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Hi! I'm me! Who the heck are you?

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I'm not short. I'm fun size. :)

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If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?

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renamed my ipod the Titanic, so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is syncing" he he

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Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.

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An apple a day will keep anyone away... If thrown hard enough...

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My favorite way to greet new people: "Hi! I'm me! Who are you?"

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Only in America... Do banks leave vault doors wide open and chain the pens to the counter.

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Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

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