laravanessa___'s Posts

flirting.

you: "you the apple to my pie."

me: "you the abfall to my chübel."

#happyvalentinesday

zefrances, foenix and Luenchen like this

wenn di s'läbe figgä wott, seisch eifach hebsch chopfweh.

Reposted from dreamworld

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I still couldn't see
the stars, but the clouds started to disperse from the blustery night sky.
I'm still liable to walk into a pole, but,
I guess that's something I look forward to•apa

Reposted from anonymous

PenSword72 and zefrances like this

BULLSHIT, i know you miss me.

#bvllsh!t

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Fakt ist:

ich kann niewieder "hello" sagen. Jemand anders textet immer "it's me" hinzu.

#hello, #adele

Luenchen likes this

Die einzige Person die kiffen im Leben weiter gebracht hat ist Snoop Dogg.

#snoopdogg, #kush, #kiffen, #isso

Luenchen likes this

study

(n.) The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

#study

Luenchen likes this

I'm trying to be a better person but some people are testing me. :)

#annoying, #people, #everywhere

PenSword72 and Luenchen like this

#can, #you, #count, #the, #stars, #?

PenSword72 and campino like this

hakuna matata
BITCH!

#hakunamatata

PenSword72 likes this

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with closed eyes.

#hehe

DygytAlice likes this

Andere haben ende Monat noch ganz viel Geld.

Ich habe ende Geld noch ganz viel Monat.

#ja, #chansnödsoihteile, #lehrlingslebe

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Bassersdorf, Switzerland

#true, #team, #TollEinAndererMachts

perellano likes this

"Smoking seriusly harms you and others around you."

I DON'T CARE.

Bassersdorf, Switzerland

#dasischhalt

dor1316 likes this

Ich? Einversüchtig?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ja.

Birchwil, Switzerland

#truestorybro

perellano, Moquai357 and Arisa like this

Dieser Moment, wenn du merkst, dass du deine Zeit mit den richtigen Menschen verbringst.

#goodlife, #richtigemenschen

Birchwil, Switzerland

#yeeah, #aftertwoyears, #backtoboldomatic, #happy

dor1316, DygytAlice and zefrances like this

hallo.. da ich immoment kei ziit han & so.. chunnt ide nächste ziit nüt meh vo mier.. isibisi.. tschö

MaScho and aehmpaeh like this

#unless, #nothing, #monday, #bored, #kloten, #becoseican

#school, #suck

Break up with pick up.

#breakup

Luenchen likes this

Sagt der eine Pilz zum anderen: 'Hallo!', sagt der andere: 'Halts maul, Pilze können nicht sprechen!!'

#flachwitz

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Steht ein Pilz im Wald, kommt ein Hase und trinkt es aus.

#flachwitz

SimonLauper and wookie like this

Wieso gehen Ameisen nicht in die Kirche?

Weil sie 'in Sekten' sind.

#flachwitze

maudit and swatchUSA like this

Was ist weiss und steht hinter einem Baum?

Eine schüchterne Milch.

#flachwitze

mt8, SimonLauper and foenix like this

Was macht man mit einem Hund ohne Beine?

Um die Häuser ziehen.

#flachwitze

Pesca and SimonLauper like this

Was ist blau und steht am Stassenrand?

Eine Frostituierte.

#flachwitze

wookie likes this

A: 'Entschuldigen sie, können sie mir sagen wie spät es ist?'
B: 'Ja, grün.'
A: 'Danke, hier muss ich aussteigen.'

#weil, #langweilig, #n'paar, #flachwitze

wookie likes this

Jetlag.. chasch gah niemer will dich ;)

#scheiss, #jetlag, #channödschlafe

avant-garde likes this

Leute werden sauer wenn man sie so behandelt, wie sie dich behandeln.

#:(

kontrapoet, SimonLauper and Luenchen like this

#DearMrPresident

meerstern, swatchUSA and dor1316 like this

Boldomatic since 100 days.

