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FRITIG
MORGE
PARTY
IM AUTO!

#party, #auto, #freitag

Luenchen likes this

halbwegs kreativ

oder so.

noartists, Pesca, little_hippie, Lirpae.., Luenchen, aehmpaeh, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

#back, #at, #the, #boldohooome

FrankFilocamo, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo and FrankF

i don't even care. cuz i'm burnin' some bridges.

#bridge, #burn, #notgivinafuck, #fickschniezel

djobone, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

egal.

kreativ.

Lirpae.. and musissy like this

i like to throw food parties.

that's when you throw a party and you only invite food.

#food, #party, #single

janem803, Babs_77, beesmoove, bold and Luenchen like this

virtueller hug!! aaaaaaw!

mjf, Babs_77, Luenchen, guggigirl, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

es sollte in clubs solche: "bist du dir sicher, dass du mit dem(r) nach hause willst?" boxen geben.

musissy, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

ihr vermisst meine bolds

gebt's zu.

Lirpae.. likes this

ALIENS DIE NUR HALLO SAGEN!

ZoJ, beesmoove, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

hello lucerne i missed you.

#blueballs, #festivalhype, #för9tägluzerner!, #prääää

Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

#duckfaceoveruse

Roel, Lirpae.., musissy and satan like this

Some skin is peeling off from my forehead after a massive sunburn... makes me feel Jewish.

Reposted from bold

#kingbold!

bold likes this

b.b. King.

do i really have to say more?

#king

Saskaya, Babs_77, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and Ace like this

if you ride like lightning

you're gonna crash like thunder.

Pesca, Lirpae.., bold and beesmoove like this

you can learn from everybody, you just have to know how.

#learn, #people, #mammasweisheit

Babs_77, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

s'läbe esch härt. aber ich han en härtere.

#vulgär, #läbe

Pesca, dreamworld, A.M., ZoJ, pasquale85, musissy, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS!!

#kanye, #croissants, #punchline

begrian, Babs_77 and izzi like this

congratulation.

you're now an idiot in two languages.

#idiot, #languages, #sundayhate

A.M., Babs_77, begrian, guggigirl, bold, SimonLauper and musissy like this

and tell Joe, he's very ugly!

satan and Lirpae.. like this

That 3 second lap dance u get at the movies when someone walks by...

Reposted from nicoleyeary

Babs_77, ZoJ and musissy like this

If i could remember my weird ass dreams.
you all would get some Oscar qualified movies.

damn.

#oscars, #movies, #dreams

beesmoove, musissy and Roel like this

husten bis die lunge fliegt.

#husten, #erkältung

mjf, guggigirl, musissy, Lirpae.. and Roel like this

george hamilton is the only person that can call hulk hogan a fag.

#hulk, #hogan, #george, #hamilton

Lirpae.. likes this

ich han uf mim lohnuswiis bluet spure...

sorry boss. zahl halt meh.

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and begrian like this

the more i learn about people, the more i like my cat.

#cat, #marktwain

_Nathalie_, soene, kj55, beesmoove, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Luenchen, Babs_77, ga_reb, musissy and 1 other like this

reposted by Babs_77

14-karat trouser snakes!

Lirpae.. and NukeSkywalker like this

bruuuuuuum bruuuuuuumbruuuuuuum

guggigirl, Luenchen and izzi like this

ich bolde so wenig, weil ich noch ein soziales leben führe.

scheisse bin ich erbärmlich.

SimonLauper, A.M., Luenchen, ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

ein lude ist letztlich nur eine hure, der den huren gegenüber den spiess umgedreht hat.

-sweet jones

Lirpae.. likes this

morgen muss ich nach genf, chef findet ein zugticket zu teure, er kauft mir das halbtax abo und ein tages GA 1. klasse.

hmm?

izzi, begrian, Lirpae.., musissy, jano, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

MYYY
GODNESS!!!

have a sandwich.

aehmpaeh, izzi, begrian and Lirpae.. like this

ich wusste ja, das AD's (art director für die nicht hipschter) nerven können.

aber Producer killen alles!

wasn arsch heute!

