buzzielizzy's Posts - Boldomatic

THE SUN ISN'T YELLOW, IT IS ACTUALLY WHITE, IT APPEARS YELLOW FROM EARTH BECAUSE OF OUR ATMOSPHERE, WHITCH TINTS ITS YELLOW.

#summery, #'did, #you, #know?, #;-))

BoldDelight, ZeepBella, AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

There's a starman waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow out minds!

Reposted from juliettebravo

#plo, @juliettebravo, #lol, #;-)), #<3

juliettebravo, ZeepBella, AndSheCame, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy and Ziya like this

difficult to read the news without crying

Reposted from arxvis

#summery, #plo, @arxvis, #lol

boldino, bold, Ziya, ZeepBella, arxvis, AndSheCame, killerjoe1941, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

A long time ago summer used to be fun. Now, it's whether or not who controls the weather.

Reposted from MyM

#summery, #plo, @MyM, #lool, #<3<3

ZeepBella, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and buzzielizzy like this

THE MOON TAUGHT ME IT'S OKAY TO GO THROUGH PHASES. THE SUN TAUGHT ME HOW MANY TIMES YOU GO DOWN KEEP RISING!

#summery

boldino, ZeepBella, killerjoe1941, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

I CAN'T WAIT TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE AND HEAR THOSE MAGICAL WORDS.... " THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING".

#summery, #summery#, #;-)))

prubton, ZeepBella, arxvis, AndSheCame, killerjoe1941, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

IN FIFTY YEARS, SOME KID WILL HAVE A FURRY FOR A GRANDPARENT.

#summery, #summery#, @CurrentNobody, #;-)), #<3<3, #', #just, #saying, #lolol

prubton, boldino, Sledge and Ziya like this

KISSES TO THE SKY, I GOT A FEW ANGELS UP THERE.

#summery, #<3, #never, #forgotten<3, @AndSheCame, @Krisargent

juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, boldino and Krisargent like this

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, @boldino, #;-)))

ZeepBella, boldino and buzzielizzy like this

HUMPBACK WHALE? SPERM WHALE? MOBY DICK? BLOWHOLE? THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF NAMING WHALE STUFF ARE PERVERTS!?

#summery, #just, #saying, @___@

ZeepBella, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

HE'S TAKING VIAGRA FOR HIS SUNBURN IT DOESN'T CURE IT BUT IT KEEPS THE SHEETS OFF HIS LEGS!

#summery

ZeepBella, CurrentNobody, boldino, Brosuperior, AndSheCame and MyM like this

Dear FitBit,

I really don't care how many miles I ran. Nor do I really care how much time I ran.

I would prefer to know how many tacos, cookies, or M&Ms I ran.

Thanks.

Reposted from streetmedic

#plo, @streetmedic, #lol, #;-)))

buzzielizzy, streetmedic, sudeshnarocks, MyM, AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

WHOEVER CONVINCED BLIND PEOPLE THEY NEED SUNGLASSES WAS ONE HELL OF A SALESMAN.

#summery

perellano, sudeshnarocks, MyM, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

reposted by FightClub

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~ I left my soul there ~~
~~ down by the sea. ~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~ I lost control here. ~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~ living free ~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Reposted from eulekauzig

#summery, #plo, #huhuhu, @eulekauzig, #<3<3, #;-)))

sudeshnarocks, MyM, Krisargent, buzzielizzy and CurrentNobody like this

"DID THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER JUST GET BOMBED?"

#summery, #summery#, @_@

sudeshnarocks, MyM, boldino and CurrentNobody like this

I'M SO FKN PISSED OFF I'VE HAD TO BUY THE SAME MOVIE TICKETS SIX TIMES NOW BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE AT THE ENTRANCE KEEPS RIPPING THEM IN HALF.

#summery, #lil, #monday, #joke, #;-)))

sudeshnarocks, MyM, AndSheCame, boldino, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, Krisargent and killerjoe1941 like this

MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY WAS BUILDING SANDCASTLES WITH MY GRANDPA.... UNTIL MY MOM HID THE URN FROM ME.

#summery, #lil, #jokey, #;-))

perellano, MyM, AndSheCame, boldino, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

LIKE MY FATHER USED TO SAY ... GET THE FK OUT OF MY DECK CHAIR.

#summery

MyM, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

IT'S ALWAYS SAD WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES HOME, UNLESS THEY ARE SIMPLY GOING AROUND THE CORNER AND WILL RETURN IN A FEW SECONDS WITH AN ICE-CREAM CONE.

#summery, @mym

boldino, Sledge, killerjoe1941, MyM, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and AndSheCame like this

YOU CAN'T LEAVE FOOTPRINTS IN THE SANDS OF TIME IF YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR BUTT. AND WHO WANTS TO LEAVE BUTT PRINTS IN THE SANDS OF TIME?

#summery, #•¿•

Sledge, MyM, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, UsualMan and AndSheCame like this

IRONING BOARDS ARE SURF BOARDS THAT GAVE UP ON THEIR DREAMS AND GOT A BORING JOB, DON'T BE AN IRONING BOARD.

#summery, @MyM, @_@

BoldDelight, eulekauzig, arxvis, Brosuperior, AndSheCame, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

reposted by eulekauzig

ON THE BEACH AND IN THE SEA, ANIMALS DO NOT LEAVE TRASH: HUMANS DO. PLEASE BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS.

#summery

eulekauzig, killerjoe1941, foenix, AndSheCame, BoldDelight, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

#summery

eulekauzig, foenix, boldino, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

FOR YOUR INFORMATION. YOU PEE ON A JELLYFISH STING NOT A JELLY STAIN. AGAIN, MY APOLOGIES TO THE LADY AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE THIS MORNING.

#summery, #eeeps, @__@

Brosuperior, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

WHEN A FLY FLIES THROUGH A FART, DO YOU THINK THEY FEEL THE SAME WAY WE DO WHEN WE DRIVE PAST A GOOD BBQ PLACE?

#summery

Brosuperior, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, boldino and MyM like this

I SAW A GUY AT THE BEACH YELLING " HELP, SHARK, HELP!" I JUST LAUGHED....I KNEW THAT SHARK WASN'T GOING TO HELP HIM.

#summery, #'just, #a, #little, #jokey', #;-)))

MyM and Krisargent like this

I FINALLY GOT TO SEE MY DOCTOR ON MONDAY AND I SHOWED HIM THE SUNBURN ON MY ON MY ASS, BUT HE JUST IGNORED ME AND KEPT PUSHING HIS CART THROUGH COSTCO.

#summery, #•¿-, @mym

Krisargent, MyM and AndSheCame like this

psychologists claim that dating two girls with different hair color at the same time, incredibly motivates to keep your apartment clean.

Reposted from graceyo

#plo, @graceyo, #lol, #;-)))

BoldDelight, buzzielizzy, killerjoe1941, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

I MADE A BEAUTIFUL SANDCASTLE AND @MYM KNOCKED IT ALL DOWN:-(

#summery, #haha, #m&m, #you, #rotter, #oxoxo, @mym, @__@

MyM and CurrentNobody like this

Oh will you look at that.....someone scratched that car that was parked in my parking space...What a bummer...

(puts nail file back in purse)

Reposted from MyM

#plo, @mym, #'manners', #loool, #<3<3, #;-))), #gold

killerjoe1941, CurrentNobody and buzzielizzy like this

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RED AND GREEN? FK ALL APPARENTLY IF YOU'RE A CYCLIST!!

#bloody, #cyclists;-((, #ugh

CurrentNobody and MyM like this

AFTER 35, THERE'S NO WAY TO GET OUT OF A POOL FLOAT WITH YOUR DIGNITY INTACT.

#summery, #summery#, #just, #saying, #•¿•, #hehe, @mym

Brosuperior, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, MyM and boldino like this

IT'S TOO HOT TO EVEN HAVE SKIN. I'M ABOUT TO WALK AROUND IN NOTHING BUT SPIRIT AND TRUTH.

#summery, #•¿•

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Ziya, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, MyM, boldino, killerjoe1941 and sudeshnarocks like this

reposted by MyM

IT'S SO HOT OUTSIDE I ALMOST CALLED MY EX SO I COULD BE AROUND SOMETHING SHADY.

#summery, @Krisargent, @boldino, @mym

Brosuperior, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, MyM, boldino, killerjoe1941, sudeshnarocks and Krisargent like this

THE SUN HAS HIS GOT HIS HAT ON HIP HIP HOORAY ! THE SUN HAS GOT HIS HAT ON AND HE'S CUMMING OUT PLAY •¿•

#summary, #oooh!, @_@

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

FREUDIAN SLIPS THEY HAPPEN TO THE BREAST OF US.

#frenemy

boldino, AndSheCame, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and sudeshnarocks like this

HAS ANYONE HAD THE WRONG SODA COME OUT OF THE CAN?

#I, #got, #brown, #sprite, @__@, #eeeww

boldino, eulekauzig, MyM, Ziya, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHOES HANGING FROM WIRES SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

#•¿•, #does, #anybody, #know?

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, boldino and AndSheCame like this

"IF SOMEONE SAYS IT'S RAINING AND ANOTHER PERSON SAYS IT'S DRY, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO QUOTE THEM BOTH. YOUR JOB IS TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND FIND OUT WHICH IS TRUE."

#frenemy

eulekauzig, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilised with bullshit.

