scc38's Posts

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep.

9 hours if you're ugly.

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If she uses 2ply toliet paper, she really better than you think and you better appreciate her.

You remind me of a no thanks.

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Don't expect me
to play my part
when you have
other women auditioning
for the role.

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Sex in the shower is overrated

I'm good at making life decions, like how i ration the single packet of hot sauce when you have a 3pc snack box and fries.

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

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My girlfriend says that I only have two faults...

...I don't listen, and something else.

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I am not a normal broke.

I am a high-class broke.

I am
broqué.

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Dogs can be our best friends, but a cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is

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Her: Are you single?

Him: yeah, im single.

Her: Do all the women in your life know you're single?

I learned i will never live up to my greatest potential until I stop living out my potential vicariously thru other ppl.

F*ck being positive today. If someone so much as blink wrong they catching these hands.

On sight!

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Does anyone here have knowledge with SEP IRA's?

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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Although frowned upon, its not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.

UserOne likes this

Weed is the bacon of plants.

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Your first mistake
was thinking
that I'm one of
your sheep.

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Life's not a bitch.
Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cause she won't let you get that pussy.

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We are living in the age of global warming and human coldness.

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Enzymes in raw food provide a jump start to the digestive process reducing stress on the body, conserving the body's own supply of enzymes.

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Many of us ingest antibiotics daily without realizing it, in the meat and dairy products of farm animals.

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"Never Eat Alone"

It's a business metaphor. For Life

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I'm not living up to my sinning potential as of late.

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never underestimate the soothing power of a night walk. the winds are much more therapeutic than your shrink.

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If you had a bad day, don't take it out on me.

Unless we're both naked.

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I like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it

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I like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it

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I slept with your mom!
I slept with your mom!
I slept with your mom!

Shut up dad, you're drunk!

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Some days I just want somebody to hug me and say, "I know it's hard. You're going to be okay. Here's coffee and 6 million dollars."

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Modern medicine only treats the symptoms and not the underlying cause.

The underlying causes being poor nutrition.

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Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernnels.

My cremation is going to be epic!

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Yoga is for everyone

No one is too old,
too stiff, too fat or thin or tired.

- B.K.S. Iyengar

#yoga, #bksiyengar, #yogis, #yogis4life

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Network
Get up early
Stay focued
Watch Less TV
Read more books
Avoid time wasters.
Invest in your health
Take calculated risks
Write down your goals
Work smarter not harder
Do somethin U believe in

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Pay every debt, as if God wrote the bill.

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This killing them with kindness is taking way too long.

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Love is saying
"I know you're a fucking psycho manic but I'm willing to work
with that."

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Most people have X's

I have a bunch of Y's & WTF's

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Pay every debt, as if God wrote the bill.

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Life is too ironic to fully understand.
It takes sadness to know what happiness is. Noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.

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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Dont chase people.

Work hard and be you. The right people who belong in your life will come find you and stay.

Do your thing.

#quotes, #positive, #morning, #goodvibes, #om, #sutras, #mantra, #love, #life, #lastwords

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Do Shit That Matters With People That Matter.

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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A weak man cant love a strong woman.

He wont know what to do with her.

#FactsofLife

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Ladies...

Ever had a man pray for you? Ask you if you needed anything? If you were safe?

#WomansWorth #Royalty

One of the most cruel acts that a human can do to another human, is to cause a person to lose hope.

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I love when ppl annoy the f*ck out of you over petty shit.

you my friend are the real MVP

Once you become fearless, life becomes limitless.

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Friend Zone:

A place that women send good guys to become assholes.

May I never forget on my best day that I need God as desperately as I did on my worst day.

Dont leave this earth having let everyone use you but but God...

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I dont have a long list of ex lovers...

They still love me :)

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DNG,

Name the fragrance that a man/woman wears that sends you insane...

DNG:

Name some positive things that your Ex taught you that has made you a better person today...

females dont realize we treat them how we perceive them.

you set your own value, we just act accordingly.

