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Too
many
people are
walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life •

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Can you
FUCK
read between
YOU
the lines.

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shortest horror story:

monday

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if people could read my mind,
i'd get punched in the face
a lot.

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stop counting

be counted

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don't count the days.

make the days count'

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if at first you don't succeed... parachuting is not for you

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how do you know monopoly is an old game?

the rich people can go to jail.

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It's no secret that I like to get paid for what I do.

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Nothing is more stressful than making plans to relax.

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The problem with being a good listener is that people want to tell you stuff.

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Is anything worth doing worth overdoing?

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You know that look woman get when they want sex? Me neither.

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3 people having sex = threesome, 2 = twosome. so why is handsome a compliment?*

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Sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

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I said I

all I need

Is the air I breathe.

And a place to rest

My head.

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sex in the shower is just good clean fun

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like

if you like to sleep in the nude

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just because i want in your pants

doesnt mean i dont want in your heart

or vise versa.

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nothing is impossible to the person that isnt doing it.

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i miss all the 4-somes.

wait there was only one.

damn.

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like you are not wearing underwear

repost if you just took them off.

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no one wants to be the only horny
one

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like if you died from not forwarding a chain letter

repost if you dont get it

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like if you masterbate

like later if you are masterbating.

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im speachless

and im not just saying that Just because you are sitting on my face

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do i make you horny

like for yes

repost for no

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real friends suck.

in had a great post in mind. someone talked to me

and now its gone.

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its only a dirty thought if you dont go through with it.

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like this and ill tell a you a secret

repost and you will get laid.

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repost this bieach

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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.

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Do you like me?

Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

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im reposting. because i dont have an fing thing to say.

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Sex
is a part
of nature..
I go along with
nature •

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there's a repost button. you don't need to write my stuff again.

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People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to.

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I've
NEVER
faked
a sarcasm
in my life.

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You
are on
the top of
my 'to-do list'..
just thought you'd like to know •

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Here's an idea:

You go away and I'll stop ignoring you.

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Anything is possible if you have no clue what the hell you're talking about...

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If the brain was so simple that we could understand it, it would be so simple that we couldn't.

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"Are you free tomorrow?"

No... I am f**king expensive.

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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

- Unknown

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A secret is something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

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Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

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people who talk behind my back, is in the perfect position to kiss my ass!

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mornings are so hard.

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sex isnt everything

youre not buying thiS

are u

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Top ten things men understand about women.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

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Damn, i forgot to go to the gym yesterday...
That's 10 years in a row now.

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Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.

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I am responsible for what i say. I'm not responsible for what you understand.

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I forgive and forget,

because I have a good heart and a terrible memory.

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A dirty
mind is
a terrible
thing to
waste •

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Stop
undressing
me with your eyes!
Use your teeth •

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives..

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There's always a wild side to an innocent face •

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You can't always have happiness, but you can always give happiness •

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile..
then walk into a pole •

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I just want you to be happy..
and maybe
a little bit naked •

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Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

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Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

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Let's do the rabbit thing.

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I used to be frustrated by people talking at movie theaters until i realized how entertaining it was to bring a squirt bottle and pretend to sneeze.

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i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

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If you
ever feel sad, remember that there's a number you can call to get the help you need..
they will have a pizza to you
within an hour •

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Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.

- Einstein

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Any good apology has three parts:
1. I'm sorry.
2. It's my fault.
3. What can I do to make it right?
Most people forget the third part.

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"I have not failed! I simply discovered 1'000 ways that aren't the solution to my problem."

Thomas Edison

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guess what i saw today
...
everything i looked at

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to avoid critisism

say nothing

do nothing

be nothing

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a goal without a plan is a wish

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everyone dies

make sure you live before then

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the early worm

gets the bird

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did i copy this?

don't be all acting like you invented the english language and stuff

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Feel free
to repost this

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the fucking thing i fucking like the most in the english fucking language is that you can fucking put the fucking word "fucking" every fucking place you want without giving a fuck
...
excuse my French

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68

do me now

i'll do you later

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don't let the propeller hat fool you

i have no idea how to fly this plane

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to everyone i have offended.

i'm dreadfully sorry.

for those that i have not.

i will keep trying.

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where the hell is that yellow brick road

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if you don't like my singing

get out of my shower

get out of my car

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dyslexics

untie

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great minds think alike

of course so do stupid ones

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like this if you have never masterbated.

i knew it !

the easter egg hunt

socialism?

facebook = friends i want to keep

twitter = friends i can share most anything with

bold = friends that know what i really think

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IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

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every bunny was kung foo fighting

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in the begining

i wasn't here

neither were you

get ovet it

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what did Google do before Google

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LOVE
= IS =
LOVE

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i don't remember liking that.

ouch

and why do they call it common sense ?

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if abortion is murder

then the person that fired the bullet should share the blame

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not sure what the question is

but chocolate is the answer

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maybe bigfoot ate the easter bunny

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to boldly go where no man has gone before

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the origin of the universe ?

not sure...

i did find my keys

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Dance

Sing

Take a Chance

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its not the dog in the fight that matters.

its the fight in the dog.

but my money is on the grumpy cat.

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e= mc2

it

matters

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and man created God in his own image

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im not as think as you drunk i am

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sex?

yes thank you

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sex in the shower is just good clean fun

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50 shades of

me

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i won't give up

on you

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when life knocks me down ...

i just lay down and take a quick nap.

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were you born stupid...

or did you study?

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if you have a problem...

don't hesitate to work it out.

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yes i fly by the seat of my pants.

but i have great pants !

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HAVE A NICE PROBLEM.

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