São Lourenço Da Mata, Brazil

#100, #days, #hehe

swatchUSA, RandomHero1981, aehmpaeh, zefrances, Loupi4614 and chipdicks like this

Never trust a warm toilet seat.

#toiletseat

swatchUSA, zefrances and Loupi4614 like this

I'm not single, I'm just dating an invisible person...

Reposted from anonymous

@ene

kontrapoet, swatchUSA, kj55 and ene like this

Mom: Dinner is ready!
Me: I'm on my way!
*me walkin' to the dining room*
Me: Where's the food?
Mom: Can you serve?
Me: OK. -.-

#yourmomsaid

PenSword72, swatchUSA, meerstern, ene and RandomHero1981 like this

Does anyone know good songs? I'm bored of my playlist. -.-'

São Lourenço Da Mata, Brazil

#good, #songs, #PLEASE

Did your mom ever said: 'if they jump would you jump too?', to you or says that just my mom ?

#yourmomsaid

zefrances and swatchUSA like this

Just another day in brazil. :')

São Lourenço Da Mata, Brazil

#hahaha, #bored, #aldeia, #braaaaaaaaazil

Rago.Rena, ene, tinkivinki, RandomHero1981 and swatchUSA like this

Desire, lust & sin.

São Lourenço Da Mata, Brazil

#sin

ene likes this

fita's everywhere !

Avenida, Brazil

#fitas, #3wishes, #colours, #beautiful

I have no idea what haiku means.

#haiku

If you don't live for something you'll die for nothing.

#DWYD

kontrapoet, ene, Babs_77 and pztk like this

My kollegg bag is like a best friend, he holds my stuff and goes everywhere with me.

#kollegg, #bag

ene and zefrances like this

I am the only one who walks in a room and forget what I wanted?

#DWYD, #ihateit, #??

ene likes this

#thefaultinourstars, #okay?, #okay., #lo>e

zefrances, Belieber1994 and againandagain like this

BOOM!
CLAP!
the sound of my heart, the beat goes on nanananananana

#thefaultinourstars, #boomclap, #lo>e

zefrances and kontrapoet like this

I think Pharrell Williams took too much happy pills..

#happypills

J.JEMENFOU, capricorn and Belieber1994 like this

Diese scheiss herzensbrecher wissen nicht wie sich das anfühlt das gefühl zu haben geliebt zu werden & am schluss erfahren zu müssen das alles nur gespielt gewesen ist. Diesen leuten sollte man das gleiche antun und für jede träne die sie vergiessen auslachen.

#schämdichinddenboden

swatchUSA likes this

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

#fuckit, #DWYD

ene, misterlab, swatchUSA and kontrapoet like this

23 missed calls from Mom.

#horrorstory

ellenicole, ene, aehmpaeh, kontrapoet, swatchUSA, Vinyl and Luenchen like this

Cause you're a sky full of stars

Cause you light up the path

Reposted from swatchUSA

@swatchUSA, #favoritesong, #<3

kontrapoet, kj55, ene and zefrances like this

Be true to yourself and stop caring about what others think of you.

#fuckwhatotherthink, #DWYD

meohmy, Fitzie, dor1316, misterlab and ene like this

I can't sleep tonight because I miss you fuckin' much.

#imissyou, #thetwosisters, #DWYD

aehmpaeh and ene like this

Swedish meat balls..

..like fried horses.

#meatballs

SimonLauper likes this

My ex is so ugly, even hello kitty say goodbye to him.

#ex

Pesca, againandagain, mariechen_xo, aehmpaeh and zefrances like this

Be the one his ex will hate and his mom will love.

#ex

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reposted by Lawliet

Be the one his ex will hate and his mom will love.

#ex

zefrances and melomaniac_ like this

I smoke to get high
'cause the world is so low

Reposted from wookie

@wookie, #theworldissolow

meohmy, kontrapoet, melomaniac_, shenouda, 2schaa, SimonLauper, mycripley, Loupi4614 and bold like this

Everything is easier with a smile.

#easier, #smile, #:)

melomaniac_, brenlouwin, Babs_77, dor1316 and zefrances like this

Karma is like 69. You get what you give.