I truly regret accidentally looking at your face because now you are talking to me.

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do
not
let
them
drag
you

down

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That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

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Sometimes you have to destroy something to create something new.

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I made three mistakes:

~believing you
~believing in you
~believing you believed in me

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I wish the voices in my head would at least take turns.

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He who does not feel me is not real to me.

#Est1938

What does the word "Fleek" Mean?

i feel so disconnected

When i need to release stress and yoga doesnt solve the problem, I go to the gun range.

Any small business owners here?

Are there any fellow members that enjoy Yoga?

I have no problems supporting black owned businesses.

i just need black businesses to give quality services once they get my money.

Good morning

Coffee
or
Tea

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all i want for xmas is a few more shares of apple...

is that too much to ask?

Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

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Are you a

Texter
or
Talker??

Praying
For
Ferguson

What is your favorite food that you love to eat on
Thanksgiving?

Am i the only one that gets excited about buying a new toothbrush?

JodieT likes this

Dont use the bathroom in your dreams...

its a setup!!!

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Looking for a date to join me at the Knicks vs 76ers game on 11/22 @ 730pm

Any takers?

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

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Went to the strip club and ive seen more skin and better moves on south beach...

no fucks were record on this night.

Sometimes life will fuck you and you'll just have to change positions and enjoy it somehow...

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ladies, if you think your man is cheating take him to that bitch's frontdoor and see if his wifi connects automatically

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You cant receive anything new if your hands are full with junk from your past.

Live and let go.

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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The most amazing people are the ones that don't speak much, but when they do, they shut up a lot of mouths.

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I give thanks to God for everything i have.

i dont want him to repo my blessings bc i got cocky...

Orange, United States

#repo, #givethanks, #thankgod, #morninghumor

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Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

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skinny light skin niggas with tats look like Wiz Khalifa.

the dark skin niggas look like lil wayne

Kanye Shrug*

I need a morning running partner...

Anyone interested???

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women love taking showers in boiling hot water because it reminds them of where they came from... hell

Fuck I look like arguing with a chick that cant get shit in her name but Instagram or Facebook...

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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Never, ever, ever, ever, underestimate your frienemies*

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Never, ever, ever, ever, underestimate your frienemies*

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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What is your most challenging task as you transition into a healthier lifestyle?

A) improving my eating habits (portion control and healthier options)

B) finding a loyal support group that keeps you motivated.

DADS

A sons first hero.

A daughters first love.

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Promises &
Pie crust are meant to be broken.

Are there any certified nutritionist around?

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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I have profound thoughts in the shower.

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•Rich people plan for three generations.

•Poor people plan for Saturday Night.

I slept and dreamt that life was joy.

I awoke and saw that life was service.

I acted and behold, service was joy.

I slept and dreamt that life was joy.

I awoke and saw that life was service.

I acted and behold, service was joy.

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Simple questions deserves simple answers.

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Some things are just not important.

#factsonly

Someone just called me normal.

I have never been so insulted in my entire life!

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What TV series has the best theme music?

You can do very little alone, but you can do a lot with others.

#factsonly

6 secrets to Weight Loss:

• Focus on your health
• Love yourself
• Educate yourself
• Change your frame of mind
• Change your lifestyle
• Keep inspired

150,000 people are diagnosed annually with colon cancer in the United States.

Nearly 56,000 die from it each year

#cancersuck, #coloncancer

Colon cancer, also known as colorectal cancer, is the second leading cause of cancer deaths in both men and women.

East Orange, United States

#cancer, #fuckcancer, #coloncancer

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Information
Changes
Situations

#quotes, #mantra, #positive, #knowledge

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Dont be scared to walk alone.

Dont be scared to like it.

Dont be afraid of failure

This is the way to succeed.

Dont follow a path

Make your own.

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Your love makes me strong.

Your hate makes me unstoppable.

