libu's Posts

I want to quit all my bad habits

but nobody likes a quitter

#bad, #habit, #quit, #continue, #life, #decision

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Glucose Guardian is the gender neutral term for Sugar Daddy.

#sugar, #daddy, #cool, #glucose, #sweet, #money, #luxury, #women

meohmy, juliettebravo, PaxtonTheGoat, MyM, Shea, prubton and Authlander like this

reposted by prubton

be okay with not being okay.

I hate to act like an adult.

#adult, #life, #okay, #grownup, #reality, #hard

purplechill and Campo like this

sacrifice quantity for quality

purplechill likes this

thirsty
hungry
horny

#thirsty, #hungry, #horny

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Das Leben ist ein ständiges Geben und Nehmen. Man übernimmt sich, man übergibt sich.

#leben, #übergeben, #übernehmen, #überleben

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you are not the man I waited for.

you are better.

#love, #man, #woman, #hope, #good, #better, #best, #dream

Je schlechter es dir geht, desto besser musst du dich kleiden.

Sitze jetzt im perlenbestickten Glitzerkleid im Büro..

#kleidung, #laune, #büro, #outfit, #glitzer, #alltag

prubton likes this

Was sagt man zu einem Inder, der stolpert?

Fall nicht Hindu!

#flachwitz, #inder, #achtung, #obacht, #lachen, #stolpern

niemo and upupandaway like this

Hey, heisst du Frühling?

Nee, wieso?

Weil du bald kommen wirst!

#flirtenkannich

#flirt, #frühling, #sonne, #orgasmus, #gefühle, #liebe

niemo likes this

Du hast ne Figur wie eine Kirchenglocke.

Dafür entschuldigst du dich sofort!

Parding. Pardong.

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Wenn ich meiner Nichte Geld gebe, habe ich es dann vernichtet?

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reposted by prubton

Mit dir kann man echt nicht sachlich diskutieren!

Willst auch ein Glas Wein?

"Bitte Hand vor den Mund beim Husten", sagt Mama. Der Kleine so: "Wieso? Mach ich doch beim Pupsen auch nicht!"

niemo and prubton like this

body type: does workouts but definitely loves sweets

#sweets, #calories, #diet, #sport, #gym, #fit, #fat, #food, #love

aana likes this

you are really hard to hate

#you, #me, #forget, #forgive, #love, #hate, #true, #honest, #feelings

janem803, purplechill and niemo like this

live fast

die young

#die, #live, #young, #old, #life, #death, #reality, #drugs, #dream, #fantasy, #sense

purplechill likes this

sometimes the worst place you can be is in your own head

#head, #overthinking, #thougts, #fantasy

purplechill and emiledi77 like this

Can you desire what you already have?

#desire, #love, #passion, #life, #sex, #partner, #relationship

emiledi77 likes this

teamwork makes the dream work

#team, #dream, #work, #hope

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reposted by emiledi77

You're the sincere happiness behind all my smiles.

#smile, #happy, #happiness, #joy, #love, #fun

emiledi77 and Sunshine123 like this

All of me loves
all of you

#love, #valentinesday, #you, #me, #couple, #team, #strong

purplechill, emiledi77, niemo, MaScho and Sunshine123 like this

Thirsty Thursday

The only thing I throw back is coffee.

#throwback, #thursday, #coffee, #week, #hashtag, #thirsty, #cheers

Fionacatherine and emiledi77 like this

I don't like small talk.
I wanna talk about magic, sex, vegetarian food, dreams, the meaning of life, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, lies people tell, your insecurity and fears.
I like people with depth who speak with emotion from a twisted mind.

#smalltalk, #whatsup, #serious, #talk, #sense, #chat, #life, #dream, #hope, #real

gkarun7, purplechill, mizim, Querencia, Authlander, emiledi77 and Sunshine123 like this

I'm very much down to earth.

Just not this earth..

#earth, #realistic, #lifted, #high, #down, #world, #life

purplechill, emiledi77, niemo and Sunshine123 like this

If I sleep with my contact lenses would my dream be in HD?