Reposted from Sledge

#plo, @Sledge, #true, #Chuck;-)), #lol

buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, Krisargent, Ziya and MyM like this

$Bold bunny blessings Boldies! (\(\ (\(\ (\(\ (\(\ ( -.-) (-.- ) ( -.-) (-.- ) o_(")(") (")(")_o o_(")(") (")(")_o (\(\ (\(\ (\(\ (\(\ ( -.-) (-.- ) ( -.-) (-.- ) o_(")(") (")(")_o o_(")(") (")(")_o (\(\ (\(\ (\(\ (\(\ ( -.-) (-.- ) ( -.-) (-.- ) o_(")(") (")(")_o o_(")(") (")(")_o May all your chocolate bunnies be bountiful bites, not rat ration size!$

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#PLO, @CurrentNobody, #;-))), #gold, #boldie<3

MyM, AndSheCame, Krisargent, buzzielizzy, Brosuperior and UsualMan like this

DON'T TRY TO FKN PLAY ME. PLAY THE LOTTERY, YOU'LL HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING.

#frenemy

MariaRaposo, MyM, marco_b, timothy21, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

HENCEFORTH, THE WATER IN THE TOILET BOWL SHALLL BE KNOWN AS THE GULF OF TRUMP AND ANYTHING FLOATING IN IT IS A MUSK.

#frenemy, #inspired, #by, @boldino, #;-))

CurrentNobody, DominicLomax, boldino and killerjoe1941 like this

WHEN WE ALLOW THE BITTERNESS OF OTHERS TO CONSUME US, IT PREVENTS ANY CHANCE OF LIFE'S SWEETNESS.

#frenemy

marco_b, BoldDelight, timothy21, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

YOU HAVE NO DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT I'M NOT A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

#frenemy, @killerjoe1941, @Krisargent, @_@

CountVlad, timothy21, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, perellano and Krisargent like this

FIGHTING ON THE STREETS, IN CITIES AROUND THE WORLD, NOT THE RICH FOLK THOUGH.

#haiku, #by, @DominicLomax, #<3, #;-)), #lol

juliettebravo, AndSheCame, Krisargent and Ziya like this

I care a lot and I care for justice that comes with sincerity, honesty and proofs. Not the other way around.

Reposted from MyM

#PLO, @MYM, #<3<3, #LOOOL, #M&M, #OXOXO, @mym

BoldDelight, MyM, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy, boldino and AndSheCame like this

THERE'S A TOILET SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD THAT HAS THE RECORD FOR THE MOST TURD'S TAKEN IN IT AND NOBODY KNOWS WHICH ONE IT IS?

#probably, #in, #the, #Congress, #building, #those, #people, #are, #full, #of, #shit, #•¿•

juliettebravo, DominicLomax, eulekauzig, perellano, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Reposted from anonymous

#frenemy, #plo, @boldino, #;-D

eulekauzig, perellano, CurrentNobody, boldino and buzzielizzy like this

FOOD INSPECTOR IN A BAKERY CATCHES PADDY USING HIS FALSE TEETH TO USE THE DESIGN ON THE EDGE OF APPLE PIES, SHE ROARS "HAVE YOU NOT GOT A TOOL?" " YES REPLIES PADDY" BUT I USE THAT FOR THE DOUGHNUTS!?

@AndSheCame, #hahaha, #lol, #<3, #;-)))

AndSheCame, eulekauzig, Brosuperior, MyM, petegutz2, boldino, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

reposted by Ziya

I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE AN ALARMIST, BUT I JUST SAW KARMA BUY A FIFTEEN INCH STRAP ON.

#frenemy, #8-0, @TimBuktu, @MyM

timothy21, BoldDelight, TimBuktu, DominicLomax, eulekauzig, Brosuperior, MyM, boldino, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

reposted by TimBuktu

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS, BUT THEY'RE MY IDIOTS, AND I WOULDN'T TRADE THEM FOR ANYTHING.... EXCEPT MAYBE A BILLION DOLLARS...

#frenemy, #., @____@, #freak, #with, #standards, @MyM

Sennexd, buzzielizzy, TimBuktu, perellano, eulekauzig, MyM, boldino, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

SANDALS AND SOCKS? COOL, NOW GO AND APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE WHO SAW YOU....

#frenemy

TimBuktu, eulekauzig, MyM, boldino, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

WHAT IF YOU ARE IN HELL AND YOU ARE MAD AT SOMEONE... WHERE DO YOU TELL THEM TO GO?

#frenemy, @mym, @UsualMan

BoldDelight, TimBuktu, perellano, eulekauzig, Brosuperior, boldino, CurrentNobody, Ziya, AndSheCame and MyM like this

reposted by BoldDelight

YOU ARE EITHER: ON MY SIDE, BY MY SIDE, OR IN MY FKN WAY. CHOOSE WISELY.

#frenemy, @DominicLomax

TimBuktu, perellano, eulekauzig, Brosuperior, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, MyM and DominicLomax like this

"Tomorrow belongs
to those who can hear it coming."

David Bowie

Reposted from TimBuktu

@TimBuktu, #lol, #plo, #nice, #one, #;-)))

TimBuktu, Krisargent, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and buzzielizzy like this

WHEN MONEY SPEAKS. NO ONE CHECKS THE GRAMMAR.

#frenemy, #quote

TimBuktu, CountVlad, perellano, MyM, eulekauzig, killerjoe1941, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and UsualMan like this

MAY I COMPARE YOU TO A SUNSET IT'S EVERY FKN DAY WITH YOU

#frenemy, #jinxed, #•¿•

TimBuktu, eulekauzig, killerjoe1941, boldino, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

I KNOW THE DEVIL BE LIKE " DAMN, I CAN'T BREAK THIS WOMAN FOR NOTHING"

#frenemy

AndSheCame, eulekauzig, lonelyscribe, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

NOT EVERYBODY IS GOING TO THINK YOU'RE GORGEOUS AMAZING AND MAGICAL.. THEY'RE WRONG THOUGH. DICKHEADS.

#frenemy, #•¿•

perellano, AndSheCame, Brosuperior, Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, MyM, DominicLomax and boldino like this

IF MONDAY WERE A SHOE. IT'D BE A BROKEN FLIPFLOP.

#frenemy

Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, MyM and boldino like this

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY FK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO STICK GUM ON THE UNDERSIDE OF TABLES.

#frenemy

lonelyscribe, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, eulekauzig, Sennexd, Brosuperior, MyM, CurrentNobody, DominicLomax, AndSheCame and 5 others like this

Found some chorizo,
Was out of date in the bin,
Toiletmageddon.

Reposted from DominicLomax

#plo, @domniclomax, #:-0, #lmao, #lol, #domo, #;-)))

eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Sledge and timothy21 like this

"WE'D BE RICH IF YOU SAID ONE FKN WORD" - ME. TALKING TO MY DOG.

#frenemy, @MyM, @Fionacatherine

petegutz2, CurrentNobody, DominicLomax and MyM like this

THESE EGG PRICES BETTER NOT AFFECT THE CADBURY ONES.

#frenemy, @MyM, #lool, #;-0, #<3

timothy21, petegutz2, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, boldino and MyM like this

WHEN SHANIA TWAIN SAYS 'LETS GO GIRLS' I COULD KICK A DOOR OFF ITS HINGES ;-)))

#frenemy, @Sledge

Fionacatherine, Sledge, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and MyM like this

THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE FITTED SHEETS NEED TO SIT DOWN WITH PEOPLE WHO MAKE MATTRESSES AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE. MAKING THE BED SHOULDN'T BE LIKE PUTTING A SWIMMING CAP OVER A FRIDGE!!?

#honest

sudeshnarocks, ZeepBella, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, killerjoe1941 and DominicLomax like this

#honest

MustBNiceLyfeJ, Fionacatherine, perellano, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella and DominicLomax like this

reposted by MustBNiceLyfeJ

TO THE UNTRAINED EYE, IT WOULD APPEAR I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

#Honest, #•¿•

sudeshnarocks, TimBuktu, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, DominicLomax, ZeepBella and AndSheCame like this

#Honest, #•¿•

buzzielizzy, boldino, Fionacatherine, MyM, cybersont, Sennexd, sudeshnarocks, TimBuktu, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and 2 others like this

reposted by Sennexd and cybersont

Honest Abe from Land of Lincoln, now we think he must've been drinkin' -- didn't give a flyin' *uck, made himself a sittin' duck.

Reposted from killerjoe1941

#plo, #;-, @killerjoe1941, #lol

sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and buzzielizzy like this

We are told to “move on quickly” and “to find closure” - as if loss were a puzzle to solve. But what we do not understand sometimes is that grief is not a problem to solve; it is a language - a language that speaks in the raw syntax of sleepless nights and sudden tears, in the way the mind replays the final conversations like a cursed film reel.

Reposted from UsualMan

#plo, @UsualMan, #lol

killerjoe1941, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and buzzielizzy like this

WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX, I JUST WANNA SEE IF IT FITS.

#nobody, #•¿•

MyM, CurrentNobody and sudeshnarocks like this

THE KEY TO CRACKING EGGS IS TO PRETEND TO BE CONFIDENT, IF YOU HESITATE AT ALL THEY'LL KNOW. THEY CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR.

#nobody, #•¿•

MyM and sudeshnarocks like this

Reposted from AndSheCame

#plo, @AndSheCame, #<3, #;-))), #lol, #'valentine!?, #--<----@

AndSheCame, MyM, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy and Krisargent like this

Question everything
you dont know.
Question everything
you do know.
Maybe you get
no answer,
maybe its
uncomfortable.
But trust that
Everyone has something to teach us, and we all have something to learn...

