FrogLegs's Posts

"Is Dad only another role you play then?"
"No, it's the only one that isn't."

Lightman come back!

Wine is just poetry in a bottle.

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This day isn't even gray anymore, it's vantablack!

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A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend sits beside you saying: "That was FUN!"

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Smokers die young.

Gamers die more often.

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When what you want to say, doesn't fit in the damn box..

Reposted from JodieT

Zen is to have the heart and soul of a child.

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But....

the RUM!

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Your life is at once decided perfectly and at the same time completely free

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The Matrix in real life for a person with a cat.

Knock, knock, Meow.

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The First Prostitution, slogan: "Fuck the Constitution"

Be careful though! Weed makes you smart. Don't smoke weed with dumb niggers.
Ain't nothin' worse than a dumb smart nigga!

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All in all you're just another brick in the
wall!

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Humans do only one thing.
They're lying to
them s
e
l v
e
s
. .
.

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Always end your child's name with a vowel, so when you yell the name will carry.

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Dogs have owners,

cats have servants.

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*looks at clock* shit! I got to go!!
...
what the hell, I'm late now anyways, might as well... *internet*

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Not everything has to make sense as long as you're having fun!

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eating your chicken will feed you a day, feeding your chicken gives you an egg every day...

Reposted from SimonLauper

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It`s so sad to see beautiful people ruining their lifes because of what society thinks.

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We live in the world where people tell you to be yourself and then judge you for being other than they are.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Drunk people tend to ignore stop signs. High people wait for them to turn green.

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My parents need to understand the difference between demonic possession and hormones.

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Art is an amplification of self. It's projecting your personality into the world.

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If you cant explain it simply then you dont understand it well enough

-Albert Einstein

Reposted from anonymous

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Have you noticed:

Your shit is stuff, someone else's stuff is shit!

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You don't know real love until you have loved an animal.

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Intelligence sure is important,
but muscles are importanter!

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People who press the elevator button like 500 times. Chill down, it's not a clitoris.

Reposted from satan

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Should canibalism be punished less severe then murder because it doesn't waste ressources?

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You know
you're drunk
when

POTATO.

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The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

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A: :P
B: Put your tongue back in!
A: That's what your mom said last night. Oh sh..!

#yourmomsaid

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Love is like toilet paper.

You only know how important it is when it's gone.

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Age doesn't improve everything and .... neither does experience mean that you got it right.

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If you want my comeback you will have to scrape it off your mother's teeth

#yourmomsaid

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if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

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When was the last time you looked at clouds
-
dreamed?

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I'm forever bound by freedom.
Like wings of lead

Quotes.
Irony.
Charm,

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

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Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

Reposted from theDon

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1.) Hungry
2.) Happy
3.) Sleepy

that's the side effects!

Oh you know what I'm talking about

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If you want to know who rules over your life, find out who you can't criticise.

If
WAR
IS
the
answer the
question
must be

FUCKING
STUPID.

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Frying stuff is one way of saying
"I love you"

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Mom.

Are you there?

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