buzzielizzy's Posts

WHEN YOU ARE FULL OF LÔVÊ, IT CONFUSES PEOPLE WHO ARE FULL OF SHIT.

#charm

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friends are the siblings god never gave us

Reposted from siouxz

#plo, @siouxz, #<3

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PADDY BUYS A BATH BUT TAKES IT BACK THE NEXT DAY COMPLAINING THAT THE WATER KEEPS RUNNING OUT. 'DID YOU BUY A PLUG '? ASKED THE SALESMAN . 'YOU FKR' PADDY SAYS ' YOU NEVER SAID IT WAS ELECTRIC!

#INNIT?, #'CHARMING, #lmao, #;-))

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AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY, BUT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE, KEEP THE FRUIT.

#charm, @Krisargent, #(*_-)

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I'M SO FULL OF CHRISTMAS CHEER, I CAN'T STOP YAWNING

#charm, #'CHARMING, #INNIT?, #•¿•

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MY PRINCE IS NOT COMING ON A WHITE HORSE .... HE'S OBVIOUSLY RIDING A TURTLE SOMEWHERE REALLY CONFUSED.

#charm, @Krisargent, @MyM

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