudor like this

We live in a vicious circle, it all started when we were 4 on the merry-go-round.

meohmy, abe and annairie like this

oh, your so pretty,
even when you lie.

Luenchen, abe and soyy like this

Some many fishes,
but no one said look out for sharks!

Your best teacher is your last mistake

Reposted from Sarah134

feliciaa0_0, meohmy, annairie, nash, makalapua and abe like this

You mustn't always just leave the stage, sometimes you need only to change and adapt your character or how it is being percieved and interpreted by those of significance.

-ChrisRota-

Reposted from ChrisRota

@Czar, @abe

abe, matembe-53, ccz6ih, annairie, BegoSan, Czar and Remus69 like this

THE PITY TRAIN has just derailed at the corner of SUCK IT UP & MOVE ON, and crashed into WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS, before coming to a stop at GET THE HELL OVER IT.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

matembe-53, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, supermom, makalapua and dor1316 like this

When making decision between "DO or DONT" ALWAYS DO! When u DONT u miss out on experience, gain only regret. When u DO u gain experience, and sometimes, the knowledge of WHEN TO CHOOSE DONT NEXT TIME!

Reposted from steffymhs1

capbacon, meohmy, naina_eyez and Charlieboy like this

I'm in shape.

round is a shape.

Reposted from aussi-girl90

meohmy, annairie, Czar and Luenchen like this

life's the most difficult exam.
many people fail cause they try to copy others - not realizing that everyone has a different question paper...

Reposted from aussi-girl90

i'm the weird friend ^^

Reposted from aussi-girl90

meohmy, Czar, makalapua and Luenchen like this

A man that plays video games knows how to use his fingers for all types of magic.
Said every girl that's had a orgasm from fingers...

@makalapua

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There's nothing like getting kicked out of a step club for using fake money and saying, I thought it was okay because their boobs are fake too.

matembe-53, tinamarie, Babs_77, makalapua, Luenchen, dor1316 and ccz6ih like this

I want to run my powder doughnut fingers through your hair...

You understand the words I speak and say, but yet you never do what I say.
Said man to woman.
because woman to man that would never happen...

ccz6ih likes this

I like your smile.....

oh, and your boobs to.

Czar, Luenchen, soyy and tinamarie like this

OMG.
I Ate A Cherry Crumble,
Now I'm forced to have sex for 12 minutes to burn all the calories...

#jodiet, #cake, #calories, @JodieT

feliciaa0_0, JodieT, Babs_77, Moon-D, DygytAlice, ccz6ih, Luenchen and makalapua like this

I don't really like people,
I might like talking to them, having sex with them,
but they're bound to make mistakes, and I don't like that at all...

dor1316, EmilyTudor, Moon-D, ccz6ih, avant-garde, makalapua and jaybyrd like this

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Reposted from GLAMBAM

feliciaa0_0, nash, anthonymangham, supermom, makalapua and jaybyrd like this

I'm a responsible individual,
No matter what happens I should be held responsible.

Czar, JodieT, annairie, nash, styxx, supermom, purplefury and makalapua like this

stop being so boring,
take your shirt off.

feliciaa0_0, Czar and Luenchen like this

Make ur selv hug and do high job

Reposted from Maxamed10

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I wanna scream
"I love you" from the top of my lungs, but I'm afraid that someone else could hear me.

Reposted from mooonie

Czar, Luenchen and annairie like this

Every woman deserves a man who can make them smile til their cheeks ache, laugh til their ribs hurt and make their heart skip a beat with every touch :)

Reposted from stephlee90

Czar, Luenchen, annairie, makalapua and dor1316 like this

I change shapes to hide in this place,
but I'm still an animal.

#animal, #lyrics, #song

JodieT and makalapua like this

moral-difference between right or wrong.
morale-good or bad feelings created by our decisions.
more all- selfish choice because you can't decide between cake and fruit, so you make fruit cake!

#moral

matembe-53 and JodieT like this

I don't watch previews, I watch movies.
I don't read covers, I read books.
I don't taste samples,
I eat food.
I may look at you,
But I want to know how the story unfolded...

matembe-53, ccz6ih, JodieT, Luenchen, EmilyTudor, annairie and makalapua like this

Just stand there naked,
while I crave you.

#lyrics, #song

JodieT, Luenchen, soyy and makalapua like this

reposted by makalapua

Sometimes we need a little less reception, to get in touch with ourselves.

Can you hear me now...

@permanentwaves

permanentwaves and makalapua like this

You will fail, and when you think that's enough someone will say words that burn, then someone will throw rocks at you, Then you will remember with these tools, you can create fire...

EmilyTudor and makalapua like this

passive Me, Aggressive You,
We all wish to be Naked and Afraid.

tinamarie likes this

Your sweaty hand to mine,
It's in each other's liquid we will pass the time.

let us whisper in ears that don't say,
"Thanks for the refill."

haiden_ likes this

Love me or hate me,

both are in my favor...

If you love me, i'll always be in your heart.
If you hate me i'll always be in your mind.

Reposted from feliciaa0_0

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She welcomed me like a new pair of jeans, tightly fitted but welcome to the stretch, she had no idea how good I made her look, as the night flows on, so does the wine, I'll never be on her again for she can't follow instructions, DRY CLEAN ONLY.

DygytAlice and haiden_ like this

She welcomed me like a new pair of jeans, tightly fitted but welcome to the stretch, she had no idea how good I made her look, as the night flows on, so does the wine, I'll never be on her again for she can't follow instructions, DRY CLEAN ONLY.

It's easier when you look at everyone like a peanut, once you crack them open you don't want to find them baked too long.

