jazz23's Posts

there is no such thing as free lunch.

CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

stop tik-tok.
read a book.

Fionacatherine and busylizzie like this

sometimes people you love are compatible with someone else.

AndSheCame and swatchUSA like this

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

juliettebravo and karlokoenig like this

reposted by karlokoenig

there are times of daring and there are times of being cautious.
wise man understands which is called for.

#stayhome

juliettebravo, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

you miss 100% germs that you dont meet when you stay
home
-Wayne Gretzky

- Michael Scott

-jazz23

#stayhome

MyM, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

the game is rigged, my friend. and no one seems to notice.

CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

the heart can choke the mind
when all its blood flows back onto itself

FU

CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

don't stop until you have proved a hell lot of motherfuckers wrong !!

springfire and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

CORVUS OCULUM CORVI NON ERUIT

bless me lord for I have sinned. its been a lifetime since i last confessed.

#confession

Fionacatherine likes this

take no shit.
do no harm.

#NoShit

ChrisRota, ZeepBella, springfire, CurrentNobody and karlokoenig like this

crafty and CurrentNobody like this

zodiac sign of some people is "Asshole"

crafty, ZeepBella, CurrentNobody, karlokoenig, NerdWord, UserOne and MyM like this

it is okay if we do not agree on the answer as long as we agree on the question.

#random, #qanda

crafty, bold, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, karlokoenig, lindaann and ChrisRota like this

reposted by karlokoenig

we have most of the qualities we hate in others.

#truthbomb

Krisargent, EelOnMusk, swaggyselena, mad_bad_and..., shankarrkn, IfAnimal, Authlander, streetmedic, JulieanneS, petegutz2 and 26 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Ziya, NailSpeaker, jayfizzzzle and dolly

the emotional baggage of not having something always out weighs having something.

#random, #unsatisfied

crafty, weekender, ZeepBella, Authlander and ChrisRota like this

when you are out there bitchin, whinin, moanin, complainin and cryin..some one out there is not bitchin, whinin, moanin, complainin and cryin but just killin it!

#back2work

UserOne, crafty and weekender like this

it is not what i said that got me in trouble..what got me in trouble was i had the balls to say what no one else had the balls to say.

#cmpunk, #censorship, #uncensorsed

crafty, weekender, Fionacatherine and janem803 like this

make same-sex divorce illegal, then we ll see how bad they want it.

#between2ferns

EmpressTygress, dor1316 and Fionacatherine like this

ask. dont assume.

#ask

crafty, hey.its.mira, UserOne and janem803 like this

just when you are about to curse your life, just remember it is Kismet.

#kismet

crafty, Fionacatherine, EmpressTygress and ChrisRota like this

criminals break the law.
villains make them.

#villain

crafty, Fionacatherine, ChrisRota, karlokoenig, EmpressTygress and hey.its.mira like this

i am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i am all out of bubblegum.

RRP

#rowdy

crafty and hey.its.mira like this

things dont happen to me.
i happen to things :/

#random

hey.its.mira, ZeepBella, ThoughtBoy, ChrisRota and janem803 like this

give a man a mask and he will reveal his true self.

#random, #truth

weekender, hey.its.mira, MyM, juliettebravo and Fionacatherine like this

no good deed goes unpunished.

#dirtydeeds, #alfie

JannatArora, MyM, NerdWord, busylizzie and ChrisRota like this

We have most qualities that we dont like in others.

Reposted from jazz23

#ego

ChrisRota, juliettebravo and jmb like this

i tried to say i loved you but words got into the way.

#gloriaestafan

weekender, hey.its.mira, jmb, SourceBlack, UserOne, busylizzie, ChrisRota, Acataphasja, JannatArora, NerdWord and 3 others like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

love with full volume.

#NoteToSelf, @jmb, @JannatArora, @Fionacatherine, @petegutz2, @MyM, @juneocallagh, @busylizzie

petarrrrr, BerlinGirl2014, hey.its.mira, stargater, karlokoenig, SourceBlack, busylizzie, ChrisRota, ladypoetica, hallowelt and 27 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, FightClub and ChrisRota

sometimes I wonder, is life a multiple choice test or is it a true /false test?