#eyes, #dream, #sleep

prubton, purplechill, emiledi77, niemo and Sunshine123 like this

Sex can be about both: wanting and not wanting. It's a war between the intellect and instinct, between shame and desire.

- Noah Solloway in "The Affair", Season 3

#affair, #sex, #desire, #want, #dream, #wish, #love, #passion

emiledi77 likes this

You are damn near perfection

#perfection, #love

Fionacatherine, Sunshine123 and emiledi77 like this

You hurt a woman over and over again and expect her to stay?
Who do you think you are? Menstrual pain?

#woman, #pain, #hurt, #menstruation, #period, #female, #idiot

emiledi77 and Sunshine123 like this

It doesn't take much to make me happy.

Anything with love will do.

purplechill, Dwell, emiledi77 and Sunshine123 like this

It's been a long week.

- me, in the middle of Wednesday

#week, #survivor, #wednesday, #motivation

emiledi77, whatever., Sunshine123 and Authlander like this

I never finish anyt

Shea, PenSword72, a_mars_bar, niemo, emiledi77, redikryeziu and masacukas like this

reposted by masacukas, redikryeziu and emiledi77

life's 3 best teachers:

heartbreaks
empty pockets
failures

#life, #failure, #learning, #heart, #break, #poor, #rich, #happy

emiledi77, Dwell and Sunshine123 like this

How to 'day'

6 am wake up
7 am still snooze
8 am quickly check social media
5.30 pm already dark

Dwell, Sunshine123 and emiledi77 like this

Nicht siegen ist wichtig, sondern dabei sein
und gewinnen

#gewinnen, #siegen, #wettkampf, #teilnehmen

campino, emiledi77 and niemo like this

Rotebeetekäpchen und der vegane Wolf.

- Bülent Ceylan

#märchen, #rotkäppchen, #vegan

campino, Dwell, Parole and emiledi77 like this

I don't always smile.

But when..
I don't.

#bitchy, #resting, #face, #smile, #grumpy

emiledi77, Dwell and Sunshine123 like this

My favorite colors:
black
light black
medium black
dark black
pastel back
neon black
off black
matte black
black on black
oh
and noir!

#black, #colors

PenSword72, Parole, emiledi77, whatever. and Dwell like this

Im Zweifel für den Zweifel

#zweifel

Parole, lifeinskiboots, emiledi77, niemo and campino like this

I miss you even when I'm not horney

#horney, #happy, #desire, #love, #you, #me

upupandaway, Parole, emiledi77 and niemo like this

you can be part of the problem or part of the solution

#problem, #solution, #choice, #chance, #part, #decision

upupandaway and emiledi77 like this

Thanks for letting me know how wonderful life is!

#life, #wonderful, #happy, #love, #enjoy, #reality

purplechill, Dwell, emiledi77 and aana like this

abgefuckt aber gutherzig.

#hart, #aber, #herzlich, #fuck, #gut

PenSword72, campino, emiledi77, Authlander and niemo like this

Is love meant to be an adventure?

#love, #adventure, #journey, #question, #ready, #life

emiledi77, niemo and purplechill like this

You're like a mix of cocaine and gun powder. You rock my world. Bam!

#love, #power, #bam, #cocaine, #drug, #energy, #gun

Fionacatherine, emiledi77 and Dwell like this

A magnet has two poles. Your goal is to attract the right people and repel the rest!

#magnet, #pole, #wrong, #right, #chance, #choose, #choice

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I like you. A lot. You make me happy. You make me laugh. I think your freaky. And so beautiful. My happymaker. Your smile alone can make my day.

#like, #love, #smile, #laugh, #happy, #freaky, #beautiful, #life

janem803, upupandaway, purplechill, Authlander, emiledi77 and niemo like this

Your dress is too short.

"Thanks. The designer used your dick for inspiration."

#dress, #fashion, #smart, #bitch, #dick, #designer

purplechill, emiledi77 and Dwell like this

I wonder if the clothes in China
say, 'made around the corner'.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

purplechill and emiledi77 like this

Life is like a camera.
Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, take another shot.

