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Junglipunjaban

Full time thug. Part time lady.

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Junglipunjaban

And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself ?

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I choose my underwear for the day based on how likely I am to have sex. Today I'm wearing a used grocery bag I found floating across the highway.

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I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas.

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I love you so much that there is almost no chance I'd use you as a bait during Zombie Apocalypse.

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I need to get in shape because if I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.

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Me: I really want to travel

Bank Account: like... to the backyard?

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Courage, dear heart.

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