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i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

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itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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i'm bedsexual.i'm only attracted to my bed

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exit the womb they said. it will be fun they said

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yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have you heard of chocolate fountains..?

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i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they're plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

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what if the pope resigned because he's pregnant with the new jesus and now mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant..?

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i'm no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one.

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