Reposted from Dwell

purplechill and emiledi77 like this

Wir haben zwei Ohren und einen Mund - in diesem Verhältnis sollten wir sie auch nutzen.

#ohren, #mund, #zuhören, #reden, #sympathisch

bold, masacukas, violadashx, nightwalker, PenSword72, S3v3n, perellano, Shea, DaniGrob, mediadeo and 7 others like this

reposted by boldolicious, Dwell and AtLas

I'm worried about the future while fucking with the past.

#future, #past, #present, #worry, #sorrow, #fuckedup

Dwell and emiledi77 like this

A day without sunshine is like

night

#day, #night, #time, #sun, #sunshine, #light, #summer

Tanascha, purplechill, emiledi77 and Fionacatherine like this

If the weekend had a face I would cover it with kisses

#weekend, #love, #kiss, #happy

emiledi77 and Fionacatherine like this

Happiness is a fulltime job.

I'm overworked but I like it!

#happiness, #job, #overworked, #happy, #love, #life, #workaholic

emiledi77 likes this

alcohol makes you feel the way you should feel without alcohol

#alcohol

emiledi77 likes this

Some people never go crazy. What horrible lives they must lead!

#crazy, #life, #adventure, #boring, #people

Tanascha, emiledi77 and Authlander like this

put your faith in something unkown

#faith, #trust, #risk, #future, #unknown, #brave, #strong

mizim, Fionacatherine and emiledi77 like this

life happens

coffee helps

#life, #coffee, #caffeine, #wakeup, #tired, #calmdown, #enjoy

upupandaway, Tanascha, purplechill, niemo, SourceBlack and emiledi77 like this

Everybody has a beautiful side? I guess I just met a circle..

#beautiful, #people, #strange, #date, #different, #taste

SourceBlack and emiledi77 like this

the path to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem

#peace, #harmony, #fuckit, #problem, #idontcare, #dalailama, #pray

Tanascha and emiledi77 like this

simple things always become complicated when you expect too much

#simply, #life, #easy, #complicated, #expectations

Tanascha, emiledi77, niemo, Authlander and Parole like this

Es kommt anders, wenn man denkt.

#denken, #nachdenken, #mitdenken

Tanascha, Parole, emiledi77 and niemo like this

Die Welt zerbricht jeden, und nachher sind einige an den zerbrochenen Stellen stark.

- Ernest Hemingway

#poet, #weisheit, #leben, #welt, #wachsen, #erfahrung

Parole, emiledi77 and niemo like this

are we here at wishyouwhat?

emiledi77 and mylisa1970 like this

my concealer needs concealer

#tired, #makeup, #hungover, #eyes, #fake, #concealer

purplechill, Fionacatherine, naebitnae and emiledi77 like this

reposted by emiledi77

another day not in paradise

#paradise, #wish, #dream, #wakeup, #reality

niemo, purplechill and emiledi77 like this

wake me up when it's summer..

#summer, #heat, #warm, #sweat, #sun, #season

niemo, purplechill, emiledi77 and kuchekesha like this

Meine hohen Erwartungen machen mich jedes mal aufs Neue unglücklich.

- übertriebene Erwartung

#teufelskreis, #gesellschaft, #erwartung, #selbstkritik

emiledi77, niemo and Parole like this

Die Liebe zwischen zwei Menschen ist größer als sie selbst.

#liebe, #glaube, #menschen, #zweisamkeit, #hoffnung

Tanascha, purplechill, niemo, emiledi77 and Parole like this

$People think being in love make them whole. I think you have to be whole first before you're able to fall in love. And love fractured you. In love you're cracked open.$

#love, #half, #whole, #emotion, #feel, #alone, #together

purplechill, mizim, Fionacatherine, emiledi77 and niemo like this

Be independent but willing to depend on others.

#independent, #strong, #trustful, #confident

mizim, Fionacatherine, emiledi77 and niemo like this

müde.
müder.
ich.

#mondayblues, #müde, #superlativ

campino, emiledi77, niemo and Parole like this

reposted by LauCloud73

Man soll Äpfel nicht zu Bananen legen, die planen sonst ein Komplott.