#truefalse, #mcq, #notetoself, @JannatArora, @jmb

jmb, UserOne, busylizzie, ChrisRota, InfluenceNoise, ThoughtBoy, JannatArora and NerdWord like this

reposted by ChrisRota

KEEP
CALM
&
BE
BOLD

#bold

SourceBlack, jmb, UserOne, ChrisRota, comanzatara, janem803 and InfluenceNoise like this

you know whats really odd??

numbers not divisible by 2.

that joke was so bad that i cant even

#repeat, #laughordont, @Fionacatherine

JannatArora, Fionacatherine and janem803 like this

i would love to be hated for being real than to be loved by being fake.

#lovehate

janem803, JannatArora, lindaann, InfluenceNoise and dor1316 like this

my mother got so pissed she asked me if she can abort a child 305 months old !!

#cutemom, #ilovemymom

JannatArora, janem803, annemarit and ThoughtBoy like this

i shall always prefer crotch chops over dabbing !! X

#crotchchops, #dx

ChrisRota and janem803 like this

thank god farting is not contagious like yawning !!

#farts, #yawns, #random

ChrisRota and InfluenceNoise like this

the thing about pain is, it demands to be felt.

#pain, #random

hey.its.mira, dawn16, Stig300, misterlab, jmb, ChrisRota and InfluenceNoise like this

reposted by DarkBlack

it is easier to say "I Love you" when you dont.

jmb likes this

i believe there are 2 kinds of people- those who start the fire and then those who fan it.

#people

none of us change with time.
we fully become who we are.

#iwv, #truth, #random, @jmb

jmb, janem803, dor1316, MyM and InfluenceNoise like this

problems in life dont get solved, they get managed.

MyM, ZeepBella, janem803 and petegutz2 like this

do no harm.
take no s#!t.

sadgirlllll, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, InfluenceNoise, petegutz2 and janem803 like this

you know whats really odd in life ?
numbers not divisible by 2 !

@siouxz

siouxz, FrankFilocamo, ZeepBella and NerdWord like this

i am not perfect.
she is not perfect.
but we are perfect for each other.

#goodwillhunting, #love, @jmb

jmb, dor1316, janem803, FrankFilocamo, swatchUSA and InfluenceNoise like this

hey guys, i am writing a love letter, help me out..
is it
"mother fucker" or
"motherfucker" ??

@siouxz

FrankFilocamo, meohmy and InfluenceNoise like this

when it your turn to give a fuck, dont !!

FrankFilocamo and InfluenceNoise like this

never let your mind give up before your body gives up.

#random

FrankFilocamo, petegutz2, meohmy and swatchUSA like this

love yourself and you ll never be heartbroken !!

ciao.

FrankFilocamo and janem803 like this

eat.
sleep.
conquer.
repeat.

#rituals

FrankFilocamo and janem803 like this

no book can give you as many life lessons as The Godfather trilogy shall !!

#thegodfather

juneocallagh and FrankFilocamo like this

On the platter:
Revenge.

Served:
Cold and Old.

Thank you for visiting.

#menu

juneocallagh, wizeoldsoul, FrankFilocamo and InfluenceNoise like this

"everything changed in an year and also nothing changed"

#dear2018, #change

juneocallagh, wizeoldsoul and FrankFilocamo like this

Be intelligent.

Always remember though, that being kind is better than being smart. :)

Reposted from jazz23

juneocallagh, FrankFilocamo, InfluenceNoise, wizeoldsoul and ThoughtBoy like this

Dear 2018,

I hate you.
I liked 2015 more.
Fuck you!

Regards.

#dear2018

KnightofSIAL, Fionacatherine, wizeoldsoul, ThoughtBoy and FrankFilocamo like this

am I the only one who is getting confused looking at the date today on the phone, that maybe phone reset itself ??

#confused, #happynewyear

wizeoldsoul, swatchUSA and FrankFilocamo like this

we live in an age of "youtube personality" and "instagram celebrity"

being stupid and looking sexy is making celebrities now a days !!

wtf !!