JodieT and Snuuzy like this

some people forget by losing something or someone, how much life you really gain...

JodieT and haiden_ like this

If you want to have sex, just tell me.
arguing is not foreplay.

steffymhs1, haiden_, Moon-D, Czar, feliciaa0_0, misifri, meohmy, Luenchen and supermom like this

I'm just you average guy,
I like my women on poles,
I like my drinks on ice,
I like my cars low and fast and my trucks high and strong,
somebody toss me a beer, this could take some time.

haiden_ and supermom like this

I don't always eat lunch,
but when I do,
it's a BOLD lunch.
Stay thirsty my friends...

221Bsiobhan, haiden_, annairie, feliciaa0_0, meohmy, jaybyrd, tk93, dor1316 and supermom like this

sometimes i whis i was an octopus, so i could slap 8 people at once.

Reposted from feliciaa0_0

stillstanding, feliciaa0_0, supermom, Jacob_Dallas, jtudor1989 and jaybyrd like this

Anybody take a piece of sandwich meat and eat it without anything, because your to lazy to make a sandwich? I never have, just looking for information on this matter.

stillstanding, feliciaa0_0, supermom, Jacob_Dallas and jaybyrd like this

Stupid Bolds are like drugs; you have to keep upping the dose to feel anything.

Reposted from loryane

stillstanding, feliciaa0_0, Jacob_Dallas and jaybyrd like this

Anybody else just lay in bed making mental movies of perfect scenarios?

Reposted from loryane

feliciaa0_0 and Jacob_Dallas like this

You buy things you don't need with money you don't have to impress people you don't like.

Reposted from Sunny2000

feliciaa0_0, annairie, styxx, makalapua and jaybyrd like this

my heart is not your dick.

so stop playing with it.

Reposted from feliciaa0_0

feliciaa0_0 and makalapua like this

a smile is the best make up

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feliciaa0_0 and makalapua like this

The laughter still echoes, and still today it brings a smile to my face.

feliciaa0_0, misterlab, makalapua, dor1316, Moon-D and supermom like this

You don't always have to be on top.. better to be hated than loved for what you're not
~HA

Reposted from kathiheger

feliciaa0_0, Remus69, DygytAlice and naina_eyez like this

whoever said, The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Failed geography.

#unknown

feliciaa0_0, misterlab, supermom and jaybyrd like this

Kids in back seats cause accidents,
accidents in back seats causes kids.

#unknown, #sex

221Bsiobhan, steffymhs1, feliciaa0_0, DygytAlice, supermom, marco_b, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

WARNING:
This person contains pure performance, no junk, being around him you will witness, victory, achievement, beyond your wildest dreams and epic greatness.

feliciaa0_0, supermom, annairie, JodieT and jaybyrd like this

shove me against a wall and take charge.

Reposted from mellie0707

feliciaa0_0 and makalapua like this

its a joke not a dick, dont take it so hard.

Reposted from katyistheshit

feliciaa0_0, supermom, dor1316, matembe-53, meohmy, makalapua and jaybyrd like this

Are you tired of being home alone watching reruns of law and order, family guy and game off thrones? Well now there's Bold! Packed with friends, deep thoughts and addiction to write as many posts, like others and be inspired! Sorry, ignore button not included. Try BOLD for free today. (warning: friend not included but we'll be based on post.)

Reposted from ccz6ih

feliciaa0_0, supermom, matembe-53, JodieT and makalapua like this

We reach across our phones in hopes are word's become thoughts that capture souls, We tap the keys with hopes the letters tumble across the heart, We preview and post, In hopes that we capitalized on or emotions. We tap the heart button showing what Bolds have captured are imagination.

Reposted from ccz6ih

feliciaa0_0, supermom, dor1316, JodieT, meohmy, makalapua and annairie like this

You are the yeast to my dough, when you come around, I rise.

feliciaa0_0, JodieT and makalapua like this

I'm like an envelope, you got to address me, lick me and call out my name before I go anywhere and make your day.

feliciaa0_0 and meohmy like this

I'm like an ocean wave,
No matter how you ride me, your bound to get wet and I'll leave a salty taste in your mouth.

steffymhs1, feliciaa0_0, supermom, queen_in_town, tinamarie, makalapua and jaybyrd like this

Dear Skittles, I have planted many skittle seeds, it turns the ground different colors, but it does not taste like a fucking rainbow? can I speak with one of your botanist.
Thanks,
Craig

feliciaa0_0, JodieT, A.M., haiden_ and annairie like this

I can turn wine into a one night stand

Your move Jesus

Reposted from anonymous

feliciaa0_0 and supermom like this

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

Reposted from anonymous

feliciaa0_0, emma-freitag, haiden_, dor1316 and supermom like this

I like your bolds.

It's like your boobs,
all in my face.

Reposted from ccz6ih

feliciaa0_0 and supermom like this

bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, BACON!

feliciaa0_0, Luenchen, haiden_, supermom and annairie like this

You are what you eat, small fry.

feliciaa0_0, ChrisRota, AbbyPenguins, supermom and EmilyTudor like this

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Someone

feliciaa0_0, ChrisRota and annairie like this

reposted by ChrisRota

I didn't know you then. But after reading your Facebook posts, I know why we didn't talk.

feliciaa0_0, haiden_, BlackJack83, ChrisRota, emma-freitag, EmilyTudor, Luenchen, br3anna7 and supermom like this

It is said, the elephant is slow, but the earth is patient. The rain will always come.

feliciaa0_0, haiden_, ChrisRota, EmilyTudor and br3anna7 like this

It's national BACON day!
Happy BACON day!

feliciaa0_0, haiden_, piepa, annairie, meohmy, Luenchen, br3anna7 and supermom like this

hold on, turn down the radio. I smell something...

feliciaa0_0, haiden_, matembe-53, br3anna7 and lollip2 like this

you are the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success.

act like it.