#apfel, #banane, #obst, #komplott, #wortspiel, #nachspiel, #dessert, #kompott

PueppiRazza, campino, prubton, emiledi77, niemo and Parole like this

reposted by prubton

Über den Tellerrand schauen, um zu sehen, wo man gekleckert hat.

#weisheiten, #essen, #tellerrand, #rebell, #kleckern, #krümeln

upupandaway, Tanascha, prubton, emiledi77, niemo and Parole like this

love is..
the opposite of fear

#love, #fear, #hate, #brave, #enjoy, #overthinking, #feel

emiledi77 and niemo like this

technically single

emotionally unavailable

emiledi77 and niemo like this

ctrl + alt
delete my fat

emiledi77 and kuchekesha like this

reposted by emiledi77

#bullshit, #nonesense, #blah

emiledi77, kuchekesha and niemo like this

Just replace "fuck you" with "ok, great".

Makes no sense.

Tanascha, Fionacatherine and emiledi77 like this

I drank so much vodka last night that I am having a Russian accent today..

#vodka, #russia, #hungover, #alcohol

purplechill, naebitnae, Fionacatherine and emiledi77 like this

What I like?
sun
smell after rain
rainbows

mizim, emiledi77, Sunshine123 and niemo like this

Mentally on vacation

#vacation, #holiday, #break

niemo, Sunshine123, emiledi77 and Authlander like this

It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check Facebook, Instagram, tumblr and one full season on Netflix real quick..

#facebook, #instagram, #tumblr, #twitter, #netflix, #sociamedia, #online

naebitnae, emiledi77, Authlander, niemo and Sunshine123 like this

When you're stalking someone on Facebook and accidentally like a photo..

#facebook, #stalker, #like, #dislike, #mobile, #research

emiledi77 and niemo like this

When you just want one potato chip but end up eating the whole bag

#cantstop, #addicted, #eat, #chips

emiledi77 and niemo like this

If there was a mistake to make, I made it.

emiledi77, niemo and Fionacatherine like this

Does good mood-tea brew for longer result in a better mood?

#mood, #tea, #badday, #happy, #feeling, #sad

emiledi77, naebitnae and Authlander like this

#humor, #sarkasmus, #ironie, #witzig, #langweilig

emiledi77 and niemo like this

My hairstyle today is called
"I tried"

#hair, #hairstyle, #badhairday

Fionacatherine, naebitnae and mylisa1970 like this

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

#fuck, #success, #pregnant, #work, #life, #congrats

naebitnae, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, Authlander and niemo like this

Ich gehe nur in den Zoo wegen der Tofutiere.

#tofu, #zoo, #vegan, #ernährung, #tiere, #moral, #ethik

emiledi77 and niemo like this

I just want someone that will cuddle, lift, eat avocado and have great sex with.

#sex, #lift, #avocado, #love, #cuddle, #together

emiledi77, niemo and Authlander like this

The salad tastes like I'd rather be fat.

(said not me)

#salad, #healthy, #food, #fat, #diet

purplechill, emiledi77 and niemo like this

I'm either...

at the gym

about to go to the gym

thinking about being at the gym

#gym, #workout, #hobby, #gymaholic, #fitness, #sports

purplechill, emiledi77, niemo and Authlander like this

Etwa ein Viertel meiner Gedanken drehn sich um die anderen drei Viertel, die ich nicht verstehe.

Reposted from niemo

Sunshine123 and emiledi77 like this

Love, peace, Attacke!!!

niemo and emiledi77 like this

glücklich unzufrieden

upupandaway, niemo and emiledi77 like this

Was haben Nagellack und Männer gemeinsam?

Frauen gefallen immer die gleichen, bis sie merken, dass sie so einen schon hatten..

#frauen, #männer, #nagellack, #reinfall, #schema, #vorliebe, #geschmack

upupandaway, emiledi77, niemo and MaScho like this

Studies show that if you're scared of spiders you'll find one in your bedroom. Well, I am scared of Javier Bardem..

