Mims1998's Posts

You're just as fake as Linse Kessler's boobs
#googleit

#plasticsurgery, #googleit

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I don't discriminate

I hate everyone

#discrimination?, #don'tthinksoo

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Is it illegal to love?

#illegallove

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Thanks for being in this world!

#don'tleaveanyofyou

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starting a sarcastic group aggressively supporting other sarcastics, repost if you want in because if we get enough people we're getting jackets.

Reposted from jaybyrd

#SarcasmPros

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According to him.. I'm good enough for sex, but not good enough for a relationship...
Well f*ck you too

#bitchplease

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$I've learned one thing from math: If it seems easy you're doing it wrong.$

#math, #wrong, #furkan

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Geek?

We prefer the term 'Intellectual Badass'

#geek, #nerd, #samesame

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Got my first kiss on a small bridge, his drool was all over my face, so bad I almost pushed him in

#firstkiss, #first, #kiss, @WordNerd, @AlwaysxD

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@JodieT, #likeoriginal

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For truth is precious and divine,
too rich a pearl for carnal swine.

#samuel, #butler

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Soo my dad just got a new gf. It's my classmates mom.. Let's just say it's awkward when we both head for the bathroom, and he's only wearing boxers.....

#awkward, #new, #brother

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I've really gotten into drawing. It's a way to express my thoughts, knowing no one will actually know my exact thought.

#drawing

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What have been done, cannot be undone, only made better

#wisdom, #from, #Sara

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Earth took her shining station as a star, In Heaven's dark hall, high up the crowd of worlds.

#Christian, #Nestell, #Bovee

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there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

Reposted from avant-garde

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Learn
by
Practice

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Live your life like you want to die
and die like you want to live

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The difficulty in life is the choice

#George, #Moore

Fear makes the wolf look bigger.

Reposted from RulesOfLife

@RulesOfLife, #repost

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Those who wander aren't necessarily lost.....

Reposted from makalapua

@makalapua, #repost

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Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.

#André, #Maurois

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I love cooking my friends and my dog.
Put commas dont be a psycho...

Reposted from Interessant

@interessant, #repost

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I can only please one person a day.
Today's not your day.
And tomorrow doesn't look good either.

#please, #one, #person, #naah

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A GOOD friend will bail you out of jail. A TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up."

Reposted from anonymous

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When I was a kid i used to pray every night for a bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so i stole one and asked Him to forgive me

Reposted from anonymous

@timtomdan, #repost!

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I like creating awkward silences

Reposted from anonymous

@PenSword72, #repost

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

Reposted from bold

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

Reposted from bold

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Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up.

#PearlS.Buck

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nerd? we prefer the term

INTELLECTUAL
BADASS!!!!!!!

Reposted from anonymous

#repost, @badge, #don'tleave

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

Reposted from manutd7770

#repost, @manutd7770

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

Reposted from Nanoolsen

#repost

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Not all angels have wings

@meggy222

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Say it.
Say it outloud.
Say it!
"You're.. a Jonas Brother!"
"Yes. Wait no! I'm a vampire! Duh!"

#Vampiressucks

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some are playing hard to get while i'm playing hard to want

Reposted from inshaneity

Parents logic talking about cleaning:
"It's not our bedroom we are talking about! It's your room! Clean. It. Up!"
I don't get it

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The best pictures of my friends are those I see in my heart

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I advice you, don't mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jui jitsu and 28 other dangerous words!"
•Donald Duck

Reposted from coco03

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Name one person you hate!

If you're in doubt, leave it out!

Be green. Help this plante survive until the next iceage. Maybe it will destroy humanity.

When you can't get a jar open, then someone else comes and opens it for you on the first try.

And you're just like
"I loosened it for you!"

Reposted from kj55

@kj55

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

Reposted from anonymous

@VendelaDuVet

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EAT
SLEEP
RAVE
REPEAT

Reposted from fool

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"...be strong, but not rude;
be kind, but not weak;
be bold, but not bully;
be thoughtful, but not lazy;
be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant;
have humor, but without folly."

• Jim Rohn

Reposted from anonymous

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We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

#Douglas, #MacArthur

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Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.

#John, #Donne

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We cannot dispair of humanity, since we are ourselves human beings.

#Albert, #Einstein

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Sometimes I feel like I was born in a wrong century.. like I would fit better in the 15th century..

We were afraid of the same dragon,
on opposite sides
of the bridge.
But only one was brave to risk,
running under its legs, for the pleasure of burning by kiss.

Reposted from anonymous

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Hapiness is like a cloud, staying up there no matter rain or shine

#happiness

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I got this feeling.. something is wrong, but I don't know what and it's creeping me out

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

#Edgar, #Allan, #Poe

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Am I the only one who thinks 'fluffy' is kind of a cute word?

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$(*_*)/ Just <) ) Dance. / \ (*_*) /) )> / \$

#dance

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

Reposted from brenlouwin

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Get over it and be happy. Bitch

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

#dolphins

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Stupid factory:
Where boys are made

#jk

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What kind of girl do you think I am? O:D

#lil', #angel

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I don't
discriminate. I hate everyone

facebook friends aren't real friends

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B.I.T.C.H.
babe in total control of herself

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God created man first, because every artist makes a rough draft, before the final masterpiece.

Reposted from anonymous

@timtomdan, @PenSword72

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my friends said
"onions are the only food that can make you cry".

that was before i hit her in the head whit a watermelon :3

Reposted from arstaLina

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One who has imagination without learning has wings without feet. ~ Joseph Joubert

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Aww.. I feel sorry for her.. but on the other hand she treated me badly the last ten years

#bitchesgonnahate

Sometimes i think screw this.. i'll just be a stripper.
Then remember i'm fat and can't dance.

Reposted from anonymous

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I hate when people around me break up.. one lovely person less to talk to..

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I will not apologise for who I am!

Reposted from freeyomind

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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

Reposted from anonymous

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I like this color.. reminds me of applesorbet

#applesorbet

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I'm not perfect, but I'm always myself.

Reposted from avant-garde

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So go ahead, take another peace of me now, while we all bow down to you.

I've got green pants, and I can not lie. Say hey, hey, hey, goodbye!

Give me where to stand, and I will move the Earth
~Archimedes

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Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel..

-Unknown-

Reposted from SaraJensen17

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I knew a royal once.. he didn't have any real friends.. though he was surrounded by people he was lonely..

#royal

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Though I look happy, I'm not.. unless I have pizza..

#pizza, #happy

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finally comfortable in my bed.. then I had to pee.. (-.-)

I was going to sleep.. but then there was a spider in my room..

#spiders, #nosleep

reposted by shelton and shelton

What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?

One is a magical glittery little creature conjured up by the imaginations
of little girls and the other is a unicorn.

Reposted from echophoe

when a thing's done, it's done, and if it's not done right, do it differently next time..
~Arthur Ransome

#arthurransome

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why be normal when you can be crazy and have more fun?

Skalborg, Denmark

#notnormal, #fun, #becrazy!

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