Reposted from mercuty

feliciaa0_0, ChrisRota, EmilyTudor and makalapua like this

I want to steal your innocence.

Reposted from sandraml

feliciaa0_0 and makalapua like this

jealous?

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

yes.

Reposted from CelinaZeroui

feliciaa0_0, matembe-53, queen_in_town and Luenchen like this

The deepest wounds are self inflicted, nobody can do worse to you then you can do to yourself.

steffymhs1, feliciaa0_0, mercuty, meohmy, naina_eyez, annairie, Czar, lollip2, makalapua and supermom like this

There are two tragedies in life. The first one is to gain love the second one is to lose it.

Reposted from anonymous

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Honestly, honesty is not too much to ask for. Trust is such a fragile thing, if you can't maintain it then you'll always break it and the pieces are too sharp to handle more than once.
Cooperation is not simply requested it is necessary and warranted.

-ChrisRota-

Reposted from ChrisRota

feliciaa0_0, purplefury, dor1316, supermom, AbbyPenguins, lollip2, makalapua, Jacob_Dallas, ikyoulikey and DygytAlice like this

if you're going to be around in my head,at least get dressed

Reposted from BegoSan

feliciaa0_0, mercuty, soyy, tk93, makalapua, Luenchen, lollip2 and Jacob_Dallas like this

"What's on your mind?"...

We live in a world where the very supposition of this question innately harbours fear, where the anticipation and anxiety of it's linguist expression is met with both sword & shield,
yet some still are unable to grasp the old euphemism which blatantly declares the fragile pen's superiority to the ever, so resilient sword.

-ChrisRota-

Reposted from ChrisRota

feliciaa0_0, ccz6ih and makalapua like this

Looking into a person's head is like looking into a wash machine with clothes in it, the clothes are thoughts of people there trying to make like new, better , clean versions. what you got to realize is there just some stains that won't come out.

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feliciaa0_0, meohmy, Jacob_Dallas, haiden_ and makalapua like this

when you are dead,you don't know that you are dead.It's difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid

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feliciaa0_0, mercuty, purplefury, DygytAlice, Jacob_Dallas and haiden_ like this

excuse me for being too forward but your lips made me wonder what the rest of you would taste like..

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feliciaa0_0, ikyoulikey, haiden_, Snuuzy, tk93, nash and annairie like this

( -)(-)

hooters.

feliciaa0_0, makalapua and supermom like this

Big tits always comes in handy.

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feliciaa0_0, ceciliehoejvan, supermom and annairie like this

Bring Boobies back,
I just don't know how to act,
talk sexy to me girl!

arosen and supermom like this

Truth is there is no bigger Dare then being yourself everyday!

#truthordare

janem803, UserOne, PenSword72, johanna22, feliciaa0_0, DonSpaccafurnu, swatchUSA, ccz6ih, sandraml, matembe-53 and 7 others like this

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Forgive.
mistakes are bound to happen, it's better to move on them waste time on things you can't change...

EmilyTudor, makalapua and arosen like this

Touch your skin, touch my lips, let me know what part of you I miss,
deep breaths,
clench of fists,
lick each nipple, check of list,
tongue down lower, lick each thigh,
this will be one orgasm you can't deny...

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feliciaa0_0 likes this

..................zzzzz......
zzzzz......yawn..........
......zzzz........smilies
........bolds.........zzzz
... .......boobs.........
zzzzz...zzzzzx. xxx....today's thought process.. . damn Monday!

Babs_77 and haiden_ like this

Touch your skin, touch my lips, let me know what part of you I miss,
deep breaths,
clench of fists,
lick each nipple, check of list,
tongue down lower, lick each thigh,
this will be one orgasm you can't deny...

haiden_, d.balis_99, Snuuzy and ccz6ih like this

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I like your bolds.

It's like your boobs,
all in my face.

visorvice, tablynne, bold, kontrapoet, ccz6ih, JodieT, kj55, haiden_, Gabbem, nash and 2 others like this

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yOuR aSs mUsT gEt jEalOus of aLL tHe sHit ThAt cOmEs OuT Of yOuR mOuTh!

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supermom, capbacon and Jacob_Dallas like this

Before Boldomatic I used to write my thoughts on pieces of paper and throw them at strangers.

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haiden_, Loupi4614, meohmy, supermom, dor1316 and Jacob_Dallas like this

I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked.

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supermom, Jacob_Dallas, Snuuzy and ellenicole like this

You can have anything you want if you dress for it.

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haiden_, d.balis_99 and Jacob_Dallas like this

I'm cold, you're hot.

Let's cuddle.

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supermom, capbacon and Jacob_Dallas like this

I've never met a bolder in person, but I feel like I know the real you. The secrets, the rants, emotions and care. humanity-I wish it wasn't just here. but I must thank you for that...you sexy beasts!

purplefury, haiden_, JodieT, tweetybird, foenix, DygytAlice, jaybyrd and makalapua like this

Sometimes i dump my heart onto Bold, other times, i keep it inside where its safe and i can't feel it and just enjoy reading and reBolding other peoples great Bolds that truly make me laugh, think, cry, or smile.
Thanks for being so great Bolders!!!

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purplefury, tweetybird, DygytAlice, ccz6ih and makalapua like this

I'm a gentleman.

My Dick stands up so women can sit down.