Reposted from sudeshnarocks

#plo, @Andromenadda, #lol

BoldDelight, MyM, Krisargent, sudeshnarocks and buzzielizzy like this

HE'S A REAL NOWHERE MAN SITTING IN HIS NOWHERE LAND MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE PLANS FOR NOBODY, DOESN'T HAVE A POINT OF VIEW KNOWS NOT WHERE HE'S GOING TO...

#nobody, #nobody#the, #Beatles, #JOE, #BIDEN, #NOWHERE, #MAN, @mym

Fionacatherine, Brosuperior, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, boldino and MyM like this

“Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you-er than you!”

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#nobody, #plo, @CurrentNobody, #;-)), #<3

buzzielizzy, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

MY LOVE DOES NOT TASTE GOOD TO EVERYONE

I AM CORIANDER

Reposted from TimBuktu

#nobody, #plo, @TimBuktu, #;-)), @eulekauzig

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and BoldDelight like this

IF YOU LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED, YOU SHOULD MAKE SOME REASON WHY, JUST TO MESS WITH PEOPLE... LIKE YOU ATE A PINCONE EVERY SINGLE DAY!

#nobody

CurrentNobody likes this

nobody ever understood why feet smell and noses run

Reposted from anonymous

#nobody, #plo, @boldino, #;-))

CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, UsualMan, perellano, buzzielizzy and boldino like this

LIFE DOESN'T HAVE ANY HANDS, BUT IT SURE CAN GIVE YOU A SLAP SOMETIMES.

@TimBuktu

TimBuktu, Krisargent, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

MMMM, SNOW, THE ONLY TIME FOUR INCHES CAN KEEP A WOMAN IN BED ALL DAY!

#charm, #•¿•

foenix, perellano, MyM, boldino, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

@Fionacatherine, #Inspired, @_@, @CurrentNobody

Fionacatherine, Krisargent, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

*WELCOME BACK JANUARY* HERE'S A COLD. GIVE IT TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

#coughs, #&, #sneezes, #spread, #diseases, #

Krisargent, Ziya, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

STILL WORKING ON LAST YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS!

#•¿•

perellano, Krisargent, Ziya, Fionacatherine, MyM, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and boldino like this

"HAVE TOLD SO MANY PEOPLE. " DON'T WORRY NEW YEAR WILL BE BETTER!". I LOVE MISGUIDING PEOPLE".

#•¿•

perellano, Krisargent, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, boldino and MyM like this

reposted by FightClub

IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN MOM'S FAVOURITE.

#charm, @mym

Krisargent, eulekauzig, MyM, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

CHEERS TO THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE US, THE LOSERS WHO LOST US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO GET TO MEET US ;-))

#have, #fun, #be, #safe, #HAPPY, #NEW, #YEARS, #EVE, #<3, #TO, #ALL, #YOU, #BOLDIES, #&, @Boldomatic, #lol

Krisargent, MyM, TimBuktu, Fionacatherine, Ziya, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

HAVE YOU SEEN MY TIK TOK? GOOD GOD, HOW OLD ARE YOU? IT'S CALLED A WATCH..

#charm

perellano, Fionacatherine, MyM, ErikSmit, petegutz2 and CurrentNobody like this

THE BRAIN UP THERE JUST FOR DECORATION HUH?

#charm, @MyM

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and MyM like this

ME: (MEETING THE DEVIL) I LOVE YOUR EGGS .

#charm, #deviled, #eggs, #!!

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and MyM like this

While on the subject,
Thank fuck the shit is over,
For another year.

Reposted from DominicLomax

#plo, @domniclomax

blacknote, BoldDelight, DominicLomax, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and buzzielizzy like this

HAVE YOUR NEIGHBOR FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER ..... THEY MIGHT BE A BIT CHEWY BUT THINK OF THE COST SAVINGS....

#charm

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and MyM like this

A MAN ASKED A FAIRY TO MAKE HIM DESIRABLE AND IRRESISTIBLE TO ALL WOMEN,SHE TURNED HIM INTO A CREDIT CARD.

#charm

Fionacatherine, DominicLomax, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, MyM and Krisargent like this

MY BROTHER IS DATING A GIRL NAMED ROSEMARY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SEASON HER...I GUESS I'LL UNDERSTAND IN THYME.

#charm

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, MyM and Krisargent like this

HERE I AM, WHAT ARE YOUR NEXT TWO WISHES •¿•

#charm

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, MyM and Krisargent like this

YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY .... CAN I SIT HERE?

#charm, #pretty, #please, #•¿•, @MyM

Fionacatherine, perellano, boldino, CurrentNobody, MyM and Krisargent like this

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME, THERE'S NO NEED TO BE AFRAID, WE LET IN LIGHT AND WE BANISH SHADE, AND IN OUR WORLD OF PLENTY, WE SHOULD SPREAD A SMILE OF JOY, PUT YOUR ARM'S THE WORLD IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME, BUT SAY A PRAYER, PREY FOR THE OTHER ONE,S WHEN THERE WON'T BE SNOW IN AFRICA THIS CHRISTMAS TIME, THE ONLY THING THEY'LL GET THIS YEAR IS LOVE. DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT ALL.

#feed, #the, #world<3, #BANDAID, #<3, #:->, @CurrentNobody, @Krisargent

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

I'M SORRY YOUR LIFE IS SO SAD THAT YOU HAVE THE NEED TO STALK MINE. PLEASE DON'T SKIN ME AND WEAR ME AS A COAT.

#charm

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Sledge, boldino and TimBuktu like this

WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

#charm

Fionacatherine, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, Sledge and MyM like this

PEOPLE BE LIKE " BEAR WITH ME" AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A BEAR WITH THEM.?

#charm, @MyM, @_@surely

Krisargent, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

IF YOU HIDE YOUR WEIRDNESS HOW WILL YOUR WEIRDO KINDRED RECOGNIZE YOU? BE YOUR STRANGE, IMPERFECT SELF, THAT'S YOUR GIFT TO THE WORLD.

#charm, #charm#WEIRDO, #KINDRED, @Krisargent

CurrentNobody, MyM, TimBuktu and Krisargent like this

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF BEING NICE NEVER GETS YOU ANYWHERE.

#charm

CurrentNobody, MyM and TimBuktu like this

Reposted from MyM

#charm, #lool, #plo, @MyM, #;-)), @mym

CurrentNobody, boldino and buzzielizzy like this

CHIVALRY ISN'T DEAD, IT JUST FOLLOWED WHEREVER BEING LADY-LIKE WENT.

#charm, #gone, #with, #the, #wind;-))

CurrentNobody, MyM and petegutz2 like this

TO ALL MY FRIENDS, WE MAYBE ON SANTAS NAUGHTY LIST BUT WE HAD S LOT OF FUN GETTING THERE ;-))

@prubton, @_@

TimBuktu, prubton, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

WHEN YOU ARE FULL OF LÔVÊ, IT CONFUSES PEOPLE WHO ARE FULL OF SHIT.

#charm

Floki, CountVlad, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, juliettebravo, Fionacatherine, prubton, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, DominicLomax and 4 others like this

reposted by Ziya

friends are the siblings god never gave us

Reposted from siouxz

#plo, @siouxz, #<3

eulekauzig, prubton, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, siouxz, petegutz2, Krisargent and buzzielizzy like this

PADDY BUYS A BATH BUT TAKES IT BACK THE NEXT DAY COMPLAINING THAT THE WATER KEEPS RUNNING OUT. 'DID YOU BUY A PLUG '? ASKED THE SALESMAN . 'YOU FKR' PADDY SAYS ' YOU NEVER SAID IT WAS ELECTRIC!

#INNIT?, #'CHARMING, #lmao, #;-))

Fionacatherine, prubton, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, MyM, petegutz2 and Krisargent like this

reposted by FightClub

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY, BUT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE, KEEP THE FRUIT.

#charm, @Krisargent, #(*_-)

eulekauzig, Krisargent, MyM, Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, boldino and prubton like this

I'M SO FULL OF CHRISTMAS CHEER, I CAN'T STOP YAWNING

#charm, #'CHARMING, #INNIT?, #•¿•

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, MyM, prubton, boldino and Krisargent like this

MY PRINCE IS NOT COMING ON A WHITE HORSE .... HE'S OBVIOUSLY RIDING A TURTLE SOMEWHERE REALLY CONFUSED.

#charm, @Krisargent, @MyM

CountVlad, Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, boldino, prubton, MyM and Krisargent like this

#charm

perellano, Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, MyM, prubton and Krisargent like this

THERE WAS A MAN WITH NO PLAN. HE ASSURED US US THROUGH HIS FAKE TAN "OH, JUST YOU WAIT! THINGS WILL BE GREAT, JUST LIKE THE CASINOS I RAN".

#charm, #Limerick#, #TRUMP, #;-))

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, petegutz2 and prubton like this

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#plo, #fifibug, @Fionacatherine, #;-)), #<3

CurrentNobody, MyM, prubton, Krisargent and buzzielizzy like this

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, MyM, prubton and boldino like this

EVER LOOK AT YOUR EX AND WONDERED...WAS I DRUNK THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP?

#charm

CurrentNobody, prubton and MyM like this

#charm

prubton likes this

I'VE ALREADY GOT A REASON. I JUST NEED AN ALIBI.

#trust-issues

CurrentNobody likes this

SHARKS AREN'T SO BAD....IF A STRANGER ENTERED MY HOUSE WEARING ONLY SPEEDO I WOULD PROBABLY ATTACK THEM TOO.

#trust-issues, #0_0

CurrentNobody, MyM and Brosuperior like this

#trust-issues

MyM likes this

YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO GO LOOKING FOR THE BLAIR WITCH WANNA GO?