Lirpae.., ZoJ, NukeSkywalker, guggigirl and little_hippie like this

du
gesichtsniederlage.

juergmettler, ZoJ, Luenchen, guggigirl, little_hippie and Lirpae.. like this

ich bade in der sonne.

im stau.

aehmpaeh, ZoJ, Luenchen, Lirpae.., guggigirl, izzi and musissy like this

Das Absurbe am Hipster ist, dass er vor lauter Angst vor der Zukunft vergisst, sie zu gestalten.

guggigirl, ZoJ, musissy, _Nathalie_ and Lirpae.. like this

ARGO
FUCK
YOURSELF

izzi, Lirpae.. and fuechsin like this

fragt mal die leute, die über hipster fluchen, was genau ein hipster ist.

kommt keine klare antwort, zeigt ihnen ihr spiegelbild.

Jannek, ZoJ, kj55, begrian, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

if i'm doing a fake movie.

it's going to be a fake hit!

Lirpae.. likes this

wenn die freundin eines guten freundes sich als dein freundin ausgibt, um der kuh (b*itch) die dich per sms abserviert hat eins auszuwischen.

priceless!

unicornly, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do, doesn't mean she's your soul mate.

Lirpae.., guggigirl and begrian like this

zum abschied sag ich leise scheisse.

_Nathalie_, sarcaSM, Lirpae.., wookie, ZoJ, Luenchen, guggigirl, fuechsin and izzi like this

reposted by fuechsin

ich liebe clichés, vorallem wenn sie gut schmecken und italienisch sind.

mjf, izzi, Lirpae.., guggigirl, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

are we the dining dead?

Luenchen, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

yes.
you.
suck.

chillout, izzi, Lirpae.. and guido like this

back in my da... *slap*
shut up! you're 22!!

youdumbfuckingshitofaponyhorse!!

guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

ich mach höt so hääääärt party!

i mim bett.

ZoJ, little_hippie, Lirpae.., Luenchen, guggigirl, musissy and begrian like this

everything will be all right in the end... if it's not all right then it's not yet the end!

guggigirl, beesmoove, musissy, begrian, Luenchen and fuechsin like this

woopdie-fucking-doo.

it's monday

wenn man im club auf 9gag surft sollte man nach hause gehen.

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and little_hippie like this

pimmel party!!!

föck.

Lirpae.. and little_hippie like this

"Naked?"

"It's not naked it's nude!"

"What's the difference?"

"Art!"

aehmpaeh, little_hippie, Sven, guggigirl, musissy and Luenchen like this

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"santa clause."

n.schi, hemko, Sven, Lirpae.., guggigirl, Luenchen, musissy and jano like this

"Bold of the Day"

New platform, on which we will repost a special daily Bold to give you that little laughter every day to make it through our busy world.

Reposted from anonymous

sera_la_dera and guggigirl like this

i'm not saying
I HATE YOU.

All i'm saying is, if you get hit by a bus, i'd be driving that bus.

mjf, musissy, beesmoove, A.M., Lirpae.., Linneaelvira, Sven and Luenchen like this

i'm so deep.

you can't even handle it.

_Nathalie_, Lirpae.., fuechsin, Sven and buntebilder like this

you're beautiful.

in the dark.

with a mask.

hidden in a box.

Pesca, musissy, beesmoove, boni, claudia, Luenchen, guggigirl, Linneaelvira and Lirpae.. like this

"thank god!"

"really? did god come in here and told you about him? 'cause i don't remember it that way!"

Lirpae.. likes this

like drugs.

just worse.

Sven and begrian like this

you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly.

Sven and Lirpae.. like this

akward is the new normal.

Lirpae.. and beesmoove like this

plötzlich feier ich chris brown für 2 dinge.

slapping rihanna & fine china.

Lirpae.. and bold like this

watching my dad, while he's watching Project X.

priceless!

ME?

Sarcastic?

never.

musissy, Sven and Luenchen like this

sonntag

21 grad.

haha. my ass.

littlethings, jano, unicornly and musissy like this

poems don't always have to rhyme, you know.
they're just supposed to be creative.

janem803, PenSword72, Akatrine, kj55, sera_la_dera, GaylrdSprFckr, Lirpae.., wookie, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

reposted by wookie

like OMG! this is FANTABULOUS!
you are sooo reading this in a stuck up blonde accent.