#sex, #69

cherniavskaa, Stiltskin, janem803, MerbeDatze, thelab, ENEA27, Campo, petegutz2, Justine_Huang, perellano and 92 others like this

reposted by YourNightmare, haidee, joleda, wookie, valeria, dianne, biatrizpereira, danvanbri, ramonica, geo.fcn and 4 others

That fucking moment when the fridge is empty.. :O

#fridge, #empty, #omfg

melomaniac_ and zefrances like this

Nothing is really lost, until your Mom can't find it.

#lost, #mom, #can't, #find, #YUP.

zetazanezoo, zefrances and Fitzie like this

A Royal is adored and hated. A normal person is loved and not observed

#royal

Luenchen, Belieber1994, RandomHero1981 and zefrances like this

#missyou, #<3, #M

RandomHero1981 and melomaniac_ like this

I can't say it in words how much you mean to me but I hope you realize that.

#hope, #you, #get, #a, #good, #reason, #for, #that, #shit, #shushchlöpfts

Pesca, melomaniac_, zefrances and RandomHero1981 like this

In the past, people were born royal. Nowadays royalty comes from what you do.

#royal

NomiMAN, brenlouwin, zefrances and nikolajmn like this

The Monday survived.

#day1, #monday, #fuckit

zefrances and fool like this

Liebe, is' das gefühl nach dem ersten kuss, wenn ich ohne nach zu denken ständig an dich denken muss.

#sido, #liebe, #M

Sunshine123 and Luenchen like this

I'm in my bed, you're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place..

#wrong, #plase, #missu, #M

vanessakje, melomaniac_, zefrances and avant-garde like this

Tomorrow

(n.) A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievment is stored.

#tomorrow

LukeBravin, zefrances, RandomHero1981 and melomaniac_ like this

The hours with you are the best hours..

#best, #hours, #M

zefrances, 2schaa and melomaniac_ like this

Some day, we will all get back what we have earned.

#get, #back

melomaniac_, bold and Luenchen like this

reposted by ahotomatic

Sometimes..

you just need to walk with your potato.

#sometimes, #potato

2schaa and zefrances like this

Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.

#feeltherain, #wet

dor1316, UserOne, plantuniverse, lulu.lunatic, chipdicks, melomaniac_, Babs_77, zefrances, Belieber1994 and wookie like this

Laughing uncontrollably until your stomach hurts.

#laughing, #hurts

janem803, meohmy, mrsringvall, LukeBravin and jeff3 like this

There are so many wrong people out there.

Too many.

#wrong, #people

RandomHero1981 and zefrances like this

SHUT UP!
My favorite song is playing.

#shutup, @melomaniac_, #gell, #du, #????, #neinedwüki

lemmalemma16, PenSword72, bethanyoaten, RandomHero1981, kolarg, pztk and Luenchen like this

reposted by RandomHero1981

Every monday I fall in love with friday.

Again and again.

#fuckmonday, #lovefriday

jose0412, Fitzie, Babs_77 and zefrances like this

Me: Let me sleep!

Brain: LOL no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision in you made in your life.

Me: Okay ._.

#night, #everytime-.-, #hateit, #decision

janem803, bhutan, UserOne, ene, m4nd4, hannahe and Belieber1994 like this

reposted by automatic and automatic

When I was a kid, I used to sing "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K, ELEMENO,P"

#kid, #elemeno, @swatchUSAü

dor1316, UserOne, lemmalemma16, carmencannelle, swatchUSA, hannahe, VaudeVoltaire, laeti_zu, PenSword72, Babs_77 and 3 others like this

reposted by automatic and iwasatree

I like the night. Whitout the dark we would never see the stars.

#night, #stars

Maaarrrrk, RandomHero1981 and swatchUSA like this

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

#night, #dark, #sunrise

beagleman, Babs_77, zefrances, hallowelt and swatchUSA like this

If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

#punchintheface, #icecream

m4nd4 and zefrances like this

Sometimes I wish I could delete people.

shadowsfallgal, beagleman, zefrances and MissChocolate like this

reposted by shadowsfallgal

When I met you in the summer, to my heart beat sound. We fell in lo>e as the leafs turn brown.