#trust-issues, #0_0

CurrentNobody and MyM like this

AND JUST LIKE THAT.... LITTLE SUSIE CURED THE WORST VIRUS OF ALL...

#trust-issues, #'TELEVISION'

CurrentNobody and MyM like this

NOT SURE WHO CAME UP WITH THE SPELLING OF THE WORD "PHLEGM" BUT PHUCK THEGM.

#trust-issues

Brosuperior, MyM and prubton like this

I'D LIKE TO ROLL THIS DAY UP AND LIGHT THE FUCKER ON FIRE!

#trust-issues, #problems, #trying, #to, #figure, #out, #my, #new, #phone, #•¿•, #ugh

CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame, MyM and Krisargent like this

#trust-issues, #problems, #trying, #to, #figure, #out, #my, #new, #phone, #•¿•, #ugh

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

#trust-issues, #problems, #trying, #to, #figure, #out, #my, #new, #phone, #•¿•, #ugh

Fionacatherine, prubton, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

#trust-issues, #problems, #trying, #to, #figure, #out, #my, #new, #phone, #•¿•, #ugh

prubton and AndSheCame like this

WHOEVER SAID TECHNOLOGY WILL REPLACE PAPER....HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER TRIED TO WIPE THEIR ASS WITH AN IPAD.

#trust-issues, @prubton

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, prubton, MyM, TimBuktu and Sledge like this

PADDY AND MURPHY SAT AT THE AIRPORT, MURPHY SAYS "I WISH I BROUGHT THE TELEVISION" " WHY ARE YOU BORED"? ASKS PADDY, NO, THE PASSPORTS ARE ON TOP OF IT"

#trust-issues, #;-))))

prubton, Sledge, Krisargent, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and boldino like this

WHOEVER SNUCK THE S IN "FAST FOOD" WAS A CLEVER LITTLE FKR.

#trust-issues, #•¿•

prubton, Sledge, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, boldino and MyM like this

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#trust-issues, #plo, #missy, #fifibugg, @Fionacatherine, #xxx

prubton, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

Alone...
we are a collection of moments.

Together...
we are a compilation of cherrished memories!

Reposted from petegutz2

#plo, @petegutz2, #lol, #xx

prubton, buzzielizzy, Krisargent, eulekauzig, boldino, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

JUST GOT A PAPER CUT OPENING A BOX OF JAM TARTS. THERE WILL BE NO FANCY BREAKFASTS AROUND HERE!!

#trust-issues

prubton, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

GOING FOR A WALK BECAUSE I WANT TO STAY HEALTHY ... BRINGING A BAG OF M&M BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST HERE.

#trust-issues, @MyM, #LOOL, #;-))))

Brosuperior, prubton, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, boldino, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

Reposted from anonymous

#trust-issues, #plo, @boldino

prubton, Krisargent, eulekauzig, boldino, CurrentNobody, MyM and buzzielizzy like this

MY FAMILY SAYS THEIR GOODBYES THEN STAND AROUND TALKING FOR 30-45 MORE MINUTES.

#trust-issues, #shut, #the, #front, #door, @-@

prubton, Krisargent, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

Reposted from prubton

#trust-issues, #PLOP, @prubton, #;-))

prubton, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

ATTENTION!!!! HEAVY RAIN IS FORECAST ALL THIS WEEK , PLEASE USE PERMANENT MARKERS ON YOUR EYEBROWS .

#trust-issues, #~••~~

prubton, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

THIS NEW IPHONE COST €1,000 WHEN I TURN ON CAMERA AND POINT IT TO THE SKY, I BETTER SEE JESUS AND HIS TWELVE DECIPLES.

#trust-issues

prubton, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

NEVER COMPLIMENT A WOMAN ON HER MUSTACHE, NO MATTER HOW EPIC IT IS.

#trust-issues

Brosuperior, prubton, perellano, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, Sledge, CurrentNobody, siouxz, MyM and Ziya like this

PEOPLE GET SHOCKED WHEN THEY FIND OUT I'M NOT AN ELECTRICIAN!?

#trust-issues, @MyM

Brosuperior, prubton, perellano, Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, Sledge, Ziya and MyM like this

IF EVOLUTION IS REAL, WHY DON'T I REMEMBER BEING A MONKEY?

#trust-issues, @prubton, @_@

perellano, TimBuktu, Fionacatherine, prubton, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

we need to trust each other more.

i'll be right behind you, trust me.

Reposted from killerjoe1941

#trust-issues, #plo, @killerjoe1941, #;-)))

Krisargent, Sledge, MyM, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and buzzielizzy like this

WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP, I COUNT THE NUMBER OF BUCKLES ON MY STRAIGHT JACKET. •¿•

#trust-issues, @MyM, @mym

timothy21, Sledge, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

BEING CONCEIVED IN THE BACK OF A JEEP DOES NOT MAKE YOU PART CHEROKEE.

#trust-issues, @MyM

Fionacatherine, timothy21, siouxz, Sledge, CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

FKN VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN.....THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THERE....FUCKERS •_•

#trust-issues

MustBNiceLyfeJ, timothy21, Sledge, CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

reposted by MustBNiceLyfeJ

I HOPE WE GET ADVANCED NOTICE ON WHEN THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END SO I CAN STOP DOING LAUNDRY.

#trust-issues

Fionacatherine, timothy21, Krisargent, Sledge, CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

#trust-issues, #phone#issues#, #ugh!!, #:-0

Sledge, CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

DAY-OLD DA-A-AY OLD DAY-OLD BREAD AN' WE WAN' GO HOME.

#trust-issues, #stale, #bread, #:-0

Sledge, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

#trust-issues, #'theres, #always, #a, #Karen, #', #;-)))

Sledge, CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

#trust-issues, #'theres, #always, #a, #Karen, #', #;-)))

MyM and AndSheCame like this

#trust-issues, #'theres, #always, #a, #Karen, #', #;-)))

AndSheCame likes this

YOU CAN HAVE 1,000 PROBLEMS IN LIFE UNTIL YOU HAVE A HEALTH PROBLEM, THEN YOU ONLY ONE PROBLEM.

#trust-issues

Fionacatherine, simonasays, TimBuktu, timothy21, Krisargent, DominicLomax, MyM and AndSheCame like this

PRETTY SURE I ONLY NEED ONE MORE BAD DECISION AND I'll HAVE THE WHOLE SET.

#trust-issues, @MyM

perellano, Fionacatherine, UsualMan, Krisargent, Sledge, MyM and AndSheCame like this

O o

o o o
O

Sometimes all one needs is a bubble bath.
o
O o
o O

Reposted from MyM

#plo, @mym, #LooL, @MyM

AndSheCame and buzzielizzy like this

Give a hug to the next person you know and see...
Tell them it's from me!

Luv ya more then a little; even more than a lot...
But that's not all I got!

So here's my smile from miles away...
Just to make this your special day!

Reposted from Brosuperior

#plo, @Brosuperior, #lol, #;-)))

Krisargent, EffortModel, CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

NOTHING COMES EASY...EVEN SANTA COMES WITH A CLAUSE

#trust-issues, @TimBuktu, @_@

boldino, Brosuperior, perellano, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

reposted by MyM and Sasquatchprime

MY PATIENCE LASTS MORE THAN MY PHONE BATTERY.

#trust-issues

Krisargent, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

HOW SINGLE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

ME: IF I STOOD ON A CLIFF AND SHOUTED
"I LIKE YOU"

MY ECHO WOULD REPLY "I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS"

#trust-issues, @Krisargent

MustBNiceLyfeJ, perellano, Fionacatherine, Brosuperior, CurrentNobody, MyM, Krisargent, Sledge and boldino like this

reposted by MustBNiceLyfeJ

SEEKING ONE NIGHT STAND....
POSSIBLY TWO BECAUSE I HAVE TWO LAMPS.

#trust-issues, #;-)))

Brosuperior, CurrentNobody, MyM, Sledge and UsualMan like this

YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME,
I ZONED OUT ABOUT 20MINUTES AGO.

#trust-issues

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, MyM, Sledge and DominicLomax like this

THE TOES YOU STEP ON TODAY MAYBE BE CONNECTED TO THE FOOT IN YOUR ASS TOMORROW.

#trust, #issues, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, Ziya, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, MyM, Sledge, boldino and UsualMan like this

reposted by FightClub and Ziya

Listen up! You've survived worse days than this. So, chances are high that you'll survive this one as well.

Reposted from petegutz2

#oh-those-humans, #plo, @petegutz2

CurrentNobody, MyM and Sledge like this

"IF BRAINS WERE LEATHER, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO SADDLE A JUNEBUG"

#oh-those-humans, #•¿•

CurrentNobody, MyM and Sledge like this

DEAR BLACK FRIDAY...WE ALL HAVE BIG TVs NOW, PUT THEM GROCERIES ON SALE.

#oh-those-humans, #black, #friday

Stig300, prubton, MyM, foenix, TimBuktu, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, streetmedic and Sledge like this

reposted by FightClub

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE WHO STAY TO FEED THE SOIL AND THOSE WHO COME TO GRAB THE FRUIT.

#oh-those-humans

Floki, prubton, MyM, TimBuktu, lonelyscribe, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

reposted by FightClub

I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING FROM AMAZON YESTERDAY...SO THE UPS GUY KNOCKED ON MY DOOR TO SEE AM I OKAY!!

#oh-those-humans, #wtf, @_@

prubton, MyM, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

THROUGH THE LONG GRASS
PASS THE TALL TREES , THERE'S A CABIN NESTLING IN THE PINES... SO IF YOU'RE PASSING CLOSE BY, COME AND JOIN US JOIN OUR COMPANY.

