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Fitzie

Wear me like you mean it.

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"Yes, your ass looks fat in those pants "

All men.

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What's the big deal about the Easter Bunny?
Shave the tail and the ability to produce chocolate and you're left with a funny looking squirrel.

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Left over pizza and day old red wine. Suck it foodies.

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Stress is an asshole who needs to be pushed down the outhouse hole and left to fester for all eternity.

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April showers bring May flowers.

My quack hurts.

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Friday night glass of wine: elixir of any "still has a breath in her body" woman.

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2014 Boston Marathon runners & volunteers. Heart personified.

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