amzer's Posts

When I was 10, Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

#wheniwas10, #alsich10war

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reposted by swatchUSA

sometimes
i'd like to run away and join the circus,
but i think i already live there.

#circus

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everyone is an Olympic athlete

when the cops come

#olympics

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only Pokemon GO can make an atheist visit a religious place...

#pokemon

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even your best friend was once a stranger

#stranger

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a straight line in an ECG reading means you are dead.

just like that,
without ups and down, there's no life.

enjoy this rollercoaster coz this is a "once in a lifetime" ride.

#rollercoaster

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living in a society is like being a goalkeeper.

no matter how many goals you save, people will always talk about the ones you missed.

#euro2016

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WE ROAR

FOR

EURO

#euro2016

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beer
after
whiskey
is
risky

#nightfever

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I took a pill in Ibiza ...

and you know the rest of the story

#nightfever

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WARNING

night outs might cause black outs

party responsibly

#nightfever

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tap anywhere to play

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Who's looking forward for #Euro2016 ?

GO ENGLAND!

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i wrote this bold using a web browser.

never knew this is possible.

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24 years
on
earth.

:)

#birthday

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back in boldomatic after a long time.
hey new followers, just followed back all of you. thanks for following.
have a nice day. :)

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may all your dreams of 2014 come true in 2015. happy new year

#fortunecookie

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reposted by TinaLittle and fopavon6500

just an expensive cookie with a random note.

#fortunecookie

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be thankful to god coz you are able to read this.

#fortunecookie

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don't just work,

enjoy it.

#working

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FAKE NEWS ALERT:

Santa spotted at Boldomatic HQ.
Stay tuned for more.

#fakenews

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wifi hotspot
with password protection

#firstworldproblems, #problem, #wifi, #password

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Sorry. This post is not available in your region.

#firstworldproblems

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reposted by swatchUSA

you are nothing

you are a fool

and you are a waste of time

goodnight

#andytate, #ifyouknowwhatimean

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back to colorful life!

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hey it's still dark here in boldoland!

quick! give me a kiss, no one would notice.

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have i lost my eyesight?

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when you hear your crush's name
<3

#goosebumps, #love, #crush

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your
bolds
give me
goosebumps

#goosebumps

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reposted by swatchUSA

my week

monday
monday 2
monday 3
monday 4
friday
saturday
sunday

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Once, a smoker tried to kiss me. I told her tobaccoff

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reposted by UserOne

happy hollow(een)
dear pumpkins!

#pumpkin

blackboxmagic, meohmy and Luenchen like this

pumpkin
before
kith
and
kin

is bollywood the place where all the kahns and kapoors of the world live?

#bollywood

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bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

#war, #peace

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#wudtek, #woodies

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reposted by misa1104

Old McDonald had a farm

for new McDonalds to make chicken burgers.

#farmlife

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my
ex-change
rate
is
sky
high.

#ex

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Yeaaay!!

I'm 22!

:)

#birthday

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you know it's night when the only light is the smartphone screen.

#night

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make your most favourite song as the alarm tone and next morning it's your most hated song.

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F C K

i miss U

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HAPPY
EASTER
EVERYBUNNY

#bunny

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if you want to make your own quote famous, just add a celebrity name as the author

-Johnny Depp

#misquote

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reposted by UserOne

YOU are the MH370 of my life.

I miss YOU so much.
Please come back.

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i sold my
iphone 4
with
flappy bird
for the price
of
iphone 5S.

#lifehack

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this is getting seriously addictive...
fml

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merry
christmas

never settle for what you don't deserve.

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nobody dies a virgin.

life fucks us all

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got BBM? add meee!

PIN:752b286e

#bbm, #752b286e

i want to have tshirts printed with boldomatic posts

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1+1=3
IF U DON'T USE A CONDOM

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chocolate is better than

porn

#chocolate

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if you want your own quote to become popular, just write it and add a celebrity name as the author.
-Johnny Depp

Reposted from amzer

#quote

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..).).(.(.
.' '.
=(O) (O)=
: :
'----'

bold-minion

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if you want your own quote to become popular, just write it and add a celebrity name as the author.
-Johnny Depp

reposted by amzer

i dont always post here,

but when i do, its really BOLD!