Reposted from FashTechNerd

chillout and guido like this

ich so. hey.

sie so. pff.

ich so. ah.

sie so. wa?

ich so. haha -züri girl.

<3

musissy, claudia, guido and begrian like this

-tell me a story.

-fuck you.

-oh, that's one of my favourites!

jano, Luenchen, Lirpae.., claudia, MartinKiiing, guggigirl and musissy like this

was ist dieses grelle dingens am himmel?

ah, hallo sonne.

ZoJ, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

you're only as healthy as you feel.

lilymarlen, satan, Sven, guido and musissy like this

$/\ /••\ / O \ ( v v. )$

Akatrine, izzi, lilymarlen, Sven, beesmoove and ZoJ like this

party overdose!

lilymarlen, guido and Sven like this

scheisse scheisse scheisse scheisse scheisse scheisse
scheisse scheisse scheisse scheisse
scheisse scheisse

nutella ist alle!

little_hippie, musissy, fuechsin, guggigirl, Luenchen, claudia, Sven, Lirpae.., ZoJ and begrian like this

petrus hat mal wieder sein koks verschüttet.

idiot.

Pesca, littlethings, claudia, Sven, izzi, Lirpae.., laut, begrian, guggigirl, hemko and 2 others like this

schnee?

fick dich.

musissy, izzi, laut and ZoJ like this

oh my god it's so terrifying.

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalabamba.

izzi likes this

mondays aren't that bad. it's just your job that sucks.

mjf, musissy, izzi, claudia, Luenchen, Lirpae.., begrian and fuechsin like this

reposted by mango

mind

()••()
(-)(-)
( o )

blow.

ZoJ, Lirpae.., claudia, izzi and fuechsin like this

zoj. ich will dein profil bild.

<3 der rapper.

Luenchen, izzi and Lirpae.. like this

django (1966)

tontauben schiessen mit mexikaner.

betchen rauf, betchen runter, betchen rauf, betchen runter, betchen rauf,
betchen runter,
betchen rauf,
betchen runter.

bigdaddyflave, ZoJ and laut like this

"You are what you eat" - That's funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately...

Reposted from _Nathalie_

boni likes this

the sun is shining, the birds are singing and i'm just sitting here, boldomating!

musissy, guggigirl, Luenchen, claudia, laut and izzi like this

if a fuck you would be gentle. everybody would love me.

izzi and satan like this

what's going on?

a little bit of nothing and a whole lot of everything.

Luenchen, musissy, pasquale85, izzi, satan and Lirpae.. like this

ich zünd ein auto an. dudaah dudaah.

ich zünd ein auto an. dudaah dudaah!

laut, Lirpae.. and izzi like this

i'm so cool i can win an argument against a woman.

oh that's why i'm single.

kj55, guggigirl, NukeSkywalker, Lirpae.., danyol, Luenchen and musissy like this

i'm so awesome, even Pingu is my fan,

chillout, ernstrose, _Nathalie_, pasquale85, izzi and Lirpae.. like this

reposted by izzi

acting
level:

porn.

dannijayy, izzi, Lirpae.. and pasquale85 like this

ihr kennt dieses gefühl, kinder-überaschungs-ei.
die geile schokolade und das gelbe plastik teil in der mitte!!!! und dann! jaa und dann, spielen! spielen! spiiieeleeeeen.

fuck. ist nurn puzzle.

_Nathalie_, Lirpae.., izzi, laut, claudia and beesmoove like this

let's save the world!!

dude. it's just weekend.

Lirpae.., izzi, laut and NukeSkywalker like this

ich lese gebete und ignorier sie. - wie gott.

laut likes this

Greetings.

i'm Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.

Lirpae.. likes this

YOUNG
BOY
MOVING
FAST!

izzi, laut and Lirpae.. like this

wie funktioniert eigentlich die papst selektion genau?

blas wettbewerb?