#spider, #studies, #research, #magic, #beliebe, #scare, #dream

Dwell, prubton, purplechill, Authlander, niemo, emiledi77, A.M. and ErikSmit like this

Ich bin nicht betrunken! Mein Verhalten hat einen spirituosen Hintergrund.

#alkohol, #betrunken, #spirit, #sprit, #saufen, #trinken, #spirituose

mizim, Sunshine123 and niemo like this

Wir suchen doch alle den Einen.

Den einen Lieferdienst, bei dem es schmeckt und schnell geht!

#lieferdienst, #gastronomie, #suche, #liebe, #finden

Parole, niemo and Sunshine123 like this

we all deserve morning sex
and pancakes

#sex, #morning, #wish, #pancakes, #deserve, @authlander

Parole, mizim, purplechill and Authlander like this

Ich bin nicht die, die belogen wird, sondern die, für die es sich zu lügen lohnt.

- Affäre

#affäre, #lügen, #vertrauen, #beziehung, #verrat, #macht

upupandaway, Parole and niemo like this

The best vitamin for being a happy person is B1

#vitamin, #happy, #life

Parole, niemo, Fionacatherine, Authlander and kaylababy like this

Leute, die schweigen, wissen ganz genau, was sie damit sagen wollen.

Reposted from niemo

PenSword72, Parole, Sunshine123 and niemo like this

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

#judge, #prejudice, #cover, #reality, #expect, #risk, #curious

PenSword72, Parole, aana, niemo and Authlander like this

Der Zufall geht Wege, da kommt die Absicht gar nicht hin!

#zufall, #absicht, #schicksal, #wege, #zukunft, #wunsch

perellano, upupandaway, Dwell, kuchekesha, PenSword72, Parole, Sunshine123 and niemo like this

Liebe vs. Partnerschaft

Mal entsteht das eine aus dem anderen, manchmal kommt beides zusammen und mal geht eins verloren.

Ich will beides auf einmal. Für immer. Sofort!

#liebe, #partnerschaft, #beziehung, #single, #vertrauen, #hoffnung

Sunshine123, campino, Dwell, PenSword72, Parole, niemo and hensch like this

I'm a ripe peach, waiting for your teeth to sink into me, letting the sweet juices flow down your chin..

#peach, #love, #desire, #passion, #juice, #hope, #patience, #teeth, #sweet

ErikSmit, Fionacatherine, Authlander, niemo and aana like this

I just wanna have clear skin, perfect nails and abs.

aana, Authlander and purplechill like this

"be strong" is what I actually whispered to my coffee.

upupandaway, ErikSmit, ElfiEdel, Authlander and niemo like this

"Ach"
ersetzt
20 GB Wortschatz

Reposted from niemo

mizim likes this

Wenn man aufhört, auf die anderen zu hören, hört man auf einmal, was man vorher überhört hat.

#hören, #aufhören, #zuhören, #zukunft, #sinn, #selbstbewusstsein

ErikSmit likes this

Sometimes happiness isn't enough for me. I demand euphoria!!

#happiness, #lovelife, #vollhalbherzig, #euphoria

ElfiEdel and Authlander like this

headphones on

world off

#music, #headphones, #reality, #world, #lovelife

PenSword72 and Authlander like this

YOU
are my favorite kind of night

MyM, Dwell, ErikSmit, PenSword72, mizim, ruhip and purplechill like this

life is a parody of itself

..unless you make it serious

ruhip and niemo like this

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up!

#giveup, #bestrong, #quit, #fight, #start, #neverstop, #lovelife

niemo, hensch and Fionacatherine like this

Zun Glück hat WHAM keinen Ostersong!

Dwell, hommage, ErikSmit, hensch and niemo like this

hensch, mizim and Fionacatherine like this

Love.
Blah
blah
blah
Gin.

#love, #drink, #alone, #sad, #happy, #hope, #gin, #alcohol

hensch likes this

The only dates I get are updates!

#dates, #single, #lonely, #relationship, #goals, #tinder

Dwell, ErikSmit, hensch, Fionacatherine and shivam_soni like this

Actually it's easier to say just NO than kind of MAYBE all the time..

hensch, Sunshine123, ruhip and mizim like this

I'm a part of all that I've met.