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Loupi4614, ellenicole, Jacob_Dallas and annairie like this

Take a moment...

Give a compliment to yourself,
what are your goals for the day?
Remember it's awesome to feel.
What did you feel today?

haiden_, DygytAlice, dor1316 and Jacob_Dallas like this

Is it odd that I feel sexual when I smell my favorite foods?

d.balis_99 and Jacob_Dallas like this

I'm always frank with my sexual partners.
Dont want them knowing my real name.

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MyM, Remus69, emma-freitag, 2schaa, Jacob_Dallas, dor1316, tk93, supermom and jaybyrd like this

tHis is A VEry SErious teXt post WITH no hidden MEaning.

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3, make sure it's wet and rub it up and down... yep that's how you wash a cup.

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d.balis_99, kj55 and Jacob_Dallas like this

treat me like a princess
fuck me like a pornstar

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d.balis_99, emma-freitag and Jacob_Dallas like this

Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, we'd plant so many of them and probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.

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221Bsiobhan, d.balis_99, DygytAlice, kolarg, Jacob_Dallas, supermom, comeagain, naina_eyez and lollip2 like this

feeling horny ? feeling lonely ? lost your minds ? getting crazy ? just want to run away ? hoping for something ? no self confident ?
am i gay ?
am i emo ?
oh im just missing my balls...... yea that might be the only reason :) for all these questions .

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Jacob_Dallas and tweetybird like this

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

petarrrrr, deveshtulsi247, lilill, janem803, Denmarie1, emma-freitag, janeh, ladiesman217, satan, tessily and 47 others like this

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one minute of kissing burns around 30 calories.

no wonder those sluts are so damn fucking skinny.

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mariechen_xo, A.M., freeyomind, tk93, chipdicks, Jacob_Dallas, BlackJack83, supermom and RandomHero1981 like this

all good things in life start with "s"...

summer, sun, sex, beer,...

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mariechen_xo, tk93, Jacob_Dallas, BlackJack83 and supermom like this

If we're going to be friends, you need to talk less.

Viciouse31, haiden_, meohmy, freeyomind, tk93, Jacob_Dallas, BlackJack83, buglove and supermom like this

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Everything not saved will be lost.

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naina_eyez, Jacob_Dallas, supermom and dor1316 like this

Life has obstacles that you know the end result.
The troubled are the one's confused because they thought it would be a different result with the same action.

haiden_, Jacob_Dallas, buglove, supermom and JodieT like this

Advice:
a. people that ask for it, just wanted to vent.
b. usually given when you needed to put your two cents in.
c.The best advice is something you learned from a mistake.

haiden_, Jacob_Dallas, buglove and supermom like this

love your haters, they're your biggest fans.

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tk93, Jacob_Dallas, supermom and nash like this

you remember when you blew on cartridges and banged a corner to make electronics work. I wish you could do that today.

haiden_, supermom, JodieT and styxx like this

It might be just a penny, but it's still part of a dollar.

haiden_, supermom, lollip2 and jaybyrd like this

karma is serious ! a serious bitch , play nice :o

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supermom, DygytAlice, styxx, nash and jaybyrd like this

All the women I have been with called me "well endowed." when I wanted them to tell me, "I'm the biggest." freaking sluts.

poeta, DygytAlice, annairie, Jacob_Dallas, supermom and meohmy like this

pay day. It's the day all my bills get paid, when do I get paid?

naina_eyez, haiden_, Jacob_Dallas, supermom, RandomHero1981, avant-garde and tweetybird like this

Sat-Ur-Day.

The couch becomes my best friend.

haiden_, dor1316, Jacob_Dallas, supermom, meohmy, RandomHero1981, emma-freitag and JodieT like this

Most of our stories begin with, It happened one night with too much to drink. But we never expected one life to be created with one bottle.

Let us drink wine and make regrets.

poeta, jeve, soyy, styxx, supermom, tweetybird, RandomHero1981 and haiden_ like this

some people's spend their whole life with the cat in the bag. Then you had to say something magical and it all comes out.

jeve, supermom and haiden_ like this

superfragilisticfridaybolddoses.

supermom, haiden_, Babs_77, JodieT, lollip2, annairie and AbbyPenguins like this

IF we all want to retire wealthy, we must give the homeless all the money they want and then invest in bars, liquor stores, lottery machines and drugs. The homeless will then stimulate the economy.

thinkbig and jaybyrd like this

It's a case of classic sympathy,
And the award goes to....
anyone with empathy.

naina_eyez, dor1316, jaybyrd and annairie like this

Your Passion is rightfully yours.
The emotion is anyone's that will own it.

EmilyTudor likes this

I've been a squirrel trying to get a nut, when I could of been a farmer with all the nuts. Farm dates.com

BlackJack83, chipdicks and dor1316 like this

I'm conducting a self pleasure seminar tomorrow at the woman's state penitentiary.

Back off buddy!

This is my dream.

supermom, haiden_, Babs_77, capricorn, tweetybird and Luenchen like this

My feelings for you can't be described in word's,
I'll have to pull my pants down.

supermom, ellenicole, haiden_, br3anna7, BlackJack83, tweetybird, Luenchen and DygytAlice like this

If you don't make time to work on creating the life you want, you're eventually going to be forced to spend a LOT of time dealing with a life you don't want.

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ellenicole, supermom and skywoniese like this

Unless it is mad passionate love, it is a waste of time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.