#oh-those-humans, #'all, #welcome, #', #boldies, #;-)), #lolz, @TimBuktu, @Krisargent

prubton, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

"OKAY WRATH,SLOTH, GLUTTONY ENVY, LUST, PRIDE, AND...WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE AGAIN?"

#oh-those-humans

prubton, TimBuktu, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED MY DREAMS AND BECOME AN ASSASSIN

#oh-those-humans

prubton, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

SOME PEOPLE JUST SUCK THE NICE OUT OF YOU.

#oh-those-humans

prubton, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, Krisargent and Ziya like this

HIM: ARE YOU SLEEPING?

HER: NO, I JUST CLOSED MY EYES AND I TRAVEL FAR AWAY....

HIM: BUT YOU SNORE...

HER: I TRAVEL BY TRACTOR...

#oh-those-humans

prubton, TimBuktu, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

YOU CAN'T GIVE AWAY USED MATTRESS BUT SOMEHOW WE'LL PAY €300 TO SLEEP ON A HOTEL ONE!!?

#oh-those-humans

prubton and Sledge like this

TO THE WOMAN IN WALMART WITH SIX SCREAMING KIDS IF YOU ARE WONDERING HOW THOSE CONDOMS GOT IN YOUR CART..

YOU'RE WELCOME.

#oh-those-humans

Stig300, prubton, Sledge and boldino like this

A POPCORN NECKLACE IS A NICE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU WANT THEM TO BE ATTACKED BY BIRDS.

#oh-those-humans, #'just, #saying, #', #•¿•

prubton, Sledge and boldino like this

GIRL'S MUST BUY €500 PURSES JUST TO IMPRESS OTHER GIRL'S,
NO GUY HAS EVER SAID "BRO, SHE WAS UGLY... BUT THAT PURSE....

#oh-those-humans

Sledge, boldino, BoldDelight and prubton like this

I'M SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP,
I SHUT UP AND SUBTITLES COME OUT ON MY FACE.

#oh-those-humans, #'good, #afternoon, #boldies, #', #•¿•, #BOLDIES, @prubton, @zeux, @boldino

MyM, Sledge, boldino, zeux and prubton like this

WELL, TO BE FRANK I'D HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME.

#oh-those-humans

prubton, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN MYSELF,
I LEFT MY FINGER PUPPETS AT HOME.

#oh-those-humans

prubton, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

I'M BORED,
SOMEONE SEND ME MIXED SIGNALS SO I CAN PRACTICE GETTING MY HOPES UP.

#oh-those-humans

prubton, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

IF YOUR ONLY TOOL IS A HAMMER YOU WILL SEE EVERY PROBLEM AS A NAIL.

#oh-those-humans

prubton, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

IS IT NIP IT IN THE BUTT OR NIP IT IN THE BUD?
I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO NIP IT.

#oh-those-humans

prubton, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

IF YOU WANT TO FEED THE HOMELESS THEN FEED THE HOMELESS

BUT

THE MOMENT YOU PUT IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR OWN EGO.

#oh-those-humans, @CurrentNobody, @KRISARGENT, #does, @_@

perellano, boldino, siouxz, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella, BoldDelight, petegutz2 and TimBuktu like this

Reposted from prubton

#zen, #, #plop, @prubton, #lol, #pru, #;-)))

prubton, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and Krisargent like this

Reposted from prubton

#zen, #plop, @prubton, #<3

prubton and CurrentNobody like this

#zen

prubton, CurrentNobody and ZeepBella like this

Reposted from bold

#plo, @bold, #HAPPY, #BIRTHDAY, #OXOXO, #<3<3, @Boldomatic, #yeah!, #your, #the, #best, #lol, #<3

prubton, buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

FOOLISH MAN TELL WOMAN TO SHUT HER MOUTH....
WISE MAN TELL WOMAN SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WHEN HER LIPS ARE CLOSED.

-EVIL BUDDHA

#zen

prubton, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

ONLY LOOK BACK TO SEE HOW FAR YOU'VE BECOME

#zen, @Krisargent, @_@

prubton, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu and Krisargent like this

IF YOU EVER GET LOCKED OUT YOUR HOUSE, TALK TO YOUR LOCK CALMLY.
BECAUSE COMMUNICATION IS KEY.

#zen

prubton, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

$\ . I . / - ' fart ' - \ ' ` ' in ` .'.` the ' ` ' / - : , bubble : , - / ` ' ~ bath ~ ' ` \ - _ - and not - _ - - , > in the , < - . ' ` blanket ` ' . / ' : fort : ' \$

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#zen, #plo, @CurrentNobody, #been, #there, #done, #that, #;-0, #<3<3, #lmao, #oxoxoxo

prubton, CurrentNobody and buzzielizzy like this

JUST WHEN I'M LOSING FAITH IN SOCIETY,
I SEE A LITTLE OLD LADY SMILE AND GIVE UP HER SEAT...
FOR A PREGNANT MAN WITH A BEARD!!

#zen, #•¿•

prubton, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

MONK CLAIMS HE SAW FACE OF JESUS IN HIS MARGARINE TUB,
SAID: "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUDDHA.

#zen

TimBuktu, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

#jimmy, #Saville, #;-)), @Ziya, #haha, #<3<3

prubton, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

reposted by Ziya

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When i go to the water...

...zen my chaotic
soul calms down!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Reposted from eulekauzig

#zen, #plop, @eulekauzig, #huhuhu, #<3<3

prubton, CurrentNobody, Ziya, boldino and Krisargent like this

VIRGINITY LIKE BUBBLE...
ONE PRICK, ALL GONE.

#zen, #confucus, #:-0

prubton, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

ARMED FORCES DAY IS FOR THOSE STILL THEIR UNIFORMS.
VETERANS DAY IS FOR THOSE WHO HUNG UP THEIR UNIFORMS.
MEMORIAL DAY IS FOR THOSE WHO NEVER MADE IT OUT OF THEIR UNIFORMS.

@petegutz2, #respect, #for, #you, #, #had, #no, #wifi, #yesterday, #lol, #was, #thinking, #of, #&, #all, #who, #served, #<3<3, #god, #bless

CurrentNobody, TimBuktu and boldino like this

DOES ANYONE FIND IT WEIRD HOW QUICK AND WILLING THE BIDEN-HARRIS ADMISTRATION IS ACCEPTING THE ELECTION, LIKE THEY HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED AND ARE JUST PRETENDING TO CARE UNTIL THIS "THING " HAPPENS TO TRUMP?

#thinkin, #!??, #•¿•

prubton, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

after all the
balance in the
world, I am now
zenophobic

Reposted from prubton

#zen, #plop, @prubton

prubton, CurrentNobody and buzzielizzy like this

IN EACH OF US.
TWO NATURE'S ARE AT WAR THE GOOD AND THE EVIL.

-Dr.Jekyll.& Mr.Hyde.

#zen

prubton, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

YOUR AURA GLOWS SO BRIGHT THAT I MIGHT TOAST A MARCHMALLOW OR TWO ON IT...
YOU DON'T MIND DO YOU?

#zen

prubton, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

THAT DIRTY LOOK YOU GIVE THE SIDEWALK WHEN YOU TURN AROUND AFTER YOU TRIP OVER IT.

#zen, #that, @_@, @Krisargent

jimprotzman, prubton, Krisargent, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by FightClub

I LOVE CHOLOCLATE.

READ THAT AGAIN.
THIS IS HOW YOU FAIL YOUR EXAMS.

#zen, #×_×, @TimBuktu, @boldino, @prubton, @_@

perellano, prubton, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and boldino like this

YOU KNOW YOUR GERMAN WHEN...
"YOU KNOW THE LULLABY
"LA LE LU".

@prubton

boldino, prubton, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

THE LITTLE BOY OPENED HIS BIG FAMILY BIBLE...HE WAS FACINATED AS HE FINGERED THROUGH THE OLD PAGES. SUDDENLY SOMETHING FELL OUT OF THE BIBLE, HE PICKED UP THE OBJECT AND LOOKED AT IT, WHAT HE SAW WAS AN OLD LEAF THAT HAD BEEN PRESSED BETWEEN THE PAGES "MAMA, LOOK WHAT I FOUND, " THE BOY YELLED OUT. "WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE DEAR?" WITH ASTONISHMENT IN THE YOUNG BOYS VOICE HE ANSWERED "I THINK IT'S ADAMS UNDERWEAR!"

#zen, #;-)), @CurrentNobody

prubton, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

HARD TO BELIEVE.
A RECENT SURVEY INDICATES THAT THE SMARTPHONE IS NOW THE NUMBER ONE HAND HELD DEVICE.

THE PENIS HAS SLIPPED TO SECOND PLACE!?

#zen, @__@, @prubton

perellano, TimBuktu, prubton and CurrentNobody like this

what a blessing for
mankind

20 years of milk and
honey await us

unless this piece of
crap kicks the bucket

Reposted from prubton

#plop, @prubton, #who, #that, #man, #in, #pic, #?, #pru, #!!?

prubton and buzzielizzy like this

"I NEVER SAID ALL THAT SHIT"

-CONFUCIUS

#zen, @TimBuktu

prubton, DominicLomax, boldino, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

reposted by TimBuktu

MAN WHO CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY...

YUNG NO MO!

#zen, #chinese#, #proverb, #-_-

prubton, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

CONFUCIUS SAYS...

FORGET ABOUT THE PAST, YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT.
FORGET ABOUT THE FUTURE YOU CAN'T PREDICT IT.
FORGET ABOUT THE PRESENT ,
I DIDN'T GET YOU ONE.