#summer, #lo>e, #calvinharris

zefrances likes this

There's a chance this is VODKA

#VODKA

misterlab likes this

If you never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

#lava, #childhood

zefrances likes this

What flickering lights mean:
1% Electical problem
99% Demons

#lights, #demons

RandomHero1981 and 2schaa like this

Shut up.
I wear heels bigger than your dick!

#heels, #biggerthanyourdick

m4nd4, melomaniac_ and piepa like this

I won't cry for you my mascara is too expensive.

#mascara, #expensive

carmencannelle, m4nd4, Gustavwasa1, misterlab and 2schaa like this

I tried to be normal once.

Worst two minutes in my life.

#normal, #worst

meohmy, zefrances and 2schaa like this

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

#earlybird, #worm, #secondmouse, #cheese

zefrances likes this

A: "Did you just fall?"
B: "No. I attacked the floor."
A: "Backwards?"
B: "I'm freaking talented!"

#attackedthefloor, #backwards, #talented

m4nd4 likes this

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

#download, #food

EmmaSofieA and RandomHero1981 like this

That moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers and you accidentally make eye contact.

#accidentally, #eyecontact

zefrances likes this

After the holidays I be like: "How do I hold a pen?"

#after, #holidays, #pen

melomaniac_ and zefrances like this

There is so much hate & provocation in this smiley ";)"

#hate, #provocation

I catch myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking about you.

#loveyou, #missyou, #M, #<3

sirskitten1, UserOne, angiies, jeff3, zefrances and 2schaa like this

reposted by angiies

"If you can dream it, you can do it."

- Walt Disney*

#deadpoetalive, #disney

janem803, UserOne, plantuniverse, marierobins, kontrapoet, amugio, dAn, brenlouwin, MiguelMalla, hallowelt and 1 other like this

reposted by amugio

I hate it when people see me at the super maket & they ask me: "Hey what are you doing here?"
Then I just be like: "Ah, nothing special. Just hunting some elephants."

#hunting, #elephants

mjf likes this

Headphones

(n.) A socially acceptable "I'm ignoring you" device.

janem803, UserOne, rudeamplitude, curvema, fanta06, Grace77, PBJT, soene, timtomdan, jase and 48 others like this

reposted by SimonLauper, uglyteen, lorie, tearsandbombs, YourNightmare, Fernando13s, NicolaLouise, blacklights and PrettyOddMonKe

#chuchichestli, #schwiz, #switzerland, #bünzli

dAn likes this

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to find out who the hell you were.

#waving, #random, #people, #hahaha

dAn, zefrances and epstein like this

Knowing every single word of a movie and reciting it like a boss!

#movie, #likeaboss

2schaa and zefrances like this

You can close your eyes to the Things you don't want to see but you can't close your heart to the Things you don't want to feel.

-Johnny Depp

#see, #feel, #JohnnyDepp

brenlouwin, 2schaa, epstein and Belieber1994 like this

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.

#language, #bullshit

UserOne, DygytAlice, hannahe, dAn, brenlouwin, Babs_77, zefrances, Belieber1994 and 2schaa like this

Fail.
Fail again.
Fail better.

#fail

Belieber1994 likes this

Marry someone who laughs at the same Things you do.

#same, #things

zefrances and Belieber1994 like this

When you see someone from school at the mall you just be like: Oh no, is that..
OMG! RUN!

#someone, #mall

janem803, UserOne, plantuniverse, hannahe, Gabbem, Belieber1994, ene and kj55 like this

reposted by kj55 and sami6622

Zombies eat brains.
You are save..

#zombies, #brains

ebonny, Belieber1994 and SimonLauper like this

Today me will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

~Cookie Monster

Belieber1994 and Loupi4614 like this

I love it when someones laugh is funnier than the joke.