#experience, #past, #present, #future

flyingwalruses, hensch and Sunshine123 like this

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding the truth.

#illusion, #truth, #lie, #hope, #life, #wise, #learn

hensch, mizim and Sunshine123 like this

I don't believe in god. I don't believe in heaven or hell. I don't believe in the bible.

I just believe, that miracles are possible. And that everything happens for a reason.

And I'm happy with it.

Reposted from Sunshine123

hensch, mizim and Sunshine123 like this

I don't like to think before I speak. But I like surprises - kind of these which are coming out of my mouth..

#surprise, #speak, #listen, #think, #act, #naturally

hensch and Fionacatherine like this

I feel like my motivation is at the bottom of this coffee cup. Hang on while I find it..

#motivation, #coffee, #happy, #search, #hope, #morning, #monday

hensch likes this

Fleisch ist die Zigarette der Zukunft.

Der Genuss wird zur Ausnahme.

#fleisch, #vegan, #gesellschaft, #ernährung, #vegetarisch, #zukunft, #gesund

hensch likes this

Immer wenn ich eine neue Packung Kaffee öffne, wollen meine Augen zu sein und meine Lunge verlangt nach so viel mehr Luft. Mmhhh..

#kaffee, #genuss, #verwöhnaroma

hensch and Sunshine123 like this

3 Stunden Schlaf täglich reichen mir.

Nachts brauche ich allerdings das Doppelte. Mindestens!

#schlaf, #müde, #totarbeiten

upupandaway and hensch like this

The 6 best doctors:

sun
coffee
kisses
weekend
gym
peanutbutter

#doctor, #happy, #healthy, #sun, #kiss, #coffee, #weekend, #gym, #peanutbutter

hommage, hensch, Fionacatherine, Sunshine123 and ruhip like this

sometimes we don't need an advice.

sometimes we just need somebody to listen.

#advice, #friends, #help, #listen, #understanding

upupandaway, Fionacatherine, Sunshine123, ruhip and hensch like this

Dienstag.

Es gibt nur noch 41 von euch dieses Jahr.

#dayaftermonday

#dienstag, #woche, #countdown, #jahr

I would totally go for some YOU
right now!

#you, #love, #crush, #honest, #goforit, #happy, #wish

Dwell, hensch, revolte42, ruhip and Fionacatherine like this

kurze
Rede,
langer
Sinn

#sinn, #rede, #leben, #blödsinn, #sprichwort

revolte42 likes this

Die einen ziehen
Koks, die anderen ziehen Konsequenzen.

#koks, #drogen, #sucht, #konsequenzen, #scheitern

Juli7, hensch, mizim and revolte42 like this

#what, #say, #speechless, #surprise

hensch and revolte42 like this

Seit es das Wort "Dings" gibt, kann ich mich viel besser ausdrücken.

#dings, #grammatik, #deutschesprache, #wortkarg

revolte42, mizim and hensch like this

90% aller Situationen in meinem Leben kann ich mit "Hä?" ganz gut beschreiben.

#hä, #leben, #fragwürdig, #sinnlos, #situation, #fragezeichen

ZeepBella, RentMix, revolte42 and mizim like this

Life is short. There is no time to leave important words unsaid.

Reposted from blackboxmagic

Fionacatherine, purplechill and happyheart like this

You're not just a liar. You're a liar with secrets.

#liar, #secret, #trust, #hope, #failure, #reality, #honest

happyheart likes this

What you don't remember, did not happen.

Reposted from anonymous

eyck, hensch and purplechill like this

People in the gym sometimes lifting phones more than weights.

But that's none of my business.

#idontcare, #weights, #lift, #gym, #fitness, #digitalnatives

hensch likes this

Ich weiß genau, wann ich besser nichts sagen sollte.
Und dann höre ich mich reden..

#klugscheisser, #vorlaut, #besserwisser, #ungeduldig, #reden, #vorschnell

Sunshine123 and revolte42 like this

Ich habe genug von sympathiedämpfenden, maskulinen Individuen mit ausgeprägten Defiziten im Bereich Reife und Empathie.
Es reicht!

