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Reasons to get out of bed:

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like OMG! this is FANTABULOUS!
you are sooo reading this in a stuck up blonde accent.

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I have to stop saying
"How stupid can you be?".

I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

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itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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"What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.”

- Super Mario

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Sorry, i can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roomate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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Don't read the next sentence.

You little rebel...I like you!

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