#laugh, #funnier, #joke

brenlouwin and Belieber1994 like this

Y.O.Y.O
you're only young once

#YOYO

Belieber1994 likes this

You know you had fun, when you can't tell your parents what you did.

#fun, #canttellmyparents

dAn and Belieber1994 like this

Here's my cup of care..
.. Oh look, it's fucking empty!

#cupofcare, #empty

Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: Goodbye school!

#goodbye, #school

Today,I realized that the word 'bed' actually look like a bed.

bethanyoaten, 2schaa and Loupi4614 like this

Sorry I can't today.
My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandsohn's uncle's fish died. And yes, it was tragic.

#sorry, #cant, #today, #fish, #tragic, #HAHA

meohmy, bethanyoaten, 2schaa and Loupi4614 like this

Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

#HAHAHA, #true, #funnier

meohmy, 2schaa and Loupi4614 like this

Do not be sad because of people. They will all die.

#people, #die

2schaa and Loupi4614 like this

reposted by Sims and Sims

I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

#singing, #words, #wrong, #M

meohmy and Loupi4614 like this

That awesome moment when you're so fucking happy and you don't know why.

#happy, #M

Loupi4614, zefrances and misterlab like this

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY.. oh here is it.

#WHO

meohmy likes this

Never drink & drive. You may hit a bump and spill your beer.

#drinkndrive, #beer

Gustavwasa1, zefrances and Loupi4614 like this

Be always yourself, except you can be a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.

#beaunicorn

Loupi4614 likes this

I hate when I want to go to sleep and a dinosaur in my bed is.
Aah.. all the time.

#sleep, #dinosaursstillalive

Loupi4614 likes this

Mirror: Oh, you look cute today!
Camera: LOL.. no.

#mirror, #camera, #true

Loupi4614 likes this

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right ?

#dinosaursstilexist, #m

Loupi4614 likes this

Magic conch shell should I start my homework?
-No.
The magic conch shell has spoken.

#spongebob, #patrick, #magicconchshell, #homework

mjf, Loupi4614 and SimonLauper like this

Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.

#karmabitch, #yscwu

UserOne, lemmalemma16, jeve, Loupi4614, zefrances and SimonLauper like this

Bored of being bored because being bored is BORING

#bored, #M

jeve, brenlouwin, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as fuck.

#brain, #heart, #stupidasfuck

kontrapoet, hannahe, Loupi4614, misterlab, SimonLauper, 2schaa and zefrances like this

Holy shit it's a fuckin' triangle OMG so hipster i'm diein'

#triangle, #omg, #sohipster, #notreally, #:'D

2schaa and bold like this

My drinking team has a snowboard problem.

@Boldomatic, @bold, #hoodie, #lovesnowboarding, #drinkingteam, #snowboardproblem

bold likes this

Young,
wild & free

#young, #wild, #free, #M

SimonLauper and zefrances like this

UUH look, my middle finger likes you.

#middlefinger, #likes, #you

Gabbem likes this

People always leave when you need them the most.

#people, #leave, #need, #them, #true

brenlouwin and zefrances like this

Home

(noun)

Where your WiFi connects automatically

#home, #WiFi, #true, #M

maudit and brenlouwin like this

If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport!!

#bitches, #fly, #FlyingBitches, #school, #airport

Pease begins with a smile :)

#smile, #:), #M

mjf and zefrances like this

I want YOU. Nobody else. just YOU.

#you, #love, #want, #crush, #M

It's hard to fail, but it's worse never to have tried to succseed.

#hard, #try, #succseed, #M

Just be you, so please don't care what other people say.

#beyou, #dont, #care, #M

brenlouwin, aehmpaeh and zefrances like this

Reading is dreaming with open eyes.

#dreaming, #goodday, #reading, #M

brenlouwin likes this

I'm sad but I smile. That's my life.

#sad, #smile, #life, #quoteoftheday

janem803 and zefrances like this

I don't hate you, I just hate what you did to me..

#love, #sadness, #you

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

-Neil Armstrong

#deadpoemalive, #moon, #deadpoetsalive, #deaspoetalive, #deadpoetalive

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