dona94's Posts

exit the womb they said. it will be fun they said

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i don't date in high-school because no one is rich yet so what's the point

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i'm no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one.

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i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they're plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

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one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and i'm going to make some stupid joke and that's how my life will end

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yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have you heard of chocolate fountains..?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill's real name is randy...

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Kim Jong-Un
also got a soft side, it's called "his body"

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"same sex couples shouldn't be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads"-maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully then?

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i don't want to spoil anything but: harry is a wizard

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and when he should die cut him out into little stars he will make heaven look so fine all the world will fall in love with night

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imagine you wake up one morning and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they're doing the macarena..

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but does it count as murder if you say sorry

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yeah, i'm fine i'm just having an allergic reaction to the universe

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do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse

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"be strong" i whispered to my wifi..

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itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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"don't be shy.." thanks you cured me

my life is a romantic comedy .minus romantic.just me laughing at my own jokes....

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i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

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tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much he died every night to let her breathe

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white lips pale face chocking on cornflakes

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why doesn't plankton just buy a krabby patty

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too many rappers, not enough poets

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look i don't want to be famous for the fame i want to be famous so i can meet other famous people

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can we skip school and university and go to the part where i become a princess

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mom: did you get home safe..? me: no i died a view times

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there are teenies who have unprotected sex but cases for their iphone...just let that sink in

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what if the pope resigned because he's pregnant with the new jesus and now mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant..?

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why doesn't school teach you actual like skills like how to meet a rich buisnessmen?

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sorry i'm poor i can't afford to pay attention

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disney is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole.

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i'm bedsexual.i'm only attracted to my bed

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emotions are gross how do i uninstall them?

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i told my.. therapist about you

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i hate people. but stones are okey..

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if you are what you eat i'm going to eat a victorias secret model

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twinkle twinkle little slut name one guy you haven't fucked

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maybe in like 500 years they will talk about us in history class and we will be know as the internet addicted generation..

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some people are so blunt i could smoke them

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well i already know i'm going to hell at this point it's really go big or go home

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roses are red violets are blue i'm bad in this... dishwasher

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you could chop my arms off and i'd still finde a way to use the internet.

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little kids are just assholes you are not allowed to hit.

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