tomislaw's Posts

You can't spell LEGENDARY
without
LEG DAY!

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt;
long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

• Winston Churchill

Reposted from anonymous

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remember to support banks & cooperations this christmas in their continued efforts to enslave mankind by spending money you haven't got on things you do not need.

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If life gives you lemons, a simple surgery can give you melons.

Reposted from satan

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the earth without art is just eh.

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try to remember when on the way to becoming adults did we lose the endless source of imagination

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People never fail to both delight, disappoint and exasperate me.

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know your doctor?
know your farmer!

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currently i'm fucking busy - and unfortunately it's not the other way around.

Reposted from anonymous

Honds Bosch, Belgium

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fear can trick us into living a boring life.

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. .

If you try to be something you're not you'll end up being nothing

. .

Reposted from Broccolum

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pain is temporary, quitting last forever.

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Whether you think you can or you can't. Either way you're right.

Maastricht, Netherlands

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May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

Reposted from mearon

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Quiet
the mind, and the soul will speak.

Amsterdam, Netherlands

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there are three kinds of people in this world those who can count and those who cant

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Amsterdam, Netherlands

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home is where your heart is.

Reposted from dreamworld

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Not only do I think marijuana should be legalized,
I think it
should be mandatory.

let's take all the money we spend on weapons and defence each year and instead spend it on feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world which it would, many times over, not excluding one human being in the world and we could explore space together, inner and outer, forever in peace.

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your mind controls your cells

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success is not counted by how high you have climbed but by how many people you have brought with you

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you will always miss 100% of the shots you do not take

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days
are
long,
years
are
short

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let's be nothing, it lasts forever.

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people without dreams sleep a lifetime

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Dear Santa,
all i want this year is a skinny body and a fat bank account. lets try not to confuse things this year again.

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god created the world
but the Dutch created Holland

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god created the world
but the Dutch created Holland

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I am
the king
of tits
and wine

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reposted by gtfo

try not
to be
something
you do not
want to
love

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reposted by betweenwindows

the true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination

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when your kids are young you tell them stories to make them fall asleep,
when your kids are old they tell you stories that will keep you awake all night.

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Amsterdam Dance Event
has taken
all my serontine

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if opportunity doesn't knock,
build a door.

- milton berle

Reposted from tugrulakin

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Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Reposted from nelis

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all bodies
are entitled
to experience
the pleasure
they are capable of

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everyone has an equal right to inequality.

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Amsterdam

Dance

Event

Amsterdam, Netherlands

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if line is worth USD 22 billion, bold is worth trillions - words

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you
got
me
hypnotized

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Advertising is legalized lying.

H. G. Wells

Reposted from anonymous

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what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish?

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the eyes are useless when the mind is blind

Reposted from Lisagu88

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do whatever you want to do with your life
-
but make sure not to bother mine.

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rigor mortis due to absence of soul

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When you feel like someone is watching you, it's probably a ninja.

Reposted from IO_N_O

you are about to exceed the limits of my medication

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The lake will adjust, it's the size of the canoe that matters.

Reposted from kj55

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contentment is natural wealth,
luxury is artificial poverty.

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the ones who say
"you can't"
and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that "you will"

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reposted by makalapua

take me down to the
paradise city where the grass is green and the
girls are pretty

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find a job
you love
and you never work
a day in
your life

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be fearful when others are greedy,
be greedy when others are fearful

a schizophrenic is never alone.

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if there is a government shutdown,
who will spy on me,
waste my money and have contempt for me?

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the best way to predict the future is to create it

gym update:

not there

Reposted from bold

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secret to stay young:

live honestly, eat slowly
and lie about your age.

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if you think you are too small to have an impact, try going to be bed with a mosquito in the room.

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it is either you or me I am having sex later with.

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary.

Future and Hope have been removed...

Reposted from BJcore

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

Reposted from misswilkmar

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if you find a path without obstacles, it probably leads to nowhere.

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reposted by makalapua

there are two rules for success:

1. never reveal everything you know

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opinions are like assholes.

everyone has one and thinks everyone else's stinks.

opinions differ significantly from assholes and your's should be constantly and thorougly examined.

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I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

Reposted from bold

"i want to see the manager"

first reaction of a visitor from outter space on earth for the first time

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to lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals

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society celebrates mediocrity

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Homo sapiens non urinat
in ventum.

Everyone faces the challenge to finding meaning to their suffering.

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reposted by makalapua

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

Reposted from sarilarifari

god waakt over alles maar zet voor de zekerheid toch maar je fiets op slot.

i do not know where i am going, but i am on my way.

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life is a game, you can be a player or a toy.

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it is nice to be important but it is
more important to be nice.

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spuit elf geeft ook modder.

als je loopt, schimmelt je gaatje niet!

blowjob
better
than
no
job

Reposted from tomislaw

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blowjob
better
than
no
job

Buitenveldert, Netherlands

reposted by tomislaw

I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm someones double vodka!

Reposted from anonymous

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