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ellenicole, skywoniese, BlackJack83 and annairie like this

After Tuesday even the week goes...
WTF

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BlackJack83 likes this

I like
people
who I can occasionally
have really deep conversations with, but also can joke around at the same time •

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thinkbig, ellenicole, Lirpae.., Czar, haiden_, meohmy, BlackJack83, Remus69, Luenchen, dor1316 and 1 other like this

I guess some people are like books and apps. You got to read the reviews before you buy in. No sense in thinking for yourself?

BlackJack83, tweetybird and EmilyTudor like this

Dad always said that a paddle boat is better then a motor boat in life, you paddle together to reach a goal. With a motor you feed it gas a and no one knows where to go.

tweetybird, dor1316, naina_eyez, emma-freitag and A.M. like this

Those with loud mouths make waves, but it's the quiet that start the riot.

tweetybird, purplefury, HeresyIsWeird, dor1316, meohmy, JodieT, foenix, EmilyTudor and annairie like this

I love you more today then yesterday, but not as much as i'll love you tomorrow and the day after and the day after that!!!!!

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tweetybird likes this

When looking for sex at the club or bar, always go for the cute one, she will do way more in bed then the hot one lying there worried about how she looks. Guys are they same the average are just excited they are getting some, they aim to please!

BlackJack83, ellenicole and tweetybird like this

If your having sex and your not drained of energy, cum, vision and breath your not doing it right. If you have questions, I'll show you.

janem803, ellenicole, Czar, tweetybird, Jacob_Dallas and supermom like this

Guys just like cats when it's the only pussy they get. And this is why I like cats. You pussy.

tweetybird and Jacob_Dallas like this

Every time I walk around with a boner women get uncomfortable. You would think it would be a confidence booster, knowing that they had to do nothing to get me excited.

ellenicole, supermom, Jacob_Dallas and tk93 like this

Note to self: when someone tells you, "Go fuck yourself!" It does not mean they want you to enjoy it.

ellenicole, supermom, Slotter6, naina_eyez, sohacosm and bold like this

FYI:
Your Emergency does not lead to a sense of urgency on my part.
Thank you.

ellenicole, purplefury and supermom like this

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I'm just a normal guy, I have high standards and low expectations.

ellenicole, Czar, supermom, sohacosm, jeve, rhinstrom, tk93 and bold like this

I hit the write button and totally forgot what I was going to say. That's okay. Picture something awesome here. ..._(___________###!

supermom, meohmy and naina_eyez like this

Regret: is the feeling you have for those who have done, and those who have not. Life is a glass of regret half full. You have to choose the regrets you can live with.

JodieT, annemarit, naina_eyez and styxx like this

You are whoever you wish to be to you, To everyone else, You are whatever they want you to be.

purplefury and annemarit like this

Advertising is like dating, Sold on features not benefits. ex: It has 700 horsepower! No one needs 700 horsepower, but we all love the sound of it.

How can anyone win a war, when it is based on not who was right, but who is left..

meohmy, foenix, A.M., naina_eyez, Babs_77 and Interessant like this

Cute as a button, they tell me. Personally I don't think buttons are that cute. But they definitely do a job, I don't mind being the button that hold up your pants, but be careful of my friend zipper, he's pretty fly.

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sohacosm likes this

Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he have now?

Diabetes.
Bob has diabetes.

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221Bsiobhan, capbacon, misterlab, supermom, d.balis_99, meohmy, misifri, someecards, emma-freitag, nash and 3 others like this

Teamwork: Not one of us ,is as smart as all of us.

supermom and dor1316 like this

I might be wrong for you, but I'll fuck you right. That sounds perfect to me.

ellenicole, ChrisRota, meohmy and makalapua like this

I should of screamed when she told me, "I love you." This was the sign she was raping my soul.

ChrisRota likes this

I'm such a rebel. Sometimes I skip the sex, and go straight for a cigarette and sleep.

ChrisRota, meohmy, Babs_77, A.M., emma-freitag and makalapua like this

The hotter the green Chile, the more my heart melts, along with my bowels the next morning. Getting old sucks.

meohmy, bold and Babs_77 like this

Let me take you to flavor town, where whip cream is not only a dessert.

capbacon, princessbitch, sohacosm, Jacob_Dallas and supermom like this

I said it was weird, why does everyone assume it was sexual.

capbacon, princessbitch, meohmy, Jacob_Dallas and supermom like this

I found my longest laughs, in the shortest of nights.

princessbitch, capricorn and supermom like this

Life's relationships remind me of the airport. We all arrive with baggage expecting no fees, freak out when there is turbulence, and while on the ride we forgot to see the big picture.

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emma-freitag, supermom, Jacob_Dallas and AbbyPenguins like this

Bitches be trippin...

...ok, maybe I pushed that one.

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capbacon, queen_in_town, ellenicole, tweetybird, nash, jaybyrd, supermom and AbbyPenguins like this

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because i've done it thousands of times.

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nash, Luenchen, jaybyrd and emma-freitag like this

I laugh when people say, "I'm taking medicine too deal with stress." It's like saying I'm killing myself, because I can't deal with problems and I like permanent solutions to deal with temporary problems...

ellenicole, LailaBlue, nash, Luenchen and supermom like this

Pretend I'm a seashell, you actually have to listen to hear me...

janem803, nash, Luenchen, supermom, ChrisRota, AbbyPenguins and meohmy like this

happiness is when you are exactly where you wanna be in life

Reposted from anonymous

ellenicole, Luenchen, ChrisRota and buglove like this

maybe,
possibly,
perhaps...

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nash likes this

Always be yourself.
Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

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LailaBlue, iheartcheese, misifri, AbbyPenguins and anthonymangham like this

People don't change, people grow.