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work
hard.

play
harder.

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pirates
of the
boldomatic

#pirate

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#potato

#boldshirt

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the writer below secretly loves the writer above.

sssh! don't tell anyone. okay?

#secret

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be bold
or
go old

#pressrelease

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reposted by fopavon6500

be
bold
in
your
dreams

#dream

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beer
after
whiskey
is
risky

#beer, #fun, #bold

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reposted by SimonLauper

Q: How much does a hipster weigh?

A: An Instagram

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proven fact.
the gravity around the bed is stronger in the morning.

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when people say 'expect the unexpected',
i want to punch them in the face and say 'did u expect this?'

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i throw my telescope in the air sometimes, saying aaaayooo, i am galileeeeo!!

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oh your account is protected? what do you tweet?
nuclear launch codes?

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you can have facebook, twitter, instagram, youtube and i have no problem with that.

if you link one to another, be ready for war.

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Awesome
SA
TU
RD
AY

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so you say you are ditching your iphone4 for an iphone5 just for an extra inch?

hope your girlfriend doesnt do the same!

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Dear North Korea,

Do not make bombs!
Make BOLDS!

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today i bought a packet of air!, and found some chips in it!

people are very kind these days!

janem803, SteveBob, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and Sven like this

i like pandas! they're so cool!

they're like
"dude, racism is stupid!, i am black, white and asian"

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no april-fool contest on boldomatic

how on earth did they miss it?

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happy easter to everybunny

i am not saying that i am batman, but what i am just saying is that no one has ever seen me and batman in the same room together

Sven likes this

hey,
you look like my next girlfriend

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adiós weekend

:(

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you
are as useless as warnings on the cigarette packs.

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reposted by elsabonde

the best way to make your favourite song as your most hated song is

making it the alarm alert tone!

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weekend is a weak end when there is no club football
:-(

think outside the box

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123 space return

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reposted by FrankFilocamo, FrankF and fopavon6500

dear algebra,
please dont ask us to find your x.
she's never coming back.

and dont ask y.

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Bold
a?n?d? is the Beautiful

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Create Bolds

NOT Bombs

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goes to live in a haunted house.

the ghost leaves.

forever alone!

after monday and tuesday, even the calender says WTF

There are 2 secrets of success!

1. Never reveal all the things you know.

2.

$Angry Bolds , O> , ' , , ,' , , (ö ) \/ (ö ) [__] _|__________[__][__]$

Reposted from anonymous

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when things don't go right,

go left!

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an apple a day
keeps android away

UserOne and Sven like this

time for a hot

c?o?f?f?e?e?

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reposted by UserOne

?? p??? o? u?op ?pisdn u?n?

there are some apps that at the first glimpse gives you an impression that it's going to be your next fav app. Boldomatic is one of those!

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IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING

as long as you

JUST DO IT

hemko likes this

i used to think drinking is bad.
so i stopped thinking

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There are three ways to spread news

1. telegram
2. television

and

3. tellawoman

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i really miss those days when apple and blackberry were just fruits

danyol likes this

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are dating.

I was like OMG!

hemko likes this

Friends buy you food.

Best Friends eat your food.

there are 10 types of people.

1. those who understand binary.

and

0. those who don't

GO MANCHESTER
UNITED

who is this 'feat' guy? and why is he in every song?

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best friends don't let you do stupid things
.
.
.
.
alone!

() ()
(. .)
( )
^
hello honey bunny!!

Once, all the villagers decided to pray for rain, all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's FAITH!.

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give me some sunshine, give me some rain, give me another chance i wanna grow up once again!.

the only thing that interferes with my learning is education.

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the person above
is awesome!!

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MY
ROAD
TO
SUCCESS
IS
ALWAYS
UNDER
CONSTRUCTION

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You need a whip in the a** if you are using #hashtags on Facebook.

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keep
calm
and
keep
faith

LOVE is like a fire, whether it will warm your heart or burn your house, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!

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