Courage
Makes
History

Dreams are meant to be lived!

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Whose life is being changed because of your existence?

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Invest
In
Your
Mind!

Its nessaccary to cut the losers out of your life if you want to live your dream.

I want to be Fucked, Fed and put to Bed!

#sex, #food, #sleep

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Most people have a regulator between their mind and mouth that modulates their brutish sentiments and spiniest impulses.

Not me.

You just created a whole new direction on the compass!

It's called:
The fuck away
from you.

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When I die I want my last words to be...

I left a million dollars under...

#lastwords, #treasurehunt, #dyingwords, #lol, #deathbed

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Material possessions often clutter life rather than enrich it.

East Orange, United States

#life, #materialism, #stressless, #peaceful

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I am a recovering Assaholic!

#asshole, #angry, #rehab, #dontpushme

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Im convinced that some women dont fart.

They just hold it in and it comes out as drama!

#drama, #women, #misunderstanding, #clueless

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When "talking" to someone, always make sure you are on the same page and dont just have the same book.

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Always love a women for her personality.

They have like 10, so you can choose.

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people thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect guy...
hell no, every girls dream is to eat without getting fat.

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A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

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Its crazy how a chick will let you see her butt ass naked

before she lets you see her real hair.

When giving reality a blow job, make sure to swallow please.

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Continue to share your heart with people, even if was broken.

#love, #goodvibes, #heart, #staypositive

When the past calls let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say!

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We all have that one person who really fucked us over.

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#Virgo has a hard time finding someone who measures up to their high standards.

East Orange, United States

#virgo, #highstandards, #est1938

I fell in love with your personality. Your looks are just a bonus.

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Respect old people.

They gratuated school without Google and Wikipedia.

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Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirtation

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the problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

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Boobs are the proof that men can focus on 2things at once

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This year I must find a girl who loves me back,

but please, don't let it be my mom!

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i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

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looking for my own version of Angela Ahrendts...

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The worst
distance between two people is misunderstanding •

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

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Hold your breath and wait until I give a damn.

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My snow globe is broken.

Everytime I shake it only shows the words

"This Fucking Idiot"

#crystalball

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i don't have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long.

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This year I will try not to lose my motivation while losing weight.

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Love doesn't require batteries... but orgasims do!

I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Its mostly grapes. Actually, its all grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, I'm having wine for dinner.

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

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IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

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YOLO

you only live online

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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WRITE SOMETHING
DRAW SOMETHING
SING SOMETHING
COOK SOMETHING
BUILD SOMETHING
SEW SOMETHING
MAKE SOMETHING

BUY NOTHING

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I miss the old me, the really old me, the one that used to give a shit.

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5 kinds of fear

1. panic
2. terror
3. 15 missed calls from mom
4. "we need to talk"
5. "wrong password"

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HIRE THE PERSON MORE CAPABLE THAN YOU ARE.

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BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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If you were born in September, it's pretty obvious that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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I'd be up for drinking enough to tolerate sex with you tonight

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teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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No legacy is so rich as honesty.

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Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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I need a woman like Dagny Taggert in my life...

The most difficult part about walking away from someone is realizing that they don't care enough to attempt to stop you.

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I love You

You Love Me

GOD Loves Us

I Love That!

The next time someone sends you a pic of them holding money ask for a bank statement.

If it takes longer than 3 mins, they're on Google Images searching hard.

Couples were often given ecstasy during marriage counseling in the 1970s to help strengthen communication.

#factsonly

out of all the lies i've told, 'just kidding!' is my favourite.

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This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

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Male dolphins have been known to separate female dolphins from their families and deny them food until they agree to mate.

#factsonly

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I put redbull in my coffee this morning instead of water.
And now I can see noises.

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you are very powerful, provided you know how powerful
you are.

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Two-thirds of the world's lawyers live in the United States.

#FactsOnly

Women are more likely to fall in love with someone who actually makes them feel better about themselves.