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d.balis_99, Luenchen, ChrisRota, AbbyPenguins, glamorous and EMG like this

- the Most important person in your life is that comes in your mind when you read this sentence -

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aleksi, ellenicole and anthonymangham like this

tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such away that they look forward to the trip

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MyM, niniel, haiden_, Luenchen, whispers, misifri, Remus69, anthonymangham, lollip2, annairie and 1 other like this

Dear music, Thanks for saying the words I can't say, being there every time I push play, your words, notes and tones rewind my whole day. Dear music, Your the reason why I give my to left feet a chance. I know I can't dance, but with you I feel safe, so free, even my orange Speedo would agree..

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supermom, whispers, nash, buglove, RandomHero1981, capricorn, makalapua and robi316 like this

Dear music, Thanks for saying the words I can't say, being there every time I push play, your words, notes and tones rewind my whole day. Dear music, Your the reason why I give my to left feet a chance. I know I can't dance, but with you I feel safe, so free, even my orange Speedo would agree..

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whispers, ChrisRota and sohacosm like this

princess hold your head up high.

if you don't, the crown falls.

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whispers, purplefury, ChrisRota, princessbitch and haiden_ like this

Dear music, Thanks for saying the words I can't say, being there every time I push play, your words, notes and tones rewind my whole day. Dear music, Your the reason why I give my to left feet a chance. I know I can't dance, but with you I feel safe, so free, even my orange Speedo would agree..

UserOne, supermom, makalapua, dor1316, meohmy, Moon-D and A.M. like this

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you think your life is hard? just think,

a turtle out there that have been flipped on his back and can't get up. so fuck your problems

Reposted from jennifernygren

d.balis_99, jano, Babs_77 and makalapua like this

no matter how fucked up you are in your life, just remember your story is still better than twilight

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whispers, DygytAlice, ChrisRota, emma-freitag and makalapua like this

Beds:
A place of sex, sleep and dreams. We spend all day thinking of getting in other people's beds, making dreams come true, so we can sleep in our own beds and dream of it again. These beds are powerful things!

whispers, purplefury, rika.sato, ChrisRota, supermom, anthonymangham, Babs_77, lollip2 and makalapua like this

Do you think Rock N Roll invented drugs, or because of drugs we invented Rock N Roll?

purplefury, supermom, meohmy, Babs_77 and lollip2 like this

the sad truth is that sincerity is constantly doubted in today's society. nobody can receive a compliment, answer a question or have a normal conversation without questioning the other person's motives.

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ChrisRota likes this

in life we do things, some we wish we had never done, some we wish we could replay a million times in our heads. but they all make us who we are and in the end, they shape every detail about us. so just live, make mistakes. but never second guess who you are, where you have been and where it is you are going.

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capricorn, haiden_ and dor1316 like this

poor me poor me pour me another drink...

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misterlab, Remus69, nash, haiden_ and dor1316 like this

IT'S A WILD AND WONDERFUL WORLD, FOLLOW YOUR HEART AND LET THE ADVENTURES UNFOLD

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ChrisRota, robi316, tk93 and EmilyTudor like this

WE ARE ALL BEING JUDGED BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO HAVING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

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mouse, DygytAlice, DivaDeb and lovemychouchou like this

I party like a Rockstar.
Look like a Moviestar.
Play like an Allstar.
F*ck like a Pornstar.
Baby im a Superstar!

Reposted from jennstar83

queen_in_town, jaybyrd, jenjenjen and SSENG0001 like this

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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jaybyrd, jenjenjen, DygytAlice and nash like this

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Woods”

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jenjenjen, SSENG0001, DivaDeb and nash like this

Your
'Recently Used'
emojis tell us more than your bio ever could.

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SSENG0001 likes this

That 3 second lap dance u get at the movies when someone walks by...

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jaybyrd and Remus69 like this

empty your mind of doubt fill your heart with love and always remeber you are one sexy bad ass mother fucker

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supermom likes this

rock, paper, take all your clothes off!

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d.balis_99 and supermom like this

hey
if i lay here
would you lie with me and forget the world..???

Reposted from kaylalovesyou6

DivaDeb likes this

sorry i cant answer my phone now im walking my unicorn

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supermom likes this

you know your in love when you cant fall asleep at night because reality is finally better than your dreams.
~dr. suess

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rika.sato, jenjenjen and RandomHero1981 like this

she was like a rose dipped in poison
-syrup

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It is when I listen, I see many things!

~ diva deb

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Remus69, dor1316, mylisa1970 and meohmy like this

taking your ex back is like trying to put a piece of sh*t back into your asshole

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d.balis_99, arosen, supermom, mylisa1970 and makalapua like this

what if your deja vu was past lives warning you to pay heed to present lessons.

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capricorn, ceciliehoejvan, robi316, pztk, makalapua, carrigan_01 and supermom like this

LiFe'S a BiTcH...sO LeArN hOw To FuCk It!

Reposted from salvatorebabe

robi316 and supermom like this

supercala
fragalistic
expeala
DOPESHIT

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robi316, pztk, makalapua and supermom like this

"When it comes to the past, everyone writes fiction."
- Stephen King

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robi316, pztk, makalapua, supermom and RandomHero1981 like this

If your going to tell me something that might upset me, at least make sure your naked.

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d.balis_99, pztk, supermom, robi316, tk93 and dor1316 like this

Feel free to inject your boobs with plastic, just as long asyou tell everyone your into recycling..

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supermom, robi316 and dor1316 like this

sometimes I sit on my hand till it falls asleep. it's like being intimate with a stranger.

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supermom and robi316 like this

Those that say love is not enough cannot know the meaning, Love becomes an addiction which you will always want more, True love becomes the heroin your body and mind hurts without out it, If you can walk away from it, You got some bunk shit!