#wtf

comanzatara, dor1316, juneocallagh, wizeoldsoul, GreatSmile and ThoughtBoy like this

do you unlock your phone to see the time and keep it back in your pocket but get the phone out again to look at the time because you forgot the time ?

nope?
me neither.

dor1316, juneocallagh, KnightofSIAL, wizeoldsoul and GreatSmile like this

am i the only one whose 31st Dec evening is as same as any other evening of the year ?

#random

dor1316, juneocallagh, ThoughtBoy, wizeoldsoul and GreatSmile like this

on your last day on earth, the person you have become will meet the person you could have become.

countdown to hell !!

#countdown, @ZeepBella

comanzatara, dor1316, juneocallagh, NerdWord, InfluenceNoise and ZeepBella like this

"why am i not sleepy?"
he wondered while staring at the bright beam of information 8 inches away from his eyes.

(countdown to sleep)

#countdown

dor1316, GreatSmile, janem803 and wizeoldsoul like this

"why am i not sleepy?"
he wondered staring at the bright beam of information 8inches away from his eyes.

#random, #countdown

janem803 likes this

how many LIKES do you think you will get on the selfie of your soul ?

#soul, #think, @wizeoldsoul, @Fionacatherine

ChrisRota, eulekauzig, Bhoomi_Dekate, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, ThoughtBoy, KnightofSIAL, swatchUSA and wizeoldsoul like this

Doubt fucks everything.
Make a belief, stay with it, hold it preciously.
Then somebody sprinkles it with trickle of doubt.
Now watch the belief crumble to the ground.

Me ?
I'am UNFUCKWITHABLE !!

#unfuckwithable

dor1316, janem803 and InfluenceNoise like this

if it involves chemistry and astronomy, count me in !!

#ifitinvolves

dor1316 and ThoughtBoy like this

if it involves breakfast or sunset, count me in !!

#ifitinvolves

GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise, KnightofSIAL and janem803 like this

thank you whatsapp,instagram,snapchat,tinder
facebook,myspace that we shall never have a modern day epic love story ! :(

#realitycheck

GreatSmile and InfluenceNoise like this

her: you are the coolest person and the most loving person i have ever met and you dont even have to try.

me: i try super hard actually.

#truestory, #superhardworkforher

dor1316 and janem803 like this

it only takes a pair of balls and a spine to be a MAN.

#beaman, #standup, #plo, @siouxz

dor1316, dresspink, KnightofSIAL, janem803, ZeepBella and NerdWord like this

reposted by dresspink

if i could, i would; i can't so i shan't

#ificould, #iwannabeintop50;)

InfluenceNoise likes this

do people talk to each other on personal messenger on boldomatic?

#justasking, @UserOne, @siouxz

dor1316, UserOne, NerdWord and janem803 like this

the only thing people hate more than lies is the TRUTH.

#sadbuttrue, #truth, #lies

hey.its.mira, karlokoenig, ChrisRota, Tanascha, Daryle, Ziya, sudeshnarocks, perellano, ludoyngyk, juneocallagh and 7 others like this

reposted by perellano and ChrisRota

you would like to hear somebody is doing pretty good, but you dont wanna hear they doing better than you !!

#truth

InfluenceNoise likes this

in the end..pain fades away..leaving behind happy memories.

@NerdWord, #lovedones, #pain

wizeoldsoul, Fionacatherine, -Juliane-, InfluenceNoise, MyM, UserOne, janem803 and NerdWord like this

nobody likes drama in real life..thats why we have movies.

#drama, #plo

bold, hey.its.mira, juneocallagh, eulekauzig, perellano, guggigirl, janem803, swatchUSA and NerdWord like this

reposted by swatchUSA

every man with 2 hands has a fighting chance.

(be your own helping hand)

#helpinghands

bitchnbabe likes this

i have stopped being a good person..
its a lost cause anyway.

#lostcause

NerdWord likes this

if i had a dime for everytime i smiled in 2017..i would have zero dimes!!

(lowest times.
yelp.)

#smilinggecko

juneocallagh likes this

when god closes the door and also doesnt open the new window, he wants you to blow the fucking roof off !!

