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The canadian immigration website is down and "emigrate" is on the top of the googled words in the US

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where does all my money go?! It's like hocus pocus, I am brokus.

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I'm going to stand outside.
So if anyone asks,
I am outstanding.

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2002 is now as far away as 2030

#2016, #2002, #2030

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"The ice cream is now extinct from our fridge."

Me: No worries, I will eat pizza.

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With great power, comes great need to take a nap.

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@cooledpizza

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Boldomatic

goes safer

featuring Ceylor

#loveforever, #Ceylor, #safer, #Sex

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study tip: stand up. stretch. take a walk. go to the airport. get on a plane. never return.

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That cat looks so cute!!!

#cat, #profilepic, #cute

There are two words that open many doors in your life: "pull" and "push"

#doors, #life

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stop comparing yourself to others. it's dumb. when you open up a box of pizza, it doesn't matter which slice has more or less toppings, or which is bigger than the other, it's pizza. pizza is pizza. pizza is delicious. you're delicious.

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I'm a bookaholic and I regret nothing.

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i want to travel across the world and breath the air of new places.

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"maybe I'm still single because I didn't forward that chain message to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago"

"that'll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too"

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What happened to her face?
It's swollen!

She ate Nutella.

Is she allergic?

No, it was MY Nutella.

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all I want for christmas is snow

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What sex are you?

Male [ ]
Female [ ]
Sexy [x]

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Listening to a bird is like listening to a woman.

Nice voice but impossible to understand.

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Food is art, made edible.

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why get thinner when you can get dinner

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My drinking team has a snowboard problem.

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the word awesome ends with me and the word ugly starts with u

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i'm trying to get in to the christmas spirit but the damn bottle won't open.

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24 shopping days days left until your loved ones find out how little you understand them.

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Auf Deutsch sprechen, penser en français, contare in italiano and finally two or three words of english.
this is Switzerland too :)

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ich lerne deutsch in Boldomatic.

vielen dank Bold people! :)

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i sock at spelling

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if travelling was free you'd never see me again..

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Du willst auch immer nur das eine!

Kuchen

das mit "S"!

SCHOKOLADENKUCHEN!!

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hast du zugenommen?

-sieht das da draussen aus, als bräuchte man eine bikinifigur?

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Wollte beim Tierarzt einen Termin für mein Einhorn holen. Er meinte, ich sollte zum Psychologen gehen. Was soll denn ein Einhorn beim Psychologen?

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Oh, you like sleeping?....Me too! We should do it together sometime!

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give me a kiss.

- Hol dir dein Kissen doch selber!

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No, I haven't seen your LSD...

But have you seen the fucking DRAGONS in the kitchen?!

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Ging morgens ins büro und hab nur das licht angemacht. Gott hat ja am ersten tag auch nicht mehr geschafft!

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Hab nach dem Sinn des Lebens gesucht...

... und in der Küche Schokolade gefunden.

Hätte mir die Antwort irgendwie spektakulärer vorgestellt!

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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That´s God playing sims, he just canceled your action.

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I don't have birthdays.

I level up!

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always be yourself unless you can be a unicorn. then always be a unicorn.

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wir frauen sind nicht kompliziert. wir wollen nur geliebt werden. und überraschungen. und schmuck. und andere dinge, die du herausfinden musst.

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Viele sagen Zürich sei eingebildet, dabei gibt
es die Stadt wirklich.

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I'm not famous but I have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio.

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Ich liebe ja
Karl May Filme.

Vorallem die Fortsetzungen.

Also Winnetou, Winnethree und Winnefour...

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Do you want stalkers?!

Join Boldomatic

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My week in a nutshell:
Monday
Monday Two
Monday Three
Monday Four
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

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can't take the ticking of time

the time that's passing by

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If I had 24 hours to live...

Ah, fuck it. I'd probably just sit and eat chicken from a bucket.

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2014 is almost over.

- lost no weight

- learned nothing

- saved no money

- still ugly

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>> N8 <<

funktioniert auf Deutsch, Englisch, Französisch, Italienisch (o=e) und vielleicht sogar noch mehr

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FRIDAY... my second favorite F word.

FOOD is the first, obviously.

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A redhead tells her blonde sister that she slept with a Brazilian man... the blonde says, "OMG! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

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A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed. She starts crying and says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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brain status:

weekend

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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That´s God playing sims, he just canceled your action.