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rika.sato, foenix, nash, carrigan_01 and ChrisRota like this

I'm sick of following my dreams. I am going to ask them where there going and hook up with them later...

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AbbyPenguins, allieo27, arosen, supermom, nash and ChrisRota like this

Feel free to inject your boobs with plastic, just as long asyou tell everyone your into recycling..

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nash likes this

Looking into a person's head is like looking into a wash machine with clothes in it, the clothes are thoughts of people there trying to make like new, better , clean versions. what you got to realize is there just some stains that won't come out.

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nat13, AbbyPenguins and ChrisRota like this

Cute as a button, they tell me. Personally I don't think buttons are that cute. But they definitely do a job, I don't mind being the button that hold up your pants, but be careful of my friend zipper, he's pretty fly.

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AbbyPenguins likes this

dear friend, lol...if you look closely lol Is a cannon pointed at your face.
lol...lOl...lol

allieo27, ChrisRota and haiden_ like this

A hater will see you walk on water, and say, it's because you can't swim.

supermom, haiden_, Jacob_Dallas, dor1316, styxx, Deborah.A, annairie, BlackHorse and meohmy like this

The countless measures you take, show your love for someone. Not the Times you talked about them.

carrigan_01, haiden_, Jacob_Dallas, sohacosm, styxx, annairie and meohmy like this

My face may look all fucked up, but, I'm proud, it's the only one I have. And, for the most part, it attracts the best kind of people, too.

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carrigan_01, mouse, haiden_, misterlab, Jacob_Dallas, sohacosm, PenSword72, annairie and RandomHero1981 like this

A place called the past, can affect your residence in the future.

AbbyPenguins, nat13, haiden_, Jacob_Dallas, sohacosm, foenix and meohmy like this

One night I dreamed I was cactus in your photo, just so I could say I poked you.

AbbyPenguins and supermom like this

Google seems to be the answer to most of my problems, But one thing stays the same. If you want to talk to hot women who will take there clothes off, you need a credit card.

perellano and sohacosm like this

Those that look at the past and reflect on what they could of and should of done , are merely that. A reflection, light shimmer with no afterglow.

AbbyPenguins likes this

To improve your odds with women you must use clothes made from sexy material.

Moon-D likes this

people are always buying more space, bigger houses, cars, offices and plots. You will never own space, it owns you. You will work harder, drive longer and die for this thing called space.

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No I will not have green eggs and ham, But I will eat my cereal from a kollags bag said Sam.

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We reach across our phones in hopes are word's become thoughts that capture souls, We tap the keys with hopes the letters tumble across the heart, We preview and post, In hopes that we capitalized on or emotions. We tap the heart button showing what Bolds have captured are imagination.

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I wonder when I tell people I am having veal, lamb, filet mignon or salmon for dinner if they understand I am eating cat food.

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She was like "put one more finger in".
Then I was like... I only have ten.

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The stare before the kiss

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Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm mad"?

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belive me. you can dance.

love, beer.

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'Yuck! Cupcakes!'
...

said no woman ever.

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Women share the same thoughts that men do, we're all dicks and pussies. But no one wants to puts an end to that sticky situation. Or maybe we just need to get sticky enough to keep our mouths shut.

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The great thing about being human is having feelings, The bad part about being human is being humane with whom you share them with.

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The great thing about books is There's some pretty good pictures.
-George W. Bush

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The trouble with reality is, There's no background music.

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After 12 years of therapy my therapist said something that made me cry, "No habla englase."

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A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.
All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like women too

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When depressed, doctor diagnoses depression, when over excited, doctor diagnoses anxiety. Truth is we don't need a doctor to tell us feelings are hard to deal with.

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Hey, Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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Hey what's on the menu?
ME
-N-
-U-

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I use a Kollegg bag for protection. And that's why they call me King Kollegg.

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Days of summer with camel toes, endless bikinis to end my winter woes, A toast to summer, The end of all clothes!

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I use a Kollegg bag for protection. And that's why they call me King Kollegg.

#kollegg, #bag

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Fricken Frack, Check out her rack, I'm sure I'd get her in the sack, if I had a Kollegg sack.

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Man that stands on toilet, Is high on pot.

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Life's relationships remind me of the airport. We all arrive with baggage expecting no fees, freak out when there is turbulence, and while on the ride we forgot to see the big picture.

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Feel free to inject your boobs with plastic, just as long asyou tell everyone your into recycling..

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Feel free to inject your boobs with plastic, just tell everyone your into recycling..

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I saw moments in the tears on her face, I heard voices that remind me of a place, dreams,songs, a life in years in moments all went wrong, I've spent two years doing what people call moving on, .,.

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hey, who the hell put draino in your deutsche.

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Fricken Frack, Check out her rack, I'm sure I'd get her in the sack, if I had a Kollegg sack.

#kollegg, #bag

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Fricken Frack, Check out her rack, I hope she's checking out my pack. I wonder how many words I'll say before were in the sack.

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My penis just lost his job, he is currently looking for positions to fill. Thank you.

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My penis just lost his job, he is currently looking for positions to fill. Thank you.

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My penis just lost his job, he is currently looking for positions to fill. Thank you.

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My penis just lost his job, he is currently looking for positions to fill. Thank you.

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I sleep knowing dreams are being made, I wake to follow through, I can only make this day possible if you love me too.

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Thrown my heart into wishing well, May all your dreams come true..

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Some people call it "assault" I call it
"Life lesson"

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Did you know if a man buys a woman more then one drink, he expects sex at the end of the night.