#god, #blowtheroof

You may leave if you want to..
I will remember you, just like i remember everyone who leaves.

#sad, #wondering, #WaltD

lindaann likes this

Jackie Chan is the G.O.A.T.

Thank you very much.

#inspiration4life

Beating of a million drums.
Firing of a million guns.
Mother of the million sons.
CIVILIZATION !

#civilization, #justice

petegutz2 likes this

Mornig sex is the best surprise to wake up...unless you are in a prison !!

#morningsex, #JustSayin, @meohmy

meohmy likes this

First date is full of hollow promises that shall get her in bed !!

Nope. Not a gentleman !

#1stdate, #respecther

UserOne likes this

Clean shaven.
Full sleeves shirt.
Branded watch.
Polished shoes.
Still not a gentleman !
Nope. Not untill he respects her !!

#1stdate, #respecther

janem803 and meohmy like this

Lets start "thats what she said" game !!
What say Bolders ??

#thatswhatshesaid

I was not there in the beginning, but i shall be there till the end.

#end

janem803, meohmy and UserOne like this

The universe brings together 2 broken people, like you and me, to fix 2 broken people like me and you :)

#brokenuniverse

janem803, petegutz2 and meohmy like this

When life presents you with cross-roads, always choose one way-FORWARD.

#crossroads, #clarity, #random

janem803, meohmy and jussayin like this

Not even Love understands its depth until the hour of separation.

KG

#KG, #love

janem803, purplechill, ZeepBella and meohmy like this

One who gets the victory gets to re-write history.

#victors, #spoils, #random, #jas

MyM likes this

It is 11:55 that we fight terrorism, poverty, hunger, tyranny, war, bloodshed, illiteracy, religious politicking, etc

(Peace must be 5 minutes away.)

#1155

swatchUSA, meohmy and eulekauzig like this

Happiness is instant blue ticks from you !! :)

#happiness, #random, @RajshreeMishra

RajshreeMishra likes this

reposted by RajshreeMishra

Revenge is a dish best served 40 years in prison.

#random, #revenge

Fionacatherine likes this

The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest !!

janem803, FrankFilocamo, meohmy and Fionacatherine like this

At 24 years of age..i definitely know what i DON'T want to be !!

#clarity, #random

FrankFilocamo and NerdWord like this

I am not talented,
I am obsessed !

#talent, #hardwork

karlokoenig, RajshreeMishra and FrankFilocamo like this

reposted by RajshreeMishra

Do you know how I came to know if she was my true love ?
It was when my brain told me that I could find better, but the heart kept saying.."nope she's the one !!"

#truelove, #sad

janem803 and FrankFilocamo like this

It was not when I was 10 but when I was 16 that life changed !!

#wheniwas10, #alsich10war

Vandtastic and juneocallagh like this

Friends make the the worst enemies !!

-F Underwood.

#friends-enemies

UserOne likes this

Everyone deserves a life better than they are living

#betterlife

UserOne, purplechill and ZeepBella like this

How can love be "the answer" when sex is "the question" !?!

#love, #random

UserOne, purplechill and lindaann like this

Untold sacrifices are ignored and told sacrifices are not believed !!

#told-untold, #sacrifice, #plo

UserOne and NerdWord like this

Never let shit go sideways !!

#mantra, #shit-sideways

FrankFilocamo and juneocallagh like this

#mantra, #om, #hinduism, #1000vibrations

juneocallagh, Campo and idiomatic like this

There are no introverts and extroverts!!
Introverts are introverts in front of less introverts than them and extroverts in front of more introverts than them !!

(Read twice)

#introverts, #extroverts, #read.twice, #plo

ZeepBella and idiomatic like this

Some lessons are learnt the hard way !!

#hardlessons, #plo

purplechill and idiomatic like this

steve jobs was my favourite !!

(Made me hell famous)

-Turtle.

#turtle

human, FrankFilocamo and idiomatic like this

Dear Lord,
Grant me the courage to change the things I can,
Serenity to accept the things I cant & Wisdom to know the difference.