ZoJ, sera_la_dera, laut and izzi like this

der papst ist argentinier.

na dann, zeig uns mal deine hand gottes.

ZoJ and izzi like this

instagram?

nope
hashtagogram.

_Nathalie_, djobone, izzi, little_hippie and pasquale85 like this

pick up line goes wrong:

"hi, i'm batman."

"ooh, i'm so sorry for your parents!"

hemko and satan like this

how to cheer up your co-worker:

holy shit you look ugly today!

they are going to forget about monday and they will look better in the future.

aryapratama, hemko, johnl1975, pasquale85 and Luenchen like this

kennsch das gfühl, wend nase schnützisch und nachher weder atme chasch?

ich ned.

laut, ZoJ, izzi, kkim, A.M. and Luenchen like this

ah erinnert ihr euch an die assi-uhr von vorgestern? guess what, sie will nochmal fotografiert werden.

die fotogeile hure!

mjf, kkim and Luenchen like this

andere haben sex in der küche, ich esse im bett.

digitus, little_hippie, janineyvette, boldolicious, iunda, eLPolloLoCo190, noemianina, Vandala, dasistabsicht, kkim and 8 others like this

reposted by beesmoove, beuleezy, geoooh, boldolicious and kurzvor12

18 stunden später, starre ich immer noch auf die einzelteile einer 8'000 fränkigen uhr und frage mich was ich mir blos dabei gedacht habe.

izzi, laut, Luenchen, claudia and ZoJ like this

15h gearbeitet und noch lange nicht fertig.

und du so?

bigdaddyflave, ZoJ and laut like this

still-life fotografie. wer macht sowas freiwilig?

Sven and ZoJ like this

ich sage heute nur
Roy Ayers.

wehe ihr wisst nicht welches lied!

izzi likes this

und abgeschlept wurde ich auch nicht.

*schmoll*

fuechsin, laut, ZoJ and pasquale85 like this

homeparties sind wie lügen.

wieso?

"ich trink heut nichts!"

cut.

"aaaah mein kopf!"

laut and musissy like this

friday advice:

when thigs getting hard to swallow, we need a bottle of moscato.

jonngormann likes this

oh, just another starstruck
fan.

i'm like peter pan.

but i can't fly :(

fuechsin and Luenchen like this

unser fotomodel heute wurde auf den namen wookie getauft.

musissy, ZoJ and laut like this

de hype bi boldomatic
20 followers zha isch grösser als bi twitter 1 mio z'erreiche.

guggigirl, izzi, laut, sera_la_dera, pasquale85, A.M., Luenchen, ZoJ and musissy like this

fuck, can't take a shower.
my bathroom-internet-radio isn't working.

mjf, Akatrine, satan, izzi, pasquale85 and musissy like this

HOOOOIII!!

alte hör uf schreie wend nebe mir stosch.

laut, musissy and ZoJ like this

kavinsky & auto fahren im schnee.

scheiss kombination.

hebdifescht likes this

achtung, anti-harlem shake videos kommen.

merscever likes this

weekend?

nope, video scripten.

musissy and sera_la_dera like this

you cheese eating apeface.

mjf likes this

ich cool

du doof.

againandagain, Erdmannlibob, unicornly and ZoJ like this

ihr wisst das pferdefleisch gesünder ist?

hebdifescht, _Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

und wie flüchtet man vor dieser vergewaltigung?

man geht an ein breakdance battle.

synonym für musikalische vergewaltigung?

guggemusik.

djobone, boni, ZoJ, musissy and A.M. like this

i'm so
sick of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit.

sarcaSM likes this

oberschenkel schmerzen.

danke dancehall.

mjf and bold like this

"it's like listening to jesus, ejaculating into the mouth of the angel gabriel!"

-Atticus Fetch

fräulin flauschich.

pasquale85 likes this

Zoj und Döner.

eine liebe.

musissy, pasquale85, bold and ZoJ like this

klein,
italienisch
und
heldendhaft.

hemko, pasquale85, musissy and ZoJ like this

zwangsferien.

HAHA!

hemko, littlethings and unicornly like this

wie kürzt man beschissene schauspielerei ab?