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In Colorado it is believed that if you smoke pot, you now are part of the social norm.

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beauty is not caused - it is.

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"Wow, that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly," said no one ever

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Let me tell you a little bit about my background....

Well it's blue

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i mean.. i kind of knew you didn't but yeah...

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Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside.. Unplayed.

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Say whatever you want about me. I'm just going to pee on your front lawn when you're asleep, anyway.

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I could take less selfies. If I was less beautiful.

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small chicken strips

big cock

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My cat is only active at night.

YOU ARE BLOWING MY MIND.

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What happened to a good OL' @SS kicking?

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Black forest Ham, Gouda cheese, romaine, spinach, radish, onion, bacon mayo and ciabatta bread.
Now that you have the keys to my heart, make me a sandwich and I will make love to you long enough to burn all 864 calories.

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let the greatest things in life be the smallest gestures. opening doors for people, opens doors for you in karma.

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I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice

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When people hurt you over and over, think them as sandpaper. They scratch and hurt you. But later, you will be shining and polished, while they end up useless

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If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.

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Not being able to remember the name of something, so you're just like "ITS A WHITE CREAMY LIQUID."

(It was milk guys. Geez )
(I really can't think in mornings...)

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I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for approximately 34 minutes.

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WINE, DINE & 69

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I don't know why everybody keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here.
I never even left.

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The first hangover you have, after you played Pokemon the whole night.

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well behaved woman seldom make history

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In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current.

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Time is the best Teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its Students.

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Okay. I think I've said too much.

Now my notifications tell me that someone 'wanked' my post.

Which makes me horny, by the way.

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Here's A Straw.
=======
Now Suck It Up.

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Evil prevails when good men fail to act.

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A woman spends most of her relationship trying to change a man, Then once married and he changes they divorce because she says: He's not the man I married.

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If I could just walk around with a boner, I wouldn't have to talk. People would just know what's UP.

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Next first date I'm skipping the small talk, I want credit scores and a 10 year background check.

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My phone, computer and my bar tender know what I want, How come the women I talk to don't?

221Bsiobhan, BlackJack83, sohacosm, Moon-D, supermom, pztk and Luenchen like this

My phone, computer and my bar tender know what I want, How come the women I talk to don't?

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No big fireworks last night? I still have the biggest one oh, in my pants. Hope you had a Good 4th!

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I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what?
I'm in your driveway.

Vroom, Vroom motherfucker.

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? ??
???????
??????
???????

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I found meaning again hidden deep between her thighs.

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I'm just waiting for Morgan Freeman to walk into my life and explain everything.

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DON'T WORRY
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME

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Erotic is using a vacuum, Kinky is using a gas blower.

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Are you tired of being home alone watching reruns of law and order, family guy and game off thrones? Well now there's Bold! Packed with friends, deep thoughts and addiction to write as many posts, like others and be inspired! Sorry, ignore button not included. Try BOLD for free today. (warning: friend not included but we'll be based on post.)

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The following positive results are brought to you by, ATTITUDE. the maker of well being products and sponsored by friends everywhere.

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I'm looking for women for my low budget movie. Audition is at 4pm, Bring camera, lingerie, beer and lotion.
Thanks

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Character is like a tree and a shadow, The shadow is what we think of it , and the tree is the real thing.
-Abe Lincoln

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Character is like a tree and a shadow, The shadow is what we think of it , and the tree is the real thing.
-Abe Lincoln

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Character is like a tree and a shadow, The shadow is what we think of it , and the tree is the real thing.
-Abe Lincoln

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The best of fashion is in the nude, Where are scars and beauty marks become trade marks of who really are and can never be replicated on the black market.

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Let music guide your life, Choose the beat your heart will follow.

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Rubber band love: An emotion that stretches til it breaks, Or bounces back to hold loved ones close in place.

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Crazy Train.
______________
----------------

The ultimate Loco-motive.

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We always feel what we hear. But never touch what we see.

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It's funny when a sign in front of a rehab center says: KEEP OFF GRASS!

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Plan
B

the one you use when plan A really wasn't a plan.

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Deep breath, Close eyes,
smile like a doughnut.

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The stars and moon have aligned.
I was looking at a woman's beautiful moon, when her boyfriend made me see stars..

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When depressed, doctor diagnoses depression, when over excited, doctor diagnoses anxiety. Truth is we don't need a doctor to tell us feelings are hard to deal with.

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Man that stands on toilet, Is high on pot.

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I'm a boob and butt man myself, since most girls have those , things seem to work in my favor.

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I like incense and candles that smell like food...light it in the morning and everyone wakes up with false hopes.

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why do people scratch and then smell? why do we turn down the radio or tv when we smell something?

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The shit you hear about me,
may be true,
then again it might be as FAKE,
as the bitch who told you.

- Lil wayne

Reposted from anonymous

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books
are
drugs

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Life's relationships remind me of the airport. We all arrive with baggage expecting no fees, freak out when there is turbulence, and while on the ride we forgot to see the big picture.

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I took a pull to get rid of this, psychotic colors and people's rants and post. I did not know there was a pull to make us all this happy on BOLD, if this doesn't work some of us will be happy on BAIL.

#happypill

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I don't have a huge ego, I have a huge penis. The man said to the mosquito sucking his cock.

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Life's relationships remind me of the airport. We all arrive with baggage expecting no fees, freak out when there is turbulence, and while on the ride we forgot to see the big picture.

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Expectations are like demographics, You get what you see.

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Choose your day, or just make mine.

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Just got a booty call from life , apparently it wants to keep fucking me !!

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some people just need a high-five. in their face. with a chair.

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