-R Niebuhr

#serenity

eulekauzig, hanna1, springfire, karlokoenig, janem803, swatchUSA, idiomatic, FrankFilocamo and NerdWord like this

reposted by karlokoenig

Can simple "hash-tags" and "twitter-trends" really cause a change ?

#hashtag, #think.about.it

FrankFilocamo, EasierSaid246, emiledi77 and idiomatic like this

You never get tired of hardwork !

#hardwork, #PLO

emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

A man went to a costume party naked with a woman on the back.
A friend asked, "what are you dressed as ?"
"A turtle" the naked man replied.
"Who is this girl on your back ?your shell ?"
The man said, " no she is just Michelle"

#turtle, #pun

ZeepBella, emiledi77, juneocallagh, NerdWord and FrankFilocamo like this

People calling me tortoise makes me angry !!

-Turtle.

#turtle

Shea, emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

reposted by juneocallagh

strict parents raise the best liars !!

Reposted from jazz23

emiledi77 likes this

Keep your blood clean,
Body lean & Mind sharp.

#straight.edge

#straight.edge.life

emiledi77 likes this

Straight

Edge.

#straight.edge.life, #who.else.?, @ZeepBella

emiledi77 likes this

I can kill The Mario Brothers !!

#turtle.swag

#turtle, #swag

emiledi77 likes this

Slow but steady !!

#turtle

emiledi77, Shea and swatchUSA like this

God gave us mouth and eyes that can close but ears and nose which cant..

God loves FARTS !!

#funny, #random, #notbeingoffensive, #copycat, @juneocallagh

FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

Its not the length of life but depth that matters.

#life, #clarity

human, ZeepBella, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

Rather be a stubborn than a hypocrite.

#stubborn, #hypocrite, #random

EasierSaid246, bold, human, emiledi77, NerdWord and FrankFilocamo like this

I

wish

life

had

CNTRL+Z

FrankFilocamo, swatchUSA, NerdWord and emiledi77 like this

When people treat you like they dont care..
BELIEVE THEM !

EasierSaid246, ZeepBella, FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

You judge others by their actions and yourself by your intentions.

#judge, #people

UserOne, -Juliane-, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, MyM, FrankFilocamo and lindaann like this

HATERS gonna HATE.
But all you beautiful people out there, make sure that you RISE ABOVE HATE !!

#hate, #riseabove

EasierSaid246, FrankFilocamo, ZeepBella, emiledi77 and Fionacatherine like this

7 billion people &
7 billion religions.

#religion, #stepout

FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, emiledi77 and swatchUSA like this

The axe forgetsbut the tree remembers.

#axe&trees

hey.its.mira, ChrisRota, UserOne, MyM, jupiter, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

reposted by jupiter

No one in the history of chilling out has chilled out when someone asked them to chill out !!

#chillout, #random

ChrisRota, UserOne, Vandtastic, Confess, jupiter, emiledi77, Blackjackuar, Fionacatherine, bitchnbabe and FrankFilocamo like this

reposted by jupiter

When i am sad i wish someone would hug me and say
"Here is a chocolate

and 6 million dollars "

#makeawish, #chocolate, #happiness, @Fionacatherine

Vandtastic, Confess, human, jupiter, bitchnbabe, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, Shea, swatchUSA, Fionacatherine and 1 other like this

reposted by jupiter

Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

#permission, #easy, #DannyGrace

jupiter, emiledi77 and bitchnbabe like this

I "hate"
snapchat filters would be an
understatement.

#anyone, #else, #?

jupiter, lindaann and emiledi77 like this

Bada

Boom

Shakalaka

jupiter, lindaann and emiledi77 like this

I am not a catholic, i dont know much about the grinch.

#thegrinch

jupiter, emiledi77 and NerdWord like this

I wish i could know that i am living "in good old days" before i leave them.

#good-old-days, #random

UserOne, jupiter, bitchnbabe, emiledi77, aureaoliveira and NerdWord like this

never be in a room where you are the most intelligent person.

#JamesBrooks

-Juliane-, jupiter, emiledi77 and Fionacatherine like this

If the glass is only half full, pour it into a smaller glass.