GZSZ.

Luenchen, pasquale85, unicornly, ZoJ, bold, A.M., izzi and beesmoove like this

mathematik gillt als die einzige sprache, welche von jedem menschen gesprochen werden kann.

wieso hasse ich es dann so sehr?

_Nathalie_, pasquale85 and unicornly like this

ich will nicht angeben aber......

alte heb dschnurre!

Lirpae.., ZoJ, unicornly and pasquale85 like this

rutschpartie pt. 5

und die zwangsjacke ruft wieder.

tüdelü.

fuechsin and unicornly like this

wer von euch bezahlt meine kaution wenn ich so'n fasnachts-idiot überfahre?

hebdifescht, pasquale85 and ZoJ like this

manchmal fühlt sich mein bett wie eine bequeme zwangsjacke an.

bigdaddyflave, beesmoove and ZoJ like this

Wenn mir langweilig ist, putze ich Fenster.
Mir egal was die anderen Leute im Zug denken.

Reposted from anonymous

musissy, izzi, beesmoove, ZoJ and bold like this

J Dilla opened my mind.

pasquale85 and beesmoove like this

wachmacher gesucht?

-> zahnarzt besuch.

Sven, ZoJ and pasquale85 like this

morgen ist ein guter tag, denn es geht am längsten bis es wieder heute ist.

bold, ZoJ, beesmoove and pasquale85 like this

hier kommt nacktarsch auf dem eis.

i wan't some of your brown sugar.

baaaabyyy.

littlethings likes this

kleine männer haben ihren wachstum anderswo gefördert.

eigen therapie.

unicornly likes this

$zähne putzen + husten ()__() ([].[]) (___) beeschte! {>_<}$

Akatrine likes this

star wars

goes

star trek

Campo likes this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

the only mofos in my circle are people that i can learn from.

-?love

i'm flying to the tropics.

FUCK THE SNOW!

ihr geht raus. ich geh penn'n!

hemko likes this

Fuck You
Ruzzle.

es geht nicht darum was die leute sehen wollen.

ES IST KUNST.

littlethings, Akatrine and musissy like this

bang.

ping.

padaow.

littlethings likes this

roundhouse kick in yo typo.

i fly so high, sometimes i shit on birds.

Akatrine, sarcaSM, bold, boni and pasquale85 like this

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hemko and pasquale85 like this

boldogeraped.

nznznz.

mjf likes this

hemko likes this

montag.

so wochenende und so.

littlethings likes this

my last post wrote a ninja.

_Nathalie_, Akatrine, musissy, GaylrdSprFckr, sarcaSM, maritzebill and bold like this

reposted by bold

musissy likes this

if you have to pay a women for sex, then you don't deserve it!

ronniecrew and pasquale85 like this

nix gegen homosexuelle.

aber

CLICHÉ SCHWUCHTEL!

that guy in the club, you know, the one who's sober.

yeah that' me!

atention hoes.

atention hoes everywhere!

littlethings likes this

dini mueter isch so fett. du gsesch sie ned.

päh!

if things getting hard to swallow.

shut up and chocke!

sarcaSM likes this

wihu!! nikotin flash.

ich fühl mich wie 14!

pasquale85 likes this

fuck yeah.

it's monday!

warhol said it, in the future we're all gonna be famous...

thx youtube!

athanasia.d and bold like this

RedLove likes this

Sven likes this

catch the burp.

bold and MrJoeBanks like this

reposted by bold

-kanye.
"pornstar."
-baby?

dafuq?!

MrJoeBanks likes this

alcohol is a son of a bitch

merry hangover.

und dann kam der schmerz.

reasonable doubt.

king.

boni and guido like this

and then.
no than.
no th.... a fuck it.

LingLewandowski likes this

ich bin

so

tumblr.

littlethings and beesmoove like this

janem803, littlethings, bold and guido like this

um einen prinzen zu finden, musst du einen frosch küssen. nicht den ganzen teich vögeln!!

Reposted from boni

i'm to creative for this shit!

hemko likes this

limo.

ghetto.

dave chappelle.