#zen, #;-))

prubton, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

MAYBE I'M THE PROBLEM....
NEVER MIND,

THAT DOSEN'T EVEN SOUND RIGHT.

#zen, #, #she, #DOSEN'T, #deny, #her, #crazy, #•¿•

prubton, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Zero time for facts,
No time for truth or knowledge,
The age of stupid.

Reposted from DominicLomax

#haiku, #plo, @DominicLomax, #<3

prubton, Sledge, perellano, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

IF IT HURTS YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS THEM,

YOU'RE PROBABLY HOLDING THE TAZER THE WRONG WAY!!

#zen

AndSheCame, perellano, eulekauzig, Roel, prubton, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and boldino like this

A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET...
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.

#zen, #•¿•

Floki, SingleHunt, perellano, eulekauzig, siouxz, DominicLomax, Roel, boldino, CurrentNobody and prubton like this

Reposted from anonymous

#zen, #plo, @boldino, #;-))

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody, prubton, eulekauzig, Krisargent and boldino like this

WE MUST NOT ALLOW THE CLOCK AND THE CALENDAR TO BLIND US TO THE FACT THAT EACH MOMENT IS A MIRACLE AND A MYSTERY.

H.G.WELLS.

#zen

TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, prubton, Krisargent and eulekauzig like this

#zen

CurrentNobody, prubton and Krisargent like this

WOULD THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE,
PLEASE TURN OFF THE ENLIGHTENMENT?

#zen, #•¿•, #lmao

perellano, CurrentNobody, prubton, eulekauzig and boldino like this

THE BEST KIND OF SELF HELP ADVICE:

IF YOU SEE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES,
HELP YOURSELF.

#zen

CurrentNobody, prubton and eulekauzig like this

YOUR AURA OF AWESOMENESS GLOWS SO BRIGHT THAT I MIGHT TOAST A MARCHMALLOW OR TWO ON IT,

YOU DON'T MIND DO YOU?

#zen, #@___@

CurrentNobody, prubton, eulekauzig and boldino like this

IN LIFE ONLY ONE THING IS CERTAIN...
FRIDAY WILL COME.

#zen

CurrentNobody, prubton, eulekauzig, damon.lindsay2 and boldino like this

I WAS TERRIBLE AT SPELLING WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL, BRILLIANT AT JOGRAFY THOUGH.

#zen

prubton, boldino, Ziya, Sledge, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, @boldino, #niçe, #one, #lolz;-))

prubton, Sledge, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and boldino like this

#zen

prubton, boldino, Ziya, Sledge, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

zen of laughter, leaks light into souls dark

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#zen, #plo, @CurrentNobody, #<3<3

buzzielizzy, prubton, Ziya, Sledge, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WITH BLOCKED THROAT CHACKRA.

#zen, #•¿•

eulekauzig, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, prubton and Krisargent like this

EVERYTHING SLICK DON'T SLIDE....AND JUST BECAUSE I LET IT SLIDE,
DON'T THINK YOU SLICK.

#zen

TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, prubton and boldino like this

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#zen, #plo, @Fionacatherine, #fifibugg, #<3<3, #;-))

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and prubton like this

#zen, @TimBuktu

CurrentNobody, prubton, boldino and Krisargent like this

don't hold your genitals into the chocolate fountain

Reposted from anonymous

#zen, #plo, @boldino, #;-)), @prubton

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody, prubton and boldino like this

HERE'S TO ALL OF US BEAUTIFUL, CONFUSED SOULS WHO WAKE UP AND KEEP TRYING EVERYDAY.

#and, #the, #coffee, #who, #makes, #it, #all, #possible, #<3

eulekauzig, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, prubton and Krisargent like this

MAY THE SOULS AND ALL THE SOULS OF THE FAITHFULL DEPARTED MAY THEY REST IN PEACE.

#all, #saints, #day, #1st, #of, #November

TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, prubton and Krisargent like this

WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBHOOD !

WHO YE GONNA CALL?

#ghost, #busters, #•¿•

eulekauzig, Sledge, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, prubton and Krisargent like this

I THINK FOR HALLOWEEN I SHALL GO AS KARMA...
SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED!

#@___@

eulekauzig, Sledge, boldino, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and prubton like this

I THINK MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF A CHICKEN, IT'S A POULTRYGHEIST. A FOUL SPIRIT, I'M GOING TO CALL AN EGGORCIST, TO HELP IT CROSS TO THE OTHER SIDE.

#halloween

TimBuktu, prubton, AndSheCame, Sledge and zeux like this

THANK YOU RING CAMERA FOR SHOWING ME HOW LARGE MY ASS IS AS I PICK UP MY AMAZON BOXES.

#maga

prubton, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

Ziya, TimBuktu, prubton, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

reposted by prubton

confabulations on the

B b

a
bo ic
ld at
om amazon

perfect partnership

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#plo, @CurrentNobody

prubton and buzzielizzy like this

THE DEVIL SHAKES A PITCHFORK,
THE GRIM REAPER SWINGS A SCYTHE..SO FARMING MUST BE A BIG THING IN THE UNDERWORLD.

#just, #saying, #•¿•

TimBuktu, prubton and Sledge like this

You matter.

The place you hold
in this world
makes a difference.

Don't give up.

Reposted from AndSheCame

#plo, @AndSheCame, #lol, #<3<3

prubton, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

IF YOU FIND SHOULDER PADS IN YOUR CLOTHES, YOU'VE TURNED THE CLOCK BACK TOO FAR...

Reposted from TimBuktu

#plo, @TimBuktu, #;-))

TimBuktu, prubton and buzzielizzy like this

Reposted from Boldomatic

#halloween, #plo, @bold, #;-))

prubton, CurrentNobody and boldino like this

GOT ALL MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DONE THIS MORNING...

HOPE EVERYONE LIKES HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

#halloween

prubton, Sledge, Krisargent, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, boldino and arxvis like this

PADDY AND MICK ARE ON HOLIDAY IN SOUTH AFRICA, THEY ARE SITTING ON A RIVERBANK, WHEN SUDDENLY A CROCODILE SWIMS BY WITH A MAN'S HEAD IN HIS MOUTH,
"JAYSUS PADDY, DID YOU SEE THAT FELLOW?"
"I DID MICK AND THE FLASH BASTARDS GOT A LACOSTE SLEEPING BAG.

#•¿•, #lmao

prubton, Sledge, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, boldino and petegutz2 like this

IT'S SO ADORABLE HOW PEOPLE THINK I'M HARMLESS,
LIKE I WON'T TAXIDERMY YOU AND MAKE A SEX DOLL OUT OF YOUR CARCASS

#halloween, #•¿•, @prubton

TimBuktu, Sledge, prubton, boldino, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

YOU'RE SOME OF THE FINEST MONKEYS I'VE EVER FLUNG POO WITH;-))

#boldies, #<3<3

Sledge, prubton, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

KARMA IS LIKE A RUBBER BAND, YOU CAN ONLY STRETCH IT SO FAR BEFORE IT COMES BACK AND SMACKS YOU IN THE FACE.

#maga, #Trump, #, #is, #unhinged, #!!

eulekauzig, prubton and CurrentNobody like this

DON'T MAKE EXCUSES FOR NASTY PEOPLE, YOU CAN'T PUT A FLOWER IN AN ASSHOLE AND CALL IT A VASE.

#maga

eulekauzig, prubton, TimBuktu, RandomHero1981 and CurrentNobody like this

WHEN THE GOING GETS WEIRD,

THE WEIRD TURN PRO.

#maga

eulekauzig, prubton and CurrentNobody like this

FIRST TRIP BOOKED FOR 2O25.
HOPEFULLY OFF TO ICELAND IN FEBRUARY,

IF THAT GOES WELL, PROBABLY LOOKING AT ASDA IN MARCH AND TESCO IN APRIL.

#maga, #•¿•

prubton, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

TWO RATS IN A SEWER.

THE FIRST ONE SAYS "I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT! TURDS FOR BREAKFAST, TURDS FOR DINNER, YET MORE TURDS FOR TEA AND GUESS WHAT? ANOTHER TURD FOR SUPPER".

"DON'T WORRY! SAYS THE OTHER RAT
TONIGHT WE'LL GO ON THE PISS".

@prubton

prubton and CurrentNobody like this

"HONEY THERE'S A WITCH AT THE DOOR?

JUST GIVE IT SWEETS AND TELL IT TO FK OFF "

MOTHER -IN - LAW HASN'T SPOKEN TO ME SINCE.

#halloween, #joke, @_@

Sennexd, prubton, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

MY MOOD HAS SO MANY SWINGS IT'S A PARK NOW.

#I'll, #let, #myself, #out

Sennexd, prubton, UsualMan, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

LIFE GETS A LOT EASIER WHEN YOU STOP EXPECTING ORANGE JUICE FROM APPLES.

#maga

perellano, prubton, AndSheCame, boldino and CurrentNobody like this

HE WHO IS GUILTY IS THE ONE WHO HAS MUCH TO SAY.

#maga, #african, #proverb

prubton, lonelyscribe, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and UsualMan like this

SOME DAYS IT TAKES ALL MY STRENGTH NOT TO TURN SOMEONE INTO A TOAD...OR SHOVE MY BROOMSTICK UP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.

#maga, #•¿•

prubton, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I LIKE MY STEAK SO RARE...A GOOD VET COULD BRING IT BACK TO LIFE.

#•¿•

prubton, boldino and CurrentNobody like this

INTERVIEWER:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO STORM AREA 51.

KIM DUNAWAY:
I WANT TO FREE MY SON.