#arschloch, #mann, #empathie, #reife, #defizit, #sympathie, #individuum, #hohl

hensch, Sunshine123 and revolte42 like this

Träume können nicht kotzen. Deswegen platzen sie, wenn man sie mit Erwartungen vollstopft.

#traum, #träume, #erwartung, #platzen, #hoffnung, #augenzu

Sunshine123 likes this

Die Hoffnung stirbt nicht. Sie verbündet sich nur mit Realität und haut ab.

#realität, #traum, #wirklichkeit, #hoffnung

upupandaway likes this

I've seen the truth..
and it doesn't make sense.

#life, #sense, #truth, #hurt, #reality, #hope

flyingwalruses, Authlander, Sunshine123 and purplechill like this

Wenn Herzen laut brechen würden,
hätten wir dann nicht alle Ohrenschmerzen?

#herz, #schmerz, #ohr, #liebe, #gefühle, #emotion

Sunshine123 likes this

Vertrauen
ist
meine Mutprobe

#vertrauen, #mut, #stark, #mutig, #mutprobe

campino, Dwell, whatever., niemo, guessulla and Sunshine123 like this

reposted by guessulla

Ich habe zu oft ein Komma gesetzt, wo ein Punkt angebracht war.

#komma, #fehler, #keinzurueck, #punkt, #beziehung, #happyend

Sunshine123 likes this

#traum, #trauma, #mann, #alptraum, #realitaet

Sunshine123 likes this

Ist es nicht, wie man will,
muss man wollen,
wie es ist.

#wille, #hoffnung, #wollen

mizim and Sunshine123 like this

"Liebe gibt es nicht ohne Schmerz", sagt der Hase und umarmt den Igel.

#fabel, #schmerz, #liebe, #hoffnung, #igel, #hase, #glaube

Sunshine123 likes this

Betrunken flirten
ist wie hungrig einkaufen..

#betrunken, #flirt, #flirten, #hungrig, #geil, #lust, #waehlerisch

upupandaway, mizim and Sunshine123 like this

I wanna be someone's fucking FIRST choice.

#priority, #first, #oneandonly, #choice, #love

flyingwalruses and Sunshine123 like this

Dear heart,

there're other men in the world.

Love,
brain

#heart, #brain, #men, #women, #reason, #hope, #fear, #trust

Sunshine123 and Fionacatherine like this

LEARN from the past.

PLAN for the future.

LIVE in today.

#past, #present, #future, #learn, #do, #plan, #live, #life

Sunshine123 likes this

You want to come in my life? The door is open.
You want to get out of my life? The door is open.
Just one request: Don't stand at the door, you're blocking the traffic.

#door, #traffic, #goon, #stay, #go, #love, #leave

upupandaway, Sunshine123 and Fionacatherine like this

Meine misstrauischen Gedanken vermehren sich wie Bakterien in einer Petrischale..

#gedanken, #misstrauen, #bakterien, #angst, #gefuehl, #befuerchtung

Sunshine123 likes this

Beschreibe dein Liebesleben in zwei Worten!

"Mein was???"

#liebe, #liebesleben, #single, #beziehung, #hoffnungslos

Sunshine123 likes this

Let's take a moment and be thankful..

that spiders don't fly.

#spider, #pray, #moment, #truth

prubton, jaybyrd, dor1316, Luenchen, flyingwalruses, Sunshine123 and Fionacatherine like this

reposted by emiledi77

Dear fat, please make your way to my boobs or get the fuck out!

#boobs, #body, #fat, #fuckit, #fitness, #fatness

happyheart and Sunshine123 like this

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad choices.

#reason, #sense, #life, #stupid, #badchoice

Authlander and Sunshine123 like this

Wie ist das eigentlich so mit einem Partner? Was essen die so? Und wie alt werden die überhaupt?

#lebensfragen, #partner, #single, #beziehung, #gewohnheit

Sunshine123 likes this

Wovon ich mir immer zu viel mache, sind Nudeln, Reis und Gedanken.

#gedanken, #nudeln, #reis, #essen, #overthinking

Sunshine123 likes this

Here's to strong women.