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BRING
MICH
BETRUNKEN
ICH BIN
NACH
HAUSE

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Egal wie gut Du fährst.

Züge fahren Güter.

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Dude, racism is stupid.
I'm black, white and Asian.

And everyone still loves me!

-Panda

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Das Leben ist zu kurz um nicht Luzerner zu sein.

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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family

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I like my coffee how I like myself:

dark, bitter & too hot for you!

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War gestern Abend so betrunken, dass ich ein Taxi nehmen musste.

Heute werde ich's zurückbringen!

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Eh - what do you mean? hello kitty is actually not a kitten??
why you telling me??!!

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My heart and my brain only agree on one thing..

Food •

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Ah, du spielst Fussball? Welche Position denn?

Pfosten?

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The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today.

It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope said Jose, age 6.

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On a scale from one to Brazil, how bad was your day?

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$before I die I want to skydive ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ \ o / | / \$

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Habe meine Frau einkaufen geschickt. Gibt wahrscheinlich wieder Stiefel zum Z'nacht!

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The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

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ich habe gelesen, man kann aus übrig gelassener schokolade schokoladenfondue machen. ich bin verwirrt. was ist bitte übrig gelassene schokolade?'

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Ich liebe den Sommer in der Schweiz !

Das ist für mich persönlich immer die schönste Woche im Jahr.

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You can pay me, in cash or swiss chocolate gold bars.

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"You're from Sweden? So you must speak swiss right?"
-american

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Just saw a butterfly with a girl tattooed on it's lower back.

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A GOOD friend will bail you out of jail. A TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up."

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if there's one thing girls love more than being told they're pretty, it's being told they're prettier than other girls

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I'm glad
I'm a man...
I would hate to remember everything.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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Let's make a book out of all bolds and call it "The better Bible".

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chocolate is the answer

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who cares what the question is

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Say no
to drugs and yes to chocolate •

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Chocolate
Orgasm

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the Most negative thing about Summer ist that ny choclate is melting.

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Hab Siri nach dem Sinn des Lebens gefragt.

"Alles spricht dafür, dass es Schokolade ist."

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$, . - - ' | } / / } } . = \ . - - ' ` \ } //` ' - - - . / ` | | /| \\ | | HAPPY |\_\\/ \__/\\ BIRTHDAY \\ \|$

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Dear Choclate I can't stop loving you. :)

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Schoggi
Schokolade Choclat Suklaa Sokoláta Cioccolato

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Schoggi
Schokolade Choclat Suklaa Sokoláta Cioccolato

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"I'm gonna eat so much choclate today I'm gonna turn into Lindt chocolate bunny."
- Ed Sheeran

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Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond this morning.

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I'm at an age where I think it's gross to eat food that fell on the floor...

...unless it's like cheesecake or something.

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sometimes
I wrestle with my inner demons -

other times we just hug and eat cheesecake...

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My 34th favorite sex position is called "The Cheesecake factory".

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$/\ || {}{}{}{} %%% ######### ()•()•()•()•()•()•() ######### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ### BOLDOMATIC #### @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ################$

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Another 76 "mom when we arrive?" to destination

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people think I'm shy, but my mom told me if I have nothing nice to say I better be quiet.

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Homework:
Do me do me.

Internet: Don't listen to that slut.

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let your mind travel by reading a book

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Remember when we all died in 2012?

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The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

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I love onions so much, that they make me cry.

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Kids learning from TV

What Flickering lights mean:

1% electrical problems

99% demons

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Dear Bruno,

being locked out of heaven isn't so bad. None of my friends are on the guest list, either.

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maybe I'm nobody, but nobody is perfect

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'PERFECT'
HAS 7 LETTERS
AND SO DOES
'MEEEEEE'

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bock auf candle light döner?

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I told you i'll be there in 5 minutes, stop calling me every half an hour!

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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

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I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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I have a dream

that one day, I will shut my phone down, open my books and start studying.

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I'm a victoria's secret model. It's such a secret that not even victoria knows.

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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.

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bier kaltstellen ist irgendwie auch kochen.

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solange kakaobohnen an bäumen wachsen ist schokolade auch obst.

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20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hope and steve jobs.
now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

please, don't let kevin bacon die!

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The 5 symptoms of laziness:

1)

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Chocolate is a great example of food, that looks like crap but tastes like heaven.

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Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?

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Top ten things men understand about women.
1.
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Ikea: Legos for adults.

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