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manutd7770

I post whatever comes to my mind. and please follow me! I'll follow back. Enjoy! :)

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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You're not fat! C'mon, chin up.

No, the other one...

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That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal but realise there is no milk, so you just stand there wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah's Witnesses of the internet.

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A moment of silence to all the people who can't find their name on a coke bottle.

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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the lake today.

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I'm so deep in the friendzone I've met her boyfriend's parents.

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That joke was a lot like sex...

I get it and you don't.

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