May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.

#women

janem803 and Sunshine123 like this

Rise up and attack Monday with enthusiasm!

#monday, #mondayblues, #lovemondays, #newweek, #newgoals, #freshstart, #happy, #lovemyjob, #yooture

Fionacatherine and purplechill like this

People don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk..

Fionacatherine, hensch and emiledi77 like this

overworked and underfucked

worst combination.

#yooture, #lovemyjob

sis likes this

Some people fall in love.

Others jump.

#love, #fall, #jump, #loveatfirstsight, #overreact, #feelings, #emotional

sis likes this

My boyfriend is like a trampoline.

I don't have a trampoline..

#boyfriend, #single, #couple, #trampoline, #bullshit, #hope, #love

Fionacatherine likes this

Ob sich Fehler dabei langweilen, wenn sie uns zum wiederholten Mal passieren?

#fehler

swatchUSA likes this

Ich habe keine kleinen Brüste.

Ich habe einen niedrigen BH-Wert.

#brust, #brüste, #körpchengrösse, #phwert, #bh, #busen

MaScho likes this

Sie sehen müde aus. Darf es ein Kaffee sein?

"Gerne"

Tasse oder Kännchen?

"Wännchen"

#kaffee, #müde

MaScho likes this

Man soll Äpfel nicht neben anderes Obst legen.

"Wieso? Planen die sonst ein Kompott?"

#obst, #apfel, #äpfel, #haushalttipps, #kompott, #dessert

swatchUSA likes this

Wäre ich der Konjunktiv, hätte ich mehr Würde..

#konjunktiv, #hätte, #würde, #könnte, #fahrradkette

Es war mir eine Lehre,
Sie
kennenzulernen.

#einmalundniewieder

#goodbye, #tschüss, #niewieder, #date, #lehre, #ehre, #ausdiemaus

swatchUSA likes this

Scheiße!

"Du musst positiv denken.."

Schöne Scheiße!

#positiv, #denken, #realistisch, #scheisse, #schön

upupandaway likes this

Daily reminder: You're a work-in-progress. You're always growing.

#neverstop, #grow, #hope, #motivation, #workinprogress, #lovelife

sis and Fionacatherine like this

Die Pille danach gibt's rezeptfrei. Ich wäre trotzdem für #KoDaVo statt #PiDaNa

#pille, #schwanger, #unfall, #apotheke

MaScho likes this

Traue niemandem, der in Skinny Jeans auf dicke Hose macht

#vertrauen, #skinny, #jeans, #dickehose, #proll, #poser, #heuchler

I'm much more interesting on the internet

#internet, #interesting, #online, #livesocial, #lovemyjob, #yooture

whatever., SourceBlack, UserOne, Campo, prubton, bold, flyingwalruses and swatchUSA like this

reposted by Campo

we lose ourselves in the things we love.
we find ourselves there, too.

#love, #selfloves, #loseyourself, #lovelife, #vollhalbherzig

hensch likes this

not yet
not yet
not yet
not yet
EAT ME NOW
too late

- avocado

flyingwalruses, hensch and Fionacatherine like this

I promise I'm a lot nicer than my resting gym face.

#gym, #bitchyrestingface, #nice, #workout, #trainhard

bold and hensch like this

I want food, attention and exercise. Basically I'm a puppy.

#food, #attention, #exercise, #gym, #fitness, #workout, #puppy

ErikSmit and hensch like this

Here to pick up weights, not dates.

#weights, #dates, #gym, #fitness, #strong, #heavy

hensch likes this

My boobs aren't small, they're low fat.

#boobs, #lowfat, #fitness, #gym

janem803, LovelyQ, SourceBlack, prubton, flyingwalruses, misterlab, Babs_77, phuamaxx, ruhip, Luenchen and 6 others like this

reposted by hensch

#focus, #concentrate

The gym is my Happy Hour

#gym, #happyhour, #fitness, #lift, #sweat

flyingwalruses and hensch like this

Never mess with a woman who does burpees for fun!

#woman, #fitness, #gym, #burbees, #fun, #workout

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