#glass-half-full, #PLO, #random, #vague, #senseLess, @Fionacatherine

UserOne, -Juliane-, bitchnbabe, emiledi77 and Fionacatherine like this

I
feel
like
Home
on Boldomatic.

#home, #boldomatic, @wizeoldsoul, @Fionacatherine

hey.its.mira, karlokoenig, ChrisRota, janem803, wizeoldsoul, phuamaxx, JodieT, Fionacatherine, meohmy, prubton and 6 others like this

reposted by UserOne and wizeoldsoul

Listening to a song..having flashbacks about how life used to be when you listened to it for the first time.

#flashback, #stress-lately

masacukas, jupiter, swatchUSA, lindaann and emiledi77 like this

LSD, Methamphetamine, MDMA, Cocaine, Morphine, Mescaline, Methoxitamine,
Ketamine, Phencyclidine,
2C-x.

#flashback, @karlokoenig

masacukas, jupiter, lindaann, bitchnbabe and emiledi77 like this

Losing someone your dearly love to someone you violently hate.

#sad, #frustrated, #love

masacukas, jupiter, NerdWord and emiledi77 like this

Dont worry my love, in some parallel universe we shall be living happily ever after.

#paralle.universe, #love, #lost.love, #sad, #parallel.universe, @NerdWord

janem803, masacukas, jupiter, NerdWord and emiledi77 like this

knock!

"Who is it ?"

Opportunity.

"Opportunity who ?"

Opportunity knocks only once.

#opportunity, #knock-knock, #life

hey.its.mira, karlokoenig, masacukas, jupiter, emiledi77, MyM and NerdWord like this

reposted by jupiter and masacukas

Fuchasima
Kamakrazee
War Boys

#madmax, #furyroad, #random

emiledi77 likes this

Soy feliz si estas feliz.

#spanish, #thanks, #google, #translate, #dear.love

MyM and emiledi77 like this

Bellum propter pacem.

#latin, #war, #peace

emiledi77 likes this

Life
-
Humour
=
Melancholy.

#melancholy, #please.be.happy, @nerdword

MyM, emiledi77, Shea, Blackjackuar, Fionacatherine and NerdWord like this

There are years when you ask questions and then there are years where you answer.

#blabla, #q&a

redikryeziu, emiledi77 and SarcasticAssO like this

Every man with 2 hands has a fightin' chance !!

#james.e

janem803, redikryeziu and emiledi77 like this

What do you want-a perfect lover or a perfect love ?

#perfectlover, #perfectlove

Tanascha, SarcasticAssO, Blackjackuar, redikryeziu, lindaann and emiledi77 like this

I want you to

SHUT
THE
HELL
UP.

#blabla, #jericho

Blackjackuar, redikryeziu, Shea, NerdWord and emiledi77 like this

Its not about what the third person will think but what the second person will feel.

ChrisRota, janem803, bold, chipdicks, shankarrkn, Blackjackuar, redikryeziu, emiledi77, Fionacatherine and Shea like this

reposted by redikryeziu, emiledi77 and ChrisRota

Yoga:
The laundry of body.

#laundry

Blackjackuar, redikryeziu, Shea and emiledi77 like this

Do yourself a favour, tell yourself the truth.

#mj

karlokoenig, ChrisRota, UserOne, Vandtastic, Blackjackuar, redikryeziu, Shea, Sunshine123, Fionacatherine and emiledi77 like this

reposted by redikryeziu

People now-a-days take pride in telling they are "sarcastic".
Since when the hell did being sarcastic become cool.
Weird times we live in :/

UserOne, Blackjackuar, Shea, jupiter, redikryeziu and emiledi77 like this

Are you f*cking serious?
No sh*t this is real.
Well, scr*w it.

#censorship

Blackjackuar, jupiter, emiledi77 and redikryeziu like this

reposted by redikryeziu

Trump won !
Deal with it and get back to work.

UserOne, pluton, redikryeziu, masacukas, jupiter and emiledi77 like this

you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

Reposted from emiledi77

Tanascha, pluton, redikryeziu, masacukas, jupiter, PenSword72 and emiledi77 like this

Forget clothes, people judge you when you follow more people on instagram than people follow you.

pluton, redikryeziu, masacukas, jupiter and emiledi77 like this

90% accidents are caused when people honk rather than brake :/

UserOne, pluton, masacukas, jupiter and emiledi77 like this

If you dont know what Swag is, you definitely dont have it.