#maga, #E.T., #s, #mom, #•¿•

prubton and TimBuktu like this

THE WORST THING ABOUT DEPRESSION IS THAT KNOWING 150yrs AGO MY TREATMENT WOULD BE VIBRATORS AND HEROIN!!?

#badluck, #ugh, #:-0

Sennexd, prubton, TimBuktu and timothy21 like this

YE KNOW WHAT....

I GUARANTEE THERE IS NO LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS, OR WE WOULD HAVE SENT THEM MONEY ALREADY.

TimBuktu and timothy21 like this

Reposted from Convo_Ray

#plo, @Convo_Ray

buzzielizzy likes this

I GET DRUNK OFF THAT OLD SMELL IN THE LIBRARY.
HAMMERED?
NAH, SON.
#GRAMMARED.

prubton, TimBuktu and timothy21 like this

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WITH NO PLAN.
HE ASSURED US THROUGH HIS FAKE TAN:
"OH, JUST YOU WAIT!
THINGS WILL BE GREAT,
JUST LIKE THE CASINOS I RAN"

#maga, #, #limerick, #;-))

perellano, prubton, TimBuktu and timothy21 like this

A ROADRUNNERS MAXIMUM SPEED IS 20mph.

AN AVERAGE COYOTE CAN RUN AT 42MPH.

EVERYTHING IN OUR CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE.

#maga, #beep, #;-))

prubton, TimBuktu, AndSheCame and petegutz2 like this

MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG ABOUT ALLERGIES...
IS 'BLOWING IN THE WIND'

BY PETER POLLEN MARY.

#golden, #oldie, #song, #;-)), @prubton, @__@

timothy21, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, prubton and boldino like this

#maga

CurrentNobody, prubton and boldino like this

A GALAPAGOS TORTOISE CAN LIVE UP TO 200yrs AND NOT ENJOY ANY MINUTE OF IT.

#maga

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu and prubton like this

HAPPY 3yd BIRTHDAY TO THE TARTER SAUCE AND THE JAR OF PICKLES IN MY FRIDGE.

#maga, @boldino

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, prubton and boldino like this

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, I LITERALLY THOUGHT
"THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE MARKET "
MEANT IT WENT SHOPPING!!

#who, #knew??, #•¿•, @boldino

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, prubton and boldino like this

GUYS WITH AN EYE PATCH AND THREE FINGERS SELL THE BEST FIREWORKS!!

#@_@

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, prubton and boldino like this

WONDERING...
IS THE ADMISTRATION GOING TO GIVE OUR HELENE STORM REFUGEES DEBIT CARDS AND PUT THEM UP IN HOTELS!?

#maga, #just, #saying, @prubton

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu and boldino like this

#maga

CurrentNobody, Sledge and boldino like this

patrick goes to confession says: 4give me father 4 i have sinned- i have been with a loose woman. priest says: patrick callahan is that u? patrick says yes father. priest says was it linda calhoun? pat says i cannot say father i dont want to ruin her reputation. priest goes on to name 4 more, each time pat refuses to say. priest says: well patrick, if youve been w a loose woman n wont say who, then you cant be an altar boy 4 4 months. after confession, his buddy tim said: what did you get? patrick says: 4 months vacation and 5 good leads!

Reposted from siouxz

#plo, @siouxz, #;-))), #lol

buzzielizzy, timothy21, siouxz, prubton and CurrentNobody like this

I OFFERED A TEDDY BEAR DINNER,
BUT HE SAID NO THANKS I'M ALREADY STUFFED.

#I'll, #let, #myself, #out, #;-)), @petegutz2, #haha, #lol, @sledge, @prubton

timothy21, AndSheCame, prubton, Sledge, CurrentNobody, lonelyscribe and Krisargent like this

JUST FINISHED READING
"A HUNDRED THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE"...
I WAS QUITE SURPRISED TO SEE
"SHOUT FOR HELP"
WASN'T IN THERE...

#inspired, #by, @boldino, #(^_-), #lol

eulekauzig, petegutz2, perellano, timothy21, AndSheCame, prubton, DominicLomax, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and 2 others like this

reposted by FightClub

MAN CAN CREATE A MILLION DIFFERENT LAWS, BUT UNTIL WE FOLLOW THE TEN GOD GAVE US. NOTHING WILL CHANGE.

#maga, @TimBuktu

CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame and TimBuktu like this

Getting followed by Bad Luck again, and this time it looks like he's got nothing on under his trench coat.

Reposted from Ziya

#plo, #, #badluck, #post, #oldie, @Ziya, #lmao, #lolz, #xx

Ziya, CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame, buzzielizzy and boldino like this

I was trying to be bold but you turned me into wine.

Reposted from Ziya

#plo, @ziya, #<3

Ziya, CurrentNobody, prubton and buzzielizzy like this

I WILL BUILD A GREAT BIG DOG PARK AND THE CATS WILL PAY FOR IT.

#maga

CurrentNobody, prubton, perellano and boldino like this

reposted by prubton

I CAN'T KEEP UP, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.

#muaaaah, #;-)), #boldies, #xxxxxx

CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame, perellano, boldino and Krisargent like this

I WAS SOBER FOR FOURTEEN STRAIGHT YEARS.
THEN I TURNED EIGHTEEN.

#maga, #trump, #•¿•

CurrentNobody, prubton, TimBuktu, perellano and boldino like this

I BETTER SCREENSHOT THIS JUST IN CASE I NEED TO USE IT FOR BLACKMAIL.

#maga, #thats, #what, #he, #said, #!!

CurrentNobody, prubton and AndSheCame like this

FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY.

#maga

CurrentNobody, prubton, TimBuktu and perellano like this

reposted by TimBuktu

PICTURE ME DOWNPLAYING MY DOPENESS TO SOOTHE YOUR INSECURITIES....

THEFUCKOUTHAHERE!.

#maga

CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame and TimBuktu like this

NEVER LET AN OLD MAN GET INTO YOUR BODY.

OOPS! I MEANT YOUR HEAD ;-0

#maga, @prubton, @_@

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody, prubton and TimBuktu like this

YOU NEVER REALLY LEARN TO SWEAR UNTIL YOU LEARN TO DRIVE.

#maga

eulekauzig, -Juliane-, lonelyscribe, ConradKilroy, CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame, TimBuktu, perellano and boldino like this

reposted by FightClub

#maga

CurrentNobody, prubton, TimBuktu and boldino like this

AUTUMN DOG TURDS...
YOU KNOW THEY'RE OUT THERE, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE?

#autumn, #leaves, #&, #turds

CurrentNobody, prubton and AndSheCame like this

WHY WAKE UP STRESSING
WHEN WAKING UP IS A BLESSING.

#prayers, #for, #florida, #&, #Lebanon, #xxxxx, #:-((

CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame, TimBuktu and Krisargent like this

AT TRUMP HOTELS, HOUSEKEEPING LEAVES
'IN PEACH MINTS ON YOUR PILLOWS.'

#maga

TimBuktu, prubton, boldino and CurrentNobody like this

HUGH HEFNER
BECAME A MULTI MILLIONAIRE STAYING AT HOME IN HIS JAMMIES...I'M NOT HAVING THE SAME RESULTS?

-TRUMP.

#maga

TimBuktu, prubton and CurrentNobody like this

Reposted from ZeepBella

#maga, #PLO, @ZeepBella, #lmao, #lolz, #xx, @prubton, @siouxz

ZeepBella, buzzielizzy, prubton, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and AndSheCame like this

IS IT NIP IN THE BUTT OR NIP IT IN THE BUD?
I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO NIP IT.

#;--))

TimBuktu, prubton, boldino, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

I'M JUST HERE BECAUSE REAL LIFE WON'T HAVE ME.

#maga

TimBuktu, perellano, prubton, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

IRS & EBT ANOTHER STIMULUS CHECK WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.

OR WHATEVER ARETHA FRANKLIN WAS SAYING.

#Aretha, #Franklin, #song, #;-))

prubton, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

OFFICIALLY BOUGHT THE FIRST BAG OF HALLOWEEN CANDY,

THAT WILL NOT MAKE IT TO HALLOWEEN.

#muaaaah, @_@

Sledge, boldino, CurrentNobody, prubton and Krisargent like this

MY NAME IS WHALLIAM.
PLEASE CALL ME WHALE.

@Krisargent, #nice, #to, #meet, #you, #'BUBBLE', #;-)), #LOL

Sledge, boldino, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and prubton like this

reposted by FightClub

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN PROCRASTINATOR?

PUTINOFF,
I'M ALWAYS RUSSIAN AROUND PUTIN THINGS OFF ,
THEY USED TO CALL IT STALIN.

#maga, #ouch!!

Sledge, CurrentNobody and prubton like this

WHAT'S AN INSULT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET?

A TEACHER ONCE TOLD ME I WAS LAZY BECAUSE I DID ALL MY WORK AS QUICKLY AS I COULD SO THAT I COULD SPEND MORE TIME DOING NOTHING.

30yrs LATER I STILL DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS?

#•¿•, @prubton

perellano, Sledge, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, Krisargent and prubton like this

reposted by FightClub

IT MAY BE YOUR DREAM TO VISIT A CAPTIVE FACILITY AND SWIM WITH A DOLPHIN,
IT IS A CAPTIVE DOLPHINS DREAM TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN WITH HIS FAMILY,
WHICH DREAM REALLY MATTERS HERE?

#SAVE, #MISTY, #THE, #DOLPHIN, #<3

CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, Krisargent and prubton like this

GONNA PAUSE HERE I NEED TO SPIT OUT SOME HUMAN...