#FactsOnly

I once stole a man's date by showing her my bank statement.

#factsonly

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Worried I am wasting my life worrying about wasting my life.

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ARCHITECT
OF MY
OWN

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Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while you are waiting.

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One of life's greatest mysteries:

Do women fart when they pee?

Women are like Google, they start guessing before you even finish the sentence

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Let's not spoil our great sex with relationship

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$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them$

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The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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Don't feel
so special
My Ex
fucks
everyone

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I Lost Friends When They Lost Focus

There are two kinds of people in the world: Givers and Takers.
• • •
The Takers may eat better but the Givers sleep better.

I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic.

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• When You Give Your Time To Someone And They Don't Appreciate It, Send Them A Bill •

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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

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Being Broke is Childish...

Grow Up and Spend Responsibly!

• All I want is love and hot meals for life! •

• I Crave A Different Kind Of Buzz •

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Everyone has a price...

You just have to find out what it is.

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BACTERIA
THE
ONLY
CULTURE
SOME
PEOPLE
HAVE

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NO WIRE HANGERS...

EVER!!!

Once a day your immune system destroys a cell that would have become cancer if it lived!

Nobody ever complains about someone who listens too much.

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•Average people have Hopes & Dreams

•Confident people have Goals & Plans

#motivation

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Reposted from nelis

THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

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You're
somebody's
reason to
masturbate •

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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"Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you COFFEE which is about the same thing".

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Fuck excuses!

Learn to
admit when
you fuck up!

just saying...

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The difference between 'like', 'love', and 'in love', is the same as the difference between 'for now', 'for a while' and 'forever' •

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Know the
rules well,
so you can break them effectively •

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If you don't like the rules..
make new ones •

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Start
each day
like it's your birthday..
even if it's only Monday •

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My girl aint allowed to watch "Scandal".

What she trying to do, embrace the concept of being a sidechick and lose her faith in real men.

Not today my Queen!

Silence is golden,
unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.

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You'll be surprised by what can happen when you have no alternative except to succeed.

Jesus loves you.

Everyone else thinks you are an idiot.

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I don't care about:
• age
• weight
• sexuality
• height
• gender
• skin color
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you

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i got 99 problems and 86 of them are comletely made
up scenarios in my head that i'm stressing about
for absolutely
no logical reason.

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I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

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STOP PRESSING REPLAY ON THE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DELETED FROM YOUR LIFE

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my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

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sometimes you have to be your own hero and save your own heart

because sometimes the people you cant imagine living without

can live without you.

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Vodka is not the Lord!

are you sure?
they are both invisible and have a hand in unexplained pregnancies.....

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Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary.

Future and Hope have been removed...

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Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary.

Future and Hope have been removed...

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Money is not everything. Money can buy a house, but not a home. Money can buy a clock, but not time. Money can buy a position, but not respect. Money can buy insurance, but not safety. Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.

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Let's fuck the sad out of each other.

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If you try to be something you're not - you'll end up being nothing

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what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

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[P]erson

[I]n

[M]anagement

[P]osition

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Do You Have A Life Mantra?

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Dont Be Good...

Be Great!

I have
"GREAT"
people around me.

I have family, friends and a STRONG foundation.

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones
-John Lennon

Reposted from crispybacon

Let
Me
Be
Great

Do you know
someone
effected by
Breast
Cancer?

Yes or No

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The true meaning of

"Love, Respect & Loyalty"

have been watered down over the years.

The more I paint, the more I like everything.

Jean-Michel Basquiat

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Wealth needs a purpose greater than big houses and flashy cars.

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

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Everyone
wants to be
remembered
for something..
I just want to be remembered
by you •

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TEQUILA:

Deleting memories since 1762 •

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The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

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a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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If you ever thought you were too small to make an impact, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room...

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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secret to stay young:

live honestly, eat slowly
and lie about your age.

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