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Hear whats not said

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No sorry.

No thanks.

#cliche

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No one complained when I lived for others..
I live a little for myself and the world is my enemy.

#cliche

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No one complained when I lived for others..
I live a little for myself and the world is my enemy.

#cliche

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Be intelligent.

Always remember though, that being kind is better than being smart. :)

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"You win some you lose some"..
is never said when you win some !!

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i dont simply "dont care"
i care enough to hate.

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Don't ignore the signs you asked god to show you...

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GET NAKED

. . . i have a plan

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stronger than lover' love is lover' hate!

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there are only 2 ways of plugging a USB but human beings plug it the third time !!

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strict parents raise the best liars !!

#parents

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the brain is most important part of the body according to the brain!! :p

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So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye !
So you think you can love me and leave me yo die !!
ooohh baby, dont do this to me baby !!

Without Heroine there is no Hero !!

#hero

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You ll find heroes in strangest of places !!

#hero

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The axe forgets but the tree remembers.

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If no one can..I should !!
If I can..you can !!

if you really love her then let her go..if she comes back that means no one likes her..now let go of her !!

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We have most qualities that we dont like in others.

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A man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

"Keep Calm and Go To Hell "

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Chemistry Joke:
What do you do to a sick chemist ?
A:If you cant Helium or Curium then just Barium !!

if our buttcracks were horizontal...her booty would make the biggest noise when climbing stairs !!

#kimye

In a sky full of stars,I think i saw you !!

#skyfullofstars

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Do you even smile or even smirk when you type LOL !!

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You never go full retard.

Its just bloody graduation day..not someone' death !!

When your girlfriend says " i love chocolate flavour"
ice cream is NOT what you bring ;)

#loveforever, #ceylor

No Balloon.
No Party.

#loveforever, #ceylor

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I know how to push a few buttons to see what i want to watch !!;)

#remotecontrol

Conquer your nightmares with your dreams !!

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is it just me or even others who aare afraid of bringing a child in today' world. ;(

#birth

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When you are afraid to do anything..

just think what you would've done if you werent afraid !!

Some call it the selfie stick..
i call it the
Narcissistick

#myperspective, #copycat, @siouxz

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i am not wrong.. i just happen to have a different perception.

#myperspective

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#myperspective

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Less apologetic.

Lesser forgiving !

NO

HALF

MEASURES

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Constantly checking the fridge for food like something will magically appear !!

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My ass might be dumb..
But i am not a dumbass!!

Me:Susy, what is the difference between screw and paper clip ?

Susy:I dont know,I have never been paperclipped !

#susy

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Too many brave attempts=Stupidity :)

Evil' promise to the mankind.
The Seduction.
The Lie.
The Lust.
#TheLuciferian Philosophy.

Who is your favourite actor ?

"Arnold Schwarzenegger"

How do you spell his full name ?

"Ohh, sorry its Jet Li"

First comes the sweat.
Then there is blood.
And finally there are cheers !!

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Friend:Can I borrow your pencil ?

Me:Yeah sure!

(FOREVER GONE)

The world,just like Fairy tales wont end untill the evil is gone!

#fairytale

It looked like a fairy tale untill her periods started !!

#fairytale

It looked like a fairytale until her periods started !!

The world like a fairytale wont end until the evil is gone !!
#optimism

They say God lives in each and every one of us..
Ever wondered why ?
So that he can do all the shitty stuff through us that he cant do being God !! ;)

Its not a selfie stick..

It is a
Narcissistick..

Apu:holds a PhD..still opens 7/11..
ohh boy,you can take the Indian out of India but not India out of the Indian !! ;)

#kwikemart

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Why to search outside the box..when the answer lies "within" :)

$Eat,Pray,Love..for the douchebags.. Eat,Fart,Poop.. oh yes thats what we love. \m/$

Oh,I am sorry.
I didnt know that the earth revolves around you !:/

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