#man, #swallowed, #by, #whale, @Krisargent, #;-)), #lolz, #<3, #'bubbles, #', #bloop, #bloop', #lol, @CurrentNobody

prubton and CurrentNobody like this

I HATE HOTEL BATH TOWELS. SO THICK AND FLUFFY I CAN'T EVEN CLOSE MY SUITCASE.

#come, #on', #we've, #all, #done, #it, #!!, #lmao, @_@, #lolz, @TimBuktu

CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame, DominicLomax and TimBuktu like this

WHOEVER LOST THEIR iPHONE OUTSIDE MCDONALD'S THIS MORNING FK OFF AND STOP CALLING ME ON MY NEW PHONE.

#just, #kidding;-))), #lolz

CurrentNobody, prubton, AndSheCame and TimBuktu like this

#maga, @prubton

CurrentNobody, prubton and Ziya like this

WHOEVER WROTE,
"ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL "
HAD NEVER BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH.

#maga, #hahaha, #;--))

CurrentNobody, perellano, boldino, prubton, TimBuktu and AndSheCame like this

I'M 93% CONFIDENT I COULD TEACH A RACCOON TO DRIVE.

#maga

CurrentNobody and prubton like this

I KNOW MY PASSPORT SITTING IN MY DRAWER CONFUSED AS HELL.
SOON, LITTLE ONE, SOON.

#•¿•

CurrentNobody, perellano, prubton and AndSheCame like this

I VOTED FOR TRUMP AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEE-SHIRT!!

#maga, #I, #CANT, #MAKE, #A, #TEE-SHIRT, #:-(((

prubton, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

I HAVE A LITTLE COUGH SIR,
IN MY LITTLE CHEST SIR,
AND EVERY TIME I COUGH SIR,
I GET A LITTLE PAIN SIR,
COUGH ' COUGH '
THERE IT GOES AGAIN SIR.

#ouch!!, #•¿•

prubton, AndSheCame, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

IGNORE THE GROWL AND SLOWLY PUSH THE COFFEE TOWARDS ME.

#maga

prubton, AndSheCame, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and UsualMan like this

#hahaha, #;-))

CurrentNobody and petegutz2 like this

WHEN HIS LIFE WAS RUINED, HIS FAMILY KILLED, HIS FARM DESTROYED, JOB KNELT DOWN ON THE GROUND AND YELLED UP TO THE HEAVENS, "WHY GOD? WHY ME"? AND THE THUNDERING VOICE OF GOD ANSWERED, " THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT PISSES ME OFF."

#maga, #•¿•

petegutz2 likes this

"SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S ONLY THE BAD PEOPLE WHO STAY HEALTHY AND PROSPER."

#maga, #stephen, #king, #quote, #'the, #shining'

TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, prubton and petegutz2 like this

JOB INTERVIEW SAYS IN YOUR RESUME YOU

WENT TO HARVARD

TRUMP: YES FOR MY COUSINS GRADUATION

#maga

CurrentNobody and timothy21 like this

Probbably more succes on:

"Make Aliens Green Again"

Reposted from ErikSmit

#maga, #plo, @ErikSmit, #;-))

CurrentNobody and buzzielizzy like this

AUTUMNAL MORNING, COOL AND DAMP, YIELDING TO WARMTH, BERRIES AND SPIDERS.

#plo, @DominicLomax, #haiku

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Krisargent and timothy21 like this

A PARADISE WORLD,
DOMINATED BY HUMANS,
DOSEN'T STAND A CHANCE.

#haiku, #courtesy, #of, @DominicLomax, #;-)), #xx

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and timothy21 like this

FREE VACUUM CLEANER, WHEN YOU SPEND A HUNDRED POUNDS,
FUCKING MARVELOUS.

-haiku

#, #good, #morning, #domo, #;-)), #lol, @domnic, #lomax, #xx

CurrentNobody and timothy21 like this

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRU I'M SO GLAD YOU DIDN'T GET STUCK IN A CONDOM ;-))

#maga, @prubton, #hahaha, #lololol, #xxxxxx, @timothy21

CurrentNobody, prubton, TimBuktu, petegutz2 and eulekauzig like this

WE'RE IN THE STICKIEST SITUATION SINCE STICKY THE STICK INSECT GOT STUCK ON A STICKY BUN.

-blackadder quote.

#maga

timothy21, UsualMan, prubton, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, petegutz2 and eulekauzig like this

"IT IS ALWAYS SAD WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES HOME,

UNLESS THEY ARE SIMPLY GOING AROUND THE CORNER AND WILL RETURN IN A FEW MINUTES WITH ICE CREAM SANDWICHES "
-Lemony Snicket.

timothy21, UsualMan, prubton, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu and eulekauzig like this

PEOPLE DON'T NOTICE WHETHER IT'S WINTER OR SUMMER WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY..

#inspired, #by, @CurrentNobody, #;-)), #<3<3

Fionacatherine, timothy21, UsualMan, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, eulekauzig, Krisargent and prubton like this

THE ONLY SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE A 3rd GRADE BOY NEEDS TO KNOW IS THAT GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!?

#maga, #•¿•, @prubton

timothy21, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, eulekauzig and prubton like this

PATRIOT:
THE PERSON WHO CAN HOLLER THE LOUDEST WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT HE IS HOLLERING ABOUT.

#maga, #quote, #mark, #twain, #.

timothy21, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, eulekauzig and prubton like this

Reposted from Krisargent

#plo, @Krisargent, #me, #too, #lol, #<3

timothy21, ZeepBella, buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, petegutz2, prubton, Krisargent and 1 other like this

things end. people leave. and you know what? life goes on. besides, if bad things didnt happen, how would we be able to feel the good ones?

Reposted from siouxz

#plo, @siouxz

timothy21, buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, siouxz, petegutz2, prubton, Krisargent and 1 other like this

before the debate

make-up artist:
as orange as ever?

him:
I don't know, I feel like something a little fresher today

make-up artist:
light orange and greyer hair?

Reposted from prubton

@prubton, #;-)), #lolz, #xx

timothy21, buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, petegutz2, prubton and Sledge like this

MY POTTED CACTUS DIED, I AM LESS NUTURING THAN THE DESERT.

Fionacatherine, timothy21, streetmedic, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, Sledge, AndSheCame, prubton and Krisargent like this

STOP BLAMING YOURSELF OR OTHERS, LEARN FENG SHUI AND BLAME THE FURNITURE.

#maga

Fionacatherine, timothy21, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, Sledge and prubton like this

#how, #Y'ALL, #doin, #boldied, #missed, #xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, Sledge, AndSheCame, prubton, Krisargent and TimBuktu like this

I WOULD LOVE TO DROWN MY SORROWS BUT I CAN'T GET THE ASSHOLE TO FOLLOW ME INTO THE WATER!!!

#maga

perellano, Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, UsualMan, CurrentNobody, prubton and boldino like this

CANT YOU FEEL THE FEAR I'M FEELING TODAY IF THE BUTTON IS PUSHED THERE'S NO RUNNING AWAY..WITH THE WORLD IN A GRAVE THERE'LL BE NO ONE TO SAVE TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU BOY THEIR GONNA KILL YOU BOY, AND YOU TELL ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN MY FRIEND, AH! YOU DON'T BELIEVE WE'RE ON THE EVE OF DESTRUCTION.

#maga, #maga#, #don't, #know, #who, #sang, #it, #:-((, #great, #song, #', #this, #eastern, #world'

timothy21, Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and prubton like this

THE NEW IS ALREADY HERE.
THE OLD IS JUST MAKING A LOT OF NOISE DYING.

#maga

timothy21, streetmedic, buzzielizzy, siouxz, Fionacatherine, boldino, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Ziya and prubton like this

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE LEFT WING AND THE RIGHT WING BELONG TO THE SAME BIRD.

#maga

timothy21, streetmedic, TimBuktu, Fionacatherine, boldino, AndSheCame, juliettebravo and CurrentNobody like this

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#plo, @Fionacatherine, #oxoxoxo

CurrentNobody and prubton like this

THE HAIR IS RED THE SKIN IS FAIR, THE HERITAGE IS IRISH,
THE TEMPER IS NOT A MYTH, BE STUPID AND I WILL PROVE IT.

#maga, #don't, #mess, #with, #an, #irish, #girl, #mr, #trump, @prubton

siouxz, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and prubton like this

I COME FROM COUNTY WICKLOW THE LAND OF EGGS AND BACON ,
AND IF YOU THINK I'LL EAT YOUR FISH AND CHIPS,
BE JASUS YOU'RE MISTAKEN.

#maga, #irish, #quote, @sledge

timothy21, Sledge, TimBuktu, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and prubton like this

THE BLACK VELVET BAND.

HER EYES THEY SHONE LIKE DIAMONDS YOU THINK SHE WAS QUEEN OF THE LAND AND HER HAIR HUNG ON HER SHOULDERS TIED UP WITH A BLACK VELVET BAND.

#old, #irish, #song, @prubton, #;-))

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, Krisargent and prubton like this

SHE SAID SHE WANTED A RING, HE SAID TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF SILENT.

#maga

ZeepBella, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, Sledge and prubton like this

WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU RAN OVER AN ANIMAL..
BUT FIND OUT IT WAS JUST SOMEONE WEARING A MAGA HAT.

#maga

siouxz, CurrentNobody, emiledi77, Sledge and prubton like this

$____ / _ \ \ / / _\ \ _ / / \ / L/ \ / ____ ~ _ \ _\ l \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \/_____ / l____\/ \_____> < ____/ \ l Recycle negative vibe, turn it to power to carry on.$